[Music] welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten trailers that were better than the movie
this list we’re taking a look at
this list we’re taking a look at trailers that seemed so full of promise
trailers that seemed so full of promise
trailers that seemed so full of promise but the actual movies fail to deliver on
but the actual movies fail to deliver on
but the actual movies fail to deliver on that promise
that promise
that promise they look like shit these snippets were
they look like shit these snippets were
they look like shit these snippets were designed to entice audiences to see the
designed to entice audiences to see the
designed to entice audiences to see the full film but they just set us up for
full film but they just set us up for
full film but they just set us up for disappointment he’s embarrassing while
disappointment he’s embarrassing while
disappointment he’s embarrassing while the movies themselves weren’t
the movies themselves weren’t
the movies themselves weren’t necessarily terrible we were definitely
necessarily terrible we were definitely
necessarily terrible we were definitely not as psyched
not as psyched
not as psyched leaving a theater as we were when we
leaving a theater as we were when we
leaving a theater as we were when we arrived just takeaway number 10 wild
arrived just takeaway number 10 wild
arrived just takeaway number 10 wild wild west there’s a shirtless Will Smith
wild west there’s a shirtless Will Smith
wild west there’s a shirtless Will Smith there’s Kevin Kline I love this train
there’s Kevin Kline I love this train
there’s Kevin Kline I love this train there’s apparently a soundtrack with
there’s apparently a soundtrack with
there’s apparently a soundtrack with will trying to relive his glory days as
will trying to relive his glory days as
will trying to relive his glory days as a rapper
there’s even steam punk looking gadgetry
there’s even steam punk looking gadgetry that’s enough to keep even the most
that’s enough to keep even the most
that’s enough to keep even the most ardent cosplayer interested and while it
ardent cosplayer interested and while it
ardent cosplayer interested and while it seems that all of those features should
seems that all of those features should
seems that all of those features should have added up to at least a moderately
have added up to at least a moderately
have added up to at least a moderately interesting movie going experience
interesting movie going experience
interesting movie going experience coochie it was really just uncomfortable
coochie it was really just uncomfortable
coochie it was really just uncomfortable viewing touching those thing what are
viewing touching those thing what are
viewing touching those thing what are you afraid you’re wrong touch my breasts
you afraid you’re wrong touch my breasts
you afraid you’re wrong touch my breasts just one touch one okay and kind of
just one touch one okay and kind of
just one touch one okay and kind of embarrassing even with the steampunk
embarrassing even with the steampunk
embarrassing even with the steampunk spider thingy
spider thingy
spider thingy now touch my breasts
now touch my breasts
now touch my breasts number nine battle Los Angeles
the trailer does a good job of
the trailer does a good job of establishing the alien invasion premise
establishing the alien invasion premise
establishing the alien invasion premise without giving up too much
and just
and just [Music]
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[Music] clearly this was an invasion that was
clearly this was an invasion that was
clearly this was an invasion that was years in the making and it’s a global
years in the making and it’s a global
years in the making and it’s a global scale assault at least that’s how its
scale assault at least that’s how its
scale assault at least that’s how its presented
we see bombs we see machine-gun fire
we see bombs we see machine-gun fire were treated to some heavy-duty
were treated to some heavy-duty
were treated to some heavy-duty artillery in this effort to combat alien
artillery in this effort to combat alien
artillery in this effort to combat alien forces the special effects even look
forces the special effects even look
forces the special effects even look top-notch the actual movie not so much
top-notch the actual movie not so much
top-notch the actual movie not so much you know there’s something just
you know there’s something just
you know there’s something just extremely uncomfortable about a man your
extremely uncomfortable about a man your
extremely uncomfortable about a man your size sniffing a flower what you want is
size sniffing a flower what you want is
size sniffing a flower what you want is some hydrangeas popular wedding flower
some hydrangeas popular wedding flower
some hydrangeas popular wedding flower come in green blue what colors the
come in green blue what colors the
come in green blue what colors the bridesmaids dresses good question number
bridesmaids dresses good question number
bridesmaids dresses good question number eight prometheus
eight prometheus
eight prometheus a king has his reign fans of the Alien
a king has his reign fans of the Alien
a king has his reign fans of the Alien franchise were already amped at the idea
franchise were already amped at the idea
franchise were already amped at the idea of a prequel to have a Nepal especially
of a prequel to have a Nepal especially
of a prequel to have a Nepal especially since Ridley Scott was taking the
since Ridley Scott was taking the
since Ridley Scott was taking the helmets director and honestly who
helmets director and honestly who
helmets director and honestly who wouldn’t want to see how the whole alien
wouldn’t want to see how the whole alien
wouldn’t want to see how the whole alien thing started much like it’s 1979
thing started much like it’s 1979
thing started much like it’s 1979 predecessor the trailer boasts some
predecessor the trailer boasts some
predecessor the trailer boasts some impressive visuals along with some
impressive visuals along with some
impressive visuals along with some genuinely creepy moments
plus there’s Michael Fassbender and
plus there’s Michael Fassbender and Indra Selva and Charlize Theron
he was so wrong
he was so wrong Oh
somehow all of this awesomeness didn’t
somehow all of this awesomeness didn’t translate to the feature I guess it’s a
translate to the feature I guess it’s a
translate to the feature I guess it’s a good thing you can’t be disappointed
good thing you can’t be disappointed
good thing you can’t be disappointed yes it’s wonderful actually number seven
yes it’s wonderful actually number seven
yes it’s wonderful actually number seven Star Wars Episode one The Phantom Menace
speaking of long-awaited prequels this
speaking of long-awaited prequels this trailer alone sparked nerdgasm across
trailer alone sparked nerdgasm across
trailer alone sparked nerdgasm across the galaxy Anakin Skywalker meet obi-wan
the galaxy Anakin Skywalker meet obi-wan
the galaxy Anakin Skywalker meet obi-wan Kenobi the hearts of dedicated fans
Kenobi the hearts of dedicated fans
Kenobi the hearts of dedicated fans everywhere were all aflutter at the
everywhere were all aflutter at the
everywhere were all aflutter at the continuation of this epic tale through
continuation of this epic tale through
continuation of this epic tale through the prequel plus there’s Yoda and
the prequel plus there’s Yoda and
the prequel plus there’s Yoda and obi-wan and little Anakin / Darth Vader
obi-wan and little Anakin / Darth Vader
obi-wan and little Anakin / Darth Vader here is the path to the dark side fear
here is the path to the dark side fear
here is the path to the dark side fear leads to anger anger leads to hate hate
leads to anger anger leads to hate hate
leads to anger anger leads to hate hate it’s just suffering the trailer assured
it’s just suffering the trailer assured
it’s just suffering the trailer assured us that the things we loved about Star
us that the things we loved about Star
us that the things we loved about Star Wars would make us love this prequel
Wars would make us love this prequel
Wars would make us love this prequel series as well like all of them
series as well like all of them
series as well like all of them [Music]
number six terminators salvation we’ll
number six terminators salvation we’ll be fighting a long time
be fighting a long time
be fighting a long time [Music]
[Music]
[Music] we are outnumbered by machines according
we are outnumbered by machines according
we are outnumbered by machines according to the trailer
to the trailer
to the trailer Judgment Day happened and John Connor is
Judgment Day happened and John Connor is
Judgment Day happened and John Connor is in the middle of leading a resistance
in the middle of leading a resistance
in the middle of leading a resistance against the robots this is John Connor
against the robots this is John Connor
against the robots this is John Connor if you’re listening to this you are the
if you’re listening to this you are the
if you’re listening to this you are the resistance
resistance
resistance [Music]
it seems like an awesome payoff for the
it seems like an awesome payoff for the fans of the Terminator series who wanted
fans of the Terminator series who wanted
fans of the Terminator series who wanted to see what all that fighting to save
to see what all that fighting to save
to see what all that fighting to save John Connor was about also the special
John Connor was about also the special
John Connor was about also the special effects look fun
unfortunately though the most
unfortunately though the most interesting thing about the film was
interesting thing about the film was
interesting thing about the film was probably Christian Bale’s
probably Christian Bale’s
probably Christian Bale’s onset rant no don’t shut me up I’m not
onset rant no don’t shut me up I’m not
onset rant no don’t shut me up I’m not gonna walk around and rip your fucking
gonna walk around and rip your fucking
gonna walk around and rip your fucking lights down number five
lights down number five
lights down number five sucker punch what you’re imagining right
sucker punch what you’re imagining right
sucker punch what you’re imagining right now
now
now that the place can be as real as any
that the place can be as real as any
that the place can be as real as any pain
don’t be afraid you have all the weapons
don’t be afraid you have all the weapons you need we’re willing to overlook carla
you need we’re willing to overlook carla
you need we’re willing to overlook carla Gugino strangely accented voiceover at
Gugino strangely accented voiceover at
Gugino strangely accented voiceover at the beginning because the trailer looks
the beginning because the trailer looks
the beginning because the trailer looks amazing who finds out we’re dead Bharati
like a mix of 300 and Sin City in
like a mix of 300 and Sin City in burlesque and who doesn’t want to see
burlesque and who doesn’t want to see
burlesque and who doesn’t want to see beautiful ladies kicking some major tail
beautiful ladies kicking some major tail
beautiful ladies kicking some major tail on a supernatural scale
the film seemed laden with potential and
the film seemed laden with potential and it was wasted can ever get that stink
it was wasted can ever get that stink
it was wasted can ever get that stink out of my hair
what squandered on a crappy plot and
what squandered on a crappy plot and horrible pacing I need this bullshit to
horrible pacing I need this bullshit to
horrible pacing I need this bullshit to stop mutual respect it could have been a
stop mutual respect it could have been a
stop mutual respect it could have been a contender so much for that little
contender so much for that little
contender so much for that little experiment number four Transformers
experiment number four Transformers
experiment number four Transformers Revenge of the Fallen fate rarely calls
Revenge of the Fallen fate rarely calls
Revenge of the Fallen fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing
we know what to expect when it comes to
we know what to expect when it comes to Michael Bay films but that doesn’t mean
Michael Bay films but that doesn’t mean
Michael Bay films but that doesn’t mean we can’t hope for greatness what you’re
we can’t hope for greatness what you’re
we can’t hope for greatness what you’re about to see is top secret
about to see is top secret
about to see is top secret do not tell my mother indeed the trailer
do not tell my mother indeed the trailer
do not tell my mother indeed the trailer captures the best elements of the film
captures the best elements of the film
captures the best elements of the film really cool special effects Megan Fox
really cool special effects Megan Fox
really cool special effects Megan Fox beauty shots and Shia LaBeouf arguing
beauty shots and Shia LaBeouf arguing
beauty shots and Shia LaBeouf arguing with robots not take you with you that’s
with robots not take you with you that’s
with robots not take you with you that’s pretty much it this oh we’re not gonna
pretty much it this oh we’re not gonna
pretty much it this oh we’re not gonna lie and say that the movie doesn’t have
lie and say that the movie doesn’t have
lie and say that the movie doesn’t have its moments
its moments
its moments but it seems that those moments are all
but it seems that those moments are all
but it seems that those moments are all captured in the entertaining trailer No
captured in the entertaining trailer No
captured in the entertaining trailer No scene number three
scene number three
scene number three spider-man 3 I have to stop it yeah we
spider-man 3 I have to stop it yeah we
spider-man 3 I have to stop it yeah we see the Sandman and the story with Harry
see the Sandman and the story with Harry
see the Sandman and the story with Harry and Mary Jane or whatever but what fans
and Mary Jane or whatever but what fans
and Mary Jane or whatever but what fans really wanted to see was venom
the trailer gave us a dark and tortured
the trailer gave us a dark and tortured spider-man as he struggles not to
spider-man as he struggles not to
spider-man as he struggles not to succumb to evil he’s got to navigate
succumb to evil he’s got to navigate
succumb to evil he’s got to navigate like 15 enemies in the trailer alone
like 15 enemies in the trailer alone
like 15 enemies in the trailer alone including himself but even with all of
including himself but even with all of
including himself but even with all of that the movie was still sort of yawn
that the movie was still sort of yawn
that the movie was still sort of yawn inducing number two The Last Airbender
inducing number two The Last Airbender
inducing number two The Last Airbender you are the only one of your kind the
you are the only one of your kind the
you are the only one of your kind the last hope for peace in a world consumed
last hope for peace in a world consumed
last hope for peace in a world consumed by darkness this movie was on a
by darkness this movie was on a
by darkness this movie was on a collision course with disaster since the
collision course with disaster since the
collision course with disaster since the beginning but the trailer still gave us
beginning but the trailer still gave us
beginning but the trailer still gave us a glimmer of hope
[Applause]
[Applause] honestly some of the special effects
honestly some of the special effects
honestly some of the special effects looked kind of cool there was a lot of
looked kind of cool there was a lot of
looked kind of cool there was a lot of bending of elements along with the
bending of elements along with the
bending of elements along with the Avatar signature Aero tattoo in those
Avatar signature Aero tattoo in those
Avatar signature Aero tattoo in those few seconds of the trailer
few seconds of the trailer
few seconds of the trailer audiences were allowed to believe that
audiences were allowed to believe that
audiences were allowed to believe that the film might stand a chance
the film might stand a chance
the film might stand a chance unfortunately it was a catastrophe there
unfortunately it was a catastrophe there
unfortunately it was a catastrophe there all the way on the other side of the
all the way on the other side of the
all the way on the other side of the world we can get there on Appa that’s
world we can get there on Appa that’s
world we can get there on Appa that’s what I was thinking maybe we can stop in
what I was thinking maybe we can stop in
what I was thinking maybe we can stop in the villages on the way start a change
the villages on the way start a change
the villages on the way start a change in the war in these small villages
in the war in these small villages
in the war in these small villages should we try it yes we should before we
should we try it yes we should before we
should we try it yes we should before we unveil our top pick here are a few
unveil our top pick here are a few
unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
a date which will live in infamy the
a date which will live in infamy the United States of America was suddenly
United States of America was suddenly
United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Empire
and deliberately attacked by the Empire
and deliberately attacked by the Empire of Japan
back see you’ve met the Munchkin hello
back see you’ve met the Munchkin hello fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy
fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy
fearless reporter Lois Lane is a mommy but if you ask me she’s still in love
but if you ask me she’s still in love
but if you ask me she’s still in love with you-know-who
with you-know-who
with you-know-who does he still stand for truth justice
does he still stand for truth justice
does he still stand for truth justice all that stuff where am I supposed to do
your father was the creator
your father was the creator I find make it there alive and he’ll
I find make it there alive and he’ll
I find make it there alive and he’ll find you number one
find you number one
find you number one Godzilla hey go for a little victory
Godzilla hey go for a little victory
Godzilla hey go for a little victory audiences may have been expecting
audiences may have been expecting
audiences may have been expecting something really awesome and epic based
something really awesome and epic based
something really awesome and epic based on this trailer I got a boy somehow an
on this trailer I got a boy somehow an
on this trailer I got a boy somehow an elderly fisherman manages to muster up
elderly fisherman manages to muster up
elderly fisherman manages to muster up the speed to escape Godzilla’s emergence
the speed to escape Godzilla’s emergence
the speed to escape Godzilla’s emergence from the sea
that alone is worth of viewing audiences
that alone is worth of viewing audiences are given just enough action including a
are given just enough action including a
are given just enough action including a peek at a Godzilla eyeball to keep us
peek at a Godzilla eyeball to keep us
peek at a Godzilla eyeball to keep us from realizing how truly awful the movie
from realizing how truly awful the movie
from realizing how truly awful the movie is the way dr. Craven have you met the
is the way dr. Craven have you met the
is the way dr. Craven have you met the wormwood
sorry summer cold because we know if the
sorry summer cold because we know if the trailer had been filled with Matthew
trailer had been filled with Matthew
trailer had been filled with Matthew Broderick and his beret it just wouldn’t
Broderick and his beret it just wouldn’t
Broderick and his beret it just wouldn’t have pulled in the numbers Hey amazing
have pulled in the numbers Hey amazing
have pulled in the numbers Hey amazing Yosemite do you agree with our list
Yosemite do you agree with our list
Yosemite do you agree with our list what trailer do you think was better
what trailer do you think was better
what trailer do you think was better than the movie
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