I just keep on having all these strange thoughts what kind of thoughts just
thoughts what kind of thoughts just
thoughts what kind of thoughts just thoughts
thoughts
thoughts everybody says something stupid at one
everybody says something stupid at one
everybody says something stupid at one point unfortunately for these people
point unfortunately for these people
point unfortunately for these people they’re stupid quotes are forever on
they’re stupid quotes are forever on
they’re stupid quotes are forever on public record
asking you for the answer it’s a
asking you for the answer it’s a question welcome to watchmojo.com and
question welcome to watchmojo.com and
question welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten dumb things said by
the top ten dumb things said by
the top ten dumb things said by celebrities honestly I think we should
celebrities honestly I think we should
celebrities honestly I think we should just trust our president in every
just trust our president in every
just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should
decision that he makes and we should
decision that he makes and we should just support that you know and be
just support that you know and be
just support that you know and be faithful for this list we’re taking a
faithful for this list we’re taking a
faithful for this list we’re taking a look at the dumbest most offensive and
look at the dumbest most offensive and
look at the dumbest most offensive and most insane things to come out of the
most insane things to come out of the
most insane things to come out of the mouths of famous individuals I think
mouths of famous individuals I think
mouths of famous individuals I think it’d be actually however we’ve excluded
it’d be actually however we’ve excluded
it’d be actually however we’ve excluded politicians as they deserve a list of
politicians as they deserve a list of
politicians as they deserve a list of their own someday
their own someday
their own someday we’ve also left out incredibly racist
we’ve also left out incredibly racist
we’ve also left out incredibly racist quotes like Mel Gibson’s anti-jewish
quotes like Mel Gibson’s anti-jewish
quotes like Mel Gibson’s anti-jewish tirade that’s what happens too much
tirade that’s what happens too much
tirade that’s what happens too much pressure too much work you you do things
pressure too much work you you do things
pressure too much work you you do things that go against good judgment number 10
that go against good judgment number 10
that go against good judgment number 10 smoking kills if you’re killed you’ve
smoking kills if you’re killed you’ve
smoking kills if you’re killed you’ve lost a very important part of your life
lost a very important part of your life
lost a very important part of your life Brooke Shields
Brooke Shields is an outspoken
Brooke Shields is an outspoken anti-smoking activist and to be fair her
anti-smoking activist and to be fair her
anti-smoking activist and to be fair her heart is probably in the right place
heart is probably in the right place
heart is probably in the right place what are you doing trying to cheer you
what are you doing trying to cheer you
what are you doing trying to cheer you up
up
up [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] after all this nasty habit can lead to
after all this nasty habit can lead to
after all this nasty habit can lead to premature aging cancer and death but can
premature aging cancer and death but can
premature aging cancer and death but can we really take advice from a woman who
we really take advice from a woman who
we really take advice from a woman who seemingly doesn’t understand that when
seemingly doesn’t understand that when
seemingly doesn’t understand that when you die you cease to live at all anymore
you die you cease to live at all anymore
you die you cease to live at all anymore I don’t know what’s wrong with me when I
I don’t know what’s wrong with me when I
I don’t know what’s wrong with me when I say that things I say it goes to show
say that things I say it goes to show
say that things I say it goes to show that just because you’re a celebrity
that just because you’re a celebrity
that just because you’re a celebrity doesn’t mean you should take up a cause
doesn’t mean you should take up a cause
doesn’t mean you should take up a cause leave it to people with some
leave it to people with some
leave it to people with some comprehension of how life and death
comprehension of how life and death
comprehension of how life and death function Brooke Shields felt so strongly
function Brooke Shields felt so strongly
function Brooke Shields felt so strongly about the harmful effects of smoking
about the harmful effects of smoking
about the harmful effects of smoking that she decided to transmit those
that she decided to transmit those
that she decided to transmit those feelings through this poster number nine
feelings through this poster number nine
feelings through this poster number nine I won’t go into a big spiel about
I won’t go into a big spiel about
I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation but the first time I was
reincarnation but the first time I was
reincarnation but the first time I was in a Gucci store in Chicago was the
in a Gucci store in Chicago was the
in a Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home Kanye
closest I’ve ever felt to home Kanye
closest I’ve ever felt to home Kanye West Oh Kanye sweet beautiful Kanye
you’ve said some of the most hilariously
you’ve said some of the most hilariously asinine things in the history of mankind
asinine things in the history of mankind
asinine things in the history of mankind and we love / hate you for it you ain’t
and we love / hate you for it you ain’t
and we love / hate you for it you ain’t got the answers got the answers you
got the answers got the answers you
got the answers got the answers you ain’t doing education however among all
ain’t doing education however among all
ain’t doing education however among all your classic anecdotes it’s hard to top
your classic anecdotes it’s hard to top
your classic anecdotes it’s hard to top your discovery of the Gucci store
your discovery of the Gucci store
your discovery of the Gucci store surrounded by designer handbags jewelry
surrounded by designer handbags jewelry
surrounded by designer handbags jewelry and sunglasses you must have been a kid
and sunglasses you must have been a kid
and sunglasses you must have been a kid in Willy Wonka’s factory look at
in Willy Wonka’s factory look at
in Willy Wonka’s factory look at Augustus though already can’t drink at
Augustus though already can’t drink at
Augustus though already can’t drink at all seeing how this visit was such a
all seeing how this visit was such a
all seeing how this visit was such a transcendent experience maybe you should
transcendent experience maybe you should
transcendent experience maybe you should consider permanently relocating to a
consider permanently relocating to a
consider permanently relocating to a Gucci store just put a hundred dollars
Gucci store just put a hundred dollars
Gucci store just put a hundred dollars in the douche bag jar before you leave
number eight I think that the film
number eight I think that the film clueless was very deep I think it was
clueless was very deep I think it was
clueless was very deep I think it was deep in the way that it was very light
deep in the way that it was very light
deep in the way that it was very light I think lightness has to come from a
I think lightness has to come from a
I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness
very deep place if it’s true lightness
very deep place if it’s true lightness Alicia Silverstone slept with my dog and
Alicia Silverstone slept with my dog and
Alicia Silverstone slept with my dog and kissed my dog and I just had to wonder
kissed my dog and I just had to wonder
kissed my dog and I just had to wonder why I was choosing to love him so much
why I was choosing to love him so much
why I was choosing to love him so much but these other animals I was cutting up
but these other animals I was cutting up
but these other animals I was cutting up and eating them clueless was a funny
and eating them clueless was a funny
and eating them clueless was a funny light-hearted teen comedy that
light-hearted teen comedy that
light-hearted teen comedy that occasionally managed to say something
occasionally managed to say something
occasionally managed to say something meaningful about youth gee don’t you
meaningful about youth gee don’t you
meaningful about youth gee don’t you want to use your popularity for a good
want to use your popularity for a good
want to use your popularity for a good cause
cause
cause nuff said Alicia Silverstone’s simply
nuff said Alicia Silverstone’s simply
nuff said Alicia Silverstone’s simply couldn’t find the right words to
couldn’t find the right words to
couldn’t find the right words to describe clueless however amounting to
describe clueless however amounting to
describe clueless however amounting to her senselessly rambling about how
her senselessly rambling about how
her senselessly rambling about how lightness and deepness are one and the
lightness and deepness are one and the
lightness and deepness are one and the same at least that’s what we think she
same at least that’s what we think she
same at least that’s what we think she was trying to get across this comment
was trying to get across this comment
was trying to get across this comment was so baffling that Silverstone won the
was so baffling that Silverstone won the
was so baffling that Silverstone won the plain English campaigns dubious
plain English campaigns dubious
plain English campaigns dubious foot-in-mouth award great what was that
foot-in-mouth award great what was that
foot-in-mouth award great what was that all about
all about
all about that’s what you get for trying to sound
that’s what you get for trying to sound
that’s what you get for trying to sound deep when you have nothing deep to say
deep when you have nothing deep to say
deep when you have nothing deep to say as if I never potty-trained my son ever
as if I never potty-trained my son ever
as if I never potty-trained my son ever because what I do is I like to think of
because what I do is I like to think of
because what I do is I like to think of myself as the potty whisperer I
myself as the potty whisperer I
myself as the potty whisperer I practiced this thing called elimination
practiced this thing called elimination
practiced this thing called elimination communications number seven the whale
communications number seven the whale
communications number seven the whale shark diatribe Tara Reid and I think
shark diatribe Tara Reid and I think
shark diatribe Tara Reid and I think whale sharks I’m like oh it must mean a
whale sharks I’m like oh it must mean a
whale sharks I’m like oh it must mean a well and a shark have sex Tara Reid
well and a shark have sex Tara Reid
well and a shark have sex Tara Reid often gets categorized as a ditzy blonde
often gets categorized as a ditzy blonde
often gets categorized as a ditzy blonde and frankly it’s hard to argue against
and frankly it’s hard to argue against
and frankly it’s hard to argue against the stereotype after watching her in
the stereotype after watching her in
the stereotype after watching her in this episode of shark after dark hey I
this episode of shark after dark hey I
this episode of shark after dark hey I don’t want to like really some stupid
don’t want to like really some stupid
don’t want to like really some stupid writer this show is today in an attempt
writer this show is today in an attempt
writer this show is today in an attempt to sound intelligent read learned a
to sound intelligent read learned a
to sound intelligent read learned a little education on sharks and found out
little education on sharks and found out
little education on sharks and found out about the whale shark species and to her
about the whale shark species and to her
about the whale shark species and to her surprise the whale shark is not the
surprise the whale shark is not the
surprise the whale shark is not the product of a whale and shark mating and
product of a whale and shark mating and
product of a whale and shark mating and I realize that whales are mammals and
I realize that whales are mammals and
I realize that whales are mammals and sharks are animals they have nothing to
sharks are animals they have nothing to
sharks are animals they have nothing to do you ever see a tiger shark it’s hard
do you ever see a tiger shark it’s hard
do you ever see a tiger shark it’s hard to find the right words to describe this
to find the right words to describe this
to find the right words to describe this rant as read digs herself deeper and
rant as read digs herself deeper and
rant as read digs herself deeper and deeper into stupidity Josh Wolf’s
deeper into stupidity Josh Wolf’s
deeper into stupidity Josh Wolf’s expression pretty much says it all
expression pretty much says it all
expression pretty much says it all though
though
though the shark is kind of I know exactly what
the shark is kind of I know exactly what
the shark is kind of I know exactly what you’re talking about
you’re talking about
you’re talking about number six everything he’s ever said on
number six everything he’s ever said on
number six everything he’s ever said on Twitter Jaden Smith so for example
Twitter Jaden Smith so for example
Twitter Jaden Smith so for example here’s some tweets from Jaden if a
here’s some tweets from Jaden if a
here’s some tweets from Jaden if a bookstore never runs out of a certain
bookstore never runs out of a certain
bookstore never runs out of a certain book does and he spells does do-si-dos
book does and he spells does do-si-dos
book does and he spells does do-si-dos that mean that nobody reads it or
that mean that nobody reads it or
that mean that nobody reads it or everybody reads it twitter has become a
everybody reads it twitter has become a
everybody reads it twitter has become a cesspool for people to make brainless
cesspool for people to make brainless
cesspool for people to make brainless remarks and no celebrity has offered a
remarks and no celebrity has offered a
remarks and no celebrity has offered a more fo philosophical collection of
more fo philosophical collection of
more fo philosophical collection of tweets then Jaden Smith you’re Yoda and
tweets then Jaden Smith you’re Yoda and
tweets then Jaden Smith you’re Yoda and I’m like I’m like a Jedi
I’m like I’m like a Jedi
I’m like I’m like a Jedi whether he’s discussing how school is
whether he’s discussing how school is
whether he’s discussing how school is brainwashing the youth or waxing wise
brainwashing the youth or waxing wise
brainwashing the youth or waxing wise about the intelligence of newborn babies
about the intelligence of newborn babies
about the intelligence of newborn babies you can always count on Jaden to write
you can always count on Jaden to write
you can always count on Jaden to write something foolish in 140 characters or
something foolish in 140 characters or
something foolish in 140 characters or less it is possible that he’s just
less it is possible that he’s just
less it is possible that he’s just joking around with his followers the
joking around with his followers the
joking around with his followers the more likely explanation however is that
more likely explanation however is that
more likely explanation however is that he’s another naive kid who wants to be
he’s another naive kid who wants to be
he’s another naive kid who wants to be enlightened but just comes off as
enlightened but just comes off as
enlightened but just comes off as pretentious don’t get it number 5 I
pretentious don’t get it number 5 I
pretentious don’t get it number 5 I don’t think there is anything
don’t think there is anything
don’t think there is anything particularly wrong and hitting a woman
particularly wrong and hitting a woman
particularly wrong and hitting a woman Sean Connery
it’s no wonder James Bond can’t hold on
it’s no wonder James Bond can’t hold on to a romantic partner for more than one
to a romantic partner for more than one
to a romantic partner for more than one movie because apparently after getting
movie because apparently after getting
movie because apparently after getting the girl he physically abuses her in a
the girl he physically abuses her in a
the girl he physically abuses her in a 1965 playboy interview
1965 playboy interview
1965 playboy interview Sean Connery claimed that hitting a
Sean Connery claimed that hitting a
Sean Connery claimed that hitting a woman is no biggie though he did qualify
woman is no biggie though he did qualify
woman is no biggie though he did qualify the statement by saying that he doesn’t
the statement by saying that he doesn’t
the statement by saying that he doesn’t recommend you do it in the same way that
recommend you do it in the same way that
recommend you do it in the same way that you hit a man
you hit a man
you hit a man [Music]
and since the woman’s liberation
and since the woman’s liberation movement of the late 60s his declaration
movement of the late 60s his declaration
movement of the late 60s his declaration became even more shocking Connery was
became even more shocking Connery was
became even more shocking Connery was given a chance to apologize for his
given a chance to apologize for his
given a chance to apologize for his remarks in an interview with Barbara
remarks in an interview with Barbara
remarks in an interview with Barbara Walters over two decades later however
Walters over two decades later however
Walters over two decades later however the so-called ladies man firmly stood by
the so-called ladies man firmly stood by
the so-called ladies man firmly stood by his words as I remember you said you
his words as I remember you said you
his words as I remember you said you don’t do it with a clenched fist it’s
don’t do it with a clenched fist it’s
don’t do it with a clenched fist it’s better to do it with an open hand I
better to do it with an open hand I
better to do it with an open hand I haven’t changed my opinion you have it
haven’t changed my opinion you have it
haven’t changed my opinion you have it no you think it’s good to slap a woman
no you think it’s good to slap a woman
no you think it’s good to slap a woman no I don’t think it’s good because I
no I don’t think it’s good because I
no I don’t think it’s good because I don’t think it’s that bad I think that
don’t think it’s that bad I think that
don’t think it’s that bad I think that it depends entirely on the circumstances
it depends entirely on the circumstances
it depends entirely on the circumstances and if it merits it number four
and if it merits it number four
and if it merits it number four is this chicken what I have or is this
is this chicken what I have or is this
is this chicken what I have or is this fish I know it’s tune of it it says
fish I know it’s tune of it it says
fish I know it’s tune of it it says chicken by the sea Jessica Simpson it’s
chicken by the sea Jessica Simpson it’s
chicken by the sea Jessica Simpson it’s clear that you’ve said something
clear that you’ve said something
clear that you’ve said something unbelievably dim-witted when Nick Lachey
unbelievably dim-witted when Nick Lachey
unbelievably dim-witted when Nick Lachey is rolling his eyes at your comments
is rolling his eyes at your comments
is rolling his eyes at your comments that might be a new record in the
that might be a new record in the
that might be a new record in the premiere episode of newlyweds Jessica
premiere episode of newlyweds Jessica
premiere episode of newlyweds Jessica Simpson is unable to tell if she’s
Simpson is unable to tell if she’s
Simpson is unable to tell if she’s eating tuna or chicken based on the
eating tuna or chicken based on the
eating tuna or chicken based on the brand chicken of the sea but her new
brand chicken of the sea but her new
brand chicken of the sea but her new husband shakes his head in disapproval
husband shakes his head in disapproval
husband shakes his head in disapproval likely pondering what he’s gotten
likely pondering what he’s gotten
likely pondering what he’s gotten himself into this treasured moment
himself into this treasured moment
himself into this treasured moment provides a solid explanation for why
provides a solid explanation for why
provides a solid explanation for why these two broke up and why Jessica
these two broke up and why Jessica
these two broke up and why Jessica should really think before she speaks
should really think before she speaks
should really think before she speaks you know cause a lot of people eat tuna
you know cause a lot of people eat tuna
you know cause a lot of people eat tuna it’s like it might be we chickens say a
it’s like it might be we chickens say a
it’s like it might be we chickens say a chicken of the scene I understand that I
chicken of the scene I understand that I
chicken of the scene I understand that I was I read it wrong
was I read it wrong
was I read it wrong number three Anne was a great girl
number three Anne was a great girl
number three Anne was a great girl hopefully she would have been a believer
hopefully she would have been a believer
hopefully she would have been a believer Justin Bieber if I was your boyfriend
Justin Bieber if I was your boyfriend
Justin Bieber if I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go I could take your
I’d never let you go I could take your
I’d never let you go I could take your places you ain’t never been before baby
places you ain’t never been before baby
places you ain’t never been before baby take a chance or you’ll never ever know
take a chance or you’ll never ever know
take a chance or you’ll never ever know I got money in my hands that up
I got money in my hands that up
I got money in my hands that up Justin we know that you view yourself as
Justin we know that you view yourself as
Justin we know that you view yourself as God’s gift to the world but could you
God’s gift to the world but could you
God’s gift to the world but could you please leave the death of a Holocaust
please leave the death of a Holocaust
please leave the death of a Holocaust victim out of your ego trip no I mean
victim out of your ego trip no I mean
victim out of your ego trip no I mean it’s just normal I mean you know it’s a
it’s just normal I mean you know it’s a
it’s just normal I mean you know it’s a crazy if an Frank were still alive today
crazy if an Frank were still alive today
crazy if an Frank were still alive today we’d like to think she’d be using her
we’d like to think she’d be using her
we’d like to think she’d be using her influence to tear down the walls of
influence to tear down the walls of
influence to tear down the walls of intolerance not promoting a spoiled pop
intolerance not promoting a spoiled pop
intolerance not promoting a spoiled pop star it’s hard to decide what’s more
star it’s hard to decide what’s more
star it’s hard to decide what’s more ridiculous that Justin described and
ridiculous that Justin described and
ridiculous that Justin described and Frank as a potential believer or as
Frank as a potential believer or as
Frank as a potential believer or as simply a great girl that’s like saying
simply a great girl that’s like saying
simply a great girl that’s like saying Hitler was just a mean guy I’m out time
Hitler was just a mean guy I’m out time
Hitler was just a mean guy I’m out time to hit up a strip club hey number two
to hit up a strip club hey number two
to hit up a strip club hey number two tired pretending like I’m not bitching a
tired pretending like I’m not bitching a
tired pretending like I’m not bitching a total freakin rock star from Mars
total freakin rock star from Mars
total freakin rock star from Mars Charlie Sheen people can’t figure me out
Charlie Sheen people can’t figure me out
Charlie Sheen people can’t figure me out they can’t process me I don’t expect
they can’t process me I don’t expect
they can’t process me I don’t expect them to you can’t process me with a
them to you can’t process me with a
them to you can’t process me with a normal brain you know what this one
normal brain you know what this one
normal brain you know what this one actually might not be all that dumb
actually might not be all that dumb
actually might not be all that dumb would anyone really be surprised if it
would anyone really be surprised if it
would anyone really be surprised if it turned out Charlie Sheen was a rock and
turned out Charlie Sheen was a rock and
turned out Charlie Sheen was a rock and Martian who was sent to earth to destroy
Martian who was sent to earth to destroy
Martian who was sent to earth to destroy the fabric of human existence look I
the fabric of human existence look I
the fabric of human existence look I don’t have to tell you you know the rule
don’t have to tell you you know the rule
don’t have to tell you you know the rule if you can’t confirm it then it doesn’t
if you can’t confirm it then it doesn’t
if you can’t confirm it then it doesn’t exist what do we fire him instead it
exist what do we fire him instead it
exist what do we fire him instead it makes perfect sense what does it make
makes perfect sense what does it make
makes perfect sense what does it make any sense
any sense
any sense our Sheen’s accusations that he’s
our Sheen’s accusations that he’s
our Sheen’s accusations that he’s underpaid an innocent victim and winning
underpaid an innocent victim and winning
underpaid an innocent victim and winning I’m by winning I went here and I win
I’m by winning I went here and I win
I’m by winning I went here and I win there now what get back in your
there now what get back in your
there now what get back in your spaceship which we assume is fueled by
spaceship which we assume is fueled by
spaceship which we assume is fueled by beer or something and return to your
beer or something and return to your
beer or something and return to your home planet I was bangin 7 gram rocks
home planet I was bangin 7 gram rocks
home planet I was bangin 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I
and finishing them because that’s how I
and finishing them because that’s how I roll I have one speed I have one gear go
roll I have one speed I have one gear go
roll I have one speed I have one gear go before we groan at our top pick here are
before we groan at our top pick here are
before we groan at our top pick here are a few honorable mentions here’s the
a few honorable mentions here’s the
a few honorable mentions here’s the problem you don’t know the history of
problem you don’t know the history of
problem you don’t know the history of psychiatry I do
psychiatry I do
psychiatry I do [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number one everything bad that can
number one everything bad that can
number one everything bad that can happen to a person this happened to me
happen to a person this happened to me
happen to a person this happened to me Paris Hilton yes Paris you must really
Paris Hilton yes Paris you must really
Paris Hilton yes Paris you must really know what true suffering is after all
know what true suffering is after all
know what true suffering is after all you spent like a microsecond in prison
you spent like a microsecond in prison
you spent like a microsecond in prison and occasionally get mocked by talk-show
and occasionally get mocked by talk-show
and occasionally get mocked by talk-show hosts it’s hard because I’ll never I’ll
hosts it’s hard because I’ll never I’ll
hosts it’s hard because I’ll never I’ll have to live with that for the rest of
have to live with that for the rest of
have to live with that for the rest of my life sure you have countless millions
my life sure you have countless millions
my life sure you have countless millions zero responsibility and security for
zero responsibility and security for
zero responsibility and security for life but nothing can compensate for what
life but nothing can compensate for what
life but nothing can compensate for what you’ve injured forget all those silly
you’ve injured forget all those silly
you’ve injured forget all those silly people living with handicaps and
people living with handicaps and
people living with handicaps and diseases you’re the true saint seriously
diseases you’re the true saint seriously
diseases you’re the true saint seriously though this is possibly the dumbest
though this is possibly the dumbest
though this is possibly the dumbest thing ever uttered by anyone celebrity
thing ever uttered by anyone celebrity
thing ever uttered by anyone celebrity or not but what do you expect from
or not but what do you expect from
or not but what do you expect from somebody who doesn’t even know that
somebody who doesn’t even know that
somebody who doesn’t even know that London is in England Paris Hilton is not
London is in England Paris Hilton is not
London is in England Paris Hilton is not happy Paris Hilton is angry at a web
happy Paris Hilton is angry at a web
happy Paris Hilton is angry at a web site for saying that she has a sexually
site for saying that she has a sexually
site for saying that she has a sexually transmitted disease and she wants to
transmitted disease and she wants to
transmitted disease and she wants to shut down the website yeah which may be
shut down the website yeah which may be
shut down the website yeah which may be difficult because it’s the website for
difficult because it’s the website for
difficult because it’s the website for the Center for Disease Control do you
the Center for Disease Control do you
the Center for Disease Control do you agree with our list which celebrity
agree with our list which celebrity
agree with our list which celebrity quotes made you facepalm for more
quotes made you facepalm for more
quotes made you facepalm for more entertaining top 10s published every day
entertaining top 10s published every day
entertaining top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I
be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com I wish a big book with all the answers to
wish a big book with all the answers to
wish a big book with all the answers to every question in the world would drop
every question in the world would drop
every question in the world would drop out of the sky and land in my hand right
out of the sky and land in my hand right
out of the sky and land in my hand right now I’d read it till I knew everything
now I’d read it till I knew everything
now I’d read it till I knew everything oh did you can’t know everything
oh did you can’t know everything
oh did you can’t know everything [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you
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