talk about losing your sense of style the meteor was shot out of orbit by
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plasma welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten futuristic movie
the top ten futuristic movie
the top ten futuristic movie technologies that look hilariously dated
technologies that look hilariously dated
technologies that look hilariously dated today that’s impossible even for a
today that’s impossible even for a
today that’s impossible even for a computer for this list we’re looking at
computer for this list we’re looking at
computer for this list we’re looking at futuristic movie devices that at one
futuristic movie devices that at one
futuristic movie devices that at one time looked cutting-edge but now looks
time looked cutting-edge but now looks
time looked cutting-edge but now looks so dated it’s hard to imagine that they
so dated it’s hard to imagine that they
so dated it’s hard to imagine that they once were deemed ahead of their time
once were deemed ahead of their time
once were deemed ahead of their time basically they are more likely to
basically they are more likely to
basically they are more likely to inspire laughs than all these days I’ve
inspire laughs than all these days I’ve
inspire laughs than all these days I’ve had people walk out of me before but not
had people walk out of me before but not
had people walk out of me before but not when I was being so charming
when I was being so charming
when I was being so charming number 10 Argo buggy Star Trek nemesis
number 10 Argo buggy Star Trek nemesis
number 10 Argo buggy Star Trek nemesis but I can inching to try the Argo it’s
but I can inching to try the Argo it’s
but I can inching to try the Argo it’s hard to imagine that this was once seen
hard to imagine that this was once seen
hard to imagine that this was once seen as the future of all-terrain vehicles or
as the future of all-terrain vehicles or
as the future of all-terrain vehicles or even a viable option for landing parties
even a viable option for landing parties
even a viable option for landing parties with better non terrain technology
with better non terrain technology
with better non terrain technology available
the agro buggies design isn’t exactly
the agro buggies design isn’t exactly well thought out for practical combat
well thought out for practical combat
well thought out for practical combat use I will always be puzzled by the
use I will always be puzzled by the
use I will always be puzzled by the human predilection for piloting vehicles
human predilection for piloting vehicles
human predilection for piloting vehicles of unsafe velocity both the passengers
of unsafe velocity both the passengers
of unsafe velocity both the passengers and the turret gunner are left wide open
and the turret gunner are left wide open
and the turret gunner are left wide open without any protection from enemy fire
without any protection from enemy fire
without any protection from enemy fire this vehicle is built for a couple of
this vehicle is built for a couple of
this vehicle is built for a couple of friends going off-roading not a full-on
friends going off-roading not a full-on
friends going off-roading not a full-on firefight
firefight
firefight well at least b4 was well protected do
well at least b4 was well protected do
well at least b4 was well protected do you have a name sir I am a four number
you have a name sir I am a four number
you have a name sir I am a four number nine public videophone Bladerunner hello
nine public videophone Bladerunner hello
nine public videophone Bladerunner hello in today’s world of fast computers and
in today’s world of fast computers and
in today’s world of fast computers and advanced smartphones offering video chat
advanced smartphones offering video chat
advanced smartphones offering video chat as a standard feature one glance at the
as a standard feature one glance at the
as a standard feature one glance at the public videophone from Blade Runner is
public videophone from Blade Runner is
public videophone from Blade Runner is likely to make you chuckle I’m gonna bar
likely to make you chuckle I’m gonna bar
likely to make you chuckle I’m gonna bar here now for sector the dated monitor
here now for sector the dated monitor
here now for sector the dated monitor old-school computer text and overall
old-school computer text and overall
old-school computer text and overall clunky design make it hard to believe
clunky design make it hard to believe
clunky design make it hard to believe that this movie is actually supposed to
that this movie is actually supposed to
that this movie is actually supposed to take place in 2019 I don’t think so mr.
take place in 2019 I don’t think so mr.
take place in 2019 I don’t think so mr. Deckard that’s not my kind of place we
Deckard that’s not my kind of place we
Deckard that’s not my kind of place we can admit that this is most certainly
can admit that this is most certainly
can admit that this is most certainly nitpicking though as Ridley Scott’s
nitpicking though as Ridley Scott’s
nitpicking though as Ridley Scott’s masterpiece is a crucial part of cinema
masterpiece is a crucial part of cinema
masterpiece is a crucial part of cinema history go someplace else
number eight
number eight portable brainwave detector Barbarella
portable brainwave detector Barbarella
portable brainwave detector Barbarella this is a portable brainwave detector in
this is a portable brainwave detector in
this is a portable brainwave detector in order to help her track down a missing
order to help her track down a missing
order to help her track down a missing scientist whose invention is capable of
scientist whose invention is capable of
scientist whose invention is capable of completely leveling entire planets
completely leveling entire planets
completely leveling entire planets Barbarella is given this portable
Barbarella is given this portable
Barbarella is given this portable brainwave detector that will light up
brainwave detector that will light up
brainwave detector that will light up and emit an alarm sound when in his
and emit an alarm sound when in his
and emit an alarm sound when in his presence the device also has a nifty
presence the device also has a nifty
presence the device also has a nifty alien language translator as until then
alien language translator as until then
alien language translator as until then come Bucks although quite the useful
come Bucks although quite the useful
come Bucks although quite the useful gadget it doesn’t seem very practical to
gadget it doesn’t seem very practical to
gadget it doesn’t seem very practical to wear and isn’t exactly a fashion
wear and isn’t exactly a fashion
wear and isn’t exactly a fashion trendsetter even if this is science
trendsetter even if this is science
trendsetter even if this is science fiction our iPhones look so much more
fiction our iPhones look so much more
fiction our iPhones look so much more sophisticated thank you and
sophisticated thank you and
sophisticated thank you and love number seven robot driven taxis
love number seven robot driven taxis
love number seven robot driven taxis Total Recall yeah my you’re in a Johnny
Total Recall yeah my you’re in a Johnny
Total Recall yeah my you’re in a Johnny can need a lift
can need a lift
can need a lift why not take a ride in a Johnny cab this
why not take a ride in a Johnny cab this
why not take a ride in a Johnny cab this completely automated taxi service is
completely automated taxi service is
completely automated taxi service is controlled by a robot that can take you
controlled by a robot that can take you
controlled by a robot that can take you anywhere you want to go I mean what am I
anywhere you want to go I mean what am I
anywhere you want to go I mean what am I doing here I’m sorry
doing here I’m sorry
doing here I’m sorry would you please rephrase the question
would you please rephrase the question
would you please rephrase the question you must be completely clear with your
you must be completely clear with your
you must be completely clear with your directions though otherwise this method
directions though otherwise this method
directions though otherwise this method of travel can prove to be quite
of travel can prove to be quite
of travel can prove to be quite frustrating just ask Arnie shit I’m not
frustrating just ask Arnie shit I’m not
frustrating just ask Arnie shit I’m not familiar with that address would you
familiar with that address would you
familiar with that address would you please repeat though 1990s Total Recall
please repeat though 1990s Total Recall
please repeat though 1990s Total Recall featured many high-tech gadgets and a
featured many high-tech gadgets and a
featured many high-tech gadgets and a mind-bending vision of the future this
mind-bending vision of the future this
mind-bending vision of the future this cab ride is too silly not to laugh your
cab ride is too silly not to laugh your
cab ride is too silly not to laugh your head off at hell of a day and it
head off at hell of a day and it
head off at hell of a day and it seriously we’d rather wait for those
seriously we’d rather wait for those
seriously we’d rather wait for those driverless Google cars we’ve been
driverless Google cars we’ve been
driverless Google cars we’ve been promised right here I’m here making
promised right here I’m here making
promised right here I’m here making Johnny Cash thank you number 6 wireframe
Johnny Cash thank you number 6 wireframe
Johnny Cash thank you number 6 wireframe map Escape from New York right on course
map Escape from New York right on course
map Escape from New York right on course this is supposed to be the distant
this is supposed to be the distant
this is supposed to be the distant future the year 1997
future the year 1997
future the year 1997 hear the helicopters surveying the city
hear the helicopters surveying the city
hear the helicopters surveying the city monitor and trace activity through the
monitor and trace activity through the
monitor and trace activity through the use of this high-tech grid
[Music]
[Music] though this map might have blown away
though this map might have blown away
though this map might have blown away audiences upon the film’s original
audiences upon the film’s original
audiences upon the film’s original release today it looks more like a
release today it looks more like a
release today it looks more like a pre-visualization for what eventually
pre-visualization for what eventually
pre-visualization for what eventually becomes a modern movies visual effects
in the sci-fi action flick New York is a
in the sci-fi action flick New York is a futuristic Alcatraz like prison but this
futuristic Alcatraz like prison but this
futuristic Alcatraz like prison but this map makes it look like a video game our
map makes it look like a video game our
map makes it look like a video game our parents would have played number five
parents would have played number five
parents would have played number five large backpack camera unit death race
large backpack camera unit death race
large backpack camera unit death race 2000 Wow look at the size of this thing
2000 Wow look at the size of this thing
2000 Wow look at the size of this thing this camera is the equivalent of what
this camera is the equivalent of what
this camera is the equivalent of what cell phones used to look like when they
cell phones used to look like when they
cell phones used to look like when they were first introduced to the public he
were first introduced to the public he
were first introduced to the public he hit a tree and that’s it got it this
hit a tree and that’s it got it this
hit a tree and that’s it got it this might have seemed like an advanced piece
might have seemed like an advanced piece
might have seemed like an advanced piece of technology back then but now it looks
of technology back then but now it looks
of technology back then but now it looks like a bulky inconvenience for anyone
like a bulky inconvenience for anyone
like a bulky inconvenience for anyone who has to wear it it’s not whether you
who has to wear it it’s not whether you
who has to wear it it’s not whether you win or lose it’s how you play the game
win or lose it’s how you play the game
win or lose it’s how you play the game can you imagine having to do field
can you imagine having to do field
can you imagine having to do field reporting while lugging this backpack
reporting while lugging this backpack
reporting while lugging this backpack and camera around everywhere you go
and camera around everywhere you go
and camera around everywhere you go don’t want to well we don’t blame you
don’t want to well we don’t blame you
don’t want to well we don’t blame you [Music]
number four squid strange days in
number four squid strange days in strange days an illegal machine called a
strange days an illegal machine called a
strange days an illegal machine called a squid or superconducting quantum
squid or superconducting quantum
squid or superconducting quantum interference device can record life
interference device can record life
interference device can record life events directly from the user’s cerebral
events directly from the user’s cerebral
events directly from the user’s cerebral cortex what is all this squid shit
cortex what is all this squid shit
cortex what is all this squid shit anyway superconducting quantum
anyway superconducting quantum
anyway superconducting quantum interference device squid this data can
interference device squid this data can
interference device squid this data can then be played back using a mini disc
then be played back using a mini disc
then be played back using a mini disc type gadget allowing the user to
type gadget allowing the user to
type gadget allowing the user to experience the memories and physical
experience the memories and physical
experience the memories and physical sensations of whomever recorded it you
sensations of whomever recorded it you
sensations of whomever recorded it you heard that right
heard that right
heard that right mini discs a piece of technology that
mini discs a piece of technology that
mini discs a piece of technology that has long since been replaced that’s like
has long since been replaced that’s like
has long since been replaced that’s like making a movie with the same premise
making a movie with the same premise
making a movie with the same premise today and using cassette tapes instead
number three Death Star plans Star Wars
number three Death Star plans Star Wars Episode four a new hope the Death Star
Episode four a new hope the Death Star
Episode four a new hope the Death Star plans are not in the main computer where
plans are not in the main computer where
plans are not in the main computer where are those translations descended what
are those translations descended what
are those translations descended what have you done with those plans it’s hard
have you done with those plans it’s hard
have you done with those plans it’s hard to believe that in a world where ships
to believe that in a world where ships
to believe that in a world where ships warp at hyper speed and energy swords
warp at hyper speed and energy swords
warp at hyper speed and energy swords cut through seemingly anything the
cut through seemingly anything the
cut through seemingly anything the technology like this still exists the
technology like this still exists the
technology like this still exists the battle station is heavily shielded and
battle station is heavily shielded and
battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half
carries a firepower greater than half
carries a firepower greater than half the Starfleet its defenses are designed
the Starfleet its defenses are designed
the Starfleet its defenses are designed around a direct large-scale assault as
around a direct large-scale assault as
around a direct large-scale assault as the plan to take down the first Death
the plan to take down the first Death
the plan to take down the first Death Star is explained to the rebels it’s
Star is explained to the rebels it’s
Star is explained to the rebels it’s amazing that the room doesn’t break out
amazing that the room doesn’t break out
amazing that the room doesn’t break out into sheer laughter well the Empire
into sheer laughter well the Empire
into sheer laughter well the Empire doesn’t consider a small one-man fighter
doesn’t consider a small one-man fighter
doesn’t consider a small one-man fighter to be any threat
to be any threat
to be any threat Oh they’d have a tighter defense this
Oh they’d have a tighter defense this
Oh they’d have a tighter defense this display makes it look like they’re
display makes it look like they’re
display makes it look like they’re planning an early 90s land party as
planning an early 90s land party as
planning an early 90s land party as opposed to taking down an intergalactic
opposed to taking down an intergalactic
opposed to taking down an intergalactic Empire as cheesy as this may look though
Empire as cheesy as this may look though
Empire as cheesy as this may look though there’s no denying Star Wars impact on
there’s no denying Star Wars impact on
there’s no denying Star Wars impact on cinema to this day the shaft leads
cinema to this day the shaft leads
cinema to this day the shaft leads directly to the reactor system a precise
directly to the reactor system a precise
directly to the reactor system a precise hit will start a chain reaction which
hit will start a chain reaction which
hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station number two
should destroy the station number two
should destroy the station number two the fax machine Back to the Future Part
the fax machine Back to the Future Part
the fax machine Back to the Future Part 2 hey again how’s it hanging McFly the
2 hey again how’s it hanging McFly the
2 hey again how’s it hanging McFly the fax machine is a staple of the modern
fax machine is a staple of the modern
fax machine is a staple of the modern world
world
world now we have the ability to send faxes
now we have the ability to send faxes
now we have the ability to send faxes not just the old-fashioned way but we
not just the old-fashioned way but we
not just the old-fashioned way but we can also deliver them electronically
can also deliver them electronically
can also deliver them electronically through our email accounts you are
through our email accounts you are
through our email accounts you are terminated in the second installment of
terminated in the second installment of
terminated in the second installment of the Back to the Future franchise we get
the Back to the Future franchise we get
the Back to the Future franchise we get a glimpse of the 2015 model read my
a glimpse of the 2015 model read my
a glimpse of the 2015 model read my house please no I cannot be fired I’m
house please no I cannot be fired I’m
house please no I cannot be fired I’m fired what might have looked cool at its
fired what might have looked cool at its
fired what might have looked cool at its release looks more like an oversized
release looks more like an oversized
release looks more like an oversized pager or a briefcase with a few shiny
pager or a briefcase with a few shiny
pager or a briefcase with a few shiny buttons
buttons
buttons not exactly the future we currently live
not exactly the future we currently live
not exactly the future we currently live in now is it before we unveil our top
in now is it before we unveil our top
in now is it before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions judging from early estimates
judging from early estimates
judging from early estimates begins there a city and ruins our hard
begins there a city and ruins our hard
begins there a city and ruins our hard time keeping track road look number one
time keeping track road look number one
time keeping track road look number one mother 6,000 alien unfortunately even
mother 6,000 alien unfortunately even
mother 6,000 alien unfortunately even classic science fiction films have the
classic science fiction films have the
classic science fiction films have the tendency to look dated as time goes on
tendency to look dated as time goes on
tendency to look dated as time goes on but alien as a whole still looks great
but alien as a whole still looks great
but alien as a whole still looks great to this day thanks to the genius of
to this day thanks to the genius of
to this day thanks to the genius of Ridley Scott and his incredible crew
however the one aspect that stands out
however the one aspect that stands out as borderline ridiculous is the odd and
as borderline ridiculous is the odd and
as borderline ridiculous is the odd and dated computer interface dubbed mother
dated computer interface dubbed mother
dated computer interface dubbed mother with time capsule worthy computer
with time capsule worthy computer
with time capsule worthy computer screens a bulky design and more buttons
screens a bulky design and more buttons
screens a bulky design and more buttons than the crew knows what to do with this
than the crew knows what to do with this
than the crew knows what to do with this mainframe can make viewers doubt the
mainframe can make viewers doubt the
mainframe can make viewers doubt the time period in which this is supposedly
time period in which this is supposedly
time period in which this is supposedly taking place do you agree with our list
taking place do you agree with our list
taking place do you agree with our list you should know it’s not our system
you should know it’s not our system
you should know it’s not our system what’s your favorite hilariously dated
what’s your favorite hilariously dated
what’s your favorite hilariously dated futuristic movie device will use the
futuristic movie device will use the
futuristic movie device will use the orgasmatron that’s a good idea come on
orgasmatron that’s a good idea come on
orgasmatron that’s a good idea come on for more hilarious top 10s published
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