hello and welcome to topics where we count down the very best fit YouTube has
count down the very best fit YouTube has
count down the very best fit YouTube has to offer today on a very special episode
to offer today on a very special episode
to offer today on a very special episode we’re focusing on the work of a special
we’re focusing on the work of a special
we’re focusing on the work of a special set of individuals and counting down our
set of individuals and counting down our
set of individuals and counting down our picks for the top 10 epic rap battles of
picks for the top 10 epic rap battles of
picks for the top 10 epic rap battles of history
for this list we’re counting down our
for this list we’re counting down our favorite epic Rap Battles of History as
favorite epic Rap Battles of History as
favorite epic Rap Battles of History as chosen by us and our viewers we’re
chosen by us and our viewers we’re
chosen by us and our viewers we’re ranking our picks based on a mix of our
ranking our picks based on a mix of our
ranking our picks based on a mix of our personal preference votes from our users
personal preference votes from our users
personal preference votes from our users and total views number 10 Gandhi vs.
and total views number 10 Gandhi vs.
and total views number 10 Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King jr. and Obama which
Martin Luther King jr. and Obama which
Martin Luther King jr. and Obama which see who’s after the pacifist I fought
see who’s after the pacifist I fought
see who’s after the pacifist I fought the caste system but you still cannot
the caste system but you still cannot
the caste system but you still cannot touch coming in at number 10 is a civil
touch coming in at number 10 is a civil
touch coming in at number 10 is a civil rights showdown between comedy legends
rights showdown between comedy legends
rights showdown between comedy legends key and keel
key and keel
key and keel the king of civil rights from the city
the king of civil rights from the city
the king of civil rights from the city to suburbia no shoes no shirt but I’m
to suburbia no shoes no shirt but I’m
to suburbia no shoes no shirt but I’m still gonna serve you swallow your words
still gonna serve you swallow your words
still gonna serve you swallow your words so you can break the fast and thank God
so you can break the fast and thank God
so you can break the fast and thank God Almighty you can eat it laughs the fact
Almighty you can eat it laughs the fact
Almighty you can eat it laughs the fact that these are some of the most
that these are some of the most
that these are some of the most compassionate men in history does not
compassionate men in history does not
compassionate men in history does not mean that they hold back dropping burns
mean that they hold back dropping burns
mean that they hold back dropping burns on both sides that are just under the
on both sides that are just under the
on both sides that are just under the line of going too far so much street
line of going too far so much street
line of going too far so much street cred they write my name on the side I
cred they write my name on the side I
cred they write my name on the side I bring up a tech support but I got a
bring up a tech support but I got a
bring up a tech support but I got a Nobel Prize unpacked this is actually
Nobel Prize unpacked this is actually
Nobel Prize unpacked this is actually the first epic rap battle where the two
the first epic rap battle where the two
the first epic rap battle where the two figures actually make direct physical
figures actually make direct physical
figures actually make direct physical contact shown when the two warriors hug
contact shown when the two warriors hug
contact shown when the two warriors hug the get at each other but I’m about to
the get at each other but I’m about to
the get at each other but I’m about to forgive you so hard right now you’re
forgive you so hard right now you’re
forgive you so hard right now you’re possibly resisting the fact that you
possibly resisting the fact that you
possibly resisting the fact that you suck
suck
suck although my personal favorite is aligned
although my personal favorite is aligned
although my personal favorite is aligned by MLK about flattening Gandhi style
by MLK about flattening Gandhi style
by MLK about flattening Gandhi style flatten your sky like bread nom vile
flatten your sky like bread nom vile
flatten your sky like bread nom vile I can’t deny that the best serve comes
I can’t deny that the best serve comes
I can’t deny that the best serve comes at the end from the master pacifist
at the end from the master pacifist
at the end from the master pacifist himself right now
himself right now
himself right now possibly resisting the fact that you saw
possibly resisting the fact that you saw
possibly resisting the fact that you saw I am celibate because I don’t give up
I am celibate because I don’t give up
I am celibate because I don’t give up hey loser number 9 Justin Bieber vs.
hey loser number 9 Justin Bieber vs.
hey loser number 9 Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven look what the cat dragged back
Beethoven look what the cat dragged back
Beethoven look what the cat dragged back from the dead man it looks like
from the dead man it looks like
from the dead man it looks like Chewbacca watches ass on your head and
Chewbacca watches ass on your head and
Chewbacca watches ass on your head and number 9 we have someone who was deaf
number 9 we have someone who was deaf
number 9 we have someone who was deaf versus someone who makes you wish you
versus someone who makes you wish you
versus someone who makes you wish you were deaf we got the Biebs vs. of my man
were deaf we got the Biebs vs. of my man
were deaf we got the Biebs vs. of my man BtoB
BtoB
BtoB sit down son and let me give you a music
sit down son and let me give you a music
sit down son and let me give you a music lesson
lesson
lesson fassbach I’ve got more cop the Smith &
fassbach I’ve got more cop the Smith &
fassbach I’ve got more cop the Smith & Wesson those of you who know your
Wesson those of you who know your
Wesson those of you who know your history may know that Beethoven was not
history may know that Beethoven was not
history may know that Beethoven was not a happy guy but here he’s downright
a happy guy but here he’s downright
a happy guy but here he’s downright furious not that it doesn’t warrant it
furious not that it doesn’t warrant it
furious not that it doesn’t warrant it though cuz if you thought the real-life
though cuz if you thought the real-life
though cuz if you thought the real-life Justin Bieber is annoying then check
Justin Bieber is annoying then check
Justin Bieber is annoying then check this out what’s the last time you music
this out what’s the last time you music
this out what’s the last time you music got anybody play I got a concert in five
got anybody play I got a concert in five
got anybody play I got a concert in five so there’s not much time left
so there’s not much time left
so there’s not much time left what else can I say yo music cagey death
what else can I say yo music cagey death
what else can I say yo music cagey death you might even recognize Beethoven’s Fur
you might even recognize Beethoven’s Fur
you might even recognize Beethoven’s Fur Elise mixed in with the beat which if
Elise mixed in with the beat which if
Elise mixed in with the beat which if you didn’t we’ll explain that one bit of
you didn’t we’ll explain that one bit of
you didn’t we’ll explain that one bit of shade that Justin throws Ludwig’s way
shade that Justin throws Ludwig’s way
shade that Justin throws Ludwig’s way early on at least wants to do me and now
early on at least wants to do me and now
early on at least wants to do me and now that you’re right next to me
that you’re right next to me
that you’re right next to me I can understand whether he’s the dog to
I can understand whether he’s the dog to
I can understand whether he’s the dog to play you in the movie
play you in the movie
play you in the movie number eight mozart versus relax
number eight mozart versus relax
number eight mozart versus relax my name is felix man welcome to The
my name is felix man welcome to The
my name is felix man welcome to The Devil’s Den I was getting busted up in
Devil’s Den I was getting busted up in
Devil’s Den I was getting busted up in this sprite and really pain
this sprite and really pain
this sprite and really pain next up we have another timeless
next up we have another timeless
next up we have another timeless composer facing off against another
composer facing off against another
composer facing off against another divisive musical act its Skrillex versus
divisive musical act its Skrillex versus
divisive musical act its Skrillex versus Mozart was such a bust so did you just
Mozart was such a bust so did you just
Mozart was such a bust so did you just get naked cops I’m a prodigy Sully and
get naked cops I’m a prodigy Sully and
get naked cops I’m a prodigy Sully and I’m a botanist back on pizza personal
I’m a botanist back on pizza personal
I’m a botanist back on pizza personal favorites of mine are all in the pun
favorites of mine are all in the pun
favorites of mine are all in the pun category and come from both sides of the
category and come from both sides of the
category and come from both sides of the battle namely baroque and worthless and
battle namely baroque and worthless and
battle namely baroque and worthless and M Skrill excrement is against you one
M Skrill excrement is against you one
M Skrill excrement is against you one can get old and it’s still excellent –
can get old and it’s still excellent –
can get old and it’s still excellent – Oh mom so often forget about the
Oh mom so often forget about the
Oh mom so often forget about the Skrillex I can’t believe the way you
Skrillex I can’t believe the way you
Skrillex I can’t believe the way you dress pick up step on the you’re not get
dress pick up step on the you’re not get
dress pick up step on the you’re not get evil Steve Arkell evil Rico pepper
evil Steve Arkell evil Rico pepper
evil Steve Arkell evil Rico pepper honestly most of these battles are in
honestly most of these battles are in
honestly most of these battles are in good fun but if there was one that we
good fun but if there was one that we
good fun but if there was one that we had to pick that seemed like it was
had to pick that seemed like it was
had to pick that seemed like it was trying to cut the deepest it be this one
trying to cut the deepest it be this one
trying to cut the deepest it be this one specifically Mozart’s verses but I’ll
specifically Mozart’s verses but I’ll
specifically Mozart’s verses but I’ll let you judge for yourself why don’t you
let you judge for yourself why don’t you
let you judge for yourself why don’t you put down your Cubase
put down your Cubase
put down your Cubase pick up a real ball I rocked hotter
pick up a real ball I rocked hotter
pick up a real ball I rocked hotter when I was five years old Oh bolster
when I was five years old Oh bolster
when I was five years old Oh bolster number seven dr. Seuss vs. William
number seven dr. Seuss vs. William
number seven dr. Seuss vs. William Shakespeare shanks the master of iambic
Shakespeare shanks the master of iambic
Shakespeare shanks the master of iambic pentameter throws down with the who’s
pentameter throws down with the who’s
pentameter throws down with the who’s who of who-ville dr. Seuss is writing is
who of who-ville dr. Seuss is writing is
who of who-ville dr. Seuss is writing is pretty good but it’s probably not
pretty good but it’s probably not
pretty good but it’s probably not Shakespeare and no one knows that better
Shakespeare and no one knows that better
Shakespeare and no one knows that better than Shakespeare huh bites my thumb I
than Shakespeare huh bites my thumb I
than Shakespeare huh bites my thumb I hope you know the stakes I’ll put a slug
hope you know the stakes I’ll put a slug
hope you know the stakes I’ll put a slug between your shoulder blades then ask
between your shoulder blades then ask
between your shoulder blades then ask what light through yonder breaks this is
what light through yonder breaks this is
what light through yonder breaks this is an interesting battle as far as these
an interesting battle as far as these
an interesting battle as far as these things go after starting the first verse
things go after starting the first verse
things go after starting the first verse a bit soft with rhymes that fittingly
a bit soft with rhymes that fittingly
a bit soft with rhymes that fittingly can only be described as Shakespearean
can only be described as Shakespearean
can only be described as Shakespearean dr. Supes comes back hard with a brutal
dr. Supes comes back hard with a brutal
dr. Supes comes back hard with a brutal verse what could not a bow free any of
verse what could not a bow free any of
verse what could not a bow free any of the 40’s play zero horton doesn’t want
the 40’s play zero horton doesn’t want
the 40’s play zero horton doesn’t want to hear you and Sidney Lowe who is a
to hear you and Sidney Lowe who is a
to hear you and Sidney Lowe who is a freckle dude
freckle dude
freckle dude so Shakespeare shakes it up for the
so Shakespeare shakes it up for the
so Shakespeare shakes it up for the second verse spitting his rhymes way
second verse spitting his rhymes way
second verse spitting his rhymes way faster definitely making this battle
faster definitely making this battle
faster definitely making this battle much harder to call the Bard is the
much harder to call the Bard is the
much harder to call the Bard is the building it’s a castle my boss spent
building it’s a castle my boss spent
building it’s a castle my boss spent upon them at the positive and killing it
upon them at the positive and killing it
upon them at the positive and killing it if you live in the flake it never cuts a
if you live in the flake it never cuts a
if you live in the flake it never cuts a color available on some cricket bully
color available on some cricket bully
color available on some cricket bully business while you’re sitting in
business while you’re sitting in
business while you’re sitting in complete chest dr. Seuss seems to know
complete chest dr. Seuss seems to know
complete chest dr. Seuss seems to know this and for his second verse he calls
this and for his second verse he calls
this and for his second verse he calls on thing 1 and thing 2 to do the rapping
on thing 1 and thing 2 to do the rapping
on thing 1 and thing 2 to do the rapping for him but it’s still a toss-up to see
for him but it’s still a toss-up to see
for him but it’s still a toss-up to see who takes this one you can take you
who takes this one you can take you
who takes this one you can take you fancy words and then come back home to
fancy words and then come back home to
fancy words and then come back home to your mama pick up in your ad with our
your mama pick up in your ad with our
your mama pick up in your ad with our feet pajamas
at number six we move away from mostly
at number six we move away from mostly historical figures and into two
historical figures and into two
historical figures and into two characters firmly planted in pop culture
characters firmly planted in pop culture
characters firmly planted in pop culture this is going to be a fight with some
this is going to be a fight with some
this is going to be a fight with some kick and it should be a halo of a fight
your armors hard but my abs are harder
your armors hard but my abs are harder your knighthood now shape for someone
your knighthood now shape for someone
your knighthood now shape for someone who’s pretty stoic in the games
who’s pretty stoic in the games
who’s pretty stoic in the games Master Chief gets pretty crude here
Master Chief gets pretty crude here
Master Chief gets pretty crude here between illusions to his plasma cannon
between illusions to his plasma cannon
between illusions to his plasma cannon and claiming to get more tea bags than
and claiming to get more tea bags than
and claiming to get more tea bags than Lipton john-117 is not holding back here
Lipton john-117 is not holding back here
Lipton john-117 is not holding back here fast katanas is a Greek so on chest in
fast katanas is a Greek so on chest in
fast katanas is a Greek so on chest in these lyrics of your past the monument
these lyrics of your past the monument
these lyrics of your past the monument to my sins the soldier needs to be clean
to my sins the soldier needs to be clean
to my sins the soldier needs to be clean away that you could be if my initials
away that you could be if my initials
away that you could be if my initials fellas see apparently survey says that
fellas see apparently survey says that
fellas see apparently survey says that Master Chief one this one but we sort of
Master Chief one this one but we sort of
Master Chief one this one but we sort of feel like Leonidas may have taken it
feel like Leonidas may have taken it
feel like Leonidas may have taken it that may just be because he’s channeling
that may just be because he’s channeling
that may just be because he’s channeling Macho Man Randy Savage here but I’m
Macho Man Randy Savage here but I’m
Macho Man Randy Savage here but I’m partial oh these are powered I’m rockin
partial oh these are powered I’m rockin
partial oh these are powered I’m rockin ease the pain
ease the pain
ease the pain fries were our space I’ll look you in
fries were our space I’ll look you in
fries were our space I’ll look you in the eyes you’re too much of a business
the eyes you’re too much of a business
the eyes you’re too much of a business yo-yo Fang number five Mario Brothers
yo-yo Fang number five Mario Brothers
yo-yo Fang number five Mario Brothers versus the Wright brothers perhaps the
versus the Wright brothers perhaps the
versus the Wright brothers perhaps the strangest matchup we’ve seen yet here
strangest matchup we’ve seen yet here
strangest matchup we’ve seen yet here the plumbers are facing off against the
the plumbers are facing off against the
the plumbers are facing off against the fathers of flight the brothers named
fathers of flight the brothers named
fathers of flight the brothers named Wright Wright brothers and there can be
Wright Wright brothers and there can be
Wright Wright brothers and there can be no other we don’t wanna cause trouble
no other we don’t wanna cause trouble
no other we don’t wanna cause trouble are you looking for your lover code your
are you looking for your lover code your
are you looking for your lover code your presence of an hour counsel now she’s
presence of an hour counsel now she’s
presence of an hour counsel now she’s gone
gone
gone we stayed up all night playing dog fans
we stayed up all night playing dog fans
we stayed up all night playing dog fans of good mythical morning should
of good mythical morning should
of good mythical morning should recognize rhett and Link as the Wright
recognize rhett and Link as the Wright
recognize rhett and Link as the Wright brothers with series regulars epiclloyd
brothers with series regulars epiclloyd
brothers with series regulars epiclloyd and nice Peter repping Nintendo on the
and nice Peter repping Nintendo on the
and nice Peter repping Nintendo on the other side me Mario and Luigi mother but
other side me Mario and Luigi mother but
other side me Mario and Luigi mother but I just get back in your pipe cleaner
I just get back in your pipe cleaner
I just get back in your pipe cleaner make out with each other
make out with each other
make out with each other Buster but are up who talkie to while
Buster but are up who talkie to while
Buster but are up who talkie to while the Mario Brothers definitely have the
the Mario Brothers definitely have the
the Mario Brothers definitely have the enthusiasm down I think this one clearly
enthusiasm down I think this one clearly
enthusiasm down I think this one clearly goes to the Wright brothers for landing
goes to the Wright brothers for landing
goes to the Wright brothers for landing more video game-themed burns we present
more video game-themed burns we present
more video game-themed burns we present all your bloody wipers our controller
all your bloody wipers our controller
all your bloody wipers our controller for every level of your to be scroll or
for every level of your to be scroll or
for every level of your to be scroll or you toggle letter tries but let me tell
you toggle letter tries but let me tell
you toggle letter tries but let me tell you something we’re gonna beat you so
you something we’re gonna beat you so
you something we’re gonna beat you so fast is like we’re holding down the B
fast is like we’re holding down the B
fast is like we’re holding down the B button number four Albert Einstein
button number four Albert Einstein
button number four Albert Einstein versus Stephen Hawking
after a few matchups that were a bit of
after a few matchups that were a bit of a stretch we finally come to one between
a stretch we finally come to one between
a stretch we finally come to one between two equals Albert Einstein’s throwing
two equals Albert Einstein’s throwing
two equals Albert Einstein’s throwing shade at Stephen Hawking and it’s about
shade at Stephen Hawking and it’s about
shade at Stephen Hawking and it’s about to get physical Astrophysical battlefury
to get physical Astrophysical battlefury
to get physical Astrophysical battlefury minds a relatively pre-owned so take a
minds a relatively pre-owned so take a
minds a relatively pre-owned so take a seat speed Oh gotcha home those of you
seat speed Oh gotcha home those of you
seat speed Oh gotcha home those of you that are wondering like I was how
that are wondering like I was how
that are wondering like I was how Stephen Hawking could spit rhymes with
Stephen Hawking could spit rhymes with
Stephen Hawking could spit rhymes with his condition will be glad to know that
his condition will be glad to know that
his condition will be glad to know that he’s taking a cue from Drake and
he’s taking a cue from Drake and
he’s taking a cue from Drake and auto-tuned himself to great results got
auto-tuned himself to great results got
auto-tuned himself to great results got no idea what you’re messing with here
no idea what you’re messing with here
no idea what you’re messing with here boy I’ve got 12 inch rims on my chair
boy I’ve got 12 inch rims on my chair
boy I’ve got 12 inch rims on my chair that’s how you look back someone glued a
that’s how you look back someone glued a
that’s how you look back someone glued a moustache on and roll so two fun bits of
moustache on and roll so two fun bits of
moustache on and roll so two fun bits of trivia about this one first you can see
trivia about this one first you can see
trivia about this one first you can see that Stephen Hawking is playing Angry
that Stephen Hawking is playing Angry
that Stephen Hawking is playing Angry Birds on his computer and second just in
Birds on his computer and second just in
Birds on his computer and second just in case you think this is all for jokes
case you think this is all for jokes
case you think this is all for jokes this song along with a number of others
this song along with a number of others
this song along with a number of others by the epic Rap Battles of History crew
by the epic Rap Battles of History crew
by the epic Rap Battles of History crew was certified gold by the Recording
was certified gold by the Recording
was certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America so
Industry Association of America so
Industry Association of America so there’s that I wanna chew that our work
there’s that I wanna chew that our work
there’s that I wanna chew that our work is based on you I’m a supercomputer
number three
number three Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney arriving at
Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney arriving at
Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney arriving at the perfect time in the midst of the
the perfect time in the midst of the
the perfect time in the midst of the last presidential election its two
last presidential election its two
last presidential election its two rivals who are definitely relatively
rivals who are definitely relatively
rivals who are definitely relatively evenly matched Barack Obama and Mitt
evenly matched Barack Obama and Mitt
evenly matched Barack Obama and Mitt Romney not gonna let this battle be
Romney not gonna let this battle be
Romney not gonna let this battle be dictated by fat rich I got that accent
dictated by fat rich I got that accent
dictated by fat rich I got that accent superb
superb
superb know what went down in that 2008
know what went down in that 2008
know what went down in that 2008 election you’re a seasoned politician
election you’re a seasoned politician
election you’re a seasoned politician with a winning complexion this battle
with a winning complexion this battle
with a winning complexion this battle actually contains one of the cleverest
actually contains one of the cleverest
actually contains one of the cleverest lines from pretty much anything let
lines from pretty much anything let
lines from pretty much anything let alone from these rap battles it goes
alone from these rap battles it goes
alone from these rap battles it goes Republicans need a puppet and you’ve
Republicans need a puppet and you’ve
Republicans need a puppet and you’ve been got their hands so far your rare
been got their hands so far your rare
been got their hands so far your rare call young man in an unexpected twist
call young man in an unexpected twist
call young man in an unexpected twist this battle eventually gets busted up by
this battle eventually gets busted up by
this battle eventually gets busted up by Abe Lincoln who I’m sure you’ll agree
Abe Lincoln who I’m sure you’ll agree
Abe Lincoln who I’m sure you’ll agree comes out as the undisputed champion of
comes out as the undisputed champion of
comes out as the undisputed champion of it all probably reach across the aisle
it all probably reach across the aisle
it all probably reach across the aisle and push back you as equal as a people
and push back you as equal as a people
and push back you as equal as a people by the people for the people
number two
number two Hitler vs. Darth Vader trilogy dog food
Hitler vs. Darth Vader trilogy dog food
Hitler vs. Darth Vader trilogy dog food oh yeah
at number two we have two masters of
at number two we have two masters of evil one fictional one real who’s it
evil one fictional one real who’s it
evil one fictional one real who’s it gonna be mine Kampf or mind choke I am a
gonna be mine Kampf or mind choke I am a
gonna be mine Kampf or mind choke I am a doctor commands of the Third Reich
doctor commands of the Third Reich
doctor commands of the Third Reich little-known fact also choke words of
little-known fact also choke words of
little-known fact also choke words of Mike you are Veda you sure that their
Mike you are Veda you sure that their
Mike you are Veda you sure that their boots and care and help it to come out
boots and care and help it to come out
boots and care and help it to come out that badass face this is the only time
that badass face this is the only time
that badass face this is the only time that this sentence is actually
that this sentence is actually
that this sentence is actually acceptable but I think that Hitler does
acceptable but I think that Hitler does
acceptable but I think that Hitler does it better here however as is the case
it better here however as is the case
it better here however as is the case with Star Wars movies and thankfully not
with Star Wars movies and thankfully not
with Star Wars movies and thankfully not the case with world wars these rap
the case with world wars these rap
the case with world wars these rap battles are a trilogy that’s right my
battles are a trilogy that’s right my
battles are a trilogy that’s right my car that gets a dot see to brainwash
car that gets a dot see to brainwash
car that gets a dot see to brainwash your eyes in the air Yahtzee
your eyes in the air Yahtzee
your eyes in the air Yahtzee Deanna Jones with my CV so Maurice how
Deanna Jones with my CV so Maurice how
Deanna Jones with my CV so Maurice how great your concentration while many of
great your concentration while many of
great your concentration while many of these showdowns demonstrate a pretty
these showdowns demonstrate a pretty
these showdowns demonstrate a pretty good knowledge of history this trilogy
good knowledge of history this trilogy
good knowledge of history this trilogy shows a deep deep knowledge of Star Wars
shows a deep deep knowledge of Star Wars
shows a deep deep knowledge of Star Wars bonus points for Boba Fett’s surprise
bonus points for Boba Fett’s surprise
bonus points for Boba Fett’s surprise entrance and exit I got a jetpack you
entrance and exit I got a jetpack you
entrance and exit I got a jetpack you know I feel the show while Hitler really
know I feel the show while Hitler really
know I feel the show while Hitler really has some strong showings throughout the
has some strong showings throughout the
has some strong showings throughout the last verse in the last video really
last verse in the last video really
last verse in the last video really let’s the Fuhrer know who his daddy is I
let’s the Fuhrer know who his daddy is I
let’s the Fuhrer know who his daddy is I know you’re funny don’t you guises
know you’re funny don’t you guises
know you’re funny don’t you guises thrown in just before we get to our top
thrown in just before we get to our top
thrown in just before we get to our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions
pick here are a few honorable mentions I’m spread warm blooded Gordon 40 score
I’m spread warm blooded Gordon 40 score
I’m spread warm blooded Gordon 40 score your beauty Civil Wars bitch I tell you
your beauty Civil Wars bitch I tell you
your beauty Civil Wars bitch I tell you no not your beard with your wrinkly
no not your beard with your wrinkly
no not your beard with your wrinkly balls Bry on the one rob us guru level
balls Bry on the one rob us guru level
balls Bry on the one rob us guru level you got your ass beat
you got your ass beat
you got your ass beat there’s only one way
when I was high on the mountain God
when I was high on the mountain God revealed the truth of the earth but he
revealed the truth of the earth but he
revealed the truth of the earth but he never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf
never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf
never mentioned a fat ass Papa Smurf it takes nine rain mr. all your fat ass
it takes nine rain mr. all your fat ass
it takes nine rain mr. all your fat ass you took the Christ out of Christmas
you took the Christ out of Christmas
you took the Christ out of Christmas that you’re standing oh man
that you’re standing oh man
that you’re standing oh man watch what you say just love me more
watch what you say just love me more
watch what you say just love me more than luck I’m not the one with my face
than luck I’m not the one with my face
than luck I’m not the one with my face on some white guys captain bro we
on some white guys captain bro we
on some white guys captain bro we should’ve bought survivor customized I
should’ve bought survivor customized I
should’ve bought survivor customized I proved by the th KGB is the better G in
proved by the th KGB is the better G in
proved by the th KGB is the better G in the FCC series number one Steve Jobs
the FCC series number one Steve Jobs
the FCC series number one Steve Jobs versus Bill Gates let me just step right
versus Bill Gates let me just step right
versus Bill Gates let me just step right in I got things to add a I’m an eater
in I got things to add a I’m an eater
in I got things to add a I’m an eater bring a baby kids are worried it’s a 500
bring a baby kids are worried it’s a 500
bring a baby kids are worried it’s a 500 kids taking the top spot on our list
kids taking the top spot on our list
kids taking the top spot on our list representing one of the great
representing one of the great
representing one of the great existential debates of our time we have
existential debates of our time we have
existential debates of our time we have a showdown in Silicon Valley between
a showdown in Silicon Valley between
a showdown in Silicon Valley between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs no job the
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs no job the
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs no job the American ring will get secondhand team
American ring will get secondhand team
American ring will get secondhand team then you tear a hole in the middle a
then you tear a hole in the middle a
then you tear a hole in the middle a pony head around a big falling back as
pony head around a big falling back as
pony head around a big falling back as this debate will seemingly last forever
this debate will seemingly last forever
this debate will seemingly last forever so – is this rap battle evenly matched
so – is this rap battle evenly matched
so – is this rap battle evenly matched both sides actually drop some pretty
both sides actually drop some pretty
both sides actually drop some pretty good points but Steve’s late game
good points but Steve’s late game
good points but Steve’s late game heavenly ascension clearly gets under
heavenly ascension clearly gets under
heavenly ascension clearly gets under Bill’s skin talk about doctors asking a
Bill’s skin talk about doctors asking a
Bill’s skin talk about doctors asking a few cuz I got a PC but it wasn’t from
few cuz I got a PC but it wasn’t from
few cuz I got a PC but it wasn’t from you up as a legacy son you can never
you up as a legacy son you can never
you up as a legacy son you can never stop it now excuse me while I turn
stop it now excuse me while I turn
stop it now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit however the greatest
heaven a profit however the greatest
heaven a profit however the greatest shocker comes even later when Hal 9000
shocker comes even later when Hal 9000
shocker comes even later when Hal 9000 from Kubrick’s Space Odyssey crashes the
from Kubrick’s Space Odyssey crashes the
from Kubrick’s Space Odyssey crashes the whole thing and crowns himself the King
whole thing and crowns himself the King
whole thing and crowns himself the King CPU stomach all one’s cold beaches in 79
CPU stomach all one’s cold beaches in 79
CPU stomach all one’s cold beaches in 79 to :
to :
to : the engine of the things olga celesta
the engine of the things olga celesta
the engine of the things olga celesta let the Terminator told you well that’s
let the Terminator told you well that’s
let the Terminator told you well that’s a wrap for our countdown we hope you
a wrap for our countdown we hope you
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