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whether they’re after money jewels or

whether they’re after money jewels or mushrooms it’s all for the taking to

mushrooms it’s all for the taking to

mushrooms it’s all for the taking to them

them

them sound cool she chewed a professional

sound cool she chewed a professional

sound cool she chewed a professional doll and at least we’re not wearing

doll and at least we’re not wearing

doll and at least we’re not wearing clown outfits there’s a plus welcome to

clown outfits there’s a plus welcome to

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watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10

counting down our picks for the top 10 video game thieves for this list we’re

video game thieves for this list we’re

video game thieves for this list we’re taking a look at the slickest

taking a look at the slickest

taking a look at the slickest stealthiest and most stylish video game

stealthiest and most stylish video game

stealthiest and most stylish video game characters that make a living through

characters that make a living through

characters that make a living through stealing whoops I seem to have the wrong

stealing whoops I seem to have the wrong

stealing whoops I seem to have the wrong key note number 10 yuffie kisaragi Final

key note number 10 yuffie kisaragi Final

key note number 10 yuffie kisaragi Final Fantasy 7 in almost every Final Fantasy

Fantasy 7 in almost every Final Fantasy

Fantasy 7 in almost every Final Fantasy game you’re bound to come across at

game you’re bound to come across at

game you’re bound to come across at least one party member with a knack for

least one party member with a knack for

least one party member with a knack for pickpocketing perhaps the most memorable

pickpocketing perhaps the most memorable

pickpocketing perhaps the most memorable of them all is yuffie from final fantasy

of them all is yuffie from final fantasy

of them all is yuffie from final fantasy 7

she’s an optional character who isn’t

she’s an optional character who isn’t part of the primary storyline but you’ll

part of the primary storyline but you’ll

part of the primary storyline but you’ll definitely want to seek out this spunky

definitely want to seek out this spunky

definitely want to seek out this spunky tomboy not only is she an expert thief

tomboy not only is she an expert thief

tomboy not only is she an expert thief but she’s also a self-proclaimed great

but she’s also a self-proclaimed great

but she’s also a self-proclaimed great ninja to her cockiness and constant

ninja to her cockiness and constant

ninja to her cockiness and constant motion sickness might make her a bit

motion sickness might make her a bit

motion sickness might make her a bit hard to stomach at times but you’ve he’s

hard to stomach at times but you’ve he’s

hard to stomach at times but you’ve he’s a dedicated fighter and friend

a dedicated fighter and friend

a dedicated fighter and friend nonetheless when she’s not stealing your

nonetheless when she’s not stealing your

nonetheless when she’s not stealing your materia number 9 Selina Kyle

materia number 9 Selina Kyle

materia number 9 Selina Kyle aka Catwoman Batman Arkham City heads or

aka Catwoman Batman Arkham City heads or

aka Catwoman Batman Arkham City heads or tails kitty cat which one lets me out of

tails kitty cat which one lets me out of

tails kitty cat which one lets me out of here alive just as Batman Arkham City

here alive just as Batman Arkham City

here alive just as Batman Arkham City makes the player feel like they are The

makes the player feel like they are The

makes the player feel like they are The Dark Knight

Dark Knight

Dark Knight so too does the game make them feel like

so too does the game make them feel like

so too does the game make them feel like they’ve stepped into Catwoman’s boots

they’ve stepped into Catwoman’s boots

they’ve stepped into Catwoman’s boots for a few sections of the game the

for a few sections of the game the

for a few sections of the game the alluring cat burglar will have to use

alluring cat burglar will have to use

alluring cat burglar will have to use all of her martial arts skills and sex

all of her martial arts skills and sex

all of her martial arts skills and sex appeal to survive the mean streets and

appeal to survive the mean streets and

appeal to survive the mean streets and get into Hugo Strange as vault

get into Hugo Strange as vault

get into Hugo Strange as vault the missions danger factor is just an

the missions danger factor is just an

the missions danger factor is just an added bonus for her no kiss I’m kind of

added bonus for her no kiss I’m kind of

added bonus for her no kiss I’m kind of disappointed true to her comic origins

disappointed true to her comic origins

disappointed true to her comic origins Catwoman is crafty and manipulative but

Catwoman is crafty and manipulative but

Catwoman is crafty and manipulative but can’t stop herself from getting

can’t stop herself from getting

can’t stop herself from getting sentimental when Batman’s in trouble

sentimental when Batman’s in trouble

sentimental when Batman’s in trouble you’ll never forgive yourself Selina

you’ll never forgive yourself Selina

you’ll never forgive yourself Selina save Batman then get out of here

save Batman then get out of here

save Batman then get out of here number 8 nabbit new super mario brothers

number 8 nabbit new super mario brothers

number 8 nabbit new super mario brothers you when you name your child nabbit

you when you name your child nabbit

you when you name your child nabbit you’re pretty much setting him up to

you’re pretty much setting him up to

you’re pretty much setting him up to become a thief someday always making off

become a thief someday always making off

become a thief someday always making off with a bag of stolen goodies this purple

with a bag of stolen goodies this purple

with a bag of stolen goodies this purple snake is quite like a bunny actually he

snake is quite like a bunny actually he

snake is quite like a bunny actually he is a bunny

green as if Mario didn’t have enough to

green as if Mario didn’t have enough to deal with in this Wii U platformer he

deal with in this Wii U platformer he

deal with in this Wii U platformer he has to chase nabbit through several

has to chase nabbit through several

has to chase nabbit through several levels as well he can be a tricky little

levels as well he can be a tricky little

levels as well he can be a tricky little bugger but you’ll eventually catch the

bugger but you’ll eventually catch the

bugger but you’ll eventually catch the crook with a bit of trial and error you

crook with a bit of trial and error you

crook with a bit of trial and error you can also play as nabbit as a hidden

can also play as nabbit as a hidden

can also play as nabbit as a hidden character in new super Luigi u so I

character in new super Luigi u so I

character in new super Luigi u so I guess that’s what community service

guess that’s what community service

guess that’s what community service counts as in the Mushroom Kingdom

number seven Kasumi Gotoh mass effect

number seven Kasumi Gotoh mass effect series oh hey Jeff you’re going through

series oh hey Jeff you’re going through

series oh hey Jeff you’re going through my drawers I go through everyone’s

my drawers I go through everyone’s

my drawers I go through everyone’s throws can you just mingle and have fun

throws can you just mingle and have fun

throws can you just mingle and have fun like a normal person

like a normal person

like a normal person the mass effect series is so full of

the mass effect series is so full of

the mass effect series is so full of many memorable characters that you’ll

many memorable characters that you’ll

many memorable characters that you’ll want to soak up every minute you have

want to soak up every minute you have

want to soak up every minute you have with each of them even if that means

with each of them even if that means

with each of them even if that means paying a little extra coin yourself part

paying a little extra coin yourself part

paying a little extra coin yourself part of the DLC packs stolen memories in Mass

of the DLC packs stolen memories in Mass

of the DLC packs stolen memories in Mass Effect 2 Kasumi Gotoh is the best thief

Effect 2 Kasumi Gotoh is the best thief

Effect 2 Kasumi Gotoh is the best thief the galaxy has to offer it’ll be fun and

the galaxy has to offer it’ll be fun and

the galaxy has to offer it’ll be fun and if we’re lucky you won’t even have to

if we’re lucky you won’t even have to

if we’re lucky you won’t even have to draw your gun in order to gain this

draw your gun in order to gain this

draw your gun in order to gain this master of infiltrations loyalty for your

master of infiltrations loyalty for your

master of infiltrations loyalty for your suicide mission Shepard will have to

suicide mission Shepard will have to

suicide mission Shepard will have to help Kasumi steal the mysterious gray

help Kasumi steal the mysterious gray

help Kasumi steal the mysterious gray box oh my god there it is if you take

box oh my god there it is if you take

box oh my god there it is if you take her all the way to Mass Effect 3 you

her all the way to Mass Effect 3 you

her all the way to Mass Effect 3 you will certainly be treated to some

will certainly be treated to some

will certainly be treated to some memorable scenes with her I’m not really

memorable scenes with her I’m not really

memorable scenes with her I’m not really lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant I just don’t put up with lactose a

I just don’t put up with lactose a

I just don’t put up with lactose a stupid drama number 6 Yatagarasu Ace

stupid drama number 6 Yatagarasu Ace

stupid drama number 6 Yatagarasu Ace Attorney investigations miles Edgeworth

now here’s a thief that’s so elusive

now here’s a thief that’s so elusive that nobody knows what he or she looks

that nobody knows what he or she looks

that nobody knows what he or she looks like even throwing miles Edgeworth for a

like even throwing miles Edgeworth for a

like even throwing miles Edgeworth for a loop

loop

loop whoever Yatagarasu is they make a

whoever Yatagarasu is they make a

whoever Yatagarasu is they make a practice of stealing information from

practice of stealing information from

practice of stealing information from corrupt corporations and exposing their

corrupt corporations and exposing their

corrupt corporations and exposing their illegal deeds to the media throughout

illegal deeds to the media throughout

illegal deeds to the media throughout Edgeworth spin-off game various

Edgeworth spin-off game various

Edgeworth spin-off game various characters like Kay Farraday and kalisto

characters like Kay Farraday and kalisto

characters like Kay Farraday and kalisto you claim to be the great thief as for

you claim to be the great thief as for

you claim to be the great thief as for Yatagarasu true identity well that’s a

Yatagarasu true identity well that’s a

Yatagarasu true identity well that’s a spoiler too big to reveal here number 5

spoiler too big to reveal here number 5

spoiler too big to reveal here number 5 Nathan Drake uncharted series 99

Nathan Drake uncharted series 99

Nathan Drake uncharted series 99 sunshine if you put Indiana Jones and

sunshine if you put Indiana Jones and

sunshine if you put Indiana Jones and Han Solo into a blender you’d get a

Han Solo into a blender you’d get a

Han Solo into a blender you’d get a character a lot like Nathan Drake loving

character a lot like Nathan Drake loving

character a lot like Nathan Drake loving it so far

it so far

it so far one-half daring treasure hunter and the

one-half daring treasure hunter and the

one-half daring treasure hunter and the other half sarcastic scoundrel Drake has

other half sarcastic scoundrel Drake has

other half sarcastic scoundrel Drake has an unquenchable thirst for adventure

an unquenchable thirst for adventure

an unquenchable thirst for adventure that’s taking him all over the world

that’s taking him all over the world

that’s taking him all over the world Shambhala oh my god flight what marco

Shambhala oh my god flight what marco

Shambhala oh my god flight what marco polo found Shambhala even at a young age

polo found Shambhala even at a young age

polo found Shambhala even at a young age Drake was a natural at snatching up

Drake was a natural at snatching up

Drake was a natural at snatching up legendary artifacts leading to his

legendary artifacts leading to his

legendary artifacts leading to his career as a thief for hire

career as a thief for hire

career as a thief for hire you got talent but you got a lot to

you got talent but you got a lot to

you got talent but you got a lot to learn you stick with me and I’ll teach

learn you stick with me and I’ll teach

learn you stick with me and I’ll teach you a few things his exploits might not

you a few things his exploits might not

you a few things his exploits might not always end with a golden payday but you

always end with a golden payday but you

always end with a golden payday but you can always count on him stealing the

can always count on him stealing the

can always count on him stealing the girl’s heart

girl’s heart

girl’s heart I haven’t thought that far ahead

I haven’t thought that far ahead

I haven’t thought that far ahead course not number four Michael de Santa

course not number four Michael de Santa

course not number four Michael de Santa Grand Theft Auto five any questions no

Grand Theft Auto five any questions no

Grand Theft Auto five any questions no let’s go

let’s go

let’s go almost every protagonist in the Grand

almost every protagonist in the Grand

almost every protagonist in the Grand Theft Auto franchise is essentially a

Theft Auto franchise is essentially a

Theft Auto franchise is essentially a thief but not have pulled off more –

thief but not have pulled off more –

thief but not have pulled off more – Michael hi everybody plays attention no

Michael hi everybody plays attention no

Michael hi everybody plays attention no one gets hurt

one gets hurt

one gets hurt owing everything he has to stealing

owing everything he has to stealing

owing everything he has to stealing Michael attempts to maintain a legit

Michael attempts to maintain a legit

Michael attempts to maintain a legit lifestyle but when a case of mistaken

lifestyle but when a case of mistaken

lifestyle but when a case of mistaken identity results in a mix-up with the

identity results in a mix-up with the

identity results in a mix-up with the Mexican cartel

Mexican cartel

Mexican cartel Michael is forced to go back to his

Michael is forced to go back to his

Michael is forced to go back to his criminal ways for a few dollars more

criminal ways for a few dollars more

criminal ways for a few dollars more yeah making my situation an easy oh

yeah making my situation an easy oh

yeah making my situation an easy oh there’s a surprise along the way Michael

there’s a surprise along the way Michael

there’s a surprise along the way Michael hopes to reunite with his chronically

hopes to reunite with his chronically

hopes to reunite with his chronically messed-up family adjust to a changing

messed-up family adjust to a changing

messed-up family adjust to a changing world and ultimately seek out the

world and ultimately seek out the

world and ultimately seek out the American dream

American dream

American dream who says criminals can’t have it all

who says criminals can’t have it all

who says criminals can’t have it all it’s beneath you now it’s not Amanda

it’s beneath you now it’s not Amanda

it’s beneath you now it’s not Amanda trust me nothing’s beneath me no

trust me nothing’s beneath me no

trust me nothing’s beneath me no normally there’s a whore beneath you

normally there’s a whore beneath you

normally there’s a whore beneath you number three Carmen Sandiego where in

number three Carmen Sandiego where in

number three Carmen Sandiego where in the world is Carmen Sandiego series

the world is Carmen Sandiego series

the world is Carmen Sandiego series surprise – mr. Hawkins of course you

surprise – mr. Hawkins of course you

surprise – mr. Hawkins of course you knew I was watching your every move or

knew I was watching your every move or

knew I was watching your every move or you should have known although Carmen

you should have known although Carmen

you should have known although Carmen Sandiego is the title character her

Sandiego is the title character her

Sandiego is the title character her games are actually never told from her

games are actually never told from her

games are actually never told from her perspective instead the player is

perspective instead the player is

perspective instead the player is employed by Acme detective agencies

employed by Acme detective agencies

employed by Acme detective agencies overacting chief to track down the

overacting chief to track down the

overacting chief to track down the elusive woman in red hello and welcome

elusive woman in red hello and welcome

elusive woman in red hello and welcome to Acme I’m the chief but you can call

to Acme I’m the chief but you can call

to Acme I’m the chief but you can call me well the tree carmen is so

me well the tree carmen is so

me well the tree carmen is so charismatic and cunning however that

charismatic and cunning however that

charismatic and cunning however that part of you wants to see your getaway we

part of you wants to see your getaway we

part of you wants to see your getaway we can’t help but sing Carmen’s praises in

can’t help but sing Carmen’s praises in

can’t help but sing Carmen’s praises in addition to singing her catchy theme

addition to singing her catchy theme

addition to singing her catchy theme songs whether you capture her or not the

songs whether you capture her or not the

songs whether you capture her or not the manhunt is still bound to be fun

manhunt is still bound to be fun

manhunt is still bound to be fun humorous and of course very educational

humorous and of course very educational

humorous and of course very educational art theater history architecture you

art theater history architecture you

art theater history architecture you name it and the Greeks are also known

name it and the Greeks are also known

name it and the Greeks are also known for folk dancing – number two Garrett

for folk dancing – number two Garrett

for folk dancing – number two Garrett deep Series

many thieves prefer to work alone but

many thieves prefer to work alone but Garret of the thief series is especially

Garret of the thief series is especially

Garret of the thief series is especially cold-hearted towards the rest of

cold-hearted towards the rest of

cold-hearted towards the rest of humanity folks just passed him by like

humanity folks just passed him by like

humanity folks just passed him by like he wasn’t there I thought he must have

he wasn’t there I thought he must have

he wasn’t there I thought he must have something valuable so I snuck up on him

something valuable so I snuck up on him

something valuable so I snuck up on him and made a grab where other outlaws and

and made a grab where other outlaws and

and made a grab where other outlaws and video games make Theory look lively and

video games make Theory look lively and

video games make Theory look lively and glamorous

glamorous

glamorous Garrett makes it look like a lonely and

Garrett makes it look like a lonely and

Garrett makes it look like a lonely and solitary life that’s not to say it

solitary life that’s not to say it

solitary life that’s not to say it doesn’t look like fun though as

doesn’t look like fun though as

doesn’t look like fun though as Garrett’s impressive array of trick

Garrett’s impressive array of trick

Garrett’s impressive array of trick arrows are enough to make Oliver Quinn

arrows are enough to make Oliver Quinn

arrows are enough to make Oliver Quinn jealous someone playing with the torches

jealous someone playing with the torches

jealous someone playing with the torches before we pull off one last job with our

before we pull off one last job with our

before we pull off one last job with our top pick here are a few honorable

top pick here are a few honorable

top pick here are a few honorable mentions nocturnal will allow you to

mentions nocturnal will allow you to

mentions nocturnal will allow you to become an item girl and use your

become an item girl and use your

become an item girl and use your abilities

number one Sly Cooper Sly Cooper series

number one Sly Cooper Sly Cooper series no but sly dad of course you know I got

no but sly dad of course you know I got

no but sly dad of course you know I got Sly Cooper has all the essential

Sly Cooper has all the essential

Sly Cooper has all the essential qualities of a self-described

qualities of a self-described

qualities of a self-described gentleman’s thief he’s sneaky witty and

gentleman’s thief he’s sneaky witty and

gentleman’s thief he’s sneaky witty and of course very sly I think I can handle

of course very sly I think I can handle

of course very sly I think I can handle that the fact that he’s a talking

that the fact that he’s a talking

that the fact that he’s a talking raccoon only makes him cooler whether

raccoon only makes him cooler whether

raccoon only makes him cooler whether he’s in it for the pay or the paycheck

he’s in it for the pay or the paycheck

he’s in it for the pay or the paycheck this cane wielding fugitives life is

this cane wielding fugitives life is

this cane wielding fugitives life is never without a dull moment rarely far

never without a dull moment rarely far

never without a dull moment rarely far away from his Cooper gang teammates

away from his Cooper gang teammates

away from his Cooper gang teammates Bentley and Murray sly maintains a

Bentley and Murray sly maintains a

Bentley and Murray sly maintains a surprisingly strong sense of Honor

surprisingly strong sense of Honor

surprisingly strong sense of Honor friendship and family listen Rolly wipe

friendship and family listen Rolly wipe

friendship and family listen Rolly wipe out my family and steal what’s mine

out my family and steal what’s mine

out my family and steal what’s mine you’d better expect company even if he

you’d better expect company even if he

you’d better expect company even if he is an antihero it’s impossible not to be

is an antihero it’s impossible not to be

is an antihero it’s impossible not to be won over by his charms I’m locking you

won over by his charms I’m locking you

won over by his charms I’m locking you up for good sorry gotta take a rain

up for good sorry gotta take a rain

up for good sorry gotta take a rain check

check

check I’ll call you do you agree with our list

I’ll call you do you agree with our list

I’ll call you do you agree with our list which video game thief made you lock

which video game thief made you lock

which video game thief made you lock your windows by the way you have

your windows by the way you have

your windows by the way you have excellent taste in underwear for more

excellent taste in underwear for more

excellent taste in underwear for more entertaining top 10s published every day

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I’ll put you in the ground with the rest

I’ll put you in the ground with the rest of them and that’s really all the time

of them and that’s really all the time

of them and that’s really all the time we have

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