
[Music] they might not be real religions but
they might not be real religions but
they might not be real religions but we’d still place our faith in them I’m
we’d still place our faith in them I’m
we’d still place our faith in them I’m sorry but I’m it doesn’t matter man
sorry but I’m it doesn’t matter man
sorry but I’m it doesn’t matter man brain ecology is for everyone
brain ecology is for everyone
brain ecology is for everyone their brains houses who are Catholics
their brains houses who are Catholics
their brains houses who are Catholics Buddhists why even cow here is a goddamn
Buddhists why even cow here is a goddamn
Buddhists why even cow here is a goddamn Jew welcome to watchmojo.com and today
Jew welcome to watchmojo.com and today
Jew welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the
we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 fictional religions in movies and
top 10 fictional religions in movies and
top 10 fictional religions in movies and TV why don’t you try the Church of
TV why don’t you try the Church of
TV why don’t you try the Church of practical adji they love movie stars
practical adji they love movie stars
practical adji they love movie stars they already turned me down I’m still
they already turned me down I’m still
they already turned me down I’m still not sure what happened I believe the
not sure what happened I believe the
not sure what happened I believe the moon doesn’t exist I believe that
moon doesn’t exist I believe that
moon doesn’t exist I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest
vampires are the world’s greatest
vampires are the world’s greatest officer for this list we’re taking a
officer for this list we’re taking a
officer for this list we’re taking a look at spiritual belief systems from
look at spiritual belief systems from
look at spiritual belief systems from film and TV universes with the most
film and TV universes with the most
film and TV universes with the most intriguing lore practices and leaders in
intriguing lore practices and leaders in
intriguing lore practices and leaders in that case my immortality deal number 10
that case my immortality deal number 10
that case my immortality deal number 10 potato-ism dinosaurs a giant magic
potato-ism dinosaurs a giant magic
potato-ism dinosaurs a giant magic flying potato swoops down makes a few
flying potato swoops down makes a few
flying potato swoops down makes a few magical gestures bing bang boom universe
magical gestures bing bang boom universe
magical gestures bing bang boom universe even before Jesus Moses or any human
even before Jesus Moses or any human
even before Jesus Moses or any human religious figures hit the scene God’s
religious figures hit the scene God’s
religious figures hit the scene God’s creatures were contemplating the purpose
creatures were contemplating the purpose
creatures were contemplating the purpose of their creation it’s decided potato
of their creation it’s decided potato
of their creation it’s decided potato ism is the source of all answers to the
ism is the source of all answers to the
ism is the source of all answers to the great questions of life after baby
great questions of life after baby
great questions of life after baby Sinclair asks a controversial question
Sinclair asks a controversial question
Sinclair asks a controversial question the council of elders decides to give
the council of elders decides to give
the council of elders decides to give dinosaur kind a straightforward answer
dinosaur kind a straightforward answer
dinosaur kind a straightforward answer they came from an all-knowing potato
they came from an all-knowing potato
they came from an all-knowing potato dinosaurs and all living things were
dinosaurs and all living things were
dinosaurs and all living things were created by the great potato an
created by the great potato an
created by the great potato an omnipotent all-knowing starchy tuber who
omnipotent all-knowing starchy tuber who
omnipotent all-knowing starchy tuber who rules the universe although some accept
rules the universe although some accept
rules the universe although some accept this idea with zero questions asked
this idea with zero questions asked
this idea with zero questions asked others need a little more convincing I
others need a little more convincing I
others need a little more convincing I realize we’ve all just been introduced
realize we’ve all just been introduced
realize we’ve all just been introduced to potato-ism and many of you have
to potato-ism and many of you have
to potato-ism and many of you have questions done right in a story that
questions done right in a story that
questions done right in a story that mixes great satire with great wisdom the
mixes great satire with great wisdom the
mixes great satire with great wisdom the dinosaurs learned that religion isn’t
dinosaurs learned that religion isn’t
dinosaurs learned that religion isn’t about easy solutions or forcing your
about easy solutions or forcing your
about easy solutions or forcing your opinions on others it’s about finding
opinions on others it’s about finding
opinions on others it’s about finding the truth in oneself number 9 origin
the truth in oneself number 9 origin
the truth in oneself number 9 origin stargate sg1 oh hello
stargate sg1 oh hello
stargate sg1 oh hello [Music]
since Stargate is largely about seeking
since Stargate is largely about seeking answers by crossing into the unknown
answers by crossing into the unknown
answers by crossing into the unknown it’s natural that the franchise would
it’s natural that the franchise would
it’s natural that the franchise would work in some commentary on religion Oh
work in some commentary on religion Oh
work in some commentary on religion Oh greatness that is the RI you guide us
greatness that is the RI you guide us
greatness that is the RI you guide us and give meaning to our daily lives we
and give meaning to our daily lives we
and give meaning to our daily lives we beseech you give us strength throughout
beseech you give us strength throughout
beseech you give us strength throughout the final two seasons of Stargate sg-1
the final two seasons of Stargate sg-1
the final two seasons of Stargate sg-1 our protagonists find new enemies in the
our protagonists find new enemies in the
our protagonists find new enemies in the or I with superior technology and
or I with superior technology and
or I with superior technology and intelligence they attempt to pass
intelligence they attempt to pass
intelligence they attempt to pass themselves off as gods what if these
themselves off as gods what if these
themselves off as gods what if these gods they all right people left behind
gods they all right people left behind
gods they all right people left behind by little turns you think they have
by little turns you think they have
by little turns you think they have Center it’s possible their religion
Center it’s possible their religion
Center it’s possible their religion known as origin makes leeway for
known as origin makes leeway for
known as origin makes leeway for intriguing new characters backstories
intriguing new characters backstories
intriguing new characters backstories and discussions concerning what makes a
and discussions concerning what makes a
and discussions concerning what makes a god
god
god some believe the fact that we’ve not yet
some believe the fact that we’ve not yet
some believe the fact that we’ve not yet been discovered is further proof that
been discovered is further proof that
been discovered is further proof that the or I are not all-powerful and
the or I are not all-powerful and
the or I are not all-powerful and all-knowing the or I might be ascended
all-knowing the or I might be ascended
all-knowing the or I might be ascended beings but they too are mere mortals in
beings but they too are mere mortals in
beings but they too are mere mortals in a universe of boundless possibilities
a universe of boundless possibilities
a universe of boundless possibilities hello to the children of the RI
hello to the children of the RI
hello to the children of the RI [Music]
number eight Church of the Fonz Family
number eight Church of the Fonz Family Guy
Guy
Guy i Peter Griffin hereby established the
i Peter Griffin hereby established the
i Peter Griffin hereby established the first United Church of the Fonz Arthur
first United Church of the Fonz Arthur
first United Church of the Fonz Arthur Fonzarelli seemingly has all the power
Fonzarelli seemingly has all the power
Fonzarelli seemingly has all the power of a God able to pick up chicks with a
of a God able to pick up chicks with a
of a God able to pick up chicks with a snap fix a jukebox with a slam of his
snap fix a jukebox with a slam of his
snap fix a jukebox with a slam of his fist and jump over a shark this is how a
fist and jump over a shark this is how a
fist and jump over a shark this is how a crab walks it sure is Fonzie be praised
crab walks it sure is Fonzie be praised
crab walks it sure is Fonzie be praised in this hilarious episode of Family Guy
in this hilarious episode of Family Guy
in this hilarious episode of Family Guy Peter spreads the wise teachings of his
Peter spreads the wise teachings of his
Peter spreads the wise teachings of his TV Savior by starting the Church of the
TV Savior by starting the Church of the
TV Savior by starting the Church of the Fonz all things are possible through the
Fonz all things are possible through the
Fonz all things are possible through the Lord God Arthur Fonzarelli son so you’re
Lord God Arthur Fonzarelli son so you’re
Lord God Arthur Fonzarelli son so you’re really going through with us absolutely
really going through with us absolutely
really going through with us absolutely however his religion inevitably disbands
however his religion inevitably disbands
however his religion inevitably disbands in favor of churches dedicated to George
in favor of churches dedicated to George
in favor of churches dedicated to George Jefferson and Captain Stubing hi I’m
Jefferson and Captain Stubing hi I’m
Jefferson and Captain Stubing hi I’m Gavin McCloud and I’ve just established
Gavin McCloud and I’ve just established
Gavin McCloud and I’ve just established the Church of Captain Stubing who wants
the Church of Captain Stubing who wants
the Church of Captain Stubing who wants to come on board Kirk Cameron meanwhile
to come on board Kirk Cameron meanwhile
to come on board Kirk Cameron meanwhile converts the rest to Christianity oh
converts the rest to Christianity oh
converts the rest to Christianity oh great you here to convert people to the
great you here to convert people to the
great you here to convert people to the Church of Mike Seaver no I’m here to
Church of Mike Seaver no I’m here to
Church of Mike Seaver no I’m here to convert people to Christianity was on
convert people to Christianity was on
convert people to Christianity was on growing pains in the end however Peter
growing pains in the end however Peter
growing pains in the end however Peter does reach at least one soul
does reach at least one soul
does reach at least one soul [Music]
one two three o’clock four o’clock rough
one two three o’clock four o’clock rough number seven movement Arianism The
number seven movement Arianism The
number seven movement Arianism The Simpsons what I’ve joined a movement
Simpsons what I’ve joined a movement
Simpsons what I’ve joined a movement Aryan and so we have all of you we what
Aryan and so we have all of you we what
Aryan and so we have all of you we what when Springfield’s taken over by a new
when Springfield’s taken over by a new
when Springfield’s taken over by a new religious movement named movement
religious movement named movement
religious movement named movement Arianism almost the entire town is
Arianism almost the entire town is
Arianism almost the entire town is brainwashed into thinking the almighty
brainwashed into thinking the almighty
brainwashed into thinking the almighty leader will take them to the planet of
leader will take them to the planet of
leader will take them to the planet of bliss Dona a new and better life awaits
bliss Dona a new and better life awaits
bliss Dona a new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet bliss
you on our distant home planet bliss
you on our distant home planet bliss Tonia hmm with her family duped it’s up
Tonia hmm with her family duped it’s up
Tonia hmm with her family duped it’s up to March to open their eyes my entire
to March to open their eyes my entire
to March to open their eyes my entire family has been taken in by the evil
family has been taken in by the evil
family has been taken in by the evil movement Aryans much of the humor is
movement Aryans much of the humor is
movement Aryans much of the humor is derived from the fact that movement
derived from the fact that movement
derived from the fact that movement arianism isn’t all too different from
arianism isn’t all too different from
arianism isn’t all too different from the actual body of beliefs practiced by
the actual body of beliefs practiced by
the actual body of beliefs practiced by the unification Church the People’s
the unification Church the People’s
the unification Church the People’s Temple and even Scientology would you
Temple and even Scientology would you
Temple and even Scientology would you surrender yourself to the movement
surrender yourself to the movement
surrender yourself to the movement Aryans you are guaranteed a perfect life
Aryans you are guaranteed a perfect life
Aryans you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity love and loving serenity not
of serenity love and loving serenity not
of serenity love and loving serenity not a guarantee loving serenity it’s about
a guarantee loving serenity it’s about
a guarantee loving serenity it’s about damn time as clever as it is funny this
damn time as clever as it is funny this
damn time as clever as it is funny this episode of The Simpsons will have you
episode of The Simpsons will have you
episode of The Simpsons will have you laughing thinking and singing no no no
laughing thinking and singing no no no
laughing thinking and singing no no no no no no not a leader no no no no no not
no no no not a leader no no no no no not
no no no not a leader no no no no no not a leader number six the Navi religion
a leader number six the Navi religion
a leader number six the Navi religion avatar Navi say that every person is
avatar Navi say that every person is
avatar Navi say that every person is born twice
the second time when you earn your place
the second time when you earn your place among the people forever although he
among the people forever although he
among the people forever although he arguably could have put more thought
arguably could have put more thought
arguably could have put more thought into the story of Avatar James Cameron
into the story of Avatar James Cameron
into the story of Avatar James Cameron fully committed himself to making the
fully committed himself to making the
fully committed himself to making the Navi species as fleshed out as possible
Navi species as fleshed out as possible
Navi species as fleshed out as possible with their own distinctive culture
with their own distinctive culture
with their own distinctive culture language and religions sweetie he
language and religions sweetie he
language and religions sweetie he brought the plans together in a time of
brought the plans together in a time of
brought the plans together in a time of great sorrow surprise surprise the
great sorrow surprise surprise the
great sorrow surprise surprise the knobby spiritual beliefs are largely
knobby spiritual beliefs are largely
knobby spiritual beliefs are largely connected to nature the wealth of this
connected to nature the wealth of this
connected to nature the wealth of this world isn’t in the ground it’s all
world isn’t in the ground it’s all
world isn’t in the ground it’s all around us the Navi know that and they
around us the Navi know that and they
around us the Navi know that and they are fighting to defend it their goddess
are fighting to defend it their goddess
are fighting to defend it their goddess is a mysterious force named eywa who
is a mysterious force named eywa who
is a mysterious force named eywa who keeps Pandora’s ecosystem balanced we
keeps Pandora’s ecosystem balanced we
keeps Pandora’s ecosystem balanced we automated before a WA it system even
automated before a WA it system even
automated before a WA it system even with all the myths presented in Avatar
with all the myths presented in Avatar
with all the myths presented in Avatar it still feels like we’ve only scratched
it still feels like we’ve only scratched
it still feels like we’ve only scratched the surface of this rich world making us
the surface of this rich world making us
the surface of this rich world making us even more eager for its anticipated
even more eager for its anticipated
even more eager for its anticipated sequels
sequels
sequels what are you cold jakesully number 5 the
what are you cold jakesully number 5 the
what are you cold jakesully number 5 the way of the prophets Star Trek Deep Space
way of the prophets Star Trek Deep Space
way of the prophets Star Trek Deep Space nine I’m merely fulfilling the will of
nine I’m merely fulfilling the will of
nine I’m merely fulfilling the will of the prophets how do you know that while
the prophets how do you know that while
the prophets how do you know that while Star Trek typically sides with science
Star Trek typically sides with science
Star Trek typically sides with science over religion Deep Space 9 puts a
over religion Deep Space 9 puts a
over religion Deep Space 9 puts a surprisingly large emphasis on
surprisingly large emphasis on
surprisingly large emphasis on spiritualities benefits but I contacted
spiritualities benefits but I contacted
spiritualities benefits but I contacted the University they told me you were on
the University they told me you were on
the University they told me you were on a spiritual retreat you know always
a spiritual retreat you know always
a spiritual retreat you know always searching for answers much of the series
searching for answers much of the series
searching for answers much of the series devotes focused to the Bajoran a society
devotes focused to the Bajoran a society
devotes focused to the Bajoran a society that trusts in a group of wormhole
that trusts in a group of wormhole
that trusts in a group of wormhole aliens thought to be prophets true
aliens thought to be prophets true
aliens thought to be prophets true enough but I wasn’t the first one to
enough but I wasn’t the first one to
enough but I wasn’t the first one to find the wormhole or to meet the
find the wormhole or to meet the
find the wormhole or to meet the prophets of Kauravas over time Starfleet
prophets of Kauravas over time Starfleet
prophets of Kauravas over time Starfleet commander Benjamin Sisko forms a
commander Benjamin Sisko forms a
commander Benjamin Sisko forms a connection with the so called prophets
connection with the so called prophets
connection with the so called prophets learning some enlightening truths about
learning some enlightening truths about
learning some enlightening truths about them and himself
them and himself
them and himself we must reclaim what we were and follow
we must reclaim what we were and follow
we must reclaim what we were and follow the path the prophets have laid out for
the path the prophets have laid out for
the path the prophets have laid out for us like any religion the way of the
us like any religion the way of the
us like any religion the way of the prophets isn’t without controversies but
prophets isn’t without controversies but
prophets isn’t without controversies but its teachings regarding charity humility
its teachings regarding charity humility
its teachings regarding charity humility and faith do offer a virtuous way of
and faith do offer a virtuous way of
and faith do offer a virtuous way of life as if you needed the help
life as if you needed the help
life as if you needed the help Maurice what are the three
Maurice what are the three
Maurice what are the three to enlightenment and the answer charity
to enlightenment and the answer charity
to enlightenment and the answer charity humility and faith number four the
humility and faith number four the
humility and faith number four the Thuggee cult Indiana Jones and the
Thuggee cult Indiana Jones and the
Thuggee cult Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom the second entry in the
Temple of Doom the second entry in the
Temple of Doom the second entry in the Indiana Jones series might not have the
Indiana Jones series might not have the
Indiana Jones series might not have the most accurate representation of the
most accurate representation of the
most accurate representation of the real-life thuggy assassins regardless
real-life thuggy assassins regardless
real-life thuggy assassins regardless the filmmakers approach does make for
the filmmakers approach does make for
the filmmakers approach does make for fun storytelling not to mention one
fun storytelling not to mention one
fun storytelling not to mention one scary villain the site of Mullah rom
scary villain the site of Mullah rom
scary villain the site of Mullah rom removing a sacrificial victims heart
removing a sacrificial victims heart
removing a sacrificial victims heart should be all the fuel one needs to not
should be all the fuel one needs to not
should be all the fuel one needs to not join this barbaric cult
however this high priest can be quite
however this high priest can be quite persuasive in his venture to serve the
persuasive in his venture to serve the
persuasive in his venture to serve the Hindu deity Kali ma he messed with
Hindu deity Kali ma he messed with
Hindu deity Kali ma he messed with Indiana Jones and betrayed Sheba
number three rule are the Lord of Light
number three rule are the Lord of Light Game of Thrones you must give yourself
Game of Thrones you must give yourself
Game of Thrones you must give yourself to the Lord of life I have a wife just
to the Lord of life I have a wife just
to the Lord of life I have a wife just as Game of Thrones demonstrates the
as Game of Thrones demonstrates the
as Game of Thrones demonstrates the corrupt nature of politics it also
corrupt nature of politics it also
corrupt nature of politics it also delves into the corrupt nature of
delves into the corrupt nature of
delves into the corrupt nature of religion the Lord of Lights fanatic
religion the Lord of Lights fanatic
religion the Lord of Lights fanatic followers believe that the fire-god
followers believe that the fire-god
followers believe that the fire-god ruler is the one true idol now God is
ruler is the one true idol now God is
ruler is the one true idol now God is the one true God if you think otherwise
the one true God if you think otherwise
the one true God if you think otherwise prepare to make a date with a burning
prepare to make a date with a burning
prepare to make a date with a burning stake while much is still shrouded in
stake while much is still shrouded in
stake while much is still shrouded in mystery viewers can’t wait to learn more
mystery viewers can’t wait to learn more
mystery viewers can’t wait to learn more about the red priestess Melisandre and
about the red priestess Melisandre and
about the red priestess Melisandre and her shadowy baby
her shadowy baby
her shadowy baby [Music]
[Music]
[Music] oh and if you’ve already read the books
oh and if you’ve already read the books
oh and if you’ve already read the books remember thou shalt not spoil anything
remember thou shalt not spoil anything
remember thou shalt not spoil anything in the comment section you have chosen
in the comment section you have chosen
in the comment section you have chosen the new god over the old gods may the
the new god over the old gods may the
the new god over the old gods may the Lord of Light watch over us all
Lord of Light watch over us all
Lord of Light watch over us all number 2 robot ology Futurama brother
number 2 robot ology Futurama brother
number 2 robot ology Futurama brother bender do you accept the principles of
bender do you accept the principles of
bender do you accept the principles of robotologist
robotologist
robotologist on pain of eternal damnation in robot
on pain of eternal damnation in robot
on pain of eternal damnation in robot hell yes I do in order to get off
hell yes I do in order to get off
hell yes I do in order to get off high-voltage electricity
high-voltage electricity
high-voltage electricity bender starts attending the temple of
bender starts attending the temple of
bender starts attending the temple of robot ology and opening his metal heart
robot ology and opening his metal heart
robot ology and opening his metal heart to the good book 3.0 wretched sinner
to the good book 3.0 wretched sinner
to the good book 3.0 wretched sinner unit the path the robot heaven lies here
unit the path the robot heaven lies here
unit the path the robot heaven lies here in the good book three-part oh by
in the good book three-part oh by
in the good book three-part oh by accepting robot ology though he also
accepting robot ology though he also
accepting robot ology though he also accepts robot hell where the robot devil
accepts robot hell where the robot devil
accepts robot hell where the robot devil resides I see a lot of fancy robots here
resides I see a lot of fancy robots here
resides I see a lot of fancy robots here today made a real shiny metal but that
today made a real shiny metal but that
today made a real shiny metal but that don’t impress the robot devil no sign no
don’t impress the robot devil no sign no
don’t impress the robot devil no sign no sir of all the impending religions
sir of all the impending religions
sir of all the impending religions presented in Futurama Rove otology
presented in Futurama Rove otology
presented in Futurama Rove otology amounts to the most inventive and
amounts to the most inventive and
amounts to the most inventive and humorous scenarios my friends I found
humorous scenarios my friends I found
humorous scenarios my friends I found religion being machines that were
religion being machines that were
religion being machines that were created by men you wouldn’t think robots
created by men you wouldn’t think robots
created by men you wouldn’t think robots would have much basis to form their own
would have much basis to form their own
would have much basis to form their own religion Bender’s stupid religion is
religion Bender’s stupid religion is
religion Bender’s stupid religion is driving me nuts amen
driving me nuts amen
driving me nuts amen if only he had joined a mainstream
if only he had joined a mainstream
if only he had joined a mainstream religion like Oprah is a more voodoo
religion like Oprah is a more voodoo
religion like Oprah is a more voodoo then again you wouldn’t expect beer to
then again you wouldn’t expect beer to
then again you wouldn’t expect beer to be a proper fuel source for robots
be a proper fuel source for robots
be a proper fuel source for robots either can I get anybody a beer sure
before we bow down to our top pick here
before we bow down to our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
may the force be with you number one the
may the force be with you number one the Jedi and Sith orders the Star Wars
Jedi and Sith orders the Star Wars
Jedi and Sith orders the Star Wars franchise the force might bind the Star
franchise the force might bind the Star
franchise the force might bind the Star Wars galaxy but it can also drive the
Wars galaxy but it can also drive the
Wars galaxy but it can also drive the galaxy apart depending on whether you’re
galaxy apart depending on whether you’re
galaxy apart depending on whether you’re sick or Jedi what is thy bidding
sick or Jedi what is thy bidding
sick or Jedi what is thy bidding [Music]
it’ll take a chosen one with a strong
it’ll take a chosen one with a strong connection to both the light side and
connection to both the light side and
connection to both the light side and dark side to finally restore order
although many feel that George Lucas
although many feel that George Lucas ruined everything with midi-chlorians we
ruined everything with midi-chlorians we
ruined everything with midi-chlorians we choose to view the force as more of a
choose to view the force as more of a
choose to view the force as more of a mystical entity what are midi-chlorians
mystical entity what are midi-chlorians
mystical entity what are midi-chlorians midi-chlorians are a microscopic
midi-chlorians are a microscopic
midi-chlorians are a microscopic life-form that resides within it can’t
life-form that resides within it can’t
life-form that resides within it can’t be entirely explained with science but
be entirely explained with science but
be entirely explained with science but the force is always with us always
the force is always with us always
the force is always with us always influencing us and hopefully sending us
influencing us and hopefully sending us
influencing us and hopefully sending us on the right path but how bad when you
on the right path but how bad when you
on the right path but how bad when you are called peace do you agree with our
are called peace do you agree with our
are called peace do you agree with our list which fictional higher power would
list which fictional higher power would
list which fictional higher power would you gladly convert to Oh glob
you gladly convert to Oh glob
you gladly convert to Oh glob he is here somewhere my brother’s blood
he is here somewhere my brother’s blood
he is here somewhere my brother’s blood can you see Magic Man on the sensor oh
can you see Magic Man on the sensor oh
can you see Magic Man on the sensor oh yes God our little brother is very close
yes God our little brother is very close
yes God our little brother is very close for more entertaining top 10s published
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