Hollywood is a hungry business welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 movie cash grabs I’m on my game today a
movie cash grabs I’m on my game today a
movie cash grabs I’m on my game today a blockbusters box-office bank is a
blockbusters box-office bank is a
blockbusters box-office bank is a Studios cash cow do you know what a
Studios cash cow do you know what a
Studios cash cow do you know what a clitoris is oh but even surprise hits
clitoris is oh but even surprise hits
clitoris is oh but even surprise hits aren’t exempt from a shameless milking
aren’t exempt from a shameless milking
aren’t exempt from a shameless milking there are people trying to invade your
there are people trying to invade your
there are people trying to invade your home gotta go
home gotta go
home gotta go second wave for this list we’re looking
second wave for this list we’re looking
second wave for this list we’re looking at sequels spin-offs prequels and
at sequels spin-offs prequels and
at sequels spin-offs prequels and reboots that no one but business
reboots that no one but business
reboots that no one but business executives asked for and/or designed
executives asked for and/or designed
executives asked for and/or designed solely for the purpose of making money
solely for the purpose of making money
solely for the purpose of making money that’s the worst thing they could say
that’s the worst thing they could say
that’s the worst thing they could say about me in this dress uh who the hell
about me in this dress uh who the hell
about me in this dress uh who the hell does she think she is number 10 the home
does she think she is number 10 the home
does she think she is number 10 the home alone sequels home alone about an 8 year
alone sequels home alone about an 8 year
alone sequels home alone about an 8 year old who’s left behind by his vacationing
old who’s left behind by his vacationing
old who’s left behind by his vacationing family over Christmas is the
family over Christmas is the
family over Christmas is the highest-grossing comedy ever shit don’t
highest-grossing comedy ever shit don’t
highest-grossing comedy ever shit don’t get scared now
get scared now
get scared now so of course Hollywood has to lose Kevin
so of course Hollywood has to lose Kevin
so of course Hollywood has to lose Kevin McCallister again for part two and you
McCallister again for part two and you
McCallister again for part two and you know what we’ll give you that one
know what we’ll give you that one
know what we’ll give you that one cuz lost in New York has its moments
cuz lost in New York has its moments
cuz lost in New York has its moments fine but when lead actor Macaulay Culkin
fine but when lead actor Macaulay Culkin
fine but when lead actor Macaulay Culkin grew too old to continue part three lost
grew too old to continue part three lost
grew too old to continue part three lost someone else it’s okay
someone else it’s okay
someone else it’s okay it’s not you it’s the times thanks son
it’s not you it’s the times thanks son
it’s not you it’s the times thanks son how many times can they leave a kid
how many times can they leave a kid
how many times can they leave a kid unsupervised before someone calls child
unsupervised before someone calls child
unsupervised before someone calls child services apparently at least two more
services apparently at least two more
services apparently at least two more times even if some have to be TV movies
times even if some have to be TV movies
times even if some have to be TV movies hold up are you telling me that you’re
hold up are you telling me that you’re
hold up are you telling me that you’re really a ten-year-old who’s been left
really a ten-year-old who’s been left
really a ten-year-old who’s been left home all by yourself and now
home all by yourself and now
home all by yourself and now real thieves are trying to break in yep
real thieves are trying to break in yep
real thieves are trying to break in yep and my sister’s trapped in the basement
and my sister’s trapped in the basement
and my sister’s trapped in the basement right now so I gotta go number nine
right now so I gotta go number nine
right now so I gotta go number nine Caddyshack
Caddyshack
Caddyshack – why not are you talking this film
– why not are you talking this film
– why not are you talking this film proves that a studio won’t let a cash
proves that a studio won’t let a cash
proves that a studio won’t let a cash cow project die even if it’s plagued
cow project die even if it’s plagued
cow project die even if it’s plagued with failures from the beginning of its
with failures from the beginning of its
with failures from the beginning of its pre-production phase that one’s gone
pre-production phase that one’s gone
pre-production phase that one’s gone lead actor and original cast member
lead actor and original cast member
lead actor and original cast member Rodney Dangerfield quit his writer
Rodney Dangerfield quit his writer
Rodney Dangerfield quit his writer director quit and only one guy from the
director quit and only one guy from the
director quit and only one guy from the original film’s cast of five mains
original film’s cast of five mains
original film’s cast of five mains grudgingly participated to make this
grudgingly participated to make this
grudgingly participated to make this thing happen
thing happen
thing happen well you’re gone now no one was laughing
well you’re gone now no one was laughing
well you’re gone now no one was laughing with this comedy and not even to the
with this comedy and not even to the
with this comedy and not even to the bank because it bombed big time was she
bank because it bombed big time was she
bank because it bombed big time was she never set foot whose club we’re thinking
never set foot whose club we’re thinking
never set foot whose club we’re thinking the talking Gophers to blame
number eight the American Pie presents
number eight the American Pie presents series Oh Oh J it’s not what it looks
series Oh Oh J it’s not what it looks
series Oh Oh J it’s not what it looks like American Pie made over 20 times its
like American Pie made over 20 times its
like American Pie made over 20 times its budget worldwide so no sequels would
budget worldwide so no sequels would
budget worldwide so no sequels would have been bad business jackpot baby when
have been bad business jackpot baby when
have been bad business jackpot baby when the third film in the franchise proved
the third film in the franchise proved
the third film in the franchise proved that the well of teen sex comedy gags
that the well of teen sex comedy gags
that the well of teen sex comedy gags was running dry Hollywood still fought
was running dry Hollywood still fought
was running dry Hollywood still fought for more hi welcome
for more hi welcome
for more hi welcome three of the four direct-to-video
three of the four direct-to-video
three of the four direct-to-video American Pie presents spin-offs are
American Pie presents spin-offs are
American Pie presents spin-offs are loosely based on new Stifler relatives
loosely based on new Stifler relatives
loosely based on new Stifler relatives cuz little bros joining the family
cuz little bros joining the family
cuz little bros joining the family business while the other one has nothing
business while the other one has nothing
business while the other one has nothing to do with anything
to do with anything
to do with anything so I think it’s time to try a new
so I think it’s time to try a new
so I think it’s time to try a new approach the only thing these cash grabs
approach the only thing these cash grabs
approach the only thing these cash grabs have in common with the original Eugene
have in common with the original Eugene
have in common with the original Eugene Levy who is the only cast member to
Levy who is the only cast member to
Levy who is the only cast member to appear in all the films
appear in all the films
appear in all the films now doubt due to the tendencies you
now doubt due to the tendencies you
now doubt due to the tendencies you alluded to earlier and and I have a
alluded to earlier and and I have a
alluded to earlier and and I have a great rapport with the young people so I
great rapport with the young people so I
great rapport with the young people so I just stepped in and volunteers that
just stepped in and volunteers that
just stepped in and volunteers that treatment not in our band and we’re not
treatment not in our band and we’re not
treatment not in our band and we’re not responsible for his action number seven
responsible for his action number seven
responsible for his action number seven The Hobbit trilogy what are we done
The Hobbit trilogy what are we done
The Hobbit trilogy what are we done squeezing over eight hours of film out
squeezing over eight hours of film out
squeezing over eight hours of film out of a 300 page book is milking more than
of a 300 page book is milking more than
of a 300 page book is milking more than any cow can produce huh you can’t come
any cow can produce huh you can’t come
any cow can produce huh you can’t come in you come to the wrong house what does
in you come to the wrong house what does
in you come to the wrong house what does it be cancelled no one told us no
it be cancelled no one told us no
it be cancelled no one told us no nothing to be canceled absolutely after
nothing to be canceled absolutely after
nothing to be canceled absolutely after announcing that the second Hobbit movie
announcing that the second Hobbit movie
announcing that the second Hobbit movie would be split in two director Peter
would be split in two director Peter
would be split in two director Peter Jackson defended New Line Cinema saying
Jackson defended New Line Cinema saying
Jackson defended New Line Cinema saying it was more his decision than the
it was more his decision than the
it was more his decision than the studio’s and that the choice had really
studio’s and that the choice had really
studio’s and that the choice had really been made by JRR tolkien who’d written
been made by JRR tolkien who’d written
been made by JRR tolkien who’d written extra appendices I wish you all the luck
extra appendices I wish you all the luck
extra appendices I wish you all the luck in the world we suppose that’s fair
in the world we suppose that’s fair
in the world we suppose that’s fair enough but no matter how passionate
enough but no matter how passionate
enough but no matter how passionate Jackson is about the story there’s no
Jackson is about the story there’s no
Jackson is about the story there’s no denying the fact that there are plenty
denying the fact that there are plenty
denying the fact that there are plenty of fanboy bucks to be made here turn
of fanboy bucks to be made here turn
of fanboy bucks to be made here turn around I do not come back number 6 s
around I do not come back number 6 s
around I do not come back number 6 s Darko a Donnie Darko tale ok
Darko a Donnie Darko tale ok
Darko a Donnie Darko tale ok oh no it this indie sci-fi movie which
oh no it this indie sci-fi movie which
oh no it this indie sci-fi movie which was panned by critics and hated by
was panned by critics and hated by
was panned by critics and hated by Donnie Darko fans was such a cash grab
Donnie Darko fans was such a cash grab
Donnie Darko fans was such a cash grab fail that the first film’s writer
fail that the first film’s writer
fail that the first film’s writer director Richard Kelly felt the need to
director Richard Kelly felt the need to
director Richard Kelly felt the need to announce his lack of involvement long
announce his lack of involvement long
announce his lack of involvement long before it was released in s Darko’s
before it was released in s Darko’s
before it was released in s Darko’s defense it’s well intended efforts and
defense it’s well intended efforts and
defense it’s well intended efforts and production were admirable it’s not very
production were admirable it’s not very
production were admirable it’s not very important but everyone already knows or
important but everyone already knows or
important but everyone already knows or should at least that no low budget
should at least that no low budget
should at least that no low budget sequel could hold a candle to the
sequel could hold a candle to the
sequel could hold a candle to the original I am so sorry especially
original I am so sorry especially
original I am so sorry especially without Jake Gyllenhaal to hold the
without Jake Gyllenhaal to hold the
without Jake Gyllenhaal to hold the fantasy reality world together I died
fantasy reality world together I died
fantasy reality world together I died for you will you do the same
for you will you do the same
for you will you do the same Tony like to try
with a new writer director cast story
with a new writer director cast story and shark
and shark
and shark we know that the movies only correlation
we know that the movies only correlation
we know that the movies only correlation to the original Spielberg masterpiece is
to the original Spielberg masterpiece is
to the original Spielberg masterpiece is its name depends on your point of view
its name depends on your point of view
its name depends on your point of view in their desperation to capitalize on
in their desperation to capitalize on
in their desperation to capitalize on the franchise the creators of this film
the franchise the creators of this film
the franchise the creators of this film spared every expense on special effects
spared every expense on special effects
spared every expense on special effects and forgot to tell a logical interesting
and forgot to tell a logical interesting
and forgot to tell a logical interesting story no no no if you remain him right
story no no no if you remain him right
story no no no if you remain him right away
away
away you wouldn’t happen a wee man could find
you wouldn’t happen a wee man could find
you wouldn’t happen a wee man could find Mohonk on the mountainside find your ass
Mohonk on the mountainside find your ass
Mohonk on the mountainside find your ass with both hands let’s say a man even
with both hands let’s say a man even
with both hands let’s say a man even better this one ignores the events and
better this one ignores the events and
better this one ignores the events and continuity of the previous sequel it’s
continuity of the previous sequel it’s
continuity of the previous sequel it’s never been a great way where we live
never been a great way where we live
never been a great way where we live ever it’s one water they don’t like it
ever it’s one water they don’t like it
ever it’s one water they don’t like it besides the branding the only reason
besides the branding the only reason
besides the branding the only reason this movie exists is because scary ocean
this movie exists is because scary ocean
this movie exists is because scary ocean movies were popular in the late 80s
it earned its rotten tomatos rating of
it earned its rotten tomatos rating of zero I had to do it there was nothing
zero I had to do it there was nothing
zero I had to do it there was nothing else to do well I’m you shouldn’t have
else to do well I’m you shouldn’t have
else to do well I’m you shouldn’t have done it dried chilli what’s going on
done it dried chilli what’s going on
done it dried chilli what’s going on number four Book of Shadows Blair Witch
number four Book of Shadows Blair Witch
number four Book of Shadows Blair Witch to we’re swoon accursed artisan
to we’re swoon accursed artisan
to we’re swoon accursed artisan entertainment employees were tripping
entertainment employees were tripping
entertainment employees were tripping over themselves to film a sequel ASAP
over themselves to film a sequel ASAP
over themselves to film a sequel ASAP when the Blair Witch Project set the
when the Blair Witch Project set the
when the Blair Witch Project set the psychological horror genre on fire and
psychological horror genre on fire and
psychological horror genre on fire and made the found-footage horror film a
made the found-footage horror film a
made the found-footage horror film a thing that’s why I’m here they wanted to
thing that’s why I’m here they wanted to
thing that’s why I’m here they wanted to rush a sequel so quickly and so badly
rush a sequel so quickly and so badly
rush a sequel so quickly and so badly that they couldn’t wait for the original
that they couldn’t wait for the original
that they couldn’t wait for the original producers or directors to get on board
producers or directors to get on board
producers or directors to get on board and trekked on without them more
and trekked on without them more
and trekked on without them more capitalism based on fear and lies
capitalism based on fear and lies
capitalism based on fear and lies betraying its predecessor by more
betraying its predecessor by more
betraying its predecessor by more closely resembling a traditional horror
closely resembling a traditional horror
closely resembling a traditional horror flick Book of Shadows actually did make
flick Book of Shadows actually did make
flick Book of Shadows actually did make money but wasn’t any good
money but wasn’t any good
money but wasn’t any good nobody’s scared
it’s a boy number three son of the mask
it’s a boy number three son of the mask don’t like it here
don’t like it here
don’t like it here save for Ben Stein we have an all-new
save for Ben Stein we have an all-new
save for Ben Stein we have an all-new cast in this CGI filled family comedy
cast in this CGI filled family comedy
cast in this CGI filled family comedy that features Jamie Kennedy and one
that features Jamie Kennedy and one
that features Jamie Kennedy and one creepy baby it’s as if the producers
creepy baby it’s as if the producers
creepy baby it’s as if the producers decided that the comedy and star power
decided that the comedy and star power
decided that the comedy and star power of Jim Carrey’s original mask could be
of Jim Carrey’s original mask could be
of Jim Carrey’s original mask could be replaced with as many visual effects as
replaced with as many visual effects as
replaced with as many visual effects as possible I curse the day you created
possible I curse the day you created
possible I curse the day you created that thing and they definitely focused
that thing and they definitely focused
that thing and they definitely focused on quantity and not quality in that
on quantity and not quality in that
on quantity and not quality in that regard
regard
regard now hold on where’s everybody go so what
now hold on where’s everybody go so what
now hold on where’s everybody go so what happens the dog gets a mask the Norse
happens the dog gets a mask the Norse
happens the dog gets a mask the Norse gods get a mask the baby’s born with
gods get a mask the baby’s born with
gods get a mask the baby’s born with mask powers mask mask mask it’s intense
mask powers mask mask mask it’s intense
mask powers mask mask mask it’s intense stupid and kind of unsettling hey we
stupid and kind of unsettling hey we
stupid and kind of unsettling hey we both knew who then like this right you
both knew who then like this right you
both knew who then like this right you always set me up to fail at least in
always set me up to fail at least in
always set me up to fail at least in that respect I’m living up to your
that respect I’m living up to your
that respect I’m living up to your expectations silence number two dumb and
expectations silence number two dumb and
expectations silence number two dumb and Dumberer When Harry Met Lloyd
oh I was supposed to Harry it’s hard to
oh I was supposed to Harry it’s hard to believe that the studio had nine years
believe that the studio had nine years
believe that the studio had nine years to release this poorly written prequel
to release this poorly written prequel
to release this poorly written prequel in response to the cult status and
in response to the cult status and
in response to the cult status and popularity of the original Farrelly
popularity of the original Farrelly
popularity of the original Farrelly Brothers film you do that oh yeah she
Brothers film you do that oh yeah she
Brothers film you do that oh yeah she can he did even with relatively unknown
can he did even with relatively unknown
can he did even with relatively unknown leads replacing Jim Carrey and Jeff
leads replacing Jim Carrey and Jeff
leads replacing Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels and oddly inaccurate 90s
Daniels and oddly inaccurate 90s
Daniels and oddly inaccurate 90s references for it’s 1986 setting it
references for it’s 1986 setting it
references for it’s 1986 setting it actually had a theatrical run yeah what
actually had a theatrical run yeah what
actually had a theatrical run yeah what was your name again
was your name again
was your name again Harry Harry would be here but the
Harry Harry would be here but the
Harry Harry would be here but the Farrelly’s had no involvement and we’re
Farrelly’s had no involvement and we’re
Farrelly’s had no involvement and we’re not surprised okay so it’s settled it’s
not surprised okay so it’s settled it’s
not surprised okay so it’s settled it’s up to you whether they’re bona fide
up to you whether they’re bona fide
up to you whether they’re bona fide sequel writes this films wrongs what
sequel writes this films wrongs what
sequel writes this films wrongs what stinks that’d be me sir
stinks that’d be me sir
stinks that’d be me sir before we cash in on our top pick here
before we cash in on our top pick here
before we cash in on our top pick here are some honorable or in this case
are some honorable or in this case
are some honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions and you think
dishonorable mentions and you think
dishonorable mentions and you think about me and I know you do how do you
about me and I know you do how do you
about me and I know you do how do you picture it
picture it
picture it Wow you have an actual camel cameltoe
Wow you have an actual camel cameltoe
Wow you have an actual camel cameltoe it’s an awful lot of hair
why don’t you shut your mouth you were
why don’t you shut your mouth you were an aggregate fence apartment and I think
an aggregate fence apartment and I think
an aggregate fence apartment and I think you’re clara yeah it’s better to be
you’re clara yeah it’s better to be
you’re clara yeah it’s better to be alone with yourself for the rest of your
alone with yourself for the rest of your
alone with yourself for the rest of your life than to be together with bad
life than to be together with bad
life than to be together with bad company for a minute I’m gonna be alone
company for a minute I’m gonna be alone
company for a minute I’m gonna be alone for the rest of my life number one ace
for the rest of my life number one ace
for the rest of my life number one ace Ventura’s une yer pet detective you’re
Ventura’s une yer pet detective you’re
Ventura’s une yer pet detective you’re kidding me right
kidding me right
kidding me right even as recently as five years ago
even as recently as five years ago
even as recently as five years ago either they still hadn’t learned not to
either they still hadn’t learned not to
either they still hadn’t learned not to make a sequel of a Jim Carrey comedy
make a sequel of a Jim Carrey comedy
make a sequel of a Jim Carrey comedy without him or the people responsible
without him or the people responsible
without him or the people responsible never cared alright the humour of Ace
never cared alright the humour of Ace
never cared alright the humour of Ace Ventura is 1 & 2 layin Kerry’s unique
Ventura is 1 & 2 layin Kerry’s unique
Ventura is 1 & 2 layin Kerry’s unique ability to act like a child while being
ability to act like a child while being
ability to act like a child while being competent with his adult peers and
competent with his adult peers and
competent with his adult peers and responsibilities ish that concept is
responsibilities ish that concept is
responsibilities ish that concept is dismissed to market this sequel to
dismissed to market this sequel to
dismissed to market this sequel to children and children alone that’s not
children and children alone that’s not
children and children alone that’s not normal it was a disposable
normal it was a disposable
normal it was a disposable direct-to-video movie and a show
direct-to-video movie and a show
direct-to-video movie and a show business shame do you agree with our
business shame do you agree with our
business shame do you agree with our list which cash grabs did we miss to
list which cash grabs did we miss to
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