j-john bullshit our money is on the big guy
guy
guy welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 mismatched movie fights tonight you die
mismatched movie fights tonight you die
mismatched movie fights tonight you die ladies first for this list we’re taking
ladies first for this list we’re taking
ladies first for this list we’re taking a look at big screen fights between two
a look at big screen fights between two
a look at big screen fights between two opponents who don’t seem to fit together
opponents who don’t seem to fit together
opponents who don’t seem to fit together naturally you’ll put down your rock and
naturally you’ll put down your rock and
naturally you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try and
I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try and
I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people
kill each other like civilized people
kill each other like civilized people or that seem wildly unfair this beauty
or that seem wildly unfair this beauty
or that seem wildly unfair this beauty mortar will be no trouble for the record
mortar will be no trouble for the record
mortar will be no trouble for the record we’re excluding Batman vs Superman dawn
we’re excluding Batman vs Superman dawn
we’re excluding Batman vs Superman dawn of Justice because that film isn’t even
of Justice because that film isn’t even
of Justice because that film isn’t even out yet
and also because a few of these are
and also because a few of these are climactic battles a spoiler alert is in
climactic battles a spoiler alert is in
climactic battles a spoiler alert is in order number 10
order number 10
order number 10 Wesley versus Fezzik The Princess Bride
Wesley versus Fezzik The Princess Bride
Wesley versus Fezzik The Princess Bride I didn’t purpose I don’t have to miss I
I didn’t purpose I don’t have to miss I
I didn’t purpose I don’t have to miss I believe you if this were sword fight
believe you if this were sword fight
believe you if this were sword fight we’d likely bet on the swashbuckling
we’d likely bet on the swashbuckling
we’d likely bet on the swashbuckling Wesley over the mounting Fezzik so what
Wesley over the mounting Fezzik so what
Wesley over the mounting Fezzik so what happens now we face each other as God
happens now we face each other as God
happens now we face each other as God intended sports my life in a battle of
intended sports my life in a battle of
intended sports my life in a battle of brute strength however you’d think that
brute strength however you’d think that
brute strength however you’d think that the odds would be slightly and Andre the
the odds would be slightly and Andre the
the odds would be slightly and Andre the Giant’s favor I think the odds are
Giant’s favor I think the odds are
Giant’s favor I think the odds are slightly in your favorite hand fighting
slightly in your favorite hand fighting
slightly in your favorite hand fighting some life for being the biggest and the
some life for being the biggest and the
some life for being the biggest and the strongest I don’t even exercise although
strongest I don’t even exercise although
strongest I don’t even exercise although Fezzik does outweigh his masked opponent
Fezzik does outweigh his masked opponent
Fezzik does outweigh his masked opponent Wesley still has agility strategy and
Wesley still has agility strategy and
Wesley still has agility strategy and wit on his side
wit on his side
wit on his side you’re quick he uses all of the above to
you’re quick he uses all of the above to
you’re quick he uses all of the above to put Fezzik in a sleeper hold and win the
put Fezzik in a sleeper hold and win the
put Fezzik in a sleeper hold and win the brawl in sportsman like fashion having
brawl in sportsman like fashion having
brawl in sportsman like fashion having flop just one person for so long been
flop just one person for so long been
flop just one person for so long been specializing in hopes by being ganks for
specializing in hopes by being ganks for
specializing in hopes by being ganks for local charities that kind of thing
local charities that kind of thing
local charities that kind of thing Wesley thus gets one step closer to the
Wesley thus gets one step closer to the
Wesley thus gets one step closer to the princess bride while Fezzik gets closer
princess bride while Fezzik gets closer
princess bride while Fezzik gets closer to the large women of his dreams I don’t
to the large women of his dreams I don’t
to the large women of his dreams I don’t envy you the headache you will have when
envy you the headache you will have when
envy you the headache you will have when you awake but in the meantime rest well
you awake but in the meantime rest well
you awake but in the meantime rest well dream of larger women number nine it’s
dream of larger women number nine it’s
dream of larger women number nine it’s been sharor versus tiny warrior Ace
been sharor versus tiny warrior Ace
been sharor versus tiny warrior Ace Ventura when nature calls your operation
Ventura when nature calls your operation
Ventura when nature calls your operation is well founded but I am merely a
is well founded but I am merely a
is well founded but I am merely a servant claiming to have the reflexes of
servant claiming to have the reflexes of
servant claiming to have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose Ace
a cat and the speed of a mongoose Ace
a cat and the speed of a mongoose Ace Ventura may seem like a capable fighter
Ventura may seem like a capable fighter
Ventura may seem like a capable fighter I’ll have you know I have the reflexes
I’ll have you know I have the reflexes
I’ll have you know I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose
of a cat and the speed of a mongoose
of a cat and the speed of a mongoose throw it I dare ya eight overestimates
throw it I dare ya eight overestimates
throw it I dare ya eight overestimates his skills upon entering the circle of
his skills upon entering the circle of
his skills upon entering the circle of death however and squaring off with an
death however and squaring off with an
death however and squaring off with an animalistic tribal man
while small and scrawny this what you to
while small and scrawny this what you to warrior isn’t afraid to bite or mess
warrior isn’t afraid to bite or mess
warrior isn’t afraid to bite or mess with the do Oh
with the do Oh
with the do Oh don’t just standard throw be a spear as
don’t just standard throw be a spear as
don’t just standard throw be a spear as a screams and pain the witch you to and
a screams and pain the witch you to and
a screams and pain the witch you to and audience scream in hilarity the
audience scream in hilarity the
audience scream in hilarity the energized Jim Carrey will strive to make
energized Jim Carrey will strive to make
energized Jim Carrey will strive to make us laugh no matter what the filmmakers
us laugh no matter what the filmmakers
us laugh no matter what the filmmakers throw them including multiple Spears
throw them including multiple Spears
throw them including multiple Spears it’s in the phone number eight Jackie
it’s in the phone number eight Jackie
it’s in the phone number eight Jackie moon versus Dewey de bear
moon versus Dewey de bear
moon versus Dewey de bear semi-pro scared cards mm-hmm it’s a baby
semi-pro scared cards mm-hmm it’s a baby
semi-pro scared cards mm-hmm it’s a baby bear is trained and everything from
bear is trained and everything from
bear is trained and everything from raccoons to sharks
raccoons to sharks
raccoons to sharks well Ferrell is no stranger to animal
well Ferrell is no stranger to animal
well Ferrell is no stranger to animal fights I’m terrified of those things
fights I’m terrified of those things
fights I’m terrified of those things freak it out his most hysterical
freak it out his most hysterical
freak it out his most hysterical mismatched interspecies brawl has got to
mismatched interspecies brawl has got to
mismatched interspecies brawl has got to be in semi-pro when Jackie moon enters
be in semi-pro when Jackie moon enters
be in semi-pro when Jackie moon enters the ring with a baby bear named Dewey
the ring with a baby bear named Dewey
the ring with a baby bear named Dewey use nothing but a dumb bear smack back
use nothing but a dumb bear smack back
use nothing but a dumb bear smack back Jackie sneaks a couple of cheap moves in
Jackie sneaks a couple of cheap moves in
Jackie sneaks a couple of cheap moves in there at first but he makes the crucial
there at first but he makes the crucial
there at first but he makes the crucial mistake of turning his back on the Beast
mistake of turning his back on the Beast
mistake of turning his back on the Beast flip can he dig it
from there do he gives Jackie a
from there do he gives Jackie a traditional bear hug and his handler
traditional bear hug and his handler
traditional bear hug and his handler played by Kristen Wigg isn’t much help
saying spumoni can’t save Jackie or the
saying spumoni can’t save Jackie or the audience as Dewey runs loose number
audience as Dewey runs loose number
audience as Dewey runs loose number seven
seven
seven Gabriel gave wokker vs. Eric kweilyn
Gabriel gave wokker vs. Eric kweilyn
Gabriel gave wokker vs. Eric kweilyn cliffhanger kill a few people they call
cliffhanger kill a few people they call
cliffhanger kill a few people they call you a murderer kill a million and you’re
you a murderer kill a million and you’re
you a murderer kill a million and you’re a conqueror go figure
a conqueror go figure
a conqueror go figure in this corner we have Sylvester
in this corner we have Sylvester
in this corner we have Sylvester Stallone as a macho mountain climber
Stallone as a macho mountain climber
Stallone as a macho mountain climber kweilyn the game’s over you lost in the
kweilyn the game’s over you lost in the
kweilyn the game’s over you lost in the other corner we have John Lithgow as a
other corner we have John Lithgow as a
other corner we have John Lithgow as a white color thief meet me at the highest
white color thief meet me at the highest
white color thief meet me at the highest point from where you are if you don’t
point from where you are if you don’t
point from where you are if you don’t they’re going to find out of this little
they’re going to find out of this little
they’re going to find out of this little angel of yours can fly let’s go may be
angel of yours can fly let’s go may be
angel of yours can fly let’s go may be more likely to give a better performance
more likely to give a better performance
more likely to give a better performance well we all know who would win in a
well we all know who would win in a
well we all know who would win in a fight it’s just us now you piece of shit
fight it’s just us now you piece of shit
fight it’s just us now you piece of shit nevertheless the climax of cliffhanger
nevertheless the climax of cliffhanger
nevertheless the climax of cliffhanger still leaves you at the edge of your
still leaves you at the edge of your
still leaves you at the edge of your seat as Stallone’s Walker and lip goes
seat as Stallone’s Walker and lip goes
seat as Stallone’s Walker and lip goes kweilyn Duke it out atop a dangling
kweilyn Duke it out atop a dangling
kweilyn Duke it out atop a dangling helicopter stick around
in a chokehold Walker resorts to biting
in a chokehold Walker resorts to biting to beat his foe and sends him plummeting
to beat his foe and sends him plummeting
to beat his foe and sends him plummeting to an explosive fate never shit it give
to an explosive fate never shit it give
to an explosive fate never shit it give your arms and legs in the vehicle
number six hit girl versus Mother Russia
number six hit girl versus Mother Russia kick ass – are you ready to die little
kick ass – are you ready to die little
kick ass – are you ready to die little girl and might be fast you look at that
girl and might be fast you look at that
girl and might be fast you look at that shitstain color face being a
shitstain color face being a
shitstain color face being a prepubescent girl dressed in purple and
prepubescent girl dressed in purple and
prepubescent girl dressed in purple and played by the charming Chloe grace
played by the charming Chloe grace
played by the charming Chloe grace Moretz Hit Girl may not seem like the
Moretz Hit Girl may not seem like the
Moretz Hit Girl may not seem like the most intimidating superhero in kick-ass
most intimidating superhero in kick-ass
most intimidating superhero in kick-ass though she proves herself to be a one
though she proves herself to be a one
though she proves herself to be a one girl army
hit-girl meets her match in kick ass to
hit-girl meets her match in kick ass to where she faces the hulking mother
where she faces the hulking mother
where she faces the hulking mother russia just when it seems that hit girl
russia just when it seems that hit girl
russia just when it seems that hit girl has dropped her last f-bomb she tricks
has dropped her last f-bomb she tricks
has dropped her last f-bomb she tricks her towering challenger into giving her
her towering challenger into giving her
her towering challenger into giving her an adrenaline shot it’s con adrenaline
an adrenaline shot it’s con adrenaline
an adrenaline shot it’s con adrenaline this chain with that extra boost Mother
this chain with that extra boost Mother
this chain with that extra boost Mother Russia is no match for hit girls agility
Russia is no match for hit girls agility
Russia is no match for hit girls agility and a fistful of glass Dina’s reveal a
and a fistful of glass Dina’s reveal a
and a fistful of glass Dina’s reveal a skylit EP a– meu sassiest at number
skylit EP a– meu sassiest at number
skylit EP a– meu sassiest at number five David versus Goliath King David
five David versus Goliath King David
five David versus Goliath King David that always we’re witness how the King
that always we’re witness how the King
that always we’re witness how the King loves David when people think of little
loves David when people think of little
loves David when people think of little guys triumphing over seemingly
guys triumphing over seemingly
guys triumphing over seemingly unstoppable Titans the story of King
unstoppable Titans the story of King
unstoppable Titans the story of King David immediately comes to mind
David immediately comes to mind
David immediately comes to mind once again I bring you the challenge of
once again I bring you the challenge of
once again I bring you the challenge of Goliath of goth champion of the
Goliath of goth champion of the
Goliath of goth champion of the Philistines even if this big-screen
Philistines even if this big-screen
Philistines even if this big-screen adaptation of the biblical account isn’t
adaptation of the biblical account isn’t
adaptation of the biblical account isn’t exactly heavenly how could David and
exactly heavenly how could David and
exactly heavenly how could David and Goliath not make this list Goliath with
Goliath not make this list Goliath with
Goliath not make this list Goliath with nothing but a sling and a stone David
nothing but a sling and a stone David
nothing but a sling and a stone David stands up to Goliath who’s actually much
stands up to Goliath who’s actually much
stands up to Goliath who’s actually much shorter than one wooded vision
while Goliath still seems like the
while Goliath still seems like the obvious Victor David totally posed the
obvious Victor David totally posed the
obvious Victor David totally posed the not so gigantic giant either God was
not so gigantic giant either God was
not so gigantic giant either God was truly with David or that was the
truly with David or that was the
truly with David or that was the luckiest shot ever so be it load number
luckiest shot ever so be it load number
luckiest shot ever so be it load number four Apollo Creed versus Ivan Drago
four Apollo Creed versus Ivan Drago
four Apollo Creed versus Ivan Drago rocky four he’s killing yeah
rocky four he’s killing yeah
rocky four he’s killing yeah I gotta start to stink here if I promise
I gotta start to stink here if I promise
I gotta start to stink here if I promise me gonna go step this way Apollo Creed
me gonna go step this way Apollo Creed
me gonna go step this way Apollo Creed can hold his own in a fight being the
can hold his own in a fight being the
can hold his own in a fight being the heavyweight champion of the world don’t
heavyweight champion of the world don’t
heavyweight champion of the world don’t stop this front row mentally after
stop this front row mentally after
stop this front row mentally after retiring for five years though Apollo is
retiring for five years though Apollo is
retiring for five years though Apollo is a little too rusty to challenge a
a little too rusty to challenge a
a little too rusty to challenge a Russian street fighter wannabe like Ivan
Russian street fighter wannabe like Ivan
Russian street fighter wannabe like Ivan Drago this doesn’t stop Apollo from
Drago this doesn’t stop Apollo from
Drago this doesn’t stop Apollo from re-entering the ring or Drago from
re-entering the ring or Drago from
re-entering the ring or Drago from beating him to a bloody pulp in rocky 4
beating him to a bloody pulp in rocky 4
beating him to a bloody pulp in rocky 4 even when it’s clear Drago has the upper
even when it’s clear Drago has the upper
even when it’s clear Drago has the upper fist Apollo makes rocky promise not to
fist Apollo makes rocky promise not to
fist Apollo makes rocky promise not to throw in the towel well what’s the worst
throw in the towel well what’s the worst
throw in the towel well what’s the worst that can happen
that can happen
that can happen oh that’s pretty much the worst case
oh that’s pretty much the worst case
oh that’s pretty much the worst case scenario
number three yin-yang versus gunnar
number three yin-yang versus gunnar jensen the expendables bringing together
jensen the expendables bringing together
jensen the expendables bringing together virtually every major action star in the
virtually every major action star in the
virtually every major action star in the history of cinema it’s only natural that
history of cinema it’s only natural that
history of cinema it’s only natural that the Expendables would have a few
the Expendables would have a few
the Expendables would have a few mismatched fights the highlight has got
mismatched fights the highlight has got
mismatched fights the highlight has got to be when Jet Li’s yin yang and Dolph
to be when Jet Li’s yin yang and Dolph
to be when Jet Li’s yin yang and Dolph Lundgren’s gunner Jensen go head-to-head
as you would expect their brawl is full
as you would expect their brawl is full of fast-paced choreography and cheesy
of fast-paced choreography and cheesy
of fast-paced choreography and cheesy one-liners right out of the 80s for you
one-liners right out of the 80s for you
one-liners right out of the 80s for you where sighs three freaking happy feet so
where sighs three freaking happy feet so
where sighs three freaking happy feet so canyons kung-fu beat Gunners brute
canyons kung-fu beat Gunners brute
canyons kung-fu beat Gunners brute strength no but it doesn’t really matter
strength no but it doesn’t really matter
strength no but it doesn’t really matter since Sylvester Stallone’s Barney Ross
since Sylvester Stallone’s Barney Ross
since Sylvester Stallone’s Barney Ross just comes in and shoots gunner anyway
number two
number two Indiana Jones versus first mechanic
Indiana Jones versus first mechanic
Indiana Jones versus first mechanic Raiders of the Lost Ark pumpkin unit
Raiders of the Lost Ark pumpkin unit
Raiders of the Lost Ark pumpkin unit come on Dada
come on Dada
come on Dada Indiana Jones may be the greatest
Indiana Jones may be the greatest
Indiana Jones may be the greatest adventurer who ever lived but even he
adventurer who ever lived but even he
adventurer who ever lived but even he hasn’t limits getting blasted off after
hasn’t limits getting blasted off after
hasn’t limits getting blasted off after a long day of chasing fighting and
a long day of chasing fighting and
a long day of chasing fighting and treasure hunting Indy is ready to call
treasure hunting Indy is ready to call
treasure hunting Indy is ready to call it quits
a Nazi mechanic isn’t letting him go
a Nazi mechanic isn’t letting him go without a fight however forced into a
without a fight however forced into a
without a fight however forced into a boxing match Indy tries to survive his
boxing match Indy tries to survive his
boxing match Indy tries to survive his opponent while also maneuvering around a
opponent while also maneuvering around a
opponent while also maneuvering around a plane gunfire and a gasoline trailer
plane gunfire and a gasoline trailer
plane gunfire and a gasoline trailer it’s only a matter of time until matters
it’s only a matter of time until matters
it’s only a matter of time until matters spiral out of control
spiral out of control
spiral out of control fortunately for Indy he is not the one
fortunately for Indy he is not the one
fortunately for Indy he is not the one on the plane propellers receiving end
before we weigh in on our top pick why
before we weigh in on our top pick why don’t you pick on someone your own size
don’t you pick on someone your own size
don’t you pick on someone your own size here are some honorable mentions
number one toothless versus bewilder
number one toothless versus bewilder Beast How to Train Your Dragon 2
Beast How to Train Your Dragon 2
Beast How to Train Your Dragon 2 now the bewilder beast is quite possibly
now the bewilder beast is quite possibly
now the bewilder beast is quite possibly the most epic adversary one can take on
the most epic adversary one can take on
the most epic adversary one can take on not only is it a massive ice breathing
not only is it a massive ice breathing
not only is it a massive ice breathing dragon
dragon
dragon but it can also control the minds of
but it can also control the minds of
but it can also control the minds of other dragons
pick up trained toothless well however
pick up trained toothless well however as not even this alpha can break their
as not even this alpha can break their
as not even this alpha can break their bond in an exceptionally animated action
bond in an exceptionally animated action
bond in an exceptionally animated action set piece
set piece
set piece toothless rises up against the Colossus
toothless rises up against the Colossus
toothless rises up against the Colossus and liberates his fellow dragons in the
and liberates his fellow dragons in the
and liberates his fellow dragons in the process
this faceoff encompasses the primary
this faceoff encompasses the primary morals of most awesome mismatched movie
morals of most awesome mismatched movie
morals of most awesome mismatched movie fights
size doesn’t matter
size doesn’t matter and the little guy can always make a
and the little guy can always make a
and the little guy can always make a difference
do you agree with our list Lola’s
do you agree with our list Lola’s victory what’s your favorite mismatched
victory what’s your favorite mismatched
victory what’s your favorite mismatched movie fight why should that make such a
movie fight why should that make such a
movie fight why should that make such a difference for more entertaining top 10s
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brains got that smut let me put it this
brains got that smut let me put it this way have you ever heard of Plato
way have you ever heard of Plato
way have you ever heard of Plato Aristotle Socrates yes
Aristotle Socrates yes
Aristotle Socrates yes morons
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