beats rhymes and big lives welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
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watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest rap videos for this list we’re
funniest rap videos for this list we’re
funniest rap videos for this list we’re looking at the music videos of the rap
looking at the music videos of the rap
looking at the music videos of the rap genre that never failed to make us laugh
number 10
number 10 got your money old dirty bastard
got your money old dirty bastard
got your money old dirty bastard featuring kelis you act like you’re
featuring kelis you act like you’re
featuring kelis you act like you’re pushing the rock produced by The
pushing the rock produced by The
pushing the rock produced by The Neptunes this pimping track combined the
Neptunes this pimping track combined the
Neptunes this pimping track combined the gritty vocals of one old dirty bastard
gritty vocals of one old dirty bastard
gritty vocals of one old dirty bastard and martial arts visuals straight out of
and martial arts visuals straight out of
and martial arts visuals straight out of the 1975 blaxploitation classic dolomite
the 1975 blaxploitation classic dolomite
the 1975 blaxploitation classic dolomite what are you mama now Joe did you take
what are you mama now Joe did you take
what are you mama now Joe did you take my money
my money
my money Hayworth no $100 I have Joe blue the
Hayworth no $100 I have Joe blue the
Hayworth no $100 I have Joe blue the lover man you should be paying me
lover man you should be paying me
lover man you should be paying me ODB synched up his vocals with the
ODB synched up his vocals with the
ODB synched up his vocals with the amazing action sequences and let the
amazing action sequences and let the
amazing action sequences and let the characters do the talking
characters do the talking
characters do the talking along with subtitles that add some of
along with subtitles that add some of
along with subtitles that add some of that vintage Flair I don’t want no
that vintage Flair I don’t want no
that vintage Flair I don’t want no father number two down in the brown
father number two down in the brown
father number two down in the brown where you cannot be found
where you cannot be found
where you cannot be found I’m desert dog trying to make somebody
I’m desert dog trying to make somebody
I’m desert dog trying to make somebody so dim in my street sing him in my honey
so dim in my street sing him in my honey
so dim in my street sing him in my honey singer Kelis made her record debut on
singer Kelis made her record debut on
singer Kelis made her record debut on backup vocals and Dawn’s a classic 1970s
backup vocals and Dawn’s a classic 1970s
backup vocals and Dawn’s a classic 1970s afro while all footage of ol Dirty
afro while all footage of ol Dirty
afro while all footage of ol Dirty Bastard himself comes courtesy of his
Bastard himself comes courtesy of his
Bastard himself comes courtesy of his 1995 hit shimmy shimmy yeah doesn’t
1995 hit shimmy shimmy yeah doesn’t
1995 hit shimmy shimmy yeah doesn’t shine just go wow in typical ODB fashion
shine just go wow in typical ODB fashion
shine just go wow in typical ODB fashion this music video was brilliantly bizarre
this music video was brilliantly bizarre
this music video was brilliantly bizarre puppy taught me that back
but the kid drew down number nine got
but the kid drew down number nine got some teeth Obie Trice
some teeth Obie Trice
some teeth Obie Trice okie-dokie OBC folks nobody’s got a
okie-dokie OBC folks nobody’s got a
okie-dokie OBC folks nobody’s got a career in a parody of popular dating
career in a parody of popular dating
career in a parody of popular dating shows Obie Trice kicked off the first of
shows Obie Trice kicked off the first of
shows Obie Trice kicked off the first of three rendevouz with a positive outlook
three rendevouz with a positive outlook
three rendevouz with a positive outlook however by the end he couldn’t find a
however by the end he couldn’t find a
however by the end he couldn’t find a single lady friends with a full set of
single lady friends with a full set of
single lady friends with a full set of teeth that’s not to say that Obie didn’t
teeth that’s not to say that Obie didn’t
teeth that’s not to say that Obie didn’t give it his best given he dropped some
give it his best given he dropped some
give it his best given he dropped some heavy poetry in the club by a rhyming
heavy poetry in the club by a rhyming
heavy poetry in the club by a rhyming material with cereal and slammed several
material with cereal and slammed several
material with cereal and slammed several drinks courtesy of Eminem’s aggressively
drinks courtesy of Eminem’s aggressively
drinks courtesy of Eminem’s aggressively mustache bartending he’s everywhere
opening sliminess you got me fear man
opening sliminess you got me fear man she don’t come over here and try to eat
she don’t come over here and try to eat
she don’t come over here and try to eat people in a row this video is a
people in a row this video is a
people in a row this video is a fascinating character study about a man
fascinating character study about a man
fascinating character study about a man unable to escape his greatest fears as
unable to escape his greatest fears as
unable to escape his greatest fears as Obie Trice accepts his personal flaws
Obie Trice accepts his personal flaws
Obie Trice accepts his personal flaws but all he really wants is a dame with a
but all he really wants is a dame with a
but all he really wants is a dame with a full set of natural chompers daddy baby
look me big lips you know the TV
look me big lips you know the TV it wouldn’t work you know if you follow
it wouldn’t work you know if you follow
it wouldn’t work you know if you follow these instructions exactly
these instructions exactly
these instructions exactly you might bear to pull you a rapper
you might bear to pull you a rapper
you might bear to pull you a rapper to do with a car so first number eight
to do with a car so first number eight
to do with a car so first number eight the new workout plan Kanye West one-and
the new workout plan Kanye West one-and
the new workout plan Kanye West one-and two-and three-and foe and kick them
two-and three-and foe and kick them
two-and three-and foe and kick them sit-ups ride as the fitness guru for
sit-ups ride as the fitness guru for
sit-ups ride as the fitness guru for women hoping to achieve a 6-pack Shakur
women hoping to achieve a 6-pack Shakur
women hoping to achieve a 6-pack Shakur easy created a fun-loving booty shaker
easy created a fun-loving booty shaker
easy created a fun-loving booty shaker complete with an instructional music
complete with an instructional music
complete with an instructional music video for ladies on how to reel in a
video for ladies on how to reel in a
video for ladies on how to reel in a rapper an NBA player or at least a dude
rapper an NBA player or at least a dude
rapper an NBA player or at least a dude with a car girl yo silhouette man you
with a car girl yo silhouette man you
with a car girl yo silhouette man you wanna light a cigarette my name calle
wanna light a cigarette my name calle
wanna light a cigarette my name calle from the jigger said just the sake
from the jigger said just the sake
from the jigger said just the sake the colorful production detailed the
the colorful production detailed the
the colorful production detailed the plant specifics in hilarious fashion and
plant specifics in hilarious fashion and
plant specifics in hilarious fashion and even Fonzworth Bentley appeared for a
even Fonzworth Bentley appeared for a
even Fonzworth Bentley appeared for a revenge of the nerds like vocal
revenge of the nerds like vocal
revenge of the nerds like vocal interlude the EMT leye know you better
interlude the EMT leye know you better
interlude the EMT leye know you better ask somebody what we gonna do with
ask somebody what we gonna do with
ask somebody what we gonna do with torque net body all day and a fitness
torque net body all day and a fitness
torque net body all day and a fitness audience the song itself is perfect for
audience the song itself is perfect for
audience the song itself is perfect for any gym playlist but the music video
any gym playlist but the music video
any gym playlist but the music video will have you sweating from laughing
will have you sweating from laughing
will have you sweating from laughing your ass off it’s that Kanye workout
your ass off it’s that Kanye workout
your ass off it’s that Kanye workout plan and it’s not something you can find
plan and it’s not something you can find
plan and it’s not something you can find anywhere else that’s right put in work
anywhere else that’s right put in work
anywhere else that’s right put in work you’re open sir eat your salad no
you’re open sir eat your salad no
you’re open sir eat your salad no dessert number seven
dessert number seven
dessert number seven stand up Ludacris featuring Shana
produced by Kanye West this song became
produced by Kanye West this song became Lunas first number-one hit and a
Lunas first number-one hit and a
Lunas first number-one hit and a surrealistic music video featured baby
surrealistic music video featured baby
surrealistic music video featured baby Luda afro Luda and several around
Luda afro Luda and several around
Luda afro Luda and several around booties of course I’m looking for the
booties of course I’m looking for the
booties of course I’m looking for the sick young lady to pull one sure shot
sick young lady to pull one sure shot
sick young lady to pull one sure shot way to get him additive pants take note
way to get him additive pants take note
way to get him additive pants take note to the brand new pants like thee with an
to the brand new pants like thee with an
to the brand new pants like thee with an informative declaration and
informative declaration and
informative declaration and authoritative command stand up became
authoritative command stand up became
authoritative command stand up became the model for dirty south dancing and
the model for dirty south dancing and
the model for dirty south dancing and ludus stomp the yard with a ginormous
ludus stomp the yard with a ginormous
ludus stomp the yard with a ginormous shoe while creating a unique party
shoe while creating a unique party
shoe while creating a unique party environment for all to enjoy come on we
environment for all to enjoy come on we
environment for all to enjoy come on we gonna party tonight God use
gonna party tonight God use
gonna party tonight God use mouth-to-mouth bring the party to life
mouth-to-mouth bring the party to life
mouth-to-mouth bring the party to life don’t be sure show another party of life
don’t be sure show another party of life
don’t be sure show another party of life the more tricks again system know how to
the more tricks again system know how to
the more tricks again system know how to fight all participants involved seem to
fight all participants involved seem to
fight all participants involved seem to be strangely alright with everything
be strangely alright with everything
be strangely alright with everything happening in the video while the
happening in the video while the
happening in the video while the striking visuals set the tone for a most
striking visuals set the tone for a most
striking visuals set the tone for a most fantastic voyage through Louisville
fantastic voyage through Louisville
fantastic voyage through Louisville just like that just like that just like
number six baby got back
number six baby got back sir mix-a-lot now here is the archetypal
sir mix-a-lot now here is the archetypal
sir mix-a-lot now here is the archetypal booty video perfect for a time capsule
booty video perfect for a time capsule
booty video perfect for a time capsule by placing himself atop a massive set of
by placing himself atop a massive set of
by placing himself atop a massive set of fake buttocks sir mix-a-lot announced
fake buttocks sir mix-a-lot announced
fake buttocks sir mix-a-lot announced himself the international king of booty
himself the international king of booty
himself the international king of booty and launched a lyrical breakdown about
and launched a lyrical breakdown about
and launched a lyrical breakdown about his inner freak never before had a man
his inner freak never before had a man
his inner freak never before had a man so courageously expressed his love for
so courageously expressed his love for
so courageously expressed his love for the female backside and surely one day
the female backside and surely one day
the female backside and surely one day aliens will discover sir mix-a-lot
aliens will discover sir mix-a-lot
aliens will discover sir mix-a-lot groundbreaking production and think damn
groundbreaking production and think damn
groundbreaking production and think damn Batman loved him some booty I worked in
Batman loved him some booty I worked in
Batman loved him some booty I worked in a bit soul sistas I want to get wit
a bit soul sistas I want to get wit
a bit soul sistas I want to get wit chaps
chaps
chaps I won’t cuss or hit jaw but I gotta be
I won’t cuss or hit jaw but I gotta be
I won’t cuss or hit jaw but I gotta be straight when I see one
straight when I see one
straight when I see one till the break it’s an undeniable fact
till the break it’s an undeniable fact
till the break it’s an undeniable fact that all rap video is posted 1992 Oh a
that all rap video is posted 1992 Oh a
that all rap video is posted 1992 Oh a little something too baby got back
little something too baby got back
little something too baby got back 1 900 mix-a-lot they kicked him nasty
1 900 mix-a-lot they kicked him nasty
1 900 mix-a-lot they kicked him nasty thoughts baby got back
number five with Dre day and everybody
number five with Dre day and everybody celebrating dr. Dre featuring Snoop
celebrating dr. Dre featuring Snoop
celebrating dr. Dre featuring Snoop Doggy Dogg Bluff where you can scrub
Doggy Dogg Bluff where you can scrub
Doggy Dogg Bluff where you can scrub fillet so I know they got cheap yeah
fillet so I know they got cheap yeah
fillet so I know they got cheap yeah this music video and song came with a
this music video and song came with a
this music video and song came with a bit of a backstory so here it goes
bit of a backstory so here it goes
bit of a backstory so here it goes so strap on your cup depends your looks
so strap on your cup depends your looks
so strap on your cup depends your looks and watch your back cuz you’re my good
and watch your back cuz you’re my good
and watch your back cuz you’re my good smoke look back in the late days of NWA
smoke look back in the late days of NWA
smoke look back in the late days of NWA the group was seeing its fair share of
the group was seeing its fair share of
the group was seeing its fair share of feuds specifically between dr. Dre and
feuds specifically between dr. Dre and
feuds specifically between dr. Dre and eazy-e surrounding the group’s contracts
eazy-e surrounding the group’s contracts
eazy-e surrounding the group’s contracts the thought I was sleazy you thought I
the thought I was sleazy you thought I
the thought I was sleazy you thought I was the more cuz I used to hang with dr.
was the more cuz I used to hang with dr.
was the more cuz I used to hang with dr. Dre released his first solo album in
Dre released his first solo album in
Dre released his first solo album in 1992 he couldn’t resist
1992 he couldn’t resist
1992 he couldn’t resist including a diss track towards his
including a diss track towards his
including a diss track towards his former group mates while portraying him
former group mates while portraying him
former group mates while portraying him in the funniest way possible in the
in the funniest way possible in the
in the funniest way possible in the music video
almost 25 years after their 80s classic
almost 25 years after their 80s classic you gotta fight for your right to party
you gotta fight for your right to party
you gotta fight for your right to party the Beastie Boys released a follow-up
the Beastie Boys released a follow-up
the Beastie Boys released a follow-up music video featuring Seth Rogen Elijah
music video featuring Seth Rogen Elijah
music video featuring Seth Rogen Elijah Wood and Danny McBride as the young trio
taking place directly after the 1987
taking place directly after the 1987 original the long version of the video
original the long version of the video
original the long version of the video titled fight for your right revisited
titled fight for your right revisited
titled fight for your right revisited runs 30 minutes long and features cameos
runs 30 minutes long and features cameos
runs 30 minutes long and features cameos from the band themselves
although the short version is hilarious
although the short version is hilarious in its own right with celebrities
in its own right with celebrities
in its own right with celebrities popping up left and right over the top
popping up left and right over the top
popping up left and right over the top partying and some old-school hip-hop
partying and some old-school hip-hop
partying and some old-school hip-hop camerawork
I was always told but if I’m gonna be
I was always told but if I’m gonna be part of the greatest you gotta be the
part of the greatest you gotta be the
part of the greatest you gotta be the greatest myself number three give me
greatest myself number three give me
greatest myself number three give me some more Busta Rhymes yeah the one with
some more Busta Rhymes yeah the one with
some more Busta Rhymes yeah the one with a surprise for you something go boom
a surprise for you something go boom
a surprise for you something go boom with your eyes oh my I’m on the top of
with your eyes oh my I’m on the top of
with your eyes oh my I’m on the top of the lies
the lies
the lies yeah little small guy we gonna rise this
yeah little small guy we gonna rise this
yeah little small guy we gonna rise this grammy-nominated track is inherently
grammy-nominated track is inherently
grammy-nominated track is inherently psycho as Busta Rhymes sampled the main
psycho as Busta Rhymes sampled the main
psycho as Busta Rhymes sampled the main theme from Alfred Hitchcock classic 1960
theme from Alfred Hitchcock classic 1960
theme from Alfred Hitchcock classic 1960 film unless you live a clean public
film unless you live a clean public
film unless you live a clean public arrest you Blessington come to your
arrest you Blessington come to your
arrest you Blessington come to your rescue Mooney in nature and kinetically
rescue Mooney in nature and kinetically
rescue Mooney in nature and kinetically absurd gave me some more features Busta
absurd gave me some more features Busta
absurd gave me some more features Busta Rhymes recalling his descent into
Rhymes recalling his descent into
Rhymes recalling his descent into lyrical madness as the leader of
lyrical madness as the leader of
lyrical madness as the leader of flipmode squad
flipmode squad
flipmode squad he wears a western-style mustache and
he wears a western-style mustache and
he wears a western-style mustache and undoubtedly played a small role in
undoubtedly played a small role in
undoubtedly played a small role in meeting the yearly quota for hip-hop
meeting the yearly quota for hip-hop
meeting the yearly quota for hip-hop booty shots ISM oh yeah lob hit know
booty shots ISM oh yeah lob hit know
booty shots ISM oh yeah lob hit know what I mean I represent I was getting
what I mean I represent I was getting
what I mean I represent I was getting money a reign supreme this fish-eyed
money a reign supreme this fish-eyed
money a reign supreme this fish-eyed production gave us Busta at his best as
production gave us Busta at his best as
production gave us Busta at his best as he entered the proverbial ring of
he entered the proverbial ring of
he entered the proverbial ring of hilarious rap videos but the cars are
hilarious rap videos but the cars are
hilarious rap videos but the cars are the big cream you miss em all
the big cream you miss em all
the big cream you miss em all everybody’s we’re not invisible
everybody’s we’re not invisible
everybody’s we’re not invisible if you wanna
if you wanna
if you wanna it was a bone
number two purple pills
number two purple pills d12 originally deemed too offensive for
d12 originally deemed too offensive for
d12 originally deemed too offensive for certain TV outlets this M&M led music
certain TV outlets this M&M led music
certain TV outlets this M&M led music video conveys the essence of living in a
video conveys the essence of living in a
video conveys the essence of living in a purple hate – is definitely leprechaun
purple hate – is definitely leprechaun
purple hate – is definitely leprechaun it gotta be at because the X is gone I
it gotta be at because the X is gone I
it gotta be at because the X is gone I took a long ball with some parmesan and
took a long ball with some parmesan and
took a long ball with some parmesan and I think Mama’s probably know while the
I think Mama’s probably know while the
I think Mama’s probably know while the lyrics are sophomoric in nature most
lyrics are sophomoric in nature most
lyrics are sophomoric in nature most notably the outrageous first by the
notably the outrageous first by the
notably the outrageous first by the appropriately named bizarre the
appropriately named bizarre the
appropriately named bizarre the collective visuals effectively
collective visuals effectively
collective visuals effectively demonstrate what it feels like to be
demonstrate what it feels like to be
demonstrate what it feels like to be high as hell didn’t solid demonic Bobby
high as hell didn’t solid demonic Bobby
high as hell didn’t solid demonic Bobby smell like vomit pussy poppin dope it’s
smell like vomit pussy poppin dope it’s
smell like vomit pussy poppin dope it’s peculiar and Lynch e’en in nature and
peculiar and Lynch e’en in nature and
peculiar and Lynch e’en in nature and the proof is in the pudding with the
the proof is in the pudding with the
the proof is in the pudding with the lates proof appearing as a drugged-out
lates proof appearing as a drugged-out
lates proof appearing as a drugged-out cloud
these guys climb the mushroom mountain
these guys climb the mushroom mountain so that we wouldn’t have to and the
so that we wouldn’t have to and the
so that we wouldn’t have to and the journey down must have been a crazy ride
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
to you all the kids all across the land
to you all the kids all across the land there’s no need to argue parish just
there’s no need to argue parish just
there’s no need to argue parish just don’t understand
well the real Slim Shady please stand up
well the real Slim Shady please stand up I relieve with number one the real Slim
I relieve with number one the real Slim
I relieve with number one the real Slim Shady mmm y’all act like you never seen
Shady mmm y’all act like you never seen
Shady mmm y’all act like you never seen a white person before jaws on a floor
a white person before jaws on a floor
a white person before jaws on a floor like panic on me just burns in the dorms
like panic on me just burns in the dorms
like panic on me just burns in the dorms for his third studio album Eminem upped
for his third studio album Eminem upped
for his third studio album Eminem upped the ante across the board his lead
the ante across the board his lead
the ante across the board his lead single won a Grammy Award for Best Rap
single won a Grammy Award for Best Rap
single won a Grammy Award for Best Rap solo performance and the music video for
solo performance and the music video for
solo performance and the music video for the real Slim Shady was crowned as MTV’s
the real Slim Shady was crowned as MTV’s
the real Slim Shady was crowned as MTV’s video of the year Shady’s are just
video of the year Shady’s are just
video of the year Shady’s are just imitating so won’t the real Slim Shady
imitating so won’t the real Slim Shady
imitating so won’t the real Slim Shady please stand up please stand up I’m
please stand up please stand up I’m
please stand up please stand up I’m offered up a little context for the
offered up a little context for the
offered up a little context for the selective outrage over his controversial
selective outrage over his controversial
selective outrage over his controversial lyrics while reminding cheap imitators
lyrics while reminding cheap imitators
lyrics while reminding cheap imitators that a little blond-haired ID doesn’t
that a little blond-haired ID doesn’t
that a little blond-haired ID doesn’t come with an ability to rap or
come with an ability to rap or
come with an ability to rap or understand the broader message of his
understand the broader message of his
understand the broader message of his lyrical content and it’s a million I was
lyrical content and it’s a million I was
lyrical content and it’s a million I was just like me cause like me just don’t
just like me cause like me just don’t
just like me cause like me just don’t give up like me you went like me walk
give up like me you went like me walk
give up like me you went like me walk talk and act like me Slim Shady called
talk and act like me Slim Shady called
talk and act like me Slim Shady called out the innocent superstars of pop music
out the innocent superstars of pop music
out the innocent superstars of pop music and effectively dropped the mic on all
and effectively dropped the mic on all
and effectively dropped the mic on all of his hypocritical haters that had
of his hypocritical haters that had
of his hypocritical haters that had emerged since his first unforgettable
emerged since his first unforgettable
emerged since his first unforgettable music video my name is so do you agree
music video my name is so do you agree
music video my name is so do you agree with our selections what is your
with our selections what is your
with our selections what is your favorite funny rap video and every
favorite funny rap video and every
favorite funny rap video and every single person is a Slim Shady lurking he
single person is a Slim Shady lurking he
single person is a Slim Shady lurking he could be working at Burger King on your
could be working at Burger King on your
could be working at Burger King on your new for more hilarious top 10s published
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