say right here look 200 meters out let’s say right behind that backside there
say right behind that backside there
say right behind that backside there plus lieutenant we got a bus come on you
plus lieutenant we got a bus come on you
plus lieutenant we got a bus come on you seriously thought that was gonna get a
seriously thought that was gonna get a
seriously thought that was gonna get a sequel the men on the roof so bus I
sequel the men on the roof so bus I
sequel the men on the roof so bus I think it could be operational welcome to
think it could be operational welcome to
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down our picks for the top 10 failed
down our picks for the top 10 failed movie franchises so good I miss you but
movie franchises so good I miss you but
movie franchises so good I miss you but did you long baby wait for this list
did you long baby wait for this list
did you long baby wait for this list we’re taking a look at big-budget movies
we’re taking a look at big-budget movies
we’re taking a look at big-budget movies that were supposed to inspire multiple
that were supposed to inspire multiple
that were supposed to inspire multiple installments but couldn’t even get past
installments but couldn’t even get past
installments but couldn’t even get past one entry due to poor box office returns
one entry due to poor box office returns
one entry due to poor box office returns critical reviews and viewer response you
critical reviews and viewer response you
critical reviews and viewer response you got to move fast boss is a big target I
got to move fast boss is a big target I
got to move fast boss is a big target I made the call number 10 battle Los
made the call number 10 battle Los
made the call number 10 battle Los Angeles Favreau Harris antenna needs
Angeles Favreau Harris antenna needs
Angeles Favreau Harris antenna needs recon on a bus but runs get it back here
recon on a bus but runs get it back here
recon on a bus but runs get it back here alright yeah either if you know how our
alright yeah either if you know how our
alright yeah either if you know how our bus of all the commercial products
bus of all the commercial products
bus of all the commercial products solely designed to manipulate the male
solely designed to manipulate the male
solely designed to manipulate the male gender battle Los Angeles is one of the
gender battle Los Angeles is one of the
gender battle Los Angeles is one of the most blatant this is our last shot got
most blatant this is our last shot got
most blatant this is our last shot got it
the film is overstuffed with everything
the film is overstuffed with everything macho including the American military
macho including the American military
macho including the American military lethal aliens
lethal aliens
lethal aliens explosions video game action sequences
explosions video game action sequences
explosions video game action sequences and Michelle Rodriguez as a tough
and Michelle Rodriguez as a tough
and Michelle Rodriguez as a tough soldier I didn’t get this far off on my
soldier I didn’t get this far off on my
soldier I didn’t get this far off on my good looks I’m ready for payback
good looks I’m ready for payback
good looks I’m ready for payback maybe this would be cool if there was
maybe this would be cool if there was
maybe this would be cool if there was something of substance backing it all up
something of substance backing it all up
something of substance backing it all up but battle Los Angeles has about as much
but battle Los Angeles has about as much
but battle Los Angeles has about as much nutritional value as a certain Michael
nutritional value as a certain Michael
nutritional value as a certain Michael Bay franchise maybe I can help I’m a
Bay franchise maybe I can help I’m a
Bay franchise maybe I can help I’m a veterinarian
veterinarian
veterinarian unlike transformers though this film
unlike transformers though this film
unlike transformers though this film lost the battle and the war with
lost the battle and the war with
lost the battle and the war with audiences I need you to be my little
audiences I need you to be my little
audiences I need you to be my little Maria you don’t lie
because we range don’t never nine super
because we range don’t never nine super mario brothers name last name mario if
mario brothers name last name mario if
mario brothers name last name mario if you’re a die-hard Nintendo fan there’s
you’re a die-hard Nintendo fan there’s
you’re a die-hard Nintendo fan there’s plenty to be furious about when watching
plenty to be furious about when watching
plenty to be furious about when watching Super Mario Brothers ok what’s your name
Super Mario Brothers ok what’s your name
Super Mario Brothers ok what’s your name Luigi Luigi Luigi Oh Luigi Mario Mario
Luigi Luigi Luigi Oh Luigi Mario Mario
Luigi Luigi Luigi Oh Luigi Mario Mario Mario and Luigi Maya the fact that
Mario and Luigi Maya the fact that
Mario and Luigi Maya the fact that neither Mario nor Luigi have Italian
neither Mario nor Luigi have Italian
neither Mario nor Luigi have Italian accents the fact that their last name is
accents the fact that their last name is
accents the fact that their last name is Mario the fact that the movie barely
Mario the fact that the movie barely
Mario the fact that the movie barely resembled the video games they were
resembled the video games they were
resembled the video games they were based on and that’s just the tip of the
based on and that’s just the tip of the
based on and that’s just the tip of the iceberg I must say we have a very
iceberg I must say we have a very
iceberg I must say we have a very exciting proposal a video game based on
exciting proposal a video game based on
exciting proposal a video game based on your many adventurers what would you
your many adventurers what would you
your many adventurers what would you call it
Iggy’s world
Iggy’s world what’s insulting above all else is that
what’s insulting above all else is that
what’s insulting above all else is that the filmmakers left matters on a
the filmmakers left matters on a
the filmmakers left matters on a cliffhanger assuming that people would
cliffhanger assuming that people would
cliffhanger assuming that people would actually want to see a sequel to this
actually want to see a sequel to this
actually want to see a sequel to this mess you gotta come with me I need your
mess you gotta come with me I need your
mess you gotta come with me I need your help
help
help what’s wrong a more appropriate ending
what’s wrong a more appropriate ending
what’s wrong a more appropriate ending would have been a game over screen I
would have been a game over screen I
would have been a game over screen I disintegrated am I still here
disintegrated am I still here
disintegrated am I still here what is this mess this is car
number eight the 18 well I’m a little
number eight the 18 well I’m a little taken back I’m not gonna lie an eighteen
taken back I’m not gonna lie an eighteen
taken back I’m not gonna lie an eighteen movie had been in development since the
movie had been in development since the
movie had been in development since the mid 90s by the time the film finally
mid 90s by the time the film finally
mid 90s by the time the film finally came out in 2010 it was too little too
came out in 2010 it was too little too
came out in 2010 it was too little too late you almost got yourself killed she
late you almost got yourself killed she
late you almost got yourself killed she almost got me killed almost got him
almost got me killed almost got him
almost got me killed almost got him killed while not a colossal flop modern
killed while not a colossal flop modern
killed while not a colossal flop modern moviegoers were borderline uninterested
moviegoers were borderline uninterested
moviegoers were borderline uninterested in seeing a screen adaptation of an
in seeing a screen adaptation of an
in seeing a screen adaptation of an eighty series starring Oscar Schindler
eighty series starring Oscar Schindler
eighty series starring Oscar Schindler Phil from The Hangover that one guy from
Phil from The Hangover that one guy from
Phil from The Hangover that one guy from district 9 and not mr. t this is it
district 9 and not mr. t this is it
district 9 and not mr. t this is it right here it’s just batshit insane it’s
right here it’s just batshit insane it’s
right here it’s just batshit insane it’s fitting that the a-team never has a plan
fitting that the a-team never has a plan
fitting that the a-team never has a plan B since director Joe Carnahan announced
B since director Joe Carnahan announced
B since director Joe Carnahan announced that a sequel won’t be happening Murdock
that a sequel won’t be happening Murdock
that a sequel won’t be happening Murdock burn the hell at it like it was damn
burn the hell at it like it was damn
burn the hell at it like it was damn number seven jumper I I think I need to
number seven jumper I I think I need to
number seven jumper I I think I need to talk to my lawyers after winning
talk to my lawyers after winning
talk to my lawyers after winning multiple Razzies for the Star Wars
multiple Razzies for the Star Wars
multiple Razzies for the Star Wars prequels Hayden Christensen was given
prequels Hayden Christensen was given
prequels Hayden Christensen was given one more chance to prove to mainstream
one more chance to prove to mainstream
one more chance to prove to mainstream audiences that he could carry a film
audiences that he could carry a film
audiences that he could carry a film with jumper as high as Christensen
with jumper as high as Christensen
with jumper as high as Christensen jumped he fell hard with this instantly
jumped he fell hard with this instantly
jumped he fell hard with this instantly forgettable Turkey right
like Christensen’s performance
like Christensen’s performance everything about the movie is
everything about the movie is
everything about the movie is bombastically bland from the effects to
bombastically bland from the effects to
bombastically bland from the effects to the premise to the action sequences
the premise to the action sequences
the premise to the action sequences what’s going on even the name jumper
what’s going on even the name jumper
what’s going on even the name jumper sounds like a half-assed working title
sounds like a half-assed working title
sounds like a half-assed working title no wonder a sequel failed to get off the
no wonder a sequel failed to get off the
no wonder a sequel failed to get off the ground can I help you
ground can I help you
ground can I help you number six I am Number Four I know I’m
number six I am Number Four I know I’m
number six I am Number Four I know I’m next
next
next I am Number Four one of several teen
I am Number Four one of several teen
I am Number Four one of several teen romance films that desperately wanted to
romance films that desperately wanted to
romance films that desperately wanted to be the next Twilight I am Number Four
be the next Twilight I am Number Four
be the next Twilight I am Number Four tells another story of an attractive
tells another story of an attractive
tells another story of an attractive outsider who falls for an ordinary girl
outsider who falls for an ordinary girl
outsider who falls for an ordinary girl in a quiet town and we warn me of the
in a quiet town and we warn me of the
in a quiet town and we warn me of the only fawful in person
the only difference is that the
the only difference is that the protagonist is a sexy brooding alien
protagonist is a sexy brooding alien
protagonist is a sexy brooding alien with no personality instead of a sexy
with no personality instead of a sexy
with no personality instead of a sexy brooding vampire with no personality
brooding vampire with no personality
brooding vampire with no personality boring as hell yeah yeah granted I am
boring as hell yeah yeah granted I am
boring as hell yeah yeah granted I am Number Four is a little less chick
Number Four is a little less chick
Number Four is a little less chick oriented with the occasional action set
oriented with the occasional action set
oriented with the occasional action set piece to keep the guys amused I posed to
piece to keep the guys amused I posed to
piece to keep the guys amused I posed to pussies
he killed Henry
he killed Henry I want him
in the end however the film didn’t
in the end however the film didn’t attract either gender oh well that was
attract either gender oh well that was
attract either gender oh well that was disappointing
disappointing
disappointing number five Lemony Snicket’s A Series of
number five Lemony Snicket’s A Series of
number five Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
Unfortunate Events
Unfortunate Events my name is Lemony Snicket and it is my
my name is Lemony Snicket and it is my
my name is Lemony Snicket and it is my sad duty to document this tale to be
sad duty to document this tale to be
sad duty to document this tale to be fair a series of unfortunate events was
fair a series of unfortunate events was
fair a series of unfortunate events was a fun adaptation it captured the darkly
a fun adaptation it captured the darkly
a fun adaptation it captured the darkly whimsical spirit of Lemony Snicket’s
whimsical spirit of Lemony Snicket’s
whimsical spirit of Lemony Snicket’s books and Jim Carrey was born to play
books and Jim Carrey was born to play
books and Jim Carrey was born to play Count Olaf who shall play the most
Count Olaf who shall play the most
Count Olaf who shall play the most handsome count in all the world with 13
handsome count in all the world with 13
handsome count in all the world with 13 novels in the series though there was
novels in the series though there was
novels in the series though there was simply too much material to squeeze into
simply too much material to squeeze into
simply too much material to squeeze into one or even several films as a result a
one or even several films as a result a
one or even several films as a result a series of unfortunate events felt a bit
series of unfortunate events felt a bit
series of unfortunate events felt a bit rushed while failing to attract an
rushed while failing to attract an
rushed while failing to attract an enduring audience oh and by the way
enduring audience oh and by the way
enduring audience oh and by the way you’re a terrible actor
let’s keep our heads here hopefully the
let’s keep our heads here hopefully the TV series developed by Netflix we’ll
TV series developed by Netflix we’ll
TV series developed by Netflix we’ll have better luck these children tried to
have better luck these children tried to
have better luck these children tried to tell you but you wouldn’t listen no one
tell you but you wouldn’t listen no one
tell you but you wouldn’t listen no one ever listens to children number four the
ever listens to children number four the
ever listens to children number four the Golden Compass well some people know
Golden Compass well some people know
Golden Compass well some people know what’s best for them and some people
what’s best for them and some people
what’s best for them and some people don’t
don’t
don’t from a technical standpoint the Golden
from a technical standpoint the Golden
from a technical standpoint the Golden Compass had all the right tools to bring
Compass had all the right tools to bring
Compass had all the right tools to bring Philip Pullman’s celebrated novel to
Philip Pullman’s celebrated novel to
Philip Pullman’s celebrated novel to life hush pan off the film even won an
life hush pan off the film even won an
life hush pan off the film even won an Oscar for it’s jaw-dropping special
Oscar for it’s jaw-dropping special
Oscar for it’s jaw-dropping special effects but as beautiful as the film
effects but as beautiful as the film
effects but as beautiful as the film looked the story’s complex themes
looked the story’s complex themes
looked the story’s complex themes regarding religion and free will were
regarding religion and free will were
regarding religion and free will were lost in the midst of all the visual eye
lost in the midst of all the visual eye
lost in the midst of all the visual eye candy fans of the books were
candy fans of the books were
candy fans of the books were disappointed those who never read the
disappointed those who never read the
disappointed those who never read the book were just confused and director
book were just confused and director
book were just confused and director Chris Weitz has practically disowned the
Chris Weitz has practically disowned the
Chris Weitz has practically disowned the film which he claimed was ruined due to
film which he claimed was ruined due to
film which he claimed was ruined due to the studio’s involvement oh wise person
the studio’s involvement oh wise person
the studio’s involvement oh wise person knows Myra there are some things that we
knows Myra there are some things that we
knows Myra there are some things that we best ignore subjects that you why didn’t
best ignore subjects that you why didn’t
best ignore subjects that you why didn’t ever speak about number three
ever speak about number three
ever speak about number three JOHN CARTER mr. burrows no adult and
JOHN CARTER mr. burrows no adult and
JOHN CARTER mr. burrows no adult and your uncle’s attorney
your uncle’s attorney
your uncle’s attorney my deepest sympathies Disney’s lucky
my deepest sympathies Disney’s lucky
my deepest sympathies Disney’s lucky that they’ve produced some of the
that they’ve produced some of the
that they’ve produced some of the biggest franchises of all time because
biggest franchises of all time because
biggest franchises of all time because the company has also gambled away
the company has also gambled away
the company has also gambled away countless millions on some of the
countless millions on some of the
countless millions on some of the biggest bombs like John Carter John
biggest bombs like John Carter John
biggest bombs like John Carter John Carter of Mars
Carter of Mars
Carter of Mars send as much better this space adventure
send as much better this space adventure
send as much better this space adventure tried nothing new borrowing elements
tried nothing new borrowing elements
tried nothing new borrowing elements from Pirates of the Caribbean avatar
from Pirates of the Caribbean avatar
from Pirates of the Caribbean avatar Thor and every other popular blockbuster
Thor and every other popular blockbuster
Thor and every other popular blockbuster in recent memory
in recent memory
in recent memory it’s kind of ironic that a film based on
it’s kind of ironic that a film based on
it’s kind of ironic that a film based on a revolutionary sci-fi novel and
a revolutionary sci-fi novel and
a revolutionary sci-fi novel and directed by the brilliant Andrew Stanton
directed by the brilliant Andrew Stanton
directed by the brilliant Andrew Stanton would amount to such a mundane and
would amount to such a mundane and
would amount to such a mundane and uninspired waste of time
uninspired waste of time
uninspired waste of time not to mention money all right then Sola
not to mention money all right then Sola
not to mention money all right then Sola just play along
just play along
just play along number two Green Lantern
in an age of the Marvel Cinematic
in an age of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Dark Knight trilogy
Universe and the Dark Knight trilogy
Universe and the Dark Knight trilogy Green Lantern came off like a
Green Lantern came off like a
Green Lantern came off like a multi-million dollar after-school
multi-million dollar after-school
multi-million dollar after-school special hello right
special hello right
special hello right although the cast was blameless for the
although the cast was blameless for the
although the cast was blameless for the most part the effects were CGI overkill
most part the effects were CGI overkill
most part the effects were CGI overkill the villains were literally cartoon
the villains were literally cartoon
the villains were literally cartoon characters and the plot never took off
characters and the plot never took off
characters and the plot never took off do you think I’m irresponsible I need to
do you think I’m irresponsible I need to
do you think I’m irresponsible I need to answer this fortunately it at least
answer this fortunately it at least
answer this fortunately it at least looks like DC is trying to get their act
looks like DC is trying to get their act
looks like DC is trying to get their act together with their new lineup of
together with their new lineup of
together with their new lineup of upcoming movies that’s really cool
upcoming movies that’s really cool
upcoming movies that’s really cool fanboys are gonna have to wait several
fanboys are gonna have to wait several
fanboys are gonna have to wait several more years however to see if they’ll
more years however to see if they’ll
more years however to see if they’ll finally do the Green Lantern Justice
finally do the Green Lantern Justice
finally do the Green Lantern Justice sorry I got a run make yourself at home
sorry I got a run make yourself at home
sorry I got a run make yourself at home okay there’s a water in the tap before
okay there’s a water in the tap before
okay there’s a water in the tap before we get to our top pick here are some
we get to our top pick here are some
we get to our top pick here are some honorable or in this case this honorable
honorable or in this case this honorable
honorable or in this case this honorable mentions come on let’s see when you go
mentions come on let’s see when you go
mentions come on let’s see when you go you want speed
they’re ignoring me they’re ignoring
they’re ignoring me they’re ignoring everybody’s ignoring me pick up the
everybody’s ignoring me pick up the
everybody’s ignoring me pick up the phone could be worse
phone could be worse
phone could be worse worse how could this be worse
number one The Last Airbender bring me
number one The Last Airbender bring me all your elderly seeing how Avatar The
all your elderly seeing how Avatar The
all your elderly seeing how Avatar The Last Airbender was pretty much perfect
Last Airbender was pretty much perfect
Last Airbender was pretty much perfect to begin with M night Shyamalan had no
to begin with M night Shyamalan had no
to begin with M night Shyamalan had no reason to make a live-action cliffnotes
reason to make a live-action cliffnotes
reason to make a live-action cliffnotes film adaptation it wasn’t very smart
film adaptation it wasn’t very smart
film adaptation it wasn’t very smart given how phenomenal the animated series
given how phenomenal the animated series
given how phenomenal the animated series remains though shouldn’t some of that
remains though shouldn’t some of that
remains though shouldn’t some of that greatness have worked its way into the
greatness have worked its way into the
greatness have worked its way into the last airbender nuke they had his chance
last airbender nuke they had his chance
last airbender nuke they had his chance and missed it instead Shyamalan messed
and missed it instead Shyamalan messed
and missed it instead Shyamalan messed with poor elements while stripping the
with poor elements while stripping the
with poor elements while stripping the story of any humor heart or magic and
story of any humor heart or magic and
story of any humor heart or magic and said is it my version so much better you
said is it my version so much better you
said is it my version so much better you guys fans around the world responded
guys fans around the world responded
guys fans around the world responded with a resounding nope bringing this new
with a resounding nope bringing this new
with a resounding nope bringing this new avatar cycle to an end before it even
avatar cycle to an end before it even
avatar cycle to an end before it even started
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movies deservedly failed to spawn a
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