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I am excited I am stoked I’m pumped and

I am excited I am stoked I’m pumped and I know those are phrases that adults

I know those are phrases that adults

I know those are phrases that adults should not use anymore but I really am

should not use anymore but I really am

should not use anymore but I really am I am excited because I am going to try

I am excited because I am going to try

I am excited because I am going to try something together we’re going to try

something together we’re going to try

something together we’re going to try something that to the best of my

something that to the best of my

something that to the best of my knowledge has never been attempted at

knowledge has never been attempted at

knowledge has never been attempted at Ted before is everybody ready to do the

Ted before is everybody ready to do the

Ted before is everybody ready to do the Michael Jackson Thriller dance no no

Michael Jackson Thriller dance no no

Michael Jackson Thriller dance no no we’re not we’re not going to do that

we’re not we’re not going to do that

we’re not we’re not going to do that it’s something else but I’m going to

it’s something else but I’m going to

it’s something else but I’m going to hold that surprise for just a moment I’m

hold that surprise for just a moment I’m

hold that surprise for just a moment I’m gonna hold the surprise because first

gonna hold the surprise because first

gonna hold the surprise because first the bad news the bad news is all of us

the bad news the bad news is all of us

the bad news the bad news is all of us are battling death daily all of us I

are battling death daily all of us I

are battling death daily all of us I know it says it’s unfortunate to report

know it says it’s unfortunate to report

know it says it’s unfortunate to report that but it’s true

that but it’s true

that but it’s true and I don’t mean this in some cynical

and I don’t mean this in some cynical

and I don’t mean this in some cynical glass-half-empty sort of way today could

glass-half-empty sort of way today could

glass-half-empty sort of way today could be the last day of the rest of your

be the last day of the rest of your

be the last day of the rest of your lives not like that I mean it I don’t

lives not like that I mean it I don’t

lives not like that I mean it I don’t even mean it as like we could be victims

even mean it as like we could be victims

even mean it as like we could be victims of of lead poisoning in our water or

of of lead poisoning in our water or

of of lead poisoning in our water or climate change or the slow steady lethal

climate change or the slow steady lethal

climate change or the slow steady lethal drip of 24/7 our 24/7 cable news that’s

drip of 24/7 our 24/7 cable news that’s

drip of 24/7 our 24/7 cable news that’s not it either I’m talking about

not it either I’m talking about

not it either I’m talking about something that’s far more pervasive far

something that’s far more pervasive far

something that’s far more pervasive far more pernicious something that impacts

more pernicious something that impacts

more pernicious something that impacts most of us and that is that most of us

most of us and that is that most of us

most of us and that is that most of us live our lives on autopilot most of us

live our lives on autopilot most of us

live our lives on autopilot most of us don’t pay much attention to what we do

don’t pay much attention to what we do

don’t pay much attention to what we do from second to second moment-to-moment

from second to second moment-to-moment

from second to second moment-to-moment how many people in this room have had

how many people in this room have had

how many people in this room have had the experience of waking up on a

the experience of waking up on a

the experience of waking up on a Saturday and whether it’s driving your

Saturday and whether it’s driving your

Saturday and whether it’s driving your kid to Little League or going to the

kid to Little League or going to the

kid to Little League or going to the farmers market be halfway on the route

farmers market be halfway on the route

farmers market be halfway on the route the opposite direction to your office we

the opposite direction to your office we

the opposite direction to your office we do those things and it’s not our fault

do those things and it’s not our fault

do those things and it’s not our fault necessarily we are animals we are primal

necessarily we are animals we are primal

necessarily we are animals we are primal it is our job to assess threats right

it is our job to assess threats right

it is our job to assess threats right it’s our job to try to make things

it’s our job to try to make things

it’s our job to try to make things comfortable on some level but we have to

comfortable on some level but we have to

comfortable on some level but we have to fight that urge at all times you have to

fight that urge at all times you have to

fight that urge at all times you have to fight that life should not be about

fight that life should not be about

fight that life should not be about comfort life should be

comfort life should be

comfort life should be about engagement and that is why I try

about engagement and that is why I try

about engagement and that is why I try the best I can to live in a way that I

the best I can to live in a way that I

the best I can to live in a way that I call the extemporaneous life and now we

call the extemporaneous life and now we

call the extemporaneous life and now we get an English lesson extemporaneous is

get an English lesson extemporaneous is

get an English lesson extemporaneous is different than spontaneous and it’s this

different than spontaneous and it’s this

different than spontaneous and it’s this sort of distinction between the two

sort of distinction between the two

sort of distinction between the two which is also the reason that people

which is also the reason that people

which is also the reason that people misunderstand Occam’s razor spontaneous

misunderstand Occam’s razor spontaneous

misunderstand Occam’s razor spontaneous is let’s fly to Paris right now

is let’s fly to Paris right now

is let’s fly to Paris right now spontaneous says I’ll buy two goats

spontaneous says I’ll buy two goats

spontaneous says I’ll buy two goats spontaneous is I’ll breakdance right now

spontaneous is I’ll breakdance right now

spontaneous is I’ll breakdance right now I’m not going to do that not going to

I’m not going to do that not going to

I’m not going to do that not going to happen

happen

happen extemporaneous is something different

extemporaneous is something different

extemporaneous is something different extemporaneous is pursuing every moment

extemporaneous is pursuing every moment

extemporaneous is pursuing every moment with all the knowledge that precedes it

with all the knowledge that precedes it

with all the knowledge that precedes it when we talk about Occam’s razor it is

when we talk about Occam’s razor it is

when we talk about Occam’s razor it is not a matter of the simplest answer is

not a matter of the simplest answer is

not a matter of the simplest answer is the right answer

the right answer

the right answer Occam’s razor is about taking all the

Occam’s razor is about taking all the

Occam’s razor is about taking all the knowledge all the wisdom you have

knowledge all the wisdom you have

knowledge all the wisdom you have acquired up until that very moment and

acquired up until that very moment and

acquired up until that very moment and putting it to use to answer a question

putting it to use to answer a question

putting it to use to answer a question the best way you can and that moment

the best way you can and that moment

the best way you can and that moment when you have identified all of that is

when you have identified all of that is

when you have identified all of that is not a matter of a spark of intuition

not a matter of a spark of intuition

not a matter of a spark of intuition it’s really letting all of your powers

it’s really letting all of your powers

it’s really letting all of your powers come to the fore in solving a problems

come to the fore in solving a problems

come to the fore in solving a problems that makes sense and so in order to do

that makes sense and so in order to do

that makes sense and so in order to do that in order to live life that way

that in order to live life that way

that in order to live life that way you’re going to have to start to

you’re going to have to start to

you’re going to have to start to rejigger your conception of three

rejigger your conception of three

rejigger your conception of three important notions and those are

important notions and those are

important notions and those are confidence curiosity and consequence but

confidence curiosity and consequence but

confidence curiosity and consequence but before we get to that there’s a notion

before we get to that there’s a notion

before we get to that there’s a notion that Daniel Kahneman put forward in his

that Daniel Kahneman put forward in his

that Daniel Kahneman put forward in his book Thinking Fast and Slow and it’s a

book Thinking Fast and Slow and it’s a

book Thinking Fast and Slow and it’s a peak and rule the peak and rule and it’s

peak and rule the peak and rule and it’s

peak and rule the peak and rule and it’s a fascinating idea that our experiences

a fascinating idea that our experiences

a fascinating idea that our experiences are determined by small intense moments

are determined by small intense moments

are determined by small intense moments and also by how they end you can watch a

and also by how they end you can watch a

and also by how they end you can watch a football game of your favorite team and

football game of your favorite team and

football game of your favorite team and if it’s going well the whole time but

if it’s going well the whole time but

if it’s going well the whole time but lose in the last minute your memory of

lose in the last minute your memory of

lose in the last minute your memory of it was not that I had a great time

it was not that I had a great time

it was not that I had a great time watching the game your memory of it is

watching the game your memory of it is

watching the game your memory of it is that sucked right and humans fall into

that sucked right and humans fall into

that sucked right and humans fall into this trap that we think if we just make

this trap that we think if we just make

this trap that we think if we just make things simple and easy and comfortable

things simple and easy and comfortable

things simple and easy and comfortable if we find contentment everyday things

if we find contentment everyday things

if we find contentment everyday things will be fine

will be fine

will be fine but our lives aren’t defined by the

but our lives aren’t defined by the

but our lives aren’t defined by the contentment they’re defined by those

contentment they’re defined by those

contentment they’re defined by those peak moments and so why not have more

peak moments and so why not have more

peak moments and so why not have more peak moments why not have peak moments

peak moments why not have peak moments

peak moments why not have peak moments every single day right the first way to

every single day right the first way to

every single day right the first way to do that is to conquer this notion of

do that is to conquer this notion of

do that is to conquer this notion of confidence and confidence is a tricky

confidence and confidence is a tricky

confidence and confidence is a tricky thing a lot of people are scared we’re

thing a lot of people are scared we’re

thing a lot of people are scared we’re scared when you know it amazes me that

scared when you know it amazes me that

scared when you know it amazes me that the number one fear of Americans is not

the number one fear of Americans is not

the number one fear of Americans is not death its public speaking let’s always

death its public speaking let’s always

death its public speaking let’s always throw me because I can choose not to

throw me because I can choose not to

throw me because I can choose not to speak in public I can’t choose not to

speak in public I can’t choose not to

speak in public I can’t choose not to die that’s weird right but why should

die that’s weird right but why should

die that’s weird right but why should publicly ‘king be that scary anyway

publicly ‘king be that scary anyway

publicly ‘king be that scary anyway there’s no reason for it you get over it

there’s no reason for it you get over it

there’s no reason for it you get over it and so one of the things do you have to

and so one of the things do you have to

and so one of the things do you have to do to become more confident is expose

do to become more confident is expose

do to become more confident is expose yourself to failure on a regular basis

yourself to failure on a regular basis

yourself to failure on a regular basis now there are ways to do that years ago

now there are ways to do that years ago

now there are ways to do that years ago I was a stand-up comic and once you have

I was a stand-up comic and once you have

I was a stand-up comic and once you have performed stand-up comedy and had a room

performed stand-up comedy and had a room

performed stand-up comedy and had a room of people actually hating you because

of people actually hating you because

of people actually hating you because there is no other option it’s you

there is no other option it’s you

there is no other option it’s you there’s nobody to blame otherwise they

there’s nobody to blame otherwise they

there’s nobody to blame otherwise they hate you in that moment once you’ve had

hate you in that moment once you’ve had

hate you in that moment once you’ve had that experience of all eyes on you and

that experience of all eyes on you and

that experience of all eyes on you and no response whatsoever you can get over

no response whatsoever you can get over

no response whatsoever you can get over anything really it doesn’t matter what

anything really it doesn’t matter what

anything really it doesn’t matter what you’re gonna do doesn’t matter so I

you’re gonna do doesn’t matter so I

you’re gonna do doesn’t matter so I encourage everybody in this room at some

encourage everybody in this room at some

encourage everybody in this room at some point even if you don’t want to do

point even if you don’t want to do

point even if you don’t want to do stand-up take an improv class do some

stand-up take an improv class do some

stand-up take an improv class do some musical theater do something that takes

musical theater do something that takes

musical theater do something that takes you so far out of your comfort zone that

you so far out of your comfort zone that

you so far out of your comfort zone that you always have the the backup excuse

you always have the the backup excuse

you always have the the backup excuse laugh well that’s not what I normally do

laugh well that’s not what I normally do

laugh well that’s not what I normally do I’m really an accountant do whatever it

I’m really an accountant do whatever it

I’m really an accountant do whatever it is give it a shot and experience that

is give it a shot and experience that

is give it a shot and experience that misery which comes with having failed

misery which comes with having failed

misery which comes with having failed and once you have failed you’re never

and once you have failed you’re never

and once you have failed you’re never going to be fearful again there’s no

going to be fearful again there’s no

going to be fearful again there’s no reason to David Bowie the late great

reason to David Bowie the late great

reason to David Bowie the late great David Bowie

David Bowie

David Bowie absolutely adore talks about this notion

absolutely adore talks about this notion

absolutely adore talks about this notion of how to create art how to be present

of how to create art how to be present

of how to create art how to be present and he talks about never playing to the

and he talks about never playing to the

and he talks about never playing to the audience but the other piece is he talks

audience but the other piece is he talks

audience but the other piece is he talks about that experience you have when you

about that experience you have when you

about that experience you have when you walk into the ocean alright and you walk

walk into the ocean alright and you walk

walk into the ocean alright and you walk in and you feel the seafloor beneath

in and you feel the seafloor beneath

in and you feel the seafloor beneath your feet and you’re comforted and

your feet and you’re comforted and

your feet and you’re comforted and you’re comforted and he talks about the

you’re comforted and he talks about the

you’re comforted and he talks about the best place to create is that moment when

best place to create is that moment when

best place to create is that moment when your feet no longer touch the seafloor

your feet no longer touch the seafloor

your feet no longer touch the seafloor and you’re getting out into the waters

and you’re getting out into the waters

and you’re getting out into the waters and you know that you can just get back

and you know that you can just get back

and you know that you can just get back if you need to that’s the best place to

if you need to that’s the best place to

if you need to that’s the best place to create I would argue that’s the best way

create I would argue that’s the best way

create I would argue that’s the best way to be present in any potential moment is

to be present in any potential moment is

to be present in any potential moment is to put yourself out there just to the

to put yourself out there just to the

to put yourself out there just to the point of discomfort just to the point of

point of discomfort just to the point of

point of discomfort just to the point of risk so here’s what makes today’s

risk so here’s what makes today’s

risk so here’s what makes today’s special the thing that never been

special the thing that never been

special the thing that never been attempted before coming here

attempted before coming here

attempted before coming here most people prepare a speech I chose to

most people prepare a speech I chose to

most people prepare a speech I chose to have no slide no PowerPoint no script

have no slide no PowerPoint no script

have no slide no PowerPoint no script why because I want to be as organic and

why because I want to be as organic and

why because I want to be as organic and as present with you as possible without

as present with you as possible without

as present with you as possible without this conversation that’s what’s key I

this conversation that’s what’s key I

this conversation that’s what’s key I have to trust that the ideas that have

have to trust that the ideas that have

have to trust that the ideas that have come to me and that I brought here are

come to me and that I brought here are

come to me and that I brought here are actually worth something and if it goes

actually worth something and if it goes

actually worth something and if it goes wrong I guess I won’t be coming back to

wrong I guess I won’t be coming back to

wrong I guess I won’t be coming back to TEDx sorry Joanne confidence it’s a

TEDx sorry Joanne confidence it’s a

TEDx sorry Joanne confidence it’s a weird confidence it’s not an arrogance

weird confidence it’s not an arrogance

weird confidence it’s not an arrogance it’s a knowledge that things can go

it’s a knowledge that things can go

it’s a knowledge that things can go terribly wrong but if so so what next

terribly wrong but if so so what next

terribly wrong but if so so what next curiosity we need to be more curious you

curiosity we need to be more curious you

curiosity we need to be more curious you know I have a daughter she’s 13 now and

know I have a daughter she’s 13 now and

know I have a daughter she’s 13 now and like every kid she went through that

like every kid she went through that

like every kid she went through that stage of poking me with why-why-why and

stage of poking me with why-why-why and

stage of poking me with why-why-why and as annoying as it was it’s really

as annoying as it was it’s really

as annoying as it was it’s really something that we do a disservice to our

something that we do a disservice to our

something that we do a disservice to our kids by trying to stop them from doing

kids by trying to stop them from doing

kids by trying to stop them from doing so we should encourage it as much as

so we should encourage it as much as

so we should encourage it as much as possible and and and more so we should

possible and and and more so we should

possible and and and more so we should encourage it for ourselves it is okay to

encourage it for ourselves it is okay to

encourage it for ourselves it is okay to not know how many people would like to

not know how many people would like to

not know how many people would like to turn on the news and hear pundits say I

turn on the news and hear pundits say I

turn on the news and hear pundits say I don’t really know I would find that

don’t really know I would find that

don’t really know I would find that refreshing and and

refreshing and and

refreshing and and reason to be so refreshing is that we’ve

reason to be so refreshing is that we’ve

reason to be so refreshing is that we’ve developed a society in which now

developed a society in which now

developed a society in which now everything is about authority and I will

everything is about authority and I will

everything is about authority and I will argue until I die that authenticity

argue until I die that authenticity

argue until I die that authenticity Trump’s Authority right there’s all

Trump’s Authority right there’s all

Trump’s Authority right there’s all these talks about and all these books

these talks about and all these books

these talks about and all these books about how power poses and how to take

about how power poses and how to take

about how power poses and how to take charge of an audience and how to seem

charge of an audience and how to seem

charge of an audience and how to seem more confident all these things about

more confident all these things about

more confident all these things about seeming like you know everything at all

seeming like you know everything at all

seeming like you know everything at all times and the second you start acting

times and the second you start acting

times and the second you start acting that way there is an opportunity cost

that way there is an opportunity cost

that way there is an opportunity cost because every time you actually go with

because every time you actually go with

because every time you actually go with that attitude you are no longer fully

that attitude you are no longer fully

that attitude you are no longer fully listening to the world around you

listening to the world around you

listening to the world around you whether it’s a conversation from other

whether it’s a conversation from other

whether it’s a conversation from other people or the information coming your

people or the information coming your

people or the information coming your way

way

way as somebody who’s been a teacher in one

as somebody who’s been a teacher in one

as somebody who’s been a teacher in one form or another for 25 years I know that

form or another for 25 years I know that

form or another for 25 years I know that the best thing I could ever say to a

the best thing I could ever say to a

the best thing I could ever say to a student is I don’t know let’s figure it

student is I don’t know let’s figure it

student is I don’t know let’s figure it out together

out together

out together that idea of being curious and being

that idea of being curious and being

that idea of being curious and being okay with the idea that you don’t know

okay with the idea that you don’t know

okay with the idea that you don’t know that we are all constantly searching is

that we are all constantly searching is

that we are all constantly searching is a fine fine thing Thomas Pynchon pointed

a fine fine thing Thomas Pynchon pointed

a fine fine thing Thomas Pynchon pointed out that if they can get you asking the

out that if they can get you asking the

out that if they can get you asking the wrong questions they don’t need to worry

wrong questions they don’t need to worry

wrong questions they don’t need to worry about the answers more and more I think

about the answers more and more I think

about the answers more and more I think that is a case for our times when you

that is a case for our times when you

that is a case for our times when you are distracted when you’re not thinking

are distracted when you’re not thinking

are distracted when you’re not thinking when you’re not poking at the obvious

when you’re not poking at the obvious

when you’re not poking at the obvious when you’re not going after them like

when you’re not going after them like

when you’re not going after them like the four year old when you’re not seeing

the four year old when you’re not seeing

the four year old when you’re not seeing why is this wise as why is this that’s

why is this wise as why is this that’s

why is this wise as why is this that’s when you run into trouble to do this

when you run into trouble to do this

when you run into trouble to do this talk today I asked myself a couple of

talk today I asked myself a couple of

talk today I asked myself a couple of wise and one of the biggest ones was why

wise and one of the biggest ones was why

wise and one of the biggest ones was why does it have to be a prepared talk why

does it have to be a prepared talk why

does it have to be a prepared talk why can’t I do it

can’t I do it

can’t I do it extemporaneously why can’t I risk being

extemporaneously why can’t I risk being

extemporaneously why can’t I risk being in that moment so I give it a shot

in that moment so I give it a shot

in that moment so I give it a shot all right last word that’s important is

all right last word that’s important is

all right last word that’s important is consequence and we’ve touched upon this

consequence and we’ve touched upon this

consequence and we’ve touched upon this a little bit already but consequence is

a little bit already but consequence is

a little bit already but consequence is what leads to fear right you think

what leads to fear right you think

what leads to fear right you think what’s going to happen

what’s going to happen

what’s going to happen will I embarrass myself once again do

will I embarrass myself once again do

will I embarrass myself once again do stand-up won’t be embarrassed I promise

stand-up won’t be embarrassed I promise

stand-up won’t be embarrassed I promise you I guarantee it but the other thing

you I guarantee it but the other thing

you I guarantee it but the other thing to think about is worst case scenario

to think about is worst case scenario

to think about is worst case scenario and I generally hate that phrase what’s

and I generally hate that phrase what’s

and I generally hate that phrase what’s the worst case scenario what’s the worst

the worst case scenario what’s the worst

the worst case scenario what’s the worst case scenario well if you think about it

case scenario well if you think about it

case scenario well if you think about it there really is done what’s the worst

there really is done what’s the worst

there really is done what’s the worst case scenario what’s going to happen

case scenario what’s going to happen

case scenario what’s going to happen there’s been no situation that I’ve

there’s been no situation that I’ve

there’s been no situation that I’ve encountered where there really is worst

encountered where there really is worst

encountered where there really is worst case scenario if you’re not dying you’re

case scenario if you’re not dying you’re

case scenario if you’re not dying you’re fine I’ve had the what seems like the

fine I’ve had the what seems like the

fine I’ve had the what seems like the now the tremendous good fortune of

now the tremendous good fortune of

now the tremendous good fortune of having had an almost gothic Lee

having had an almost gothic Lee

having had an almost gothic Lee traumatic childhood and at the time

traumatic childhood and at the time

traumatic childhood and at the time there was misery in it there was sorrow

there was misery in it there was sorrow

there was misery in it there was sorrow there was confusion but I also learned

there was confusion but I also learned

there was confusion but I also learned that I got through it I also learned

that I got through it I also learned

that I got through it I also learned that you have that power and if you have

that you have that power and if you have

that you have that power and if you have the power to get through it if you have

the power to get through it if you have

the power to get through it if you have the power to wake up the next day

the power to wake up the next day

the power to wake up the next day anything is possible

anything is possible

anything is possible so if you give up the idea of

so if you give up the idea of

so if you give up the idea of consequence if you give up the notion

consequence if you give up the notion

consequence if you give up the notion that what you do can’t be undone which

that what you do can’t be undone which

that what you do can’t be undone which it can’t and just move forward thinking

it can’t and just move forward thinking

it can’t and just move forward thinking that this moment is all that matters

that this moment is all that matters

that this moment is all that matters this conversation this talk you are fine

this conversation this talk you are fine

this conversation this talk you are fine there’s an author who I won’t name

there’s an author who I won’t name

there’s an author who I won’t name because I’m going to paraphrase this

because I’m going to paraphrase this

because I’m going to paraphrase this quote and I’d hate to upset him but that

quote and I’d hate to upset him but that

quote and I’d hate to upset him but that human beings can adjust to anything

human beings can adjust to anything

human beings can adjust to anything given enough time and no choice in the

given enough time and no choice in the

given enough time and no choice in the matter whatsoever

and it’s it’s a wonderful comment and

and it’s it’s a wonderful comment and based on my childhood it’s true you have

based on my childhood it’s true you have

based on my childhood it’s true you have no choice even if you think you’re

no choice even if you think you’re

no choice even if you think you’re making choices you have no choice keep

making choices you have no choice keep

making choices you have no choice keep moving forward the one choice you have

moving forward the one choice you have

moving forward the one choice you have is to engage second-by-second with folks

is to engage second-by-second with folks

is to engage second-by-second with folks the one choice you have is to enter a

the one choice you have is to enter a

the one choice you have is to enter a conversation not seeking not seeking

conversation not seeking not seeking

conversation not seeking not seeking affirmation

affirmation

affirmation not seeking people to back you up and

not seeking people to back you up and

not seeking people to back you up and support you or flatter you what you can

support you or flatter you what you can

support you or flatter you what you can do is go into it seeking answers when

do is go into it seeking answers when

do is go into it seeking answers when you approach conversation don’t approach

you approach conversation don’t approach

you approach conversation don’t approach it like a lawyer like so many people do

it like a lawyer like so many people do

it like a lawyer like so many people do lawyers have that idea of never ask a

lawyers have that idea of never ask a

lawyers have that idea of never ask a question you don’t already know the

question you don’t already know the

question you don’t already know the answer to I have never wanted to

answer to I have never wanted to

answer to I have never wanted to approach a conversation asking anything

approach a conversation asking anything

approach a conversation asking anything but questions I don’t know the answers

but questions I don’t know the answers

but questions I don’t know the answers to I’ve never wanted to go into a

to I’ve never wanted to go into a

to I’ve never wanted to go into a conversation with somebody without

conversation with somebody without

conversation with somebody without thinking there’s something I can glean

thinking there’s something I can glean

thinking there’s something I can glean from them so my challenge to all of you

from them so my challenge to all of you

from them so my challenge to all of you and a way to test yourself is you’re

and a way to test yourself is you’re

and a way to test yourself is you’re about to go on a lunch break you’re

about to go on a lunch break you’re

about to go on a lunch break you’re probably going to talk to somebody

probably going to talk to somebody

probably going to talk to somebody unless you’re totally misanthropic

unless you’re totally misanthropic

unless you’re totally misanthropic you’ve heard a lot today from a lot of

you’ve heard a lot today from a lot of

you’ve heard a lot today from a lot of different speakers and plenty of

different speakers and plenty of

different speakers and plenty of material and I know from listening to

material and I know from listening to

material and I know from listening to darn earlier I’m going to go buy my own

darn earlier I’m going to go buy my own

darn earlier I’m going to go buy my own tombstone right after this very exciting

tombstone right after this very exciting

tombstone right after this very exciting I was trying to tell them that as a Jew

I was trying to tell them that as a Jew

I was trying to tell them that as a Jew I already think about death daily but

I already think about death daily but

I already think about death daily but I’ll do it just just just to save money

I’ll do it just just just to save money

I’ll do it just just just to save money I’ll do it but go out there talk to

I’ll do it but go out there talk to

I’ll do it but go out there talk to somebody and ask them a question really

somebody and ask them a question really

somebody and ask them a question really listen for the answer ask another

listen for the answer ask another

listen for the answer ask another question and another question and

question and another question and

question and another question and another question and you just might find

another question and you just might find

another question and you just might find yourself learning something and you’ll

yourself learning something and you’ll

yourself learning something and you’ll certainly find yourself living

certainly find yourself living

certainly find yourself living extemporaneously thank you so much

extemporaneously thank you so much

extemporaneously thank you so much [Applause]

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