Hey oh not anymore I changed it today oh I’m
oh not anymore I changed it today oh I’m
oh not anymore I changed it today oh I’m sorry mrs. Hannigan wrong again
sorry mrs. Hannigan wrong again
sorry mrs. Hannigan wrong again sometimes ridiculous sometimes illegal
sometimes ridiculous sometimes illegal
sometimes ridiculous sometimes illegal sometimes offensive but all of them
sometimes offensive but all of them
sometimes offensive but all of them weird so meet princess consuela
weird so meet princess consuela
weird so meet princess consuela bananahammock welcome to watchmojo.com
bananahammock welcome to watchmojo.com
bananahammock welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten awkward baby names oh
for the top ten awkward baby names oh
for the top ten awkward baby names oh well for this list we’re choosing
well for this list we’re choosing
well for this list we’re choosing monikers that real people have named or
monikers that real people have named or
monikers that real people have named or at least attempted to name their babies
at least attempted to name their babies
at least attempted to name their babies the Jeff for probing Kruk the third
the Jeff for probing Kruk the third
the Jeff for probing Kruk the third sequester Brundle Plitt MD as mentioned
sequester Brundle Plitt MD as mentioned
sequester Brundle Plitt MD as mentioned they can either be offensive strange
they can either be offensive strange
they can either be offensive strange have negative connotations and in some
have negative connotations and in some
have negative connotations and in some cases they can even be banned in certain
cases they can even be banned in certain
cases they can even be banned in certain countries our definition of awkward in
countries our definition of awkward in
countries our definition of awkward in this case is pretty broad and be sure to
this case is pretty broad and be sure to
this case is pretty broad and be sure to check out the rest of our awkward series
check out the rest of our awkward series
check out the rest of our awkward series want me to join number 10 for real
want me to join number 10 for real
want me to join number 10 for real banned in New Zealand apparently you can
banned in New Zealand apparently you can
banned in New Zealand apparently you can change it to anything you want so I
change it to anything you want so I
change it to anything you want so I thought I here’s an opportunity to be
thought I here’s an opportunity to be
thought I here’s an opportunity to be creative in 2007 Pat and Sheena Wheaton
creative in 2007 Pat and Sheena Wheaton
creative in 2007 Pat and Sheena Wheaton of New Zealand were filled with
of New Zealand were filled with
of New Zealand were filled with amazement after seeing a picture of
amazement after seeing a picture of
amazement after seeing a picture of their developing baby on an ultrasound
their developing baby on an ultrasound
their developing baby on an ultrasound finally grasping that they were going to
finally grasping that they were going to
finally grasping that they were going to be parents for real pretty amazing huh I
be parents for real pretty amazing huh I
be parents for real pretty amazing huh I don’t see it needless to say they tried
don’t see it needless to say they tried
don’t see it needless to say they tried to register their newborn son with the
to register their newborn son with the
to register their newborn son with the name for as in the number for real one
name for as in the number for real one
name for as in the number for real one word
but it was forbidden and subsequently
but it was forbidden and subsequently banned by the government because of its
banned by the government because of its
banned by the government because of its use of a number along with 70 other
use of a number along with 70 other
use of a number along with 70 other names that were deemed too unusual or
names that were deemed too unusual or
names that were deemed too unusual or distasteful the Wheaton’s then settled
distasteful the Wheaton’s then settled
distasteful the Wheaton’s then settled on the only slightly less strange name
on the only slightly less strange name
on the only slightly less strange name Superman number nine double-oh-seven
Superman number nine double-oh-seven
Superman number nine double-oh-seven banned in Malaysia
banned in Malaysia
banned in Malaysia I admire your luck Mr Bond James Bond
I admire your luck Mr Bond James Bond
I admire your luck Mr Bond James Bond fictional spy James Bond has scores of
fictional spy James Bond has scores of
fictional spy James Bond has scores of fans but few of us would decide to try
fans but few of us would decide to try
fans but few of us would decide to try to name our baby after the agents
to name our baby after the agents
to name our baby after the agents three-digit code number I would you know
three-digit code number I would you know
three-digit code number I would you know only AM would have me court-martialed
only AM would have me court-martialed
only AM would have me court-martialed for illegal use of government property
for illegal use of government property
for illegal use of government property apparently someone tried in Malaysia but
apparently someone tried in Malaysia but
apparently someone tried in Malaysia but it was then been after the National
it was then been after the National
it was then been after the National Registration Department much like New
Registration Department much like New
Registration Department much like New Zealand similar organization decided you
Zealand similar organization decided you
Zealand similar organization decided you could not name your child a number
could not name your child a number
could not name your child a number finally we come to my number two man his
finally we come to my number two man his
finally we come to my number two man his name number two after consulting with
name number two after consulting with
name number two after consulting with numerous religious groups they came up
numerous religious groups they came up
numerous religious groups they came up with a definitive list of unsuitable
with a definitive list of unsuitable
with a definitive list of unsuitable titles that includes the names of
titles that includes the names of
titles that includes the names of animals insects fruit vegetables colours
animals insects fruit vegetables colours
animals insects fruit vegetables colours and Japanese cars so get creative but
and Japanese cars so get creative but
and Japanese cars so get creative but not too creative what’s your name
not too creative what’s your name
not too creative what’s your name Ryder I did one honey
Ryder I did one honey
Ryder I did one honey Ryder what’s so funny about number eight
Ryder what’s so funny about number eight
Ryder what’s so funny about number eight eNOS band in Denmark what’s that sound
referring to the external opening at the
referring to the external opening at the bottom of the rectum this word is among
bottom of the rectum this word is among
bottom of the rectum this word is among the names that parents actually tried to
the names that parents actually tried to
the names that parents actually tried to bestow upon their children in Denmark
bestow upon their children in Denmark
bestow upon their children in Denmark but were consequently and fortunately
but were consequently and fortunately
but were consequently and fortunately rejected something is one in the state
rejected something is one in the state
rejected something is one in the state of Denmark and Hamlet is taking out the
of Denmark and Hamlet is taking out the
of Denmark and Hamlet is taking out the trash
with so many Danes apparently trying to
with so many Danes apparently trying to give their kids such weird titles the
give their kids such weird titles the
give their kids such weird titles the government came up with around 7,000
government came up with around 7,000
government came up with around 7,000 sanctioned names that parents can choose
sanctioned names that parents can choose
sanctioned names that parents can choose from as long as the handle is gender
from as long as the handle is gender
from as long as the handle is gender appropriate to deviate from the list
appropriate to deviate from the list
appropriate to deviate from the list even just to change the spelling a bit
even just to change the spelling a bit
even just to change the spelling a bit or to add an ethnic flavour you need
or to add an ethnic flavour you need
or to add an ethnic flavour you need special governmental approval and even
special governmental approval and even
special governmental approval and even then you probably won’t get permission
then you probably won’t get permission
then you probably won’t get permission stay thy hand fare please
stay thy hand fare please
stay thy hand fare please who said I’m fair number 7 at banned in
who said I’m fair number 7 at banned in
who said I’m fair number 7 at banned in China what a ridiculous name oh yeah
China what a ridiculous name oh yeah
China what a ridiculous name oh yeah somebody tried it although details of
somebody tried it although details of
somebody tried it although details of rejected names are not often published
rejected names are not often published
rejected names are not often published this one must have been too crazy to be
this one must have been too crazy to be
this one must have been too crazy to be suppressed probably because the symbol
suppressed probably because the symbol
suppressed probably because the symbol when read aloud in Chinese sounds like
when read aloud in Chinese sounds like
when read aloud in Chinese sounds like the phrase love him one couple submitted
the phrase love him one couple submitted
the phrase love him one couple submitted it to the police who have control over
it to the police who have control over
it to the police who have control over name approval since they hand out the
name approval since they hand out the
name approval since they hand out the country’s ID cards it didn’t take long
country’s ID cards it didn’t take long
country’s ID cards it didn’t take long for the name to come back as a nope I’m
for the name to come back as a nope I’m
for the name to come back as a nope I’m gonna have to say no ready baby
gonna have to say no ready baby
gonna have to say no ready baby I’m gonna say peace out yo it’s enough
I’m gonna say peace out yo it’s enough
I’m gonna say peace out yo it’s enough especially as the government has
especially as the government has
especially as the government has recommended giving babies names that are
recommended giving babies names that are
recommended giving babies names that are easily readable and obviously not
easily readable and obviously not
easily readable and obviously not bizarre we are predicting the next one’s
bizarre we are predicting the next one’s
bizarre we are predicting the next one’s gonna be hashtag hey guys
gonna be hashtag hey guys
gonna be hashtag hey guys yeah quest what’s up hashtag shut up
yeah quest what’s up hashtag shut up
yeah quest what’s up hashtag shut up number six I’m not even gonna try banned
number six I’m not even gonna try banned
number six I’m not even gonna try banned in Sweden so what’s your name it’s a
in Sweden so what’s your name it’s a
in Sweden so what’s your name it’s a normal Swedish name IKEA
normal Swedish name IKEA
normal Swedish name IKEA reportedly pronounced Albin a Swedish
reportedly pronounced Albin a Swedish
reportedly pronounced Albin a Swedish couple decided to name their child this
couple decided to name their child this
couple decided to name their child this in defiance of what they saw as Sweden’s
in defiance of what they saw as Sweden’s
in defiance of what they saw as Sweden’s severe laws on naming conventions DJ AJ
severe laws on naming conventions DJ AJ
severe laws on naming conventions DJ AJ RJ backslashes fourth the fifth albion
RJ backslashes fourth the fifth albion
RJ backslashes fourth the fifth albion college the parents failed to officially
college the parents failed to officially
college the parents failed to officially name their child before he turned five
name their child before he turned five
name their child before he turned five and were subsequently fined their form
and were subsequently fined their form
and were subsequently fined their form of artistic protest was this forty three
of artistic protest was this forty three
of artistic protest was this forty three character name which was of course
character name which was of course
character name which was of course denied as was their next effort a also
denied as was their next effort a also
denied as was their next effort a also pronounced Albin although it’s unknown
pronounced Albin although it’s unknown
pronounced Albin although it’s unknown how they came up with this jibberish
how they came up with this jibberish
how they came up with this jibberish series of letters and numbers what’s
series of letters and numbers what’s
series of letters and numbers what’s certain is that if you name your child
certain is that if you name your child
certain is that if you name your child anything from Ikea took you to Metallica
anything from Ikea took you to Metallica
anything from Ikea took you to Metallica in this country you might be fine well
in this country you might be fine well
in this country you might be fine well nice to meet you Bianca jargon from Ken
nice to meet you Bianca jargon from Ken
nice to meet you Bianca jargon from Ken Jurgen either job Jurgen fyords
Jurgen either job Jurgen fyords
Jurgen either job Jurgen fyords hmm can hear again that’s a nickel Argan
hmm can hear again that’s a nickel Argan
hmm can hear again that’s a nickel Argan province do the Beeb Jurgen River yaha
province do the Beeb Jurgen River yaha
province do the Beeb Jurgen River yaha number five Tallulah does the hula from
number five Tallulah does the hula from
number five Tallulah does the hula from Hawaii band in New Zealand what are you
Hawaii band in New Zealand what are you
Hawaii band in New Zealand what are you doing Lua
doing Lua
doing Lua oh yeah it’s called the hula blue L know
oh yeah it’s called the hula blue L know
oh yeah it’s called the hula blue L know you lol wow you got a love or hate the
you lol wow you got a love or hate the
you lol wow you got a love or hate the parents that came up with this one I
parents that came up with this one I
parents that came up with this one I hope that your life sentence will be the
hope that your life sentence will be the
hope that your life sentence will be the screams of your child that stays with
screams of your child that stays with
screams of your child that stays with you forever I hope it haunts you every
you forever I hope it haunts you every
you forever I hope it haunts you every day
day
day this wasn’t a name that was banned after
this wasn’t a name that was banned after
this wasn’t a name that was banned after her parents tried to name her at birth
her parents tried to name her at birth
her parents tried to name her at birth oh no the poor girl had this name for
oh no the poor girl had this name for
oh no the poor girl had this name for nine years before a judge made her a
nine years before a judge made her a
nine years before a judge made her a ward of the court and had her name
ward of the court and had her name
ward of the court and had her name changed during a custody battle when it
changed during a custody battle when it
changed during a custody battle when it was discovered that she had told
was discovered that she had told
was discovered that she had told schoolmates that her name was K to avoid
schoolmates that her name was K to avoid
schoolmates that her name was K to avoid embarrassment ironically a few names New
embarrassment ironically a few names New
embarrassment ironically a few names New Zealand let’s slide or midnight
Zealand let’s slide or midnight
Zealand let’s slide or midnight Chardonnay and number 16 bus shelter
Chardonnay and number 16 bus shelter
Chardonnay and number 16 bus shelter gotta be in
number four Osama bin Laden banned in
number four Osama bin Laden banned in Germany
Germany’s laws regarding names specify
Germany’s laws regarding names specify that if a name is chosen after a product
that if a name is chosen after a product
that if a name is chosen after a product or is degrading absurd or does not
or is degrading absurd or does not
or is degrading absurd or does not indicate the child’s gender it is
indicate the child’s gender it is
indicate the child’s gender it is forbidden thus when a Turkish couple in
forbidden thus when a Turkish couple in
forbidden thus when a Turkish couple in Cologne associated with a group of
Cologne associated with a group of
Cologne associated with a group of radicals led by a convicted Imam tried
radicals led by a convicted Imam tried
radicals led by a convicted Imam tried to name their child after the infamous
to name their child after the infamous
to name their child after the infamous terrorist leader less than a year after
terrorist leader less than a year after
terrorist leader less than a year after the events of 9/11 they were told no why
the events of 9/11 they were told no why
the events of 9/11 they were told no why they’ve been names like Anderson however
they’ve been names like Anderson however
they’ve been names like Anderson however we’ll never understand
we’ll never understand
we’ll never understand as you can see we’ve had our eye on you
as you can see we’ve had our eye on you
as you can see we’ve had our eye on you for some time now mr. Anderson
for some time now mr. Anderson
for some time now mr. Anderson number three Judas not banned
although currently not on any lists of
although currently not on any lists of forbidden names this name has been long
forbidden names this name has been long
forbidden names this name has been long controversial as it belongs to one of
controversial as it belongs to one of
controversial as it belongs to one of the Bible’s most infamous men one of the
the Bible’s most infamous men one of the
the Bible’s most infamous men one of the original twelve apostles of Jesus Christ
original twelve apostles of Jesus Christ
original twelve apostles of Jesus Christ and the one who betrayed him for 30
and the one who betrayed him for 30
and the one who betrayed him for 30 pieces of silver at lapatin Esch a shock
pieces of silver at lapatin Esch a shock
pieces of silver at lapatin Esch a shock although controversial Bible names like
although controversial Bible names like
although controversial Bible names like Judas Cain and Delilah are becoming more
Judas Cain and Delilah are becoming more
Judas Cain and Delilah are becoming more commonplace they are still rare that I
commonplace they are still rare that I
commonplace they are still rare that I know times are hard in a recent study in
know times are hard in a recent study in
know times are hard in a recent study in the United States while over 2000 boys
the United States while over 2000 boys
the United States while over 2000 boys were called Jude and over 1,000 called
were called Jude and over 1,000 called
were called Jude and over 1,000 called Judah just 13 tykes in the whole country
Judah just 13 tykes in the whole country
Judah just 13 tykes in the whole country were named Judas Jude Jude Jude ah
were named Judas Jude Jude Jude ah
were named Judas Jude Jude Jude ah number 2
number 2
number 2 Lucifer banned in New Zealand his power
Lucifer banned in New Zealand his power
Lucifer banned in New Zealand his power is stronger than stronger this Michael
is stronger than stronger this Michael
is stronger than stronger this Michael as longer than longer Satan although the
as longer than longer Satan although the
as longer than longer Satan although the name sounds appealing enough for at
name sounds appealing enough for at
name sounds appealing enough for at least half a dozen couples to try to use
least half a dozen couples to try to use
least half a dozen couples to try to use it as their child’s name and it comes
it as their child’s name and it comes
it as their child’s name and it comes from a root word meaning shining one or
from a root word meaning shining one or
from a root word meaning shining one or Morningstar Lucifer’s origins are simply
Morningstar Lucifer’s origins are simply
Morningstar Lucifer’s origins are simply devilish this this was mine therefore
devilish this this was mine therefore
devilish this this was mine therefore this name which is included in the Old
this name which is included in the Old
this name which is included in the Old Testament of the Bible as a reference to
Testament of the Bible as a reference to
Testament of the Bible as a reference to Satan is not surprisingly banned in New
Satan is not surprisingly banned in New
Satan is not surprisingly banned in New Zealand
along with this devilish moniker New
along with this devilish moniker New Zealand has also banned words like
Zealand has also banned words like
Zealand has also banned words like Messiah King and Duke from entering the
Messiah King and Duke from entering the
Messiah King and Duke from entering the country’s register in addition to other
country’s register in addition to other
country’s register in addition to other names that resemble ranks titles or are
names that resemble ranks titles or are
names that resemble ranks titles or are awkwardly long for the past 20 years
awkwardly long for the past 20 years
awkwardly long for the past 20 years Janus Lokelani ke Hana ekukulka Juliette
Janus Lokelani ke Hana ekukulka Juliette
Janus Lokelani ke Hana ekukulka Juliette Kahuna
Kahuna
Kahuna la has had to carry two IDs before we
la has had to carry two IDs before we
la has had to carry two IDs before we unveil our top pick here are some
unveil our top pick here are some
unveil our top pick here are some honorable mentions
I am Akuma and I will teach you the
I am Akuma and I will teach you the meaning of the pain are you ready
meaning of the pain are you ready
meaning of the pain are you ready right my name is not Richard Oh
well then what is it dick what dick you
well then what is it dick what dick you heard me
heard me
heard me number one adult not band rich Mariana
number one adult not band rich Mariana
number one adult not band rich Mariana could I mean the Amish I like I like
could I mean the Amish I like I like
could I mean the Amish I like I like twister ed when a local supermarket
twister ed when a local supermarket
twister ed when a local supermarket refused to decorate Heath Campbell’s
refused to decorate Heath Campbell’s
refused to decorate Heath Campbell’s son’s birthday cake with his first two
son’s birthday cake with his first two
son’s birthday cake with his first two given names Campbell was outraged his
given names Campbell was outraged his
given names Campbell was outraged his son’s given names you guessed it Adolf
son’s given names you guessed it Adolf
son’s given names you guessed it Adolf Hitler on January 2009 the government to
Hitler on January 2009 the government to
Hitler on January 2009 the government to custody of their son Adolf Hitler
custody of their son Adolf Hitler
custody of their son Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sisters Joycelyn Aryan
Campbell and his sisters Joycelyn Aryan
Campbell and his sisters Joycelyn Aryan Nation and Hans Lynn Himmler while the
Nation and Hans Lynn Himmler while the
Nation and Hans Lynn Himmler while the name Adolf is actually not banned and is
name Adolf is actually not banned and is
name Adolf is actually not banned and is quite popular in some regions the full
quite popular in some regions the full
quite popular in some regions the full name Adolf Hitler has been banned in
name Adolf Hitler has been banned in
name Adolf Hitler has been banned in multiple countries from New Zealand to
multiple countries from New Zealand to
multiple countries from New Zealand to Mexico to Germany even if it’s not
Mexico to Germany even if it’s not
Mexico to Germany even if it’s not illegal in your country naming your
illegal in your country naming your
illegal in your country naming your child after one of the most infamous and
child after one of the most infamous and
child after one of the most infamous and murderous dictators of all time maybe
murderous dictators of all time maybe
murderous dictators of all time maybe not such a good idea it’s not what’s on
not such a good idea it’s not what’s on
not such a good idea it’s not what’s on the outside of you so what’s on the
the outside of you so what’s on the
the outside of you so what’s on the inside do you agree with our list which
inside do you agree with our list which
inside do you agree with our list which names are you glad your parents didn’t
names are you glad your parents didn’t
names are you glad your parents didn’t give you donkey teeth for more
give you donkey teeth for more
give you donkey teeth for more entertaining top 10s published every day
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