one’s a scruffy-looking nerf-herder who’s scruffy-looking and the other one
who’s scruffy-looking and the other one
who’s scruffy-looking and the other one belongs in a museum
belongs in a museum
belongs in a museum welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be pitting Han Solo against Indiana
be pitting Han Solo against Indiana
be pitting Han Solo against Indiana Jones to see who’s more beloved the
Jones to see who’s more beloved the
Jones to see who’s more beloved the space cowboy or the swashbuckling
space cowboy or the swashbuckling
space cowboy or the swashbuckling archaeologist just to keep this battle
archaeologist just to keep this battle
archaeologist just to keep this battle from going too far down the nerd hole
from going too far down the nerd hole
from going too far down the nerd hole will be omitting their expanded universe
will be omitting their expanded universe
will be omitting their expanded universe stories and only be focusing on their
stories and only be focusing on their
stories and only be focusing on their movie portrayals well that’s the real
movie portrayals well that’s the real
movie portrayals well that’s the real trick isn’t it round one motivation
trick isn’t it round one motivation
trick isn’t it round one motivation let’s begin by taking a look at who
let’s begin by taking a look at who
let’s begin by taking a look at who these men are and what they represent
these men are and what they represent
these men are and what they represent Han Solo is a smuggler with an eye out
Han Solo is a smuggler with an eye out
Han Solo is a smuggler with an eye out for money the other dr. Jones is a
for money the other dr. Jones is a
for money the other dr. Jones is a professor who will risk himself in
professor who will risk himself in
professor who will risk himself in search for answers and priceless
search for answers and priceless
search for answers and priceless archaeological finds
archaeological finds
archaeological finds sure Hans character motivations shift
sure Hans character motivations shift
sure Hans character motivations shift when he decides to join up with the
when he decides to join up with the
when he decides to join up with the rebels and stop the evil empire but
rebels and stop the evil empire but
rebels and stop the evil empire but that’s certainly not what he had
that’s certainly not what he had
that’s certainly not what he had originally intended that’s right yeah
originally intended that’s right yeah
originally intended that’s right yeah and some old debts I got to pay off at
and some old debts I got to pay off at
and some old debts I got to pay off at this time
this time
this time even if I didn’t you don’t think I’d be
even if I didn’t you don’t think I’d be
even if I didn’t you don’t think I’d be fooling them to stick around here here
fooling them to stick around here here
fooling them to stick around here here when all is said and done
when all is said and done
when all is said and done India’s held steadfast to stopping the
India’s held steadfast to stopping the
India’s held steadfast to stopping the corrupt and the evil from using mystical
corrupt and the evil from using mystical
corrupt and the evil from using mystical relics to gain power even since
relics to gain power even since
relics to gain power even since childhood belong Sakura dancer oldest
childhood belong Sakura dancer oldest
childhood belong Sakura dancer oldest grandchildren this should be in a museum
grandchildren this should be in a museum
grandchildren this should be in a museum winner
winner
winner Indiana Jones decision he’s got eight
Indiana Jones decision he’s got eight
Indiana Jones decision he’s got eight round two sidekick and love interest
round two sidekick and love interest
round two sidekick and love interest leave me alone
leave me alone
leave me alone I don’t like fast women and I hate
I don’t like fast women and I hate
I don’t like fast women and I hate arrogant men what’s a hero without his
arrogant men what’s a hero without his
arrogant men what’s a hero without his entourage in Indy’s corner his only real
entourage in Indy’s corner his only real
entourage in Indy’s corner his only real side kick is short round an orphan and
side kick is short round an orphan and
side kick is short round an orphan and pickpocket that assists dr. Jones by
pickpocket that assists dr. Jones by
pickpocket that assists dr. Jones by driving getaway cars and being able to
driving getaway cars and being able to
driving getaway cars and being able to undo brainwashing he’s had a few love
undo brainwashing he’s had a few love
undo brainwashing he’s had a few love interests but his main squeeze is surely
interests but his main squeeze is surely
interests but his main squeeze is surely the hard drinking Marion Ravenwood a
the hard drinking Marion Ravenwood a
the hard drinking Marion Ravenwood a bartender and nightclub owner meanwhile
bartender and nightclub owner meanwhile
bartender and nightclub owner meanwhile Hahn refuses to ride solo tagging along
Hahn refuses to ride solo tagging along
Hahn refuses to ride solo tagging along on his adventures is his huggable
on his adventures is his huggable
on his adventures is his huggable Wookiee companion Chewbacca not just a
Wookiee companion Chewbacca not just a
Wookiee companion Chewbacca not just a skilled pilot and mechanic he’s the
skilled pilot and mechanic he’s the
skilled pilot and mechanic he’s the muscle of the pair carrying a bow caster
muscle of the pair carrying a bow caster
muscle of the pair carrying a bow caster and mean temper it’s not wise I’m sort
and mean temper it’s not wise I’m sort
and mean temper it’s not wise I’m sort of working but Sir nobody worries about
of working but Sir nobody worries about
of working but Sir nobody worries about upsetting a droid it’s coz a droid don’t
upsetting a droid it’s coz a droid don’t
upsetting a droid it’s coz a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets
pull people’s arms out of their sockets
pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose
when they lose
when they lose adding to that there’s only ever been
adding to that there’s only ever been
adding to that there’s only ever been one gallon Hans heart the feisty rebel
one gallon Hans heart the feisty rebel
one gallon Hans heart the feisty rebel princess with the hair buns and blaster
princess with the hair buns and blaster
princess with the hair buns and blaster skills hard to top that sorry dr. Jones
skills hard to top that sorry dr. Jones
skills hard to top that sorry dr. Jones but we have to give this one to Hahn
but we have to give this one to Hahn
but we have to give this one to Hahn winner han Solo
winner han Solo
winner han Solo afraid I was gonna leave without giving
afraid I was gonna leave without giving
afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss
you a goodbye kiss
you a goodbye kiss I can arrange that round three weapons
I can arrange that round three weapons
I can arrange that round three weapons and fashion sense not only are both of
and fashion sense not only are both of
and fashion sense not only are both of these heroes the kind of guys that shoot
these heroes the kind of guys that shoot
these heroes the kind of guys that shoot first but both are fond of their
first but both are fond of their
first but both are fond of their sidearms hokey religions and ancient
sidearms hokey religions and ancient
sidearms hokey religions and ancient weapons were no match for a good blaster
weapons were no match for a good blaster
weapons were no match for a good blaster who said hon sports the dl-44 a
who said hon sports the dl-44 a
who said hon sports the dl-44 a space-age version of the mauser c96 indy
space-age version of the mauser c96 indy
space-age version of the mauser c96 indy has no single preferred gun and packs
has no single preferred gun and packs
has no single preferred gun and packs everything from a 45 caliber Smith &
everything from a 45 caliber Smith &
everything from a 45 caliber Smith & Weston to a Webley what gives
Weston to a Webley what gives
Weston to a Webley what gives Indy his edge is his bullwhip which also
Indy his edge is his bullwhip which also
Indy his edge is his bullwhip which also comes in handy for navigating obstacles
comes in handy for navigating obstacles
comes in handy for navigating obstacles in terms of fashion sense which is key
in terms of fashion sense which is key
in terms of fashion sense which is key to their identities it comes down to
to their identities it comes down to
to their identities it comes down to solos vest and awesome boots against
solos vest and awesome boots against
solos vest and awesome boots against Indies rugged leather jacket and Fedora
Indies rugged leather jacket and Fedora
Indies rugged leather jacket and Fedora Wing what’s more practical and badass
Wing what’s more practical and badass
Wing what’s more practical and badass we’ve decided to give this point to Indy
we’ve decided to give this point to Indy
we’ve decided to give this point to Indy it stains in all but we’re sure that
it stains in all but we’re sure that
it stains in all but we’re sure that Lando is definitely the one who’s most
Lando is definitely the one who’s most
Lando is definitely the one who’s most disappointed by our decision seeing as
disappointed by our decision seeing as
disappointed by our decision seeing as he enjoys to wear Hans clothes when he’s
he enjoys to wear Hans clothes when he’s
he enjoys to wear Hans clothes when he’s borrowing his ride winner
borrowing his ride winner
borrowing his ride winner Indiana Jones you have chosen wise round
Indiana Jones you have chosen wise round
Indiana Jones you have chosen wise round for transportation Indy is a talented
for transportation Indy is a talented
for transportation Indy is a talented guy he can ride almost anything from
guy he can ride almost anything from
guy he can ride almost anything from horses to biplanes and mine cars yeah
horses to biplanes and mine cars yeah
horses to biplanes and mine cars yeah why don’t you
why don’t you
why don’t you No do sadly for him that’s nothing
No do sadly for him that’s nothing
No do sadly for him that’s nothing compared to owning the Millennium Falcon
compared to owning the Millennium Falcon
compared to owning the Millennium Falcon an old whitey 1300 light freighter which
an old whitey 1300 light freighter which
an old whitey 1300 light freighter which Han won in a game I may not look like
Han won in a game I may not look like
Han won in a game I may not look like much but she’s got it where it counts
much but she’s got it where it counts
much but she’s got it where it counts kid heavily modified it has dual quad
kid heavily modified it has dual quad
kid heavily modified it has dual quad cannons and can travel 1.5 times the
cannons and can travel 1.5 times the
cannons and can travel 1.5 times the speed of light while we applaud
speed of light while we applaud
speed of light while we applaud diversity it’s the Millennium Falcon
diversity it’s the Millennium Falcon
diversity it’s the Millennium Falcon month winner han Solo and now sometimes
month winner han Solo and now sometimes
month winner han Solo and now sometimes I amaze even myself round five
I amaze even myself round five
I amaze even myself round five weaknesses going into the last round
weaknesses going into the last round
weaknesses going into the last round we’re looking for a tiebreaker that
we’re looking for a tiebreaker that
we’re looking for a tiebreaker that would have to be their ultimate
would have to be their ultimate
would have to be their ultimate weaknesses for Han the only thing that
weaknesses for Han the only thing that
weaknesses for Han the only thing that can put him on ice is Carbonite which
can put him on ice is Carbonite which
can put him on ice is Carbonite which transforms him into a truly breathtaking
transforms him into a truly breathtaking
transforms him into a truly breathtaking piece of hipster art yeah we’re not
piece of hipster art yeah we’re not
piece of hipster art yeah we’re not surprised you don’t have an
surprised you don’t have an
surprised you don’t have an intergalactic smuggler on your wall it’s
intergalactic smuggler on your wall it’s
intergalactic smuggler on your wall it’s pretty exclusive
pretty exclusive
pretty exclusive unfortunately for Indy he left cowering
unfortunately for Indy he left cowering
unfortunately for Indy he left cowering from the mere sight of snakes due to
from the mere sight of snakes due to
from the mere sight of snakes due to childhood trauma I hate snakes
childhood trauma I hate snakes
childhood trauma I hate snakes Chuck I am simply put Carbonite
Chuck I am simply put Carbonite
Chuck I am simply put Carbonite technically makes Han more badass
technically makes Han more badass
technically makes Han more badass whereas snakes really put a dent in
whereas snakes really put a dent in
whereas snakes really put a dent in Indies awesome status snakes why did it
Indies awesome status snakes why did it
Indies awesome status snakes why did it have to be snakes winner han Solo
have to be snakes winner han Solo
have to be snakes winner han Solo hey it’s me verdict by a score of three
hey it’s me verdict by a score of three
hey it’s me verdict by a score of three to two it seems that Han is the one
to two it seems that Han is the one
to two it seems that Han is the one getting the shiny metal agree with our
getting the shiny metal agree with our
getting the shiny metal agree with our judgment or are you infuriated by our
judgment or are you infuriated by our
judgment or are you infuriated by our bias towards the spacefaring version of
bias towards the spacefaring version of
bias towards the spacefaring version of Harrison Ford I ought to kill you right
Harrison Ford I ought to kill you right
Harrison Ford I ought to kill you right now be sure to comment subscribe and
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