it’s never good when you’re playing a game and you’re just hoping that nobody
game and you’re just hoping that nobody
game and you’re just hoping that nobody you know walks into the room to witness
you know walks into the room to witness
you know walks into the room to witness the on screen embarrassment
the on screen embarrassment
the on screen embarrassment oh sweet maker Cullen how’s it going
oh sweet maker Cullen how’s it going
oh sweet maker Cullen how’s it going welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top ten awkward video game cutscenes wait
ten awkward video game cutscenes wait
ten awkward video game cutscenes wait for me for this list we’ve selected ten
for me for this list we’ve selected ten
for me for this list we’ve selected ten of the most cringe-worthy video game
of the most cringe-worthy video game
of the most cringe-worthy video game cutscenes there might be spoilers ahead
cutscenes there might be spoilers ahead
cutscenes there might be spoilers ahead but in this case maybe that’s for the
but in this case maybe that’s for the
but in this case maybe that’s for the best
best
best so you don’t accidentally stumble upon
so you don’t accidentally stumble upon
so you don’t accidentally stumble upon these scenes yourselves you must die
these scenes yourselves you must die
these scenes yourselves you must die number ten life-extending crystals Artin
number ten life-extending crystals Artin
number ten life-extending crystals Artin elico melody of elem eeeh I can’t
elico melody of elem eeeh I can’t
elico melody of elem eeeh I can’t believe it this has never happened
believe it this has never happened
believe it this has never happened before there’s probably no better
before there’s probably no better
before there’s probably no better example of shameless sexual innuendo in
example of shameless sexual innuendo in
example of shameless sexual innuendo in video games than our toon elico a series
video games than our toon elico a series
video games than our toon elico a series of anime inspired RPGs you still need to
of anime inspired RPGs you still need to
of anime inspired RPGs you still need to administer the life-extending age
administer the life-extending age
administer the life-extending age much of the game story centers on the
much of the game story centers on the
much of the game story centers on the rave a tails an all-female race of
rave a tails an all-female race of
rave a tails an all-female race of genetically engineered robots that can
genetically engineered robots that can
genetically engineered robots that can transform sound into energy I don’t care
transform sound into energy I don’t care
transform sound into energy I don’t care what they are let’s go Ravens need to
what they are let’s go Ravens need to
what they are let’s go Ravens need to apply special life-extending crystals to
apply special life-extending crystals to
apply special life-extending crystals to themselves through ports on their bodies
themselves through ports on their bodies
themselves through ports on their bodies you can probably imagine what happens
you can probably imagine what happens
you can probably imagine what happens next
next
next okay then turn around here’s a hint it
okay then turn around here’s a hint it
okay then turn around here’s a hint it involves a lot of scenes where the
involves a lot of scenes where the
involves a lot of scenes where the protagonist has to insert crystals into
protagonist has to insert crystals into
protagonist has to insert crystals into the conveniently placed ports on his
the conveniently placed ports on his
the conveniently placed ports on his female companions
female companions
female companions yikes this crystal is the life-extending
yikes this crystal is the life-extending
yikes this crystal is the life-extending agent so big number nine cave scene male
agent so big number nine cave scene male
agent so big number nine cave scene male Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater when this
Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater when this
Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater when this missions over you’ll have to treat me to
missions over you’ll have to treat me to
missions over you’ll have to treat me to a nice dinner for all of the deserved
a nice dinner for all of the deserved
a nice dinner for all of the deserved accolades the Metal Gear Solid series
accolades the Metal Gear Solid series
accolades the Metal Gear Solid series receives from critics we just got to
receives from critics we just got to
receives from critics we just got to make one thing clear
make one thing clear
make one thing clear sometimes the writing can be
sometimes the writing can be
sometimes the writing can be cringe-worthy want some no thanks
cringe-worthy want some no thanks
cringe-worthy want some no thanks but considering that 70% of the games
but considering that 70% of the games
but considering that 70% of the games are dialogue it makes sense that some
are dialogue it makes sense that some
are dialogue it makes sense that some stinkers would slip through I can’t say
stinkers would slip through I can’t say
stinkers would slip through I can’t say it feels good but it’s my job a
it feels good but it’s my job a
it feels good but it’s my job a combination of weird sexually charged
combination of weird sexually charged
combination of weird sexually charged dialogue cheesy butterfly imagery and an
dialogue cheesy butterfly imagery and an
dialogue cheesy butterfly imagery and an even cheesier soft romantic vocal track
even cheesier soft romantic vocal track
even cheesier soft romantic vocal track in the background make the cave
in the background make the cave
in the background make the cave interaction between Ava and snake so
interaction between Ava and snake so
interaction between Ava and snake so awkward don’t like snakes not for dinner
awkward don’t like snakes not for dinner
awkward don’t like snakes not for dinner plus if you don’t remove snakes
plus if you don’t remove snakes
plus if you don’t remove snakes transmitter you get a pretty funny but
transmitter you get a pretty funny but
transmitter you get a pretty funny but uncomfortable
uncomfortable
uncomfortable see while Eva removes it for him there a
see while Eva removes it for him there a
see while Eva removes it for him there a transmitter number 8 pole dancing
transmitter number 8 pole dancing
transmitter number 8 pole dancing sequences Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
okay so let’s be real the dead or alive
okay so let’s be real the dead or alive extreme series as a whole is ludicrously
extreme series as a whole is ludicrously
extreme series as a whole is ludicrously cringe-worthy these tedious exercises in
cringe-worthy these tedious exercises in
cringe-worthy these tedious exercises in fanservice are almost pointless except
fanservice are almost pointless except
fanservice are almost pointless except for giving gamers endless fortuitous
for giving gamers endless fortuitous
for giving gamers endless fortuitous shots of their favorite well-endowed
shots of their favorite well-endowed
shots of their favorite well-endowed deader live babes but if we had to pick
deader live babes but if we had to pick
deader live babes but if we had to pick one specifically embarrassing scene then
one specifically embarrassing scene then
one specifically embarrassing scene then it would have to be the legendary pole
it would have to be the legendary pole
it would have to be the legendary pole dancing sequences in these scenes the
dancing sequences in these scenes the
dancing sequences in these scenes the characters perform a ridiculously
characters perform a ridiculously
characters perform a ridiculously sexualized pole dance wearing whatever
sexualized pole dance wearing whatever
sexualized pole dance wearing whatever tiny bikini your heart desires try
tiny bikini your heart desires try
tiny bikini your heart desires try explaining this to your significant
explaining this to your significant
explaining this to your significant other just try it
number seven Yoona and Titus laughing
number seven Yoona and Titus laughing Final Fantasy 10 come on show me Final
Final Fantasy 10 come on show me Final
Final Fantasy 10 come on show me Final Fantasy 10 is filled with interesting
Fantasy 10 is filled with interesting
Fantasy 10 is filled with interesting characters and unique settings some of
characters and unique settings some of
characters and unique settings some of the cutscenes are amazing the first time
the cutscenes are amazing the first time
the cutscenes are amazing the first time Cinna TACT’s it’s pretty mind-blowing
Cinna TACT’s it’s pretty mind-blowing
Cinna TACT’s it’s pretty mind-blowing but like most JRPGs there’s some really
but like most JRPGs there’s some really
but like most JRPGs there’s some really really awkward stuff as well want to
really awkward stuff as well want to
really awkward stuff as well want to scream hmm I really don’t think that’s
scream hmm I really don’t think that’s
scream hmm I really don’t think that’s gonna help this time the most famously
gonna help this time the most famously
gonna help this time the most famously unwatchable scene is the tightest and
unwatchable scene is the tightest and
unwatchable scene is the tightest and Yuna fake laughter see Yoona and titus
Yuna fake laughter see Yoona and titus
Yuna fake laughter see Yoona and titus are in the midst of a budding romance
are in the midst of a budding romance
are in the midst of a budding romance stuck in a dangerous world where they
stuck in a dangerous world where they
stuck in a dangerous world where they are the only hope for peace and all they
are the only hope for peace and all they
are the only hope for peace and all they can do is the sentiment is nice but the
can do is the sentiment is nice but the
can do is the sentiment is nice but the writing is just terrible and the acting
writing is just terrible and the acting
writing is just terrible and the acting is wooden you probably shouldn’t laugh
is wooden you probably shouldn’t laugh
is wooden you probably shouldn’t laugh anymore it’s so odd that you can even
anymore it’s so odd that you can even
anymore it’s so odd that you can even see wakka and Lulu giving them Liston
see wakka and Lulu giving them Liston
see wakka and Lulu giving them Liston guy in the background number 6 Tali
guy in the background number 6 Tali
guy in the background number 6 Tali singing Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC every
singing Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC every
singing Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC every time my friends and I had a sleep of it
time my friends and I had a sleep of it
time my friends and I had a sleep of it we memorized the lyrics from the musical
we memorized the lyrics from the musical
we memorized the lyrics from the musical the acting in Bioware’s flagship Dragon
the acting in Bioware’s flagship Dragon
the acting in Bioware’s flagship Dragon Age and Mass Effect series is usually
Age and Mass Effect series is usually
Age and Mass Effect series is usually pretty good but once in a while we can
pretty good but once in a while we can
pretty good but once in a while we can get some confusing embarrassing stuff
get some confusing embarrassing stuff
get some confusing embarrassing stuff I’ll make sure this stays just between
I’ll make sure this stays just between
I’ll make sure this stays just between us we could talk about the stilted sex
us we could talk about the stilted sex
us we could talk about the stilted sex scenes but that’s too easy the real
scenes but that’s too easy the real
scenes but that’s too easy the real culprits are the singing scenes
culprits are the singing scenes
culprits are the singing scenes works for me Lilliana song Dragon Age
works for me Lilliana song Dragon Age
works for me Lilliana song Dragon Age Inquisition comes to mind but even worse
Inquisition comes to mind but even worse
Inquisition comes to mind but even worse is Tally’s in Mass Effect 3 Citadel if
is Tally’s in Mass Effect 3 Citadel if
is Tally’s in Mass Effect 3 Citadel if this was supposed to be extremely corny
this was supposed to be extremely corny
this was supposed to be extremely corny then boy did Bioware ever succeed
the scene would have been awkward in a
the scene would have been awkward in a rom-com with normal human characters but
rom-com with normal human characters but
rom-com with normal human characters but in a video game space opera where one of
in a video game space opera where one of
in a video game space opera where one of them is a space alien it’s agonizing
number five swim this way Kingdom Hearts
number five swim this way Kingdom Hearts twos for the most part Kingdom Hearts
twos for the most part Kingdom Hearts
twos for the most part Kingdom Hearts does a great job of vibrantly immersing
does a great job of vibrantly immersing
does a great job of vibrantly immersing you in some classic Disney settings some
you in some classic Disney settings some
you in some classic Disney settings some of these work better than others however
of these work better than others however
of these work better than others however Oh
Oh
Oh Atlantica the setting based on the
Atlantica the setting based on the
Atlantica the setting based on the Little Mermaid property brings with it a
Little Mermaid property brings with it a
Little Mermaid property brings with it a tutorial song swim this way
unfortunately the song doesn’t nearly
unfortunately the song doesn’t nearly match up to the Disney classics and is
match up to the Disney classics and is
match up to the Disney classics and is actually well it’s terrible it seems
actually well it’s terrible it seems
actually well it’s terrible it seems like nobody can keep a harmony and it
like nobody can keep a harmony and it
like nobody can keep a harmony and it goes on for way too long
goes on for way too long
goes on for way too long plus the whole zone is relegated to a
plus the whole zone is relegated to a
plus the whole zone is relegated to a QuickTime event and that’s adding insult
QuickTime event and that’s adding insult
QuickTime event and that’s adding insult to awkwardness a musical for everyone to
to awkwardness a musical for everyone to
to awkwardness a musical for everyone to have a lot of Finny bug number four
have a lot of Finny bug number four
have a lot of Finny bug number four Welch vineyard meets Bacchus and edge
Welch vineyard meets Bacchus and edge
Welch vineyard meets Bacchus and edge Star Ocean
Star Ocean
Star Ocean The Last Hope is there something the
The Last Hope is there something the
The Last Hope is there something the matter master ah the Star Ocean games as
matter master ah the Star Ocean games as
matter master ah the Star Ocean games as a whole are filled with trite awkward
a whole are filled with trite awkward
a whole are filled with trite awkward dialogue and weird sexual innuendo but
dialogue and weird sexual innuendo but
dialogue and weird sexual innuendo but there’s probably nothing stranger than
there’s probably nothing stranger than
there’s probably nothing stranger than the meeting between Welch Bacchus and
the meeting between Welch Bacchus and
the meeting between Welch Bacchus and edge okay I’m getting more and more
edge okay I’m getting more and more
edge okay I’m getting more and more confused here beyond the strangeness of
confused here beyond the strangeness of
confused here beyond the strangeness of Welsh dressing up as different sexy
Welsh dressing up as different sexy
Welsh dressing up as different sexy representations of historical time
representations of historical time
representations of historical time periods to impress Bacchus
periods to impress Bacchus
periods to impress Bacchus there are also weird incestuous
there are also weird incestuous
there are also weird incestuous undertones that we’d rather not go into
undertones that we’d rather not go into
undertones that we’d rather not go into oh now that you mention it but then
oh now that you mention it but then
oh now that you mention it but then again who the hell thought someone
again who the hell thought someone
again who the hell thought someone saying try Lala I love you big brother
saying try Lala I love you big brother
saying try Lala I love you big brother while wearing underwear on a t-shirt
while wearing underwear on a t-shirt
while wearing underwear on a t-shirt would be a good idea number three the
would be a good idea number three the
would be a good idea number three the dry humping scenes ride to hell
dry humping scenes ride to hell
dry humping scenes ride to hell retribution
lots of games like God of War for
lots of games like God of War for example include sexy but without fail
example include sexy but without fail
example include sexy but without fail they’re always pretty cringe inducing
but God of War and Dragon Age are all
but God of War and Dragon Age are all triple-a games
triple-a games
triple-a games so things get even worse when a crappy
so things get even worse when a crappy
so things get even worse when a crappy small budget glitchy game like ride to
small budget glitchy game like ride to
small budget glitchy game like ride to hell tries its hand at on-screen
hell tries its hand at on-screen
hell tries its hand at on-screen intercourse okay girls who’s ready for
intercourse okay girls who’s ready for
intercourse okay girls who’s ready for round two these are the worst video game
round two these are the worst video game
round two these are the worst video game sex scenes of all time Bar None I really
sex scenes of all time Bar None I really
sex scenes of all time Bar None I really don’t know I’m sorry the cheesy 80s
don’t know I’m sorry the cheesy 80s
don’t know I’m sorry the cheesy 80s porno soundtrack the ugly wooden
porno soundtrack the ugly wooden
porno soundtrack the ugly wooden character models the fact that they
character models the fact that they
character models the fact that they remain fully clothed oh this game is a
remain fully clothed oh this game is a
remain fully clothed oh this game is a mess
mess
mess I was gonna get ugly you saved us number
I was gonna get ugly you saved us number
I was gonna get ugly you saved us number two
two
two Sonic’s human girlfriend Sonic the
Sonic’s human girlfriend Sonic the
Sonic’s human girlfriend Sonic the Hedgehog your smile that’s all I need
Hedgehog your smile that’s all I need
Hedgehog your smile that’s all I need furiosa Saiga you really had to go there
furiosa Saiga you really had to go there
furiosa Saiga you really had to go there the Sonic series originally one of the
the Sonic series originally one of the
the Sonic series originally one of the landmark 16-bit platformers has been
landmark 16-bit platformers has been
landmark 16-bit platformers has been riddled with an almost endless string of
riddled with an almost endless string of
riddled with an almost endless string of strange decision choices since launching
strange decision choices since launching
strange decision choices since launching into 3d I’m afraid our little game games
into 3d I’m afraid our little game games
into 3d I’m afraid our little game games now but nothing was more confusing or
now but nothing was more confusing or
now but nothing was more confusing or embarrassing than the bizarre choice to
embarrassing than the bizarre choice to
embarrassing than the bizarre choice to include a classic damsel in distress in
include a classic damsel in distress in
include a classic damsel in distress in 2006’s Sonic reboot it sounds like being
2006’s Sonic reboot it sounds like being
2006’s Sonic reboot it sounds like being a princess isn’t that easy
a princess isn’t that easy
a princess isn’t that easy then things start getting a little
then things start getting a little
then things start getting a little romantic and we’re left with one of the
romantic and we’re left with one of the
romantic and we’re left with one of the weirdest scenes in the history of gaming
weirdest scenes in the history of gaming
weirdest scenes in the history of gaming a kiss between Sonic and anthropomorphic
a kiss between Sonic and anthropomorphic
a kiss between Sonic and anthropomorphic Hedgehog and a human princess named
Hedgehog and a human princess named
Hedgehog and a human princess named Elise it’s just you before we unveil our
Elise it’s just you before we unveil our
Elise it’s just you before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable
top pick here are a few honorable mentions link go to gamilon and find my
mentions link go to gamilon and find my
mentions link go to gamilon and find my father three i can’t wait to bomb some
father three i can’t wait to bomb some
father three i can’t wait to bomb some dodongos reckon my
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner see you tomorrow
dinner dinner see you tomorrow
dinner dinner see you tomorrow tom stops how do you do
tom stops how do you do
tom stops how do you do number one everything resident evil’ the
number one everything resident evil’ the
number one everything resident evil’ the original release of this storied horror
original release of this storied horror
original release of this storied horror franchise was filled with some of the
franchise was filled with some of the
franchise was filled with some of the most hilariously bad cutscenes in the
most hilariously bad cutscenes in the
most hilariously bad cutscenes in the history of gaming that was too close
history of gaming that was too close
history of gaming that was too close you were almost a Jill sandwich you’re
you were almost a Jill sandwich you’re
you were almost a Jill sandwich you’re right the game featured in game
right the game featured in game
right the game featured in game cutscenes but also some really puzzling
cutscenes but also some really puzzling
cutscenes but also some really puzzling live-action sequences that look like a
live-action sequences that look like a
live-action sequences that look like a shoestring budget b-movie late-night
shoestring budget b-movie late-night
shoestring budget b-movie late-night horror flick ah the dialogue was so
horror flick ah the dialogue was so
horror flick ah the dialogue was so crappy that Capcom rewrote all of it in
crappy that Capcom rewrote all of it in
crappy that Capcom rewrote all of it in subsequent releases of Resident Evil
subsequent releases of Resident Evil
subsequent releases of Resident Evil there are terrible demons ouch
there are terrible demons ouch
there are terrible demons ouch at least it spawned some classic
at least it spawned some classic
at least it spawned some classic hilarious videogame memes but seriously
hilarious videogame memes but seriously
hilarious videogame memes but seriously the cutscenes in this game almost
the cutscenes in this game almost
the cutscenes in this game almost completely ruined the immersion here’s a
completely ruined the immersion here’s a
completely ruined the immersion here’s a lockpick it might be handy if you the
lockpick it might be handy if you the
lockpick it might be handy if you the master of unlocking taken with you can
master of unlocking taken with you can
master of unlocking taken with you can you agree with our list did we forget
you agree with our list did we forget
you agree with our list did we forget any awkward video game cutscenes for
any awkward video game cutscenes for
any awkward video game cutscenes for more top 10s that are masters of
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