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welcome to watchmojo.com ting down the five most fascinating and slightly
five most fascinating and slightly
five most fascinating and slightly frightening things that you probably
frightening things that you probably
frightening things that you probably didn’t know about the probably maybe
didn’t know about the probably maybe
didn’t know about the probably maybe could be some day upcoming apocalypse
could be some day upcoming apocalypse
could be some day upcoming apocalypse and how close it really could be if we
and how close it really could be if we
and how close it really could be if we don’t get this job done everybody’s
don’t get this job done everybody’s
don’t get this job done everybody’s calling number five we’re already
calling number five we’re already
calling number five we’re already leaving messages for a post apocalypse
leaving messages for a post apocalypse
leaving messages for a post apocalypse world the apocalypse when doesn’t matter
world the apocalypse when doesn’t matter
world the apocalypse when doesn’t matter I’m right see isn’t it nuts how everyone
I’m right see isn’t it nuts how everyone
I’m right see isn’t it nuts how everyone is immediately wow that is a smelly
is immediately wow that is a smelly
is immediately wow that is a smelly bandanna built anonymously and often
bandanna built anonymously and often
bandanna built anonymously and often labeled as the American Stonehenge the
labeled as the American Stonehenge the
labeled as the American Stonehenge the Georgia Guidestones consists of six
Georgia Guidestones consists of six
Georgia Guidestones consists of six granite slabs on to which Ten
granite slabs on to which Ten
granite slabs on to which Ten Commandment like rules are etched in
Commandment like rules are etched in
Commandment like rules are etched in eight different languages according to
eight different languages according to
eight different languages according to the stones a future post-apocalyptic
the stones a future post-apocalyptic
the stones a future post-apocalyptic civilization should amongst other things
civilization should amongst other things
civilization should amongst other things cap the global population at five
cap the global population at five
cap the global population at five hundred million which is one fourteenth
hundred million which is one fourteenth
hundred million which is one fourteenth of what it is now invent a universal
of what it is now invent a universal
of what it is now invent a universal language and leave room for nature that
language and leave room for nature that
language and leave room for nature that last bit is actually repeated twice
last bit is actually repeated twice
last bit is actually repeated twice apparently the hope is that the stones
apparently the hope is that the stones
apparently the hope is that the stones will steer us into an age of reason it’s
will steer us into an age of reason it’s
will steer us into an age of reason it’s a lesson in how to live your life
a lesson in how to live your life
a lesson in how to live your life without causing the end of the world
without causing the end of the world
without causing the end of the world taught by those who learn the lesson the
taught by those who learn the lesson the
taught by those who learn the lesson the hard way
number four there’s a 10% probability of
number four there’s a 10% probability of a 21st century nuclear war the watchdog
a 21st century nuclear war the watchdog
a 21st century nuclear war the watchdog group of nuclear scientists move the
group of nuclear scientists move the
group of nuclear scientists move the Doomsday Clock up to five minutes until
Doomsday Clock up to five minutes until
Doomsday Clock up to five minutes until midnight destruction by nuclear war the
midnight destruction by nuclear war the
midnight destruction by nuclear war the Cold War in its traditional sense might
Cold War in its traditional sense might
Cold War in its traditional sense might have passed but the modern day
have passed but the modern day
have passed but the modern day geopolitical landscape is hardly at
geopolitical landscape is hardly at
geopolitical landscape is hardly at peace that 10% figure was reached by
peace that 10% figure was reached by
peace that 10% figure was reached by Stanford professor Martin Hellman making
Stanford professor Martin Hellman making
Stanford professor Martin Hellman making statistical sense of the 25,000 nuclear
statistical sense of the 25,000 nuclear
statistical sense of the 25,000 nuclear weapons in existence in 2050 the u.s.
weapons in existence in 2050 the u.s.
weapons in existence in 2050 the u.s. the UK Russia France China India
the UK Russia France China India
the UK Russia France China India Pakistan and North Korea could all start
Pakistan and North Korea could all start
Pakistan and North Korea could all start a nuclear war given all this Hellman
a nuclear war given all this Hellman
a nuclear war given all this Hellman says that we reach thousands of times
says that we reach thousands of times
says that we reach thousands of times more likely to die from the nuclear war
more likely to die from the nuclear war
more likely to die from the nuclear war than a nuclear power mishap and that’s
than a nuclear power mishap and that’s
than a nuclear power mishap and that’s if you live next door to the power plant
if you live next door to the power plant
if you live next door to the power plant then opening at the nuclear plant cuz of
then opening at the nuclear plant cuz of
then opening at the nuclear plant cuz of that guy that defect it’s a North Korea
that guy that defect it’s a North Korea
that guy that defect it’s a North Korea good old day who used to give me the
good old day who used to give me the
good old day who used to give me the pickles up his sandwich and all I had to
pickles up his sandwich and all I had to
pickles up his sandwich and all I had to do is let him copy some keys number
do is let him copy some keys number
do is let him copy some keys number three the real apocalypse won’t be like
three the real apocalypse won’t be like
three the real apocalypse won’t be like the movies follow back of course if the
the movies follow back of course if the
the movies follow back of course if the end really was coming then no one would
end really was coming then no one would
end really was coming then no one would really be expecting Bruce Willis to
really be expecting Bruce Willis to
really be expecting Bruce Willis to actually save our skins but as the
actually save our skins but as the
actually save our skins but as the apocalyptically clued in cracked.com
apocalyptically clued in cracked.com
apocalyptically clued in cracked.com points out there are plenty of other
points out there are plenty of other
points out there are plenty of other reasons why cinematic Armageddon’s get
reasons why cinematic Armageddon’s get
reasons why cinematic Armageddon’s get it all wrong so now without rent
it all wrong so now without rent
it all wrong so now without rent payments or DMVs or lines or bosses or
payments or DMVs or lines or bosses or
payments or DMVs or lines or bosses or social etiquette in general they are
social etiquette in general they are
social etiquette in general they are free to finally indulge in the one thing
free to finally indulge in the one thing
free to finally indulge in the one thing that we all secretly want the most to
that we all secretly want the most to
that we all secretly want the most to just be selfish Astralis for instance
just be selfish Astralis for instance
just be selfish Astralis for instance saying fed and physically healthy will
saying fed and physically healthy will
saying fed and physically healthy will be pretty tough even if you can hunt
be pretty tough even if you can hunt
be pretty tough even if you can hunt forest animals you still be prone to
forest animals you still be prone to
forest animals you still be prone to malnutrition get the shoulder the
malnutrition get the shoulder the
malnutrition get the shoulder the working people are suffering where’s
working people are suffering where’s
working people are suffering where’s your vitamin C going to come from and
your vitamin C going to come from and
your vitamin C going to come from and then how are you gonna save off scurvy
then how are you gonna save off scurvy
then how are you gonna save off scurvy or any other disease for that matter
or any other disease for that matter
or any other disease for that matter you’re probably more likely to die from
you’re probably more likely to die from
you’re probably more likely to die from a relatively simple but untreated
a relatively simple but untreated
a relatively simple but untreated disease then the actual zombies or what
disease then the actual zombies or what
disease then the actual zombies or what have you so by the third or fourth
have you so by the third or fourth
have you so by the third or fourth season all those folks in the walking
season all those folks in the walking
season all those folks in the walking dead should really be walking and dead
number two apocalyptic predictions have
number two apocalyptic predictions have a zero percent success rate Christians
a zero percent success rate Christians
a zero percent success rate Christians called it the rapture but the Mayans
called it the rapture but the Mayans
called it the rapture but the Mayans knew about it the hope is the the
knew about it the hope is the the
knew about it the hope is the the i-ching
i-ching
i-ching the Bible kind of beer with around 30 of
the Bible kind of beer with around 30 of
the Bible kind of beer with around 30 of them forecasts since the year 2000 we’ve
them forecasts since the year 2000 we’ve
them forecasts since the year 2000 we’ve really been spoiled when it comes to end
really been spoiled when it comes to end
really been spoiled when it comes to end of days predictions this century however
of days predictions this century however
of days predictions this century however none are yet to come true that is unless
none are yet to come true that is unless
none are yet to come true that is unless you’re we watching this in some kind of
you’re we watching this in some kind of
you’re we watching this in some kind of doomsday bunker in the year 2027 in
doomsday bunker in the year 2027 in
doomsday bunker in the year 2027 in which case congratulations on surviving
which case congratulations on surviving
which case congratulations on surviving thanks for watching and don’t forget to
thanks for watching and don’t forget to
thanks for watching and don’t forget to subscribe so far false predictions have
subscribe so far false predictions have
subscribe so far false predictions have ranged from American evangelist Harold
ranged from American evangelist Harold
ranged from American evangelist Harold Camping is claimed that three percent of
Camping is claimed that three percent of
Camping is claimed that three percent of the world’s population would ascend to
the world’s population would ascend to
the world’s population would ascend to heaven in 2011 to the much-publicised
heaven in 2011 to the much-publicised
heaven in 2011 to the much-publicised Mayan prophecy that the world would end
Mayan prophecy that the world would end
Mayan prophecy that the world would end on December 21st 2012 not to mention the
on December 21st 2012 not to mention the
on December 21st 2012 not to mention the many Armageddon’s that should have
many Armageddon’s that should have
many Armageddon’s that should have occurred in the year 2000 itself I think
occurred in the year 2000 itself I think
occurred in the year 2000 itself I think it could take us 10 to 15 years to
it could take us 10 to 15 years to
it could take us 10 to 15 years to recover from the effects of y2k
recover from the effects of y2k
recover from the effects of y2k financially so far the prediction
financially so far the prediction
financially so far the prediction success rate is zero percent but that
success rate is zero percent but that
success rate is zero percent but that score can only go up or remain constant
score can only go up or remain constant
score can only go up or remain constant I’ll take those odds number one if all
I’ll take those odds number one if all
I’ll take those odds number one if all else fails the Sun will kill us all oh
else fails the Sun will kill us all oh
else fails the Sun will kill us all oh it’s glorious it’s sublime it’s the
it’s glorious it’s sublime it’s the
it’s glorious it’s sublime it’s the single most important entity in our
single most important entity in our
single most important entity in our solar system in terms of achieving and
solar system in terms of achieving and
solar system in terms of achieving and maintaining life but science says that
maintaining life but science says that
maintaining life but science says that the Sun will one day bring about the
the Sun will one day bring about the
the Sun will one day bring about the Earth’s demise however humanity may
Earth’s demise however humanity may
Earth’s demise however humanity may speed the process along little by say
speed the process along little by say
speed the process along little by say blasting holes in the ozone layer and
blasting holes in the ozone layer and
blasting holes in the ozone layer and generally caused and climate change
generally caused and climate change
generally caused and climate change beyond that which is humanly manageable
beyond that which is humanly manageable
beyond that which is humanly manageable but environmental snowball effect or not
but environmental snowball effect or not
but environmental snowball effect or not the truth is that the Sun will end us
the truth is that the Sun will end us
the truth is that the Sun will end us it’s estimated that in 500 million years
it’s estimated that in 500 million years
it’s estimated that in 500 million years at most it will be too hot to sustain
at most it will be too hot to sustain
at most it will be too hot to sustain life in its current state and that in
life in its current state and that in
life in its current state and that in around five billion years the Sun will
around five billion years the Sun will
around five billion years the Sun will evolve into a red giant star which will
evolve into a red giant star which will
evolve into a red giant star which will engulf consume and generally kill our
engulf consume and generally kill our
engulf consume and generally kill our planet entirely basically even if the
planet entirely basically even if the
planet entirely basically even if the apocalypse isn’t near it is unavoidable
apocalypse isn’t near it is unavoidable
apocalypse isn’t near it is unavoidable take that zero percent all is nothing
take that zero percent all is nothing
take that zero percent all is nothing we’re all doomed so are you heading to
we’re all doomed so are you heading to
we’re all doomed so are you heading to the store to stock up on canned food
the store to stock up on canned food
the store to stock up on canned food junk like the doomsday whistle ain’t
junk like the doomsday whistle ain’t
junk like the doomsday whistle ain’t been blown for nigh on just three years
been blown for nigh on just three years
been blown for nigh on just three years how do you think you’d fare in the after
how do you think you’d fare in the after
how do you think you’d fare in the after and I feel like I would die until next
and I feel like I would die until next
and I feel like I would die until next time if there is a next time
time if there is a next time
time if there is a next time from work how to close m’q top tens and
from work how to close m’q top tens and
from work how to close m’q top tens and generally disastrous top fives be sure
generally disastrous top fives be sure
generally disastrous top fives be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com it’s times
to subscribe to watchmojo.com it’s times
to subscribe to watchmojo.com it’s times like this I wish I were a religious man
like this I wish I were a religious man
like this I wish I were a religious man it’s all over people we don’t have a
it’s all over people we don’t have a
it’s all over people we don’t have a prayer
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