no no only these crooks could have stolen somebody else’s brain running
stolen somebody else’s brain running
stolen somebody else’s brain running around in ski masks trying to blow
around in ski masks trying to blow
around in ski masks trying to blow things up what did you think was gonna
things up what did you think was gonna
things up what did you think was gonna happen
happen
happen welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten dumbest criminals
dumbest criminals
dumbest criminals in florida a man has been sentenced to
in florida a man has been sentenced to
in florida a man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison for violating his
15 years in prison for violating his
15 years in prison for violating his probation by trying to break into the
probation by trying to break into the
probation by trying to break into the Brevard County Jail for this list we’re
Brevard County Jail for this list we’re
Brevard County Jail for this list we’re looking at people who attempted to
looking at people who attempted to
looking at people who attempted to commit a crime but failed miserably in
commit a crime but failed miserably in
commit a crime but failed miserably in the process number 10
the process number 10
the process number 10 dennis hawkins wearing a disguise is
dennis hawkins wearing a disguise is
dennis hawkins wearing a disguise is great for concealing one’s identity if
great for concealing one’s identity if
great for concealing one’s identity if one is going to commit a crime someone
one is going to commit a crime someone
one is going to commit a crime someone should have told dennis hawkins that in
should have told dennis hawkins that in
should have told dennis hawkins that in order for a disguise to work however it
order for a disguise to work however it
order for a disguise to work however it has to be somewhat believable hawkins
has to be somewhat believable hawkins
has to be somewhat believable hawkins apparently missed that memo as he
apparently missed that memo as he
apparently missed that memo as he attempted to rob a bank wearing clown
attempted to rob a bank wearing clown
attempted to rob a bank wearing clown pants with a pair of fake breasts and a
pants with a pair of fake breasts and a
pants with a pair of fake breasts and a blonde wig not only did he fail to cover
blonde wig not only did he fail to cover
blonde wig not only did he fail to cover his face which still had a goatee and
his face which still had a goatee and
his face which still had a goatee and mustache but the disguise also attracted
mustache but the disguise also attracted
mustache but the disguise also attracted attention and the police easily
attention and the police easily
attention and the police easily apprehended him they’re all stupid see
apprehended him they’re all stupid see
apprehended him they’re all stupid see they’re gonna be looking for are me guys
they’re gonna be looking for are me guys
they’re gonna be looking for are me guys number 9 Daniel Glen I need you to
number 9 Daniel Glen I need you to
number 9 Daniel Glen I need you to arrest me it’s important to be prepared
arrest me it’s important to be prepared
arrest me it’s important to be prepared especially if you’re gonna rob a store
especially if you’re gonna rob a store
especially if you’re gonna rob a store it is possible to be too prepared though
it is possible to be too prepared though
it is possible to be too prepared though which is exactly what happened to Daniel
which is exactly what happened to Daniel
which is exactly what happened to Daniel Glen who inexplicably decided to call
Glen who inexplicably decided to call
Glen who inexplicably decided to call ahead to ask the store how much cash was
ahead to ask the store how much cash was
ahead to ask the store how much cash was in the register imagine how that
in the register imagine how that
in the register imagine how that conversation went hello I’d like to
conversation went hello I’d like to
conversation went hello I’d like to place a takeout order for all the money
place a takeout order for all the money
place a takeout order for all the money can I get fries with that confused and
can I get fries with that confused and
can I get fries with that confused and slightly a
slightly a
slightly a armed the store owner immediately called
armed the store owner immediately called
armed the store owner immediately called the police who arrested Glenn on his way
the police who arrested Glenn on his way
the police who arrested Glenn on his way to the store number eight
to the store number eight
to the store number eight Albert Bailey police in Connecticut say
Albert Bailey police in Connecticut say
Albert Bailey police in Connecticut say they had ample warning of a bank robbery
they had ample warning of a bank robbery
they had ample warning of a bank robbery because the two suspects called the bank
because the two suspects called the bank
because the two suspects called the bank ahead of time telling an employee to get
ahead of time telling an employee to get
ahead of time telling an employee to get a bag of money ready we’re gonna say
a bag of money ready we’re gonna say
a bag of money ready we’re gonna say this now if you’re planning on robbing a
this now if you’re planning on robbing a
this now if you’re planning on robbing a store or bank don’t call ahead and ask
store or bank don’t call ahead and ask
store or bank don’t call ahead and ask them suspicious questions or warned them
them suspicious questions or warned them
them suspicious questions or warned them you’re coming
seemingly inspired by our previous entry
seemingly inspired by our previous entry Albert Bailey called the bank and told
Albert Bailey called the bank and told
Albert Bailey called the bank and told them he was coming to rob them so that
them he was coming to rob them so that
them he was coming to rob them so that they would have the money ready for him
they would have the money ready for him
they would have the money ready for him when he got there he even had an
when he got there he even had an
when he got there he even had an accomplice entered the bank with a note
accomplice entered the bank with a note
accomplice entered the bank with a note informing the tellers who Bailey was
informing the tellers who Bailey was
informing the tellers who Bailey was obviously the tellers had called the
obviously the tellers had called the
obviously the tellers had called the police who apprehended Bailey
police who apprehended Bailey
police who apprehended Bailey immediately number 7 Krystian Bala he
immediately number 7 Krystian Bala he
immediately number 7 Krystian Bala he was being presented as a famous traveler
was being presented as a famous traveler
was being presented as a famous traveler photographer intellectual maniac and
photographer intellectual maniac and
photographer intellectual maniac and murderer to commit a crime you have to
murderer to commit a crime you have to
murderer to commit a crime you have to be slightly arrogant if you get away
be slightly arrogant if you get away
be slightly arrogant if you get away with the crime this arrogance can
with the crime this arrogance can
with the crime this arrogance can increase to the point where you feel
increase to the point where you feel
increase to the point where you feel untouchable after murdering Darius
untouchable after murdering Darius
untouchable after murdering Darius Janiszewski
Janiszewski
Janiszewski in 2000 polish author Krystian Bala
in 2000 polish author Krystian Bala
in 2000 polish author Krystian Bala wrote a novel titled amok which featured
wrote a novel titled amok which featured
wrote a novel titled amok which featured an eerily similar murder and details of
an eerily similar murder and details of
an eerily similar murder and details of the case only the murderer himself could
the case only the murderer himself could
the case only the murderer himself could have been privy to police uncovered
have been privy to police uncovered
have been privy to police uncovered clues relating to the murder most of
clues relating to the murder most of
clues relating to the murder most of which came from the novel eventually
which came from the novel eventually
which came from the novel eventually arresting and charging Bala to their
arresting and charging Bala to their
arresting and charging Bala to their shock they discovered on his computers
shock they discovered on his computers
shock they discovered on his computers plans to kill another person to tie in
plans to kill another person to tie in
plans to kill another person to tie in with the next novel he was planning to
with the next novel he was planning to
with the next novel he was planning to write he must be number 6
write he must be number 6
write he must be number 6 Eloise D Reeves this is drugs
Eloise D Reeves this is drugs
Eloise D Reeves this is drugs this is your brain on drugs buying drugs
this is your brain on drugs buying drugs
this is your brain on drugs buying drugs is an art because you don’t have the
is an art because you don’t have the
is an art because you don’t have the option to exchange or refund your
option to exchange or refund your
option to exchange or refund your purchase if you don’t like the product
purchase if you don’t like the product
purchase if you don’t like the product you get what you need one please one one
you get what you need one please one one
you get what you need one please one one one one Rock one crap a crack rock
one one Rock one crap a crack rock
one one Rock one crap a crack rock apparently no one told this to Eloise
apparently no one told this to Eloise
apparently no one told this to Eloise Reeves who have the gall to go to the
Reeves who have the gall to go to the
Reeves who have the gall to go to the police to complain about the quality of
police to complain about the quality of
police to complain about the quality of the crack cocaine she had just bought
the crack cocaine she had just bought
the crack cocaine she had just bought she reportedly pulled the crack rock
she reportedly pulled the crack rock
she reportedly pulled the crack rock from her mouth and placed it on the cop
from her mouth and placed it on the cop
from her mouth and placed it on the cop car for the deputy to inspect she was
car for the deputy to inspect she was
car for the deputy to inspect she was charged with the possession of cocaine
charged with the possession of cocaine
charged with the possession of cocaine and fined roughly $1,500 are you guys
and fined roughly $1,500 are you guys
and fined roughly $1,500 are you guys holding holding what any money number
holding holding what any money number
holding holding what any money number five
five
five Jonathan no Chola dear diary tomorrow my
Jonathan no Chola dear diary tomorrow my
Jonathan no Chola dear diary tomorrow my stress level goes to 11 as I review the
stress level goes to 11 as I review the
stress level goes to 11 as I review the Royal Guard the whole court will be
Royal Guard the whole court will be
Royal Guard the whole court will be watching and plus the troops people of
watching and plus the troops people of
watching and plus the troops people of busy lives and sometimes the only way to
busy lives and sometimes the only way to
busy lives and sometimes the only way to keep track of important events and dates
keep track of important events and dates
keep track of important events and dates is by keeping a diary dear diary
is by keeping a diary dear diary
is by keeping a diary dear diary Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber
Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber
Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow but dad says I can’t go
party tomorrow but dad says I can’t go
party tomorrow but dad says I can’t go he never lets me out after sunset it
he never lets me out after sunset it
he never lets me out after sunset it might be a good idea to leave out any
might be a good idea to leave out any
might be a good idea to leave out any planned criminal activity however this
planned criminal activity however this
planned criminal activity however this seemingly never registered with Jonathan
seemingly never registered with Jonathan
seemingly never registered with Jonathan Ochoa who on June 12th 2010 wrote go
Ochoa who on June 12th 2010 wrote go
Ochoa who on June 12th 2010 wrote go Portsmouth’s robbery happens in his
Portsmouth’s robbery happens in his
Portsmouth’s robbery happens in his diary yet diary proved very interesting
diary yet diary proved very interesting
diary yet diary proved very interesting to read you read mine you read my
to read you read mine you read my
to read you read mine you read my journal the police were able to link him
journal the police were able to link him
journal the police were able to link him to the robbery as the getaway driver and
to the robbery as the getaway driver and
to the robbery as the getaway driver and when confronted a chola attempted to
when confronted a chola attempted to
when confronted a chola attempted to blame it entirely on his buddy
blame it entirely on his buddy
blame it entirely on his buddy arrest him his fault there is plenty of
arrest him his fault there is plenty of
arrest him his fault there is plenty of fault to be passed around number 4 Mark
fault to be passed around number 4 Mark
fault to be passed around number 4 Mark Smith not off I wake up in strange
Smith not off I wake up in strange
Smith not off I wake up in strange places I have no idea how I got
places I have no idea how I got
we aren’t sure if there’s a criminal
we aren’t sure if there’s a criminal handbook but we have to guess that
handbook but we have to guess that
handbook but we have to guess that falling asleep in the house you’re
falling asleep in the house you’re
falling asleep in the house you’re robbing has to be high on things not to
robbing has to be high on things not to
robbing has to be high on things not to do Mark Smith must not have read that
do Mark Smith must not have read that
do Mark Smith must not have read that page Smith decided to take a quick nap
page Smith decided to take a quick nap
page Smith decided to take a quick nap under his victims bed drunk on vodka and
under his victims bed drunk on vodka and
under his victims bed drunk on vodka and high on valium only to be discovered by
high on valium only to be discovered by
high on valium only to be discovered by the homeowner who immediately called the
the homeowner who immediately called the
the homeowner who immediately called the police
police
police babies don’t sleep as well we’ve heard
babies don’t sleep as well we’ve heard
babies don’t sleep as well we’ve heard of cat burglars before but Smith seems
of cat burglars before but Smith seems
of cat burglars before but Smith seems to associate more with cat Nappers
to associate more with cat Nappers
to associate more with cat Nappers [Music]
number 3 Derrick Mosley so we know
number 3 Derrick Mosley so we know you’re not supposed to bring a knife to
you’re not supposed to bring a knife to
you’re not supposed to bring a knife to a gunfight but what about a baseball bat
a gunfight but what about a baseball bat
a gunfight but what about a baseball bat this is exactly what Derrick Mosley did
this is exactly what Derrick Mosley did
this is exactly what Derrick Mosley did as he tried to rob a gun shop and steal
as he tried to rob a gun shop and steal
as he tried to rob a gun shop and steal a firearm equipped only with a baseball
a firearm equipped only with a baseball
a firearm equipped only with a baseball bat and knife strike fear into the
bat and knife strike fear into the
bat and knife strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing
hearts of the wicked with this thing
hearts of the wicked with this thing look at this don’t use again of course
look at this don’t use again of course
look at this don’t use again of course the manager pulled out his own gun and
the manager pulled out his own gun and
the manager pulled out his own gun and held Mosley until the police arrived who
held Mosley until the police arrived who
held Mosley until the police arrived who would have imagined that the manager of
would have imagined that the manager of
would have imagined that the manager of a gun store would possess his own gun
a gun store would possess his own gun
a gun store would possess his own gun will wonders never cease number two
will wonders never cease number two
will wonders never cease number two Reubens Zarate deciding to rob a muffler
Reubens Zarate deciding to rob a muffler
Reubens Zarate deciding to rob a muffler shop Reuben Zarate brought a gun and
shop Reuben Zarate brought a gun and
shop Reuben Zarate brought a gun and demanded the money only to discover that
demanded the money only to discover that
demanded the money only to discover that the money was in the safe that could
the money was in the safe that could
the money was in the safe that could only be opened by the absent store
only be opened by the absent store
only be opened by the absent store manager he decided it would be a good
manager he decided it would be a good
manager he decided it would be a good idea to leave his numbers with the store
idea to leave his numbers with the store
idea to leave his numbers with the store employees so they could call him when
employees so they could call him when
employees so they could call him when the manager returned
the manager returned
the manager returned [Music]
of course they called police who set up
of course they called police who set up a trap for Zarate and arrested him heck
a trap for Zarate and arrested him heck
a trap for Zarate and arrested him heck we’re just surprised Durante didn’t
we’re just surprised Durante didn’t
we’re just surprised Durante didn’t leave his name address and social
leave his name address and social
leave his name address and social security number too
security number too
security number too before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable or in this case
here are a few honorable or in this case
here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions
number one unnamed Moron 9659 committing
number one unnamed Moron 9659 committing a crime is a stressful endeavor and
a crime is a stressful endeavor and
a crime is a stressful endeavor and mistakes do happen if there’s one thing
mistakes do happen if there’s one thing
mistakes do happen if there’s one thing all robbers should remember however it’s
all robbers should remember however it’s
all robbers should remember however it’s that your gun is your most valuable
that your gun is your most valuable
that your gun is your most valuable asset this particular robber seemed to
asset this particular robber seemed to
asset this particular robber seemed to forget that fact as he attempted to rob
forget that fact as he attempted to rob
forget that fact as he attempted to rob the Halifax Bank in London put the money
the Halifax Bank in London put the money
the Halifax Bank in London put the money in the bag
in the bag
in the bag demanding the teller filled a bag with
demanding the teller filled a bag with
demanding the teller filled a bag with money he accidentally gave his gun to
money he accidentally gave his gun to
money he accidentally gave his gun to the teller instead of the bag after a
the teller instead of the bag after a
the teller instead of the bag after a brief moment of confusion the bank
brief moment of confusion the bank
brief moment of confusion the bank worker retreated forcing the robber to
worker retreated forcing the robber to
worker retreated forcing the robber to flee at least he managed to escape with
flee at least he managed to escape with
flee at least he managed to escape with a bank employees bicycle and so we still
a bank employees bicycle and so we still
a bank employees bicycle and so we still don’t know his name
don’t know his name
don’t know his name if you don’t come out of there I’m gonna
if you don’t come out of there I’m gonna
if you don’t come out of there I’m gonna have to drag you out you can try but
have to drag you out you can try but
have to drag you out you can try but you’ll never catch me do you agree with
you’ll never catch me do you agree with
you’ll never catch me do you agree with our list
our list
our list what other criminals bring new meaning
what other criminals bring new meaning
what other criminals bring new meaning to the phrase thickest thieves for more
to the phrase thickest thieves for more
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