I look good you can’t judge a book by it’s cover but you can judge a man by
it’s cover but you can judge a man by
it’s cover but you can judge a man by his facial hair hey everyone let’s see
his facial hair hey everyone let’s see
his facial hair hey everyone let’s see how I look
how I look
how I look welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten badass movie mustaches and beards Plus
badass movie mustaches and beards Plus
badass movie mustaches and beards Plus you all go for it for this list we
you all go for it for this list we
you all go for it for this list we focused on the best human facial hair
focused on the best human facial hair
focused on the best human facial hair caught on film there are no limits when
caught on film there are no limits when
caught on film there are no limits when it comes to style if it’s grown on the
it comes to style if it’s grown on the
it comes to style if it’s grown on the chin then it’s in but we’re singling out
chin then it’s in but we’re singling out
chin then it’s in but we’re singling out those that we deem the most unique and
those that we deem the most unique and
those that we deem the most unique and memorable number 10 Wolverine the x-men
memorable number 10 Wolverine the x-men
memorable number 10 Wolverine the x-men franchise the hell are you doing razor
franchise the hell are you doing razor
franchise the hell are you doing razor blades aren’t hard to come by for this
blades aren’t hard to come by for this
blades aren’t hard to come by for this mutant megastar he’s a purpose-built
mutant megastar he’s a purpose-built
mutant megastar he’s a purpose-built barber with anger issues and a Forte for
barber with anger issues and a Forte for
barber with anger issues and a Forte for fashion Shari is and Hugh Jackman’s
fashion Shari is and Hugh Jackman’s
fashion Shari is and Hugh Jackman’s mutton chops reek of style really
mutton chops reek of style really
mutton chops reek of style really they’re almost as recognizable as his
they’re almost as recognizable as his
they’re almost as recognizable as his weapon of choice and if looks could kill
weapon of choice and if looks could kill
weapon of choice and if looks could kill they’d be just as deadly a stylish
they’d be just as deadly a stylish
they’d be just as deadly a stylish combination of the rough and the smooth
combination of the rough and the smooth
combination of the rough and the smooth his whiskers may look wild but they’ve
his whiskers may look wild but they’ve
his whiskers may look wild but they’ve been cut to perfection I know but
been cut to perfection I know but
been cut to perfection I know but there’s a problem
there’s a problem
there’s a problem you have part hello children
you have part hello children
you have part hello children comfy cozy number nine Captain Hook hook
comfy cozy number nine Captain Hook hook
comfy cozy number nine Captain Hook hook haha when your eyebrows are as thick as
haha when your eyebrows are as thick as
haha when your eyebrows are as thick as your mustache is thin you know you’re
your mustache is thin you know you’re
your mustache is thin you know you’re making a serious statement about
making a serious statement about
making a serious statement about something they have lightly the men
something they have lightly the men
something they have lightly the men fighting you sir fueling spawn how I
fighting you sir fueling spawn how I
fighting you sir fueling spawn how I despise them Dustin Hoffman is almost
despise them Dustin Hoffman is almost
despise them Dustin Hoffman is almost unrecognizable as this early 90s version
unrecognizable as this early 90s version
unrecognizable as this early 90s version of the villainous hook and his twirly
of the villainous hook and his twirly
of the villainous hook and his twirly top lip is a feat of style and design
top lip is a feat of style and design
top lip is a feat of style and design proving to all that it’s cool to be
proving to all that it’s cool to be
proving to all that it’s cool to be cruel who doctored me Peter Pan is the
cruel who doctored me Peter Pan is the
cruel who doctored me Peter Pan is the boy who wouldn’t grow up and Captain
boy who wouldn’t grow up and Captain
boy who wouldn’t grow up and Captain Hook is the stache that never gets old
Hook is the stache that never gets old
Hook is the stache that never gets old why me I’m going to kill Peter Pan that
why me I’m going to kill Peter Pan that
why me I’m going to kill Peter Pan that cocky boy who cut off my hand and fed it
cocky boy who cut off my hand and fed it
cocky boy who cut off my hand and fed it to the crocodile
number eight Rubeus Hagrid the Harry
number eight Rubeus Hagrid the Harry Potter franchise Professor Dumbledore
Potter franchise Professor Dumbledore
Potter franchise Professor Dumbledore sir
sir
sir Professor McGonagall a giant of a beard
Professor McGonagall a giant of a beard
Professor McGonagall a giant of a beard for a giant of a man
for a giant of a man
for a giant of a man Hagrid’s head is almost as hairy as it’s
Hagrid’s head is almost as hairy as it’s
Hagrid’s head is almost as hairy as it’s possible to be a magical effort that
possible to be a magical effort that
possible to be a magical effort that defeats even Dumbledore’s no it’s a call
defeats even Dumbledore’s no it’s a call
defeats even Dumbledore’s no it’s a call to arms for everything curly the less
to arms for everything curly the less
to arms for everything curly the less than groomed approach might have made
than groomed approach might have made
than groomed approach might have made him look scary and slightly insane but
him look scary and slightly insane but
him look scary and slightly insane but there’s nothing to fear behind this
there’s nothing to fear behind this
there’s nothing to fear behind this facial fuzz sorry my god Hagrid he’s
facial fuzz sorry my god Hagrid he’s
facial fuzz sorry my god Hagrid he’s good and brave and in need of a shave
good and brave and in need of a shave
good and brave and in need of a shave hmm ready Lucia oh right here sir number
hmm ready Lucia oh right here sir number
hmm ready Lucia oh right here sir number 7 Seneca Crane The Hunger Games that’s
7 Seneca Crane The Hunger Games that’s
7 Seneca Crane The Hunger Games that’s it that’s excellent
it that’s excellent
it that’s excellent is it sublime or just plain ridiculous
is it sublime or just plain ridiculous
is it sublime or just plain ridiculous whatever it is it’s certainly something
whatever it is it’s certainly something
whatever it is it’s certainly something different what do you mean a look not
different what do you mean a look not
different what do you mean a look not dissimilar to that of dr. Arliss
dissimilar to that of dr. Arliss
dissimilar to that of dr. Arliss loveless in wild wild west personally I
loveless in wild wild west personally I
loveless in wild wild west personally I like the symmetry of it Seneca cranes is
like the symmetry of it Seneca cranes is
like the symmetry of it Seneca cranes is beer cheek at its absolute best
beer cheek at its absolute best
beer cheek at its absolute best it looks fantastic it looks flamboyant
it looks fantastic it looks flamboyant
it looks fantastic it looks flamboyant it looks like it’s made of fuzzy felt I
it looks like it’s made of fuzzy felt I
it looks like it’s made of fuzzy felt I think it has grown from that I think
think it has grown from that I think
think it has grown from that I think it’s uh something that knits us all
it’s uh something that knits us all
it’s uh something that knits us all together we don’t like him but we do
together we don’t like him but we do
together we don’t like him but we do like his trim Seneca is a game maker but
like his trim Seneca is a game maker but
like his trim Seneca is a game maker but he’s beard well that’s a game changer so
he’s beard well that’s a game changer so
he’s beard well that’s a game changer so contain it
number six Gandalf
number six Gandalf the Lord of the Rings franchise the
the Lord of the Rings franchise the
the Lord of the Rings franchise the wizard is never late a relic of
wizard is never late a relic of
wizard is never late a relic of middle-earth almost as momentous as the
middle-earth almost as momentous as the
middle-earth almost as momentous as the ring itself he arrives precisely when he
ring itself he arrives precisely when he
ring itself he arrives precisely when he means – Gandalf spirit is a little less
means – Gandalf spirit is a little less
means – Gandalf spirit is a little less secret and probably less safe it looks
secret and probably less safe it looks
secret and probably less safe it looks good with a hat and with a pipe it’s
good with a hat and with a pipe it’s
good with a hat and with a pipe it’s five o’clock shadow times infinity party
five o’clock shadow times infinity party
five o’clock shadow times infinity party a veil of fluff that makes his voice
a veil of fluff that makes his voice
a veil of fluff that makes his voice extra gruff it’s a beard a disguise that
extra gruff it’s a beard a disguise that
extra gruff it’s a beard a disguise that makes him seem extra wise a wiry white
makes him seem extra wise a wiry white
makes him seem extra wise a wiry white Wizarding effort this list would be
Wizarding effort this list would be
Wizarding effort this list would be incomplete without it number five bill
incomplete without it number five bill
incomplete without it number five bill the butcher cutting Gangs of New York
the butcher cutting Gangs of New York
the butcher cutting Gangs of New York you may have misgivings but don’t go
you may have misgivings but don’t go
you may have misgivings but don’t go believing that Jack that way lies
believing that Jack that way lies
believing that Jack that way lies damnation this is Daniel day-lewis at
damnation this is Daniel day-lewis at
damnation this is Daniel day-lewis at his murderous and mustachioed best
his murderous and mustachioed best
his murderous and mustachioed best Bill’s handlebar is full it’s got flicks
Bill’s handlebar is full it’s got flicks
Bill’s handlebar is full it’s got flicks and it frightens all of Manhattan I’m
and it frightens all of Manhattan I’m
and it frightens all of Manhattan I’m New York don’t you never come in here
New York don’t you never come in here
New York don’t you never come in here empty-handed again it’s not narcissistic
empty-handed again it’s not narcissistic
empty-handed again it’s not narcissistic but it is neatly finished it’s something
but it is neatly finished it’s something
but it is neatly finished it’s something to stroke whilst he ponders who to kill
to stroke whilst he ponders who to kill
to stroke whilst he ponders who to kill that’s close enough its authority its
that’s close enough its authority its
that’s close enough its authority its prosperity it might even be a little
prosperity it might even be a little
prosperity it might even be a little itchy
itchy
itchy whoopsie-daisy a symbol of the butcher
whoopsie-daisy a symbol of the butcher
whoopsie-daisy a symbol of the butcher he reigns supreme at five points and
he reigns supreme at five points and
he reigns supreme at five points and he’s placed fifth on our list
he’s placed fifth on our list
he’s placed fifth on our list we met at this chosen ground to settle
we met at this chosen ground to settle
we met at this chosen ground to settle for good ol who holds sway over the five
for good ol who holds sway over the five
for good ol who holds sway over the five points number four James clubber Lang
points number four James clubber Lang
points number four James clubber Lang rocky three ok the nose tattoo give him
rocky three ok the nose tattoo give him
rocky three ok the nose tattoo give him guys I told you I wasn’t going away you
guys I told you I wasn’t going away you
guys I told you I wasn’t going away you got so shot
got so shot
got so shot don’t give me mad this beard is as sharp
don’t give me mad this beard is as sharp
don’t give me mad this beard is as sharp as its owner is strong disgust you want
as its owner is strong disgust you want
as its owner is strong disgust you want to keep me down get very mighty weak I
to keep me down get very mighty weak I
to keep me down get very mighty weak I don’t want a man like me they have the
don’t want a man like me they have the
don’t want a man like me they have the title that doesn’t matter puppet like a
title that doesn’t matter puppet like a
title that doesn’t matter puppet like a fool up there it’s designer stubble for
fool up there it’s designer stubble for
fool up there it’s designer stubble for a main event fighter and when placed in
a main event fighter and when placed in
a main event fighter and when placed in the same ring it makes Stallone look
the same ring it makes Stallone look
the same ring it makes Stallone look like a grandma
the razor-sharp edging packs one hell of
the razor-sharp edging packs one hell of a punch it’s a look that turns up the
a punch it’s a look that turns up the
a punch it’s a look that turns up the trash-talking just by being there is
trash-talking just by being there is
trash-talking just by being there is still a mate for me it’s gonna get hurt
still a mate for me it’s gonna get hurt
still a mate for me it’s gonna get hurt its face buzz of fury a big-time beard
its face buzz of fury a big-time beard
its face buzz of fury a big-time beard and it puts mr. t just outside our top
and it puts mr. t just outside our top
and it puts mr. t just outside our top three prediction yes prediction
three prediction yes prediction
three prediction yes prediction hey uh bring the Hacienda boots ain’t
hey uh bring the Hacienda boots ain’t
hey uh bring the Hacienda boots ain’t heaven number three the little tramp the
heaven number three the little tramp the
heaven number three the little tramp the little tramp film series ah he shouldn’t
little tramp film series ah he shouldn’t
little tramp film series ah he shouldn’t spit in fine film garbage and garbage
spit in fine film garbage and garbage
spit in fine film garbage and garbage shootin sniffing painful him hitting
shootin sniffing painful him hitting
shootin sniffing painful him hitting Charlie Chaplin’s upper lip is an icon
Charlie Chaplin’s upper lip is an icon
Charlie Chaplin’s upper lip is an icon it’s a symbol of the silent movie a
it’s a symbol of the silent movie a
it’s a symbol of the silent movie a bygone age and Hollywood’s heyday oh yes
bygone age and Hollywood’s heyday oh yes
bygone age and Hollywood’s heyday oh yes his toothbrush – and bowler hat made his
his toothbrush – and bowler hat made his
his toothbrush – and bowler hat made his face funny and his slapstick sensational
sadly the look was hijacked by Hitler
sadly the look was hijacked by Hitler during World War two and quickly became
during World War two and quickly became
during World War two and quickly became a symbol for the Nazis Chaplin’s was the
a symbol for the Nazis Chaplin’s was the
a symbol for the Nazis Chaplin’s was the original though he shaved it first and
original though he shaved it first and
original though he shaved it first and he wore it better I’m sorry for the
he wore it better I’m sorry for the
he wore it better I’m sorry for the mishap that occurred he met an epilady
mishap that occurred he met an epilady
mishap that occurred he met an epilady at the railroad station what’s that was
at the railroad station what’s that was
at the railroad station what’s that was that I’m sorry for the nebula that
that I’m sorry for the nebula that
that I’m sorry for the nebula that occurred at the Milford visit avail
occurred at the Milford visit avail
occurred at the Milford visit avail number two what is it– a 3 shilling oh
number two what is it– a 3 shilling oh
number two what is it– a 3 shilling oh we forget the night Captain Jack Sparrow
we forget the night Captain Jack Sparrow
we forget the night Captain Jack Sparrow the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise
the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise
the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise can you sail under the command of a pod
can you sail under the command of a pod
can you sail under the command of a pod if you can braid your own beard you’re
if you can braid your own beard you’re
if you can braid your own beard you’re doing well in life if you can braid it
doing well in life if you can braid it
doing well in life if you can braid it twice then you really cracked it and I
twice then you really cracked it and I
twice then you really cracked it and I half expected it to be made of wood the
half expected it to be made of wood the
half expected it to be made of wood the second Seafarer to make this list
second Seafarer to make this list
second Seafarer to make this list Captain Jack proves that a life at sea
Captain Jack proves that a life at sea
Captain Jack proves that a life at sea is a life in front of the mirror if I
is a life in front of the mirror if I
is a life in front of the mirror if I see one I shall inform you immediately
see one I shall inform you immediately
see one I shall inform you immediately his double goatee is pirate perfection
his double goatee is pirate perfection
his double goatee is pirate perfection original outlandish and accessorized
original outlandish and accessorized
original outlandish and accessorized with beads it shivers our Timbers it’s
with beads it shivers our Timbers it’s
with beads it shivers our Timbers it’s as jolly as the Roger drink up me
as jolly as the Roger drink up me
as jolly as the Roger drink up me hearties yo ho
hearties yo ho
hearties yo ho before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a
before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions I need all of you
few honorable mentions I need all of you
few honorable mentions I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen
to stop what you’re doing and listen
to stop what you’re doing and listen cannonball the very best day is when you
cannonball the very best day is when you
cannonball the very best day is when you absolutely positively got to kill every
absolutely positively got to kill every
absolutely positively got to kill every mother in the room accept no substitutes
old contemptuous of Authority and
old contemptuous of Authority and irresistible to women
irresistible to women
irresistible to women Francois is just the type of progressive
Francois is just the type of progressive
Francois is just the type of progressive sociopath who can wage and win a war of
sociopath who can wage and win a war of
sociopath who can wage and win a war of nerves excuse me for asking
nerves excuse me for asking
nerves excuse me for asking no but kind of dead in here isn’t it
no but kind of dead in here isn’t it
no but kind of dead in here isn’t it number one pie may Kill Bill Vol to or
number one pie may Kill Bill Vol to or
number one pie may Kill Bill Vol to or double duty he’s been alive for hundreds
double duty he’s been alive for hundreds
double duty he’s been alive for hundreds of years he knows how to kill bill and
of years he knows how to kill bill and
of years he knows how to kill bill and most incredibly he’s got a beard that
most incredibly he’s got a beard that
most incredibly he’s got a beard that looks just as good when you flick it
looks just as good when you flick it
looks just as good when you flick it over your shoulder you might think that
over your shoulder you might think that
over your shoulder you might think that a hermit wouldn’t care too much for
a hermit wouldn’t care too much for
a hermit wouldn’t care too much for grooming but pie may does and big style
grooming but pie may does and big style
grooming but pie may does and big style told over she woke her father his white
told over she woke her father his white
told over she woke her father his white wisps are pristine in fact it’s the
wisps are pristine in fact it’s the
wisps are pristine in fact it’s the ultimate thinking man’s beard he’s the
ultimate thinking man’s beard he’s the
ultimate thinking man’s beard he’s the goatee grand master and he’s beard
goatee grand master and he’s beard
goatee grand master and he’s beard flicked his way to first place you can
flicked his way to first place you can
flicked his way to first place you can use Shh truth do you agree with our list
use Shh truth do you agree with our list
use Shh truth do you agree with our list I like it I love whose facial hair did
I like it I love whose facial hair did
I like it I love whose facial hair did we forget this kind of mouth cannot be
we forget this kind of mouth cannot be
we forget this kind of mouth cannot be seen he lives in your very skin for more
seen he lives in your very skin for more
seen he lives in your very skin for more fuzzy top 10s published every day be
fuzzy top 10s published every day be
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