just because they’ve got kids doesn’t mean these small screen ladies aren’t
mean these small screen ladies aren’t
mean these small screen ladies aren’t sexy mom stop welcome to watchmojo.com
sexy mom stop welcome to watchmojo.com
sexy mom stop welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks
and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 TV milfs
for the top 10 TV milfs
for the top 10 TV milfs yikes for this list we’re looking at the
yikes for this list we’re looking at the
yikes for this list we’re looking at the most memorable and good-looking female
most memorable and good-looking female
most memorable and good-looking female parents on television nothing is wrong
parents on television nothing is wrong
parents on television nothing is wrong with you you are wonderful
with you you are wonderful
with you you are wonderful number 10 Victoria Harper revenge
number 10 Victoria Harper revenge
number 10 Victoria Harper revenge I approve beautiful and wealthy the so
I approve beautiful and wealthy the so
I approve beautiful and wealthy the so called queen of the Hamptons may seem
called queen of the Hamptons may seem
called queen of the Hamptons may seem like quite the catch but don’t let those
like quite the catch but don’t let those
like quite the catch but don’t let those hot looks and even hotter bank account
hot looks and even hotter bank account
hot looks and even hotter bank account fool you where the hell is my son hold
fool you where the hell is my son hold
fool you where the hell is my son hold manipulative and detached this mother of
manipulative and detached this mother of
manipulative and detached this mother of three isn’t above playing favorites
three isn’t above playing favorites
three isn’t above playing favorites lying or even committing the odd murder
lying or even committing the odd murder
lying or even committing the odd murder to get what she wants well summer has
to get what she wants well summer has
to get what she wants well summer has finished mr. Mathis and once that toxin
finished mr. Mathis and once that toxin
finished mr. Mathis and once that toxin leads to paralysis so you still if
leads to paralysis so you still if
leads to paralysis so you still if you’re an influential bigshot who knows
you’re an influential bigshot who knows
you’re an influential bigshot who knows his place in the world you might just
his place in the world you might just
his place in the world you might just have a shot with this gorgeous 50
have a shot with this gorgeous 50
have a shot with this gorgeous 50 something from this American drama you
something from this American drama you
something from this American drama you can’t legally hold me here without the
can’t legally hold me here without the
can’t legally hold me here without the authority of another doctor if the nurse
authority of another doctor if the nurse
authority of another doctor if the nurse will give her a day pass that is your
will give her a day pass that is your
will give her a day pass that is your funny
funny
funny number 9 Joan Harris Mad Men what can I
number 9 Joan Harris Mad Men what can I
number 9 Joan Harris Mad Men what can I do for you curvaceous sassy and
do for you curvaceous sassy and
do for you curvaceous sassy and self-assured the former Miss Holloway
self-assured the former Miss Holloway
self-assured the former Miss Holloway has got a lot going for her I don’t know
has got a lot going for her I don’t know
has got a lot going for her I don’t know what you’re talking about
what you’re talking about
what you’re talking about always the best-dressed in the office
always the best-dressed in the office
always the best-dressed in the office the foxy and pencil skirted redhead was
the foxy and pencil skirted redhead was
the foxy and pencil skirted redhead was queen bee of the typing pool before
queen bee of the typing pool before
queen bee of the typing pool before becoming the first female partner at
becoming the first female partner at
becoming the first female partner at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce well that is terrific news Bravo
well that is terrific news Bravo
well that is terrific news Bravo spectacular although not the best with
spectacular although not the best with
spectacular although not the best with faithfulness your fine
Joan has stepped up and proved herself
Joan has stepped up and proved herself as a capable mother even if she did lie
as a capable mother even if she did lie
as a capable mother even if she did lie about who the father is you get this
about who the father is you get this
about who the father is you get this stuff she seems to favor the older gents
stuff she seems to favor the older gents
stuff she seems to favor the older gents but you may just win on red if you have
but you may just win on red if you have
but you may just win on red if you have deep pockets and there’s a promotion on
deep pockets and there’s a promotion on
deep pockets and there’s a promotion on the line no I don’t know how much longer
the line no I don’t know how much longer
the line no I don’t know how much longer I can restrain myself let me see him
I can restrain myself let me see him
I can restrain myself let me see him number eight Nancy Botwin weeds yes
number eight Nancy Botwin weeds yes
number eight Nancy Botwin weeds yes soccer mom turned dope dealer this
soccer mom turned dope dealer this
soccer mom turned dope dealer this widowed mother of three provides for her
widowed mother of three provides for her
widowed mother of three provides for her family the only way she knows how
family the only way she knows how
family the only way she knows how which is just a little bit more than the
which is just a little bit more than the
which is just a little bit more than the law will allow although easily pleased
law will allow although easily pleased
law will allow although easily pleased with an iced coffee or two as well as
with an iced coffee or two as well as
with an iced coffee or two as well as being Berkeley educated and a leader in
being Berkeley educated and a leader in
being Berkeley educated and a leader in her field
her field
her field anyone looking to score with this black
anyone looking to score with this black
anyone looking to score with this black market gardener should know she has
market gardener should know she has
market gardener should know she has terrible luck with men with all four of
terrible luck with men with all four of
terrible luck with men with all four of her husband’s dying Oh Moo Nancy Botwin
her husband’s dying Oh Moo Nancy Botwin
her husband’s dying Oh Moo Nancy Botwin born Nancy price is also not so good
born Nancy price is also not so good
born Nancy price is also not so good with girlfriends but that’s another
with girlfriends but that’s another
with girlfriends but that’s another thing altogether
thing altogether
thing altogether somebody’s no fun today
sometimes it takes balls to be a woman
sometimes it takes balls to be a woman number seven Jules Cobb cougar town
number seven Jules Cobb cougar town
number seven Jules Cobb cougar town embarrass if you’re a hunky young cub
embarrass if you’re a hunky young cub
embarrass if you’re a hunky young cub you might have had a chance with this
you might have had a chance with this
you might have had a chance with this Lexus driving divorcee could be taped
Lexus driving divorcee could be taped
Lexus driving divorcee could be taped down it’s what you’ve wanted all along
however that boat sailed when Jules
however that boat sailed when Jules remarried in season 3 of Cougar Town
remarried in season 3 of Cougar Town
remarried in season 3 of Cougar Town when she tied the knot with Grayson
when she tied the knot with Grayson
when she tied the knot with Grayson Ellis okay so we had a Tuesday wedding
Ellis okay so we had a Tuesday wedding
Ellis okay so we had a Tuesday wedding if you did meet junebug during her
if you did meet junebug during her
if you did meet junebug during her single days though you should know she
single days though you should know she
single days though you should know she has a teenage son and only owns 8 DVDs
has a teenage son and only owns 8 DVDs
has a teenage son and only owns 8 DVDs Wow I guess these should probably go
Wow I guess these should probably go
Wow I guess these should probably go back in their holsters so maybe it’s
back in their holsters so maybe it’s
back in their holsters so maybe it’s best if you go to your place instead of
best if you go to your place instead of
best if you go to your place instead of hers there are positives and negatives
hers there are positives and negatives
hers there are positives and negatives to folks there really aren’t oh and
to folks there really aren’t oh and
to folks there really aren’t oh and don’t forget the wine no no I need Big
don’t forget the wine no no I need Big
don’t forget the wine no no I need Big Joe oh okay
Joe oh okay
Joe oh okay while you fill that up I’m gonna go talk
while you fill that up I’m gonna go talk
while you fill that up I’m gonna go talk to Grayson number six Julie Cooper the
to Grayson number six Julie Cooper the
to Grayson number six Julie Cooper the OC I did not come here to talk about
OC I did not come here to talk about
OC I did not come here to talk about myself as long as we’re on the subject I
myself as long as we’re on the subject I
myself as long as we’re on the subject I could kind of use your advice she may
could kind of use your advice she may
could kind of use your advice she may have been raised in a trailer park but
have been raised in a trailer park but
have been raised in a trailer park but this lady has a taste for the finer
this lady has a taste for the finer
this lady has a taste for the finer things motivated superficial and
things motivated superficial and
things motivated superficial and materialistic Julie has been married
materialistic Julie has been married
materialistic Julie has been married more than once isn’t so odd after filing
more than once isn’t so odd after filing
more than once isn’t so odd after filing for divorce from Jimmy Cooper she dates
for divorce from Jimmy Cooper she dates
for divorce from Jimmy Cooper she dates the rich and powerful Caleb all while
the rich and powerful Caleb all while
the rich and powerful Caleb all while being involved with her daughter’s
being involved with her daughter’s
being involved with her daughter’s ex-boyfriend to come in by the series
ex-boyfriend to come in by the series
ex-boyfriend to come in by the series finale she appears to be back on the
finale she appears to be back on the
finale she appears to be back on the market but this is only after Caleb dies
market but this is only after Caleb dies
market but this is only after Caleb dies of a heart attack the same night she was
of a heart attack the same night she was
of a heart attack the same night she was scheming to kill him
scheming to kill him
scheming to kill him never
just watch prior to his death he had
just watch prior to his death he had fired her from her cushy CEO position
fired her from her cushy CEO position
fired her from her cushy CEO position because a former lover resurfaced and
because a former lover resurfaced and
because a former lover resurfaced and blackmailed her with an adult movie she
blackmailed her with an adult movie she
blackmailed her with an adult movie she had started I was willing to give us a
had started I was willing to give us a
had started I was willing to give us a chance until that our advice proceed
chance until that our advice proceed
chance until that our advice proceed with caution you did we have sex no I’m
with caution you did we have sex no I’m
with caution you did we have sex no I’m a virgin at least I think I am number
a virgin at least I think I am number
a virgin at least I think I am number five Riley parks the client list the
five Riley parks the client list the
five Riley parks the client list the girls that don’t give extras don’t
girls that don’t give extras don’t
girls that don’t give extras don’t really do very well here
really do very well here
really do very well here formerly Miz Montgomery this mother
formerly Miz Montgomery this mother
formerly Miz Montgomery this mother turned masseuse became single again when
turned masseuse became single again when
turned masseuse became single again when her husband left her while the couple
her husband left her while the couple
her husband left her while the couple was in financial dire straits I’ve had
was in financial dire straits I’ve had
was in financial dire straits I’ve had zero luck finding the job and I got you
zero luck finding the job and I got you
zero luck finding the job and I got you out there running around jacking up our
out there running around jacking up our
out there running around jacking up our credit cards with another shopping spree
credit cards with another shopping spree
credit cards with another shopping spree now that is not fair in order to
now that is not fair in order to
now that is not fair in order to properly provide for her family Parks is
properly provide for her family Parks is
properly provide for her family Parks is willing to go almost all the way to
willing to go almost all the way to
willing to go almost all the way to please her customers so what would you
please her customers so what would you
please her customers so what would you like to work on today I think I’ll let
like to work on today I think I’ll let
like to work on today I think I’ll let you decide that and we do mean that
you decide that and we do mean that
you decide that and we do mean that literally
literally
literally while the rub appears to be a legit
while the rub appears to be a legit
while the rub appears to be a legit massage parlor some of the services
massage parlor some of the services
massage parlor some of the services offered aren’t exactly on the official
offered aren’t exactly on the official
offered aren’t exactly on the official menu this amount of pressures you’re
menu this amount of pressures you’re
menu this amount of pressures you’re good to use just incredible huh that
good to use just incredible huh that
good to use just incredible huh that includes one client’s $50,000 offer to
includes one client’s $50,000 offer to
includes one client’s $50,000 offer to sleep with Riley an offer which spoiler
sleep with Riley an offer which spoiler
sleep with Riley an offer which spoiler alert she accepts looks stunning
alert she accepts looks stunning
alert she accepts looks stunning I’m not done yet
very sorry
very sorry born in New Jersey raised in
born in New Jersey raised in
born in New Jersey raised in Pennsylvania and college educated in a
Pennsylvania and college educated in a
Pennsylvania and college educated in a time when many women were not the ex
time when many women were not the ex
time when many women were not the ex mrs. Draper should be a catch for all
mrs. Draper should be a catch for all
mrs. Draper should be a catch for all seasons you don’t think I feel that in
seasons you don’t think I feel that in
seasons you don’t think I feel that in reality however she is cold
reality however she is cold
reality however she is cold self-interested childish and often a
self-interested childish and often a
self-interested childish and often a poor excuse for a mother you cut her
poor excuse for a mother you cut her
poor excuse for a mother you cut her hair no I cut it you see hey Eddie on
hair no I cut it you see hey Eddie on
hair no I cut it you see hey Eddie on the plus side as a former model she does
the plus side as a former model she does
the plus side as a former model she does look good which sadly appears to be her
look good which sadly appears to be her
look good which sadly appears to be her only redeemable quality enjoy troubled
only redeemable quality enjoy troubled
only redeemable quality enjoy troubled and flawed beyond repair
and flawed beyond repair
and flawed beyond repair Betty banks on her looks and is
Betty banks on her looks and is
Betty banks on her looks and is effectively a two-time trophy wife more
effectively a two-time trophy wife more
effectively a two-time trophy wife more interested in causing misery to others
interested in causing misery to others
interested in causing misery to others than gaining happiness for herself well
than gaining happiness for herself well
than gaining happiness for herself well I know the divorce is mostly to blame
I know the divorce is mostly to blame
I know the divorce is mostly to blame number three Rebecca Donaldson
number three Rebecca Donaldson
number three Rebecca Donaldson Katsopolis Full House have mercy
Katsopolis Full House have mercy
Katsopolis Full House have mercy while known to fans of the series as
while known to fans of the series as
while known to fans of the series as Aunt Becky there are some that call mrs.
Aunt Becky there are some that call mrs.
Aunt Becky there are some that call mrs. cats appleís mommy namely her twins and
cats appleís mommy namely her twins and
cats appleís mommy namely her twins and maybe Uncle Jesse I mean who knows maybe
maybe Uncle Jesse I mean who knows maybe
maybe Uncle Jesse I mean who knows maybe this could turn into something or maybe
this could turn into something or maybe
this could turn into something or maybe it won’t or maybe it already has her
it won’t or maybe it already has her
it won’t or maybe it already has her maybe you should just shut me up okay a
maybe you should just shut me up okay a
maybe you should just shut me up okay a down-to-earth practical and lovingly
down-to-earth practical and lovingly
down-to-earth practical and lovingly sarcastic Nebraska farm girl Becky is a
sarcastic Nebraska farm girl Becky is a
sarcastic Nebraska farm girl Becky is a semi celeb in the Bay Area
semi celeb in the Bay Area
semi celeb in the Bay Area thanks to her co-hosting gig on wake up
thanks to her co-hosting gig on wake up
thanks to her co-hosting gig on wake up San Francisco it’s kind of a private
San Francisco it’s kind of a private
San Francisco it’s kind of a private thing that I’ll be happy to talk about
thing that I’ll be happy to talk about
thing that I’ll be happy to talk about with you when I return to the show in a
with you when I return to the show in a
with you when I return to the show in a few weeks but until then this is Rebecca
few weeks but until then this is Rebecca
few weeks but until then this is Rebecca Donaldson saying get out of my room
Donaldson saying get out of my room
Donaldson saying get out of my room still no matter how well and uncreate
still no matter how well and uncreate
still no matter how well and uncreate your fan letter don’t expect much of a
your fan letter don’t expect much of a
your fan letter don’t expect much of a reply as she is not only happily married
reply as she is not only happily married
reply as she is not only happily married is this ring I thee Wed
is this ring I thee Wed
is this ring I thee Wed she is also firmly ingrained in the
she is also firmly ingrained in the
she is also firmly ingrained in the Tanner household and acts as the mother
Tanner household and acts as the mother
Tanner household and acts as the mother figure her nieces never had you are the
figure her nieces never had you are the
figure her nieces never had you are the best
best
best thanks peckish you’re welcome number two
thanks peckish you’re welcome number two
thanks peckish you’re welcome number two Gabrielle Solis Desperate Housewives
Gabrielle Solis Desperate Housewives
Gabrielle Solis Desperate Housewives sweet warrior the best you ever had born
sweet warrior the best you ever had born
sweet warrior the best you ever had born poor Gabrielle moved up the social
poor Gabrielle moved up the social
poor Gabrielle moved up the social ladder due to her god-given good looks
ladder due to her god-given good looks
ladder due to her god-given good looks I’ve been broke a lot of times in my
I’ve been broke a lot of times in my
I’ve been broke a lot of times in my life I’ve never been poor a former top
life I’ve never been poor a former top
life I’ve never been poor a former top model she’s known to name-drop
model she’s known to name-drop
model she’s known to name-drop luminaries such as Heidi Klum and David
luminaries such as Heidi Klum and David
luminaries such as Heidi Klum and David Lee Roth as friends
Lee Roth as friends
Lee Roth as friends try being stuck in a limo with a tipsy
try being stuck in a limo with a tipsy
try being stuck in a limo with a tipsy David Lee Roth considered a trophy wife
David Lee Roth considered a trophy wife
David Lee Roth considered a trophy wife by Carlos Gaby has been a mother in a
by Carlos Gaby has been a mother in a
by Carlos Gaby has been a mother in a way to seven if you include a failed
way to seven if you include a failed
way to seven if you include a failed pregnancy surrogacy and adoption as well
pregnancy surrogacy and adoption as well
pregnancy surrogacy and adoption as well as a birth daughter and a legal daughter
as a birth daughter and a legal daughter
as a birth daughter and a legal daughter who were switched at birth and a
who were switched at birth and a
who were switched at birth and a daughter and niece used to go crazy when
daughter and niece used to go crazy when
daughter and niece used to go crazy when men would so much as look at me the
men would so much as look at me the
men would so much as look at me the wrong way and that’s when I had clothes
wrong way and that’s when I had clothes
wrong way and that’s when I had clothes on that said Solis is known to dabble
on that said Solis is known to dabble
on that said Solis is known to dabble outside of her marriage especially if
outside of her marriage especially if
outside of her marriage especially if you happen to be a very fit young
you happen to be a very fit young
you happen to be a very fit young gardener but that’s not always a given
gardener but that’s not always a given
gardener but that’s not always a given I’m flattered but no thank you
I’m flattered but no thank you
I’m flattered but no thank you before we unveil our top pick here are
before we unveil our top pick here are
before we unveil our top pick here are some honorable mentions oh this is good
some honorable mentions oh this is good
some honorable mentions oh this is good they’re just they’re just wrapping her
they’re just they’re just wrapping her
they’re just they’re just wrapping her okay we’ll be careful with her she’s
okay we’ll be careful with her she’s
okay we’ll be careful with her she’s really tiny where there is without it’s
really tiny where there is without it’s
really tiny where there is without it’s okay we’re gonna move now I mean it
okay we’re gonna move now I mean it
okay we’re gonna move now I mean it would have been more interesting to hear
would have been more interesting to hear
would have been more interesting to hear that from the key it’s definitely more
that from the key it’s definitely more
that from the key it’s definitely more romantic hearing it from you
hi
hi I then Berlin to your futures number one
I then Berlin to your futures number one
I then Berlin to your futures number one Gloria Pritchett
Gloria Pritchett
Gloria Pritchett modern family ola while facing strong
modern family ola while facing strong
modern family ola while facing strong competition from Claire Dunphy sometimes
competition from Claire Dunphy sometimes
competition from Claire Dunphy sometimes I want to punch my kids
I want to punch my kids
I want to punch my kids Gloria Pritchett is far and away our top
Gloria Pritchett is far and away our top
Gloria Pritchett is far and away our top pick for hot TV momma’s stunning
pick for hot TV momma’s stunning
pick for hot TV momma’s stunning accented and with us sometimes loose
accented and with us sometimes loose
accented and with us sometimes loose command of the English language I got my
command of the English language I got my
command of the English language I got my thumb Gloria is as good natured as she
thumb Gloria is as good natured as she
thumb Gloria is as good natured as she is outspoken you have to appreciate
is outspoken you have to appreciate
is outspoken you have to appreciate nature and while she often offense Jays
nature and while she often offense Jays
nature and while she often offense Jays second wife is always coming from a good
second wife is always coming from a good
second wife is always coming from a good place
place
place although fully aware of her beauty maybe
although fully aware of her beauty maybe
although fully aware of her beauty maybe I can help
I can help
I can help maybe when they pick the new music
maybe when they pick the new music
maybe when they pick the new music teacher I wanna flirt a little bit with
teacher I wanna flirt a little bit with
teacher I wanna flirt a little bit with you no mrs. Pritchett is more than happy
you no mrs. Pritchett is more than happy
you no mrs. Pritchett is more than happy as a wife and mother so while you may
as a wife and mother so while you may
as a wife and mother so while you may look you can’t touch cuz you are well
look you can’t touch cuz you are well
look you can’t touch cuz you are well out of her League think you can
out of her League think you can
out of her League think you can intimidate me with that attitude
intimidate me with that attitude
intimidate me with that attitude title back to you do you agree with our
title back to you do you agree with our
title back to you do you agree with our list nope so I’m gonna go home and run a
list nope so I’m gonna go home and run a
list nope so I’m gonna go home and run a warm bath and either slit my wrists or
warm bath and either slit my wrists or
warm bath and either slit my wrists or drink a bottle fine who’s your favorite
drink a bottle fine who’s your favorite
drink a bottle fine who’s your favorite TV mill okay it’s over no I still feel
TV mill okay it’s over no I still feel
TV mill okay it’s over no I still feel it for more sultry top 10s published
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