that’s one way to do it welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
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watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten
counting down our picks for the top ten unconventional movie weapons for this
unconventional movie weapons for this
unconventional movie weapons for this list it goes without saying that the
list it goes without saying that the
list it goes without saying that the focus is not on anything that you would
focus is not on anything that you would
focus is not on anything that you would immediately consider a weapon it’s also
immediately consider a weapon it’s also
immediately consider a weapon it’s also gonna get pretty gnarly so don’t say
gonna get pretty gnarly so don’t say
gonna get pretty gnarly so don’t say that we haven’t oranga number 10
that we haven’t oranga number 10
that we haven’t oranga number 10 basketball deadly friend damn shed let’s
basketball deadly friend damn shed let’s
basketball deadly friend damn shed let’s begin with this ordinary piece of sports
begin with this ordinary piece of sports
begin with this ordinary piece of sports gear when a woman is killed by her
gear when a woman is killed by her
gear when a woman is killed by her abusive father
abusive father
abusive father she’s implanted with the microchip from
she’s implanted with the microchip from
she’s implanted with the microchip from an insane robot
this sends her off on a killing spree as
this sends her off on a killing spree as insane robots are want to do instead of
insane robots are want to do instead of
insane robots are want to do instead of exclusively using her super-strength to
exclusively using her super-strength to
exclusively using her super-strength to murder her victims she uses a basketball
murder her victims she uses a basketball
murder her victims she uses a basketball to smash mama Fratellis skull
number nine stiletto high heels single
number nine stiletto high heels single white female we lean on each other and
white female we lean on each other and
white female we lean on each other and we protect each other
we protect each other
we protect each other what for a best friend you’re nuts you
what for a best friend you’re nuts you
what for a best friend you’re nuts you know that in this flick an obsessed
know that in this flick an obsessed
know that in this flick an obsessed psychotic roommate takes to sleeping
psychotic roommate takes to sleeping
psychotic roommate takes to sleeping with her obsessions boy-toy when he has
with her obsessions boy-toy when he has
with her obsessions boy-toy when he has a crisis of conscience she has a counter
a crisis of conscience she has a counter
a crisis of conscience she has a counter freakout and grows a stiletto at his
freakout and grows a stiletto at his
freakout and grows a stiletto at his head you you won’t have to say a word
head you you won’t have to say a word
head you you won’t have to say a word sweetheart cuz I’m gonna tell him myself
sweetheart cuz I’m gonna tell him myself
sweetheart cuz I’m gonna tell him myself no since this only makes matters worse
no since this only makes matters worse
no since this only makes matters worse she then uses the second shoe to take
she then uses the second shoe to take
she then uses the second shoe to take him out but and that is why female
him out but and that is why female
him out but and that is why female WatchMojo employees are required to wear
WatchMojo employees are required to wear
WatchMojo employees are required to wear flats
flats
flats Hey
number eight porcelain palace a
number eight porcelain palace a Clockwork Orange it’s a very important
Clockwork Orange it’s a very important
Clockwork Orange it’s a very important book about Alex and his droogs love to
book about Alex and his droogs love to
book about Alex and his droogs love to go around raping and torturing the
go around raping and torturing the
go around raping and torturing the innocent all while forever associating
innocent all while forever associating
innocent all while forever associating everyone’s favorite music with these
everyone’s favorite music with these
everyone’s favorite music with these horrific acts Alex goes for even greater
horrific acts Alex goes for even greater
horrific acts Alex goes for even greater shock value when he attacks an artist
shock value when he attacks an artist
shock value when he attacks an artist using the most important member of her
using the most important member of her
using the most important member of her collection that’s right he uses the
collection that’s right he uses the
collection that’s right he uses the hardest object he can find to take her
hardest object he can find to take her
hardest object he can find to take her out
number seven water The Wizard of Oz
number seven water The Wizard of Oz knowing sue I wouldn’t hear of it
knowing sue I wouldn’t hear of it
knowing sue I wouldn’t hear of it why my little party’s just beginning
why my little party’s just beginning
why my little party’s just beginning everyone knows this one and if you don’t
everyone knows this one and if you don’t
everyone knows this one and if you don’t then get ready to be surprised
then get ready to be surprised
then get ready to be surprised while the nasty Wicked Witch of the West
while the nasty Wicked Witch of the West
while the nasty Wicked Witch of the West loves threatening Dorothy’s crew
loves threatening Dorothy’s crew
loves threatening Dorothy’s crew especially with fire oh it turns out
especially with fire oh it turns out
especially with fire oh it turns out that regular old water is her Achilles
that regular old water is her Achilles
that regular old water is her Achilles heel we’re not even talking about
heel we’re not even talking about
heel we’re not even talking about drowning her with it oh god what can we
drowning her with it oh god what can we
drowning her with it oh god what can we say she must have gotten green thanks
say she must have gotten green thanks
say she must have gotten green thanks two years without bathing while this
two years without bathing while this
two years without bathing while this seems to make sense in the fantastical
seems to make sense in the fantastical
seems to make sense in the fantastical world of Oz it still doesn’t explain the
world of Oz it still doesn’t explain the
world of Oz it still doesn’t explain the ending of signs
number six t-bone steak law abiding
number six t-bone steak law abiding citizen so for lunch
citizen so for lunch
citizen so for lunch I would love a 20 ounce porterhouse
I would love a 20 ounce porterhouse
I would love a 20 ounce porterhouse steak medium maybe a little bit charred
steak medium maybe a little bit charred
steak medium maybe a little bit charred with all the trimmings pommes frites
with all the trimmings pommes frites
with all the trimmings pommes frites asparagus butter squash giving up on
asparagus butter squash giving up on
asparagus butter squash giving up on frites Oh Gerard Butler you aren’t just
frites Oh Gerard Butler you aren’t just
frites Oh Gerard Butler you aren’t just a lady killer but a man’s man we say
a lady killer but a man’s man we say
a lady killer but a man’s man we say that because he plays a man who takes
that because he plays a man who takes
that because he plays a man who takes the law into his own hands
the law into his own hands
the law into his own hands and at one point offers up valuable
and at one point offers up valuable
and at one point offers up valuable information for a seemingly harmless
information for a seemingly harmless
information for a seemingly harmless meal this leads him to share his meal
meal this leads him to share his meal
meal this leads him to share his meal with his cellmate nice big piece of you
with his cellmate nice big piece of you
with his cellmate nice big piece of you hey go and buy share we mean stabbed him
hey go and buy share we mean stabbed him
hey go and buy share we mean stabbed him to death with the t-bone from his steak
number five dildo Lock Stock and Two
number five dildo Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Smoking Barrels
Smoking Barrels what sort of fuss about Airy why don’t
what sort of fuss about Airy why don’t
what sort of fuss about Airy why don’t we just boycott the payment let me tell
we just boycott the payment let me tell
we just boycott the payment let me tell you about that shit Larry they say
you about that shit Larry they say
you about that shit Larry they say there’s a fine line between pleasure and
there’s a fine line between pleasure and
there’s a fine line between pleasure and pain however when one of the men in debt
pain however when one of the men in debt
pain however when one of the men in debt to a gangster questions why everyone
to a gangster questions why everyone
to a gangster questions why everyone lacks the balls to stand up to him Jason
lacks the balls to stand up to him Jason
lacks the balls to stand up to him Jason Statham quickly brings him up to speed
Statham quickly brings him up to speed
Statham quickly brings him up to speed with a colorful anecdote within a minute
with a colorful anecdote within a minute
with a colorful anecdote within a minute Ares Rusty’s right reached out for the
Ares Rusty’s right reached out for the
Ares Rusty’s right reached out for the nearest thing ahem which happens to be a
nearest thing ahem which happens to be a
nearest thing ahem which happens to be a 15 inch black rubber cock basically the
15 inch black rubber cock basically the
15 inch black rubber cock basically the last person to miss a payment was given
last person to miss a payment was given
last person to miss a payment was given the shaft haste and proceeded to batter
the shaft haste and proceeded to batter
the shaft haste and proceeded to batter poor Smithee a death with it hence
poor Smithee a death with it hence
poor Smithee a death with it hence actuary is a man you pay if you are
actuary is a man you pay if you are
actuary is a man you pay if you are number four records Shaun of the Dead
number four records Shaun of the Dead
number four records Shaun of the Dead Huggle right Oh Sanda totally not the
Huggle right Oh Sanda totally not the
Huggle right Oh Sanda totally not the Batman centrosome with the apocalypse
Batman centrosome with the apocalypse
Batman centrosome with the apocalypse bearing down on Shaun and his buddy ed
bearing down on Shaun and his buddy ed
bearing down on Shaun and his buddy ed the hapless duo are caught with the
the hapless duo are caught with the
the hapless duo are caught with the realization that they haven’t the
realization that they haven’t the
realization that they haven’t the foggiest idea how to fight back this
foggiest idea how to fight back this
foggiest idea how to fight back this leads them to take the unusual
leads them to take the unusual
leads them to take the unusual opportunity to sort through their record
opportunity to sort through their record
opportunity to sort through their record collection while zombies shamble towards
collection while zombies shamble towards
collection while zombies shamble towards them this really exemplifies how stupid
them this really exemplifies how stupid
them this really exemplifies how stupid they are because everyone knows that VHS
they are because everyone knows that VHS
they are because everyone knows that VHS tapes are the best way to deal with
tapes are the best way to deal with
tapes are the best way to deal with zombies
zombies
zombies Sheldon I
Sheldon I
Sheldon I mrs. mushy get don’t get number three
mrs. mushy get don’t get number three
mrs. mushy get don’t get number three carrot shoot him up Cara it’s good for
carrot shoot him up Cara it’s good for
carrot shoot him up Cara it’s good for your eyesight if the pen is mightier
your eyesight if the pen is mightier
your eyesight if the pen is mightier than the sword
than the sword
than the sword what does that say about carrots in a
what does that say about carrots in a
what does that say about carrots in a film that seeks to redefine the term
film that seeks to redefine the term
film that seeks to redefine the term over-the-top Clive Owens carrot munching
over-the-top Clive Owens carrot munching
over-the-top Clive Owens carrot munching killers uses his comfort food to create
killers uses his comfort food to create
killers uses his comfort food to create a whole lot of discomfort well that and
a whole lot of discomfort well that and
a whole lot of discomfort well that and a bad pun are your vegetables this
a bad pun are your vegetables this
a bad pun are your vegetables this carrot will probably not help you see in
carrot will probably not help you see in
carrot will probably not help you see in the dog number 2 pencil The Dark Knight
the dog number 2 pencil The Dark Knight
the dog number 2 pencil The Dark Knight how about a magic trick I’m gonna make
how about a magic trick I’m gonna make
how about a magic trick I’m gonna make this pencil disappear we did mention
this pencil disappear we did mention
this pencil disappear we did mention that the pen is mightier than the sword
that the pen is mightier than the sword
that the pen is mightier than the sword and pencils are apparently no exception
and pencils are apparently no exception
and pencils are apparently no exception here
here
here Heath’s Joker decides to offer up his
Heath’s Joker decides to offer up his
Heath’s Joker decides to offer up his services to Gotham’s crime lords to show
services to Gotham’s crime lords to show
services to Gotham’s crime lords to show that he’s got the skills to pay the
that he’s got the skills to pay the
that he’s got the skills to pay the bills he offers up an eye-opening magic
bills he offers up an eye-opening magic
bills he offers up an eye-opening magic trick it’s before we unveil our top pick
trick it’s before we unveil our top pick
trick it’s before we unveil our top pick here are a few honorable mentions
so I said number one bowler hat
so I said number one bowler hat Goldfinger remarkable finally we’ve
Goldfinger remarkable finally we’ve
Goldfinger remarkable finally we’ve reached the ultimate undetectable and
reached the ultimate undetectable and
reached the ultimate undetectable and unexpected movie weapon a needlessly
unexpected movie weapon a needlessly
unexpected movie weapon a needlessly bizarre killing device Goldfinger’s
bizarre killing device Goldfinger’s
bizarre killing device Goldfinger’s stone-cold henchman odd-job makes use of
stone-cold henchman odd-job makes use of
stone-cold henchman odd-job makes use of a bowlers hat to take out his targets
a bowlers hat to take out his targets
a bowlers hat to take out his targets that’s right guns are for wimps just
that’s right guns are for wimps just
that’s right guns are for wimps just make sure you don’t ask him to take it
make sure you don’t ask him to take it
make sure you don’t ask him to take it off if you go to a restaurant
agree with our list which unconventional
agree with our list which unconventional movie weapon had you gasping in
movie weapon had you gasping in
movie weapon had you gasping in disbelief or giggling at it’s downright
disbelief or giggling at it’s downright
disbelief or giggling at it’s downright silliness for more unexpected top 10s be
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