this adult animated series has serenaded us with decade’s worth of offensive
us with decade’s worth of offensive
us with decade’s worth of offensive obnoxious and downright hilarious music
obnoxious and downright hilarious music
obnoxious and downright hilarious music on the big and small screens welcome to
on the big and small screens welcome to
on the big and small screens welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 South Park
down our picks for the top 10 South Park
down our picks for the top 10 South Park songs who’s about the judges on such a
songs who’s about the judges on such a
songs who’s about the judges on such a Friday
Friday
Friday who needs underwear for this list we’ve
who needs underwear for this list we’ve
who needs underwear for this list we’ve chosen songs performed by the South Park
chosen songs performed by the South Park
chosen songs performed by the South Park characters both from the show and from
characters both from the show and from
characters both from the show and from the movie number 10 chocolate salty
the movie number 10 chocolate salty
the movie number 10 chocolate salty balls performed by everyone’s favorite
balls performed by everyone’s favorite
balls performed by everyone’s favorite cafeteria worker chef this song refers
cafeteria worker chef this song refers
cafeteria worker chef this song refers to the sweet creations that he plans on
to the sweet creations that he plans on
to the sweet creations that he plans on selling at the Sundance Film Festival he
selling at the Sundance Film Festival he
selling at the Sundance Film Festival he lists the ingredients in the verses and
lists the ingredients in the verses and
lists the ingredients in the verses and offers a recipe on how to make them
offers a recipe on how to make them
offers a recipe on how to make them however it’s the lyrics more than
however it’s the lyrics more than
however it’s the lyrics more than obvious sexual innuendos that put this
obvious sexual innuendos that put this
obvious sexual innuendos that put this tune on here whether you’re sucking or
tune on here whether you’re sucking or
tune on here whether you’re sucking or blowing on them Isaac Hayes smooth and
blowing on them Isaac Hayes smooth and
blowing on them Isaac Hayes smooth and sexy boys will have you dancing while
sexy boys will have you dancing while
sexy boys will have you dancing while eating his chocolate salty balls so what
eating his chocolate salty balls so what
eating his chocolate salty balls so what do we do now there’s nothing we can do
do we do now there’s nothing we can do
do we do now there’s nothing we can do just sit here and suck on my ball number
just sit here and suck on my ball number
just sit here and suck on my ball number 9 gay fish in fact the only person who
9 gay fish in fact the only person who
9 gay fish in fact the only person who appears to not get the joke is rapper
appears to not get the joke is rapper
appears to not get the joke is rapper Kanye West who becomes furious when
Kanye West who becomes furious when
Kanye West who becomes furious when people use the joke on him if you’re a
people use the joke on him if you’re a
people use the joke on him if you’re a detestable celebrity be wary of South
detestable celebrity be wary of South
detestable celebrity be wary of South Park I am not gay and I sure as hell
Park I am not gay and I sure as hell
Park I am not gay and I sure as hell ain’t no fish alright
ain’t no fish alright
ain’t no fish alright kanye west becomes the victim in this
kanye west becomes the victim in this
kanye west becomes the victim in this episode ending up the butt of a joke
episode ending up the butt of a joke
episode ending up the butt of a joke he doesn’t understand hey man I’m a
he doesn’t understand hey man I’m a
he doesn’t understand hey man I’m a genius alright I’m the most talented
genius alright I’m the most talented
genius alright I’m the most talented musician in the world if I was a
musician in the world if I was a
musician in the world if I was a homosexual or a fish I would know
homosexual or a fish I would know
homosexual or a fish I would know Jimmy writes the joke about fish dicks
Jimmy writes the joke about fish dicks
Jimmy writes the joke about fish dicks and gay fish that Cartman claims they
and gay fish that Cartman claims they
and gay fish that Cartman claims they co-wrote it becomes a nationwide hit but
co-wrote it becomes a nationwide hit but
co-wrote it becomes a nationwide hit but poor lyrical genius Kanye doesn’t get it
poor lyrical genius Kanye doesn’t get it
poor lyrical genius Kanye doesn’t get it Blayne why do people think I’m a gay
Blayne why do people think I’m a gay
Blayne why do people think I’m a gay fish through a series of epiphanies he
fish through a series of epiphanies he
fish through a series of epiphanies he eventually accepts the joke as fact and
so he starts singing the song while
so he starts singing the song while swimming cuddling and making out with
swimming cuddling and making out with
swimming cuddling and making out with the fish the auto-tune is number eight
the fish the auto-tune is number eight
the fish the auto-tune is number eight it’s easy think I there are times when
it’s easy think I there are times when
it’s easy think I there are times when you get suckered in by drugs and alcohol
you get suckered in by drugs and alcohol
you get suckered in by drugs and alcohol and sex with women it’s pretty easy to
and sex with women it’s pretty easy to
and sex with women it’s pretty easy to stop swearing
stop swearing
stop swearing that’s the lesson mr Mackey released to
that’s the lesson mr Mackey released to
that’s the lesson mr Mackey released to his students in South Park bigger Longer
his students in South Park bigger Longer
his students in South Park bigger Longer & uncut you don’t have to spend your
& uncut you don’t have to spend your
& uncut you don’t have to spend your life oh dude dude just man homeless on
life oh dude dude just man homeless on
life oh dude dude just man homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack
the streets giving hand jobs for crack
the streets giving hand jobs for crack follow my plan and very soon you will
follow my plan and very soon you will
follow my plan and very soon you will following the controversy caused by the
following the controversy caused by the
following the controversy caused by the Terrance and Phillip movie mr Mackey
Terrance and Phillip movie mr Mackey
Terrance and Phillip movie mr Mackey teaches his third grade students how to
teaches his third grade students how to
teaches his third grade students how to use different words to replace vulgar
use different words to replace vulgar
use different words to replace vulgar ones step three with bitch drop the T
ones step three with bitch drop the T
ones step three with bitch drop the T because bigs is Latin for generosity as
because bigs is Latin for generosity as
because bigs is Latin for generosity as is common with South Park there’s plenty
is common with South Park there’s plenty
is common with South Park there’s plenty of irony and satire to be had with the
of irony and satire to be had with the
of irony and satire to be had with the kids swearing a ton in a song that’s
kids swearing a ton in a song that’s
kids swearing a ton in a song that’s meant to reduce cursing detailing every
meant to reduce cursing detailing every
meant to reduce cursing detailing every step to a cleaner vocabulary lends
step to a cleaner vocabulary lends
step to a cleaner vocabulary lends itself to a fair amount of f-bombs
number seven
number seven montage yeah well you see that’s why
montage yeah well you see that’s why
montage yeah well you see that’s why they call it a spin in the episode Aspen
they call it a spin in the episode Aspen
they call it a spin in the episode Aspen the gang heads to the slopes for some
the gang heads to the slopes for some
the gang heads to the slopes for some skiing action the whole episode serves
skiing action the whole episode serves
skiing action the whole episode serves as a tribute to the 80s in particular
as a tribute to the 80s in particular
as a tribute to the 80s in particular the montage song whose lyrics describe
the montage song whose lyrics describe
the montage song whose lyrics describe what a montage is and why it’s used so
what a montage is and why it’s used so
what a montage is and why it’s used so often in film especially in the 80s
through the passage of time the song
through the passage of time the song shows us how Stan learned to ski
shows us how Stan learned to ski
shows us how Stan learned to ski reminding us of what was happening and
reminding us of what was happening and
reminding us of what was happening and how he was slowly but surely improving
No
No [Music]
[Music]
[Music] the tune is wonderfully hysterical in
the tune is wonderfully hysterical in
the tune is wonderfully hysterical in all its self-referential glory
[Music]
[Music] number six The Ballad of lemmiwinks
number six The Ballad of lemmiwinks
number six The Ballad of lemmiwinks that’s it they’re gonna fire me for
that’s it they’re gonna fire me for
that’s it they’re gonna fire me for being gay
being gay
being gay who knew traveling up a man’s rectum
who knew traveling up a man’s rectum
who knew traveling up a man’s rectum would be this entertaining mr. garrison
would be this entertaining mr. garrison
would be this entertaining mr. garrison the gangs fourth grade teacher tries to
the gangs fourth grade teacher tries to
the gangs fourth grade teacher tries to get himself fired in order to sue the
get himself fired in order to sue the
get himself fired in order to sue the school for discrimination that was a
school for discrimination that was a
school for discrimination that was a brilliant idea having me put a gerbil up
brilliant idea having me put a gerbil up
brilliant idea having me put a gerbil up your ass mr. slave
your ass mr. slave
your ass mr. slave now we’ll get fired for sure his plan
now we’ll get fired for sure his plan
now we’ll get fired for sure his plan involves shocking homosexual behavior
involves shocking homosexual behavior
involves shocking homosexual behavior what better way to catch people’s
what better way to catch people’s
what better way to catch people’s attention than by shoving poor little
attention than by shoving poor little
attention than by shoving poor little lemmiwinks the classroom pet inside his
lemmiwinks the classroom pet inside his
lemmiwinks the classroom pet inside his submissive lovers rectum great adventure
submissive lovers rectum great adventure
submissive lovers rectum great adventure is waiting for you ahead very young
is waiting for you ahead very young
is waiting for you ahead very young lemmiwinks oh you assumed BJ what ensues
lemmiwinks oh you assumed BJ what ensues
lemmiwinks oh you assumed BJ what ensues is a hilarious song detailing the poor
is a hilarious song detailing the poor
is a hilarious song detailing the poor animals misadventures inside a human let
animals misadventures inside a human let
animals misadventures inside a human let me wings Jenny a distance far and best
me wings Jenny a distance far and best
me wings Jenny a distance far and best to find his way out of this same feet
to find his way out of this same feet
to find his way out of this same feet and a slightly modified version of the
and a slightly modified version of the
and a slightly modified version of the tune appear in a later episode in which
tune appear in a later episode in which
tune appear in a later episode in which Paris Hilton and mr. slave compete in a
Paris Hilton and mr. slave compete in a
Paris Hilton and mr. slave compete in a whore off to know you will soon be their
whore off to know you will soon be their
whore off to know you will soon be their number five fingerbang after dreaming
number five fingerbang after dreaming
number five fingerbang after dreaming about being in a boy band with his
about being in a boy band with his
about being in a boy band with his friends and getting filthy rich in the
friends and getting filthy rich in the
friends and getting filthy rich in the process
process
process Cartman decides to make his dream come
Cartman decides to make his dream come
Cartman decides to make his dream come true and convinces his buddies to form
true and convinces his buddies to form
true and convinces his buddies to form one
and so fingerbang was born with their
and so fingerbang was born with their first hit being the self-titled
first hit being the self-titled
first hit being the self-titled fingerbang it’s as deep as you’d expect
fingerbang it’s as deep as you’d expect
fingerbang it’s as deep as you’d expect from a boyband but with the added
from a boyband but with the added
from a boyband but with the added hilarity and immaturity of lyrics such
hilarity and immaturity of lyrics such
hilarity and immaturity of lyrics such as I’ll just finger bang bang you every
as I’ll just finger bang bang you every
as I’ll just finger bang bang you every night with their hand gestures of guns
night with their hand gestures of guns
night with their hand gestures of guns blazing the gang finger-banged
blazing the gang finger-banged
blazing the gang finger-banged their way into our hearts number four
their way into our hearts number four
their way into our hearts number four let’s fighting love with twice and into
let’s fighting love with twice and into
let’s fighting love with twice and into youth bags act after the boys purchase
youth bags act after the boys purchase
youth bags act after the boys purchase martial arts weapons from a vendor at a
martial arts weapons from a vendor at a
martial arts weapons from a vendor at a fair they start playing with them and
fair they start playing with them and
fair they start playing with them and imagining themselves as ninjas they read
imagining themselves as ninjas they read
imagining themselves as ninjas they read cue the cheesy J pop song with Engrish
cue the cheesy J pop song with Engrish
cue the cheesy J pop song with Engrish lyrics and very bad grammar as the
lyrics and very bad grammar as the
lyrics and very bad grammar as the episode shifts between the usual visual
episode shifts between the usual visual
episode shifts between the usual visual style to stereotypical Japanese anime
style to stereotypical Japanese anime
style to stereotypical Japanese anime design
Wow the direct translation of the lyrics
Wow the direct translation of the lyrics is also obscenely funny with allusions
is also obscenely funny with allusions
is also obscenely funny with allusions to genitalia and ninjas and more self
to genitalia and ninjas and more self
to genitalia and ninjas and more self referential goodness in calling the song
referential goodness in calling the song
referential goodness in calling the song itself stupid protect the things that
itself stupid protect the things that
itself stupid protect the things that are important to you and always love
are important to you and always love
are important to you and always love fighting we’ve got some more work to do
number three uncle fucka when Cartman
number three uncle fucka when Cartman Stan Kyle and Kenny sneak into the movie
Stan Kyle and Kenny sneak into the movie
Stan Kyle and Kenny sneak into the movie theater to watch the hit r-rated movie
theater to watch the hit r-rated movie
theater to watch the hit r-rated movie asses of fire
asses of fire
asses of fire starring their Canadian heroes Terrance
starring their Canadian heroes Terrance
starring their Canadian heroes Terrance and Phillip the boys are bombarded with
and Phillip the boys are bombarded with
and Phillip the boys are bombarded with obscenities and vulgar language their
obscenities and vulgar language their
obscenities and vulgar language their little brains are forever engraved with
little brains are forever engraved with
little brains are forever engraved with the lyrics to uncle fucka an obscenely
the lyrics to uncle fucka an obscenely
the lyrics to uncle fucka an obscenely hilarious duet by the comedy duo trying
hilarious duet by the comedy duo trying
hilarious duet by the comedy duo trying to one-up each others insults
this song serves as one of the driving
this song serves as one of the driving forces behind South Park
forces behind South Park
forces behind South Park bigger Longer & uncut inclusion in the
bigger Longer & uncut inclusion in the
bigger Longer & uncut inclusion in the Guinness Book of World Records for most
Guinness Book of World Records for most
Guinness Book of World Records for most profanity used in an animated film
number two blame Canada following their
number two blame Canada following their kids viewing of the Terrance and Phillip
kids viewing of the Terrance and Phillip
kids viewing of the Terrance and Phillip movie asses of fire parents of South
movie asses of fire parents of South
movie asses of fire parents of South Park rally behind Sheila Broflovski
Park rally behind Sheila Broflovski
Park rally behind Sheila Broflovski Kyle’s mom and formed the group Mothers
Kyle’s mom and formed the group Mothers
Kyle’s mom and formed the group Mothers Against Canada they boycott the film and
Against Canada they boycott the film and
Against Canada they boycott the film and have the two Canadian actors arrested as
have the two Canadian actors arrested as
have the two Canadian actors arrested as war criminals during a late-night
war criminals during a late-night
war criminals during a late-night interview this song serves as their
interview this song serves as their
interview this song serves as their anthem blaming Canada for their kids bad
anthem blaming Canada for their kids bad
anthem blaming Canada for their kids bad attitudes and rotten behavior instead of
attitudes and rotten behavior instead of
attitudes and rotten behavior instead of blaming themselves
blaming themselves
blaming themselves [Music]
before we reveal our number one South
before we reveal our number one South Park song here are some honorable
Park song here are some honorable
Park song here are some honorable mentions
what would Brian Boitano do if he was
what would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now we’d make a plan and
here right now we’d make a plan and
here right now we’d make a plan and follow through that’s what my boy taught
follow through that’s what my boy taught
follow through that’s what my boy taught oh dude I’m gonna go out jacking it in
oh dude I’m gonna go out jacking it in
oh dude I’m gonna go out jacking it in San Diego jackin it jackin it jackin it
San Diego jackin it jackin it jackin it
San Diego jackin it jackin it jackin it jackin umber one Kyle’s mom’s a bitch I
jackin umber one Kyle’s mom’s a bitch I
jackin umber one Kyle’s mom’s a bitch I told you not to call my mom a bitch
told you not to call my mom a bitch
told you not to call my mom a bitch Cartman the ultimate South Park song
Cartman the ultimate South Park song
Cartman the ultimate South Park song it’s so popular it was in both the show
it’s so popular it was in both the show
it’s so popular it was in both the show and the movie but maybe that’s just
and the movie but maybe that’s just
and the movie but maybe that’s just because Kyle’s mom is such a bitchen
because Kyle’s mom is such a bitchen
because Kyle’s mom is such a bitchen Elise sung in the episode mr. Hankey the
Elise sung in the episode mr. Hankey the
Elise sung in the episode mr. Hankey the Christmas poo
Christmas poo
Christmas poo when Kyle’s mom ruins Christmas the film
when Kyle’s mom ruins Christmas the film
when Kyle’s mom ruins Christmas the film version was much more grandiose and
version was much more grandiose and
version was much more grandiose and vulgar spreading the hate to other kids
vulgar spreading the hate to other kids
vulgar spreading the hate to other kids in various countries and different
in various countries and different
in various countries and different languages using the B word 56 times in a
languages using the B word 56 times in a
languages using the B word 56 times in a span of 71 seconds is pretty impressive
span of 71 seconds is pretty impressive
span of 71 seconds is pretty impressive well that’s what the bitch gets for
well that’s what the bitch gets for
well that’s what the bitch gets for starting a war with Canada
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