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we will actually send in each crew two

we will actually send in each crew two men and two women but of course we don’t

men and two women but of course we don’t

men and two women but of course we don’t know yet scientists don’t know yet if if

know yet scientists don’t know yet if if

know yet scientists don’t know yet if if fertilization works in reduced gravity

fertilization works in reduced gravity

fertilization works in reduced gravity of Mars we don’t know how a fetus will

of Mars we don’t know how a fetus will

of Mars we don’t know how a fetus will develop in the reduced gravity of Mars

develop in the reduced gravity of Mars

develop in the reduced gravity of Mars so before we have a really long and thin

so before we have a really long and thin

so before we have a really long and thin embryo let’s let’s find out that

embryo let’s let’s find out that

embryo let’s let’s find out that information first let’s build a colony

information first let’s build a colony

information first let’s build a colony that is safe so maybe 20 or 30 or 40

that is safe so maybe 20 or 30 or 40

that is safe so maybe 20 or 30 or 40 people living there imagine a total ER

people living there imagine a total ER

people living there imagine a total ER running around in a colony with four

running around in a colony with four

running around in a colony with four astronauts living on Mars that’s not a

astronauts living on Mars that’s not a

astronauts living on Mars that’s not a good place for a kid to grow up so

good place for a kid to grow up so

good place for a kid to grow up so volume is kid there ever was though the

volume is kid there ever was though the

volume is kid there ever was though the first much after Jesus Jesus in the

first much after Jesus Jesus in the

first much after Jesus Jesus in the manger comes the child born on Mars the

manger comes the child born on Mars the

manger comes the child born on Mars the second child ever that’s crazy but it

second child ever that’s crazy but it

second child ever that’s crazy but it needs to be done in a in a thoughtful

needs to be done in a in a thoughtful

needs to be done in a in a thoughtful way and we’ll be sending very

way and we’ll be sending very

way and we’ll be sending very responsible people to Mars and I expect

responsible people to Mars and I expect

responsible people to Mars and I expect that they will behave responsibly the

that they will behave responsibly the

that they will behave responsibly the Mars one website it says Mars one will

Mars one website it says Mars one will

Mars one website it says Mars one will advise the first settlement inhabitants

advise the first settlement inhabitants

advise the first settlement inhabitants not to attempt to have children at all

not to attempt to have children at all

not to attempt to have children at all plus am I not right sperm count drops in

plus am I not right sperm count drops in

plus am I not right sperm count drops in zero-g they never told me that one don’t

zero-g they never told me that one don’t

zero-g they never told me that one don’t have babies but then say you can’t have

have babies but then say you can’t have

have babies but then say you can’t have sex right that’s all well also can you

sex right that’s all well also can you

sex right that’s all well also can you send like a pregnant animal and then see

send like a pregnant animal and then see

send like a pregnant animal and then see what happens non-human animal yeah yeah

what happens non-human animal yeah yeah

what happens non-human animal yeah yeah yeah no I like a cat or a dolphin or

yeah no I like a cat or a dolphin or

yeah no I like a cat or a dolphin or something

something

something yeah dolphin yeah Sam widows the

yeah dolphin yeah Sam widows the

yeah dolphin yeah Sam widows the internet cats right and yeah that’ll

internet cats right and yeah that’ll

internet cats right and yeah that’ll fund it everybody watches the internet

fund it everybody watches the internet

fund it everybody watches the internet kidding oh that’s true you said that

kidding oh that’s true you said that

kidding oh that’s true you said that adorable pregnant cat then that’s the

adorable pregnant cat then that’s the

adorable pregnant cat then that’s the solution for raising money the plan of

solution for raising money the plan of

solution for raising money the plan of this like everyone wants to see the

this like everyone wants to see the

this like everyone wants to see the landing but I’m presuming the reason he

landing but I’m presuming the reason he

landing but I’m presuming the reason he doesn’t want them to attempt to

doesn’t want them to attempt to

doesn’t want them to attempt to reproduce the first crew is because they

reproduce the first crew is because they

reproduce the first crew is because they want to do some kind of testing and

want to do some kind of testing and

want to do some kind of testing and experiments I can only get those so that

experiments I can only get those so that

experiments I can only get those so that would almost make sense crying about

would almost make sense crying about

would almost make sense crying about being five right at all right this my

being five right at all right this my

being five right at all right this my first choice would not be having

first choice would not be having

first choice would not be having toddlers running around right because

toddlers running around right because

toddlers running around right because they themselves are not good at survival

they themselves are not good at survival

they themselves are not good at survival right most of the life of the parent is

right most of the life of the parent is

right most of the life of the parent is preventing the toddler from dying am I

preventing the toddler from dying am I

preventing the toddler from dying am I wrong here parent any parents in their

wrong here parent any parents in their

wrong here parent any parents in their way that is the whole job to have them

way that is the whole job to have them

way that is the whole job to have them not die that’s all I’m saying

not die that’s all I’m saying

not die that’s all I’m saying kids are hard enough to track if you try

kids are hard enough to track if you try

kids are hard enough to track if you try to keep your own damn self alive if you

to keep your own damn self alive if you

to keep your own damn self alive if you hadn’t yet I’d like you have teenagers

hadn’t yet I’d like you have teenagers

hadn’t yet I’d like you have teenagers at home toddler to break your dishwasher

at home toddler to break your dishwasher

at home toddler to break your dishwasher but to break your thing in outer space

but to break your thing in outer space

but to break your thing in outer space would be terrible I told you not to push

would be terrible I told you not to push

would be terrible I told you not to push that button yes