if these words are spoken to you be worried they may be the last thing you
worried they may be the last thing you
worried they may be the last thing you ever hear you’re gonna be cool or you’ll
ever hear you’re gonna be cool or you’ll
ever hear you’re gonna be cool or you’ll be just as dead as these welcome to
be just as dead as these welcome to
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten pre-kill
down our picks for the top ten pre-kill
down our picks for the top ten pre-kill quips in movies you’re fired
quips in movies you’re fired
quips in movies you’re fired for this list we’re looking at the most
for this list we’re looking at the most
for this list we’re looking at the most memorable and badass one-liners remarks
memorable and badass one-liners remarks
memorable and badass one-liners remarks jokes or wisecracks
jokes or wisecracks
jokes or wisecracks from films uttered by characters just
from films uttered by characters just
from films uttered by characters just before they kill someone knock-knock
number 10 yeah you too
number 10 yeah you too the thing how’s it coming in there after
the thing how’s it coming in there after
the thing how’s it coming in there after spending the entire film watching
spending the entire film watching
spending the entire film watching everyone around him slowly be turned
everyone around him slowly be turned
everyone around him slowly be turned into deadly monsters trying to kill him
into deadly monsters trying to kill him
into deadly monsters trying to kill him it’s not surprising that McCready is a
it’s not surprising that McCready is a
it’s not surprising that McCready is a little on edge when his plan to destroy
little on edge when his plan to destroy
little on edge when his plan to destroy one of those creatures goes awry this is
one of those creatures goes awry this is
one of those creatures goes awry this is his opportunity to release all of that
his opportunity to release all of that
his opportunity to release all of that anger a perfect line that encapsulates
anger a perfect line that encapsulates
anger a perfect line that encapsulates the frustration he must be feeling and
the frustration he must be feeling and
the frustration he must be feeling and gives the audience a few seconds of
gives the audience a few seconds of
gives the audience a few seconds of levity these words are the perfect
levity these words are the perfect
levity these words are the perfect capper to everything that came before it
capper to everything that came before it
capper to everything that came before it you two
number nine give my regards to King Tut
number nine give my regards to King Tut asshole stargate kurt russell is added
asshole stargate kurt russell is added
asshole stargate kurt russell is added again as a special ops colonel who
again as a special ops colonel who
again as a special ops colonel who begins an adventure in another world
begins an adventure in another world
begins an adventure in another world with no great desire to survive or
with no great desire to survive or
with no great desire to survive or return home he finds the fight for
return home he finds the fight for
return home he finds the fight for survival inside himself Anubis the
survival inside himself Anubis the
survival inside himself Anubis the personal guard of his enemy raw has the
personal guard of his enemy raw has the
personal guard of his enemy raw has the unenviable task of trying to relieve
unenviable task of trying to relieve
unenviable task of trying to relieve Jack O’Neill of his life and that brings
Jack O’Neill of his life and that brings
Jack O’Neill of his life and that brings us to this line derisive and concise
us to this line derisive and concise
us to this line derisive and concise this quip works on every level
this quip works on every level
this quip works on every level especially when delivered by a true
especially when delivered by a true
especially when delivered by a true Hollywood hero in my regards to King
Hollywood hero in my regards to King
Hollywood hero in my regards to King Todd asshole
number eight say hello to your brother
number eight say hello to your brother die hard with a vengeance you are about
die hard with a vengeance you are about
die hard with a vengeance you are about to have a very bad day considered by
to have a very bad day considered by
to have a very bad day considered by many to be the best die hard sequel
many to be the best die hard sequel
many to be the best die hard sequel which makes sense when you remember the
which makes sense when you remember the
which makes sense when you remember the villainous family ties to the original
villainous family ties to the original
villainous family ties to the original with a vengeance features the coolest
with a vengeance features the coolest
with a vengeance features the coolest pre kill wisecrack of them all trying to
pre kill wisecrack of them all trying to
pre kill wisecrack of them all trying to touch it an illusion to the death of a
touch it an illusion to the death of a
touch it an illusion to the death of a legendary villain Hans Gruber who
legendary villain Hans Gruber who
legendary villain Hans Gruber who MacLean killed all those years earlier
MacLean killed all those years earlier
MacLean killed all those years earlier it works completely as a spit in the
it works completely as a spit in the
it works completely as a spit in the face – the bad guy and as a pleasant
face – the bad guy and as a pleasant
face – the bad guy and as a pleasant callback for the audience
callback for the audience
callback for the audience despite also loving the all-time classic
despite also loving the all-time classic
despite also loving the all-time classic line from the original Happy Trails Hans
line from the original Happy Trails Hans
line from the original Happy Trails Hans Happy Trails Hans
Happy Trails Hans
Happy Trails Hans it was the huge smile that this line
it was the huge smile that this line
it was the huge smile that this line brings to our faces that earned its
brings to our faces that earned its
brings to our faces that earned its place on our list say hello to your
place on our list say hello to your
place on our list say hello to your brother
number seven let’s get high a Nightmare
number seven let’s get high a Nightmare on Elm Street three dream warriors how
on Elm Street three dream warriors how
on Elm Street three dream warriors how do we find him Kristen as the Nightmare
do we find him Kristen as the Nightmare
do we find him Kristen as the Nightmare on Elm Street series progressed Freddy
on Elm Street series progressed Freddy
on Elm Street series progressed Freddy Krueger became a catchphrase uttering
Krueger became a catchphrase uttering
Krueger became a catchphrase uttering facsimile of his earlier scary yourself
facsimile of his earlier scary yourself
facsimile of his earlier scary yourself where you going though that may not have
where you going though that may not have
where you going though that may not have worked for some horror purists it
worked for some horror purists it
worked for some horror purists it certainly works for our list here today
certainly works for our list here today
certainly works for our list here today though lines like tell them Freddy sent
though lines like tell them Freddy sent
though lines like tell them Freddy sent you and told you comic books was bad for
you and told you comic books was bad for
you and told you comic books was bad for you
you
you we’re standouts Joe comic books was bad
we’re standouts Joe comic books was bad
we’re standouts Joe comic books was bad for ya it was this line from the third
for ya it was this line from the third
for ya it was this line from the third film that worked the best for us an
film that worked the best for us an
film that worked the best for us an exceptional example of how Freddy turns
exceptional example of how Freddy turns
exceptional example of how Freddy turns your vices against you using a line any
your vices against you using a line any
your vices against you using a line any junkie would love to hear to kill a
junkie would love to hear to kill a
junkie would love to hear to kill a former one is his victims absolute
former one is his victims absolute
former one is his victims absolute nightmare number six I am no man the
nightmare number six I am no man the
nightmare number six I am no man the Lord of the Rings The Return of the King
Lord of the Rings The Return of the King
Lord of the Rings The Return of the King restore nice when Peter Jackson chose to
restore nice when Peter Jackson chose to
restore nice when Peter Jackson chose to adapt j.r.r tolkien ‘he’s classic works
adapt j.r.r tolkien ‘he’s classic works
adapt j.r.r tolkien ‘he’s classic works into a series of films he must have
into a series of films he must have
into a series of films he must have realized one weakness of the series was
realized one weakness of the series was
realized one weakness of the series was how few good female roles there were I
how few good female roles there were I
how few good female roles there were I will kill you if you touch him luckily
will kill you if you touch him luckily
will kill you if you touch him luckily for him he could rely heavily on aon to
for him he could rely heavily on aon to
for him he could rely heavily on aon to fill that responsibility
in the final film she has as strong an
in the final film she has as strong an effect on the outcome of the battles for
effect on the outcome of the battles for
effect on the outcome of the battles for middle-earth as nearly anyone oh man
uttering this classic succinct line
uttering this classic succinct line after she was told no man could kill the
after she was told no man could kill the
after she was told no man could kill the leader of the Nazgul she puts down a
leader of the Nazgul she puts down a
leader of the Nazgul she puts down a truly deadly villain as bravely and
truly deadly villain as bravely and
truly deadly villain as bravely and effectively as any man could I am Nomad
number five dodge this the matrix what
number five dodge this the matrix what are you trying to tell me that I can
are you trying to tell me that I can
are you trying to tell me that I can dodge bullets it’s an unfortunate truth
dodge bullets it’s an unfortunate truth
dodge bullets it’s an unfortunate truth but the two mediocre sequels to this
but the two mediocre sequels to this
but the two mediocre sequels to this sci-fi classic have obscured some
sci-fi classic have obscured some
sci-fi classic have obscured some people’s memories of just how awesome
people’s memories of just how awesome
people’s memories of just how awesome the first film truly is
up until this moment we thought it
up until this moment we thought it seemed impossible to take down an agent
seemed impossible to take down an agent
seemed impossible to take down an agent at all
at all
at all among many other things they’ve shown
among many other things they’ve shown
among many other things they’ve shown themselves capable of dodging a bullet
themselves capable of dodging a bullet
themselves capable of dodging a bullet but Trinity finds a surefire way to put
but Trinity finds a surefire way to put
but Trinity finds a surefire way to put an end to that
an end to that
an end to that seriously how awesome is this dodge this
number four get off my plane
number four get off my plane Air Force one listen to me You Know Who
Air Force one listen to me You Know Who
Air Force one listen to me You Know Who I am I’m the President of the United
I am I’m the President of the United
I am I’m the President of the United States
States
States Harrison Ford will always be associated
Harrison Ford will always be associated
Harrison Ford will always be associated with his two standout roles as han Solo
with his two standout roles as han Solo
with his two standout roles as han Solo and Indiana Jones and though they both
and Indiana Jones and though they both
and Indiana Jones and though they both have some truly magnificent dialogue
have some truly magnificent dialogue
have some truly magnificent dialogue they aren’t known for their pre-death
they aren’t known for their pre-death
they aren’t known for their pre-death wit we can’t give in to their demands
wit we can’t give in to their demands
wit we can’t give in to their demands instead it’s Ford’s turn as a president
instead it’s Ford’s turn as a president
instead it’s Ford’s turn as a president whose family is under attack mid-flight
whose family is under attack mid-flight
whose family is under attack mid-flight that finds its way here I’ll do anything
that finds its way here I’ll do anything
that finds its way here I’ll do anything to save my family don’t ask me for
to save my family don’t ask me for
to save my family don’t ask me for something I can’t give the type of line
something I can’t give the type of line
something I can’t give the type of line that only works if you’re an actor as
that only works if you’re an actor as
that only works if you’re an actor as cool as the Ford and happens to be
cool as the Ford and happens to be
cool as the Ford and happens to be playing a kick-ass country leader
playing a kick-ass country leader
playing a kick-ass country leader everything came together for this one
everything came together for this one
everything came together for this one get off my plane
number three I lied
number three I lied commando what is important which is
commando what is important which is
commando what is important which is gravity
gravity
gravity it seems outrageous that an actor with a
it seems outrageous that an actor with a
it seems outrageous that an actor with a thick Austrian accent might just be the
thick Austrian accent might just be the
thick Austrian accent might just be the best actor for conveying whatever
best actor for conveying whatever
best actor for conveying whatever hilarious zinger screenwriters can come
hilarious zinger screenwriters can come
hilarious zinger screenwriters can come up with yet we can’t argue against it
up with yet we can’t argue against it
up with yet we can’t argue against it I’ll be back better we think the key to
I’ll be back better we think the key to
I’ll be back better we think the key to Arnie’s success in this highly
Arnie’s success in this highly
Arnie’s success in this highly competitive field is his ability to spew
competitive field is his ability to spew
competitive field is his ability to spew ridiculousness
ridiculousness
ridiculousness completely earnestly like he’s not in on
completely earnestly like he’s not in on
completely earnestly like he’s not in on the joke and then have giant muscles
the joke and then have giant muscles
the joke and then have giant muscles that back up his claims with deeds I
that back up his claims with deeds I
that back up his claims with deeds I have to remind you Sully this is my weak
have to remind you Sully this is my weak
have to remind you Sully this is my weak aha best represented in this amazing
aha best represented in this amazing
aha best represented in this amazing sequence in this 80s classic Arnold made
sequence in this 80s classic Arnold made
sequence in this 80s classic Arnold made this line that probably sounded insane
this line that probably sounded insane
this line that probably sounded insane on paper completely badass remember
on paper completely badass remember
on paper completely badass remember Sally when I promised to kill you last
Sally when I promised to kill you last
Sally when I promised to kill you last that’s what made you dead I lied number
that’s what made you dead I lied number
that’s what made you dead I lied number to say hello to my little friend
to say hello to my little friend
to say hello to my little friend Scarface
Scarface
Scarface I’m Tonio Montana are you what you call
I’m Tonio Montana are you what you call
I’m Tonio Montana are you what you call yourself one of the most quoted phrases
yourself one of the most quoted phrases
yourself one of the most quoted phrases in film history there doesn’t appear to
in film history there doesn’t appear to
in film history there doesn’t appear to be any better way we can think of to
be any better way we can think of to
be any better way we can think of to encapsulate the reckless abandon Tony
encapsulate the reckless abandon Tony
encapsulate the reckless abandon Tony Montana’s rise to power was built on
Montana’s rise to power was built on
Montana’s rise to power was built on than this I mean
than this I mean
than this I mean the only thing in this world that gives
the only thing in this world that gives
the only thing in this world that gives worth is both
boss screamed by a man who’s fueled by
boss screamed by a man who’s fueled by cocaine and a death wish
cocaine and a death wish
cocaine and a death wish just prior to taking down a legion of
just prior to taking down a legion of
just prior to taking down a legion of hitmen sent to kill him Al Pacino and
hitmen sent to kill him Al Pacino and
hitmen sent to kill him Al Pacino and his little friend have gone down in the
his little friend have gone down in the
his little friend have gone down in the annals of film history and there they
annals of film history and there they
annals of film history and there they will stay shut up – my dear friend
will stay shut up – my dear friend
will stay shut up – my dear friend before we reveal our top pick here are
before we reveal our top pick here are
before we reveal our top pick here are some honorable mentions I’m gonna make
some honorable mentions I’m gonna make
some honorable mentions I’m gonna make this pencil disappear it’s no thanks I
this pencil disappear it’s no thanks I
this pencil disappear it’s no thanks I already had a wife Hey Oh swallow this
number one hasta la vista baby
number one hasta la vista baby Terminator 2 Judgment Day come with me
Terminator 2 Judgment Day come with me
Terminator 2 Judgment Day come with me if you want to live okay we know
if you want to live okay we know
if you want to live okay we know technically the t1000 comes back to life
technically the t1000 comes back to life
technically the t1000 comes back to life after this scene but we think it’s close
after this scene but we think it’s close
after this scene but we think it’s close enough and the strength of the line and
enough and the strength of the line and
enough and the strength of the line and how much it’s caught on in pop culture
how much it’s caught on in pop culture
how much it’s caught on in pop culture won it the number one spot despite that
won it the number one spot despite that
won it the number one spot despite that and after all Arnold does get his man
and after all Arnold does get his man
and after all Arnold does get his man robot in the end in the history of
robot in the end in the history of
robot in the end in the history of cinema out of touch writers have many
cinema out of touch writers have many
cinema out of touch writers have many times thrown slang into films that was
times thrown slang into films that was
times thrown slang into films that was either passe or that they just thought
either passe or that they just thought
either passe or that they just thought sounded cool I swear I would not kill
sounded cool I swear I would not kill
sounded cool I swear I would not kill anyone
anyone
anyone prior to this movie we don’t remember
prior to this movie we don’t remember
prior to this movie we don’t remember ever hearing these words strung together
ever hearing these words strung together
ever hearing these words strung together quite like this funny inspired and
quite like this funny inspired and
quite like this funny inspired and fitting hasta la vista baby do you agree
fitting hasta la vista baby do you agree
fitting hasta la vista baby do you agree with our list yes what’s your favorite
with our list yes what’s your favorite
with our list yes what’s your favorite pre-kill quip movie for more action top
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