why can’t these two industries just get along on the contrary I’m more okay
along on the contrary I’m more okay
along on the contrary I’m more okay welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten worst movies based off video games I
worst movies based off video games I
worst movies based off video games I brought you breakfast safe to say we had
brought you breakfast safe to say we had
brought you breakfast safe to say we had plenty of contenders for this list so
plenty of contenders for this list so
plenty of contenders for this list so not all of them can make it on here
not all of them can make it on here
not all of them can make it on here we’re gonna judge these films based on a
we’re gonna judge these films based on a
we’re gonna judge these films based on a balance of their treatment to the source
balance of their treatment to the source
balance of their treatment to the source material and just how appalling they are
material and just how appalling they are
material and just how appalling they are to viewers both gamers and non-gamers
to viewers both gamers and non-gamers
to viewers both gamers and non-gamers alike
number 10 doom
number 10 doom we’re gonna start things off with a trip
we’re gonna start things off with a trip
we’re gonna start things off with a trip to Mars which doesn’t have the badass
to Mars which doesn’t have the badass
to Mars which doesn’t have the badass gates of Hell like in the games but
gates of Hell like in the games but
gates of Hell like in the games but rather an artificially made chromosome
rather an artificially made chromosome
rather an artificially made chromosome that get this turns you into a monster
that get this turns you into a monster
that get this turns you into a monster but only if your evil
but only if your evil
but only if your evil 10% of the human genome is still
10% of the human genome is still
10% of the human genome is still unmapped some say it’s the genetic
unmapped some say it’s the genetic
unmapped some say it’s the genetic blueprint for the soul if that wasn’t
blueprint for the soul if that wasn’t
blueprint for the soul if that wasn’t cringe-worthy enough for you you also
cringe-worthy enough for you you also
cringe-worthy enough for you you also have a cast of extremely unlikable
have a cast of extremely unlikable
have a cast of extremely unlikable characters shit like that to get Sunday
characters shit like that to get Sunday
characters shit like that to get Sunday not even the rock can salvage this mess
not even the rock can salvage this mess
not even the rock can salvage this mess because Carmack’s condition is that he’s
because Carmack’s condition is that he’s
because Carmack’s condition is that he’s dead in a last-ditch effort the film
dead in a last-ditch effort the film
dead in a last-ditch effort the film tries to replicate the game with a
tries to replicate the game with a
tries to replicate the game with a first-person shooter segment but that
first-person shooter segment but that
first-person shooter segment but that ends with a fistfight fail some 4/5
ends with a fistfight fail some 4/5
ends with a fistfight fail some 4/5 motherfucker
motherfucker
motherfucker number 9 Street Fighter The Legend of
number 9 Street Fighter The Legend of
number 9 Street Fighter The Legend of chun-li we only had enough room for one
chun-li we only had enough room for one
chun-li we only had enough room for one Street Fighter film on this list but
Street Fighter film on this list but
Street Fighter film on this list but while the original had one redeeming
while the original had one redeeming
while the original had one redeeming factor of a notably frail raúl juliá as
factor of a notably frail raúl juliá as
factor of a notably frail raúl juliá as bison
bison
bison [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Legend of chun-li has nothing redeemable
Legend of chun-li has nothing redeemable
Legend of chun-li has nothing redeemable turning the Southeast Asian dictator and
turning the Southeast Asian dictator and
turning the Southeast Asian dictator and bison into an Irish property developer
bison into an Irish property developer
bison into an Irish property developer all these waterfront slums will soon
all these waterfront slums will soon
all these waterfront slums will soon belong to shut down location location
belong to shut down location location
belong to shut down location location location and the horrible miss casting
location and the horrible miss casting
location and the horrible miss casting of Kristin Kreuk as the Chinese chun-li
of Kristin Kreuk as the Chinese chun-li
of Kristin Kreuk as the Chinese chun-li light was hard on these streets you best
light was hard on these streets you best
light was hard on these streets you best you’re clear of this mess
you’re clear of this mess
you’re clear of this mess no wonder you wear a mask I’d hide that
no wonder you wear a mask I’d hide that
no wonder you wear a mask I’d hide that face too
face too
face too number eight double dragon double dragon
number eight double dragon double dragon
number eight double dragon double dragon is set in the not-too-distant future of
is set in the not-too-distant future of
is set in the not-too-distant future of 2007 where the Los Angeles is now a
2007 where the Los Angeles is now a
2007 where the Los Angeles is now a flooded city with Technicolor gangs
flooded city with Technicolor gangs
flooded city with Technicolor gangs roaming the streets and the main villain
roaming the streets and the main villain
roaming the streets and the main villain is Robert Patrick playing Vanilla Ice
yet with all the goofy action scenes and
yet with all the goofy action scenes and it’s out of nowhere Andy Dick cameo all
it’s out of nowhere Andy Dick cameo all
it’s out of nowhere Andy Dick cameo all the smog fans a new Angeles won’t blow
the smog fans a new Angeles won’t blow
the smog fans a new Angeles won’t blow this away so if you have a small fan
this away so if you have a small fan
this away so if you have a small fan stay near it and if you don’t get a job
stay near it and if you don’t get a job
stay near it and if you don’t get a job double dragons treatment of the source
double dragons treatment of the source
double dragons treatment of the source material is best summed up in one scene
number 7 Resident Evil Apocalypse and
number 7 Resident Evil Apocalypse and onwards
onwards
onwards Poul Anderson’s treatment of the horror
Poul Anderson’s treatment of the horror
Poul Anderson’s treatment of the horror franchise feels more like fan fiction
franchise feels more like fan fiction
franchise feels more like fan fiction than a real adaptation mother please
than a real adaptation mother please
than a real adaptation mother please look my suit is custom writing his wife
look my suit is custom writing his wife
look my suit is custom writing his wife into the series as an overly powered
into the series as an overly powered
into the series as an overly powered main character who has nothing to do
main character who has nothing to do
main character who has nothing to do with the games just spits on the
with the games just spits on the
with the games just spits on the original fan base
what do you think you’re doing and yet
what do you think you’re doing and yet while the first film was okay
while the first film was okay
while the first film was okay starting from Apocalypse the series just
starting from Apocalypse the series just
starting from Apocalypse the series just kept going downhill so instead of
kept going downhill so instead of
kept going downhill so instead of reading this list every two years as the
reading this list every two years as the
reading this list every two years as the sequels inevitably dribble out we’re
sequels inevitably dribble out we’re
sequels inevitably dribble out we’re just gonna go with the one that started
just gonna go with the one that started
just gonna go with the one that started the downward trend number six Max Payne
the downward trend number six Max Payne
the downward trend number six Max Payne while this film tries to be a bit more
while this film tries to be a bit more
while this film tries to be a bit more faithful to the source material its key
faithful to the source material its key
faithful to the source material its key problem lies in directing bad decisions
problem lies in directing bad decisions
problem lies in directing bad decisions and pacing make the main character
and pacing make the main character
and pacing make the main character unlikable for the majority of the film
unlikable for the majority of the film
unlikable for the majority of the film not helped by the fact that Max is
not helped by the fact that Max is
not helped by the fact that Max is played by Marky Mark Wahlberg why how do
played by Marky Mark Wahlberg why how do
played by Marky Mark Wahlberg why how do you think I’m talking to you but hey as
you think I’m talking to you but hey as
you think I’m talking to you but hey as long as the John Woo inspired action
long as the John Woo inspired action
long as the John Woo inspired action scenes are here it should be alright
scenes are here it should be alright
scenes are here it should be alright right now they screwed those up to
number five Super Mario Bros there are
number five Super Mario Bros there are so many questions about this film that
so many questions about this film that
so many questions about this film that we think those who made it got confused
we think those who made it got confused
we think those who made it got confused what if the impact that at meteorite
what if the impact that at meteorite
what if the impact that at meteorite created a parallel dimension what a
created a parallel dimension what a
created a parallel dimension what a dinosaurs continue to thrive and evolve
dinosaurs continue to thrive and evolve
dinosaurs continue to thrive and evolve and too intelligent vicious aggressive
and too intelligent vicious aggressive
and too intelligent vicious aggressive beings just like us how are the leads
beings just like us how are the leads
beings just like us how are the leads supposed to be brothers when there are
supposed to be brothers when there are
supposed to be brothers when there are different ethnicities and are twenty
different ethnicities and are twenty
different ethnicities and are twenty years apart why are you here blow me up
that’s even more confusing also why is
that’s even more confusing also why is the Mushroom Kingdom
the Mushroom Kingdom
the Mushroom Kingdom a dystopian city and why do the goombas
a dystopian city and why do the goombas
a dystopian city and why do the goombas look like well I didn’t look like that
this is the first video game adaptation
this is the first video game adaptation and sadly the trend hasn’t gotten much
and sadly the trend hasn’t gotten much
and sadly the trend hasn’t gotten much better monkey number four blood rain if
better monkey number four blood rain if
better monkey number four blood rain if you’re not familiar with the name Louie
you’re not familiar with the name Louie
you’re not familiar with the name Louie bowl you will be by the end of this
bowl you will be by the end of this
bowl you will be by the end of this video
video
video can I see your teeth this vampire movie
can I see your teeth this vampire movie
can I see your teeth this vampire movie based so poorly off the game that they
based so poorly off the game that they
based so poorly off the game that they didn’t even get the time period right is
didn’t even get the time period right is
didn’t even get the time period right is filled with laughably poor action
filled with laughably poor action
filled with laughably poor action sequences a confusing storyline why do
sequences a confusing storyline why do
sequences a confusing storyline why do you tell me this because it’s my purpose
you tell me this because it’s my purpose
you tell me this because it’s my purpose and despite getting a great quality
and despite getting a great quality
and despite getting a great quality actors like Ben Kingsley Michelle
actors like Ben Kingsley Michelle
actors like Ben Kingsley Michelle Rodriguez and Michael Mason
Rodriguez and Michael Mason
Rodriguez and Michael Mason they give up performances like they
they give up performances like they
they give up performances like they clearly don’t want to be there this is
clearly don’t want to be there this is
clearly don’t want to be there this is the end of brimstone
the end of brimstone
the end of brimstone number three House of the Dead
number three House of the Dead
number three House of the Dead yet another Hui Bowl is a masterpiece
yet another Hui Bowl is a masterpiece
yet another Hui Bowl is a masterpiece this film has a group of annoying Spring
this film has a group of annoying Spring
this film has a group of annoying Spring Break teenagers head to a rave
Break teenagers head to a rave
Break teenagers head to a rave posted on a remote island of all places
posted on a remote island of all places
posted on a remote island of all places which has since been overrun by zombies
[Music]
[Music] the plot is very inconsistent one minute
the plot is very inconsistent one minute
the plot is very inconsistent one minute the teens are running for their lives
the teens are running for their lives
the teens are running for their lives the next they’re pulling off matrix
the next they’re pulling off matrix
the next they’re pulling off matrix moves in kung fu and what does this all
moves in kung fu and what does this all
moves in kung fu and what does this all have to do with the game that’s a good
have to do with the game that’s a good
have to do with the game that’s a good question number two
question number two
question number two Mortal Kombat annihilation while the
Mortal Kombat annihilation while the
Mortal Kombat annihilation while the first Mortal Kombat movie was enjoyable
its sequel – our hopes of ever seeing an
its sequel – our hopes of ever seeing an amazing video game film I don’t have
amazing video game film I don’t have
amazing video game film I don’t have time for these stupid games recasting
time for these stupid games recasting
time for these stupid games recasting three of the five returning characters
three of the five returning characters
three of the five returning characters and killing off one of them
Brenda CGI effects costumes that
Brenda CGI effects costumes that wouldn’t pass at comic-con and laughable
wouldn’t pass at comic-con and laughable
wouldn’t pass at comic-con and laughable dialogue makeup the laundry list of its
dialogue makeup the laundry list of its
dialogue makeup the laundry list of its offenses
offenses
offenses [Music]
[Music]
[Music] you’re alive too bad you will die it
you’re alive too bad you will die it
you’re alive too bad you will die it says a lot when the only redeeming
says a lot when the only redeeming
says a lot when the only redeeming factor is the recycled theme song from
factor is the recycled theme song from
factor is the recycled theme song from the first film is under attack before we
the first film is under attack before we
the first film is under attack before we get to the bottom of the barrel let’s
get to the bottom of the barrel let’s
get to the bottom of the barrel let’s have a look at some dishonorable
have a look at some dishonorable
have a look at some dishonorable mentions belicoff needs to die
no I don’t see that Hornets we flew back
no I don’t see that Hornets we flew back in Academy oh whoa whoa whoa and you
in Academy oh whoa whoa whoa and you
in Academy oh whoa whoa whoa and you know what I do see blonde
[Music]
[Music] next you know this guy geez trust good
next you know this guy geez trust good
next you know this guy geez trust good thing it doesn’t know you’re banging his
thing it doesn’t know you’re banging his
thing it doesn’t know you’re banging his niece number one alone in the dark the
niece number one alone in the dark the
niece number one alone in the dark the cream of the crop of Yui bowls abysmal
cream of the crop of Yui bowls abysmal
cream of the crop of Yui bowls abysmal resume a film that’s so bad the worst
resume a film that’s so bad the worst
resume a film that’s so bad the worst part comes before the camera even starts
part comes before the camera even starts
part comes before the camera even starts running in 1967 mine for a film that’s
running in 1967 mine for a film that’s
running in 1967 mine for a film that’s called alone in the dark barely anyone
called alone in the dark barely anyone
called alone in the dark barely anyone is ever alone at any given time what
is ever alone at any given time what
is ever alone at any given time what constitutes horror in this film is
constitutes horror in this film is
constitutes horror in this film is turning the light switches on and off
turning the light switches on and off
turning the light switches on and off again as well as casting Tara Reid as a
again as well as casting Tara Reid as a
again as well as casting Tara Reid as a scientist this film is the very reason
scientist this film is the very reason
scientist this film is the very reason why we listed Ebola as the number one
why we listed Ebola as the number one
why we listed Ebola as the number one worst director in Hollywood they’re all
worst director in Hollywood they’re all
worst director in Hollywood they’re all coming here for a reason until we know
coming here for a reason until we know
coming here for a reason until we know what that is
what that is
what that is we’re not gonna be able to stop them do
we’re not gonna be able to stop them do
we’re not gonna be able to stop them do you agree with our list of course which
you agree with our list of course which
you agree with our list of course which terrible adaptations ruined your
terrible adaptations ruined your
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