you’re supposed to make us afraid but we’re really scared by how bad they are
we’re really scared by how bad they are
we’re really scared by how bad they are says who says me
says who says me
says who says me well you says me welcome to
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down our picks for the top 10 worst
down our picks for the top 10 worst Zombie movies for this list we’re
Zombie movies for this list we’re
Zombie movies for this list we’re looking at those zombie movies that
looking at those zombie movies that
looking at those zombie movies that leave us wondering what the film’s
leave us wondering what the film’s
leave us wondering what the film’s creators were even thinking there’s a
creators were even thinking there’s a
creators were even thinking there’s a fine line between the frightening and
fine line between the frightening and
fine line between the frightening and the absurd and it seems as though this
the absurd and it seems as though this
the absurd and it seems as though this line was left in the dust a long time
line was left in the dust a long time
line was left in the dust a long time ago with these cinematic gems gosh yeah
the first Resident Evil movie had the
the first Resident Evil movie had the novelty of being based off a popular
novelty of being based off a popular
novelty of being based off a popular video game but after that sequel started
video game but after that sequel started
video game but after that sequel started popping out left and right by the time
popping out left and right by the time
popping out left and right by the time we reach the fourth installment we’re
we reach the fourth installment we’re
we reach the fourth installment we’re dealing with clones ax-wielding monsters
dealing with clones ax-wielding monsters
dealing with clones ax-wielding monsters and even more evil corporation
and even more evil corporation
and even more evil corporation conspiracies it’s less about zombies and
conspiracies it’s less about zombies and
conspiracies it’s less about zombies and more about getting those big 3d bucks
number 9 Nazis at the center of the
number 9 Nazis at the center of the earth do you want any idea what it’s
earth do you want any idea what it’s
earth do you want any idea what it’s like to find an 8 million year old
like to find an 8 million year old
like to find an 8 million year old viable sample of streptomyces frozen in
viable sample of streptomyces frozen in
viable sample of streptomyces frozen in the permafrost now let’s see what kind
the permafrost now let’s see what kind
the permafrost now let’s see what kind of nasties we find anything with Jake
of nasties we find anything with Jake
of nasties we find anything with Jake Busey is an automatic must-see if you
Busey is an automatic must-see if you
Busey is an automatic must-see if you thought this movie was gonna be about
thought this movie was gonna be about
thought this movie was gonna be about anything other than literal Nazis at the
anything other than literal Nazis at the
anything other than literal Nazis at the center of the earth then you will be
center of the earth then you will be
center of the earth then you will be sadly mistaken this bizarro Fest
sadly mistaken this bizarro Fest
sadly mistaken this bizarro Fest features a robot Hitler along with some
features a robot Hitler along with some
features a robot Hitler along with some very patient Nazi zombies who have been
very patient Nazi zombies who have been
very patient Nazi zombies who have been biding their time at the Earth’s core
biding their time at the Earth’s core
biding their time at the Earth’s core waiting for their moment to strike
waiting for their moment to strike
waiting for their moment to strike thankfully they do so in a
thankfully they do so in a
thankfully they do so in a straight-to-dvd clunker as you can see I
straight-to-dvd clunker as you can see I
straight-to-dvd clunker as you can see I am in need of new flesh Lucas’s flesh
am in need of new flesh Lucas’s flesh
am in need of new flesh Lucas’s flesh will be my flesh number 8 zombie
will be my flesh number 8 zombie
will be my flesh number 8 zombie nightmare
the 80s gave us a lot of great things
the 80s gave us a lot of great things but this zombie movie isn’t one of them
but this zombie movie isn’t one of them
but this zombie movie isn’t one of them the obviously low-budget and abysmal
the obviously low-budget and abysmal
the obviously low-budget and abysmal acting would normally make for one of
acting would normally make for one of
acting would normally make for one of those so bad it’s good movie situations
those so bad it’s good movie situations
those so bad it’s good movie situations but this is just genuinely bad even with
but this is just genuinely bad even with
but this is just genuinely bad even with Tia Carrere and Adam West killing right
Tia Carrere and Adam West killing right
Tia Carrere and Adam West killing right Frank
even better this Canadian flicks lone
even better this Canadian flicks lone zombie doesn’t make an appearance until
zombie doesn’t make an appearance until
zombie doesn’t make an appearance until the second half of the film so we’ve got
the second half of the film so we’ve got
the second half of the film so we’ve got to wonder why the filmmakers even
to wonder why the filmmakers even
to wonder why the filmmakers even bothered at all see look I told you
bothered at all see look I told you
bothered at all see look I told you there’s nobody here number seven zombie
there’s nobody here number seven zombie
there’s nobody here number seven zombie night Canada strikes again with another
night Canada strikes again with another
night Canada strikes again with another low-budget zombie vehicle but this time
low-budget zombie vehicle but this time
low-budget zombie vehicle but this time there are no pseudo celebs to keep you
there are no pseudo celebs to keep you
there are no pseudo celebs to keep you entertained after nuclear fallout from
entertained after nuclear fallout from
entertained after nuclear fallout from World War three spawns an epidemic of
World War three spawns an epidemic of
World War three spawns an epidemic of the Living Dead a group must do whatever
the Living Dead a group must do whatever
the Living Dead a group must do whatever they can to survive the zombies and a
they can to survive the zombies and a
they can to survive the zombies and a vengeful enemy sounds pretty standard
vengeful enemy sounds pretty standard
vengeful enemy sounds pretty standard but the story doesn’t hold together
but the story doesn’t hold together
but the story doesn’t hold together nearly as well as that but what it lacks
nearly as well as that but what it lacks
nearly as well as that but what it lacks in storytelling it makes up for in cheap
in storytelling it makes up for in cheap
in storytelling it makes up for in cheap cheap carnage
number six
number six zombie five killing birds
you’d think by the title that this movie
you’d think by the title that this movie would be about zombie birds that fly
would be about zombie birds that fly
would be about zombie birds that fly around killing people but you’d be wrong
around killing people but you’d be wrong
around killing people but you’d be wrong so wrong
instead we’re not quite sure what this
instead we’re not quite sure what this movie is supposed to be about sure there
movie is supposed to be about sure there
movie is supposed to be about sure there are zombies but there’s also a murderer
are zombies but there’s also a murderer
are zombies but there’s also a murderer who’s not in jail for some reason and
who’s not in jail for some reason and
who’s not in jail for some reason and apparently a haunted house it’s clear
apparently a haunted house it’s clear
apparently a haunted house it’s clear the movie is just about as confused as
the movie is just about as confused as
the movie is just about as confused as its audience
number five gangs of the Dead also known
number five gangs of the Dead also known as last rites
as last rites
as last rites how’s all this about home what’s funny
how’s all this about home what’s funny
how’s all this about home what’s funny about this movie is um everything which
about this movie is um everything which
about this movie is um everything which probably isn’t the best quality when
probably isn’t the best quality when
probably isn’t the best quality when you’re actually going for terrifying
you’re actually going for terrifying
you’re actually going for terrifying what you laughing at wife way huh hey
hey hey what it’s a zombie film with an
hey hey what it’s a zombie film with an urban setting and done without skill it
urban setting and done without skill it
urban setting and done without skill it leads to some painfully cringe-worthy
leads to some painfully cringe-worthy
leads to some painfully cringe-worthy moments yeah bitch you trippin you call
moments yeah bitch you trippin you call
moments yeah bitch you trippin you call me bitch one more time
Hey look now at the time for jokes I you
Hey look now at the time for jokes I you can thank a meteorite strike for the
can thank a meteorite strike for the
can thank a meteorite strike for the creation of the homeless zombie horde
creation of the homeless zombie horde
creation of the homeless zombie horde and then you can thank everyone involved
and then you can thank everyone involved
and then you can thank everyone involved in this movie for making it so awful
in this movie for making it so awful
in this movie for making it so awful Hey ah I just had to watch he’s just
Hey ah I just had to watch he’s just
Hey ah I just had to watch he’s just trying to earn a bond one of my bucks
trying to earn a bond one of my bucks
trying to earn a bond one of my bucks hey watch the paint
number four Return of the Living Dead
number four Return of the Living Dead five rave from the grave
you would think that after four movies
you would think that after four movies the dangerous chemicals that caused the
the dangerous chemicals that caused the
the dangerous chemicals that caused the dead to reanimate would have been
dead to reanimate would have been
dead to reanimate would have been destroyed but why do that when you can
destroyed but why do that when you can
destroyed but why do that when you can try to synthesize a drug out of it and
try to synthesize a drug out of it and
try to synthesize a drug out of it and sell it to high school students pick
sell it to high school students pick
sell it to high school students pick this up take one pot ecstasy mixing a
this up take one pot ecstasy mixing a
this up take one pot ecstasy mixing a little school trip add just a dash of
little school trip add just a dash of
little school trip add just a dash of the life after that okay you got a self
the life after that okay you got a self
the life after that okay you got a self a hit of zine nothing could possibly go
a hit of zine nothing could possibly go
a hit of zine nothing could possibly go wrong but everything does and
wrong but everything does and
wrong but everything does and unfortunately a lot of teens who just
unfortunately a lot of teens who just
unfortunately a lot of teens who just wanted to party hard end up dying
wanted to party hard end up dying
wanted to party hard end up dying miserably Jamie is me Jenny
number three zombie strippers the
number three zombie strippers the zombies out there it’s fairly clear that
zombies out there it’s fairly clear that
zombies out there it’s fairly clear that this movie was just an excuse to give
this movie was just an excuse to give
this movie was just an excuse to give former Freddy Krueger Robert Englund and
former Freddy Krueger Robert Englund and
former Freddy Krueger Robert Englund and porn star turned serious actress jenna
porn star turned serious actress jenna
porn star turned serious actress jenna jameson something to do everything great
jameson something to do everything great
jameson something to do everything great must first wear hideous and monstrous
must first wear hideous and monstrous
must first wear hideous and monstrous masks in order to inscribe themselves on
masks in order to inscribe themselves on
masks in order to inscribe themselves on the hearts of humanity while zombies and
the hearts of humanity while zombies and
the hearts of humanity while zombies and strippers might be delightful on their
strippers might be delightful on their
strippers might be delightful on their own they make for a less than
own they make for a less than
own they make for a less than satisfactory combination in this movie
satisfactory combination in this movie
satisfactory combination in this movie I’m going to dance let’s be honest if
I’m going to dance let’s be honest if
I’m going to dance let’s be honest if you’re getting out-danced by a zombie
you’re getting out-danced by a zombie
you’re getting out-danced by a zombie it’s time to rethink what you’re doing
it’s time to rethink what you’re doing
it’s time to rethink what you’re doing with your life
what we can learn from this film is that
what we can learn from this film is that rednecks love moonshine so much they
rednecks love moonshine so much they
rednecks love moonshine so much they don’t care what it’s made out of even if
don’t care what it’s made out of even if
don’t care what it’s made out of even if it’s nuclear waste
it’s nuclear waste
it’s nuclear waste do not open till Christmas
do not open till Christmas
do not open till Christmas of course these rednecks didn’t know
of course these rednecks didn’t know
of course these rednecks didn’t know they were cooking up sour mash that
they were cooking up sour mash that
they were cooking up sour mash that would turn them into flesh-eating living
would turn them into flesh-eating living
would turn them into flesh-eating living dead and of course their targets are the
dead and of course their targets are the
dead and of course their targets are the city folk camping nearby and of course
city folk camping nearby and of course
city folk camping nearby and of course deodorant is the only way to keep these
deodorant is the only way to keep these
deodorant is the only way to keep these zombie rednecks at bay
before we bring our top pik back from
before we bring our top pik back from the afterlife here are a few honorable
the afterlife here are a few honorable
the afterlife here are a few honorable mentions
take the body to the surface then bring
take the body to the surface then bring me the stats on Berger malice to see
me the stats on Berger malice to see
me the stats on Berger malice to see what
my analysis nobody expect me to do all
my analysis nobody expect me to do all the work
it’s an ova ball flick so you know
it’s an ova ball flick so you know you’re in for a treat for whatever
you’re in for a treat for whatever
you’re in for a treat for whatever reason college kids just can’t have a
reason college kids just can’t have a
reason college kids just can’t have a good time without things trying to kill
good time without things trying to kill
good time without things trying to kill them when they attempt to go for a rave
them when they attempt to go for a rave
them when they attempt to go for a rave on an island they’re attacked by a swarm
on an island they’re attacked by a swarm
on an island they’re attacked by a swarm of zombies doing the bidding of an
of zombies doing the bidding of an
of zombies doing the bidding of an immortal Spanish priest it’s awful in so
immortal Spanish priest it’s awful in so
immortal Spanish priest it’s awful in so many ways that there are too many to
many ways that there are too many to
many ways that there are too many to name in this clip
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