summer is a great time to catch some rays but watch out for those of the
rays but watch out for those of the
rays but watch out for those of the cosmic or gamma variety welcome to
cosmic or gamma variety welcome to
cosmic or gamma variety welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll see what
watchmojo.com and today we’ll see what
watchmojo.com and today we’ll see what happens when Bruce Banner meets Ben
happens when Bruce Banner meets Ben
happens when Bruce Banner meets Ben Grimm in an all-out super-powered brawl
Grimm in an all-out super-powered brawl
Grimm in an all-out super-powered brawl for this showdown we’re pitting the Hulk
for this showdown we’re pitting the Hulk
for this showdown we’re pitting the Hulk versus the thing based on specific
versus the thing based on specific
versus the thing based on specific categories to see how well they measure
categories to see how well they measure
categories to see how well they measure up
up
up overall June issue round 1 origin and
overall June issue round 1 origin and
overall June issue round 1 origin and motivation should have seen him before
motivation should have seen him before
motivation should have seen him before ok now I’m gonna go kill him when super
ok now I’m gonna go kill him when super
ok now I’m gonna go kill him when super scientist Reed Richards brings Sue Storm
scientist Reed Richards brings Sue Storm
scientist Reed Richards brings Sue Storm Johnny Storm and best friend Ben Grimm
Johnny Storm and best friend Ben Grimm
Johnny Storm and best friend Ben Grimm into space for an experimental mission a
into space for an experimental mission a
into space for an experimental mission a few days in space it’ll be great
few days in space it’ll be great
few days in space it’ll be great what’s the worst that can happen the
what’s the worst that can happen the
what’s the worst that can happen the four companions are pelted with cosmic
four companions are pelted with cosmic
four companions are pelted with cosmic rays until they become super-powered
rays until they become super-powered
rays until they become super-powered heroes Ben Grimm gets the short end of
heroes Ben Grimm gets the short end of
heroes Ben Grimm gets the short end of that stick when he is mutated into a
that stick when he is mutated into a
that stick when he is mutated into a giant orange Rock monster
giant orange Rock monster
giant orange Rock monster damn it’s me it’s still me who’s the
damn it’s me it’s still me who’s the
damn it’s me it’s still me who’s the accident love bitch doing jobs where
accident love bitch doing jobs where
accident love bitch doing jobs where most people would become evil super
most people would become evil super
most people would become evil super villains following a transformation just
villains following a transformation just
villains following a transformation just like that then instead joins his newly
like that then instead joins his newly
like that then instead joins his newly powered teammates to fight crime
scientist Bruce Banner is believed the
scientist Bruce Banner is believed the life of a young teenager who has
life of a young teenager who has
life of a young teenager who has wandered on to a nuclear testing site
whenever banner is angered thereafter he
whenever banner is angered thereafter he transforms into a monstrous green man
transforms into a monstrous green man
transforms into a monstrous green man with superhuman abilities including
with superhuman abilities including
with superhuman abilities including strength and 9 and vulnerability
while both are foolhardy adventurers who
while both are foolhardy adventurers who were forever changed by the risks they
were forever changed by the risks they
were forever changed by the risks they took the thing was in space when it
took the thing was in space when it
took the thing was in space when it happened which is just a little bit
happened which is just a little bit
happened which is just a little bit cooler he also doesn’t have to be angry
cooler he also doesn’t have to be angry
cooler he also doesn’t have to be angry or under emotional distress to be able
or under emotional distress to be able
or under emotional distress to be able to use his powers winner the thing not
to use his powers winner the thing not
to use his powers winner the thing not gonna be a problem
round two powers oh boy that’s a big
round two powers oh boy that’s a big while turning into a horrible orange
while turning into a horrible orange
while turning into a horrible orange rock monster does have its downsides it
rock monster does have its downsides it
rock monster does have its downsides it also comes with a few perks as the thing
also comes with a few perks as the thing
also comes with a few perks as the thing Ben Grimm can perform feats of
Ben Grimm can perform feats of
Ben Grimm can perform feats of superhuman strength his orange rawhide
superhuman strength his orange rawhide
superhuman strength his orange rawhide is nearly impenetrable giving him
is nearly impenetrable giving him
is nearly impenetrable giving him enhanced durability the marquee clover
enhanced durability the marquee clover
enhanced durability the marquee clover in charge and unlike the Hulk on most
in charge and unlike the Hulk on most
in charge and unlike the Hulk on most days Ben retains his intelligence as the
days Ben retains his intelligence as the
days Ben retains his intelligence as the thing and can think quickly in a fight
Bruce Banner has genius-level intellect
Bruce Banner has genius-level intellect but it’s usually completely useless when
but it’s usually completely useless when
but it’s usually completely useless when he becomes the Hulk so let’s focus on
he becomes the Hulk so let’s focus on
he becomes the Hulk so let’s focus on what the Hulk can do he told me what he
what the Hulk can do he told me what he
what the Hulk can do he told me what he wanted to do let’s start with the fact
wanted to do let’s start with the fact
wanted to do let’s start with the fact that everything he does is super so
that everything he does is super so
that everything he does is super so super strength super speed super
super strength super speed super
super strength super speed super durability super reflexes etc oh all of
durability super reflexes etc oh all of
durability super reflexes etc oh all of that is increased the angrier he gets
that is increased the angrier he gets
that is increased the angrier he gets and even then it doesn’t take a whole
and even then it doesn’t take a whole
and even then it doesn’t take a whole lot to pull that hair trigger while
lot to pull that hair trigger while
lot to pull that hair trigger while Bruce Banner wouldn’t fare too well in
Bruce Banner wouldn’t fare too well in
Bruce Banner wouldn’t fare too well in the fight the Hulk could take about just
the fight the Hulk could take about just
the fight the Hulk could take about just anybody in the Marvel Universe winner
anybody in the Marvel Universe winner
anybody in the Marvel Universe winner the Hulk by oh my god you dull creature
the Hulk by oh my god you dull creature
the Hulk by oh my god you dull creature and I will not be bullied by round 3
and I will not be bullied by round 3
and I will not be bullied by round 3 alter-ego do you want to be Ben Grimm
alter-ego do you want to be Ben Grimm
alter-ego do you want to be Ben Grimm again when he’s fighting the likes of
again when he’s fighting the likes of
again when he’s fighting the likes of Victor Von Doom Ben Grimm is the mighty
Victor Von Doom Ben Grimm is the mighty
Victor Von Doom Ben Grimm is the mighty thing a giant rock monster with super
thing a giant rock monster with super
thing a giant rock monster with super strength
strength
strength what bicep touch yet triceps when he’s
what bicep touch yet triceps when he’s
what bicep touch yet triceps when he’s at home eating cereal Ben Grimm is still
at home eating cereal Ben Grimm is still
at home eating cereal Ben Grimm is still a giant rock monster with super strength
a giant rock monster with super strength
a giant rock monster with super strength yeah wherever he goes he’s always gonna
yeah wherever he goes he’s always gonna
yeah wherever he goes he’s always gonna be the thing no matter how hard he tries
be the thing no matter how hard he tries
be the thing no matter how hard he tries to hide it just give me the usual in a
to hide it just give me the usual in a
to hide it just give me the usual in a mode all right
mode all right
mode all right make it a double you won’t like him when
make it a double you won’t like him when
make it a double you won’t like him when he’s angry but for most hours of the day
he’s angry but for most hours of the day
he’s angry but for most hours of the day Bruce Banner is a mild-mannered
Bruce Banner is a mild-mannered
Bruce Banner is a mild-mannered scientist who hides his alter ego pretty
scientist who hides his alter ego pretty
scientist who hides his alter ego pretty well by not being a giant green rage
well by not being a giant green rage
well by not being a giant green rage monster we’re doing the basic science
monster we’re doing the basic science
monster we’re doing the basic science for everyone this comes in handy when he
for everyone this comes in handy when he
for everyone this comes in handy when he wants to keep his life of super heroism
wants to keep his life of super heroism
wants to keep his life of super heroism secret from those he loves the Hulk wins
secret from those he loves the Hulk wins
secret from those he loves the Hulk wins this one by default sorry Ben I can’t
this one by default sorry Ben I can’t
this one by default sorry Ben I can’t get too excited round four villains
get too excited round four villains
get too excited round four villains Victor the Fantastic Four have an
Victor the Fantastic Four have an
Victor the Fantastic Four have an impressive roster of super foes the
impressive roster of super foes the
impressive roster of super foes the thing gets to tangle with all of them
thing gets to tangle with all of them
thing gets to tangle with all of them for the most part because he’s the
for the most part because he’s the
for the most part because he’s the muscle of the group and he’s not afraid
muscle of the group and he’s not afraid
muscle of the group and he’s not afraid to throw a few punches Victor Von Doom
to throw a few punches Victor Von Doom
to throw a few punches Victor Von Doom is the group’s main antagonist and he’ll
is the group’s main antagonist and he’ll
is the group’s main antagonist and he’ll usually find the ruler of Latveria
usually find the ruler of Latveria
usually find the ruler of Latveria trying to take over the world with his
trying to take over the world with his
trying to take over the world with his evil doombots while Ben Grimm will
evil doombots while Ben Grimm will
evil doombots while Ben Grimm will probably never outwit the nefarious doom
probably never outwit the nefarious doom
probably never outwit the nefarious doom you can certainly pack a hell of a
you can certainly pack a hell of a
you can certainly pack a hell of a wallop it’s clobbering time
wallop it’s clobbering time
wallop it’s clobbering time when you’re a giant radiation monster
when you’re a giant radiation monster
when you’re a giant radiation monster the list of your bad guys probably won’t
the list of your bad guys probably won’t
the list of your bad guys probably won’t include card-carrying Mensa members what
include card-carrying Mensa members what
include card-carrying Mensa members what while The Hulk does have his share of
while The Hulk does have his share of
while The Hulk does have his share of brainy bad guys you’ll usually find him
brainy bad guys you’ll usually find him
brainy bad guys you’ll usually find him battling other behemoths like the
battling other behemoths like the
battling other behemoths like the abomination Red Hulk or the absorbing
abomination Red Hulk or the absorbing
abomination Red Hulk or the absorbing man now let me show you why they call me
man now let me show you why they call me
man now let me show you why they call me the absorbing man a particularly
the absorbing man a particularly
the absorbing man a particularly interesting Hulk story arc is found in
interesting Hulk story arc is found in
interesting Hulk story arc is found in world war hulk where he takes on most of
world war hulk where he takes on most of
world war hulk where he takes on most of the Marvel superheroes in gladiatorial
the Marvel superheroes in gladiatorial
the Marvel superheroes in gladiatorial fashion
while the Hulk has big bad bruisers to
while the Hulk has big bad bruisers to throw down with the things villains are
throw down with the things villains are
throw down with the things villains are a little more refined winner the thing
a little more refined winner the thing
a little more refined winner the thing this is gonna be fun
this is gonna be fun
this is gonna be fun round five team ups the day of the
round five team ups the day of the
round five team ups the day of the Fantastic Four the thing and the
Fantastic Four the thing and the
Fantastic Four the thing and the Fantastic Four are usually mentioned in
Fantastic Four are usually mentioned in
Fantastic Four are usually mentioned in the same breath and there’s a good
the same breath and there’s a good
the same breath and there’s a good reason for that
reason for that
reason for that they’re one of Marvel’s oldest superhero
they’re one of Marvel’s oldest superhero
they’re one of Marvel’s oldest superhero teams what’s the matter of n getting
teams what’s the matter of n getting
teams what’s the matter of n getting paranoid in your old age and while
paranoid in your old age and while
paranoid in your old age and while they’ve had rotating members every now
they’ve had rotating members every now
they’ve had rotating members every now and then the core group stays pretty
and then the core group stays pretty
and then the core group stays pretty much the same working together to fight
much the same working together to fight
much the same working together to fight crime has brought Ben Grimm and
crime has brought Ben Grimm and
crime has brought Ben Grimm and Fantastic Four so close that they’re
Fantastic Four so close that they’re
Fantastic Four so close that they’re practically inseparable
practically inseparable
practically inseparable I love this job
I love this job
I love this job well we do have a suit it doesn’t take
well we do have a suit it doesn’t take
well we do have a suit it doesn’t take much to be an Avenger if you have a
much to be an Avenger if you have a
much to be an Avenger if you have a superpower or even if you aim really
superpower or even if you aim really
superpower or even if you aim really well and you want to fight for good then
well and you want to fight for good then
well and you want to fight for good then you’ve probably already gotten an
you’ve probably already gotten an
you’ve probably already gotten an invitation
but the Hulk is one of the founding
but the Hulk is one of the founding members of Marvel’s most popular
members of Marvel’s most popular
members of Marvel’s most popular superhero group and as such he’s usually
superhero group and as such he’s usually
superhero group and as such he’s usually called on in times of extreme crisis I
called on in times of extreme crisis I
called on in times of extreme crisis I have an ami we have a Hulk
have an ami we have a Hulk
have an ami we have a Hulk okay sure there was that time that Iron
okay sure there was that time that Iron
okay sure there was that time that Iron Man along with a few other Marvel
Man along with a few other Marvel
Man along with a few other Marvel notables decided to send Bruce Banner
notables decided to send Bruce Banner
notables decided to send Bruce Banner into space for being a bit of a dick but
into space for being a bit of a dick but
into space for being a bit of a dick but you know that’s all water under the
you know that’s all water under the
you know that’s all water under the bridge by now we had no choice may you
bridge by now we had no choice may you
bridge by now we had no choice may you finally find peace while the Fantastic
finally find peace while the Fantastic
finally find peace while the Fantastic Four are a close-knit crime-fighting
Four are a close-knit crime-fighting
Four are a close-knit crime-fighting team blue is in everyone’s color by
team blue is in everyone’s color by
team blue is in everyone’s color by contrast The Avengers have a pretty
contrast The Avengers have a pretty
contrast The Avengers have a pretty laid-back costume policy now it might be
laid-back costume policy now it might be
laid-back costume policy now it might be a really good time for you to get angry
a really good time for you to get angry
a really good time for you to get angry that’s my secret at a minimum of ripped
that’s my secret at a minimum of ripped
that’s my secret at a minimum of ripped up purple shorts will do nicely
up purple shorts will do nicely
up purple shorts will do nicely whether you’re human mutant robot alien
whether you’re human mutant robot alien
whether you’re human mutant robot alien supernatural or even a former bad guy
supernatural or even a former bad guy
supernatural or even a former bad guy turned good you can still be a part of
turned good you can still be a part of
turned good you can still be a part of their team Avengers Assemble winner The
their team Avengers Assemble winner The
their team Avengers Assemble winner The Hulk amazing
the thing was a really close second but
the thing was a really close second but Bruce Banner can be a real pain when he
Bruce Banner can be a real pain when he
Bruce Banner can be a real pain when he doesn’t get his way
last four three two two we’ve got to
last four three two two we’ve got to give it to the Hulk for the win if only
give it to the Hulk for the win if only
give it to the Hulk for the win if only to avoid being smashed does our verdict
to avoid being smashed does our verdict
to avoid being smashed does our verdict spell clobbering time for you be sure to
spell clobbering time for you be sure to
spell clobbering time for you be sure to debate in the comments and subscribe to
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