i’ma free time everything’s gonna be alright you see emotions sensations and
alright you see emotions sensations and
alright you see emotions sensations and melodrama all on the small screen a
melodrama all on the small screen a
melodrama all on the small screen a fluorescent whoa easy easy easy Albert
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 most ridiculous soap opera plot lines
for this list we’re looking at those
for this list we’re looking at those soap opera storylines that are so
soap opera storylines that are so
soap opera storylines that are so ridiculous they make us laugh
these can include anything from
these can include anything from melodramatic moments to completely
melodramatic moments to completely
melodramatic moments to completely unrealistic and outlandish scenes that
unrealistic and outlandish scenes that
unrealistic and outlandish scenes that make us cry but not necessarily in the
make us cry but not necessarily in the
make us cry but not necessarily in the ways the soap operas intended number 10
ways the soap operas intended number 10
ways the soap operas intended number 10 Fallon is abducted by aliens the colbys
Fallon is abducted by aliens the colbys
Fallon is abducted by aliens the colbys sorry I said I need help
sorry I said I need help
sorry I said I need help hello hello this series about an
hello hello this series about an
hello hello this series about an upper-class family served as a spin-off
upper-class family served as a spin-off
upper-class family served as a spin-off of the very popular soap opera dynasty
of the very popular soap opera dynasty
of the very popular soap opera dynasty although it did not reach the popularity
although it did not reach the popularity
although it did not reach the popularity its predecessor did in the series finale
its predecessor did in the series finale
its predecessor did in the series finale the character of Fallon gets stranded in
the character of Fallon gets stranded in
the character of Fallon gets stranded in the desert and is promptly abducted by
the desert and is promptly abducted by
the desert and is promptly abducted by what we’re led to believe is a UFO
as the series was canceled this left
as the series was canceled this left fans with an enormous cliffhanger Fallon
fans with an enormous cliffhanger Fallon
fans with an enormous cliffhanger Fallon later appeared in dynasty for the show’s
later appeared in dynasty for the show’s
later appeared in dynasty for the show’s last seasons but instead of rewriting
last seasons but instead of rewriting
last seasons but instead of rewriting her experience to end the questions they
her experience to end the questions they
her experience to end the questions they stuck with the ridiculous abduction
stuck with the ridiculous abduction
stuck with the ridiculous abduction story and kept fans scratching their
story and kept fans scratching their
story and kept fans scratching their heads Jeff I want to go home first thing
heads Jeff I want to go home first thing
heads Jeff I want to go home first thing in the morning
in the morning
in the morning number one go home to Denver you really
number one go home to Denver you really
number one go home to Denver you really mean that don’t you yes number nine the
mean that don’t you yes number nine the
mean that don’t you yes number nine the Moldavian Massacre or lack thereof
Moldavian Massacre or lack thereof
Moldavian Massacre or lack thereof dynasty and what are you doing here
dynasty and what are you doing here
dynasty and what are you doing here EURion my job your highness keeping an
EURion my job your highness keeping an
EURion my job your highness keeping an eye on my comings and goings no doubt
eye on my comings and goings no doubt
eye on my comings and goings no doubt threw the key home as I see fit to do my
threw the key home as I see fit to do my
threw the key home as I see fit to do my job you’re right at the end of its fifth
job you’re right at the end of its fifth
job you’re right at the end of its fifth season dynasty was in its heyday as this
season dynasty was in its heyday as this
season dynasty was in its heyday as this season finale was watched by 60 million
season finale was watched by 60 million
season finale was watched by 60 million people and left an unforgettable
people and left an unforgettable
people and left an unforgettable impression on everyone in the episode
impression on everyone in the episode
impression on everyone in the episode two major characters are in the midst of
two major characters are in the midst of
two major characters are in the midst of getting married when terrorists burst in
getting married when terrorists burst in
getting married when terrorists burst in and seemingly gun everyone down
however it wasn’t until the season six
however it wasn’t until the season six premiere that we found out that only two
premiere that we found out that only two
premiere that we found out that only two minor characters actually died
critics point to that disappointing
critics point to that disappointing revelation as the beginning of the
revelation as the beginning of the
revelation as the beginning of the series decline with many citing it as
series decline with many citing it as
series decline with many citing it as overly ridiculous
overly ridiculous
overly ridiculous and as evidence of the show being
and as evidence of the show being
and as evidence of the show being unwilling to take risks this rich
unwilling to take risks this rich
unwilling to take risks this rich American is pretty she won’t be for long
number eight murder by bear the bold and
number eight murder by bear the bold and the beautiful this soap opera follows
the beautiful this soap opera follows
the beautiful this soap opera follows the Forrester family and their fashion
the Forrester family and their fashion
the Forrester family and their fashion business Forrester creations and if that
business Forrester creations and if that
business Forrester creations and if that sounds like a storyline that shouldn’t
sounds like a storyline that shouldn’t
sounds like a storyline that shouldn’t have a place for a killer bear scene
have a place for a killer bear scene
have a place for a killer bear scene then you wouldn’t be far off in this
then you wouldn’t be far off in this
then you wouldn’t be far off in this episode Pamela is about to shoot her
episode Pamela is about to shoot her
episode Pamela is about to shoot her rival Donna after being interrupted by a
rival Donna after being interrupted by a
rival Donna after being interrupted by a knocking at the door ham instead knocks
knocking at the door ham instead knocks
knocking at the door ham instead knocks Donna out ties her to a chair and
Donna out ties her to a chair and
Donna out ties her to a chair and lathers her in honey in the hopes of
lathers her in honey in the hopes of
lathers her in honey in the hopes of enticing a nearby bear to eat her alive
it sounds like something out of a
it sounds like something out of a slasher movie but at least the elaborate
slasher movie but at least the elaborate
slasher movie but at least the elaborate and McAvoy provided some good laughs
number 7
number 7 the horny gorilla Ryan’s hope you come
the horny gorilla Ryan’s hope you come
the horny gorilla Ryan’s hope you come back from a Caribbean cruise you’ve got
back from a Caribbean cruise you’ve got
back from a Caribbean cruise you’ve got your eyesight back and all you want to
your eyesight back and all you want to
your eyesight back and all you want to do is come over here and fight the ten
do is come over here and fight the ten
do is come over here and fight the ten what is wrong if you what the hell’s
what is wrong if you what the hell’s
what is wrong if you what the hell’s going on when your show starts to
going on when your show starts to
going on when your show starts to involve the idea of a horny gorilla you
involve the idea of a horny gorilla you
involve the idea of a horny gorilla you know it’s in trouble he’s easy easy
know it’s in trouble he’s easy easy
know it’s in trouble he’s easy easy Albert easy this soap opera revolves
Albert easy this soap opera revolves
Albert easy this soap opera revolves around an Irish American family in New
around an Irish American family in New
around an Irish American family in New York which sounds normal enough but it’s
York which sounds normal enough but it’s
York which sounds normal enough but it’s not in one of the show’s most outrageous
not in one of the show’s most outrageous
not in one of the show’s most outrageous storylines the character of Delia is
storylines the character of Delia is
storylines the character of Delia is kidnapped by a gorilla and if that
kidnapped by a gorilla and if that
kidnapped by a gorilla and if that wasn’t stupid enough we find out it’s
wasn’t stupid enough we find out it’s
wasn’t stupid enough we find out it’s because the gorilla yearned for a sexual
because the gorilla yearned for a sexual
because the gorilla yearned for a sexual companion thought he was going to throw
companion thought he was going to throw
companion thought he was going to throw it for a second
it for a second
it for a second he’ll just put it down I think I can
he’ll just put it down I think I can
he’ll just put it down I think I can snake it out of there we want to know
snake it out of there we want to know
snake it out of there we want to know what was going through the writers heads
what was going through the writers heads
what was going through the writers heads at this time as this story is
at this time as this story is
at this time as this story is inappropriate on nearly every level
inappropriate on nearly every level
inappropriate on nearly every level Albert Albert calm down calm down Yin
Albert Albert calm down calm down Yin
Albert Albert calm down calm down Yin you mustn’t move around thanks he hates
you mustn’t move around thanks he hates
you mustn’t move around thanks he hates this thing it’s the only way we’ve got
this thing it’s the only way we’ve got
this thing it’s the only way we’ve got number six time traveling back to 1888
number six time traveling back to 1888
number six time traveling back to 1888 one life to live wake up tell
one life to live wake up tell
one life to live wake up tell these parts mister we got a telegraph
these parts mister we got a telegraph
these parts mister we got a telegraph office now down the street
office now down the street
office now down the street a show that runs every day for almost 45
a show that runs every day for almost 45
a show that runs every day for almost 45 years is bound to have some silly story
years is bound to have some silly story
years is bound to have some silly story lines such as when various characters
lines such as when various characters
lines such as when various characters found themselves in the futuristic city
found themselves in the futuristic city
found themselves in the futuristic city of Eterna but the 19th century
of Eterna but the 19th century
of Eterna but the 19th century time-traveling took the cake what is
time-traveling took the cake what is
time-traveling took the cake what is this place
this place
this place what do you mean it’s a town would you
what do you mean it’s a town would you
what do you mean it’s a town would you pick it it oh there’s no towns like this
pick it it oh there’s no towns like this
pick it it oh there’s no towns like this anymore this soap emphasized the lives
anymore this soap emphasized the lives
anymore this soap emphasized the lives of the Lord family but when Clint is
of the Lord family but when Clint is
of the Lord family but when Clint is shot in the head
shot in the head
shot in the head the show de-emphasized the normal story
the show de-emphasized the normal story
the show de-emphasized the normal story and transported the character back to
and transported the character back to
and transported the character back to the Old West in 1888 you’re never going
the Old West in 1888 you’re never going
the Old West in 1888 you’re never going to be nothing but a no-good gunslinger
to be nothing but a no-good gunslinger
to be nothing but a no-good gunslinger running after decent god-fearing people
running after decent god-fearing people
running after decent god-fearing people and I don’t understand it if that wasn’t
and I don’t understand it if that wasn’t
and I don’t understand it if that wasn’t enough
enough
enough Vicky also traveled back to rescue him
Vicky also traveled back to rescue him
Vicky also traveled back to rescue him ensuring the show’s reputation as
ensuring the show’s reputation as
ensuring the show’s reputation as ridiculous and laughable yeah I was
ridiculous and laughable yeah I was
ridiculous and laughable yeah I was beginning to think that you’re my
beginning to think that you’re my
beginning to think that you’re my great-granddaddy
great-granddaddy
great-granddaddy I ain’t got any damn son number five
I ain’t got any damn son number five
I ain’t got any damn son number five Timmy passions Timmy
that’s right Java we’re going to it –
that’s right Java we’re going to it – passions credit it never tried to be
passions credit it never tried to be
passions credit it never tried to be realistic like other shows on this list
realistic like other shows on this list
realistic like other shows on this list but Timmy is still inexcusable the show
but Timmy is still inexcusable the show
but Timmy is still inexcusable the show follows the paranormal adventures of the
follows the paranormal adventures of the
follows the paranormal adventures of the residents of harmony but Timmy is no
residents of harmony but Timmy is no
residents of harmony but Timmy is no regular resident he starts off as a doll
regular resident he starts off as a doll
regular resident he starts off as a doll made by resident which Kavitha Lennox
made by resident which Kavitha Lennox
made by resident which Kavitha Lennox and is brought to life through her
and is brought to life through her
and is brought to life through her magical powers to wreak havoc on the
magical powers to wreak havoc on the
magical powers to wreak havoc on the town
while the show also featured an
while the show also featured an orangutan acting like a human the doll
orangutan acting like a human the doll
orangutan acting like a human the doll turned devilish real boy was just a step
turned devilish real boy was just a step
turned devilish real boy was just a step too far into the outlandish even for
too far into the outlandish even for
too far into the outlandish even for this daytime drama
this daytime drama
this daytime drama Never Say Never Tim Tim uh-oh
Never Say Never Tim Tim uh-oh
Never Say Never Tim Tim uh-oh what are you thinking number four it was
what are you thinking number four it was
what are you thinking number four it was all a dream
all a dream
all a dream Dallas you know one of the things I love
Dallas you know one of the things I love
Dallas you know one of the things I love about you most is your sense of honour
about you most is your sense of honour
about you most is your sense of honour this soap opera follows Bobby Ewing and
this soap opera follows Bobby Ewing and
this soap opera follows Bobby Ewing and Pamela Barnes a married couple whose
Pamela Barnes a married couple whose
Pamela Barnes a married couple whose families are at odds with one another
in the season 8 finale Dallas shocked
in the season 8 finale Dallas shocked viewers by killing off Bobby only for
viewers by killing off Bobby only for
viewers by killing off Bobby only for him to return one season later the
him to return one season later the
him to return one season later the reason given was that all of season 9
reason given was that all of season 9
reason given was that all of season 9 was a dream dreamt up by Pam I could get
was a dream dreamt up by Pam I could get
was a dream dreamt up by Pam I could get sleep if I just keep Bobby this dream
sleep if I just keep Bobby this dream
sleep if I just keep Bobby this dream year caused understandable outrage as an
year caused understandable outrage as an
year caused understandable outrage as an entire season’s worth of progress was
entire season’s worth of progress was
entire season’s worth of progress was thrown out
behind the scenes it was said that
behind the scenes it was said that failing ratings is what caused them to
failing ratings is what caused them to
failing ratings is what caused them to seek Patrick Duffy’s return but really
seek Patrick Duffy’s return but really
seek Patrick Duffy’s return but really couldn’t they have integrated him back
couldn’t they have integrated him back
couldn’t they have integrated him back in a better way
number three the Riva clone guiding
number three the Riva clone guiding light I’m not going anywhere I belong
light I’m not going anywhere I belong
light I’m not going anywhere I belong here this is my house this show is the
here this is my house this show is the
here this is my house this show is the longest-running television drama in
longest-running television drama in
longest-running television drama in history but that doesn’t mean it’s
history but that doesn’t mean it’s
history but that doesn’t mean it’s stories are anything special in this
stories are anything special in this
stories are anything special in this storyline Reba’s husband believes her to
storyline Reba’s husband believes her to
storyline Reba’s husband believes her to have died in a plane crash so he has her
have died in a plane crash so he has her
have died in a plane crash so he has her cloned Josh Lewis I’d like you to meet
cloned Josh Lewis I’d like you to meet
cloned Josh Lewis I’d like you to meet Reva Shayne
if that wasn’t enough her clone turns
if that wasn’t enough her clone turns out to be evil and when the real Riva
out to be evil and when the real Riva
out to be evil and when the real Riva returns to Springfield her clone tries
returns to Springfield her clone tries
returns to Springfield her clone tries to kill her and take over her life sorry
to kill her and take over her life sorry
to kill her and take over her life sorry to spoil your night honey
to spoil your night honey
to spoil your night honey the storyline sounds like a decent
the storyline sounds like a decent
the storyline sounds like a decent science-fiction movie but in a soap
science-fiction movie but in a soap
science-fiction movie but in a soap opera about a quiet Midwestern town it
opera about a quiet Midwestern town it
opera about a quiet Midwestern town it is hilariously misplaced I do have heart
is hilariously misplaced I do have heart
is hilariously misplaced I do have heart I love you
you don’t even know what that means you
you don’t even know what that means you leave her alone
I told her that we take care of her
I told her that we take care of her number two
number two
number two General Hospital goes James Bond General
General Hospital goes James Bond General
General Hospital goes James Bond General Hospital
gh has had its fair share of silly
gh has had its fair share of silly storylines over the years including
storylines over the years including
storylines over the years including vampire doppelgangers and an alien
vampire doppelgangers and an alien
vampire doppelgangers and an alien posing as a human but this bond-esque
posing as a human but this bond-esque
posing as a human but this bond-esque story Trump’s them all Cassadine has
story Trump’s them all Cassadine has
story Trump’s them all Cassadine has always been a manager strict an enigma
always been a manager strict an enigma
always been a manager strict an enigma is the head of one of the most
is the head of one of the most
is the head of one of the most influential families in history and yet
influential families in history and yet
influential families in history and yet his life is a secret
his life is a secret
his life is a secret a man named Miko’s needs a special
a man named Miko’s needs a special
a man named Miko’s needs a special diamond for his weather machine and
diamond for his weather machine and
diamond for his weather machine and manufactures a blizzard in Port Charles
manufactures a blizzard in Port Charles
manufactures a blizzard in Port Charles to show the world a teaser of his larger
to show the world a teaser of his larger
to show the world a teaser of his larger plan of creating another Ice Age on
plan of creating another Ice Age on
plan of creating another Ice Age on earth watching of the code what
earth watching of the code what
earth watching of the code what instructions to the computer to put Port
instructions to the computer to put Port
instructions to the computer to put Port Charles into a total freeze it fits
Charles into a total freeze it fits
Charles into a total freeze it fits perfectly into a silly James Bond film
perfectly into a silly James Bond film
perfectly into a silly James Bond film but not in a dramatic show about
but not in a dramatic show about
but not in a dramatic show about small-town America before we look at our
small-town America before we look at our
small-town America before we look at our top pick here are some honorable
top pick here are some honorable
top pick here are some honorable mentions
if Patricia’s there’s unsavory I make a
if Patricia’s there’s unsavory I make a much better topic of conversation
number one marlenas demonic possession
number one marlenas demonic possession days of our lives this show about
days of our lives this show about
days of our lives this show about several separate families in the town of
several separate families in the town of
several separate families in the town of Salem has had some ridiculous stories
Salem has had some ridiculous stories
Salem has had some ridiculous stories over the years such as when Stefano was
over the years such as when Stefano was
over the years such as when Stefano was able to brainwash hope through a
able to brainwash hope through a
able to brainwash hope through a mind-control satellite bowling hope the
mind-control satellite bowling hope the
mind-control satellite bowling hope the perfect couple of those step of the ring
perfect couple of those step of the ring
perfect couple of those step of the ring wise hope into thinking she was a woman
wise hope into thinking she was a woman
wise hope into thinking she was a woman named Gina yeah we said brainwash but
named Gina yeah we said brainwash but
named Gina yeah we said brainwash but it’s marlenas demonic possession that is
it’s marlenas demonic possession that is
it’s marlenas demonic possession that is simply unforgivable hoping to ratchet up
simply unforgivable hoping to ratchet up
simply unforgivable hoping to ratchet up the drama the writers decided it would
the drama the writers decided it would
the drama the writers decided it would be a good idea for Marlena to become
be a good idea for Marlena to become
be a good idea for Marlena to become possessed by the devil himself thanks to
possessed by the devil himself thanks to
possessed by the devil himself thanks to the masterminding of the ever evil
the masterminding of the ever evil
the masterminding of the ever evil Stefano of course the cause isn’t
Stefano of course the cause isn’t
Stefano of course the cause isn’t physical John NIDA is the solution I pay
physical John NIDA is the solution I pay
physical John NIDA is the solution I pay her sip cite her possession gave her
her sip cite her possession gave her
her sip cite her possession gave her super strength the ability to fly and
super strength the ability to fly and
super strength the ability to fly and even the ability to turn into a panther
yeah we don’t know what they were
yeah we don’t know what they were thinking either look it’s over now
thinking either look it’s over now
thinking either look it’s over now that’s what the rain means it’s over
that’s what the rain means it’s over
that’s what the rain means it’s over this whole terrible ordeal is over do
this whole terrible ordeal is over do
this whole terrible ordeal is over do you agree with our list I’ve given that
you agree with our list I’ve given that
you agree with our list I’ve given that considerable thought but you appear to
considerable thought but you appear to
considerable thought but you appear to be quite dosel now what soap opera
be quite dosel now what soap opera
be quite dosel now what soap opera moment do you think is the most
moment do you think is the most
moment do you think is the most ridiculous you won’t like it and you
ridiculous you won’t like it and you
ridiculous you won’t like it and you won’t win for more hilarious top 10s
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