you’re promised brutality and hardcore action but all you’re getting is a quiet
action but all you’re getting is a quiet
action but all you’re getting is a quiet scuffle welcome to watchmojo.com and
scuffle welcome to watchmojo.com and
scuffle welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re knocking off our picks for
today we’re knocking off our picks for
today we’re knocking off our picks for the top 10 worst fighting games fighting
the top 10 worst fighting games fighting
the top 10 worst fighting games fighting games are meant to have us riled up and
games are meant to have us riled up and
games are meant to have us riled up and ready to fight just not actually hitting
ready to fight just not actually hitting
ready to fight just not actually hitting other people we’re only looking at the
other people we’re only looking at the
other people we’re only looking at the worst of the worst no matter how obscure
worst of the worst no matter how obscure
worst of the worst no matter how obscure our only exclusionary criteria being no
our only exclusionary criteria being no
our only exclusionary criteria being no pornographic games even Joey Styles can
pornographic games even Joey Styles can
pornographic games even Joey Styles can pull back Oh
pull back Oh
pull back Oh typically fighting games are defined as
typically fighting games are defined as
typically fighting games are defined as having a one-on-one style of gameplay so
having a one-on-one style of gameplay so
having a one-on-one style of gameplay so there shall be no beat-em-ups found on
there shall be no beat-em-ups found on
there shall be no beat-em-ups found on this list number 10
this list number 10
this list number 10 kasumi ninja ja no mushy let’s start
kasumi ninja ja no mushy let’s start
kasumi ninja ja no mushy let’s start things off with a poor man’s mortal
things off with a poor man’s mortal
things off with a poor man’s mortal combat clone something you’ll see a lot
combat clone something you’ll see a lot
combat clone something you’ll see a lot of today Pocky wait an exclusive title
of today Pocky wait an exclusive title
of today Pocky wait an exclusive title for the Atari Jaguar you could tell this
for the Atari Jaguar you could tell this
for the Atari Jaguar you could tell this thing was gonna be a stinker well before
thing was gonna be a stinker well before
thing was gonna be a stinker well before the fighting started what characters
the fighting started what characters
the fighting started what characters look like they came from a stereotypes
look like they came from a stereotypes
look like they came from a stereotypes one-on-one handbook highlighted by a
one-on-one handbook highlighted by a
one-on-one handbook highlighted by a Scottish Highlander who flashes his kilt
Scottish Highlander who flashes his kilt
Scottish Highlander who flashes his kilt to shoot fireballs the backgrounds look
to shoot fireballs the backgrounds look
to shoot fireballs the backgrounds look like a series of stock photos and the
like a series of stock photos and the
like a series of stock photos and the fatalities are ridiculous cuz you know
fatalities are ridiculous cuz you know
fatalities are ridiculous cuz you know that was a trend at the time
number nine Street Fighter the movie the
number nine Street Fighter the movie the game a fighting game based on a movie
game a fighting game based on a movie
game a fighting game based on a movie based on a game now isn’t that something
based on a game now isn’t that something
based on a game now isn’t that something you remember how Street Fighter was all
you remember how Street Fighter was all
you remember how Street Fighter was all colorful and fast-paced well you can say
colorful and fast-paced well you can say
colorful and fast-paced well you can say goodbye to all that in this dingy
goodbye to all that in this dingy
goodbye to all that in this dingy digitized Mortal Kombat look-alike
digitized Mortal Kombat look-alike
digitized Mortal Kombat look-alike without a single hint of irony there are
without a single hint of irony there are
without a single hint of irony there are actually two versions of this game with
actually two versions of this game with
actually two versions of this game with the Home version trying to emulate the
the Home version trying to emulate the
the Home version trying to emulate the classic series and the arcade version
classic series and the arcade version
classic series and the arcade version being finish something else
being finish something else
being finish something else Street Fighter the movie plays like any
Street Fighter the movie plays like any
Street Fighter the movie plays like any other fighting classic with all of the
other fighting classic with all of the
other fighting classic with all of the fun and flow taken out of it and lives
fun and flow taken out of it and lives
fun and flow taken out of it and lives on as Capcom’s most embarrassing entry
on as Capcom’s most embarrassing entry
on as Capcom’s most embarrassing entry into the series that end the movie
into the series that end the movie
into the series that end the movie itself of course you win number eight
itself of course you win number eight
itself of course you win number eight tattoo assassins won yet another
tattoo assassins won yet another
tattoo assassins won yet another fighting game that utilizes digitized
fighting game that utilizes digitized
fighting game that utilizes digitized sprites that has you beating up
sprites that has you beating up
sprites that has you beating up opponents until you can deliver a
opponents until you can deliver a
opponents until you can deliver a gruesome finishing move does that sound
gruesome finishing move does that sound
gruesome finishing move does that sound familiar
familiar
familiar oh we’re not saying that Mortal Kombat
oh we’re not saying that Mortal Kombat
oh we’re not saying that Mortal Kombat has the patent on this looking style but
has the patent on this looking style but
has the patent on this looking style but that no mercy font looks awfully
that no mercy font looks awfully
that no mercy font looks awfully familiar
but are not so familiar are the controls
but are not so familiar are the controls or the stiffness to every single one of
or the stiffness to every single one of
or the stiffness to every single one of its boorish Lee named characters it’s
its boorish Lee named characters it’s
its boorish Lee named characters it’s dull in tone and just plain weird in
dull in tone and just plain weird in
dull in tone and just plain weird in execution and the 2,000 plus fatalities
execution and the 2,000 plus fatalities
execution and the 2,000 plus fatalities the game boasts are clearly exaggerated
the game boasts are clearly exaggerated
the game boasts are clearly exaggerated and not very well animated
ha-ah the only good thing we can say
ha-ah the only good thing we can say about this is you can watch a Nancy
about this is you can watch a Nancy
about this is you can watch a Nancy Kerrigan look-alike farter opponents to
Kerrigan look-alike farter opponents to
Kerrigan look-alike farter opponents to death number 7 Ultraman towards the
death number 7 Ultraman towards the
death number 7 Ultraman towards the future
future
future nothing beats some Japanese monster
nothing beats some Japanese monster
nothing beats some Japanese monster fighting unless they look about five
fighting unless they look about five
fighting unless they look about five feet tall shortness aside this fighter
feet tall shortness aside this fighter
feet tall shortness aside this fighter has much bigger problems such as its
has much bigger problems such as its
has much bigger problems such as its very high difficulty and poor repetitive
very high difficulty and poor repetitive
very high difficulty and poor repetitive sound effects the difficulty is the real
sound effects the difficulty is the real
sound effects the difficulty is the real kicker though as combatants are slow and
kicker though as combatants are slow and
kicker though as combatants are slow and plotting on the ground but can fly for
plotting on the ground but can fly for
plotting on the ground but can fly for miles off screen if they jump based off
miles off screen if they jump based off
miles off screen if they jump based off a really campy show from the 1960s it
a really campy show from the 1960s it
a really campy show from the 1960s it only makes sense that this would be
only makes sense that this would be
only makes sense that this would be ultra crappy as well number 6 rise of
ultra crappy as well number 6 rise of
ultra crappy as well number 6 rise of the robots sure it looks nice but that’s
the robots sure it looks nice but that’s
the robots sure it looks nice but that’s pretty much all it has in 2043 you play
pretty much all it has in 2043 you play
pretty much all it has in 2043 you play a cyborg who is a bipedal humanoid
a cyborg who is a bipedal humanoid
a cyborg who is a bipedal humanoid fighting against computer virus infected
fighting against computer virus infected
fighting against computer virus infected robots or at least that’s what we think
robots or at least that’s what we think
robots or at least that’s what we think is happening since the plot is a
is happening since the plot is a
is happening since the plot is a complete mess
I don’t know if you caught that but this
I don’t know if you caught that but this all means that there’s only one playable
all means that there’s only one playable
all means that there’s only one playable character this game was massively
character this game was massively
character this game was massively overhyped at the time of release and
overhyped at the time of release and
overhyped at the time of release and boasted features that aren’t even in the
boasted features that aren’t even in the
boasted features that aren’t even in the game there was no 360 degree movement as
game there was no 360 degree movement as
game there was no 360 degree movement as promised and it boasted that opponents
promised and it boasted that opponents
promised and it boasted that opponents learned from their mistakes which they
learned from their mistakes which they
learned from their mistakes which they don’t opponents actually learned from
don’t opponents actually learned from
don’t opponents actually learned from their mistakes and read your move Plus
their mistakes and read your move Plus
their mistakes and read your move Plus on some cd-rom versions you can’t even
on some cd-rom versions you can’t even
on some cd-rom versions you can’t even jump over your opponent mega fail number
jump over your opponent mega fail number
jump over your opponent mega fail number 5 the simpsons wrestling rah-rah
5 the simpsons wrestling rah-rah
5 the simpsons wrestling rah-rah there was once a point when wrestling
there was once a point when wrestling
there was once a point when wrestling was immensely popular there was also a
was immensely popular there was also a
was immensely popular there was also a point when the Simpsons were popular too
point when the Simpsons were popular too
point when the Simpsons were popular too but these two forms of entertainment
but these two forms of entertainment
but these two forms of entertainment should never meet again aside from the
should never meet again aside from the
should never meet again aside from the unsettling feeling of watching Homer
unsettling feeling of watching Homer
unsettling feeling of watching Homer mercilessly beat his wife the game is a
mercilessly beat his wife the game is a
mercilessly beat his wife the game is a convoluted mess of broken animations
convoluted mess of broken animations
convoluted mess of broken animations with no focus on how fights occur not to
with no focus on how fights occur not to
with no focus on how fights occur not to mention its poor hit detection and
mention its poor hit detection and
mention its poor hit detection and puller like difficulty ranging from hard
puller like difficulty ranging from hard
puller like difficulty ranging from hard to stupid sexy Flanders
to stupid sexy Flanders
to stupid sexy Flanders I’m usually a kind hot guy but now you
I’m usually a kind hot guy but now you
I’m usually a kind hot guy but now you pissed me off
pissed me off
pissed me off number 4 balls what on earth is this
number 4 balls what on earth is this
number 4 balls what on earth is this it’s actually the perfect example of
it’s actually the perfect example of
it’s actually the perfect example of graphics / gameplay or at least we think
graphics / gameplay or at least we think
graphics / gameplay or at least we think since aside from the nice animations it
since aside from the nice animations it
since aside from the nice animations it still looks kind of terrifying obvious
still looks kind of terrifying obvious
still looks kind of terrifying obvious enough for the characters that all look
enough for the characters that all look
enough for the characters that all look like Andy Serkis filming Caesars motions
like Andy Serkis filming Caesars motions
like Andy Serkis filming Caesars motions but we think that even we could program
but we think that even we could program
but we think that even we could program a fresher fighting game than this clumpy
a fresher fighting game than this clumpy
a fresher fighting game than this clumpy monkey indistinguishable characters
monkey indistinguishable characters
monkey indistinguishable characters messy gameplay and thick sound design
messy gameplay and thick sound design
messy gameplay and thick sound design make this a no go dual action pampering
make this a no go dual action pampering
make this a no go dual action pampering what does that even mean
number three fighter within round one
number three fighter within round one fight any fighting game that uses the
fight any fighting game that uses the
fight any fighting game that uses the Xbox Kinect is a doomed endeavor ring
Xbox Kinect is a doomed endeavor ring
Xbox Kinect is a doomed endeavor ring out we’re going to make a dangerous bet
out we’re going to make a dangerous bet
out we’re going to make a dangerous bet and say that most gamers aren’t MMA
and say that most gamers aren’t MMA
and say that most gamers aren’t MMA fighters either but that’s ok because
fighters either but that’s ok because
fighters either but that’s ok because you don’t have to be with this
you don’t have to be with this
you don’t have to be with this simplistic and frankly ugly fighting
simplistic and frankly ugly fighting
simplistic and frankly ugly fighting simulator if you can call this a
simulator if you can call this a
simulator if you can call this a simulation that is cuz combat and start
simulation that is cuz combat and start
simulation that is cuz combat and start off slapping each other for about thirty
off slapping each other for about thirty
off slapping each other for about thirty seconds until someone accidentally wins
seconds until someone accidentally wins
seconds until someone accidentally wins and then you get to sit through a
and then you get to sit through a
and then you get to sit through a two-minute loading screen sounds like
two-minute loading screen sounds like
two-minute loading screen sounds like fun right first kick aah
fun right first kick aah
fun right first kick aah worst of all this is a Kinect game we’re
worst of all this is a Kinect game we’re
worst of all this is a Kinect game we’re talking about not the most responsive
talking about not the most responsive
talking about not the most responsive platform for a fighting game oh you win
platform for a fighting game oh you win
platform for a fighting game oh you win number two Shaq foo he’s a basketball
number two Shaq foo he’s a basketball
number two Shaq foo he’s a basketball player rapper actor and now video game
player rapper actor and now video game
player rapper actor and now video game character but if Shaquille O’Neal had to
character but if Shaquille O’Neal had to
character but if Shaquille O’Neal had to choose against being one of these we all
choose against being one of these we all
choose against being one of these we all know which one it would be famous for
know which one it would be famous for
know which one it would be famous for being as terrible as it is ridiculous
being as terrible as it is ridiculous
being as terrible as it is ridiculous this little gem stars Shaq as a kung fu
this little gem stars Shaq as a kung fu
this little gem stars Shaq as a kung fu expert fighting mystic demons in a
expert fighting mystic demons in a
expert fighting mystic demons in a far-off world what’s a shame for Shaq is
far-off world what’s a shame for Shaq is
far-off world what’s a shame for Shaq is how bad he is at actually fighting as
how bad he is at actually fighting as
how bad he is at actually fighting as the games terrible controls and brutal
the games terrible controls and brutal
the games terrible controls and brutal difficulty make it almost impossible to
difficulty make it almost impossible to
difficulty make it almost impossible to beat the first opponent
beat the first opponent
beat the first opponent but hey if you don’t like your copy of
but hey if you don’t like your copy of
but hey if you don’t like your copy of Shaq foo you can send it to Shaq phu
Shaq foo you can send it to Shaq phu
Shaq foo you can send it to Shaq phu kham to be liberated from existence yes
kham to be liberated from existence yes
kham to be liberated from existence yes we actually found a game worse than Shaq
we actually found a game worse than Shaq
we actually found a game worse than Shaq foo but before we enter that sucker
foo but before we enter that sucker
foo but before we enter that sucker punch here are a few dishonorable
punch here are a few dishonorable
punch here are a few dishonorable mentions
to me the quintessential studmuffin
to me the quintessential studmuffin during what promises to be an extreme
during what promises to be an extreme
during what promises to be an extreme night of wrestling
night of wrestling
night of wrestling number one catfight truly the worst
number one catfight truly the worst
number one catfight truly the worst fighting game ever made would have to be
fighting game ever made would have to be
fighting game ever made would have to be one of the most broken and confusing
martial artists Catalans Amir plays
martial artists Catalans Amir plays chaley but that’s completely meaningless
chaley but that’s completely meaningless
chaley but that’s completely meaningless when you realize none of the characters
when you realize none of the characters
when you realize none of the characters are named in a genre we’re
are named in a genre we’re
are named in a genre we’re characterization pacing and excitement
characterization pacing and excitement
characterization pacing and excitement are the key feature it’s clear that the
are the key feature it’s clear that the
are the key feature it’s clear that the developers forgot about all of this
developers forgot about all of this
developers forgot about all of this after going through Microsoft Office
after going through Microsoft Office
after going through Microsoft Office Word art for the 15th time
you can have more fun with your friends
you can have more fun with your friends trying to guess how many worst game ever
trying to guess how many worst game ever
trying to guess how many worst game ever made Awards this travesty one than
made Awards this travesty one than
made Awards this travesty one than actually playing it and there are a lot
actually playing it and there are a lot
actually playing it and there are a lot of those warts fun fact this games
of those warts fun fact this games
of those warts fun fact this games performance isn’t capped which means if
performance isn’t capped which means if
performance isn’t capped which means if you tried to play it on a computer today
you tried to play it on a computer today
you tried to play it on a computer today it runs so fast that it’s even more
it runs so fast that it’s even more
it runs so fast that it’s even more unplayable than usual do you agree with
unplayable than usual do you agree with
unplayable than usual do you agree with our list yell deadly iliac which
our list yell deadly iliac which
our list yell deadly iliac which fighting game would you tell as the
fighting game would you tell as the
fighting game would you tell as the worst ever for more hard-hitting top 10s
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