victory is theirs welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting
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watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 episodes
down our picks for the top 10 episodes
down our picks for the top 10 episodes of FAMILY GUY number 10
of FAMILY GUY number 10
of FAMILY GUY number 10 Stewie Kills Louis and Louis kill Stewie
Stewie Kills Louis and Louis kill Stewie
Stewie Kills Louis and Louis kill Stewie should be humiliated
should be humiliated
should be humiliated maybe you’ll handcuff her she’ll hate
maybe you’ll handcuff her she’ll hate
maybe you’ll handcuff her she’ll hate that then I shall do that as well and
that then I shall do that as well and
that then I shall do that as well and call her a bitch until I’m hoarse with
call her a bitch until I’m hoarse with
call her a bitch until I’m hoarse with rage
rage
rage maybe smack her ass with a riding crop
maybe smack her ass with a riding crop
maybe smack her ass with a riding crop and watch her go to town on herself yes
and watch her go to town on herself yes
and watch her go to town on herself yes what with celebrity cameos galore this
what with celebrity cameos galore this
what with celebrity cameos galore this two-parter shows what might happen if
two-parter shows what might happen if
two-parter shows what might happen if Stewie ever gets the chance to murder
Stewie ever gets the chance to murder
Stewie ever gets the chance to murder Lois and take over the world why are you
Lois and take over the world why are you
Lois and take over the world why are you doing with that gun something I should
doing with that gun something I should
doing with that gun something I should have done a very long time ago violent
have done a very long time ago violent
have done a very long time ago violent bloody and frankly unbelievable it’s
bloody and frankly unbelievable it’s
bloody and frankly unbelievable it’s full of twisted plots trademark
full of twisted plots trademark
full of twisted plots trademark pop-culture jabs I haven’t been this
pop-culture jabs I haven’t been this
pop-culture jabs I haven’t been this disappointed since I saw the lake house
disappointed since I saw the lake house
disappointed since I saw the lake house and did we mention violence bring it on
and did we mention violence bring it on
and did we mention violence bring it on bitch
bitch
bitch time for me to finish what I started
time for me to finish what I started
time for me to finish what I started anyway
however it was all a dream so what
however it was all a dream so what you’re saying is that what you
you’re saying is that what you
you’re saying is that what you experienced in the simulation didn’t
experienced in the simulation didn’t
experienced in the simulation didn’t really happen or even matter yes that’s
really happen or even matter yes that’s
really happen or even matter yes that’s correct
correct
correct so it was sort of like a dream no it was
so it was sort of like a dream no it was
so it was sort of like a dream no it was a simulation simulation whatever and as
a simulation simulation whatever and as
a simulation simulation whatever and as any good show will do they rip on one of
any good show will do they rip on one of
any good show will do they rip on one of the least like TV finales ever at least
the least like TV finales ever at least
the least like TV finales ever at least it didn’t like The Sopranos where it
it didn’t like The Sopranos where it
it didn’t like The Sopranos where it just cut to black and mid sent number
just cut to black and mid sent number
just cut to black and mid sent number nine Patriot Games I don’t believe this
nine Patriot Games I don’t believe this
nine Patriot Games I don’t believe this I just lost a $50 bet you know Mike
I just lost a $50 bet you know Mike
I just lost a $50 bet you know Mike Tyson once beat up his wife but there’s
Tyson once beat up his wife but there’s
Tyson once beat up his wife but there’s nothing funny about that you can’t have
nothing funny about that you can’t have
nothing funny about that you can’t have a football episode without Tom Brady mr.
a football episode without Tom Brady mr.
a football episode without Tom Brady mr. Brady
Brady
Brady would you please sign my Trapper Keeper
would you please sign my Trapper Keeper
would you please sign my Trapper Keeper after meeting him at a reunion Brady
after meeting him at a reunion Brady
after meeting him at a reunion Brady hires Peter for the Patriots Peter that
hires Peter for the Patriots Peter that
hires Peter for the Patriots Peter that was amazing I’ve never seen a guy your
was amazing I’ve never seen a guy your
was amazing I’ve never seen a guy your size who could move like that how would
size who could move like that how would
size who could move like that how would you like to play for the New England
you like to play for the New England
you like to play for the New England Patriots oh I’d love to say listen Matt
Patriots oh I’d love to say listen Matt
Patriots oh I’d love to say listen Matt Tom could you get me a towel I throw up
Tom could you get me a towel I throw up
Tom could you get me a towel I throw up on the floor
on the floor
on the floor sure and could you also get another
sure and could you also get another
sure and could you also get another towel I also throw up on this
towel I also throw up on this
towel I also throw up on this gentleman’s bear lamp could you wet the
gentleman’s bear lamp could you wet the
gentleman’s bear lamp could you wet the towel wet the towel Tom but of course
towel wet the towel Tom but of course
towel wet the towel Tom but of course Peter screws it up and gets himself
Peter screws it up and gets himself
Peter screws it up and gets himself traded to London’s silly nannies hi I’m
traded to London’s silly nannies hi I’m
traded to London’s silly nannies hi I’m Peter Griffin I mean new player
Peter Griffin I mean new player
Peter Griffin I mean new player oh yes Peter welcome to the silly
oh yes Peter welcome to the silly
oh yes Peter welcome to the silly nannies I’m the quarterback Leslie this
nannies I’m the quarterback Leslie this
nannies I’m the quarterback Leslie this is our team
oh crap
oh crap meanwhile Stewie’s a bookie and when
meanwhile Stewie’s a bookie and when
meanwhile Stewie’s a bookie and when Brian can’t pay up he beats the
Brian can’t pay up he beats the
Brian can’t pay up he beats the ever-loving crap out of him
ever-loving crap out of him
ever-loving crap out of him mmm that’s good Oh Jay with offensive
mmm that’s good Oh Jay with offensive
mmm that’s good Oh Jay with offensive historical references do you know he
historical references do you know he
historical references do you know he spent $30,000 on a wax sculpture of
spent $30,000 on a wax sculpture of
spent $30,000 on a wax sculpture of Harriet Tubman doin Gwyneth Paltrow and
Harriet Tubman doin Gwyneth Paltrow and
Harriet Tubman doin Gwyneth Paltrow and even a song sequence is usually this
even a song sequence is usually this
even a song sequence is usually this one’s got all the hallmarks of a Family
one’s got all the hallmarks of a Family
one’s got all the hallmarks of a Family Guy classic number eight and then there
Guy classic number eight and then there
Guy classic number eight and then there were fewer we’re going and that’s that
were fewer we’re going and that’s that
were fewer we’re going and that’s that I’m at a rest of it
I’m at a rest of it
I’m at a rest of it you mean RSVP don’t request a VP no
you mean RSVP don’t request a VP no
you mean RSVP don’t request a VP no she’s Secretary of State Rhode Island
she’s Secretary of State Rhode Island
she’s Secretary of State Rhode Island what I don’t understand what’s happening
what I don’t understand what’s happening
what I don’t understand what’s happening we’re going to a party yeah it’s a
we’re going to a party yeah it’s a
we’re going to a party yeah it’s a murder mystery Family Guy style when
murder mystery Family Guy style when
murder mystery Family Guy style when James Woods invites the people of Quahog
James Woods invites the people of Quahog
James Woods invites the people of Quahog to his eerie mansion to make amends for
to his eerie mansion to make amends for
to his eerie mansion to make amends for his misdeeds good evening everyone
his misdeeds good evening everyone
his misdeeds good evening everyone James what everything goes wrong and
James what everything goes wrong and
James what everything goes wrong and people end up dead did the cork hit me
people end up dead did the cork hit me
people end up dead did the cork hit me and unlike other cartoons they stay dead
and unlike other cartoons they stay dead
and unlike other cartoons they stay dead oh my god Uriel my sweet Uriel she was
oh my god Uriel my sweet Uriel she was
oh my god Uriel my sweet Uriel she was so young she was so beautiful
so young she was so beautiful
so young she was so beautiful she was so generous we were married
she was so generous we were married
she was so generous we were married spoiler alert
spoiler alert
spoiler alert news anchor estai Ann Simmons is behind
news anchor estai Ann Simmons is behind
news anchor estai Ann Simmons is behind the carnage and mayhem oh my god oh my
the carnage and mayhem oh my god oh my
the carnage and mayhem oh my god oh my god it was you
god it was you
god it was you jana killa but what’s even more shocking
jana killa but what’s even more shocking
jana killa but what’s even more shocking is that the episode ends with Stewie
is that the episode ends with Stewie
is that the episode ends with Stewie saving yes saving his mother’s life
saving yes saving his mother’s life
saving yes saving his mother’s life thank you
[Music]
[Music] anybody’s gonna take that bitch down
anybody’s gonna take that bitch down
anybody’s gonna take that bitch down it’s gonna be me
it’s gonna be me
it’s gonna be me number seven blue harvest you’re right
number seven blue harvest you’re right
number seven blue harvest you’re right that’s what I do that’s my thing but a
that’s what I do that’s my thing but a
that’s what I do that’s my thing but a hell of a week though
hell of a week though
hell of a week though hell of a week with no electricity to
hell of a week with no electricity to
hell of a week with no electricity to keep them entertained the Griffin’s tell
keep them entertained the Griffin’s tell
keep them entertained the Griffin’s tell each other the greatest story ever told
each other the greatest story ever told
each other the greatest story ever told Star Wars this is the story of Star Wars
Star Wars this is the story of Star Wars
Star Wars this is the story of Star Wars let’s begin with part four with each
let’s begin with part four with each
let’s begin with part four with each cast member taking on a role from the
cast member taking on a role from the
cast member taking on a role from the iconic sci-fi franchise would you rather
iconic sci-fi franchise would you rather
iconic sci-fi franchise would you rather do the hutt right after a shower
do the hutt right after a shower
do the hutt right after a shower or a service droid was a service droid
or a service droid was a service droid
or a service droid was a service droid what are you doing you can kiss the
what are you doing you can kiss the
what are you doing you can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister
lower part of the back of the canister
lower part of the back of the canister that is my body as well as celebrity
that is my body as well as celebrity
that is my body as well as celebrity cameos too numerous to mention Clark I
cameos too numerous to mention Clark I
cameos too numerous to mention Clark I don’t like the look at this neighborhood
don’t like the look at this neighborhood
don’t like the look at this neighborhood come on Ellen it’s important for the
come on Ellen it’s important for the
come on Ellen it’s important for the kids to witness the plight of the
kids to witness the plight of the
kids to witness the plight of the rebellion kids you noticing all this
rebellion kids you noticing all this
rebellion kids you noticing all this plight and shot-for-shot remake of the
plight and shot-for-shot remake of the
plight and shot-for-shot remake of the original movie the episode is not only
original movie the episode is not only
original movie the episode is not only enjoyable for Star Wars fans I don’t
enjoyable for Star Wars fans I don’t
enjoyable for Star Wars fans I don’t know why they call it Hoth but should
know why they call it Hoth but should
know why they call it Hoth but should call it cold okay settle down I’m up
call it cold okay settle down I’m up
call it cold okay settle down I’m up after the band thank you we’re the
after the band thank you we’re the
after the band thank you we’re the Cantina band if you have any requests
Cantina band if you have any requests
Cantina band if you have any requests shout them out all right same song here
shout them out all right same song here
shout them out all right same song here we go it’s success eventually resulted
we go it’s success eventually resulted
we go it’s success eventually resulted in more Family Guy Star Wars parodies
in more Family Guy Star Wars parodies
in more Family Guy Star Wars parodies actually going into an asteroid field
actually going into an asteroid field
actually going into an asteroid field well it’s either there to go into the
well it’s either there to go into the
well it’s either there to go into the Strawberry Fields you know what I’m
Strawberry Fields you know what I’m
Strawberry Fields you know what I’m getting into is one-legged chicks
getting into is one-legged chicks
getting into is one-legged chicks yeah Pole what’s your new wife’s name
yeah Pole what’s your new wife’s name
yeah Pole what’s your new wife’s name peg that’ll be enough of that lad how
peg that’ll be enough of that lad how
peg that’ll be enough of that lad how about Eileen huh Ringo got it number six
about Eileen huh Ringo got it number six
about Eileen huh Ringo got it number six I dream of Jesus otherwise known as the
I dream of Jesus otherwise known as the
I dream of Jesus otherwise known as the one with surfin bird’ holy Oh back then
one with surfin bird’ holy Oh back then
one with surfin bird’ holy Oh back then was like age today except people who
was like age today except people who
was like age today except people who have polio get into heaven
have polio get into heaven
have polio get into heaven however everybody said oh my god this is
however everybody said oh my god this is
however everybody said oh my god this is surfin bird’ by the trash man this is my
surfin bird’ by the trash man this is my
surfin bird’ by the trash man this is my favorite song of all time Peter’s
favorite song of all time Peter’s
favorite song of all time Peter’s obsession with that song Oh have you not
obsession with that song Oh have you not
obsession with that song Oh have you not heard it was my understanding that
heard it was my understanding that
heard it was my understanding that everyone had heard heard what Brian
everyone had heard heard what Brian
everyone had heard heard what Brian don’t
don’t
don’t but very good way the weather bad by
but very good way the weather bad by
but very good way the weather bad by size separator and the subsequent office
size separator and the subsequent office
size separator and the subsequent office space style beating his copy takes
space style beating his copy takes
space style beating his copy takes [Music]
leads him to a record store where he
leads him to a record store where he encounters Jesus you weren’t you look
encounters Jesus you weren’t you look
encounters Jesus you weren’t you look familiar do I know you
familiar do I know you
familiar do I know you after convincing him to make his second
after convincing him to make his second
after convincing him to make his second coming the son of the Lord follows in
coming the son of the Lord follows in
coming the son of the Lord follows in the footsteps of so many stars and ends
the footsteps of so many stars and ends
the footsteps of so many stars and ends up a train wreck tonight’s top story
up a train wreck tonight’s top story
up a train wreck tonight’s top story local record shop employee Jesus Christ
local record shop employee Jesus Christ
local record shop employee Jesus Christ was found in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment
was found in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment
was found in Mary Kate Olsen’s apartment this morning face-down and unconscious
this morning face-down and unconscious
this morning face-down and unconscious police revived and arrested the
police revived and arrested the
police revived and arrested the disoriented Jesus who was quoted as
disoriented Jesus who was quoted as
disoriented Jesus who was quoted as saying Jews are responsible for all the
saying Jews are responsible for all the
saying Jews are responsible for all the world’s wars harsh yes
world’s wars harsh yes
world’s wars harsh yes blasphemous probably but that’s why we
blasphemous probably but that’s why we
blasphemous probably but that’s why we love it and Jesus come and hug and
love it and Jesus come and hug and
love it and Jesus come and hug and squeezes cuz you know that he’s are
squeezes cuz you know that he’s are
squeezes cuz you know that he’s are simply Christ’s horrific dude number 5
simply Christ’s horrific dude number 5
simply Christ’s horrific dude number 5 PTV welcome to midnight cue this episode
PTV welcome to midnight cue this episode
PTV welcome to midnight cue this episode is basically one big screw you to
is basically one big screw you to
is basically one big screw you to network censors you’ve got to censor
network censors you’ve got to censor
network censors you’ve got to censor television you fools
television you fools
television you fools now follow my orders when the FCC begins
now follow my orders when the FCC begins
now follow my orders when the FCC begins censoring all television after an
censoring all television after an
censoring all television after an unfortunate Emmy incident after david
unfortunate Emmy incident after david
unfortunate Emmy incident after david Hyde Pierce created a major controversy
Hyde Pierce created a major controversy
Hyde Pierce created a major controversy at the Emmys last night when a trouser
at the Emmys last night when a trouser
at the Emmys last night when a trouser malfunction caused him to expose his
malfunction caused him to expose his
malfunction caused him to expose his testicles Peter decides his only course
testicles Peter decides his only course
testicles Peter decides his only course of action is to start his own network hi
of action is to start his own network hi
of action is to start his own network hi I’m Peter Griffin and you’re watching P
I’m Peter Griffin and you’re watching P
I’m Peter Griffin and you’re watching P TV well you get to watch your favorite
TV well you get to watch your favorite
TV well you get to watch your favorite shows as nature intended them with all a
shows as nature intended them with all a
shows as nature intended them with all a sex violence wearing and frats intact
sex violence wearing and frats intact
sex violence wearing and frats intact yada yada yada the FCC doesn’t love that
yada yada yada the FCC doesn’t love that
yada yada yada the FCC doesn’t love that so they start censoring everything what
so they start censoring everything what
so they start censoring everything what are you doing censoring real life his
are you doing censoring real life his
are you doing censoring real life his chin looks like balls you want me to
chin looks like balls you want me to
chin looks like balls you want me to cover that to episode highlight is tough
cover that to episode highlight is tough
cover that to episode highlight is tough to pinpoint it’s a tie between Homer
to pinpoint it’s a tie between Homer
to pinpoint it’s a tie between Homer Simpson’s cameo
the Peter Griffin sideboob our check out
the Peter Griffin sideboob our check out this shine boob
this shine boob
this shine boob how about vet side boob bet turn yawn
how about vet side boob bet turn yawn
how about vet side boob bet turn yawn well it shouldn’t
well it shouldn’t
well it shouldn’t cuz that’s my side boob and the freaking
cuz that’s my side boob and the freaking
cuz that’s my side boob and the freaking FCC song
number four road to the multiverse point
number four road to the multiverse point oh my god
oh my god
oh my god yes he’s something isn’t he are those
yes he’s something isn’t he are those
yes he’s something isn’t he are those fists Deborah show a big one of Family
fists Deborah show a big one of Family
fists Deborah show a big one of Family Guy’s many road to shows this episode
Guy’s many road to shows this episode
Guy’s many road to shows this episode gives Stewie and Brian a special remote
gives Stewie and Brian a special remote
gives Stewie and Brian a special remote that lets them travel to parallel
that lets them travel to parallel
that lets them travel to parallel universes what’s that it’s how I got the
universes what’s that it’s how I got the
universes what’s that it’s how I got the pig you ever heard of the multiverse
pig you ever heard of the multiverse
pig you ever heard of the multiverse theory Brian well of course I have but
theory Brian well of course I have but
theory Brian well of course I have but I’m wondering if you have oh my god so
I’m wondering if you have oh my god so
I’m wondering if you have oh my god so transparent we’re dogs rule in humans
transparent we’re dogs rule in humans
transparent we’re dogs rule in humans drool JFK was never president Wow so I
drool JFK was never president Wow so I
drool JFK was never president Wow so I guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot
guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot
guess Lee Harvey Oswald never shot Kennedy no he shot man McCheese
Kennedy no he shot man McCheese
Kennedy no he shot man McCheese [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] and other animation styles are king
and other animation styles are king
and other animation styles are king ambitious sardonic and edgy this episode
ambitious sardonic and edgy this episode
ambitious sardonic and edgy this episode is typically pop-culture heavy with
is typically pop-culture heavy with
is typically pop-culture heavy with Flintstones references I now I must have
Flintstones references I now I must have
Flintstones references I now I must have had four rock Azam’s and glad you bought
had four rock Azam’s and glad you bought
had four rock Azam’s and glad you bought that rock ring but we still always use a
that rock ring but we still always use a
that rock ring but we still always use a rock for acting I’m riveted for your
rock for acting I’m riveted for your
rock for acting I’m riveted for your pleasure
pleasure
pleasure Disney references what the hell what’s
Disney references what the hell what’s
Disney references what the hell what’s happened to us
happened to us
happened to us I don’t know but suddenly I feel all
I don’t know but suddenly I feel all
I don’t know but suddenly I feel all sweet and warm and fuzzy and even Robot
sweet and warm and fuzzy and even Robot
sweet and warm and fuzzy and even Robot Chicken references we were in the Robot
Chicken references we were in the Robot
Chicken references we were in the Robot Chicken universe well you guys moved
Chicken universe well you guys moved
Chicken universe well you guys moved your block in a TV however the
your block in a TV however the
your block in a TV however the live-action universe still freaks us out
live-action universe still freaks us out
live-action universe still freaks us out Bryan this feels weird
Bryan this feels weird
Bryan this feels weird hit the button number three a Mission
hit the button number three a Mission
hit the button number three a Mission Impossible okay insert rod support a
Impossible okay insert rod support a
Impossible okay insert rod support a into slot B that’s what you say that’s
into slot B that’s what you say that’s
into slot B that’s what you say that’s what she said one more time I’m gonna
what she said one more time I’m gonna
what she said one more time I’m gonna pop you somebody on this show really
pop you somebody on this show really
pop you somebody on this show really loves Star Wars
loves Star Wars
loves Star Wars [Music]
in one of his most mischievous plans yet
in one of his most mischievous plans yet Stewie attempts to prevent his parents
Stewie attempts to prevent his parents
Stewie attempts to prevent his parents from conceiving another baby another
from conceiving another baby another
from conceiving another baby another baby but I’m the baby I’ve induced well
baby but I’m the baby I’ve induced well
baby but I’m the baby I’ve induced well they want to replace me by like cheeks
they want to replace me by like cheeks
they want to replace me by like cheeks of pinchable my bottom is smooth my
of pinchable my bottom is smooth my
of pinchable my bottom is smooth my laugh is heartwarming thus cementing his
laugh is heartwarming thus cementing his
laugh is heartwarming thus cementing his youngest born status what the devil do
youngest born status what the devil do
youngest born status what the devil do you think happened to Bobby when they
you think happened to Bobby when they
you think happened to Bobby when they added cousin oliver to the brady bunch
added cousin oliver to the brady bunch
added cousin oliver to the brady bunch oliver did you break this vase no the
oliver did you break this vase no the
oliver did you break this vase no the floor did you get back in the garage he
floor did you get back in the garage he
floor did you get back in the garage he does so by shrinking himself down
does so by shrinking himself down
does so by shrinking himself down entering his father’s body and shooting
entering his father’s body and shooting
entering his father’s body and shooting all his sperm of course he will then I
all his sperm of course he will then I
all his sperm of course he will then I can’t stop them from the outside I’ll
can’t stop them from the outside I’ll
can’t stop them from the outside I’ll stop them from the inside but while
stop them from the inside but while
stop them from the inside but while inside he meets his brother to be and
inside he meets his brother to be and
inside he meets his brother to be and New Found nemesis Bertram who proves to
New Found nemesis Bertram who proves to
New Found nemesis Bertram who proves to be a formidable opponent you came on as
be a formidable opponent you came on as
be a formidable opponent you came on as we agreed admirable but foolish
it’s getting to be ashamed to destroy
it’s getting to be ashamed to destroy such a worthy adversary
such a worthy adversary
such a worthy adversary number two de boom yeah there’s nothing
number two de boom yeah there’s nothing
number two de boom yeah there’s nothing like a party at someone else’s house you
like a party at someone else’s house you
like a party at someone else’s house you never have to worry about cleaning up
never have to worry about cleaning up
never have to worry about cleaning up the mess
not only is this Ernie the giant
not only is this Ernie the giant chickens first episode it’s also Mila
chickens first episode it’s also Mila
chickens first episode it’s also Mila Kunis’s first episode as Meg yeah and I
Kunis’s first episode as Meg yeah and I
Kunis’s first episode as Meg yeah and I could be getting felt up by Kevin now
could be getting felt up by Kevin now
could be getting felt up by Kevin now mag don’t you give it all away up front
mag don’t you give it all away up front
mag don’t you give it all away up front make him work fine she and the rest of
make him work fine she and the rest of
make him work fine she and the rest of the Griffins survived y2k into the new
the Griffins survived y2k into the new
the Griffins survived y2k into the new millennium locked in a basement with
millennium locked in a basement with
millennium locked in a basement with imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil
imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil
imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong emerging to a world where
Armstrong emerging to a world where
Armstrong emerging to a world where Cleveland and Quagmire are one make
Cleveland and Quagmire are one make
Cleveland and Quagmire are one make leave Maya that’s quag ‘land crackland
leave Maya that’s quag ‘land crackland
leave Maya that’s quag ‘land crackland oh you must be dreaming
oh you must be dreaming
oh you must be dreaming a Twinkie Factory offers salvation and
a Twinkie Factory offers salvation and
a Twinkie Factory offers salvation and octo Stewie lays a thousand eggs I say
octo Stewie lays a thousand eggs I say
octo Stewie lays a thousand eggs I say I’ve laid an egg that wasn’t so bad I
I’ve laid an egg that wasn’t so bad I
I’ve laid an egg that wasn’t so bad I don’t know what these women are always
don’t know what these women are always
don’t know what these women are always complaining among its pantheon of pop
complaining among its pantheon of pop
complaining among its pantheon of pop culture references it Tom Selleck come
culture references it Tom Selleck come
culture references it Tom Selleck come on down the hatch is a sneaky
on down the hatch is a sneaky
on down the hatch is a sneaky live-action Dallas spoof where we find
live-action Dallas spoof where we find
live-action Dallas spoof where we find out it was all a dream
out it was all a dream
out it was all a dream Bobby I just had the weirdest dream I
Bobby I just had the weirdest dream I
Bobby I just had the weirdest dream I dreamt I saw the strangest episode of
dreamt I saw the strangest episode of
dreamt I saw the strangest episode of Family Guy and there was a giant chicken
Family Guy and there was a giant chicken
Family Guy and there was a giant chicken and Stewie was it’s all right
and Stewie was it’s all right
and Stewie was it’s all right everything’s gonna be okay before we
everything’s gonna be okay before we
everything’s gonna be okay before we unveil our number-one pick here are a
unveil our number-one pick here are a
unveil our number-one pick here are a few honorable mentions
few honorable mentions
few honorable mentions I got it that’s the guy from big Tom
I got it that’s the guy from big Tom
I got it that’s the guy from big Tom Hanks that’s it Oh funny guy Tom Hanks
Hanks that’s it Oh funny guy Tom Hanks
Hanks that’s it Oh funny guy Tom Hanks everything he says is a stitch I have
everything he says is a stitch I have
everything he says is a stitch I have AIDS
and what’s the deal with the razor blade
and what’s the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom are people actually
slot in the bathroom are people actually
slot in the bathroom are people actually shave it in there oh my god this is
shave it in there oh my god this is
shave it in there oh my god this is almost as bad as my bath with Kathy
almost as bad as my bath with Kathy
almost as bad as my bath with Kathy Bates yeah I think I’m gonna get out
Bates yeah I think I’m gonna get out
Bates yeah I think I’m gonna get out what are all these parallelograms doing
what are all these parallelograms doing
what are all these parallelograms doing here
here
here you mean paraplegics knock-knock what’s
you mean paraplegics knock-knock what’s
you mean paraplegics knock-knock what’s the problem champ you you’ve given me a
the problem champ you you’ve given me a
the problem champ you you’ve given me a wonderful life I love you all
number one peat hearted man I hate
number one peat hearted man I hate Trivial Pursuit always makes me feel so
Trivial Pursuit always makes me feel so
Trivial Pursuit always makes me feel so stupid more stupid than that time you
stupid more stupid than that time you
stupid more stupid than that time you locked your keys out of the car dammit
locked your keys out of the car dammit
locked your keys out of the car dammit hey hey somebody you know you shouldn’t
hey hey somebody you know you shouldn’t
hey hey somebody you know you shouldn’t laugh Peters no genius contrary to what
laugh Peters no genius contrary to what
laugh Peters no genius contrary to what he thinks well is is he gonna talk down
he thinks well is is he gonna talk down
he thinks well is is he gonna talk down to everyone just because you won a game
to everyone just because you won a game
to everyone just because you won a game of Trivial Pursuit perhaps well if you
of Trivial Pursuit perhaps well if you
of Trivial Pursuit perhaps well if you qualify as a genius the foundation will
qualify as a genius the foundation will
qualify as a genius the foundation will give you a $500,000 grant just to sit
give you a $500,000 grant just to sit
give you a $500,000 grant just to sit around and do whatever you want
around and do whatever you want
around and do whatever you want Wow imagine what a genius like me could
Wow imagine what a genius like me could
Wow imagine what a genius like me could do with all that money but after finding
do with all that money but after finding
do with all that money but after finding out he’s mentally challenged Oh Peter
out he’s mentally challenged Oh Peter
out he’s mentally challenged Oh Peter according to this you’re not a genius
according to this you’re not a genius
according to this you’re not a genius in fact you’re mentally retarded oh yeah
in fact you’re mentally retarded oh yeah
in fact you’re mentally retarded oh yeah well what a mentally retarded guy I’ve
well what a mentally retarded guy I’ve
well what a mentally retarded guy I’ve hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to
hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to
hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of his house in celebration
level half of his house in celebration
level half of his house in celebration of his fantastic test results um maybe
of his fantastic test results um maybe
of his fantastic test results um maybe Peter discovers he can get away with
Peter discovers he can get away with
Peter discovers he can get away with everything thanks to his newfound
everything thanks to his newfound
everything thanks to his newfound reputation as the town retard of course
reputation as the town retard of course
reputation as the town retard of course that loses him as kids lines his wife in
that loses him as kids lines his wife in
that loses him as kids lines his wife in the hospital etc but it all works out in
the hospital etc but it all works out in
the hospital etc but it all works out in the end mr. Griffin do you have anything
the end mr. Griffin do you have anything
the end mr. Griffin do you have anything to say in your defense as to why this
to say in your defense as to why this
to say in your defense as to why this Court should return custody of your
Court should return custody of your
Court should return custody of your children to you Your Honor I would like
children to you Your Honor I would like
children to you Your Honor I would like to call to the stand my surprise witness
to call to the stand my surprise witness
to call to the stand my surprise witness the ghost that never lies but I’m the
the ghost that never lies but I’m the
the ghost that never lies but I’m the only one who can see him and hear him so
only one who can see him and hear him so
only one who can see him and hear him so I’ll let everyone know what he’s saying
I’ll let everyone know what he’s saying
I’ll let everyone know what he’s saying and doing objection your honor this is
and doing objection your honor this is
and doing objection your honor this is ridiculous overruled
ridiculous overruled
ridiculous overruled I’ll allow it best line of the show goes
I’ll allow it best line of the show goes
I’ll allow it best line of the show goes to Stewie by the way so timid
to Stewie by the way so timid
to Stewie by the way so timid is there any tread left on the tires at
is there any tread left on the tires at
is there any tread left on the tires at all or at this point would be like
all or at this point would be like
all or at this point would be like throwing a hot dog down the hallway with
throwing a hot dog down the hallway with
throwing a hot dog down the hallway with over 200 episodes of FAMILY GUY in the
over 200 episodes of FAMILY GUY in the
over 200 episodes of FAMILY GUY in the can we’re sure we’ve left out a few of
can we’re sure we’ve left out a few of
can we’re sure we’ve left out a few of your favorites please rise now sit on it
your favorites please rise now sit on it
your favorites please rise now sit on it the Fonz be with you which do you think
the Fonz be with you which do you think
the Fonz be with you which do you think is best well I just covered my entire
is best well I just covered my entire
is best well I just covered my entire private area with honey now we’re just
private area with honey now we’re just
private area with honey now we’re just waiting for the bees giggity for more
waiting for the bees giggity for more
waiting for the bees giggity for more top 10s published every day be sure to
top 10s published every day be sure to
top 10s published every day be sure to subscribe to watchmojo.com although he
subscribe to watchmojo.com although he
subscribe to watchmojo.com although he did give me something right before he
did give me something right before he
did give me something right before he disappeared what something very special
disappeared what something very special
disappeared what something very special Lois what is it dad what you haven’t
Lois what is it dad what you haven’t
Lois what is it dad what you haven’t heard
heard
heard well a bird bird bird the birds a winner
well a bird bird bird the birds a winner
well a bird bird bird the birds a winner will a bird bird bird suppose away
will a bird bird bird suppose away
will a bird bird bird suppose away developer bad bird suppose the word
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