I see something cool BAM two tickets to the zombie dinner
BAM two tickets to the zombie dinner
BAM two tickets to the zombie dinner party premiere want to go with me
party premiere want to go with me
party premiere want to go with me tonight
tonight
tonight they’ve got quick wits and quicker melts
they’ve got quick wits and quicker melts
they’ve got quick wits and quicker melts hey I’m trying to score here can you
hey I’m trying to score here can you
hey I’m trying to score here can you read the Do Not Disturb sign welcome to
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down our picks for the top ten
down our picks for the top ten smartass cartoon characters you bucking
smartass cartoon characters you bucking
smartass cartoon characters you bucking me oh that is rich for this list we’re
me oh that is rich for this list we’re
me oh that is rich for this list we’re looking at cartoon characters who you
looking at cartoon characters who you
looking at cartoon characters who you don’t want around when you get something
don’t want around when you get something
don’t want around when you get something wrong shut the trap frylock crap what
wrong shut the trap frylock crap what
wrong shut the trap frylock crap what trap I’ll get a trap and bring no trap
trap I’ll get a trap and bring no trap
trap I’ll get a trap and bring no trap let’s go number 10 Rigby regular show
let’s go number 10 Rigby regular show
let’s go number 10 Rigby regular show I’ll kill you prawn in the simplistic
I’ll kill you prawn in the simplistic
I’ll kill you prawn in the simplistic style of a children’s cartoon
style of a children’s cartoon
style of a children’s cartoon Rigby’s appearance belies the sharp
Rigby’s appearance belies the sharp
Rigby’s appearance belies the sharp sense of humor hidden under his fur oh
sense of humor hidden under his fur oh
sense of humor hidden under his fur oh did we not mention he’s a raccoon yeah
did we not mention he’s a raccoon yeah
did we not mention he’s a raccoon yeah despite caring deeply about his cohorts
despite caring deeply about his cohorts
despite caring deeply about his cohorts Rigby regularly mocks their missteps in
Rigby regularly mocks their missteps in
Rigby regularly mocks their missteps in uproarious fashion hey pajama sister
uproarious fashion hey pajama sister
uproarious fashion hey pajama sister what are you doing watching TV all by
what are you doing watching TV all by
what are you doing watching TV all by yourself doesn’t surprise me since you
yourself doesn’t surprise me since you
yourself doesn’t surprise me since you can’t talk to chicks our favorite
can’t talk to chicks our favorite
can’t talk to chicks our favorite example of his wit may just be the
example of his wit may just be the
example of his wit may just be the inventive rap lyrics he spouts dissing
inventive rap lyrics he spouts dissing
inventive rap lyrics he spouts dissing anyone and everyone around him she won’t
anyone and everyone around him she won’t
anyone and everyone around him she won’t get with you she just won’t get with you
get with you she just won’t get with you
get with you she just won’t get with you not gonna get with you never gonna get
not gonna get with you never gonna get
not gonna get with you never gonna get with you okay we get it
with you okay we get it
with you okay we get it I’m just keeping it real he may be a
I’m just keeping it real he may be a
I’m just keeping it real he may be a good and loyal friend but you have to
good and loyal friend but you have to
good and loyal friend but you have to take a lot of what he says with a grain
take a lot of what he says with a grain
take a lot of what he says with a grain of salt
of salt
of salt you really put on quite a show
Oh number nine
Oh number nine Brian Griffin family guy I leave more
Brian Griffin family guy I leave more
Brian Griffin family guy I leave more personality and tightly coiled piles on
personality and tightly coiled piles on
personality and tightly coiled piles on the lawn this member of the Griffin clan
the lawn this member of the Griffin clan
the lawn this member of the Griffin clan is probably the most cultured and
is probably the most cultured and
is probably the most cultured and intelligent of the bunch but his high IQ
intelligent of the bunch but his high IQ
intelligent of the bunch but his high IQ means he can be a bit of a snob hey my
means he can be a bit of a snob hey my
means he can be a bit of a snob hey my friend who should I make this out to
friend who should I make this out to
friend who should I make this out to yeah make it out to Charmin cuz that’s
yeah make it out to Charmin cuz that’s
yeah make it out to Charmin cuz that’s how I’m gonna use it among the most
how I’m gonna use it among the most
how I’m gonna use it among the most kind-hearted of the characters on this
kind-hearted of the characters on this
kind-hearted of the characters on this list
list
list Brian’s constant critiques of everything
Brian’s constant critiques of everything
Brian’s constant critiques of everything he encounters don’t seem ill-will mostly
he encounters don’t seem ill-will mostly
he encounters don’t seem ill-will mostly I’m here to strap you to a board put a
I’m here to strap you to a board put a
I’m here to strap you to a board put a cloth in your mouth and pour water over
cloth in your mouth and pour water over
cloth in your mouth and pour water over it to simulate the sensation of drowning
it to simulate the sensation of drowning
it to simulate the sensation of drowning yeah traditional values that is
yeah traditional values that is
yeah traditional values that is certainly not always the case however
certainly not always the case however
certainly not always the case however when it comes to his cohort Stewie
when it comes to his cohort Stewie
when it comes to his cohort Stewie Griffin the toddler with a penchant for
Griffin the toddler with a penchant for
Griffin the toddler with a penchant for nasty behavior Airport please don’t let
nasty behavior Airport please don’t let
nasty behavior Airport please don’t let Brian’s apparent innocence fool you into
Brian’s apparent innocence fool you into
Brian’s apparent innocence fool you into dropping your defenses though he should
dropping your defenses though he should
dropping your defenses though he should not be trifled with if you’re the
not be trifled with if you’re the
not be trifled with if you’re the sensitive type how about little less
sensitive type how about little less
sensitive type how about little less questions a little more shut the hell up
questions a little more shut the hell up
questions a little more shut the hell up number eight Master Shake Aqua Teen
number eight Master Shake Aqua Teen
number eight Master Shake Aqua Teen Hunger Force
never one to worry about being
never one to worry about being politically correct shakes in sights and
politically correct shakes in sights and
politically correct shakes in sights and slams are harsh but hilarious actually
slams are harsh but hilarious actually
slams are harsh but hilarious actually harsh might be an understatement he’s
harsh might be an understatement he’s
harsh might be an understatement he’s more of a borderline sociopath not
more of a borderline sociopath not
more of a borderline sociopath not remember you have no regard for human
remember you have no regard for human
remember you have no regard for human life most especially women because they
life most especially women because they
life most especially women because they have the organs that you wish that you
have the organs that you wish that you
have the organs that you wish that you had so you want to make a suit from them
had so you want to make a suit from them
had so you want to make a suit from them but I don’t want to make a suit for me
but I don’t want to make a suit for me
but I don’t want to make a suit for me that’s how it’s done the self-styled
that’s how it’s done the self-styled
that’s how it’s done the self-styled head of the Aqua teens this giant
head of the Aqua teens this giant
head of the Aqua teens this giant fast-food item would probably not get
fast-food item would probably not get
fast-food item would probably not get along with anyone else on this list but
along with anyone else on this list but
along with anyone else on this list but he obviously deserves a spot among them
he obviously deserves a spot among them
he obviously deserves a spot among them one of those scheming types who’s always
one of those scheming types who’s always
one of those scheming types who’s always trying to get away with something Master
trying to get away with something Master
trying to get away with something Master Shake just has an attitude problem and
Shake just has an attitude problem and
Shake just has an attitude problem and is constantly angry mad who are we
is constantly angry mad who are we
is constantly angry mad who are we kidding
kidding
kidding we can relate words you’re looking for
we can relate words you’re looking for
we can relate words you’re looking for our sank and you put him together they
our sank and you put him together they
our sank and you put him together they make a nice sound
make a nice sound
make a nice sound number seven bender bending Rodriguez
number seven bender bending Rodriguez
number seven bender bending Rodriguez Futurama I don’t need to drink I can
Futurama I don’t need to drink I can
Futurama I don’t need to drink I can quit any time I want hey bender bending
quit any time I want hey bender bending
quit any time I want hey bender bending Rodriguez may have been built to bend
Rodriguez may have been built to bend
Rodriguez may have been built to bend but the first time he made fun of
but the first time he made fun of
but the first time he made fun of someone or something he discovered his
someone or something he discovered his
someone or something he discovered his true calling hello who’s your hat dumb
true calling hello who’s your hat dumb
true calling hello who’s your hat dumb friend me sure why not arguably the most
friend me sure why not arguably the most
friend me sure why not arguably the most debaucherous mainstream cartoon creation
debaucherous mainstream cartoon creation
debaucherous mainstream cartoon creation of all time nothing appears to dull the
of all time nothing appears to dull the
of all time nothing appears to dull the sense of humor and wit that sets bender
sense of humor and wit that sets bender
sense of humor and wit that sets bender apart from those around him this calls
apart from those around him this calls
apart from those around him this calls for a drink
for a drink
for a drink egotistical and completely tactless this
egotistical and completely tactless this
egotistical and completely tactless this alcoholic robot is rude crude and then
alcoholic robot is rude crude and then
alcoholic robot is rude crude and then rude some more if any one of you thinks
rude some more if any one of you thinks
rude some more if any one of you thinks he shouldn’t have made the cut then you
he shouldn’t have made the cut then you
he shouldn’t have made the cut then you can well
can well
can well he’ll tell you bite my shiny metal ass
he’ll tell you bite my shiny metal ass
he’ll tell you bite my shiny metal ass it doesn’t look so shiny to me shinier
it doesn’t look so shiny to me shinier
it doesn’t look so shiny to me shinier than yours meat bag number six daria
than yours meat bag number six daria
than yours meat bag number six daria morgendorffer
morgendorffer
morgendorffer beavis and butthead and Daria I don’t
beavis and butthead and Daria I don’t
beavis and butthead and Daria I don’t have low self-esteem it’s a mistake I’ll
have low self-esteem it’s a mistake I’ll
have low self-esteem it’s a mistake I’ll say I have low esteem for everyone else
say I have low esteem for everyone else
say I have low esteem for everyone else you know how some teenagers think they
you know how some teenagers think they
you know how some teenagers think they know everything and won’t even engage
know everything and won’t even engage
know everything and won’t even engage with the world around them except a
with the world around them except a
with the world around them except a market frankly Daria this is not what I
market frankly Daria this is not what I
market frankly Daria this is not what I consider an ideal situation that’s funny
consider an ideal situation that’s funny
consider an ideal situation that’s funny I’m in heaven clearly the creators and
I’m in heaven clearly the creators and
I’m in heaven clearly the creators and writers behind this characters persona
writers behind this characters persona
writers behind this characters persona armed
armed
armed more than aware of that phenomenon of
more than aware of that phenomenon of
more than aware of that phenomenon of course it’s some kind of cosmic payback
course it’s some kind of cosmic payback
course it’s some kind of cosmic payback for being too ironic okay is this gonna
for being too ironic okay is this gonna
for being too ironic okay is this gonna take long
take long
take long yeah apparently things have not changed
yeah apparently things have not changed
yeah apparently things have not changed since the 90s monotone and elitist Daria
since the 90s monotone and elitist Daria
since the 90s monotone and elitist Daria seems to truly believe that she is
seems to truly believe that she is
seems to truly believe that she is surrounded by morons and any attempt to
surrounded by morons and any attempt to
surrounded by morons and any attempt to enlighten them would prove fruitless so
enlighten them would prove fruitless so
enlighten them would prove fruitless so she instead interacts with others
she instead interacts with others
she instead interacts with others principally through mockery and
principally through mockery and
principally through mockery and one-liners your lack of interest in
one-liners your lack of interest in
one-liners your lack of interest in personal interaction makes you an ideal
personal interaction makes you an ideal
personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead
candidate for working with the dead
candidate for working with the dead Daria have you given any thought to your
Daria have you given any thought to your
Daria have you given any thought to your career plans I guess I’ll just wait
career plans I guess I’ll just wait
career plans I guess I’ll just wait around for people to kick the bucket
around for people to kick the bucket
around for people to kick the bucket sarcastic and snarky she is the perfect
sarcastic and snarky she is the perfect
sarcastic and snarky she is the perfect foil for her classmates beavis and
foil for her classmates beavis and
foil for her classmates beavis and butthead 50,000 volts up the butt that’d
butthead 50,000 volts up the butt that’d
butthead 50,000 volts up the butt that’d be cool
be cool
be cool number five Roger the alien American dad
number five Roger the alien American dad
number five Roger the alien American dad thanks for the help coach my pleasure
thanks for the help coach my pleasure
thanks for the help coach my pleasure but if you expect to get any boob I’m
but if you expect to get any boob I’m
but if you expect to get any boob I’m gonna need a buttload of Twinkies Seth
gonna need a buttload of Twinkies Seth
gonna need a buttload of Twinkies Seth MacFarlane has a knack for creating
MacFarlane has a knack for creating
MacFarlane has a knack for creating sidekick characters that see the
sidekick characters that see the
sidekick characters that see the buffoonish behavior of others for what
buffoonish behavior of others for what
buffoonish behavior of others for what it is and Roger is another example of
it is and Roger is another example of
it is and Roger is another example of that yeah kind of like how Stan is a
that yeah kind of like how Stan is a
that yeah kind of like how Stan is a giant douche bag this super old alien
giant douche bag this super old alien
giant douche bag this super old alien may love and thank the human family that
may love and thank the human family that
may love and thank the human family that took him in but that certainly does
took him in but that certainly does
took him in but that certainly does nothing to slow his instincts to
nothing to slow his instincts to
nothing to slow his instincts to disparage their every move dad now your
disparage their every move dad now your
disparage their every move dad now your shoes stink as bad as your ideas hahaha
shoes stink as bad as your ideas hahaha
shoes stink as bad as your ideas hahaha fact in one episode it’s revealed that
fact in one episode it’s revealed that
fact in one episode it’s revealed that if members of the race Roger belongs to
if members of the race Roger belongs to
if members of the race Roger belongs to don’t release the bitchiness inside of
don’t release the bitchiness inside of
don’t release the bitchiness inside of them they become sick or worse is being
them they become sick or worse is being
them they become sick or worse is being nice killing you my people need to let
nice killing you my people need to let
nice killing you my people need to let our bitchiness out otherwise it turns to
our bitchiness out otherwise it turns to
our bitchiness out otherwise it turns to bile and poisons us number four
bile and poisons us number four
bile and poisons us number four sterling Archer Archer ha ha ha hello
sterling Archer Archer ha ha ha hello
sterling Archer Archer ha ha ha hello when a character is created with the
when a character is created with the
when a character is created with the intention of making him as dickish as
intention of making him as dickish as
intention of making him as dickish as possible and is the main character in a
possible and is the main character in a
possible and is the main character in a cartoon comedy show you can bet he’ll
cartoon comedy show you can bet he’ll
cartoon comedy show you can bet he’ll end up on one or two lists like this
end up on one or two lists like this
end up on one or two lists like this please three breakfast no breakfast try
please three breakfast no breakfast try
please three breakfast no breakfast try the diner you’re obviously into Greek
the diner you’re obviously into Greek
the diner you’re obviously into Greek get it
get it
get it suave and debonair as any secret agent
suave and debonair as any secret agent
suave and debonair as any secret agent sterling Archer is also egotistical
sterling Archer is also egotistical
sterling Archer is also egotistical sexist racist and alcoholic and the
sexist racist and alcoholic and the
sexist racist and alcoholic and the biggest smartass you ever will meet I’ll
biggest smartass you ever will meet I’ll
biggest smartass you ever will meet I’ll drop these doughnuts then you can
drop these doughnuts then you can
drop these doughnuts then you can pretend they’re marbles and you’re a
pretend they’re marbles and you’re a
pretend they’re marbles and you’re a hungry hungry constantly coming up with
hungry hungry constantly coming up with
hungry hungry constantly coming up with witticisms based on his surroundings and
witticisms based on his surroundings and
witticisms based on his surroundings and exhibiting a knowledge of all things pop
exhibiting a knowledge of all things pop
exhibiting a knowledge of all things pop culture
culture
culture Archer rarely appears to be at a loss
Archer rarely appears to be at a loss
Archer rarely appears to be at a loss for words Cyril you know it’s solid this
for words Cyril you know it’s solid this
for words Cyril you know it’s solid this wall oh yeah so’s the floor my fist um
wall oh yeah so’s the floor my fist um
wall oh yeah so’s the floor my fist um Oh Cyril the butt of my gun hey I get it
Oh Cyril the butt of my gun hey I get it
Oh Cyril the butt of my gun hey I get it do you
do you
do you number three Jeff Albertson also known
number three Jeff Albertson also known
number three Jeff Albertson also known as comic book guy The Simpsons my name
as comic book guy The Simpsons my name
as comic book guy The Simpsons my name is Jeff Albertson but everyone calls me
is Jeff Albertson but everyone calls me
is Jeff Albertson but everyone calls me comic-book guy worst entry ever the
comic-book guy worst entry ever the
comic-book guy worst entry ever the ultimate critic of the world he inhabits
ultimate critic of the world he inhabits
ultimate critic of the world he inhabits Jeff Albertson has become so synonymous
Jeff Albertson has become so synonymous
Jeff Albertson has become so synonymous with his business and the culture it
with his business and the culture it
with his business and the culture it relies on that he is known almost
relies on that he is known almost
relies on that he is known almost exclusively as comic book guy tell you
exclusively as comic book guy tell you
exclusively as comic book guy tell you what I’ve shown you something very
what I’ve shown you something very
what I’ve shown you something very special if your promise to put your
special if your promise to put your
special if your promise to put your grubby little hand behind your back and
grubby little hand behind your back and
grubby little hand behind your back and keeping it behold
keeping it behold
keeping it behold Wow though our first instinct when we
Wow though our first instinct when we
Wow though our first instinct when we thought of this list was to include Bart
thought of this list was to include Bart
thought of this list was to include Bart Simpson the diminutive troublemaker
Simpson the diminutive troublemaker
Simpson the diminutive troublemaker upon further reflection we realized that
upon further reflection we realized that
upon further reflection we realized that we’d be remiss to leave out this
we’d be remiss to leave out this
we’d be remiss to leave out this smartass to the gag I will give a d-plus
smartass to the gag I will give a d-plus
smartass to the gag I will give a d-plus is for the workmanship on the hand ooh
is for the workmanship on the hand ooh
is for the workmanship on the hand ooh boom it’s not right if this fat nerd
boom it’s not right if this fat nerd
boom it’s not right if this fat nerd were more of a principal character with
were more of a principal character with
were more of a principal character with more consistent appearances on the show
more consistent appearances on the show
more consistent appearances on the show he might have actually been in
he might have actually been in
he might have actually been in contention for the top spot get my news
contention for the top spot get my news
contention for the top spot get my news from the internet like every other
from the internet like every other
from the internet like every other normal person under 70 farewell dinosaur
normal person under 70 farewell dinosaur
normal person under 70 farewell dinosaur number two
number two
number two Bugs Bunny the Looney Tunes franchise
me unlike the others on this list
me unlike the others on this list bugs smartass repertoire delves into
bugs smartass repertoire delves into
bugs smartass repertoire delves into physical comedy more often than not
and usually it’s to keep himself alive
and usually it’s to keep himself alive able to outwit outsmart and outlast any
able to outwit outsmart and outlast any
able to outwit outsmart and outlast any foe with his smarts we really can’t
foe with his smarts we really can’t
foe with his smarts we really can’t blame bugs for doing whatever he can to
blame bugs for doing whatever he can to
blame bugs for doing whatever he can to survive you know sometimes me conscience
survive you know sometimes me conscience
survive you know sometimes me conscience kind of bothers me but not this time but
kind of bothers me but not this time but
kind of bothers me but not this time but you gotta love him for also making his
you gotta love him for also making his
you gotta love him for also making his enemies look like fools along the way
enemies look like fools along the way
enemies look like fools along the way never shy to belittle their deeds with
never shy to belittle their deeds with
never shy to belittle their deeds with his words as well there is no question
his words as well there is no question
his words as well there is no question that bugs will get the last and most
that bugs will get the last and most
that bugs will get the last and most likely only laugh but I’ll try before we
likely only laugh but I’ll try before we
likely only laugh but I’ll try before we reveal our top pick here are some
reveal our top pick here are some
reveal our top pick here are some honorable mentions I’ll get out leave
honorable mentions I’ll get out leave
honorable mentions I’ll get out leave leave leave please welcome mr. Jon
leave leave please welcome mr. Jon
leave leave please welcome mr. Jon Arbuckle and his cat Garfield next time
Arbuckle and his cat Garfield next time
Arbuckle and his cat Garfield next time I get first filling you’re gonna be a
I get first filling you’re gonna be a
I get first filling you’re gonna be a great teacher Toph speaking of which I
great teacher Toph speaking of which I
great teacher Toph speaking of which I want to show you something okay
now we’re even I know it’s a matter of
now we’re even I know it’s a matter of requiring excursions parental guidance
requiring excursions parental guidance
requiring excursions parental guidance oh no you don’t you stool pigeon
oh no you don’t you stool pigeon
oh no you don’t you stool pigeon number one Eric Cartman South Park
farting fire if we were ever going to
farting fire if we were ever going to categorize a cartoon child as evil it’d
categorize a cartoon child as evil it’d
categorize a cartoon child as evil it’d be Eric Cartman racist arrogant and just
be Eric Cartman racist arrogant and just
be Eric Cartman racist arrogant and just plain mean Cartman’s capable of anything
plain mean Cartman’s capable of anything
plain mean Cartman’s capable of anything actually the residents of South Park are
actually the residents of South Park are
actually the residents of South Park are probably lucky when he’s just being a
probably lucky when he’s just being a
probably lucky when he’s just being a smartass as he can also be extremely
smartass as he can also be extremely
smartass as he can also be extremely devious and kind of psycho remember that
devious and kind of psycho remember that
devious and kind of psycho remember that time he fed his enemy’s own parents to
time he fed his enemy’s own parents to
time he fed his enemy’s own parents to him let me taste your tears got your
him let me taste your tears got your
him let me taste your tears got your Terrace at uni yeah that makes all those
Terrace at uni yeah that makes all those
Terrace at uni yeah that makes all those times he talks back to adults and his
times he talks back to adults and his
times he talks back to adults and his friends look like nothing and a cat and
friends look like nothing and a cat and
friends look like nothing and a cat and you will respect master ah
you will respect master ah
you will respect master ah with quick verbal jabs flowing from his
with quick verbal jabs flowing from his
with quick verbal jabs flowing from his mouth as readily as the food flows in
mouth as readily as the food flows in
mouth as readily as the food flows in Cartman is the ultimate cartoon fat-ass
Cartman is the ultimate cartoon fat-ass
Cartman is the ultimate cartoon fat-ass and the ultimate cartoon smartass oh you
and the ultimate cartoon smartass oh you
and the ultimate cartoon smartass oh you guys I’m going home go on and go home
guys I’m going home go on and go home
guys I’m going home go on and go home you fat chicken yeah go do you agree
you fat chicken yeah go do you agree
you fat chicken yeah go do you agree with our list
with our list
with our list who’s your favorite cartoon smartass for
who’s your favorite cartoon smartass for
who’s your favorite cartoon smartass for more TV top 10s published every day be
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why don’t you just waddle over there and
why don’t you just waddle over there and get it yes sir
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