I know you came here from your walk-up an old town a modest place for master
an old town a modest place for master
an old town a modest place for master jewel thief which means that either
jewel thief which means that either
jewel thief which means that either you’re saving for retirement or you’re
you’re saving for retirement or you’re
you’re saving for retirement or you’re in deep with the wrong people
in deep with the wrong people
in deep with the wrong people these guys always steal the show welcome
these guys always steal the show welcome
these guys always steal the show welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 movie thieves you’re only in trouble if
movie thieves you’re only in trouble if
movie thieves you’re only in trouble if you get caught gotcha
you get caught gotcha
you get caught gotcha I’m in trouble for this list we’re
I’m in trouble for this list we’re
I’m in trouble for this list we’re taking a look at cunning big screen
taking a look at cunning big screen
taking a look at cunning big screen criminals who have mastered the art of
criminals who have mastered the art of
criminals who have mastered the art of the pinch in that all back all the
the pinch in that all back all the
the pinch in that all back all the jewelry all the furs everything and
jewelry all the furs everything and
jewelry all the furs everything and everything they took from us I’m gonna
everything they took from us I’m gonna
everything they took from us I’m gonna get it back and while some may have
get it back and while some may have
get it back and while some may have slightly more noble intentions or just
slightly more noble intentions or just
slightly more noble intentions or just enjoy the thrill of it all most are in
enjoy the thrill of it all most are in
enjoy the thrill of it all most are in it for the cash money I will see you are
it for the cash money I will see you are
it for the cash money I will see you are 500 and I will raise you another 500 of
500 and I will raise you another 500 of
500 and I will raise you another 500 of my own these aren’t your average
my own these aren’t your average
my own these aren’t your average everyday pickpockets these movie masters
everyday pickpockets these movie masters
everyday pickpockets these movie masters of thievery know how to make a buck or
of thievery know how to make a buck or
of thievery know how to make a buck or two million and it’s not through stocks
two million and it’s not through stocks
two million and it’s not through stocks and options oh yeah so Jack what did you
and options oh yeah so Jack what did you
and options oh yeah so Jack what did you start thinking you a better than me huh
start thinking you a better than me huh
start thinking you a better than me huh number 10
number 10
number 10 Thomas crown the Thomas Crown Affair
while there’s certainly no shortage of
while there’s certainly no shortage of thieves so debonair that they steal
thieves so debonair that they steal
thieves so debonair that they steal hearts just as frequently that they
hearts just as frequently that they
hearts just as frequently that they steal wallets some are so impressively
steal wallets some are so impressively
steal wallets some are so impressively suave that they warrant two movies in
suave that they warrant two movies in
suave that they warrant two movies in both the 60s original and the 90s remake
both the 60s original and the 90s remake
both the 60s original and the 90s remake we follow the story of an already
we follow the story of an already
we follow the story of an already wealthy and unsettlingly handsome
wealthy and unsettlingly handsome
wealthy and unsettlingly handsome playboy being investigated by a
playboy being investigated by a
playboy being investigated by a beautiful woman I investigate anything
beautiful woman I investigate anything
beautiful woman I investigate anything in particular bang mr. crown the dashing
in particular bang mr. crown the dashing
in particular bang mr. crown the dashing mr. crown is a slippery one however and
mr. crown is a slippery one however and
mr. crown is a slippery one however and it makes pinning any actual crimes on
it makes pinning any actual crimes on
it makes pinning any actual crimes on him that much more difficult Plus even
him that much more difficult Plus even
him that much more difficult Plus even if you’re a thief that essentially
if you’re a thief that essentially
if you’re a thief that essentially steals millions of dollars just for the
steals millions of dollars just for the
steals millions of dollars just for the heck of it your life still becomes a big
heck of it your life still becomes a big
heck of it your life still becomes a big game of cat and mouse
game of cat and mouse
game of cat and mouse what are you welcome I’m in the art
what are you welcome I’m in the art
what are you welcome I’m in the art world
world
world lela gallery owner no it’s closer to
lela gallery owner no it’s closer to
lela gallery owner no it’s closer to insurance
I’m coming number nine Dom Cobb
I’m coming number nine Dom Cobb inception mr. Cobb
I would like to go home stealing a
I would like to go home stealing a million dollars may be pretty impressive
million dollars may be pretty impressive
million dollars may be pretty impressive but stealing secrets from someone’s
but stealing secrets from someone’s
but stealing secrets from someone’s dreams well that’s an art she tell you
dreams well that’s an art she tell you
dreams well that’s an art she tell you you know no long but you’re here to
you know no long but you’re here to
you know no long but you’re here to steal from me or that we are actually
steal from me or that we are actually
steal from me or that we are actually asleep in this 2010 mind bender Leonardo
asleep in this 2010 mind bender Leonardo
asleep in this 2010 mind bender Leonardo DiCaprio plays cop a unique type of
DiCaprio plays cop a unique type of
DiCaprio plays cop a unique type of thief who specializes in pilfering
thief who specializes in pilfering
thief who specializes in pilfering intellectual property quite literally if
intellectual property quite literally if
intellectual property quite literally if you got theater idea from someone’s mind
you got theater idea from someone’s mind
you got theater idea from someone’s mind why can’t you plan one day instead he’s
why can’t you plan one day instead he’s
why can’t you plan one day instead he’s leader of a team of dapper criminals
leader of a team of dapper criminals
leader of a team of dapper criminals that infiltrates people’s minds mainly
that infiltrates people’s minds mainly
that infiltrates people’s minds mainly at the whims of corporate types looking
at the whims of corporate types looking
at the whims of corporate types looking for an industry edge we are the last
for an industry edge we are the last
for an industry edge we are the last company standing between them and total
company standing between them and total
company standing between them and total energy dominance we can no longer
energy dominance we can no longer
energy dominance we can no longer compete Cobb himself is a complex man
compete Cobb himself is a complex man
compete Cobb himself is a complex man with some really confusing family issues
with some really confusing family issues
with some really confusing family issues but it doesn’t stop him and his team
but it doesn’t stop him and his team
but it doesn’t stop him and his team from being the leading threat to secret
from being the leading threat to secret
from being the leading threat to secret recipes and security codes worldwide
number eight the Wet Bandits home alone
number eight the Wet Bandits home alone franchise all the great ones leave their
franchise all the great ones leave their
franchise all the great ones leave their mark we’re the Wet Bandits sure their
mark we’re the Wet Bandits sure their
mark we’re the Wet Bandits sure their name isn’t exactly fear-inducing and
name isn’t exactly fear-inducing and
name isn’t exactly fear-inducing and their criminal efforts are repeatedly
their criminal efforts are repeatedly
their criminal efforts are repeatedly foiled by an eight-year-old boy whose
foiled by an eight-year-old boy whose
foiled by an eight-year-old boy whose parents should probably be investigated
parents should probably be investigated
parents should probably be investigated by child services be a good little fella
by child services be a good little fella
by child services be a good little fella now and open the door what but what the
now and open the door what but what the
now and open the door what but what the Wet Bandits later known as the sticky
Wet Bandits later known as the sticky
Wet Bandits later known as the sticky bandits lack in criminal acumen ability
bandits lack in criminal acumen ability
bandits lack in criminal acumen ability and skill they make up for in
and skill they make up for in
and skill they make up for in perseverance
perseverance
perseverance ah a dead kid not many these will take
ah a dead kid not many these will take
ah a dead kid not many these will take breaks to the face and still insist on
breaks to the face and still insist on
breaks to the face and still insist on breaking into the same place okay kid
breaking into the same place okay kid
breaking into the same place okay kid you want to throw bricks okay throw
you want to throw bricks okay throw
you want to throw bricks okay throw another with it the risk of ending up
another with it the risk of ending up
another with it the risk of ending up behind bars isn’t enough to deter them
behind bars isn’t enough to deter them
behind bars isn’t enough to deter them in fact
in fact
in fact the lure of costume jewelry and bulky
the lure of costume jewelry and bulky
the lure of costume jewelry and bulky televisions is so strong that these
televisions is so strong that these
televisions is so strong that these persistent burglars are willing to risk
persistent burglars are willing to risk
persistent burglars are willing to risk life and limb for some quick cash heads
life and limb for some quick cash heads
life and limb for some quick cash heads up
don’t worry mom I’ll get them for you
don’t worry mom I’ll get them for you Oh number seven Douglas Doug MacRay the
Oh number seven Douglas Doug MacRay the
Oh number seven Douglas Doug MacRay the town narwhals move away
town narwhals move away
town narwhals move away when you’re a small-town boy who’s only
when you’re a small-town boy who’s only
when you’re a small-town boy who’s only known a life of crime sometimes it’s
known a life of crime sometimes it’s
known a life of crime sometimes it’s hard to turn your life around even if
hard to turn your life around even if
hard to turn your life around even if you really want to Ben Affleck stars as
you really want to Ben Affleck stars as
you really want to Ben Affleck stars as Doug and yet another movie set in Boston
Doug and yet another movie set in Boston
Doug and yet another movie set in Boston so what’d you do for work
Boston sandy gravel I’d break rocks but
Boston sandy gravel I’d break rocks but this time instead of playing the best
this time instead of playing the best
this time instead of playing the best friend to a low-key genius he plays a
friend to a low-key genius he plays a
friend to a low-key genius he plays a bank robber in a sticky situation let’s
bank robber in a sticky situation let’s
bank robber in a sticky situation let’s get the Caddy Familia and cop sauce
get the Caddy Familia and cop sauce
get the Caddy Familia and cop sauce there after his team robs a bank and
there after his team robs a bank and
there after his team robs a bank and makes off with the loot he ends up
makes off with the loot he ends up
makes off with the loot he ends up falling for one of the witnesses to
falling for one of the witnesses to
falling for one of the witnesses to their crime there are highly suspects
their crime there are highly suspects
their crime there are highly suspects ain’t close ain’t leave any like that I
ain’t close ain’t leave any like that I
ain’t close ain’t leave any like that I don’t know no they told me that probably
don’t know no they told me that probably
don’t know no they told me that probably wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t also put
wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t also put
wouldn’t be so bad if it didn’t also put their entire criminal enterprise at risk
their entire criminal enterprise at risk
their entire criminal enterprise at risk that stuff get all the witnesses right
that stuff get all the witnesses right
that stuff get all the witnesses right yeah I’m blowing the assistant manager
yeah I’m blowing the assistant manager
yeah I’m blowing the assistant manager my smart now huh and no I didn’t tell
my smart now huh and no I didn’t tell
my smart now huh and no I didn’t tell the other guys boom because he flipped
the other guys boom because he flipped
the other guys boom because he flipped the fuck out number six
the fuck out number six
the fuck out number six Robert Mac McGill entrapment this is
Robert Mac McGill entrapment this is
Robert Mac McGill entrapment this is called entrapment no actually it’s
called entrapment no actually it’s
called entrapment no actually it’s called black metal in this 90s heist
called black metal in this 90s heist
called black metal in this 90s heist caper Sean Connery plays an elusive
caper Sean Connery plays an elusive
caper Sean Connery plays an elusive professional thief who crosses paths
professional thief who crosses paths
professional thief who crosses paths with a beautiful insurance investigator
with a beautiful insurance investigator
with a beautiful insurance investigator you’re the most beautiful crew Canada
you’re the most beautiful crew Canada
you’re the most beautiful crew Canada shame while most people would be
shame while most people would be
shame while most people would be planning their retirement at his age
planning their retirement at his age
planning their retirement at his age Connery’s character mac is trying to
Connery’s character mac is trying to
Connery’s character mac is trying to figure out if he can trust his new
figure out if he can trust his new
figure out if he can trust his new protege and get away with the robbery of
protege and get away with the robbery of
protege and get away with the robbery of a lifetime how do I know that you’re not
a lifetime how do I know that you’re not
a lifetime how do I know that you’re not a cop
a cop
a cop I don’t know you’re just gonna have to
I don’t know you’re just gonna have to
I don’t know you’re just gonna have to trust me rule number two never trust the
trust me rule number two never trust the
trust me rule number two never trust the naked woman Mac isn’t the smash-and-grab
naked woman Mac isn’t the smash-and-grab
naked woman Mac isn’t the smash-and-grab type he’s got his sights set on fine art
type he’s got his sights set on fine art
type he’s got his sights set on fine art and high-stakes burglaries well to have
and high-stakes burglaries well to have
and high-stakes burglaries well to have something like this and not share it
something like this and not share it
something like this and not share it with anyone I don’t need to share it
with anyone I don’t need to share it
with anyone I don’t need to share it with anyone
with anyone
with anyone most people buy out just to show it all
most people buy out just to show it all
most people buy out just to show it all I collect all for me when he links up
I collect all for me when he links up
I collect all for me when he links up with Catherine zeta-jones is Jin their
with Catherine zeta-jones is Jin their
with Catherine zeta-jones is Jin their criminal brains come together for an
criminal brains come together for an
criminal brains come together for an epic heist a billion dollars in total
epic heist a billion dollars in total
epic heist a billion dollars in total he said 1 billion hmm I said that was
he said 1 billion hmm I said that was
he said 1 billion hmm I said that was your share what can you do with 7
your share what can you do with 7
your share what can you do with 7 billion that you can’t do with full
billion that you can’t do with full
billion that you can’t do with full number 5
number 5
number 5 sunny warts ik Dog Day Afternoon fools
sunny warts ik Dog Day Afternoon fools
sunny warts ik Dog Day Afternoon fools in love often times do well some foolish
in love often times do well some foolish
in love often times do well some foolish things call me shiny Al Pacino plays
things call me shiny Al Pacino plays
things call me shiny Al Pacino plays Sonny a based on a real guy first time
Sonny a based on a real guy first time
Sonny a based on a real guy first time bank robber with pretty decent
bank robber with pretty decent
bank robber with pretty decent intentions but terrible terrible luck
intentions but terrible terrible luck
intentions but terrible terrible luck I’m a Catholic and I don’t want to hurt
I’m a Catholic and I don’t want to hurt
I’m a Catholic and I don’t want to hurt anybody understand yes sir
anybody understand yes sir
anybody understand yes sir no alarms he decides to hold up a bank
no alarms he decides to hold up a bank
no alarms he decides to hold up a bank to secure the funds for his lovers
to secure the funds for his lovers
to secure the funds for his lovers gender reassignment surgery but as his
gender reassignment surgery but as his
gender reassignment surgery but as his terrible luck would have it the bank is
terrible luck would have it the bank is
terrible luck would have it the bank is out of any substantial amount of money I
out of any substantial amount of money I
out of any substantial amount of money I can’t believe it I can’t believe it
can’t believe it I can’t believe it
can’t believe it I can’t believe it there’s no money here as he struggles to
there’s no money here as he struggles to
there’s no money here as he struggles to figure out how to extricate himself from
figure out how to extricate himself from
figure out how to extricate himself from the mess he’s created members of the
the mess he’s created members of the
the mess he’s created members of the crowd assembled outside quickly become
crowd assembled outside quickly become
crowd assembled outside quickly become fans of his in spite of his ongoing
fans of his in spite of his ongoing
fans of his in spite of his ongoing hostage situation things may not end up
hostage situation things may not end up
hostage situation things may not end up that well for this newly minted thief
that well for this newly minted thief
that well for this newly minted thief but at least he tried to my darling wife
but at least he tried to my darling wife
but at least he tried to my darling wife Leon
more than any man has loved another man
more than any man has loved another man you know all eternity number for Bonnie
you know all eternity number for Bonnie
you know all eternity number for Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow Bonnie and Clyde
Parker and Clyde Barrow Bonnie and Clyde
Parker and Clyde Barrow Bonnie and Clyde you just wait right here and you keep
you just wait right here and you keep
you just wait right here and you keep their eyes open the secret to a
their eyes open the secret to a
their eyes open the secret to a successful relationship may be patience
successful relationship may be patience
successful relationship may be patience communication and honesty Oh crying rich
communication and honesty Oh crying rich
communication and honesty Oh crying rich man you can get a rich man if you tried
man you can get a rich man if you tried
man you can get a rich man if you tried I don’t want a rich man for others like
I don’t want a rich man for others like
I don’t want a rich man for others like the infamous Bonnie and Clyde bank
the infamous Bonnie and Clyde bank
the infamous Bonnie and Clyde bank robberies and shootouts form the
robberies and shootouts form the
robberies and shootouts form the foundation of their union give me the
foundation of their union give me the
foundation of their union give me the money give it money based on the
money give it money based on the
money give it money based on the criminal antics of the real-life couple
criminal antics of the real-life couple
criminal antics of the real-life couple this 1967 classic stars Warren Beatty
this 1967 classic stars Warren Beatty
this 1967 classic stars Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway as the outlawed duo
and Faye Dunaway as the outlawed duo
and Faye Dunaway as the outlawed duo Garrett they meet fall for each other
Garrett they meet fall for each other
Garrett they meet fall for each other and set off on a short-lived life of
and set off on a short-lived life of
and set off on a short-lived life of crime while quickly making a name for
crime while quickly making a name for
crime while quickly making a name for themselves good afternoon this is a
themselves good afternoon this is a
themselves good afternoon this is a barrel game now if everybody would just
barrel game now if everybody would just
barrel game now if everybody would just take it easy nobody will get hurt
take it easy nobody will get hurt
take it easy nobody will get hurt they’re wild and dangerous lifestyle
they’re wild and dangerous lifestyle
they’re wild and dangerous lifestyle eventually catches up with them though
eventually catches up with them though
eventually catches up with them though as they wind up face to face with some
as they wind up face to face with some
as they wind up face to face with some less than friendly authorities by the
less than friendly authorities by the
less than friendly authorities by the film’s end
number three Danny ocean Ocean’s eleven
number three Danny ocean Ocean’s eleven please state your name for the record
please state your name for the record
please state your name for the record Daniel ocean this remake of the 1960 Rat
Daniel ocean this remake of the 1960 Rat
Daniel ocean this remake of the 1960 Rat Pack caper features George Clooney as
Pack caper features George Clooney as
Pack caper features George Clooney as Danny ocean wanna knock over the scene
he’s a recent parolee who has his sights
he’s a recent parolee who has his sights on robbing a casino in Vegas 150 million
on robbing a casino in Vegas 150 million
on robbing a casino in Vegas 150 million without breaking a sweat after linking
without breaking a sweat after linking
without breaking a sweat after linking up with his partner in crime played by
up with his partner in crime played by
up with his partner in crime played by Brad Pitt the two set out assembling a
Brad Pitt the two set out assembling a
Brad Pitt the two set out assembling a crew to help them pull off an expertly
crew to help them pull off an expertly
crew to help them pull off an expertly crafted ambitious heist we’re just
crafted ambitious heist we’re just
crafted ambitious heist we’re just supposed to walk out of there with a
supposed to walk out of there with a
supposed to walk out of there with a hundred and fifty million dollars in
hundred and fifty million dollars in
hundred and fifty million dollars in cash on us without getting stopped yeah
cash on us without getting stopped yeah
cash on us without getting stopped yeah of course things are complicated
of course things are complicated
of course things are complicated just a tad when he discovers that his
just a tad when he discovers that his
just a tad when he discovers that his ex-wife is dating the owner of the
ex-wife is dating the owner of the
ex-wife is dating the owner of the casino he plans to rob but that’s
casino he plans to rob but that’s
casino he plans to rob but that’s actually just more incentive to rob the
actually just more incentive to rob the
actually just more incentive to rob the place Tess
I know I was doing it plus any illegal
I know I was doing it plus any illegal scheme that incorporates an acrobat and
scheme that incorporates an acrobat and
scheme that incorporates an acrobat and Bernie Mac as key players in the
Bernie Mac as key players in the
Bernie Mac as key players in the execution is bound to succeed play long
execution is bound to succeed play long
execution is bound to succeed play long enough you never change the stakes the
enough you never change the stakes the
enough you never change the stakes the house takes you unless when that perfect
house takes you unless when that perfect
house takes you unless when that perfect hand comes along you bet big and then
hand comes along you bet big and then
hand comes along you bet big and then you take the house
been practicing this p10 a little bit
been practicing this p10 a little bit did I rush it felt like a rose good I
did I rush it felt like a rose good I
did I rush it felt like a rose good I liked number two Frank Abagnale jr.
liked number two Frank Abagnale jr.
liked number two Frank Abagnale jr. catch me if you can’t based on a true
catch me if you can’t based on a true
catch me if you can’t based on a true story this drama sees Leonardo DiCaprio
story this drama sees Leonardo DiCaprio
story this drama sees Leonardo DiCaprio play Frank Abagnale jr. a teenager who
play Frank Abagnale jr. a teenager who
play Frank Abagnale jr. a teenager who went on a dream crime spree while most
went on a dream crime spree while most
went on a dream crime spree while most kids were sending in their college
kids were sending in their college
kids were sending in their college applications I have plenty of money you
applications I have plenty of money you
applications I have plenty of money you know if you never ever ever need
know if you never ever ever need
know if you never ever ever need anything worried it takes an immense
anything worried it takes an immense
anything worried it takes an immense amount of skill to convincingly
amount of skill to convincingly
amount of skill to convincingly impersonate an airline pilot a doctor
impersonate an airline pilot a doctor
impersonate an airline pilot a doctor and an attorney but to do all that
and an attorney but to do all that
and an attorney but to do all that before the age of 19 is really a feat
before the age of 19 is really a feat
before the age of 19 is really a feat Your Honor ladies and gentlemen of the
Your Honor ladies and gentlemen of the
Your Honor ladies and gentlemen of the jury this is irrefutable evidence that
jury this is irrefutable evidence that
jury this is irrefutable evidence that the defendant is in fact lying not to
the defendant is in fact lying not to
the defendant is in fact lying not to mention he made off with almost three
mention he made off with almost three
mention he made off with almost three million dollars in fraudulent checks I’m
million dollars in fraudulent checks I’m
million dollars in fraudulent checks I’m going downstairs to cash a check
going downstairs to cash a check
going downstairs to cash a check you think this hotel is gonna cash a
you think this hotel is gonna cash a
you think this hotel is gonna cash a $1,000 check at 3:00 a.m. it’s a New
$1,000 check at 3:00 a.m. it’s a New
$1,000 check at 3:00 a.m. it’s a New York savings and loan check it’s like
York savings and loan check it’s like
York savings and loan check it’s like gold I’ll cash it sure it was probably
gold I’ll cash it sure it was probably
gold I’ll cash it sure it was probably easier to go on a rampage of thievery
easier to go on a rampage of thievery
easier to go on a rampage of thievery back when there wasn’t a comprehensive
back when there wasn’t a comprehensive
back when there wasn’t a comprehensive system of checks and balances but it’s
system of checks and balances but it’s
system of checks and balances but it’s still pretty impressive especially when
still pretty impressive especially when
still pretty impressive especially when you consider that a humble teenager was
you consider that a humble teenager was
you consider that a humble teenager was duping the almighty FBI I wanted to be
duping the almighty FBI I wanted to be
duping the almighty FBI I wanted to be over I’m getting married
over I’m getting married
over I’m getting married you know I’m settling down you’ve stolen
you know I’m settling down you’ve stolen
you know I’m settling down you’ve stolen almost four million dollars you think we
almost four million dollars you think we
almost four million dollars you think we can just call it a wedding present now
can just call it a wedding present now
can just call it a wedding present now you this is gonna get to walk away from
you this is gonna get to walk away from
you this is gonna get to walk away from right before we unveil our top pick here
right before we unveil our top pick here
right before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions what do you
are a few honorable mentions what do you
are a few honorable mentions what do you think is more exciting having sex by
think is more exciting having sex by
think is more exciting having sex by stealing cars I was there to loosen cars
stealing cars I was there to loosen cars
stealing cars I was there to loosen cars um
um
um who
um
um well how about having sex while boosting
well how about having sex while boosting
well how about having sex while boosting cars kuzzik good I kind of sheets up
cars kuzzik good I kind of sheets up
cars kuzzik good I kind of sheets up though godswood loose we’ll do it like
though godswood loose we’ll do it like
though godswood loose we’ll do it like the Italian job for million dong and
the Italian job for million dong and
the Italian job for million dong and you’re meant for million mourn you ever
you’re meant for million mourn you ever
you’re meant for million mourn you ever even dreamed up more than we ever ever
even dreamed up more than we ever ever
even dreamed up more than we ever ever did together sucking I thought you
did together sucking I thought you
did together sucking I thought you weren’t jealous I’m not I don’t believe
weren’t jealous I’m not I don’t believe
weren’t jealous I’m not I don’t believe in jealousy it’s for the weak
in jealousy it’s for the weak
in jealousy it’s for the weak one thing though touch his dick and he’s
one thing though touch his dick and he’s
one thing though touch his dick and he’s dead three minutes four seconds
dead three minutes four seconds
dead three minutes four seconds well you don’t George you’re a little
well you don’t George you’re a little
well you don’t George you’re a little late maybe nobody told you I quit
late maybe nobody told you I quit
late maybe nobody told you I quit stealing number one Robin Hood the Robin
stealing number one Robin Hood the Robin
stealing number one Robin Hood the Robin Hood franchise who are you Robin of
Hood franchise who are you Robin of
Hood franchise who are you Robin of Loxley dubbed the Prince of Thieves
Loxley dubbed the Prince of Thieves
Loxley dubbed the Prince of Thieves Robin Hood wasn’t running around
Robin Hood wasn’t running around
Robin Hood wasn’t running around stealing pensions and setting up pyramid
stealing pensions and setting up pyramid
stealing pensions and setting up pyramid schemes I are condemned anything that
schemes I are condemned anything that
schemes I are condemned anything that leaves the task of holding England for
leaves the task of holding England for
leaves the task of holding England for Richard to outlaws like me instead he
Richard to outlaws like me instead he
Richard to outlaws like me instead he was the consummate criminal with the
was the consummate criminal with the
was the consummate criminal with the heart of gold Robin of the hood Prince
heart of gold Robin of the hood Prince
heart of gold Robin of the hood Prince of Thieves is he capable of love most of
of Thieves is he capable of love most of
of Thieves is he capable of love most of that gold he swiped from the obscenely
that gold he swiped from the obscenely
that gold he swiped from the obscenely or undeserving Lee wealthy and then he
or undeserving Lee wealthy and then he
or undeserving Lee wealthy and then he would redistribute it to the less
would redistribute it to the less
would redistribute it to the less fortunate and while this may seem like
fortunate and while this may seem like
fortunate and while this may seem like an early form of guerrilla socialism it
an early form of guerrilla socialism it
an early form of guerrilla socialism it kind of helps keep the elite in check
kind of helps keep the elite in check
kind of helps keep the elite in check are we good guys or bad guys or at least
are we good guys or bad guys or at least
are we good guys or bad guys or at least those elite that Robin Hood wasn’t
those elite that Robin Hood wasn’t
those elite that Robin Hood wasn’t particularly fond of you can’t really
particularly fond of you can’t really
particularly fond of you can’t really knock a guy for trying to make sure
knock a guy for trying to make sure
knock a guy for trying to make sure everybody has food on the table vivan
everybody has food on the table vivan
everybody has food on the table vivan mr. hood thieve on to shelter the old on
mr. hood thieve on to shelter the old on
mr. hood thieve on to shelter the old on the helpless
the helpless
the helpless protect all women rich or poor Norman or
protect all women rich or poor Norman or
protect all women rich or poor Norman or Saxon swear to fight for a free England
Saxon swear to fight for a free England
Saxon swear to fight for a free England to protect her loyally until the return
to protect her loyally until the return
to protect her loyally until the return of our King and sovereign richard the
of our King and sovereign richard the
of our King and sovereign richard the lionheart and swear to fight to the
lionheart and swear to fight to the
lionheart and swear to fight to the death against our oppressors do you
death against our oppressors do you
death against our oppressors do you agree with our list who’s your favorite
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