these guys and gals irritate us to no end why would you blow up our town
end why would you blow up our town
end why would you blow up our town you’re talking crazy talk
you’re talking crazy talk
you’re talking crazy talk welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 worst NPCs or non playable characters
worst NPCs or non playable characters
worst NPCs or non playable characters hey so do I have your permission to
hey so do I have your permission to
hey so do I have your permission to cover this story or not for this list we
cover this story or not for this list we
cover this story or not for this list we decided to rank the characters that are
decided to rank the characters that are
decided to rank the characters that are just plain annoying whether they were
just plain annoying whether they were
just plain annoying whether they were designed to do so or not we are
designed to do so or not we are
designed to do so or not we are excluding antagonists as well as
excluding antagonists as well as
excluding antagonists as well as companions and teammates so you got
companions and teammates so you got
companions and teammates so you got lucky slippy
lucky slippy
lucky slippy yes stupid frog whoa whoa number 10
yes stupid frog whoa whoa number 10
yes stupid frog whoa whoa number 10 maire Brown fallout 3 good to meet you
maire Brown fallout 3 good to meet you
maire Brown fallout 3 good to meet you I’m Moira Brown Moira is the first
I’m Moira Brown Moira is the first
I’m Moira Brown Moira is the first trader you encounter on your adventures
trader you encounter on your adventures
trader you encounter on your adventures through the wasteland residing in her
through the wasteland residing in her
through the wasteland residing in her shop in Megaton the crater side supply
shop in Megaton the crater side supply
shop in Megaton the crater side supply she has the lone wanderer into helping
she has the lone wanderer into helping
she has the lone wanderer into helping her develop the wasteland survival guy
her develop the wasteland survival guy
her develop the wasteland survival guy want to help me with the research I can
want to help me with the research I can
want to help me with the research I can pay you and it’ll be fun she is quite
pay you and it’ll be fun she is quite
pay you and it’ll be fun she is quite intelligent but has absolutely no
intelligent but has absolutely no
intelligent but has absolutely no experience in the field and doesn’t
experience in the field and doesn’t
experience in the field and doesn’t understand how dangerous and
understand how dangerous and
understand how dangerous and life-threatening her quests are so I
life-threatening her quests are so I
life-threatening her quests are so I need you to get a bit of radiation
need you to get a bit of radiation
need you to get a bit of radiation poisoning you could try to kill her by
poisoning you could try to kill her by
poisoning you could try to kill her by blowing up all of Megaton but all that
blowing up all of Megaton but all that
blowing up all of Megaton but all that does is give her a ghoulish makeover Oh
does is give her a ghoulish makeover Oh
does is give her a ghoulish makeover Oh my head still ringing from that
my head still ringing from that
my head still ringing from that explosion what happened
explosion what happened
explosion what happened number 9 3d Kid Icarus Uprising
you know those obnoxious know-it-all
you know those obnoxious know-it-all hippies
hippies
hippies now imagine that hippie is a homicidal
now imagine that hippie is a homicidal
now imagine that hippie is a homicidal God with weapons of mass destruction
God with weapons of mass destruction
God with weapons of mass destruction that’s for reading or better recognize
that’s for reading or better recognize
that’s for reading or better recognize as the goddess of nature one of the many
as the goddess of nature one of the many
as the goddess of nature one of the many deities pit needs in Kid Icarus Uprising
deities pit needs in Kid Icarus Uprising
deities pit needs in Kid Icarus Uprising the thing is attitude
while she has the form of a young human
while she has the form of a young human girl we’re pretty sure she has no idea
girl we’re pretty sure she has no idea
girl we’re pretty sure she has no idea if she is good or evil
if she is good or evil
if she is good or evil on one hand she aids pit while allied
on one hand she aids pit while allied
on one hand she aids pit while allied with palutena
with palutena
with palutena and on the other hand she wants to erase
and on the other hand she wants to erase
and on the other hand she wants to erase all of humankind theory set bomb oh and
all of humankind theory set bomb oh and
all of humankind theory set bomb oh and on top of that she’s just so damn
on top of that she’s just so damn
on top of that she’s just so damn preachy and self-righteous number 8
preachy and self-righteous number 8
preachy and self-righteous number 8 roman bellick
roman bellick
roman bellick Grand Theft Auto 4 but I toto damn Roman
Grand Theft Auto 4 but I toto damn Roman
Grand Theft Auto 4 but I toto damn Roman is persistent the older cousin of Niko
is persistent the older cousin of Niko
is persistent the older cousin of Niko Bellic he will quickly get on your
Bellic he will quickly get on your
Bellic he will quickly get on your nerves can you do me a favor while
nerves can you do me a favor while
nerves can you do me a favor while initially he does provide you with many
initially he does provide you with many
initially he does provide you with many key story missions he will constantly
key story missions he will constantly
key story missions he will constantly pester you to entertain him by any means
pester you to entertain him by any means
pester you to entertain him by any means whether it be bowling darts a strip club
whether it be bowling darts a strip club
whether it be bowling darts a strip club or the light Nik gods Roman let’s go
or the light Nik gods Roman let’s go
or the light Nik gods Roman let’s go falling Romans constant propositions
falling Romans constant propositions
falling Romans constant propositions even created an infographic meet dear to
even created an infographic meet dear to
even created an infographic meet dear to the many people who want to bowl across
the many people who want to bowl across
the many people who want to bowl across the internet look at the odds of their
the internet look at the odds of their
the internet look at the odds of their you smell a cabbage I don’t want to man
you smell a cabbage I don’t want to man
you smell a cabbage I don’t want to man I’m shitting myself
I’m shitting myself
I’m shitting myself number seven tingle The Legend of Zelda
number seven tingle The Legend of Zelda
number seven tingle The Legend of Zelda Majora’s Mask in a world where we have
Majora’s Mask in a world where we have
Majora’s Mask in a world where we have forest fairies we’re bound to have a few
forest fairies we’re bound to have a few
forest fairies we’re bound to have a few people who dream about being forest
people who dream about being forest
people who dream about being forest fairies tingle is one of those people a
fairies tingle is one of those people a
fairies tingle is one of those people a middle-aged man
middle-aged man
middle-aged man obsessed with fairies way more than a
obsessed with fairies way more than a
obsessed with fairies way more than a single individual should be he tries to
single individual should be he tries to
single individual should be he tries to mimic the player by wearing similar
mimic the player by wearing similar
mimic the player by wearing similar clothes and copying links grab item pose
clothes and copying links grab item pose
clothes and copying links grab item pose he also speaks in a shrill voice has a
he also speaks in a shrill voice has a
he also speaks in a shrill voice has a lot of confetti and is confusingly
lot of confetti and is confusingly
lot of confetti and is confusingly wearing suction cups on his shoes
he plays many small roles in separate
he plays many small roles in separate zelda games but hardly ever impacts
zelda games but hardly ever impacts
zelda games but hardly ever impacts anything but your nerves number 6 sticky
anything but your nerves number 6 sticky
anything but your nerves number 6 sticky fallout 3 I’m sticky forget these little
fallout 3 I’m sticky forget these little
fallout 3 I’m sticky forget these little kids I’ll take you to big town where the
kids I’ll take you to big town where the
kids I’ll take you to big town where the Hmong goes I mean where the grown-ups
Hmong goes I mean where the grown-ups
Hmong goes I mean where the grown-ups live one of the many random unmarked
live one of the many random unmarked
live one of the many random unmarked companions that can be found in fallout
companions that can be found in fallout
companions that can be found in fallout 3 sticky also known as Jack is a 16 year
3 sticky also known as Jack is a 16 year
3 sticky also known as Jack is a 16 year old team that is in the process of being
old team that is in the process of being
old team that is in the process of being kicked out of the little lamp lighting
kicked out of the little lamp lighting
kicked out of the little lamp lighting campement a refuge for children in the
campement a refuge for children in the
campement a refuge for children in the capital wasteland your big I don’t have
capital wasteland your big I don’t have
capital wasteland your big I don’t have any big friends you better just go out
any big friends you better just go out
any big friends you better just go out the way you came in he has to leave
the way you came in he has to leave
the way you came in he has to leave since he is too old to stay and needs an
since he is too old to stay and needs an
since he is too old to stay and needs an escort to big town where the children go
escort to big town where the children go
escort to big town where the children go when they’re grown up sticky is well
when they’re grown up sticky is well
when they’re grown up sticky is well known for being constantly annoyed with
known for being constantly annoyed with
known for being constantly annoyed with his irritating dialogue and nonsensical
his irritating dialogue and nonsensical
his irritating dialogue and nonsensical random stories this can cause some
random stories this can cause some
random stories this can cause some rather hilarious events in the process
rather hilarious events in the process
rather hilarious events in the process but still no one likes sticky and all
but still no one likes sticky and all
but still no one likes sticky and all his friends laughed at him the end
his friends laughed at him the end
his friends laughed at him the end number 5 Cicero the Elder Scrolls Skyrim
number 5 Cicero the Elder Scrolls Skyrim
number 5 Cicero the Elder Scrolls Skyrim I was transporting my dear sweet mother
I was transporting my dear sweet mother
I was transporting my dear sweet mother well not her her corpse
well not her her corpse
well not her her corpse she’s quite dead the world of Tamriel
she’s quite dead the world of Tamriel
she’s quite dead the world of Tamriel can drive anyone mad just ask our next
can drive anyone mad just ask our next
can drive anyone mad just ask our next entry I like that very good very good
entry I like that very good very good
entry I like that very good very good Cicero was once a masterful assassin for
Cicero was once a masterful assassin for
Cicero was once a masterful assassin for the Dark Brotherhood but slowly went
the Dark Brotherhood but slowly went
the Dark Brotherhood but slowly went insane after being tasked to be the
insane after being tasked to be the
insane after being tasked to be the keeper of the night mother’s remains
keeper of the night mother’s remains
keeper of the night mother’s remains while his dialogue is certainly well
while his dialogue is certainly well
while his dialogue is certainly well written and a welcome change of pace his
written and a welcome change of pace his
written and a welcome change of pace his shrieky
shrieky
shrieky bouncy voice is definitely not but if
bouncy voice is definitely not but if
bouncy voice is definitely not but if you’re dedicated enough to complete the
you’re dedicated enough to complete the
you’re dedicated enough to complete the dark brotherhood quest line becoming the
dark brotherhood quest line becoming the
dark brotherhood quest line becoming the master assassin is nothing compared to
master assassin is nothing compared to
master assassin is nothing compared to the satisfaction of finally giving
the satisfaction of finally giving
the satisfaction of finally giving Cicero his due
Cicero his due
Cicero his due final trick up a full number for mr.
final trick up a full number for mr.
final trick up a full number for mr. Resetti animal crossing series don’t you
Resetti animal crossing series don’t you
Resetti animal crossing series don’t you dare reset the game while playing animal
dare reset the game while playing animal
dare reset the game while playing animal crossing or you will have to deal with
crossing or you will have to deal with
crossing or you will have to deal with this fellow mr. Resetti is an
this fellow mr. Resetti is an
this fellow mr. Resetti is an anthropomorphic mole who basically
anthropomorphic mole who basically
anthropomorphic mole who basically assumes that this is your first rodeo
assumes that this is your first rodeo
assumes that this is your first rodeo every time you play breaking the fourth
every time you play breaking the fourth
every time you play breaking the fourth wall every time he shows up he berates
wall every time he shows up he berates
wall every time he shows up he berates the player for ending the game without
the player for ending the game without
the player for ending the game without saving every single time the worst part
saving every single time the worst part
saving every single time the worst part of it all is that you can’t skip past
of it all is that you can’t skip past
of it all is that you can’t skip past his lecture even blocks the whole screen
number three
number three Otis Dead Rising the worst thing in the
Otis Dead Rising the worst thing in the
Otis Dead Rising the worst thing in the middle of a zombie apocalypse is someone
middle of a zombie apocalypse is someone
middle of a zombie apocalypse is someone who helps a little too much but aside
who helps a little too much but aside
who helps a little too much but aside from the zombies that is Otis is that
from the zombies that is Otis is that
from the zombies that is Otis is that person he is the janitor and maintenance
person he is the janitor and maintenance
person he is the janitor and maintenance man of the willamette Park View Mall and
man of the willamette Park View Mall and
man of the willamette Park View Mall and acts as your main source for finding
acts as your main source for finding
acts as your main source for finding other useless survivors hidden in the
other useless survivors hidden in the
other useless survivors hidden in the mall as he contacts you be a handheld
mall as he contacts you be a handheld
mall as he contacts you be a handheld radio whenever he finds one or sometimes
radio whenever he finds one or sometimes
radio whenever he finds one or sometimes just a talk the persistent ringing is
just a talk the persistent ringing is
just a talk the persistent ringing is usually annoying enough but what’s worse
usually annoying enough but what’s worse
usually annoying enough but what’s worse is that if you need to stop the
is that if you need to stop the
is that if you need to stop the conversation to take care of some
conversation to take care of some
conversation to take care of some zombies
zombies
zombies he’ll chastise you for hanging up on it
he’ll chastise you for hanging up on it
he’ll chastise you for hanging up on it well sorry for not wanting to get my
well sorry for not wanting to get my
well sorry for not wanting to get my face
number two Omochao Sonic the Hedgehog
number two Omochao Sonic the Hedgehog series I’m going sightseeing if you need
series I’m going sightseeing if you need
series I’m going sightseeing if you need help in the Sonic universe look no
help in the Sonic universe look no
help in the Sonic universe look no further in Sonic Adventure 2 in
further in Sonic Adventure 2 in
further in Sonic Adventure 2 in particular Omochao served as the help
particular Omochao served as the help
particular Omochao served as the help guide for the game which would be fine
guide for the game which would be fine
guide for the game which would be fine for the first few stages except that he
for the first few stages except that he
for the first few stages except that he appears in almost every stage of the
appears in almost every stage of the
appears in almost every stage of the game worse is that he sometimes placed
game worse is that he sometimes placed
game worse is that he sometimes placed right in the middle of your high-speed
right in the middle of your high-speed
right in the middle of your high-speed path meaning you’ll end up activating
path meaning you’ll end up activating
path meaning you’ll end up activating him by accident and worse he can get
him by accident and worse he can get
him by accident and worse he can get hurt by explosions and even if it isn’t
hurt by explosions and even if it isn’t
hurt by explosions and even if it isn’t your fault he blames you before we
your fault he blames you before we
your fault he blames you before we reveal our number one choice let’s look
reveal our number one choice let’s look
reveal our number one choice let’s look at some dishonorable mentions much much
at some dishonorable mentions much much
at some dishonorable mentions much much better but then they would be mm-hmm
better but then they would be mm-hmm
better but then they would be mm-hmm would be fine
number one 343 Guilty Spark halo series
number one 343 Guilty Spark halo series splendid shall we
splendid shall we
splendid shall we as far as NPCs that grind our gears this
as far as NPCs that grind our gears this
as far as NPCs that grind our gears this one takes the cake lowered us 343 has
one takes the cake lowered us 343 has
one takes the cake lowered us 343 has many different roles historian guard AI
many different roles historian guard AI
many different roles historian guard AI unnecessary character that cheery
unnecessary character that cheery
unnecessary character that cheery over-the-top attitude is one thing but
over-the-top attitude is one thing but
over-the-top attitude is one thing but then you get betrayed by him in the
then you get betrayed by him in the
then you get betrayed by him in the first game and that’s bad enough do you
first game and that’s bad enough do you
first game and that’s bad enough do you have any idea what that bastard almost
have any idea what that bastard almost
have any idea what that bastard almost made you do and yet you end up having to
made you do and yet you end up having to
made you do and yet you end up having to work with him again in the sequels this
work with him again in the sequels this
work with him again in the sequels this time around what does he do well he
time around what does he do well he
time around what does he do well he kills walking stereotypes sergeant
kills walking stereotypes sergeant
kills walking stereotypes sergeant Johnson only then do you get to kill him
Johnson only then do you get to kill him
Johnson only then do you get to kill him in a rather anticlimactic fight a
in a rather anticlimactic fight a
in a rather anticlimactic fight a character we certainly could have done
character we certainly could have done
character we certainly could have done without this in-your-face light bulb
without this in-your-face light bulb
without this in-your-face light bulb takes the prize do you agree with our
takes the prize do you agree with our
takes the prize do you agree with our list which NPC did you hate the most
list which NPC did you hate the most
list which NPC did you hate the most for more necessary top 10s published
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