
I just go take a shower then these scenes are all about snappy dialogue and
scenes are all about snappy dialogue and
scenes are all about snappy dialogue and snapping towels Wow welcome to
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snapping towels Wow welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
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watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10
counting down our picks for the top 10 hilarious locker room scenes what are
hilarious locker room scenes what are
hilarious locker room scenes what are you doing pretty girl put it off relax
you doing pretty girl put it off relax
you doing pretty girl put it off relax so and don’t flatter yourself
so and don’t flatter yourself
so and don’t flatter yourself peewee just to be clear this list
peewee just to be clear this list
peewee just to be clear this list includes the entire locker room
includes the entire locker room
includes the entire locker room including the communal showers number 10
including the communal showers number 10
including the communal showers number 10 dropping the soap I now pronounce you
dropping the soap I now pronounce you
dropping the soap I now pronounce you chuck and Larry for my show Renaldo
chuck and Larry for my show Renaldo
chuck and Larry for my show Renaldo right yeah
right yeah
right yeah told you would included showers and
told you would included showers and
told you would included showers and that’s where we’re gonna start our
that’s where we’re gonna start our
that’s where we’re gonna start our countdown in this scene Adam Sandler and
countdown in this scene Adam Sandler and
countdown in this scene Adam Sandler and Kevin James played two firemen who have
Kevin James played two firemen who have
Kevin James played two firemen who have decided on a sham gay marriage to reap
decided on a sham gay marriage to reap
decided on a sham gay marriage to reap the financial benefits I now pronounce
the financial benefits I now pronounce
the financial benefits I now pronounce you husband and husband you may kiss the
you husband and husband you may kiss the
you husband and husband you may kiss the ass man
ass man
ass man unintended side effects include some
unintended side effects include some
unintended side effects include some blatant workplace homophobia as well as
blatant workplace homophobia as well as
blatant workplace homophobia as well as inspiring the resident badass to come
inspiring the resident badass to come
inspiring the resident badass to come out of the closet loud and proud
anything
anything well that off number-9 locker-room
well that off number-9 locker-room
well that off number-9 locker-room sacrifice major-league a foster their
sacrifice major-league a foster their
sacrifice major-league a foster their Pedro everyone knows that athletes can
Pedro everyone knows that athletes can
Pedro everyone knows that athletes can be very superstitious in this case the
be very superstitious in this case the
be very superstitious in this case the team’s outfielder serrano practices
team’s outfielder serrano practices
team’s outfielder serrano practices voodoo asking favors of jubu in order to
voodoo asking favors of jubu in order to
voodoo asking favors of jubu in order to gain the power to hit curveballs you
gain the power to hit curveballs you
gain the power to hit curveballs you know you might think about taking Jesus
know you might think about taking Jesus
know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as you say here instead of
Christ as you say here instead of
Christ as you say here instead of fooling around with all this stuff hey
fooling around with all this stuff hey
fooling around with all this stuff hey soos I like him very much
soos I like him very much
soos I like him very much he no help this requires a ritual
he no help this requires a ritual
he no help this requires a ritual sacrifice of cigars and rum he also uses
sacrifice of cigars and rum he also uses
sacrifice of cigars and rum he also uses theatrics as he believes that the bats
theatrics as he believes that the bats
theatrics as he believes that the bats are alive we only pray that you Jesus
are alive we only pray that you Jesus
are alive we only pray that you Jesus Christ serrano have to wake up this guy
Christ serrano have to wake up this guy
Christ serrano have to wake up this guy takes his beliefs very seriously so you
takes his beliefs very seriously so you
takes his beliefs very seriously so you better not even think of stealing Judas
better not even think of stealing Judas
better not even think of stealing Judas rum it’s very bad steeljaw booze wrong
rum it’s very bad steeljaw booze wrong
rum it’s very bad steeljaw booze wrong number eight you’re blowing it slap shot
number eight you’re blowing it slap shot
number eight you’re blowing it slap shot this is the hockey film that defined the
this is the hockey film that defined the
this is the hockey film that defined the genre for decades
genre for decades
genre for decades here the Chiefs the minor league team
here the Chiefs the minor league team
here the Chiefs the minor league team that could is berated by their coach for
that could is berated by their coach for
that could is berated by their coach for underperforming on the ice revealing
underperforming on the ice revealing
underperforming on the ice revealing that scouts are watching and have
that scouts are watching and have
that scouts are watching and have contracts to sign they realize what’s at
contracts to sign they realize what’s at
contracts to sign they realize what’s at stake thanks to his constructive
stake thanks to his constructive
stake thanks to his constructive criticism but uh-oh
criticism but uh-oh
criticism but uh-oh shaved thankfully they decide to shift
shaved thankfully they decide to shift
shaved thankfully they decide to shift gears and act on his advice immediately
gears and act on his advice immediately
gears and act on his advice immediately well this is more like it it just makes
well this is more like it it just makes
well this is more like it it just makes me feel real glad to see the team
me feel real glad to see the team
me feel real glad to see the team the warpath again to coin a phrase
number seven pep-talk North Dallas forty
number seven pep-talk North Dallas forty from hockey to football while this isn’t
from hockey to football while this isn’t
from hockey to football while this isn’t a comedy per se it does have some
a comedy per se it does have some
a comedy per se it does have some hysterical moments relating to
hysterical moments relating to
hysterical moments relating to motivation how long coach five go from a
motivation how long coach five go from a
motivation how long coach five go from a quarterback practicing tackles on a
quarterback practicing tackles on a
quarterback practicing tackles on a vending machine to the assistant coach
vending machine to the assistant coach
vending machine to the assistant coach complimenting his boys you get a face
complimenting his boys you get a face
complimenting his boys you get a face like a baby’s butt thank you sir
like a baby’s butt thank you sir
like a baby’s butt thank you sir however it’s the way that the team gets
however it’s the way that the team gets
however it’s the way that the team gets its enforcer Joe Bob to psych himself up
its enforcer Joe Bob to psych himself up
its enforcer Joe Bob to psych himself up and sheet on this turn Joe Bob and ready
and sheet on this turn Joe Bob and ready
and sheet on this turn Joe Bob and ready to chew out the competition
to chew out the competition
to chew out the competition that’s the standout locker spectacle
number six glue prank police academy –
number six glue prank police academy – oh look at this is the Jones boys who
oh look at this is the Jones boys who
oh look at this is the Jones boys who demamp Cordell Mahoney if there’s one
demamp Cordell Mahoney if there’s one
demamp Cordell Mahoney if there’s one thing that the boys in blue are
thing that the boys in blue are
thing that the boys in blue are remembered for its pulling pranks on the
remembered for its pulling pranks on the
remembered for its pulling pranks on the commanding officers who don’t treat them
commanding officers who don’t treat them
commanding officers who don’t treat them well here
well here
well here Mahoney gets back at lieutenant Mauser
Mahoney gets back at lieutenant Mauser
Mahoney gets back at lieutenant Mauser for placing him on traffic duty by
for placing him on traffic duty by
for placing him on traffic duty by swapping his shampoo for superglue
stumbling out with soap in his eyes
stumbling out with soap in his eyes Mauser threatens his men before Jones
Mauser threatens his men before Jones
Mauser threatens his men before Jones pretends to be a canine hoping to play
pretends to be a canine hoping to play
pretends to be a canine hoping to play ball forcing him into public Maddy never
ball forcing him into public Maddy never
ball forcing him into public Maddy never saw a man washes head before
saw a man washes head before
saw a man washes head before number five feedback hellboy to the
number five feedback hellboy to the
number five feedback hellboy to the Golden Army oK we’ve gone long enough
Golden Army oK we’ve gone long enough
Golden Army oK we’ve gone long enough without some superhero material or a
without some superhero material or a
without some superhero material or a good locker room fight so let’s do both
good locker room fight so let’s do both
good locker room fight so let’s do both here you will learn to obey me follow
here you will learn to obey me follow
here you will learn to obey me follow protocol and stay focused at all times
protocol and stay focused at all times
protocol and stay focused at all times in this scene Hellboy is just trying to
in this scene Hellboy is just trying to
in this scene Hellboy is just trying to unwind when his superior a disembodied
unwind when his superior a disembodied
unwind when his superior a disembodied German vapor spirit in a containment
German vapor spirit in a containment
German vapor spirit in a containment suit pushes all of his buttons making a
suit pushes all of his buttons making a
suit pushes all of his buttons making a point that Hellboy stamper is his
point that Hellboy stamper is his
point that Hellboy stamper is his greatest weakness it leads big red to
greatest weakness it leads big red to
greatest weakness it leads big red to accidentally strike his colleague
oh well time for a beer yeah
oh well time for a beer yeah or maybe not oh hi
or maybe not oh hi
or maybe not oh hi number four crotch block Crazy Stupid
number four crotch block Crazy Stupid
number four crotch block Crazy Stupid Love if there’s anyone in this world who
Love if there’s anyone in this world who
Love if there’s anyone in this world who I would trust to give me advice on how
I would trust to give me advice on how
I would trust to give me advice on how to be sexier and more confident it’s
to be sexier and more confident it’s
to be sexier and more confident it’s probably Ryan Gosling but even though we
probably Ryan Gosling but even though we
probably Ryan Gosling but even though we won they still deserve our respect you
won they still deserve our respect you
won they still deserve our respect you know make them feel beautiful actually
know make them feel beautiful actually
know make them feel beautiful actually listen to the problems however I may
listen to the problems however I may
listen to the problems however I may think twice about it after seeing just
think twice about it after seeing just
think twice about it after seeing just how in-your-face he gets while
how in-your-face he gets while
how in-your-face he gets while instructing Steve Carell my chiffons is
instructing Steve Carell my chiffons is
instructing Steve Carell my chiffons is in your face for 20 minutes it’s not
in your face for 20 minutes it’s not
in your face for 20 minutes it’s not bothering me we got a bigger problem
bothering me we got a bigger problem
bothering me we got a bigger problem okay it bothers me
okay it bothers me
okay it bothers me his advice must be hard to follow though
his advice must be hard to follow though
his advice must be hard to follow though seeing as a student nods off what are
seeing as a student nods off what are
seeing as a student nods off what are you passing out come on boy haha number
you passing out come on boy haha number
you passing out come on boy haha number three the helmet goon is from Regina
three the helmet goon is from Regina
three the helmet goon is from Regina Regina drinks a lot of hand sanitizer
Regina drinks a lot of hand sanitizer
Regina drinks a lot of hand sanitizer what Saul can funny giggly bits
what Saul can funny giggly bits
what Saul can funny giggly bits locker room jokes are par for the course
locker room jokes are par for the course
locker room jokes are par for the course when you’re a hockey player here one
when you’re a hockey player here one
when you’re a hockey player here one player gets pissed when his helmet goes
player gets pissed when his helmet goes
player gets pissed when his helmet goes missing very same one that he is adorned
missing very same one that he is adorned
missing very same one that he is adorned with images of his own mother look at
with images of his own mother look at
with images of his own mother look at this beautiful smile here she is
this beautiful smile here she is
this beautiful smile here she is say hello it’s called your mother Oh
say hello it’s called your mother Oh
say hello it’s called your mother Oh leave it to the Russian players to be
leave it to the Russian players to be
leave it to the Russian players to be having a tag team with her you’re gonna
having a tag team with her you’re gonna
having a tag team with her you’re gonna Chernobyl mother fucker of course it’s
Chernobyl mother fucker of course it’s
Chernobyl mother fucker of course it’s all a bit random I’m on your team does
all a bit random I’m on your team does
all a bit random I’m on your team does anybody else see this shit what the
anybody else see this shit what the
anybody else see this shit what the woman you’re on I love you mama
woman you’re on I love you mama
woman you’re on I love you mama you might want to wash it before you put
you might want to wash it before you put
you might want to wash it before you put on number two shit bomb men at work I
on number two shit bomb men at work I
on number two shit bomb men at work I thought you knew how to rig that thing I
thought you knew how to rig that thing I
thought you knew how to rig that thing I followed the instructions leaving the
followed the instructions leaving the
followed the instructions leaving the realm of sports once again is this epic
realm of sports once again is this epic
realm of sports once again is this epic prank fail attempted on Emilio Estevez a
prank fail attempted on Emilio Estevez a
prank fail attempted on Emilio Estevez a troublemaking garbage man when the trap
troublemaking garbage man when the trap
troublemaking garbage man when the trap ripped in his locker by mr. his
ripped in his locker by mr. his
ripped in his locker by mr. his co-workers fails to detonate they just
co-workers fails to detonate they just
co-workers fails to detonate they just have to go see what went wrong big
have to go see what went wrong big
have to go see what went wrong big mistake
mistake
mistake talk about a shitty plan backfiring
talk about a shitty plan backfiring
talk about a shitty plan backfiring number one pee cool Porky’s they’re
number one pee cool Porky’s they’re
number one pee cool Porky’s they’re going they’re going to miss Walker’s
going they’re going to miss Walker’s
going they’re going to miss Walker’s with a cab taking the top spot on our
with a cab taking the top spot on our
with a cab taking the top spot on our list is the locker room scene that grabs
list is the locker room scene that grabs
list is the locker room scene that grabs and doesn’t let go never say so much you
and doesn’t let go never say so much you
and doesn’t let go never say so much you need a sweater
need a sweater
need a sweater here the gang decides to camp out at
here the gang decides to camp out at
here the gang decides to camp out at some peak holes in the girls shower room
some peak holes in the girls shower room
some peak holes in the girls shower room gotta be the biggest beaver shoot
gotta be the biggest beaver shoot
gotta be the biggest beaver shoot history of Florida when one finds
history of Florida when one finds
history of Florida when one finds himself with an obstructed view he loses
himself with an obstructed view he loses
himself with an obstructed view he loses his temper
his temper
his temper god dammit William oh my new bar – with
god dammit William oh my new bar – with
god dammit William oh my new bar – with their cover blown they discovered that
their cover blown they discovered that
their cover blown they discovered that the girls dig the voyeurism leading one
the girls dig the voyeurism leading one
the girls dig the voyeurism leading one of the gang to go balls to the walls for
of the gang to go balls to the walls for
of the gang to go balls to the walls for a laugh unfortunately for him the coach
a laugh unfortunately for him the coach
a laugh unfortunately for him the coach arrives in time to handle the situation
agree with our list we can’t have anyone
agree with our list we can’t have anyone freak out out there okay gotta keep our
freak out out there okay gotta keep our
freak out out there okay gotta keep our composure we’ve got too far let’s do my
composure we’ve got too far let’s do my
composure we’ve got too far let’s do my saloon keeper powder which locker room
saloon keeper powder which locker room
saloon keeper powder which locker room scene crack you up the most see ya for
scene crack you up the most see ya for
scene crack you up the most see ya for more hilarious top 10s be sure to
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