action what action come on you can do better than that you’re a man remember
better than that you’re a man remember
better than that you’re a man remember big balls between your legs okay here we
big balls between your legs okay here we
big balls between your legs okay here we go
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welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst action movies we’re in a bad way
worst action movies we’re in a bad way
worst action movies we’re in a bad way old buddy sure use your help for this
old buddy sure use your help for this
old buddy sure use your help for this list we cast our eye over flicks that
list we cast our eye over flicks that
list we cast our eye over flicks that were intended to be good blockbuster
were intended to be good blockbuster
were intended to be good blockbuster action hits but that didn’t even end up
action hits but that didn’t even end up
action hits but that didn’t even end up meeting our and most others expectations
meeting our and most others expectations
meeting our and most others expectations amiss
amiss
amiss interesting choice man we’re excluding
interesting choice man we’re excluding
interesting choice man we’re excluding those films that aren’t intentionally
those films that aren’t intentionally
those films that aren’t intentionally awful in that so bad they’re good type
awful in that so bad they’re good type
awful in that so bad they’re good type of way but who are you to judge what’s
of way but who are you to judge what’s
of way but who are you to judge what’s best for us number 10 a good day to die
best for us number 10 a good day to die
best for us number 10 a good day to die hard still my kid this utterly
hard still my kid this utterly
hard still my kid this utterly unnecessary fifth installment of the die
unnecessary fifth installment of the die
unnecessary fifth installment of the die hard franchise sees John McClane team up
hard franchise sees John McClane team up
hard franchise sees John McClane team up with his estranged son Jack to stop a
with his estranged son Jack to stop a
with his estranged son Jack to stop a generic Russian villain from seizing
generic Russian villain from seizing
generic Russian villain from seizing uranium for a by-the-book revenge plot I
uranium for a by-the-book revenge plot I
uranium for a by-the-book revenge plot I wanna wake up in this city that never
wanna wake up in this city that never
wanna wake up in this city that never live that sit arguably the worst die
live that sit arguably the worst die
live that sit arguably the worst die hard film entry the script and story are
hard film entry the script and story are
hard film entry the script and story are uninspired at best as Bruce Willis’s
uninspired at best as Bruce Willis’s
uninspired at best as Bruce Willis’s character feels desperately out of place
character feels desperately out of place
character feels desperately out of place in a 21st century setting gonna shoot
in a 21st century setting gonna shoot
in a 21st century setting gonna shoot your own father
your own father
your own father by now we know that McClane is
by now we know that McClane is
by now we know that McClane is indestructible but the suspension of
indestructible but the suspension of
indestructible but the suspension of disbelief is pushed to the max in some
disbelief is pushed to the max in some
disbelief is pushed to the max in some ludicrous action sequences why all this
ludicrous action sequences why all this
ludicrous action sequences why all this trouble for just one guy number 9
trouble for just one guy number 9
trouble for just one guy number 9 Transformers Revenge of the Fallen haha
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen haha
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen haha Wow
Wow
Wow the follow-up to Michael Bay’s first
the follow-up to Michael Bay’s first
the follow-up to Michael Bay’s first live-action transformers was somehow
live-action transformers was somehow
live-action transformers was somehow another box-office smash luck hit you
another box-office smash luck hit you
another box-office smash luck hit you with you this time Sam Witwicky and the
with you this time Sam Witwicky and the
with you this time Sam Witwicky and the Autobots have to stop an ancient
Autobots have to stop an ancient
Autobots have to stop an ancient Decepticon from destroying the Sun with
Decepticon from destroying the Sun with
Decepticon from destroying the Sun with typical Bey isms throughout this two
typical Bey isms throughout this two
typical Bey isms throughout this two hour plus monstrosity it’s a loud
hour plus monstrosity it’s a loud
hour plus monstrosity it’s a loud disorienting mess riddled with offensive
disorienting mess riddled with offensive
disorienting mess riddled with offensive stereotypes and no human elements
stereotypes and no human elements
stereotypes and no human elements whatsoever Zoe oh who did daddy know huh
whatsoever Zoe oh who did daddy know huh
whatsoever Zoe oh who did daddy know huh it’s almost all CGI and it began to set
it’s almost all CGI and it began to set
it’s almost all CGI and it began to set the tone for the equally gratuitous
the tone for the equally gratuitous
the tone for the equally gratuitous movies that followed why audiences keep
movies that followed why audiences keep
movies that followed why audiences keep flocking to see this franchise remains
flocking to see this franchise remains
flocking to see this franchise remains an enduring mystery because this is over
an enduring mystery because this is over
an enduring mystery because this is over number 8 Bangkok dangerous purpose of
number 8 Bangkok dangerous purpose of
number 8 Bangkok dangerous purpose of your visit to Bangkok mr. Mundson
your visit to Bangkok mr. Mundson
your visit to Bangkok mr. Mundson holiday a remake of a far superior Thai
holiday a remake of a far superior Thai
holiday a remake of a far superior Thai film from 1999 this crime thriller sees
film from 1999 this crime thriller sees
film from 1999 this crime thriller sees Nic Cage playing a contract killer who
Nic Cage playing a contract killer who
Nic Cage playing a contract killer who betrays his own set of morals by
betrays his own set of morals by
betrays his own set of morals by beginning to care for a couple of locals
beginning to care for a couple of locals
beginning to care for a couple of locals he comes in contact with the police know
he comes in contact with the police know
he comes in contact with the police know who you are
no one knows who I am
no one knows who I am cage isn’t as brilliantly unhinged in
cage isn’t as brilliantly unhinged in
cage isn’t as brilliantly unhinged in this one instead he and the rest of the
this one instead he and the rest of the
this one instead he and the rest of the cast turn in wooden performances in a
cast turn in wooden performances in a
cast turn in wooden performances in a woefully slow-paced film whatever
woefully slow-paced film whatever
woefully slow-paced film whatever happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok
happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok
happens in Bangkok stays in Bangkok which is completely in contrast to what
which is completely in contrast to what
which is completely in contrast to what the action flicks title might have led
the action flicks title might have led
the action flicks title might have led you to expect from the critical and
you to expect from the critical and
you to expect from the critical and box-office bomb number seven
box-office bomb number seven
box-office bomb number seven xxx State of the Union the new xxx has
xxx State of the Union the new xxx has
xxx State of the Union the new xxx has got to be more dangerous deadlier more
got to be more dangerous deadlier more
got to be more dangerous deadlier more attitude more attitude known as the next
attitude more attitude known as the next
attitude more attitude known as the next level outside North America the sequel
level outside North America the sequel
level outside North America the sequel to xxx replaced Vin Diesel with Ice Cube
to xxx replaced Vin Diesel with Ice Cube
to xxx replaced Vin Diesel with Ice Cube and follows an implausible plot
and follows an implausible plot
and follows an implausible plot targeting the President of the United
targeting the President of the United
targeting the President of the United States who the hell am I do the new xxx
States who the hell am I do the new xxx
States who the hell am I do the new xxx like porno star what happens to the old
like porno star what happens to the old
like porno star what happens to the old xxx he’s dead
xxx he’s dead
xxx he’s dead the first likely benefiting from
the first likely benefiting from
the first likely benefiting from Diesel’s popularity from The Fast and
Diesel’s popularity from The Fast and
Diesel’s popularity from The Fast and the Furious was a box-office hit
the Furious was a box-office hit
the Furious was a box-office hit whereas this one lost over 40 million
whereas this one lost over 40 million
whereas this one lost over 40 million dollars
you sure we get the right guy and you
you sure we get the right guy and you can see why Ice Cube is a flabbier
can see why Ice Cube is a flabbier
can see why Ice Cube is a flabbier unfeasible action hero while the cool
unfeasible action hero while the cool
unfeasible action hero while the cool real stunts from the first were replaced
real stunts from the first were replaced
real stunts from the first were replaced with CGI heavy action diesel is
with CGI heavy action diesel is
with CGI heavy action diesel is apparently returning for a third film
apparently returning for a third film
apparently returning for a third film though we’re not too sure if anyone is
though we’re not too sure if anyone is
though we’re not too sure if anyone is really that excited for that sir I’ve
really that excited for that sir I’ve
really that excited for that sir I’ve got some ideas for the next xxx whoa I
got some ideas for the next xxx whoa I
got some ideas for the next xxx whoa I think it’s my turn to two now number six
think it’s my turn to two now number six
think it’s my turn to two now number six Far Cry yes based on the video game of
Far Cry yes based on the video game of
Far Cry yes based on the video game of the same name this action disaster
the same name this action disaster
the same name this action disaster follows a group of mercenaries trying to
follows a group of mercenaries trying to
follows a group of mercenaries trying to survive on an island ravaged by mutants
survive on an island ravaged by mutants
survive on an island ravaged by mutants in cannon fodder for mutants was never
in cannon fodder for mutants was never
in cannon fodder for mutants was never part of the deal and there’s been a lot
part of the deal and there’s been a lot
part of the deal and there’s been a lot of us dying lately director Eva ball has
of us dying lately director Eva ball has
of us dying lately director Eva ball has a track record for this degree of
a track record for this degree of
a track record for this degree of awfulness with alone in the dark and
awfulness with alone in the dark and
awfulness with alone in the dark and blood rain being – in a long line of
blood rain being – in a long line of
blood rain being – in a long line of flops my companion is gone I don’t know
flops my companion is gone I don’t know
flops my companion is gone I don’t know what’s become of him it’s unclear where
what’s become of him it’s unclear where
what’s become of him it’s unclear where the estimated 30 million dollar budget
the estimated 30 million dollar budget
the estimated 30 million dollar budget has been spent as the sci-fi flick
has been spent as the sci-fi flick
has been spent as the sci-fi flick completely butchered the videogames
completely butchered the videogames
completely butchered the videogames legacy you can’t imagine how much money
legacy you can’t imagine how much money
legacy you can’t imagine how much money to go on as painful research like that
to go on as painful research like that
to go on as painful research like that it made less than 1 million dollars back
it made less than 1 million dollars back
it made less than 1 million dollars back and to this day no one knows why Bowl is
and to this day no one knows why Bowl is
and to this day no one knows why Bowl is ever trusted with any movie property for
ever trusted with any movie property for
ever trusted with any movie property for some more time and some money no more
some more time and some money no more
some more time and some money no more funny until you produce something that
funny until you produce something that
funny until you produce something that we can use it should perhaps be
we can use it should perhaps be
we can use it should perhaps be emphasized that this movie is supposed
emphasized that this movie is supposed
emphasized that this movie is supposed to be set in a tropical paradise yet
to be set in a tropical paradise yet
to be set in a tropical paradise yet they shot it up in Canada which is a far
they shot it up in Canada which is a far
they shot it up in Canada which is a far cry from tropical that’s for sure
cry from tropical that’s for sure
cry from tropical that’s for sure anything it takes place outside on this
anything it takes place outside on this
anything it takes place outside on this island is a security matter that
island is a security matter that
island is a security matter that concerns me number 5 abduction my
concerns me number 5 abduction my
concerns me number 5 abduction my parents were just murdered and I think
parents were just murdered and I think
parents were just murdered and I think the people who did it or after me –
the people who did it or after me –
the people who did it or after me – Taylor Lautner plays an 18 year old who
Taylor Lautner plays an 18 year old who
Taylor Lautner plays an 18 year old who finds out his past is not what he
finds out his past is not what he
finds out his past is not what he previously believed it to be and he soon
previously believed it to be and he soon
previously believed it to be and he soon becomes an unlikely target for Serbian
becomes an unlikely target for Serbian
becomes an unlikely target for Serbian terrorists
terrorists
terrorists I know veteran agents who couldn’t
I know veteran agents who couldn’t
I know veteran agents who couldn’t handle what you’ve been through in the
handle what you’ve been through in the
handle what you’ve been through in the past 24 hours not knowing what sort of
past 24 hours not knowing what sort of
past 24 hours not knowing what sort of film it wants to be abduction gets
film it wants to be abduction gets
film it wants to be abduction gets caught in a limbo between a Bourne style
caught in a limbo between a Bourne style
caught in a limbo between a Bourne style thriller and a tween Twilight esque
thriller and a tween Twilight esque
thriller and a tween Twilight esque action movie if you stay where you are
action movie if you stay where you are
action movie if you stay where you are you’re dead for sure
you’re dead for sure
you’re dead for sure Lautner is pretty terrible himself but
Lautner is pretty terrible himself but
Lautner is pretty terrible himself but the script does nothing to help him it’s
the script does nothing to help him it’s
the script does nothing to help him it’s funny perhaps only fans of the lead will
funny perhaps only fans of the lead will
funny perhaps only fans of the lead will find any enjoyment from this predictable
find any enjoyment from this predictable
find any enjoyment from this predictable action thriller
action thriller
action thriller that brings absolutely nothing new to
that brings absolutely nothing new to
that brings absolutely nothing new to the genre number four Batman and Robin
the genre number four Batman and Robin
the genre number four Batman and Robin hey freeze the heat is on in this
hey freeze the heat is on in this
hey freeze the heat is on in this superhero flick Mr Freeze wants to cover
superhero flick Mr Freeze wants to cover
superhero flick Mr Freeze wants to cover the world in ice and poison ivy wants to
the world in ice and poison ivy wants to
the world in ice and poison ivy wants to repopulate it with mutant plants which
repopulate it with mutant plants which
repopulate it with mutant plants which doesn’t quite make sense especially as
doesn’t quite make sense especially as
doesn’t quite make sense especially as they’re working together
they’re working together
they’re working together I really am to die for nothing is
I really am to die for nothing is
I really am to die for nothing is particularly logical or good in this
particularly logical or good in this
particularly logical or good in this comic-book adaptation that was clearly
comic-book adaptation that was clearly
comic-book adaptation that was clearly rushed to market which makes us think of
rushed to market which makes us think of
rushed to market which makes us think of the not-so-great Catwoman movie of 2004
the not-so-great Catwoman movie of 2004
the not-so-great Catwoman movie of 2004 down from a nice community cats come and
down from a nice community cats come and
down from a nice community cats come and they feel not when they’re told George
they feel not when they’re told George
they feel not when they’re told George Clooney didn’t seem like he wanted to be
Clooney didn’t seem like he wanted to be
Clooney didn’t seem like he wanted to be there as Batman and being Robin nearly
there as Batman and being Robin nearly
there as Batman and being Robin nearly killed Chris O’Donnell’s career it’s
killed Chris O’Donnell’s career it’s
killed Chris O’Donnell’s career it’s Batman and Robin not Robin in Batman and
Batman and Robin not Robin in Batman and
Batman and Robin not Robin in Batman and I’m sick of it nominated for a slew of
I’m sick of it nominated for a slew of
I’m sick of it nominated for a slew of Razzies director Joel Schumacher has
Razzies director Joel Schumacher has
Razzies director Joel Schumacher has apologised for the film that will always
apologised for the film that will always
apologised for the film that will always be remembered for its an ordinate amount
be remembered for its an ordinate amount
be remembered for its an ordinate amount of bad humor and of course bat nipples
of bad humor and of course bat nipples
of bad humor and of course bat nipples great stems though but still feels nice
great stems though but still feels nice
great stems though but still feels nice number three speed to cruise control
number three speed to cruise control
number three speed to cruise control what you’ve got to be kidding me this is
what you’ve got to be kidding me this is
what you’ve got to be kidding me this is a joke hey the first film worked well so
a joke hey the first film worked well so
a joke hey the first film worked well so let’s do the exact same thing except on
let’s do the exact same thing except on
let’s do the exact same thing except on a boat but all of a sudden I have Love
a boat but all of a sudden I have Love
a boat but all of a sudden I have Love Boat fever it feels really good a
Boat fever it feels really good a
Boat fever it feels really good a terrible plan and the film’s quality
terrible plan and the film’s quality
terrible plan and the film’s quality reflects as much somehow contriving to
reflects as much somehow contriving to
reflects as much somehow contriving to make a high-speed thriller on a cruise
make a high-speed thriller on a cruise
make a high-speed thriller on a cruise liner boring it seems that without Keanu
liner boring it seems that without Keanu
liner boring it seems that without Keanu Reeves the franchise is doomed
Reeves the franchise is doomed
Reeves the franchise is doomed well don’t quite man respond to that
well don’t quite man respond to that
well don’t quite man respond to that featuring on numerous worst sequel lists
featuring on numerous worst sequel lists
featuring on numerous worst sequel lists the action is painfully obvious and
the action is painfully obvious and
the action is painfully obvious and dumps all over the relationship Reeves
dumps all over the relationship Reeves
dumps all over the relationship Reeves and Sandra Bullock forged in the first
and Sandra Bullock forged in the first
and Sandra Bullock forged in the first installment you know the one on
installment you know the one on
installment you know the one on freestyle don’t you we never thought
freestyle don’t you we never thought
freestyle don’t you we never thought that a scene in which a ship crashes
that a scene in which a ship crashes
that a scene in which a ship crashes into a town could be so dull but speed
into a town could be so dull but speed
into a town could be so dull but speed too made us believe it
number two ultraviolet okay let’s check
number two ultraviolet okay let’s check simple featuring the hardest leading
simple featuring the hardest leading
simple featuring the hardest leading name to remember in film this action
name to remember in film this action
name to remember in film this action sci-fi flick follows violet song Jat
sci-fi flick follows violet song Jat
sci-fi flick follows violet song Jat Shariff as she fights to protect those
Shariff as she fights to protect those
Shariff as she fights to protect those infected with a disease that causes
infected with a disease that causes
infected with a disease that causes vampire-like symptoms from a government
vampire-like symptoms from a government
vampire-like symptoms from a government intent on wiping them out seal the
intent on wiping them out seal the
intent on wiping them out seal the building any other pages inside I want
building any other pages inside I want
building any other pages inside I want them hunted down and killed violet song
them hunted down and killed violet song
them hunted down and killed violet song Jat Shariff heavily edited to become a
Jat Shariff heavily edited to become a
Jat Shariff heavily edited to become a pg-13 movie it is totally
pg-13 movie it is totally
pg-13 movie it is totally incomprehensible failing in every facet
incomprehensible failing in every facet
incomprehensible failing in every facet that would make a reasonable action film
that would make a reasonable action film
that would make a reasonable action film wait you’re doing huh you trying to get
wait you’re doing huh you trying to get
wait you’re doing huh you trying to get yourself killed
yourself killed
yourself killed the unlucky Milla Jovovich is caught up
the unlucky Milla Jovovich is caught up
the unlucky Milla Jovovich is caught up in another dystopian future and she’s
in another dystopian future and she’s
in another dystopian future and she’s probably as sick of it as we are
before our top pick angers critics
before our top pick angers critics around the world here are a few
around the world here are a few
around the world here are a few dishonorable mentions you think this is
dishonorable mentions you think this is
dishonorable mentions you think this is a joke because if you think it’s a joke
a joke because if you think it’s a joke
a joke because if you think it’s a joke I’ll stick you right back into the cells
I’ll stick you right back into the cells
I’ll stick you right back into the cells where I found you
I should bust your ass for what you did
I should bust your ass for what you did to Sparky bust my ass
number one ballistic X versus sever Jim
number one ballistic X versus sever Jim I ask no all right recording an
I ask no all right recording an
I ask no all right recording an astonishing zero percent on Rotten
astonishing zero percent on Rotten
astonishing zero percent on Rotten Tomatoes this rival agents turned
Tomatoes this rival agents turned
Tomatoes this rival agents turned friends flick was a shambles on every
friends flick was a shambles on every
friends flick was a shambles on every single level most painfully for those
single level most painfully for those
single level most painfully for those who invested in the film as it recorded
who invested in the film as it recorded
who invested in the film as it recorded an over fifty million dollar loss at the
an over fifty million dollar loss at the
an over fifty million dollar loss at the box office my money picture is
box office my money picture is
box office my money picture is disaffected dia being generous the story
disaffected dia being generous the story
disaffected dia being generous the story is incoherent while the gratuitous
is incoherent while the gratuitous
is incoherent while the gratuitous explosions and brainless action are a
explosions and brainless action are a
explosions and brainless action are a lame attempt to distract from the lack
lame attempt to distract from the lack
lame attempt to distract from the lack of plot or wit one big happy family
of plot or wit one big happy family
of plot or wit one big happy family right sever comfortably one of the worst
right sever comfortably one of the worst
right sever comfortably one of the worst films of any genre please do not waste
films of any genre please do not waste
films of any genre please do not waste your time with this car crash of a movie
do you agree with our list you’re never
do you agree with our list you’re never gonna trust me what action movie can you
gonna trust me what action movie can you
gonna trust me what action movie can you not stand to sit through do you
not stand to sit through do you
not stand to sit through do you understand anything I’m saying to you
understand anything I’m saying to you
understand anything I’m saying to you for more entertaining top 10s published
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