to me a fart is funny a fart hears limb limbs breakdown a fart
a fart hears limb limbs breakdown a fart
a fart hears limb limbs breakdown a fart firstly it’s a natural part of life and
firstly it’s a natural part of life and
firstly it’s a natural part of life and we all do it every day but there’s just
we all do it every day but there’s just
we all do it every day but there’s just something about a good fart that we
something about a good fart that we
something about a good fart that we can’t help but laugh at welcome to
can’t help but laugh at welcome to
can’t help but laugh at welcome to watchmojo.com Patino’s went today x’
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installment we’re counting down the top five hilarious and informative facts
five hilarious and informative facts
five hilarious and informative facts about farting the bodily function with
about farting the bodily function with
about farting the bodily function with the biggest taboo aye here’s what I
the biggest taboo aye here’s what I
the biggest taboo aye here’s what I would say is that you don’t have to be
would say is that you don’t have to be
would say is that you don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to
smart to laugh at farts but you have to
smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to number five we fart
be stupid not to number five we fart
be stupid not to number five we fart almost one big gulp per day oh good well
almost one big gulp per day oh good well
almost one big gulp per day oh good well I think I might be having a heart attack
I think I might be having a heart attack
I think I might be having a heart attack what are you serious oh so much stuff is
what are you serious oh so much stuff is
what are you serious oh so much stuff is happening right now
happening right now
happening right now you think that’s oxygen you’re breathing
you think that’s oxygen you’re breathing
you think that’s oxygen you’re breathing in right now wrong chances are it’s
in right now wrong chances are it’s
in right now wrong chances are it’s somebody else’s benchwarmer or space
somebody else’s benchwarmer or space
somebody else’s benchwarmer or space heater doctors in Sheffield England have
heater doctors in Sheffield England have
heater doctors in Sheffield England have actually studied how much the average
actually studied how much the average
actually studied how much the average human farts in a day concluding that
human farts in a day concluding that
human farts in a day concluding that those with a healthy functioning
those with a healthy functioning
those with a healthy functioning gastrointestinal tract produce 10 to 20
gastrointestinal tract produce 10 to 20
gastrointestinal tract produce 10 to 20 powerpuffs a day charming depending on
powerpuffs a day charming depending on
powerpuffs a day charming depending on the person and probably how much cabbage
the person and probably how much cabbage
the person and probably how much cabbage they eat that’s up to 1,500 milliliters
they eat that’s up to 1,500 milliliters
they eat that’s up to 1,500 milliliters of gas that’s almost enough to fill a
of gas that’s almost enough to fill a
of gas that’s almost enough to fill a big gulp which would be the worst
big gulp which would be the worst
big gulp which would be the worst Slurpee flavor ever is there a term for
Slurpee flavor ever is there a term for
Slurpee flavor ever is there a term for having a heart attack while releasing so
having a heart attack while releasing so
having a heart attack while releasing so much gas not really gastrointestinal
much gas not really gastrointestinal
much gas not really gastrointestinal distress is common during a cardiac
distress is common during a cardiac
distress is common during a cardiac event I just want to hear the doctors
event I just want to hear the doctors
event I just want to hear the doctors say that Jerry had a fart attack is that
say that Jerry had a fart attack is that
say that Jerry had a fart attack is that too much to ask number 4 SB Diez shock
too much to ask number 4 SB Diez shock
too much to ask number 4 SB Diez shock and awe Oh somebody hot-boxed us sure
and awe Oh somebody hot-boxed us sure
and awe Oh somebody hot-boxed us sure you pulled the window what’s that it’s
you pulled the window what’s that it’s
you pulled the window what’s that it’s when you close all the windows and fart
when you close all the windows and fart
when you close all the windows and fart on purpose that was also an example of
on purpose that was also an example of
on purpose that was also an example of an SPD or silent but deadly also called
an SPD or silent but deadly also called
an SPD or silent but deadly also called silent but violent because they always
silent but violent because they always
silent but violent because they always seem to be the worst but why is that
seem to be the worst but why is that
seem to be the worst but why is that part of the answer is that your brain is
part of the answer is that your brain is
part of the answer is that your brain is just not prepared for it the piece of
just not prepared for it the piece of
just not prepared for it the piece of our brain called the anterior cingulate
our brain called the anterior cingulate
our brain called the anterior cingulate cortex is responsible for warning you
cortex is responsible for warning you
cortex is responsible for warning you that a foul smell is to follow when it
that a foul smell is to follow when it
that a foul smell is to follow when it hears a fart effectively preparing your
hears a fart effectively preparing your
hears a fart effectively preparing your body when no sound is emitted your body
body when no sound is emitted your body
body when no sound is emitted your body has no warning and therefore no defense
has no warning and therefore no defense
has no warning and therefore no defense to combat that rotting corpse smell that
to combat that rotting corpse smell that
to combat that rotting corpse smell that just seeped out of your friends butt
just seeped out of your friends butt
just seeped out of your friends butt the rest of the answer has to do with
the rest of the answer has to do with
the rest of the answer has to do with sulfur compounds but more on that later
sulfur compounds but more on that later
sulfur compounds but more on that later oh my god number three Haring farts
oh my god number three Haring farts
oh my god number three Haring farts almost caused an international incident
almost caused an international incident
almost caused an international incident in 1981 a Soviet submarine ran aground
in 1981 a Soviet submarine ran aground
in 1981 a Soviet submarine ran aground while trespassing in Swedish waters
while trespassing in Swedish waters
while trespassing in Swedish waters afterwards throughout the 80s the
afterwards throughout the 80s the
afterwards throughout the 80s the Swedish military logged dozens of
Swedish military logged dozens of
Swedish military logged dozens of suspicious noises every year which they
suspicious noises every year which they
suspicious noises every year which they took to be enemy subs so they were more
took to be enemy subs so they were more
took to be enemy subs so they were more or less constantly on high alert however
or less constantly on high alert however
or less constantly on high alert however aside from the 1981 incident no foreign
aside from the 1981 incident no foreign
aside from the 1981 incident no foreign subs were ever discovered finally a
subs were ever discovered finally a
subs were ever discovered finally a small team of researchers realize that
small team of researchers realize that
small team of researchers realize that most of the sounds in fact all of the
most of the sounds in fact all of the
most of the sounds in fact all of the yellow portions of this graph were
yellow portions of this graph were
yellow portions of this graph were actually coming from herring farts so a
actually coming from herring farts so a
actually coming from herring farts so a herring can squeeze its swim bladder and
herring can squeeze its swim bladder and
herring can squeeze its swim bladder and in that way you can blurt out a small
in that way you can blurt out a small
in that way you can blurt out a small number of bubbles through the air
number of bubbles through the air
number of bubbles through the air through the anal opening more recently
through the anal opening more recently
through the anal opening more recently research has discovered that herring
research has discovered that herring
research has discovered that herring used the farts to communicate with each
used the farts to communicate with each
used the farts to communicate with each other the bubble signal officious
other the bubble signal officious
other the bubble signal officious presence to other fish helping them stay
presence to other fish helping them stay
presence to other fish helping them stay in tight protective schools number two
in tight protective schools number two
in tight protective schools number two cow farts are the way of the future
cow farts are the way of the future
cow farts are the way of the future forget hey break out the beans
scientists in Argentina have devised a
scientists in Argentina have devised a method to collect methane from cow toots
method to collect methane from cow toots
method to collect methane from cow toots which helps produce green energy there’s
which helps produce green energy there’s
which helps produce green energy there’s a couple different ways to collect cow
a couple different ways to collect cow
a couple different ways to collect cow farts the traditional method is to use a
farts the traditional method is to use a
farts the traditional method is to use a jar and catch it but that’s a little too
jar and catch it but that’s a little too
jar and catch it but that’s a little too primitive what we need to do after
primitive what we need to do after
primitive what we need to do after installing a tube into the cow’s
installing a tube into the cow’s
installing a tube into the cow’s digestive tract the little barn burners
digestive tract the little barn burners
digestive tract the little barn burners then travel to a sack on its back
then travel to a sack on its back
then travel to a sack on its back creating a whoopee cushion from hell
creating a whoopee cushion from hell
creating a whoopee cushion from hell that gas as much as 300 liters of it per
that gas as much as 300 liters of it per
that gas as much as 300 liters of it per cow per day can then be converted into
cow per day can then be converted into
cow per day can then be converted into electricity some farms already have the
electricity some farms already have the
electricity some farms already have the technology to collect methane from
technology to collect methane from
technology to collect methane from manure as it decomposes but this balloon
manure as it decomposes but this balloon
manure as it decomposes but this balloon of death method is more direct and has
of death method is more direct and has
of death method is more direct and has the potential to seriously reduce one of
the potential to seriously reduce one of
the potential to seriously reduce one of the planets biggest sources of
the planets biggest sources of
the planets biggest sources of greenhouse gas was that a fart oh I can
greenhouse gas was that a fart oh I can
greenhouse gas was that a fart oh I can taste it
taste it
taste it from a tongue number one woman’s farts
from a tongue number one woman’s farts
from a tongue number one woman’s farts smell worse than men’s oh dear Lord
smell worse than men’s oh dear Lord
smell worse than men’s oh dear Lord renowned air biscuit researcher Michael
renowned air biscuit researcher Michael
renowned air biscuit researcher Michael Leavitt who has hundreds of published
Leavitt who has hundreds of published
Leavitt who has hundreds of published flatulence studies to his name conducted
flatulence studies to his name conducted
flatulence studies to his name conducted experiments and can
experiments and can
experiments and can that women have smellier gas than men
that women have smellier gas than men
that women have smellier gas than men and yes the experiments literally
and yes the experiments literally
and yes the experiments literally consisted of volunteers eating pinto
consisted of volunteers eating pinto
consisted of volunteers eating pinto beans and back blasting into bags and
beans and back blasting into bags and
beans and back blasting into bags and judges inhaling them he thought you had
judges inhaling them he thought you had
judges inhaling them he thought you had a bad job the likely culprit of the odor
a bad job the likely culprit of the odor
a bad job the likely culprit of the odor higher amounts of hydrogen sulfide
higher amounts of hydrogen sulfide
higher amounts of hydrogen sulfide hydrogen sulfide is invisible explosive
hydrogen sulfide is invisible explosive
hydrogen sulfide is invisible explosive and flammable most importantly it’s
and flammable most importantly it’s
and flammable most importantly it’s deadly h2s is one of the more pungent
deadly h2s is one of the more pungent
deadly h2s is one of the more pungent compounds of pantie burps so more h2s
compounds of pantie burps so more h2s
compounds of pantie burps so more h2s equals more blessed sorry ladies in the
equals more blessed sorry ladies in the
equals more blessed sorry ladies in the immediate area of a leak or a release
immediate area of a leak or a release
immediate area of a leak or a release follow these steps
follow these steps
follow these steps 1 hold your breath but do not inhale to
1 hold your breath but do not inhale to
1 hold your breath but do not inhale to do so to move up wind or crosswind and
do so to move up wind or crosswind and
do so to move up wind or crosswind and away from the leak area 3 protect
away from the leak area 3 protect
away from the leak area 3 protect yourself by putting on an appropriate
yourself by putting on an appropriate
yourself by putting on an appropriate breathing unit on the upside scientists
breathing unit on the upside scientists
breathing unit on the upside scientists have discovered that our cells use minut
have discovered that our cells use minut
have discovered that our cells use minut amounts of hydrogen sulfide to protect
amounts of hydrogen sulfide to protect
amounts of hydrogen sulfide to protect themselves so there’s a slight
themselves so there’s a slight
themselves so there’s a slight possibility that farts might be useful
possibility that farts might be useful
possibility that farts might be useful in preventing health problems like
in preventing health problems like
in preventing health problems like strokes and heart attacks I popped in
strokes and heart attacks I popped in
strokes and heart attacks I popped in your general direction so will you be
your general direction so will you be
your general direction so will you be just a little more appreciative of farts
just a little more appreciative of farts
just a little more appreciative of farts now and what’s your favorite word for
now and what’s your favorite word for
now and what’s your favorite word for fart mark fart for more socially
fart mark fart for more socially
fart mark fart for more socially acceptable top 10s and still taboo top
acceptable top 10s and still taboo top
acceptable top 10s and still taboo top fives be sure to subscribe to
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