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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 first world problems and I will not
first world problems and I will not
first world problems and I will not tolerate it being too damn warm in here
tolerate it being too damn warm in here
tolerate it being too damn warm in here I hear you Joe turn the air on for this
I hear you Joe turn the air on for this
I hear you Joe turn the air on for this list we’re not taking a look at real
list we’re not taking a look at real
list we’re not taking a look at real issues like disease poverty or genocide
issues like disease poverty or genocide
issues like disease poverty or genocide but the little things privileged people
but the little things privileged people
but the little things privileged people in the first world tend to blow out of
in the first world tend to blow out of
in the first world tend to blow out of proportion number 10 the cleaning lady
proportion number 10 the cleaning lady
proportion number 10 the cleaning lady didn’t show up on the world’s worst
didn’t show up on the world’s worst
didn’t show up on the world’s worst cleaning lady if you’re tired of rolling
cleaning lady if you’re tired of rolling
cleaning lady if you’re tired of rolling around in your own filth and are too
around in your own filth and are too
around in your own filth and are too lazy to sanitize the house yourself hire
lazy to sanitize the house yourself hire
lazy to sanitize the house yourself hire a maid to do your dirty work don’t you
a maid to do your dirty work don’t you
a maid to do your dirty work don’t you pay this man 40 40 I’m paying 62 my maid
pay this man 40 40 I’m paying 62 my maid
pay this man 40 40 I’m paying 62 my maid she doesn’t do laundry and I’m getting
she doesn’t do laundry and I’m getting
she doesn’t do laundry and I’m getting nothing when she pinched my ass but I
nothing when she pinched my ass but I
nothing when she pinched my ass but I don’t know what that was since you’re
don’t know what that was since you’re
don’t know what that was since you’re unlikely to pay her above minimum wage
unlikely to pay her above minimum wage
unlikely to pay her above minimum wage though there’s a good chance your
though there’s a good chance your
though there’s a good chance your cleaning lady will occasionally be tardy
cleaning lady will occasionally be tardy
cleaning lady will occasionally be tardy or absent no dinero today but we work
or absent no dinero today but we work
or absent no dinero today but we work for 12 hours do you want me to call i ns
for 12 hours do you want me to call i ns
for 12 hours do you want me to call i ns you comprende that then he was gonna
you comprende that then he was gonna
you comprende that then he was gonna Windex the countertops scrub the toilets
Windex the countertops scrub the toilets
Windex the countertops scrub the toilets and get the hair out of the shower drain
and get the hair out of the shower drain
and get the hair out of the shower drain once I find the hair this dress is gone
once I find the hair this dress is gone
once I find the hair this dress is gone oh well maybe it’s for the best
oh well maybe it’s for the best
oh well maybe it’s for the best Consuela always starts cleaning the
Consuela always starts cleaning the
Consuela always starts cleaning the bathroom just when you need to take a
bathroom just when you need to take a
bathroom just when you need to take a dump
dump
dump Consuela does this rag smell like
Consuela does this rag smell like
Consuela does this rag smell like chloroform no no no number nine
chloroform no no no number nine
chloroform no no no number nine choosing where to eat lunch you think
choosing where to eat lunch you think
choosing where to eat lunch you think that with so many restaurants to choose
that with so many restaurants to choose
that with so many restaurants to choose from it wouldn’t be so hard for two
from it wouldn’t be so hard for two
from it wouldn’t be so hard for two people to come to a mutual agreement on
people to come to a mutual agreement on
people to come to a mutual agreement on where to eat
I don’t know don’t you are you gonna
I don’t know don’t you are you gonna adopt yes alas
adopt yes alas
adopt yes alas every time one person makes a
every time one person makes a
every time one person makes a recommendation the other person
recommendation the other person
recommendation the other person immediately shoots it down what keep
immediately shoots it down what keep
immediately shoots it down what keep that either the suggested eatery is too
that either the suggested eatery is too
that either the suggested eatery is too fattening too greasy too expensive too
fattening too greasy too expensive too
fattening too greasy too expensive too low class or they’re just sick of it I
low class or they’re just sick of it I
low class or they’re just sick of it I can’t really eat that stuff right now
can’t really eat that stuff right now
can’t really eat that stuff right now I’m on a night on this cleanse your your
I’m on a night on this cleanse your your
I’m on a night on this cleanse your your honor what then by the time you guys
honor what then by the time you guys
honor what then by the time you guys finally decide where to do lunch break
finally decide where to do lunch break
finally decide where to do lunch break times over
times over
times over just go to a food court next time
just go to a food court next time
just go to a food court next time there’s something there for everyone
there’s something there for everyone
there’s something there for everyone okay hon about stop at Quiznos Quiznos
okay hon about stop at Quiznos Quiznos
okay hon about stop at Quiznos Quiznos and pay $10 for a sandwich I can make it
and pay $10 for a sandwich I can make it
and pay $10 for a sandwich I can make it home mm-hmm really Jean is it that
home mm-hmm really Jean is it that
home mm-hmm really Jean is it that serious number eight the fridge is full
serious number eight the fridge is full
serious number eight the fridge is full of food but you’re not hungry what’s
of food but you’re not hungry what’s
of food but you’re not hungry what’s happening to me it’s still food but I
happening to me it’s still food but I
happening to me it’s still food but I don’t want to eat it there’s no shortage
don’t want to eat it there’s no shortage
don’t want to eat it there’s no shortage of first world problems pertaining to
of first world problems pertaining to
of first world problems pertaining to food such as your dinner going cold
food such as your dinner going cold
food such as your dinner going cold consuming too much sushi at that
consuming too much sushi at that
consuming too much sushi at that business brunch or being totally out of
business brunch or being totally out of
business brunch or being totally out of sustenance the most tragic food-related
sustenance the most tragic food-related
sustenance the most tragic food-related crisis imaginable however is having no
crisis imaginable however is having no
crisis imaginable however is having no appetite to feast upon the wonderful
appetite to feast upon the wonderful
appetite to feast upon the wonderful treats in your fully stocked fridge
treats in your fully stocked fridge
treats in your fully stocked fridge although that leftover pizza mom’s
although that leftover pizza mom’s
although that leftover pizza mom’s homemade egg salad and chocolate cake
homemade egg salad and chocolate cake
homemade egg salad and chocolate cake are calling out to your gut you’re
are calling out to your gut you’re
are calling out to your gut you’re simply not hungry enough to take even
simply not hungry enough to take even
simply not hungry enough to take even one bite yeah I could knit another day
one bite yeah I could knit another day
one bite yeah I could knit another day absolutely Duff at least all those
absolutely Duff at least all those
absolutely Duff at least all those starving children will never know this
starving children will never know this
starving children will never know this burden look how I’m living look how I
burden look how I’m living look how I
burden look how I’m living look how I eat Bologna and orange juice lack of
eat Bologna and orange juice lack of
eat Bologna and orange juice lack of animal number seven the bed’s too
animal number seven the bed’s too
animal number seven the bed’s too comfortable to get up you spend way too
comfortable to get up you spend way too
comfortable to get up you spend way too much time in bed
much time in bed
much time in bed that’s only one man’s opinion after a
that’s only one man’s opinion after a
that’s only one man’s opinion after a long day at the office there’s no better
long day at the office there’s no better
long day at the office there’s no better place to unwind than in a luxurious bed
place to unwind than in a luxurious bed
place to unwind than in a luxurious bed the only dilemma is sometimes the bed
the only dilemma is sometimes the bed
the only dilemma is sometimes the bed will be so comfy that you’ll be
will be so comfy that you’ll be
will be so comfy that you’ll be reluctant to get up the next morning
reluctant to get up the next morning
reluctant to get up the next morning sorry to wake you no no no no you didn’t
sorry to wake you no no no no you didn’t
sorry to wake you no no no no you didn’t I’ve been up for hours
it’s so tempting to hit that snooze
it’s so tempting to hit that snooze button call in sick to school or work
button call in sick to school or work
button call in sick to school or work and spend all eternity wrapped up in
and spend all eternity wrapped up in
and spend all eternity wrapped up in your covers yeah hi it’s bill Lumbergh
your covers yeah hi it’s bill Lumbergh
your covers yeah hi it’s bill Lumbergh it’s about ten o’clock yeah just
it’s about ten o’clock yeah just
it’s about ten o’clock yeah just wondering where you are
wondering where you are
wondering where you are sadly stupid life inevitably requires
sadly stupid life inevitably requires
sadly stupid life inevitably requires you to arise and contribute something to
you to arise and contribute something to
you to arise and contribute something to stupid society
stupid society
stupid society yeah well chances are you’d need to go
yeah well chances are you’d need to go
yeah well chances are you’d need to go to the bathroom eventually anyway oh
to the bathroom eventually anyway oh
to the bathroom eventually anyway oh gotta take a whiz think man think think
gotta take a whiz think man think think
gotta take a whiz think man think think think think I better get up number six
think think I better get up number six
think think I better get up number six updating software when you downloaded
updating software when you downloaded
updating software when you downloaded the last iTunes update a window on your
the last iTunes update a window on your
the last iTunes update a window on your screen popped up and asked you if you
screen popped up and asked you if you
screen popped up and asked you if you agreed to our Terms & Conditions you
agreed to our Terms & Conditions you
agreed to our Terms & Conditions you clicked agree all right let’s get into
clicked agree all right let’s get into
clicked agree all right let’s get into the water tank the water tank although
the water tank the water tank although
the water tank the water tank although the digital age has given us countless
the digital age has given us countless
the digital age has given us countless innovative conveniences there have also
innovative conveniences there have also
innovative conveniences there have also been some unforgivable drawbacks for
been some unforgivable drawbacks for
been some unforgivable drawbacks for example how many times are we expected
example how many times are we expected
example how many times are we expected to update the software on our laptops
to update the software on our laptops
to update the software on our laptops tablets and phones there’s a new version
tablets and phones there’s a new version
tablets and phones there’s a new version of iTunes available we already
of iTunes available we already
of iTunes available we already downloaded the last version a month ago
downloaded the last version a month ago
downloaded the last version a month ago the Xbox needs to undergo another system
the Xbox needs to undergo another system
the Xbox needs to undergo another system update you seriously expect us to wait
update you seriously expect us to wait
update you seriously expect us to wait five minutes to play Dragon Age
five minutes to play Dragon Age
five minutes to play Dragon Age Inquisition ain’t nobody got time for
Inquisition ain’t nobody got time for
Inquisition ain’t nobody got time for that
that
that you call this the digital age more like
you call this the digital age more like
you call this the digital age more like the Stone Age
let’s not lose our cool then we’re no
let’s not lose our cool then we’re no better than the Machine number five it’s
better than the Machine number five it’s
better than the Machine number five it’s too hot outside but freezing inside
too hot outside but freezing inside
too hot outside but freezing inside I’m definitely huh this is a common
I’m definitely huh this is a common
I’m definitely huh this is a common problem people face on a scorching
problem people face on a scorching
problem people face on a scorching summer day it’s so hot outside that you
summer day it’s so hot outside that you
summer day it’s so hot outside that you feel like the Sun may literally set your
feel like the Sun may literally set your
feel like the Sun may literally set your body on fire look I’ve been meaning to
body on fire look I’ve been meaning to
body on fire look I’ve been meaning to talk to you
it’s so cold inside though that you feel
it’s so cold inside though that you feel like bundling up in a winter jacket is
like bundling up in a winter jacket is
like bundling up in a winter jacket is your hot pocket cold in the middle it’s
your hot pocket cold in the middle it’s
your hot pocket cold in the middle it’s frozen but it can be served boiling lava
frozen but it can be served boiling lava
frozen but it can be served boiling lava hot the world around you is like a hot
hot the world around you is like a hot
hot the world around you is like a hot pocket
pocket it’s either burning or freezing but
it’s either burning or freezing but
it’s either burning or freezing but never just right no matter how
never just right no matter how
never just right no matter how articulately you adjust the thermostat
articulately you adjust the thermostat
articulately you adjust the thermostat you cannot seem to achieve a balanced
you cannot seem to achieve a balanced
you cannot seem to achieve a balanced temperature Oh
catch – oh so you just have to pick your
catch – oh so you just have to pick your poison hot or cold
number four there’s nothing to watch on
number four there’s nothing to watch on TV in the future there will be 500 TV
TV in the future there will be 500 TV
TV in the future there will be 500 TV channels far out my thing to watch
channels far out my thing to watch
channels far out my thing to watch sitting around on the couch in the
sitting around on the couch in the
sitting around on the couch in the middle of the day is not complete
middle of the day is not complete
middle of the day is not complete without the television playing but what
without the television playing but what
without the television playing but what if there’s nothing good currently on the
if there’s nothing good currently on the
if there’s nothing good currently on the DVR is empty and you’ve already streamed
DVR is empty and you’ve already streamed
DVR is empty and you’ve already streamed everything on Netflix there’s nothing on
everything on Netflix there’s nothing on
everything on Netflix there’s nothing on TV come outside with me so beautiful
TV come outside with me so beautiful
TV come outside with me so beautiful here you could go outside no no that’s
here you could go outside no no that’s
here you could go outside no no that’s crazy dog it’s best to just remain
crazy dog it’s best to just remain
crazy dog it’s best to just remain situated and keep channel surfing until
situated and keep channel surfing until
situated and keep channel surfing until something sparks your fancy staring at
something sparks your fancy staring at
something sparks your fancy staring at the screen and pressing the remote
the screen and pressing the remote
the screen and pressing the remote button sure is exhausting though maybe
button sure is exhausting though maybe
button sure is exhausting though maybe there will be something worth watching
there will be something worth watching
there will be something worth watching after a quick catnap if not then may God
after a quick catnap if not then may God
after a quick catnap if not then may God help us all nothing on three
number three Starbucks problems a large
number three Starbucks problems a large black coffee what large black coffee do
black coffee what large black coffee do
black coffee what large black coffee do you mean a venti no I mean a lot he
you mean a venti no I mean a lot he
you mean a venti no I mean a lot he means a venti yeah the biggest funny
means a venti yeah the biggest funny
means a venti yeah the biggest funny back
back
back venti is large as much as we love to
venti is large as much as we love to
venti is large as much as we love to start off the day with a caffeinated
start off the day with a caffeinated
start off the day with a caffeinated beverage from Starbucks this
beverage from Starbucks this
beverage from Starbucks this establishment serves up many of the same
establishment serves up many of the same
establishment serves up many of the same problems as other coffee houses why is
problems as other coffee houses why is
problems as other coffee houses why is there a line I mean there are more
there a line I mean there are more
there a line I mean there are more Starbucks in the world than there are
Starbucks in the world than there are
Starbucks in the world than there are people we should all hit we should have
people we should all hit we should have
people we should all hit we should have our individual Starbucks by now to begin
our individual Starbucks by now to begin
our individual Starbucks by now to begin will they ever perfect the ratio of ice
will they ever perfect the ratio of ice
will they ever perfect the ratio of ice to coffee in their iced coffees at least
to coffee in their iced coffees at least
to coffee in their iced coffees at least a couple of ice is better than waiting
a couple of ice is better than waiting
a couple of ice is better than waiting for scalding hot coffee to cool down to
for scalding hot coffee to cool down to
for scalding hot coffee to cool down to room temperature oh and you would not
room temperature oh and you would not
room temperature oh and you would not believe the chaos that ensues when they
believe the chaos that ensues when they
believe the chaos that ensues when they get a customer’s name wrong we don’t pay
get a customer’s name wrong we don’t pay
get a customer’s name wrong we don’t pay a premium price for such substandard
a premium price for such substandard
a premium price for such substandard service mine says swarley
service mine says swarley
service mine says swarley I think it’s swirly from Barney it’s not
I think it’s swirly from Barney it’s not
I think it’s swirly from Barney it’s not even a name who would ever be called
even a name who would ever be called
even a name who would ever be called swarley
swarley
swarley number two you forgot your phone charger
number two you forgot your phone charger
number two you forgot your phone charger oh my god how miss placing your phone is
oh my god how miss placing your phone is
oh my god how miss placing your phone is one thing but forgetting your phone
one thing but forgetting your phone
one thing but forgetting your phone charger can make one feel like an even
charger can make one feel like an even
charger can make one feel like an even bigger bonehead now you’re gonna have to
bigger bonehead now you’re gonna have to
bigger bonehead now you’re gonna have to ration the battery all day long as hard
ration the battery all day long as hard
ration the battery all day long as hard as you try to conserve power though the
as you try to conserve power though the
as you try to conserve power though the phone will go from 100% charged to 10%
phone will go from 100% charged to 10%
phone will go from 100% charged to 10% in the blink of an eye now to it
in the blink of an eye now to it
in the blink of an eye now to it terrifying wake up for a New Hampshire
terrifying wake up for a New Hampshire
terrifying wake up for a New Hampshire family after a man breaks into their
family after a man breaks into their
family after a man breaks into their home and the phone dies while they’re
home and the phone dies while they’re
home and the phone dies while they’re calling 911 you can also count on the
calling 911 you can also count on the
calling 911 you can also count on the phone giving out at the worst possible
phone giving out at the worst possible
phone giving out at the worst possible time be it before responding to a
time be it before responding to a
time be it before responding to a crucial text message or in the middle of
crucial text message or in the middle of
crucial text message or in the middle of a game of candy crush hello journey look
a game of candy crush hello journey look
a game of candy crush hello journey look I kept playing candy crush no no before
I kept playing candy crush no no before
I kept playing candy crush no no before we complain about our top pick here are
we complain about our top pick here are
we complain about our top pick here are some honorable mentions I’ve never had a
some honorable mentions I’ve never had a
some honorable mentions I’ve never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my
pair of pants that fit this well in my
pair of pants that fit this well in my life on the Internet you can watch your
life on the Internet you can watch your
life on the Internet you can watch your shows without any answer
Russians come on jump
Russians come on jump number one the Internet is out it’s not
number one the Internet is out it’s not
number one the Internet is out it’s not working Gerald but it has to work many
working Gerald but it has to work many
working Gerald but it has to work many of my clear Internet’s not working
of my clear Internet’s not working
of my clear Internet’s not working Gerald face it while humankind may have
Gerald face it while humankind may have
Gerald face it while humankind may have survived without the internet for almost
survived without the internet for almost
survived without the internet for almost two millennia these days we refuse to
two millennia these days we refuse to
two millennia these days we refuse to live another day without tweeting
live another day without tweeting
live another day without tweeting selling possessions on eBay and binging
selling possessions on eBay and binging
selling possessions on eBay and binging on WatchMojo top tens if your internet
on WatchMojo top tens if your internet
on WatchMojo top tens if your internet goes out you’ll be lucky if all you have
goes out you’ll be lucky if all you have
goes out you’ll be lucky if all you have to do is reboot the router worst case
to do is reboot the router worst case
to do is reboot the router worst case scenario you’ll spend several hours on
scenario you’ll spend several hours on
scenario you’ll spend several hours on the phone with customer service and
the phone with customer service and
the phone with customer service and several more hours waiting for a
several more hours waiting for a
several more hours waiting for a technician to come by the house if you
technician to come by the house if you
technician to come by the house if you saw a long no Instagram snapchat and you
saw a long no Instagram snapchat and you
saw a long no Instagram snapchat and you want to know what the most frustrating
want to know what the most frustrating
want to know what the most frustrating part is you can’t even pass the time by
part is you can’t even pass the time by
part is you can’t even pass the time by checking Facebook no more browsing for
checking Facebook no more browsing for
checking Facebook no more browsing for no apparent reason no more mindlessly
no apparent reason no more mindlessly
no apparent reason no more mindlessly surfing on our laptops while watching
surfing on our laptops while watching
surfing on our laptops while watching television and finally we must learn to
television and finally we must learn to
television and finally we must learn to only use the internet for porn twice a
only use the internet for porn twice a
only use the internet for porn twice a day do you agree with our list
day do you agree with our list
day do you agree with our list congratulations were stupid in three
congratulations were stupid in three
congratulations were stupid in three languages
languages
languages what first world problems really grind
what first world problems really grind
what first world problems really grind your gears let’s say I typed your
your gears let’s say I typed your
your gears let’s say I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it
symptoms into the thing up here and it
symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity
says you could have network connectivity
says you could have network connectivity problems for more entertaining top 10s
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