hi not you hi
not you hi
not you hi these are the jerk-offs you don’t enjoy
these are the jerk-offs you don’t enjoy
these are the jerk-offs you don’t enjoy did you see the memo about this welcome
did you see the memo about this welcome
did you see the memo about this welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be
to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our top 10 favorite movie
counting down our top 10 favorite movie
counting down our top 10 favorite movie jerks my friend don’t be a jerk
jerks my friend don’t be a jerk
jerks my friend don’t be a jerk step aside if he does that again you can
step aside if he does that again you can
step aside if he does that again you can shoot him to keep an even playing field
shoot him to keep an even playing field
shoot him to keep an even playing field we decided to stick with characters that
we decided to stick with characters that
we decided to stick with characters that hassle the film’s protagonists number 10
hassle the film’s protagonists number 10
hassle the film’s protagonists number 10 Ted
Ted
Ted bridesmaids this is so awkward I really
bridesmaids this is so awkward I really
bridesmaids this is so awkward I really want you to leave but I don’t know how
want you to leave but I don’t know how
want you to leave but I don’t know how to say without sounding like a dick
to say without sounding like a dick
to say without sounding like a dick uh-huh
uh-huh
uh-huh kicking off our list is the character
kicking off our list is the character
kicking off our list is the character that proves that just because you look
that proves that just because you look
that proves that just because you look like Don Draper doesn’t mean you’re
like Don Draper doesn’t mean you’re
like Don Draper doesn’t mean you’re smooth like Don Draper
smooth like Don Draper
smooth like Don Draper you can totally lay down my lap
just take a little lap now as Kristen
just take a little lap now as Kristen wigs handsome buddy with benefits Jon
wigs handsome buddy with benefits Jon
wigs handsome buddy with benefits Jon Hamm plays a mean spirited and
Hamm plays a mean spirited and
Hamm plays a mean spirited and self-obsessed jerk
self-obsessed jerk
self-obsessed jerk who’s constantly crushing her
who’s constantly crushing her
who’s constantly crushing her self-esteem calling her names and
self-esteem calling her names and
self-esteem calling her names and setting up the next booty call open for
setting up the next booty call open for
setting up the next booty call open for bids
bids
bids few jerks can successfully convince
few jerks can successfully convince
few jerks can successfully convince others they’re actually sensitive and
others they’re actually sensitive and
others they’re actually sensitive and caring while also cranking the
caring while also cranking the
caring while also cranking the exploitation dial 211 you should
exploitation dial 211 you should
exploitation dial 211 you should probably go I’m gonna miss you so much
probably go I’m gonna miss you so much
probably go I’m gonna miss you so much number nine Benjamin Kane Wayne’s World
number nine Benjamin Kane Wayne’s World
number nine Benjamin Kane Wayne’s World yep um tasks you mountain do
yep um tasks you mountain do
yep um tasks you mountain do PepsiCo love Young South how fun this
PepsiCo love Young South how fun this
PepsiCo love Young South how fun this guy is good this guy is the rich and
guy is good this guy is the rich and
guy is good this guy is the rich and ridiculously handsome TV executive who
ridiculously handsome TV executive who
ridiculously handsome TV executive who uses his charm to steal Wayne’s Show and
uses his charm to steal Wayne’s Show and
uses his charm to steal Wayne’s Show and his girl what makes him a total douche
his girl what makes him a total douche
his girl what makes him a total douche besides the false pretences or his use
besides the false pretences or his use
besides the false pretences or his use of hair gel is that he is the only jerk
of hair gel is that he is the only jerk
of hair gel is that he is the only jerk to our knowledge to get his own happy
to our knowledge to get his own happy
to our knowledge to get his own happy ending he didn’t really think she’d end
ending he didn’t really think she’d end
ending he didn’t really think she’d end up with Wayne did you number eight
up with Wayne did you number eight
up with Wayne did you number eight Edward Rooney Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Edward Rooney Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Edward Rooney Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Rooney is the embodiment of everything
Rooney is the embodiment of everything
Rooney is the embodiment of everything you hated about high school
you hated about high school
you hated about high school if Ferris thinks that he can just coast
if Ferris thinks that he can just coast
if Ferris thinks that he can just coast through this month and still graduate he
through this month and still graduate he
through this month and still graduate he is sorely mistaken on his quest to prove
is sorely mistaken on his quest to prove
is sorely mistaken on his quest to prove wrongdoing he overstepped his authority
wrongdoing he overstepped his authority
wrongdoing he overstepped his authority harasses other students and even does a
harasses other students and even does a
harasses other students and even does a little breaking and entering unlike some
little breaking and entering unlike some
little breaking and entering unlike some of the other jerks on our list he spends
of the other jerks on our list he spends
of the other jerks on our list he spends most of his screen time getting what’s
most of his screen time getting what’s
most of his screen time getting what’s coming to him including getting his face
coming to him including getting his face
coming to him including getting his face dirty dance yes number seven the O’Doyle
dirty dance yes number seven the O’Doyle
dirty dance yes number seven the O’Doyle family Billy Madison your Doyle rule
family Billy Madison your Doyle rule
family Billy Madison your Doyle rule this family of hard headed bullies
this family of hard headed bullies
this family of hard headed bullies regularly makes Adam Sandler’s High
regularly makes Adam Sandler’s High
regularly makes Adam Sandler’s High School redo as unpleasant as possible
School redo as unpleasant as possible
School redo as unpleasant as possible Doyle wigs thanks a lot old oil nice
Doyle wigs thanks a lot old oil nice
Doyle wigs thanks a lot old oil nice meeting you whether it’s by pouring soup
meeting you whether it’s by pouring soup
meeting you whether it’s by pouring soup on his head or by stuffing his locker
on his head or by stuffing his locker
on his head or by stuffing his locker with crap literal crap O’Doyle rules
with crap literal crap O’Doyle rules
with crap literal crap O’Doyle rules what makes these jerks stand out from
what makes these jerks stand out from
what makes these jerks stand out from the rest
the rest
the rest is their trademark chant who rolls
is their trademark chant who rolls
is their trademark chant who rolls thankfully they make a solid push for a
thankfully they make a solid push for a
thankfully they make a solid push for a Darwin Award by driving over a banana
Darwin Award by driving over a banana
Darwin Award by driving over a banana peel and veering off a cliff and thus
peel and veering off a cliff and thus
peel and veering off a cliff and thus removing their prolific family tree from
removing their prolific family tree from
removing their prolific family tree from the gene pool
the gene pool
the gene pool rule number six Walter Peck Ghostbusters
rule number six Walter Peck Ghostbusters
rule number six Walter Peck Ghostbusters excuse me this is private property
excuse me this is private property
excuse me this is private property shut this off shut these all up thanks
shut this off shut these all up thanks
shut this off shut these all up thanks to a personal vendetta and a bruised ego
to a personal vendetta and a bruised ego
to a personal vendetta and a bruised ego this small-minded EPA mouthpiece leads
this small-minded EPA mouthpiece leads
this small-minded EPA mouthpiece leads the charge against Bill Murray and the
the charge against Bill Murray and the
the charge against Bill Murray and the Ghostbusters everything was mine with
Ghostbusters everything was mine with
Ghostbusters everything was mine with our system until the power grid was shut
our system until the power grid was shut
our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here they caused an
off by dickless here they caused an
off by dickless here they caused an explosion is this true yes it’s true
explosion is this true yes it’s true
explosion is this true yes it’s true this man has no dick in a textbook
this man has no dick in a textbook
this man has no dick in a textbook example of bureaucracy getting in the
example of bureaucracy getting in the
example of bureaucracy getting in the way of what makes sense mr. pecker
way of what makes sense mr. pecker
way of what makes sense mr. pecker sorry pecks failed policies lead to a
sorry pecks failed policies lead to a
sorry pecks failed policies lead to a citywide jumbo Twinkie sized go storm
citywide jumbo Twinkie sized go storm
citywide jumbo Twinkie sized go storm but don’t worry in the end he gets hit
but don’t worry in the end he gets hit
but don’t worry in the end he gets hit over the head with his own mistakes
number five Ernie McCracken kingpin now
number five Ernie McCracken kingpin now it’s Bill Murray’s turn to be the bully
it’s Bill Murray’s turn to be the bully
it’s Bill Murray’s turn to be the bully watch the door he plays a hustler who
watch the door he plays a hustler who
watch the door he plays a hustler who exploits a young bowling prodigy named
exploits a young bowling prodigy named
exploits a young bowling prodigy named Munson but when things go sour he bails
Munson but when things go sour he bails
Munson but when things go sour he bails and leaves Munson to deal with the
and leaves Munson to deal with the
and leaves Munson to deal with the consequences of course big ern never
consequences of course big ern never
consequences of course big ern never owns up to what he did and instead he
owns up to what he did and instead he
owns up to what he did and instead he goes on about getting dirty with
goes on about getting dirty with
goes on about getting dirty with Munson’s love interest it’s a small
Munson’s love interest it’s a small
Munson’s love interest it’s a small world when you’ve got unbelievable touch
world when you’ve got unbelievable touch
world when you’ve got unbelievable touch turns Munson into a mainstream slur a
turns Munson into a mainstream slur a
turns Munson into a mainstream slur a real monster and showcases his lack of
real monster and showcases his lack of
real monster and showcases his lack of morals by sleeping with moms from the
morals by sleeping with moms from the
morals by sleeping with moms from the charities for fatherless families it’s a
charities for fatherless families it’s a
charities for fatherless families it’s a tough world these kids nearly got
tough world these kids nearly got
tough world these kids nearly got munsoned number four Draco Malfoy Harry
munsoned number four Draco Malfoy Harry
munsoned number four Draco Malfoy Harry Potter come on it was funny gee this
Potter come on it was funny gee this
Potter come on it was funny gee this bigoted bully is member number one of
bigoted bully is member number one of
bigoted bully is member number one of Slytherin house a snobbish schoolyard
Slytherin house a snobbish schoolyard
Slytherin house a snobbish schoolyard big shot draco uses his family’s wealth
big shot draco uses his family’s wealth
big shot draco uses his family’s wealth and pure blood heritage as a way to put
and pure blood heritage as a way to put
and pure blood heritage as a way to put down harry’s gang shut up Malfoy this
down harry’s gang shut up Malfoy this
down harry’s gang shut up Malfoy this mean-spirited racist coward can’t even
mean-spirited racist coward can’t even
mean-spirited racist coward can’t even fight his own battles and is always
fight his own battles and is always
fight his own battles and is always strutting around with his pair of goons
strutting around with his pair of goons
strutting around with his pair of goons for protection worst of all it’s just
for protection worst of all it’s just
for protection worst of all it’s just practice until he can join his father at
practice until he can join his father at
practice until he can join his father at the Dark Lord’s side don’t you just want
the Dark Lord’s side don’t you just want
the Dark Lord’s side don’t you just want to crack his little jerk nose every time
to crack his little jerk nose every time
to crack his little jerk nose every time he says Potter butt
he says Potter butt
he says Potter butt about didn’t you Potter famous Harry
about didn’t you Potter famous Harry
about didn’t you Potter famous Harry Potter
Potter
Potter number three Richard Thornberg die hard
number three Richard Thornberg die hard
number three Richard Thornberg die hard tell me you got that I got it I got it
tell me you got that I got it I got it
tell me you got that I got it I got it Walter Peck may have been annoying but
Walter Peck may have been annoying but
Walter Peck may have been annoying but this guy’s a real dick this arrogant
this guy’s a real dick this arrogant
this guy’s a real dick this arrogant news reporter jeopardizes the safety of
news reporter jeopardizes the safety of
news reporter jeopardizes the safety of John McClane’s family by threatening to
John McClane’s family by threatening to
John McClane’s family by threatening to deport their made as a way to get into
deport their made as a way to get into
deport their made as a way to get into their home to interview the already
their home to interview the already
their home to interview the already terrified children you let me in right
terrified children you let me in right
terrified children you let me in right now Dianna’s comprende
now Dianna’s comprende
now Dianna’s comprende Thornburg is a soulless opportunist to
Thornburg is a soulless opportunist to
Thornburg is a soulless opportunist to the point where he makes the kids
the point where he makes the kids
the point where he makes the kids believe they’ll never see their parents
believe they’ll never see their parents
believe they’ll never see their parents again thankfully he gets what’s coming
again thankfully he gets what’s coming
again thankfully he gets what’s coming to him in the face number two bill
to him in the face number two bill
to him in the face number two bill Lumbergh office space so Peter what’s
Lumbergh office space so Peter what’s
Lumbergh office space so Peter what’s happening it’s a side-splitting parody
happening it’s a side-splitting parody
happening it’s a side-splitting parody of the stuffiness at the management
of the stuffiness at the management
of the stuffiness at the management level and it’s star cult favorite jerk
level and it’s star cult favorite jerk
level and it’s star cult favorite jerk cranks the douche up to 11 I’m gonna
cranks the douche up to 11 I’m gonna
cranks the douche up to 11 I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in
need you to go ahead and come in
need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow he does this by making his
tomorrow he does this by making his
tomorrow he does this by making his employees do pointless work lowering
employees do pointless work lowering
employees do pointless work lowering their working standards and by making
their working standards and by making
their working standards and by making unfair requests in the most painfully
unfair requests in the most painfully
unfair requests in the most painfully non confrontational way imaginable oh oh
non confrontational way imaginable oh oh
non confrontational way imaginable oh oh and I almost forgot uh I’m also gonna
and I almost forgot uh I’m also gonna
and I almost forgot uh I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on
need you to go ahead and come in on
need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday – okay
Sunday – okay
Sunday – okay coercion aside bill simply gets stuck
coercion aside bill simply gets stuck
coercion aside bill simply gets stuck deep in your head especially if you
deep in your head especially if you
deep in your head especially if you think he’s been with your girlfriend so
think he’s been with your girlfriend so
think he’s been with your girlfriend so just don’t call me okay hello to
just don’t call me okay hello to
just don’t call me okay hello to Lumbergh number one this Griff Buford
Lumbergh number one this Griff Buford
Lumbergh number one this Griff Buford Tannen Back to the Future looky what we
Tannen Back to the Future looky what we
Tannen Back to the Future looky what we have here taking the top spot on our
have here taking the top spot on our
have here taking the top spot on our list is the genetic line of Butthead or
list is the genetic line of Butthead or
list is the genetic line of Butthead or you call it Butthead Butthead that is
you call it Butthead Butthead that is
you call it Butthead Butthead that is incapable of delivering a proper insult
incapable of delivering a proper insult
incapable of delivering a proper insult that is barring a radical change in the
that is barring a radical change in the
that is barring a radical change in the timeline now why don’t you make like a
timeline now why don’t you make like a
timeline now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of you it’s leave there
tree and get out of you it’s leave there
tree and get out of you it’s leave there the quintessential movie jerks because
the quintessential movie jerks because
the quintessential movie jerks because it doesn’t matter which era of hill
it doesn’t matter which era of hill
it doesn’t matter which era of hill valleys history the time-traveling Marty
valleys history the time-traveling Marty
valleys history the time-traveling Marty McFly ends up in a Tannen will always be
McFly ends up in a Tannen will always be
McFly ends up in a Tannen will always be there to bully a McFly and to get Marty
there to bully a McFly and to get Marty
there to bully a McFly and to get Marty in trouble by calling him Chicken What’s
in trouble by calling him Chicken What’s
in trouble by calling him Chicken What’s Wrong McFly chicken
do you agree with our list yeah um I’m
do you agree with our list yeah um I’m gonna have to go ahead and sort of
gonna have to go ahead and sort of
gonna have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there who is your
disagree with you there who is your
disagree with you there who is your favorite movie jerk for more
favorite movie jerk for more
favorite movie jerk for more entertaining top 10s be sure to
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subscribe to watchmojo.com bye I’ll fix
subscribe to watchmojo.com bye I’ll fix you Venkman I’m gonna fix you I’m gonna
you Venkman I’m gonna fix you I’m gonna
you Venkman I’m gonna fix you I’m gonna get you a nice fruit basket I’m gonna
get you a nice fruit basket I’m gonna
get you a nice fruit basket I’m gonna miss him
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