ever feel like your new tech purchase is outdated the second you step out of the
outdated the second you step out of the
outdated the second you step out of the store shit hell that shit pornographic
store shit hell that shit pornographic
store shit hell that shit pornographic it’s out of power
it’s out of power
it’s out of power well these devices certainly are welcome
well these devices certainly are welcome
well these devices certainly are welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re
to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 real high tech devices that appeared in
real high tech devices that appeared in
real high tech devices that appeared in movies but look hilariously outdated
movies but look hilariously outdated
movies but look hilariously outdated today for this list we pick devices that
today for this list we pick devices that
today for this list we pick devices that exist in real life that were featured on
exist in real life that were featured on
exist in real life that were featured on the big screen and that may have at one
the big screen and that may have at one
the big screen and that may have at one time looked high-tech but now seem very
time looked high-tech but now seem very
time looked high-tech but now seem very old-fashioned archaic or obsolete number
old-fashioned archaic or obsolete number
old-fashioned archaic or obsolete number 10 the palm tungsten see little black
10 the palm tungsten see little black
10 the palm tungsten see little black book electronic little black book if you
book electronic little black book if you
book electronic little black book if you were a business executive or venture
were a business executive or venture
were a business executive or venture capitalist at the beginning of the
capitalist at the beginning of the
capitalist at the beginning of the century chances are you probably had one
century chances are you probably had one
century chances are you probably had one of these as in as in palms blackberries
of these as in as in palms blackberries
of these as in as in palms blackberries desk organizers electronic footprints of
desk organizers electronic footprints of
desk organizers electronic footprints of where your man has been and with whom I
where your man has been and with whom I
where your man has been and with whom I don’t think under the right
don’t think under the right
don’t think under the right circumstances they can prove to be a
circumstances they can prove to be a
circumstances they can prove to be a girl’s best friend before the world was
girl’s best friend before the world was
girl’s best friend before the world was introduced to smartphones the Palm Pilot
introduced to smartphones the Palm Pilot
introduced to smartphones the Palm Pilot or one of its variants was your right
or one of its variants was your right
or one of its variants was your right hand men allowing you to store a vast
hand men allowing you to store a vast
hand men allowing you to store a vast amount of contacts organize your
amount of contacts organize your
amount of contacts organize your schedule and granting you access to the
schedule and granting you access to the
schedule and granting you access to the Internet if I were home where would I be
Internet if I were home where would I be
Internet if I were home where would I be sound familiar now modern phones make
sound familiar now modern phones make
sound familiar now modern phones make personal digital assistants look like a
personal digital assistants look like a
personal digital assistants look like a toy you buy for your kids to make them
toy you buy for your kids to make them
toy you buy for your kids to make them feel special when you take them to bring
feel special when you take them to bring
feel special when you take them to bring your child to work day slow down you’re
your child to work day slow down you’re
your child to work day slow down you’re rocking the palm
rocking the palm
rocking the palm number nine tiny hard drive storage
number nine tiny hard drive storage
number nine tiny hard drive storage Johnny mnemonic your storage capacity is
Johnny mnemonic your storage capacity is
Johnny mnemonic your storage capacity is now 160 gigabytes back when Johnny
now 160 gigabytes back when Johnny
now 160 gigabytes back when Johnny mnemonic was released the ability to
mnemonic was released the ability to
mnemonic was released the ability to store a whopping 160 gigabytes on one
store a whopping 160 gigabytes on one
store a whopping 160 gigabytes on one device was probably enough to blow your
device was probably enough to blow your
device was probably enough to blow your mind how much my carry 320 gigabytes
mind how much my carry 320 gigabytes
mind how much my carry 320 gigabytes nowadays you can get that same amount of
nowadays you can get that same amount of
nowadays you can get that same amount of storage or more on a simple flash drive
storage or more on a simple flash drive
storage or more on a simple flash drive it is extremely dangerous if the upload
it is extremely dangerous if the upload
it is extremely dangerous if the upload volume exceeds your storage capacity a
volume exceeds your storage capacity a
volume exceeds your storage capacity a synaptic seepage can kill you in two or
synaptic seepage can kill you in two or
synaptic seepage can kill you in two or three days in this sci-fi action
three days in this sci-fi action
three days in this sci-fi action thriller the titular hero trades out his
thriller the titular hero trades out his
thriller the titular hero trades out his childhood memories to make room for this
childhood memories to make room for this
childhood memories to make room for this now miniscule amount of memory space
now miniscule amount of memory space
now miniscule amount of memory space implant wed wired i had to dump a chunk
implant wed wired i had to dump a chunk
implant wed wired i had to dump a chunk of long-term memory if only he had
of long-term memory if only he had
of long-term memory if only he had waited a few years he could have stored
waited a few years he could have stored
waited a few years he could have stored terabytes worth of info in his noggin
terabytes worth of info in his noggin
terabytes worth of info in his noggin instead I want to get online I need a
instead I want to get online I need a
instead I want to get online I need a computer
computer
computer number eight motorola dynatac wall
number eight motorola dynatac wall
number eight motorola dynatac wall street wake-up call back go to work it’s
street wake-up call back go to work it’s
street wake-up call back go to work it’s hard to look back on the Motorola
hard to look back on the Motorola
hard to look back on the Motorola DynaTAC and consider it a cell phone
DynaTAC and consider it a cell phone
DynaTAC and consider it a cell phone just look at the size of this thing it’s
just look at the size of this thing it’s
just look at the size of this thing it’s a brick the portable phone looks like a
a brick the portable phone looks like a
a brick the portable phone looks like a device that should be able to launch
device that should be able to launch
device that should be able to launch missile strikes or control a satellite
missile strikes or control a satellite
missile strikes or control a satellite I’ve never seen a pane and captures the
I’ve never seen a pane and captures the
I’ve never seen a pane and captures the beauty of the ocean at a moment like
beauty of the ocean at a moment like
beauty of the ocean at a moment like this how are we supposed to believe
this how are we supposed to believe
this how are we supposed to believe Gordon Gekkos a high-rolling Wall Street
Gordon Gekkos a high-rolling Wall Street
Gordon Gekkos a high-rolling Wall Street player when he makes calls on this it’s
player when he makes calls on this it’s
player when he makes calls on this it’s just plain silly today at least they
just plain silly today at least they
just plain silly today at least they acknowledge it in the 2010 sequel and we
acknowledge it in the 2010 sequel and we
acknowledge it in the 2010 sequel and we all shared a good laugh and one mobile
all shared a good laugh and one mobile
all shared a good laugh and one mobile phone
and yes most cell phone tech looks dated
and yes most cell phone tech looks dated after some time including the flip phone
after some time including the flip phone
after some time including the flip phone from Romy and Michele’s high school
from Romy and Michele’s high school
from Romy and Michele’s high school reunion look what else I got his little
reunion look what else I got his little
reunion look what else I got his little lady oh my god it’s a flip phone uh-huh
number seven MSI 8080 microcomputer
number seven MSI 8080 microcomputer wargames the president will probably
wargames the president will probably
wargames the president will probably follow the computer war plan now that’s
follow the computer war plan now that’s
follow the computer war plan now that’s a fact you know how when you buy a new
a fact you know how when you buy a new
a fact you know how when you buy a new couch or bed and then have the difficult
couch or bed and then have the difficult
couch or bed and then have the difficult task of figuring out how to get it
task of figuring out how to get it
task of figuring out how to get it through the door and into your apartment
through the door and into your apartment
through the door and into your apartment these computers give us instant access
these computers give us instant access
these computers give us instant access to the state of the world troop
to the state of the world troop
to the state of the world troop movements Soviet missile tests shifting
movements Soviet missile tests shifting
movements Soviet missile tests shifting weather patterns it all flows into this
weather patterns it all flows into this
weather patterns it all flows into this room and then into what we call the
room and then into what we call the
room and then into what we call the Walker computer well in the 80s that’s
Walker computer well in the 80s that’s
Walker computer well in the 80s that’s what it was like when you bought a new
what it was like when you bought a new
what it was like when you bought a new microcomputer and this machine used by
microcomputer and this machine used by
microcomputer and this machine used by Matthew Broderick in the 1983 Cold War
Matthew Broderick in the 1983 Cold War
Matthew Broderick in the 1983 Cold War sci-fi flick is supposed to be the small
sci-fi flick is supposed to be the small
sci-fi flick is supposed to be the small version you’re really into computer
version you’re really into computer
version you’re really into computer stuff yeah if there was a Starbucks back
stuff yeah if there was a Starbucks back
stuff yeah if there was a Starbucks back then and you ordered a tall hot
then and you ordered a tall hot
then and you ordered a tall hot chocolate would that be the equivalent
chocolate would that be the equivalent
chocolate would that be the equivalent of a super-sized soda at McDonald’s well
of a super-sized soda at McDonald’s well
of a super-sized soda at McDonald’s well that does sound pretty awesome so we
that does sound pretty awesome so we
that does sound pretty awesome so we surely hope so
surely hope so
surely hope so I have you know at least the insight
I have you know at least the insight
I have you know at least the insight atat helped him successfully hack into a
atat helped him successfully hack into a
atat helped him successfully hack into a school district’s computer system so it
school district’s computer system so it
school district’s computer system so it had that going for it those are great I
had that going for it those are great I
had that going for it those are great I don’t think that I deserved it if you
can’t do that already doing number six
can’t do that already doing number six walkman back to the future
walkman back to the future
walkman back to the future so Back to the Future
so Back to the Future
so Back to the Future only showcased Marty’s walkman but we’ll
only showcased Marty’s walkman but we’ll
only showcased Marty’s walkman but we’ll take this opportunity to also mention
take this opportunity to also mention
take this opportunity to also mention the later music player known as the
the later music player known as the
the later music player known as the discman
discman
discman [Music]
[Music]
[Music] despite how ridiculous they appear today
despite how ridiculous they appear today
despite how ridiculous they appear today these devices were a music lovers dream
these devices were a music lovers dream
these devices were a music lovers dream just a few decades ago they allowed you
just a few decades ago they allowed you
just a few decades ago they allowed you to take your music on the go anywhere
to take your music on the go anywhere
to take your music on the go anywhere now that we all have some sort of mp3
now that we all have some sort of mp3
now that we all have some sort of mp3 player the idea of carrying a large
player the idea of carrying a large
player the idea of carrying a large device while lugging around your
device while lugging around your
device while lugging around your collection of tapes or CDs seems crazy
collection of tapes or CDs seems crazy
collection of tapes or CDs seems crazy but at least the Walkman was recently
but at least the Walkman was recently
but at least the Walkman was recently given some retro love in 2014’s
given some retro love in 2014’s
given some retro love in 2014’s guardians of the galaxy number five
guardians of the galaxy number five
guardians of the galaxy number five pager clueless no calls tonight but it’s
pager clueless no calls tonight but it’s
pager clueless no calls tonight but it’s Dion sorry we’re gonna have a nice
Dion sorry we’re gonna have a nice
Dion sorry we’re gonna have a nice family dinner yet another victim of
family dinner yet another victim of
family dinner yet another victim of modern phones texting certainly made the
modern phones texting certainly made the
modern phones texting certainly made the pager obsolete
pager obsolete
pager obsolete it’s not even 8:30 and Maria’s pay
it’s not even 8:30 and Maria’s pay
it’s not even 8:30 and Maria’s pay German TV is so possessive just imagine
German TV is so possessive just imagine
German TV is so possessive just imagine trying to set up a girls night out or
trying to set up a girls night out or
trying to set up a girls night out or plan your next poker game using this
plan your next poker game using this
plan your next poker game using this device woman why don’t you be answering
device woman why don’t you be answering
device woman why don’t you be answering any of my pages think about the amount
any of my pages think about the amount
any of my pages think about the amount of work it would take versus just
of work it would take versus just
of work it would take versus just sending a group text as if now on top of
sending a group text as if now on top of
sending a group text as if now on top of that picture how cool you would look
that picture how cool you would look
that picture how cool you would look strapping these bad boys to your belt
strapping these bad boys to your belt
strapping these bad boys to your belt and displaying them for the whole world
and displaying them for the whole world
and displaying them for the whole world to see you prefer fashion victim or
to see you prefer fashion victim or
to see you prefer fashion victim or zombie challenge not exactly the most
zombie challenge not exactly the most
zombie challenge not exactly the most appealing fashion accessory anymore now
appealing fashion accessory anymore now
appealing fashion accessory anymore now is a chair I was just totally clueless
is a chair I was just totally clueless
is a chair I was just totally clueless number four all computers Jurassic Park
UNIX systems an interactive cd-rom it’s
UNIX systems an interactive cd-rom it’s hard to believe that this technology
hard to believe that this technology
hard to believe that this technology actually ran the entire park in this
actually ran the entire park in this
actually ran the entire park in this science fiction adventure film these
science fiction adventure film these
science fiction adventure film these computers look more like dinosaurs than
computers look more like dinosaurs than
computers look more like dinosaurs than the actual dinosaurs in this movie with
the actual dinosaurs in this movie with
the actual dinosaurs in this movie with the new Jurassic Park perhaps the studio
the new Jurassic Park perhaps the studio
the new Jurassic Park perhaps the studio should consider showing off a separate
should consider showing off a separate
should consider showing off a separate exhibit in which tourists can view the
exhibit in which tourists can view the
exhibit in which tourists can view the first flicks old security systems and
first flicks old security systems and
first flicks old security systems and see how easy it was for the dinosaurs to
see how easy it was for the dinosaurs to
see how easy it was for the dinosaurs to escape in the first place hold on to
escape in the first place hold on to
escape in the first place hold on to your butt
your butt
your butt number three AOL you’ve got mail for
number three AOL you’ve got mail for
number three AOL you’ve got mail for those too young to remember there was a
those too young to remember there was a
those too young to remember there was a time when email was this bright shiny
time when email was this bright shiny
time when email was this bright shiny new thing and when you got the friendly
new thing and when you got the friendly
new thing and when you got the friendly reminder telling you that you’ve got
reminder telling you that you’ve got
reminder telling you that you’ve got mail it always brought a smile to your
mail it always brought a smile to your
mail it always brought a smile to your face you got mail yes it’s a very
face you got mail yes it’s a very
face you got mail yes it’s a very powerful words back in the day
powerful words back in the day
powerful words back in the day AOL was an online bigwig and the cool
AOL was an online bigwig and the cool
AOL was an online bigwig and the cool thing to use not only could you send and
thing to use not only could you send and
thing to use not only could you send and receive electronic mail you could also
receive electronic mail you could also
receive electronic mail you could also chat with your friends online via
chat with your friends online via
chat with your friends online via instant messenger I need help
do you still want to meet me and let’s
do you still want to meet me and let’s not forget the good old sound of dial-up
not forget the good old sound of dial-up
not forget the good old sound of dial-up [Music]
[Music]
[Music] of course none of this seems so special
of course none of this seems so special
of course none of this seems so special any longer thanks to the various ways of
any longer thanks to the various ways of
any longer thanks to the various ways of communication we have today most notably
communication we have today most notably
communication we have today most notably Gmail Facebook and much much more
Gmail Facebook and much much more
Gmail Facebook and much much more good bye number 2 developing film
good bye number 2 developing film
good bye number 2 developing film one-hour photo just for a minute I’m
one-hour photo just for a minute I’m
one-hour photo just for a minute I’m just stuffing off some film make sure
just stuffing off some film make sure
just stuffing off some film make sure you can see me the use of the medium of
you can see me the use of the medium of
you can see me the use of the medium of film versus digital images is still a
film versus digital images is still a
film versus digital images is still a highly debated topic today though many
highly debated topic today though many
highly debated topic today though many directors still opt to shoot on film
directors still opt to shoot on film
directors still opt to shoot on film however in the commercial market using
however in the commercial market using
however in the commercial market using photographic film to capture stills is
photographic film to capture stills is
photographic film to capture stills is widely unheard of can I help you sighs
widely unheard of can I help you sighs
widely unheard of can I help you sighs just dropping off some film just a
just dropping off some film just a
just dropping off some film just a customer when was the last time you
customer when was the last time you
customer when was the last time you bought a disposable camera and had it
bought a disposable camera and had it
bought a disposable camera and had it developed at a one-hour photo shop
developed at a one-hour photo shop
developed at a one-hour photo shop chances are it’s been a while free
chances are it’s been a while free
chances are it’s been a while free disposable cameras the customers on
disposable cameras the customers on
disposable cameras the customers on their birthday that must have been your
their birthday that must have been your
their birthday that must have been your bright idea sure should as a company
bright idea sure should as a company
bright idea sure should as a company policy you can’t do this we’re living in
policy you can’t do this we’re living in
policy you can’t do this we’re living in a digital age and with technology
a digital age and with technology
a digital age and with technology getting better and better film is
getting better and better film is
getting better and better film is becoming more and more a thing of the
becoming more and more a thing of the
becoming more and more a thing of the past
past
past find another place to do your film I do
find another place to do your film I do
find another place to do your film I do not want you back in there before we
not want you back in there before we
not want you back in there before we unveil our top pick here are some
unveil our top pick here are some
unveil our top pick here are some honorable mentions
we supposed to be like magic is it hello
we supposed to be like magic is it hello you have four messages message like hey
you have four messages message like hey
you have four messages message like hey gorgeous inside try calling look you
gorgeous inside try calling look you
gorgeous inside try calling look you gotta get that girl out of your head
gotta get that girl out of your head
gotta get that girl out of your head hold my number one VHS the ring have you
hold my number one VHS the ring have you
hold my number one VHS the ring have you heard about this videotape that kills
heard about this videotape that kills
heard about this videotape that kills you when you watch it in the ring the
you when you watch it in the ring the
you when you watch it in the ring the dated quality of the VHS footage
dated quality of the VHS footage
dated quality of the VHS footage definitely added to the creepy factor
definitely added to the creepy factor
definitely added to the creepy factor but it also makes one wonder that if the
but it also makes one wonder that if the
but it also makes one wonder that if the movie were set today would anyone even
movie were set today would anyone even
movie were set today would anyone even have a VCR to play that cassette on
have a VCR to play that cassette on
have a VCR to play that cassette on perceptions never good here that’s why
perceptions never good here that’s why
perceptions never good here that’s why we bought tape players for videos our
we bought tape players for videos our
we bought tape players for videos our guess is that poor Samara would be
guess is that poor Samara would be
guess is that poor Samara would be waiting a long time for some poor sap to
waiting a long time for some poor sap to
waiting a long time for some poor sap to come by and convert her tape into a DVD
come by and convert her tape into a DVD
come by and convert her tape into a DVD though fans still have plenty of
though fans still have plenty of
though fans still have plenty of nostalgic love for this strange format
nostalgic love for this strange format
nostalgic love for this strange format video tape is likely to be completely
video tape is likely to be completely
video tape is likely to be completely off the market sooner rather than later
off the market sooner rather than later
off the market sooner rather than later if it isn’t already it’s going to kill
if it isn’t already it’s going to kill
if it isn’t already it’s going to kill me using that do you agree with our list
me using that do you agree with our list
me using that do you agree with our list what’s your favorite outdated high-tech
what’s your favorite outdated high-tech
what’s your favorite outdated high-tech device from a movie for more hilarious
device from a movie for more hilarious
device from a movie for more hilarious top 10s published every day be sure to
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subscribe to watchmojo.com that was easy yeah I guess it was
yeah I guess it was
yeah I guess it was [Music]
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