sometimes a movie can transport us with its wit ingenuity and brilliance these
its wit ingenuity and brilliance these
its wit ingenuity and brilliance these are not those movies I’m dr. Nicholas
are not those movies I’m dr. Nicholas
are not those movies I’m dr. Nicholas Nicholas Van Helsing professor of
Nicholas Van Helsing professor of
Nicholas Van Helsing professor of proctology another related tendencies
proctology another related tendencies
proctology another related tendencies welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 movies that are so bad they’re good for
movies that are so bad they’re good for
movies that are so bad they’re good for this list we’re looking at films that
this list we’re looking at films that
this list we’re looking at films that are so poorly written so horribly
are so poorly written so horribly
are so poorly written so horribly produced and so dreadfully acted they
produced and so dreadfully acted they
produced and so dreadfully acted they transcend the realm of awfulness and
transcend the realm of awfulness and
transcend the realm of awfulness and actually become entertaining what’s
actually become entertaining what’s
actually become entertaining what’s wrong with having friends nothing if you
wrong with having friends nothing if you
wrong with having friends nothing if you want to remain a version for life
want to remain a version for life
want to remain a version for life cover number 10 The Wicker Man how to
cover number 10 The Wicker Man how to
cover number 10 The Wicker Man how to get bond how’d it get burned how to
get bond how’d it get burned how to
get bond how’d it get burned how to confirm how to get burn like don’t know
confirm how to get burn like don’t know
confirm how to get burn like don’t know NIC cages frenetic energy and bizarre
NIC cages frenetic energy and bizarre
NIC cages frenetic energy and bizarre overacting are truly what make this
overacting are truly what make this
overacting are truly what make this movie great you’ll probably laugh at me
movie great you’ll probably laugh at me
movie great you’ll probably laugh at me but
but
but hello it’s hard to pinpoint what exactly
hello it’s hard to pinpoint what exactly
hello it’s hard to pinpoint what exactly is supposed to be going on in the film
is supposed to be going on in the film
is supposed to be going on in the film but with the introduction of bear suits
but with the introduction of bear suits
but with the introduction of bear suits killer bees and punching women in the
killer bees and punching women in the
killer bees and punching women in the face it’s easy to get lost so what is
face it’s easy to get lost so what is
face it’s easy to get lost so what is that what is that oh not the Bears Plus
that what is that oh not the Bears Plus
that what is that oh not the Bears Plus who doesn’t want to see someone get bite
who doesn’t want to see someone get bite
who doesn’t want to see someone get bite jacked at gunpoint step away from the
jacked at gunpoint step away from the
jacked at gunpoint step away from the bike take your stupid mask
number nine over the top she’s gonna
number nine over the top she’s gonna hurt wait what do you think of that I
hurt wait what do you think of that I
hurt wait what do you think of that I think your breath stinks the title
think your breath stinks the title
think your breath stinks the title pretty much describes the movie it would
pretty much describes the movie it would
pretty much describes the movie it would be formulaic if there were a formula for
be formulaic if there were a formula for
be formulaic if there were a formula for ridiculous displays of machismo
only one
only one what we love most about over the top is
what we love most about over the top is
what we love most about over the top is that there’s so much gratuitous training
that there’s so much gratuitous training
that there’s so much gratuitous training and bravado in addition to a child
and bravado in addition to a child
and bravado in addition to a child driving a pickup truck and catching a
driving a pickup truck and catching a
driving a pickup truck and catching a flight with no issues we do know that
flight with no issues we do know that
flight with no issues we do know that we’d like to attend an arm-wrestling
we’d like to attend an arm-wrestling
we’d like to attend an arm-wrestling championship though it looks intense
this movie raises several questions
this movie raises several questions namely why what kind of talk is bad why
namely why what kind of talk is bad why
namely why what kind of talk is bad why do they insist on staying at the house
do they insist on staying at the house
do they insist on staying at the house there is no way out of here no way out
there is no way out of here no way out
there is no way out of here no way out why does this master dude need so many
why does this master dude need so many
why does this master dude need so many wives alright my wives live here to the
wives alright my wives live here to the
wives alright my wives live here to the words of muggles and why is this movie
words of muggles and why is this movie
words of muggles and why is this movie so thoroughly bad forgive me madam I
so thoroughly bad forgive me madam I
so thoroughly bad forgive me madam I meant no harm the answer is quite simply
meant no harm the answer is quite simply
meant no harm the answer is quite simply because that’s what makes it awesome the
because that’s what makes it awesome the
because that’s what makes it awesome the abysmal acting the confusing editing the
abysmal acting the confusing editing the
abysmal acting the confusing editing the weirdo story it all adds up to one
weirdo story it all adds up to one
weirdo story it all adds up to one perfect storm of ridiculousness you
perfect storm of ridiculousness you
perfect storm of ridiculousness you really can’t stop watching
really can’t stop watching
really can’t stop watching oh it taught us oh Manos and we have
oh it taught us oh Manos and we have
oh it taught us oh Manos and we have listened number seven Birdemic shock and
listened number seven Birdemic shock and
listened number seven Birdemic shock and terror
stop go touching may be vicious clearly
stop go touching may be vicious clearly inspired by the Alfred Hitchcock classic
inspired by the Alfred Hitchcock classic
inspired by the Alfred Hitchcock classic the birds this clunker is also a classic
the birds this clunker is also a classic
the birds this clunker is also a classic but for all the wrong reasons when are
but for all the wrong reasons when are
but for all the wrong reasons when are you gonna grow up man chicks love cards
you gonna grow up man chicks love cards
you gonna grow up man chicks love cards if you want to get into their pants
if you want to get into their pants
if you want to get into their pants you better have a nice hot Ferrari she’s
you better have a nice hot Ferrari she’s
you better have a nice hot Ferrari she’s my hot fryer besides I love my Mustang
my hot fryer besides I love my Mustang
my hot fryer besides I love my Mustang which is a plug-in hybrid inexplicably
which is a plug-in hybrid inexplicably
which is a plug-in hybrid inexplicably birds have the ability to spit acid and
birds have the ability to spit acid and
birds have the ability to spit acid and have taken to attacking humans and gas
have taken to attacking humans and gas
have taken to attacking humans and gas stations oh and they explode on impact
stations oh and they explode on impact
stations oh and they explode on impact what makes this awful movie particularly
what makes this awful movie particularly
what makes this awful movie particularly wonderful however are the comically
wonderful however are the comically
wonderful however are the comically horrendous special effects that look
horrendous special effects that look
horrendous special effects that look like they were completed on a wing and a
like they were completed on a wing and a
like they were completed on a wing and a prayer
we love movies based on comics when
we love movies based on comics when they’re done well are you crazy
they’re done well are you crazy
they’re done well are you crazy unfortunately not we also love them when
unfortunately not we also love them when
unfortunately not we also love them when they’re done so poorly they become
they’re done so poorly they become
they’re done so poorly they become everything we’ve been looking for bring
everything we’ve been looking for bring
everything we’ve been looking for bring me the boy ones no not the ball worms
me the boy ones no not the ball worms
me the boy ones no not the ball worms Flash Gordon is deliciously can’t be in
Flash Gordon is deliciously can’t be in
Flash Gordon is deliciously can’t be in a self-aware sword away with laughable
a self-aware sword away with laughable
a self-aware sword away with laughable lines and comical action sequences
and with queen doing the soundtrack the
and with queen doing the soundtrack the movie isn’t totally unbearable to watch
it’s an unapologetic ripoff of 1982’s ET
it’s an unapologetic ripoff of 1982’s ET and our only question is why they waited
and our only question is why they waited
and our only question is why they waited so long Mac hilariously short for
so long Mac hilariously short for
so long Mac hilariously short for mysterious alien creature is stranded on
mysterious alien creature is stranded on
mysterious alien creature is stranded on earth in the company of a young boy you
earth in the company of a young boy you
earth in the company of a young boy you can kind of guess that the authorities
can kind of guess that the authorities
can kind of guess that the authorities are going to get involved at some point
are going to get involved at some point
are going to get involved at some point which they do
but honestly it’s just an extended
but honestly it’s just an extended excuse for a really weird McDonald’s
excuse for a really weird McDonald’s
excuse for a really weird McDonald’s commercial we see you McDonald’s and
commercial we see you McDonald’s and
commercial we see you McDonald’s and we’re loving it number four troll to
we’re loving it number four troll to
we’re loving it number four troll to door number popcorn the first warning
door number popcorn the first warning
door number popcorn the first warning sign should have been that there aren’t
sign should have been that there aren’t
sign should have been that there aren’t actually any trolls in the movie we’re
actually any trolls in the movie we’re
actually any trolls in the movie we’re guessing vegetarian goblins probably
guessing vegetarian goblins probably
guessing vegetarian goblins probably wouldn’t have gone over well with
wouldn’t have gone over well with
wouldn’t have gone over well with audiences but at least it’s more honest
audiences but at least it’s more honest
audiences but at least it’s more honest ghosts don’t exist
ghosts don’t exist
ghosts don’t exist godless disease there’s an abundance of
godless disease there’s an abundance of
godless disease there’s an abundance of unintentional hilarity most likely due
unintentional hilarity most likely due
unintentional hilarity most likely due to the language barrier between the
to the language barrier between the
to the language barrier between the Italian crew and the American actors is
Italian crew and the American actors is
Italian crew and the American actors is it true that your family is going on
it true that your family is going on
it true that your family is going on vacation tomorrow yes I’ll come with you
vacation tomorrow yes I’ll come with you
vacation tomorrow yes I’ll come with you okay I’ll tell my father that you’re
okay I’ll tell my father that you’re
okay I’ll tell my father that you’re coming with us tomorrow because we all
coming with us tomorrow because we all
coming with us tomorrow because we all know most American girls spend their
know most American girls spend their
know most American girls spend their time bench-pressing in their bedrooms in
time bench-pressing in their bedrooms in
time bench-pressing in their bedrooms in full weight lifting regalia number three
full weight lifting regalia number three
full weight lifting regalia number three Glen or Glenda I’d like to understand
Glen or Glenda I’d like to understand
Glen or Glenda I’d like to understand this doctor as best you can tell me Edie
this doctor as best you can tell me Edie
this doctor as best you can tell me Edie would left an amazing legacy of
would left an amazing legacy of
would left an amazing legacy of amazingly bad films and we couldn’t be
amazingly bad films and we couldn’t be
amazingly bad films and we couldn’t be more grateful a taboo subject for the
more grateful a taboo subject for the
more grateful a taboo subject for the 1950s the film touches on the topic of
1950s the film touches on the topic of
1950s the film touches on the topic of gender and sexuality through
gender and sexuality through
gender and sexuality through cross-dressing I was put in jail
cross-dressing I was put in jail
cross-dressing I was put in jail recently why because I a man was caught
recently why because I a man was caught
recently why because I a man was caught on the street wearing women’s clothing
on the street wearing women’s clothing
on the street wearing women’s clothing this was my fourth arrest but it does so
this was my fourth arrest but it does so
this was my fourth arrest but it does so in some of the wackiest and ham-fisted
in some of the wackiest and ham-fisted
in some of the wackiest and ham-fisted ways imaginable seven out of ten men
ways imaginable seven out of ten men
ways imaginable seven out of ten men wear a hat displaying would signature
wear a hat displaying would signature
wear a hat displaying would signature confusing plot lines and inconsistent
confusing plot lines and inconsistent
confusing plot lines and inconsistent narrative voices it’s a tour de force in
narrative voices it’s a tour de force in
narrative voices it’s a tour de force in bad movies gone good prepare of the
bad movies gone good prepare of the
bad movies gone good prepare of the green dragon that sits on your doorstep
green dragon that sits on your doorstep
green dragon that sits on your doorstep he eats little boy you should have any
he eats little boy you should have any
he eats little boy you should have any secrets from me I’m your future husband
secrets from me I’m your future husband
secrets from me I’m your future husband number two the room you sure about that
number two the room you sure about that
number two the room you sure about that maybe I’ll change my mind don’t talk
maybe I’ll change my mind don’t talk
maybe I’ll change my mind don’t talk like that once every generation there
like that once every generation there
like that once every generation there comes a film so transformative so
comes a film so transformative so
comes a film so transformative so unprecedented and so mind bogglingly bad
unprecedented and so mind bogglingly bad
unprecedented and so mind bogglingly bad that it defies explanation how was work
that it defies explanation how was work
that it defies explanation how was work today I’m pretty good we got a new
today I’m pretty good we got a new
today I’m pretty good we got a new client
client
client what client I cannot tell you it’s
what client I cannot tell you it’s
what client I cannot tell you it’s confidential oh come on why not
confidential oh come on why not
confidential oh come on why not no I can anyway how is your sex life
no I can anyway how is your sex life
no I can anyway how is your sex life it’s become a quick cult classic for
it’s become a quick cult classic for
it’s become a quick cult classic for it’s strange dialogue embarrassing
it’s strange dialogue embarrassing
it’s strange dialogue embarrassing acting and shoddy sets we’re obsessed
acting and shoddy sets we’re obsessed
acting and shoddy sets we’re obsessed with how bad this movie is and while the
with how bad this movie is and while the
with how bad this movie is and while the director / writer / star Tommy Wiseau
director / writer / star Tommy Wiseau
director / writer / star Tommy Wiseau has tried to play it off as a
has tried to play it off as a
has tried to play it off as a tongue-in-cheek amage to dramatic
tongue-in-cheek amage to dramatic
tongue-in-cheek amage to dramatic filmmaking we know it’s just genuinely
filmmaking we know it’s just genuinely
filmmaking we know it’s just genuinely bad it’s bullshit I did not hit her I
bad it’s bullshit I did not hit her I
bad it’s bullshit I did not hit her I did not oh hi mark but it’s also
did not oh hi mark but it’s also
did not oh hi mark but it’s also genuinely good how much is it it’ll be
genuinely good how much is it it’ll be
genuinely good how much is it it’ll be $18 go keep the change
$18 go keep the change
$18 go keep the change hi doggie you’re my favorite customer
hi doggie you’re my favorite customer
hi doggie you’re my favorite customer thanks a lot bye
thanks a lot bye
thanks a lot bye bye bye before we unveil our top pick
bye bye before we unveil our top pick
bye bye before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
see little creeps are sure ugly oh yeah
see little creeps are sure ugly oh yeah I’ll tell you ugly
back ticket cheer stop antenna he’s
back ticket cheer stop antenna he’s close enough
close enough
close enough turn off your electrode gun Oh number
turn off your electrode gun Oh number
turn off your electrode gun Oh number one plan 9 from outer space I can’t get
one plan 9 from outer space I can’t get
one plan 9 from outer space I can’t get a champ now maybe you boo I’ll drop the
a champ now maybe you boo I’ll drop the
a champ now maybe you boo I’ll drop the gun to the broad Anna
gun to the broad Anna
gun to the broad Anna the member will break contact
the member will break contact
the member will break contact many consider this to be the worst film
many consider this to be the worst film
many consider this to be the worst film ever made
ever made
ever made this isn’t plans one through eight from
this isn’t plans one through eight from
this isn’t plans one through eight from outer space this is plan nine this is
outer space this is plan nine this is
outer space this is plan nine this is the run apart the worst movie ever made
the run apart the worst movie ever made
the run apart the worst movie ever made and we can see why well let’s go down
and we can see why well let’s go down
and we can see why well let’s go down and find out whose grave it is how by
and find out whose grave it is how by
and find out whose grave it is how by going down and finding out from the
going down and finding out from the
going down and finding out from the atrocious dialogue to the ridiculous
atrocious dialogue to the ridiculous
atrocious dialogue to the ridiculous plot we can’t look away you see you see
plot we can’t look away you see you see
plot we can’t look away you see you see your stupid lines stupid stupid
your stupid lines stupid stupid
your stupid lines stupid stupid it’s set the standard for how not to
it’s set the standard for how not to
it’s set the standard for how not to make a movie and yet we wish there were
make a movie and yet we wish there were
make a movie and yet we wish there were more films just like it laughably
more films just like it laughably
more films just like it laughably convoluted the film takes itself far too
convoluted the film takes itself far too
convoluted the film takes itself far too seriously and we seriously appreciate
seriously and we seriously appreciate
seriously and we seriously appreciate that zombies and aliens and Bela Lugosi
that zombies and aliens and Bela Lugosi
that zombies and aliens and Bela Lugosi oh my all forget about the flying
oh my all forget about the flying
oh my all forget about the flying saucers they’re up there but there’s
saucers they’re up there but there’s
saucers they’re up there but there’s something in that cemetery and that’s
something in that cemetery and that’s
something in that cemetery and that’s too close for comfort the sauces are up
too close for comfort the sauces are up
too close for comfort the sauces are up there and the cemeteries out there but
there and the cemeteries out there but
there and the cemeteries out there but I’ll be locked up in there do you agree
I’ll be locked up in there do you agree
I’ll be locked up in there do you agree with our list
what’s your favorite terrible movie oh I
what’s your favorite terrible movie oh I want you so bad it hurts you chew hmm
want you so bad it hurts you chew hmm
want you so bad it hurts you chew hmm for more entertaining top 10s published
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