
[Music] these characters probably looked good on
these characters probably looked good on
these characters probably looked good on paper but in practice they’re just
paper but in practice they’re just
paper but in practice they’re just terrible hmm don’t be so grouchy welcome
terrible hmm don’t be so grouchy welcome
terrible hmm don’t be so grouchy welcome to watchmojo.com flip back and today
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to watchmojo.com flip back and today we’ll be counting down the top 10
we’ll be counting down the top 10
we’ll be counting down the top 10 unintentionally annoying movie
unintentionally annoying movie
unintentionally annoying movie characters just so there’s no confusion
characters just so there’s no confusion
characters just so there’s no confusion we’re not listing characters that were
we’re not listing characters that were
we’re not listing characters that were designed to be hated but those were
designed to be hated but those were
designed to be hated but those were meant to entertain before finding a way
meant to entertain before finding a way
meant to entertain before finding a way to push all of our buttons okay okay
to push all of our buttons okay okay
to push all of our buttons okay okay okay
okay
okay fuck it okay number 10 Willy Indiana
fuck it okay number 10 Willy Indiana
fuck it okay number 10 Willy Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom kicking off
Jones and the Temple of Doom kicking off
Jones and the Temple of Doom kicking off our list is the nightclub singer in
our list is the nightclub singer in
our list is the nightclub singer in Shanghai who joins India on his
Shanghai who joins India on his
Shanghai who joins India on his adventure meant to be the installment
adventure meant to be the installment
adventure meant to be the installment sex appeal and love interest she was
sex appeal and love interest she was
sex appeal and love interest she was portrayed by Kate Capshaw who happened
portrayed by Kate Capshaw who happened
portrayed by Kate Capshaw who happened to only be cast because Spielberg wanted
to only be cast because Spielberg wanted
to only be cast because Spielberg wanted to sleep with her which he totally did
to sleep with her which he totally did
to sleep with her which he totally did he probably wrote most of her dialogue
he probably wrote most of her dialogue
he probably wrote most of her dialogue on cocktail napkins because all she does
on cocktail napkins because all she does
on cocktail napkins because all she does is shriek her way through every scene
is shriek her way through every scene
is shriek her way through every scene and set feminism back another 10 years
and set feminism back another 10 years
and set feminism back another 10 years [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number nine Leo Getz
number nine Leo Getz
number nine Leo Getz lethal weapon – – for whatever you need
lethal weapon – – for whatever you need
lethal weapon – – for whatever you need Leo Getz you get it ha ha ha I use that
Leo Getz you get it ha ha ha I use that
Leo Getz you get it ha ha ha I use that all the time to break the ice when I
all the time to break the ice when I
all the time to break the ice when I meet people you know it’s good talk
meet people you know it’s good talk
meet people you know it’s good talk about a third wheel introduced as the
about a third wheel introduced as the
about a third wheel introduced as the comic relief Joe Pesci played a witness
comic relief Joe Pesci played a witness
comic relief Joe Pesci played a witness that Riggs and Murtaugh had to protect a
that Riggs and Murtaugh had to protect a
that Riggs and Murtaugh had to protect a whiny in-your-face civilian Leo stuck
whiny in-your-face civilian Leo stuck
whiny in-your-face civilian Leo stuck around becoming less and less funny as
around becoming less and less funny as
around becoming less and less funny as time went on in turn contaminating the
time went on in turn contaminating the
time went on in turn contaminating the entirety of the series by the time
entirety of the series by the time
entirety of the series by the time Lethal Weapon 4 came around we had lost
Lethal Weapon 4 came around we had lost
Lethal Weapon 4 came around we had lost all hope that Joe Pesci would break
all hope that Joe Pesci would break
all hope that Joe Pesci would break character and bust Mel’s kneecaps or
character and bust Mel’s kneecaps or
character and bust Mel’s kneecaps or something seriously if I have to hear
something seriously if I have to hear
something seriously if I have to hear him say ok one more time ok ok ok ok ok
him say ok one more time ok ok ok ok ok
him say ok one more time ok ok ok ok ok ok
ok
ok number 8 Rachel Ferrier War of the
number 8 Rachel Ferrier War of the
number 8 Rachel Ferrier War of the Worlds
Worlds
Worlds not how you’re gonna get through to him
not how you’re gonna get through to him
not how you’re gonna get through to him you want him to listen to you what are
you want him to listen to you what are
you want him to listen to you what are you your mother or mine taking a page
you your mother or mine taking a page
you your mother or mine taking a page from the Capshaw book of acting Dakota
from the Capshaw book of acting Dakota
from the Capshaw book of acting Dakota Fanning brings a child’s perspective to
Fanning brings a child’s perspective to
Fanning brings a child’s perspective to the War of the Worlds by basically
the War of the Worlds by basically
the War of the Worlds by basically screaming the entire time Rachel Rachel
screaming the entire time Rachel Rachel
screaming the entire time Rachel Rachel shut up driving do something reaching
shut up driving do something reaching
shut up driving do something reaching inhuman decibel levels she doesn’t seem
inhuman decibel levels she doesn’t seem
inhuman decibel levels she doesn’t seem to get that to hide from aliens you’re
to get that to hide from aliens you’re
to get that to hide from aliens you’re supposed to shut the hell up
supposed to shut the hell up
supposed to shut the hell up [Music]
[Music]
[Music] they’re in the basement keep looking
they’re in the basement keep looking
they’re in the basement keep looking [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number seven Ruby rhod The Fifth Element
number seven Ruby rhod The Fifth Element
number seven Ruby rhod The Fifth Element this boy is you like fire it’s not
this boy is you like fire it’s not
this boy is you like fire it’s not melting ladies because the boy is hotter
melting ladies because the boy is hotter
melting ladies because the boy is hotter than happy a movie as wacky as the fifth
than happy a movie as wacky as the fifth
than happy a movie as wacky as the fifth element really didn’t have any need for
element really didn’t have any need for
element really didn’t have any need for comic relief
comic relief
comic relief so unleash and Chris Tucker with a
so unleash and Chris Tucker with a
so unleash and Chris Tucker with a license to scream was auditory overkill
license to scream was auditory overkill
license to scream was auditory overkill Oh clearly written to annoy Bruce Willis
Oh clearly written to annoy Bruce Willis
Oh clearly written to annoy Bruce Willis is extra cool korben Dallas Tucker
is extra cool korben Dallas Tucker
is extra cool korben Dallas Tucker unfortunately succeeds a little too hard
unfortunately succeeds a little too hard
unfortunately succeeds a little too hard maybe they thought that the movie didn’t
maybe they thought that the movie didn’t
maybe they thought that the movie didn’t have enough shrieking in it
number six Robin Batman Forever and
number six Robin Batman Forever and Batman and Robin how are you gonna stop
Batman and Robin how are you gonna stop
Batman and Robin how are you gonna stop me I can stop you the Boy Wonder played
me I can stop you the Boy Wonder played
me I can stop you the Boy Wonder played by a fully grown man holy perplexing
by a fully grown man holy perplexing
by a fully grown man holy perplexing puberty Batman Chris O’Donnell’s turn as
puberty Batman Chris O’Donnell’s turn as
puberty Batman Chris O’Donnell’s turn as the Boy Wonder
the Boy Wonder
the Boy Wonder led viewers to wonder what went wrong I
led viewers to wonder what went wrong I
led viewers to wonder what went wrong I guess Val and George just want douchey
guess Val and George just want douchey
guess Val and George just want douchey enough so they cast Krista pick up the
enough so they cast Krista pick up the
enough so they cast Krista pick up the slack he ain’t talking about his
slack he ain’t talking about his
slack he ain’t talking about his addition was meant to appeal to younger
addition was meant to appeal to younger
addition was meant to appeal to younger viewers and sell toys but all it really
viewers and sell toys but all it really
viewers and sell toys but all it really did was serve to undermine the cool
did was serve to undermine the cool
did was serve to undermine the cool factor that Joel Schumacher seems so
factor that Joel Schumacher seems so
factor that Joel Schumacher seems so dead set on destroying holy rusted metal
dead set on destroying holy rusted metal
dead set on destroying holy rusted metal Batman oh god it’s all metal it’s full
Batman oh god it’s all metal it’s full
Batman oh god it’s all metal it’s full of all Jill holy Oh number 5
of all Jill holy Oh number 5
of all Jill holy Oh number 5 Wendy Torrence The Shining in the
Wendy Torrence The Shining in the
Wendy Torrence The Shining in the Stephen King book she was a loving wife
Stephen King book she was a loving wife
Stephen King book she was a loving wife who gets caught up in unimaginable
who gets caught up in unimaginable
who gets caught up in unimaginable horror in the film
horror in the film
horror in the film she’s Shelley Duvall an actress so
she’s Shelley Duvall an actress so
she’s Shelley Duvall an actress so unlikable that even Stanley Kubrick
unlikable that even Stanley Kubrick
unlikable that even Stanley Kubrick didn’t like her apparently Kubrick was
didn’t like her apparently Kubrick was
didn’t like her apparently Kubrick was so displeased with Duvall that he
so displeased with Duvall that he
so displeased with Duvall that he deliberately mistreated her on set in
deliberately mistreated her on set in
deliberately mistreated her on set in order to get her to better portray the
order to get her to better portray the
order to get her to better portray the emotionally shattered spouse thinking
emotionally shattered spouse thinking
emotionally shattered spouse thinking back on it it probably wasn’t the
back on it it probably wasn’t the
back on it it probably wasn’t the Overlook Hotel that made Jack go so
Overlook Hotel that made Jack go so
Overlook Hotel that made Jack go so crazy I’m gonna go
crazy I’m gonna go
crazy I’m gonna go number four Sam Witwicky
number four Sam Witwicky
number four Sam Witwicky the Transformers trilogy sandwich yes I
the Transformers trilogy sandwich yes I
the Transformers trilogy sandwich yes I want dance like like dancing okay so we
want dance like like dancing okay so we
want dance like like dancing okay so we understand that even though the movie is
understand that even though the movie is
understand that even though the movie is about robots there had to be at least
about robots there had to be at least
about robots there had to be at least one Cuban protagonist to humanize the
one Cuban protagonist to humanize the
one Cuban protagonist to humanize the film and help the audience relate but
film and help the audience relate but
film and help the audience relate but LaBeouf’s Witwicky is clearly the
LaBeouf’s Witwicky is clearly the
LaBeouf’s Witwicky is clearly the hideous product of way too many focus
hideous product of way too many focus
hideous product of way too many focus groups look I’m so shocked astok and
groups look I’m so shocked astok and
groups look I’m so shocked astok and relatable and I’m so smart and special
relatable and I’m so smart and special
relatable and I’m so smart and special but boy do have problems with the ladies
but boy do have problems with the ladies
but boy do have problems with the ladies oh I’m just like you right bros haha so
oh I’m just like you right bros haha so
oh I’m just like you right bros haha so listen I was wondering if I could ride
listen I was wondering if I could ride
listen I was wondering if I could ride you home I mean I’ll give you a ride
you home I mean I’ll give you a ride
you home I mean I’ll give you a ride home uh yeah I’m the screaming can’t
home uh yeah I’m the screaming can’t
home uh yeah I’m the screaming can’t forget the screaming number three Anakin
forget the screaming number three Anakin
forget the screaming number three Anakin Skywalker the Star Wars prequel trilogy
Skywalker the Star Wars prequel trilogy
Skywalker the Star Wars prequel trilogy it’s not fair
it’s not fair
it’s not fair so apparently if there were screamo
so apparently if there were screamo
so apparently if there were screamo bands in a galaxy far far away Anakin
bands in a galaxy far far away Anakin
bands in a galaxy far far away Anakin may have found an outlet for his girl
may have found an outlet for his girl
may have found an outlet for his girl troubles and this whole nasty Empire
troubles and this whole nasty Empire
troubles and this whole nasty Empire thing may have never happened it’s hard
thing may have never happened it’s hard
thing may have never happened it’s hard to know who to blame here Hayden
to know who to blame here Hayden
to know who to blame here Hayden Christensen was definitely not on
Christensen was definitely not on
Christensen was definitely not on anybody’s Oscar pics list I can’t
anybody’s Oscar pics list I can’t
anybody’s Oscar pics list I can’t breathe but the lines he’s reading rape
breathe but the lines he’s reading rape
breathe but the lines he’s reading rape Darth Vader of his mystery syllable by
Darth Vader of his mystery syllable by
Darth Vader of his mystery syllable by awkward syllable I have brought peace
awkward syllable I have brought peace
awkward syllable I have brought peace freedom justice and security to my new
freedom justice and security to my new
freedom justice and security to my new empire and don’t get us started I’m a
empire and don’t get us started I’m a
empire and don’t get us started I’m a smug little twerp they got to play young
smug little twerp they got to play young
smug little twerp they got to play young Anakin what maybe they should have hired
Anakin what maybe they should have hired
Anakin what maybe they should have hired an actor I don’t understand the time in
an actor I don’t understand the time in
an actor I don’t understand the time in training any you bet you would number
training any you bet you would number
training any you bet you would number two Bella Swan the Twilight series you
two Bella Swan the Twilight series you
two Bella Swan the Twilight series you don’t
[Music]
[Music] no sorry Twihards we’re not gonna play
no sorry Twihards we’re not gonna play
no sorry Twihards we’re not gonna play nice here there’s absolutely nothing to
nice here there’s absolutely nothing to
nice here there’s absolutely nothing to love about this lifeless shallow snobby
love about this lifeless shallow snobby
love about this lifeless shallow snobby incompetent character who degrades her
incompetent character who degrades her
incompetent character who degrades her whole gender by being unable to exist
whole gender by being unable to exist
whole gender by being unable to exist without a man then there’s the special
without a man then there’s the special
without a man then there’s the special something that Kristen Stewart adds to
something that Kristen Stewart adds to
something that Kristen Stewart adds to the park delivery that relies on
the park delivery that relies on
the park delivery that relies on mouth-breathing awkward stares and weird
mouth-breathing awkward stares and weird
mouth-breathing awkward stares and weird nervous tics so this guy’s immortal and
nervous tics so this guy’s immortal and
nervous tics so this guy’s immortal and that’s who he picks as a girlfriend no
that’s who he picks as a girlfriend no
that’s who he picks as a girlfriend no that’s not mmm
that’s not mmm
that’s not mmm number one Jar Jar Binks the Star Wars
number one Jar Jar Binks the Star Wars
number one Jar Jar Binks the Star Wars prequel trilogy oh I love you almost got
prequel trilogy oh I love you almost got
prequel trilogy oh I love you almost got us killed are you brainless i speck the
us killed are you brainless i speck the
us killed are you brainless i speck the ability to speak does not make you
ability to speak does not make you
ability to speak does not make you intelligent now get out of here mom mom
intelligent now get out of here mom mom
intelligent now get out of here mom mom mrs. stead taking the top spot on our
mrs. stead taking the top spot on our
mrs. stead taking the top spot on our list is the Star Wars alien George Lucas
list is the Star Wars alien George Lucas
list is the Star Wars alien George Lucas created to be and I swear we’re not
created to be and I swear we’re not
created to be and I swear we’re not making this up the next two bakka so
making this up the next two bakka so
making this up the next two bakka so you’d think then that they’d remember
you’d think then that they’d remember
you’d think then that they’d remember that the one key aspect of Chewbacca’s
that the one key aspect of Chewbacca’s
that the one key aspect of Chewbacca’s personality was that he didn’t freakin
personality was that he didn’t freakin
personality was that he didn’t freakin talk the act dumb looks dumb his voice
talk the act dumb looks dumb his voice
talk the act dumb looks dumb his voice is like nails on a chalkboard outward
is like nails on a chalkboard outward
is like nails on a chalkboard outward it’s staggering to believe that with all
it’s staggering to believe that with all
it’s staggering to believe that with all the thousands of people that were
the thousands of people that were
the thousands of people that were involved in making episode 1 at no point
involved in making episode 1 at no point
involved in making episode 1 at no point did anyone tap George Lucas on the
did anyone tap George Lucas on the
did anyone tap George Lucas on the shoulder and say yo George this Jar Jar
shoulder and say yo George this Jar Jar
shoulder and say yo George this Jar Jar guy really sucks you know I find that
guy really sucks you know I find that
guy really sucks you know I find that Jar Jar creature together oh agree with
Jar Jar creature together oh agree with
Jar Jar creature together oh agree with our list which movie character did you
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