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you know there he is on the downrod on

you know there he is on the downrod on the bite oh dude what happened that time

the bite oh dude what happened that time

the bite oh dude what happened that time there are no wait no nothing I don’t

there are no wait no nothing I don’t

there are no wait no nothing I don’t know we’re at the bottom of the fleet

know we’re at the bottom of the fleet

know we’re at the bottom of the fleet and we’re never gonna get out of the

and we’re never gonna get out of the

and we’re never gonna get out of the bottom if this keeps happening

bottom if this keeps happening

bottom if this keeps happening come on yep trying to figure it out

come on yep trying to figure it out

come on yep trying to figure it out another crotch break I’d say we’ve had

another crotch break I’d say we’ve had

another crotch break I’d say we’ve had seven crotch breaks so far the season

seven crotch breaks so far the season

seven crotch breaks so far the season let’s say that an average tuna goes for

let’s say that an average tuna goes for

let’s say that an average tuna goes for about five grand

about five grand

about five grand that’s $35,000 lost on the bite I’m

that’s $35,000 lost on the bite I’m

that’s $35,000 lost on the bite I’m gonna puke

gonna puke

gonna puke there’s some force against me maybe this

there’s some force against me maybe this

there’s some force against me maybe this is karma getting me where it really

is karma getting me where it really

is karma getting me where it really hurts bro I catch them all this line all

hurts bro I catch them all this line all

hurts bro I catch them all this line all that what doesn’t work I’ve never seen

that what doesn’t work I’ve never seen

that what doesn’t work I’ve never seen so many crotch breaks in my life here

so many crotch breaks in my life here

so many crotch breaks in my life here bran brand-new Graham more brand-new

bran brand-new Graham more brand-new

bran brand-new Graham more brand-new everything we’d be Newsies brand new

thank you I’ve never had this many

thank you I’ve never had this many crotch breaks in a row it’s ridiculous I

crotch breaks in a row it’s ridiculous I

crotch breaks in a row it’s ridiculous I don’t know what to do anymore

don’t know what to do anymore

don’t know what to do anymore if we don’t catch a fish I don’t get a

if we don’t catch a fish I don’t get a

if we don’t catch a fish I don’t get a paycheck and that’s not okay it’s like a

paycheck and that’s not okay it’s like a

paycheck and that’s not okay it’s like a gremlin or something on the boat they

gremlin or something on the boat they

gremlin or something on the boat they got like a bilge fairy or something that

got like a bilge fairy or something that

got like a bilge fairy or something that doesn’t want us to catch tuna tuna fish

doesn’t want us to catch tuna tuna fish

doesn’t want us to catch tuna tuna fish in a tough season Manor losing him on

in a tough season Manor losing him on

in a tough season Manor losing him on the swivel connection every single time

the swivel connection every single time

the swivel connection every single time every single time we’re losing where we

every single time we’re losing where we

every single time we’re losing where we kept our main line or leader main line

kept our main line or leader main line

kept our main line or leader main line keeps breaking

keeps breaking

keeps breaking we’ve used every brand of line all

we’ve used every brand of line all

we’ve used every brand of line all different contests the stuff that’s

different contests the stuff that’s

different contests the stuff that’s happening to us like I don’t know what

happening to us like I don’t know what

happening to us like I don’t know what kind of bad juju we got this is this

kind of bad juju we got this is this

kind of bad juju we got this is this shouldn’t be happening it sucks

what fun is that Oh tuna gremlin dude

what fun is that Oh tuna gremlin dude I’m telling this spool is split into

I’m telling this spool is split into

I’m telling this spool is split into spools cracked in half

spools cracked in half

spools cracked in half none of it any good 120 dollars for this

none of it any good 120 dollars for this

none of it any good 120 dollars for this spool and it’s worthless tuna gremlin

spool and it’s worthless tuna gremlin

spool and it’s worthless tuna gremlin right there I’ve never I’ve never seen

right there I’ve never I’ve never seen

right there I’ve never I’ve never seen that my life never I’ve never seen that

that my life never I’ve never seen that

that my life never I’ve never seen that brand-new in-the-box price tag still on

brand-new in-the-box price tag still on

brand-new in-the-box price tag still on it cracked in half you can’t make it up

it cracked in half you can’t make it up

it cracked in half you can’t make it up you cannot make it up they sent us a

you cannot make it up they sent us a

you cannot make it up they sent us a slinky from Japan is all they did thanks

slinky from Japan is all they did thanks

slinky from Japan is all they did thanks a lot I feel like the term the gods have

a lot I feel like the term the gods have

a lot I feel like the term the gods have abandoned me

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