it’s fun to watch them but if any of us tried to keep up we’d probably be
tried to keep up we’d probably be
tried to keep up we’d probably be hospitalized oh not again
hospitalized oh not again
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top 10 most hilarious movie drunks this one’s for your viewing pleasure so pour
one’s for your viewing pleasure so pour
one’s for your viewing pleasure so pour a cold one and settle it
number 10 Billy Madison taking off our
number 10 Billy Madison taking off our list is the immature heir to a fortune
list is the immature heir to a fortune
list is the immature heir to a fortune 500 company
500 company
500 company this means Adam Sandler obnoxiously
this means Adam Sandler obnoxiously
this means Adam Sandler obnoxiously doing whatever he feels like
doing whatever he feels like
doing whatever he feels like from day drinking poolside to chasing
from day drinking poolside to chasing
from day drinking poolside to chasing hallucinatory penguins across his
hallucinatory penguins across his
hallucinatory penguins across his father’s estate all the people that is
father’s estate all the people that is
father’s estate all the people that is you a very nice penguin dare treat you
you a very nice penguin dare treat you
you a very nice penguin dare treat you real respectable like the late Roger
real respectable like the late Roger
real respectable like the late Roger Ebert liken Sandler’s performance in
Ebert liken Sandler’s performance in
Ebert liken Sandler’s performance in this film to nails on a chalkboard but
this film to nails on a chalkboard but
this film to nails on a chalkboard but playing a practical joke loving drunk
playing a practical joke loving drunk
playing a practical joke loving drunk who pitted shampoo against conditioner
who pitted shampoo against conditioner
who pitted shampoo against conditioner launched a successful film career
launched a successful film career
launched a successful film career oh really for really stop looking at me
oh really for really stop looking at me
oh really for really stop looking at me chuan number nine Alan Swann my favorite
chuan number nine Alan Swann my favorite
chuan number nine Alan Swann my favorite year if I were to lay plasters good I do
year if I were to lay plasters good I do
year if I were to lay plasters good I do this send a vomit jelly would you have
this send a vomit jelly would you have
this send a vomit jelly would you have my soul this flick marks one of those
my soul this flick marks one of those
my soul this flick marks one of those perfect marriages between an actor and a
perfect marriages between an actor and a
perfect marriages between an actor and a roll who better to play the womanizing
roll who better to play the womanizing
roll who better to play the womanizing and booze crazed swashbuckling matinee
and booze crazed swashbuckling matinee
and booze crazed swashbuckling matinee movie star than Peter O’Toole a man
movie star than Peter O’Toole a man
movie star than Peter O’Toole a man known for his blackout adventures as a
known for his blackout adventures as a
known for his blackout adventures as a perennial lush so I said no I’m not
perennial lush so I said no I’m not
perennial lush so I said no I’m not gonna do that but I’m gonna get done
gonna do that but I’m gonna get done
gonna do that but I’m gonna get done that’s an option right there always an
that’s an option right there always an
that’s an option right there always an option
this Academy Award nominated performance
this Academy Award nominated performance is extremely uninhibited and results in
is extremely uninhibited and results in
is extremely uninhibited and results in plenty of shenanigans as a friend
plenty of shenanigans as a friend
plenty of shenanigans as a friend frantically attempts to keep Alan dry
frantically attempts to keep Alan dry
frantically attempts to keep Alan dry and out of danger
number eight long Duk dong sixteen
number eight long Duk dong sixteen Candles what’s happening Hot Stuff
Candles what’s happening Hot Stuff
Candles what’s happening Hot Stuff number eight on our list is this
number eight on our list is this
number eight on our list is this outrageously stereotypical foreign
outrageously stereotypical foreign
outrageously stereotypical foreign exchange student the films greatest
exchange student the films greatest
exchange student the films greatest source of laughs that meant him getting
source of laughs that meant him getting
source of laughs that meant him getting his kicks while hanging from the ceiling
his kicks while hanging from the ceiling
his kicks while hanging from the ceiling living it up in the trees or simply
living it up in the trees or simply
living it up in the trees or simply napping off his hangover on random lawns
Howard he did in the end this lover of
Howard he did in the end this lover of Amazonian sized women lives his life in
Amazonian sized women lives his life in
Amazonian sized women lives his life in America with the bottle as his favorite
America with the bottle as his favorite
America with the bottle as his favorite roommate where is my automobile number
roommate where is my automobile number
roommate where is my automobile number seven an eccentric millionaire city
seven an eccentric millionaire city
seven an eccentric millionaire city lights Chaplin was being cheeky in the
lights Chaplin was being cheeky in the
lights Chaplin was being cheeky in the naming of Harry Myers his character this
naming of Harry Myers his character this
naming of Harry Myers his character this eccentric millionaire is simply a
eccentric millionaire is simply a
eccentric millionaire is simply a blackout drunk
blackout drunk
blackout drunk but it’s the millionaire’s binges that
but it’s the millionaire’s binges that
but it’s the millionaire’s binges that propel the plot of city lights and make
propel the plot of city lights and make
propel the plot of city lights and make for some of the biggest laughs and what
for some of the biggest laughs and what
for some of the biggest laughs and what is widely considered Chaplin’s finest
is widely considered Chaplin’s finest
is widely considered Chaplin’s finest film
number six berry Beerfest berry was once
number six berry Beerfest berry was once the greatest beer gamer of them all and
the greatest beer gamer of them all and
the greatest beer gamer of them all and then all that hard partying landed him
then all that hard partying landed him
then all that hard partying landed him on hard times for $10 for a bj $12 for
on hard times for $10 for a bj $12 for
on hard times for $10 for a bj $12 for an HJ $15 for a ZJ Berry’s is really the
an HJ $15 for a ZJ Berry’s is really the
an HJ $15 for a ZJ Berry’s is really the story of how drinking can give someone
story of how drinking can give someone
story of how drinking can give someone purpose and a reason to turn their life
purpose and a reason to turn their life
purpose and a reason to turn their life around wait a minute what’s a ZJ if you
around wait a minute what’s a ZJ if you
around wait a minute what’s a ZJ if you have to ask big man you can’t afford ice
have to ask big man you can’t afford ice
have to ask big man you can’t afford ice at $4 number-5 morris buttermaker Bad
at $4 number-5 morris buttermaker Bad
at $4 number-5 morris buttermaker Bad News Bears my name is slaughter Bay are
News Bears my name is slaughter Bay are
News Bears my name is slaughter Bay are some coaches move teams and I’m looking
some coaches move teams and I’m looking
some coaches move teams and I’m looking for Miss Cleveland
for Miss Cleveland
for Miss Cleveland he’s a mean short-tempered utterly
he’s a mean short-tempered utterly
he’s a mean short-tempered utterly irresponsible ex minor league pitcher
irresponsible ex minor league pitcher
irresponsible ex minor league pitcher turned part-time pool cleaner and kids
turned part-time pool cleaner and kids
turned part-time pool cleaner and kids league coach
league coach
league coach so the perennial beer holding morris
so the perennial beer holding morris
so the perennial beer holding morris buttermaker is probably the last guy
buttermaker is probably the last guy
buttermaker is probably the last guy you’d want to leave your kids with well
you’d want to leave your kids with well
you’d want to leave your kids with well how’d it go I lost what however you
how’d it go I lost what however you
how’d it go I lost what however you probably have to be drunk to mentor
probably have to be drunk to mentor
probably have to be drunk to mentor these troublemaking urchins
these troublemaking urchins
these troublemaking urchins either that or Morris signed up because
either that or Morris signed up because
either that or Morris signed up because he misread the team name as the beers
he misread the team name as the beers
he misread the team name as the beers I think he’s dead he’s that kid he’s had
I think he’s dead he’s that kid he’s had
I think he’s dead he’s that kid he’s had enough here what a mess
enough here what a mess
enough here what a mess a lot of smoke number four Bob and Doug
a lot of smoke number four Bob and Doug
a lot of smoke number four Bob and Doug McKenzie strange room what are you on
McKenzie strange room what are you on
McKenzie strange room what are you on valium maybe maybe I had a crank his
valium maybe maybe I had a crank his
valium maybe maybe I had a crank his tail hey that means start him up people
tail hey that means start him up people
tail hey that means start him up people a startup come on e-bay we got a call
a startup come on e-bay we got a call
a startup come on e-bay we got a call Barrett emergency get Wild Kingdom hurry
Barrett emergency get Wild Kingdom hurry
Barrett emergency get Wild Kingdom hurry these two tuch wearing national
these two tuch wearing national
these two tuch wearing national treasures of Canada know a thing or two
treasures of Canada know a thing or two
treasures of Canada know a thing or two about their beer they defined popular
about their beer they defined popular
about their beer they defined popular cultures image of Canada for 30 years on
cultures image of Canada for 30 years on
cultures image of Canada for 30 years on television while this movie allowed them
television while this movie allowed them
television while this movie allowed them to further highlight their pan regional
to further highlight their pan regional
to further highlight their pan regional Canadian drunkard accent okay here’s how
Canadian drunkard accent okay here’s how
Canadian drunkard accent okay here’s how to get a free beer a get a baby mouse
to get a free beer a get a baby mouse
to get a free beer a get a baby mouse and like put it in a bottle and when
and like put it in a bottle and when
and like put it in a bottle and when it’s so small
it’s so small
it’s so small it’ll fit in like this hole but what we
it’ll fit in like this hole but what we
it’ll fit in like this hole but what we love most is their booze-fueled
love most is their booze-fueled
love most is their booze-fueled imaginations and refusal to let any beer
imaginations and refusal to let any beer
imaginations and refusal to let any beer no matter how disgusting go to waste
no matter how disgusting go to waste
no matter how disgusting go to waste what the hell’s going on in there
the tagline for this film is don’t you
the tagline for this film is don’t you wish you were Arthur heir to a 750
wish you were Arthur heir to a 750
wish you were Arthur heir to a 750 million fortune with a seeming mainline
million fortune with a seeming mainline
million fortune with a seeming mainline of champagne I’d give it a shot for a
of champagne I’d give it a shot for a
of champagne I’d give it a shot for a week
week
week ha service is terrible well how’s my
ha service is terrible well how’s my
ha service is terrible well how’s my drink that’s always an excuse
drink that’s always an excuse
drink that’s always an excuse engine-room better house dodging peg
engine-room better house dodging peg
engine-room better house dodging peg does hollywood’s lovable drunk
does hollywood’s lovable drunk
does hollywood’s lovable drunk Dudley Moore’s jokey persona came to
Dudley Moore’s jokey persona came to
Dudley Moore’s jokey persona came to represent the sweeter side of boozing
represent the sweeter side of boozing
represent the sweeter side of boozing with intoxication causing his emotions
with intoxication causing his emotions
with intoxication causing his emotions to bubble to the surface a hot buff
to bubble to the surface a hot buff
to bubble to the surface a hot buff girl’s a wonderful yes imagine how
girl’s a wonderful yes imagine how
girl’s a wonderful yes imagine how wonderful a gun who bathes would be get
wonderful a gun who bathes would be get
wonderful a gun who bathes would be get best number two Frank the tank record
best number two Frank the tank record
best number two Frank the tank record old-school you’ve come a long way since
old-school you’ve come a long way since
old-school you’ve come a long way since Frank the tank and we don’t want him
Frank the tank and we don’t want him
Frank the tank and we don’t want him coming back now do we honey
coming back now do we honey
coming back now do we honey Frank the tank is not coming back okay
Frank the tank is not coming back okay
Frank the tank is not coming back okay Frank the tank was a legend in his frat
Frank the tank was a legend in his frat
Frank the tank was a legend in his frat days and then his brat days got extended
days and then his brat days got extended
days and then his brat days got extended and turned into a way of dealing with
and turned into a way of dealing with
and turned into a way of dealing with his midlife crisis Will Ferrell’s
his midlife crisis Will Ferrell’s
his midlife crisis Will Ferrell’s star-making role remains one of the
star-making role remains one of the
star-making role remains one of the funniest drunks ever committed to film
funniest drunks ever committed to film
funniest drunks ever committed to film due to things like binging licking
due to things like binging licking
due to things like binging licking strangers shouting rocking the party
strangers shouting rocking the party
strangers shouting rocking the party stage
and of course streaking come on
and of course streaking come on everybody come on scoop super loop
everybody come on scoop super loop
everybody come on scoop super loop number one John Bluto blue tarski Animal
number one John Bluto blue tarski Animal
number one John Bluto blue tarski Animal House
John Belushi’s turn as the beer-guzzling
John Belushi’s turn as the beer-guzzling frat boy with the five o’clock shadow
frat boy with the five o’clock shadow
frat boy with the five o’clock shadow instantly became the iconic party animal
instantly became the iconic party animal
instantly became the iconic party animal character
bulu she was the breakout star of Animal
bulu she was the breakout star of Animal House and Bluto blue tarski
House and Bluto blue tarski
House and Bluto blue tarski will no doubt mark a soft spot with the
will no doubt mark a soft spot with the
will no doubt mark a soft spot with the carelessly lubricated until the end of
carelessly lubricated until the end of
carelessly lubricated until the end of time ah thanks I needed that do you
time ah thanks I needed that do you
time ah thanks I needed that do you agree with our list
agree with our list
agree with our list through your blackout haze can you think
through your blackout haze can you think
through your blackout haze can you think of a movie drunk you put on our top 10
of a movie drunk you put on our top 10
of a movie drunk you put on our top 10 no Mari and came my lanky be sure to let
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ranked Perry hey what the hell are you
ranked Perry hey what the hell are you doing you’re shrinking we’re going up
doing you’re shrinking we’re going up
doing you’re shrinking we’re going up through the quad to the gymnasium
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