hello yes i’m bannin it’s always fun to watch the muscles from Brussels do his
watch the muscles from Brussels do his
watch the muscles from Brussels do his thing
thing
thing welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down the top 10 John Close
be counting down the top 10 John Close
be counting down the top 10 John Close Van Damme moments there’s no rules
Van Damme moments there’s no rules
Van Damme moments there’s no rules number 10 the snake hard target kicking
number 10 the snake hard target kicking
number 10 the snake hard target kicking off our list is the unforgettable scene
off our list is the unforgettable scene
off our list is the unforgettable scene in which Van Damme totally kills the
in which Van Damme totally kills the
in which Van Damme totally kills the mood with his lady friend this would
mood with his lady friend this would
mood with his lady friend this would ordinarily be just another kiss
ordinarily be just another kiss
ordinarily be just another kiss haphazardly interrupted by a rattlesnake
haphazardly interrupted by a rattlesnake
haphazardly interrupted by a rattlesnake if only Van Damme decided not to
if only Van Damme decided not to
if only Van Damme decided not to provocatively slap the reptile punch it
provocatively slap the reptile punch it
provocatively slap the reptile punch it watch it go limp
watch it go limp
watch it go limp then take a bite what are you doing
then take a bite what are you doing
then take a bite what are you doing extra points for the hare number 9
extra points for the hare number 9
extra points for the hare number 9 closest to cold
closest to cold
closest to cold Coors Light ads my nipples were so cold
Coors Light ads my nipples were so cold
Coors Light ads my nipples were so cold this started talking to me in this
this started talking to me in this
this started talking to me in this recent television ad series an aged Van
recent television ad series an aged Van
recent television ad series an aged Van Damme shows us where he’s been for the
Damme shows us where he’s been for the
Damme shows us where he’s been for the last two decades standing alone in the
last two decades standing alone in the
last two decades standing alone in the Rockies he explains that he’s trying to
Rockies he explains that he’s trying to
Rockies he explains that he’s trying to recreate the freshness of an ice-cold
recreate the freshness of an ice-cold
recreate the freshness of an ice-cold beer by partaking in a variety of
beer by partaking in a variety of
beer by partaking in a variety of activities ranging from wearing frozen
activities ranging from wearing frozen
activities ranging from wearing frozen pants to getting frostbitten hair and
pants to getting frostbitten hair and
pants to getting frostbitten hair and making snow angels while singing classic
making snow angels while singing classic
making snow angels while singing classic 80s tunes take my breath away
80s tunes take my breath away
80s tunes take my breath away Oh
number eight the perverted gym teacher
number eight the perverted gym teacher double impact peers in this film landon
double impact peers in this film landon
double impact peers in this film landon plays a karate instructor that likes to
plays a karate instructor that likes to
plays a karate instructor that likes to work his magic with the ladies all while
work his magic with the ladies all while
work his magic with the ladies all while wearing skintight spandex
wearing skintight spandex
wearing skintight spandex everything he says and does is a
everything he says and does is a
everything he says and does is a shameless and cringe-worthy attempt to
shameless and cringe-worthy attempt to
shameless and cringe-worthy attempt to get their numbers including this I
get their numbers including this I
get their numbers including this I thought this was supposed to be an
thought this was supposed to be an
thought this was supposed to be an action movie number seven the splits
action movie number seven the splits
action movie number seven the splits black eagle in this flick Van Damme
black eagle in this flick Van Damme
black eagle in this flick Van Damme finds himself on a ship full of men
finds himself on a ship full of men
finds himself on a ship full of men obviously the best way to provide
obviously the best way to provide
obviously the best way to provide entertainment is to show off his knife
entertainment is to show off his knife
entertainment is to show off his knife throwing skills while doing the splits
throwing skills while doing the splits
throwing skills while doing the splits in tight shorts are you not convinced
in tight shorts are you not convinced
in tight shorts are you not convinced that the splits make everything cooler
that the splits make everything cooler
that the splits make everything cooler just watch him use it to dodge a Taser
just watch him use it to dodge a Taser
just watch him use it to dodge a Taser and Timecop curious how we got so
and Timecop curious how we got so
and Timecop curious how we got so flexible well check this out
number six motorcycle surfing
number six motorcycle surfing hard-target the worst mistake you can
hard-target the worst mistake you can
hard-target the worst mistake you can ever make is to play chicken with Van
ever make is to play chicken with Van
ever make is to play chicken with Van Damme especially if you’re driving a
Damme especially if you’re driving a
Damme especially if you’re driving a pickup truck and firing a machine gun
pickup truck and firing a machine gun
pickup truck and firing a machine gun because you’re going to miss and he’s
because you’re going to miss and he’s
because you’re going to miss and he’s going to use his bike surfing skills to
going to use his bike surfing skills to
going to use his bike surfing skills to blow you up
this wasn’t the only way to defeat the
this wasn’t the only way to defeat the bad guys but it’s definitely the coolest
bad guys but it’s definitely the coolest
bad guys but it’s definitely the coolest fully managed to add the splits in there
fully managed to add the splits in there
fully managed to add the splits in there somewhere
somewhere
somewhere number five kick the tree kick the tree
number five kick the tree kick the tree
number five kick the tree kick the tree from kick boxer on a journey to become
from kick boxer on a journey to become
from kick boxer on a journey to become the greatest fighter Van Damme is
the greatest fighter Van Damme is
the greatest fighter Van Damme is instructed by his master to kick through
instructed by his master to kick through
instructed by his master to kick through a tree with his shins when he succumbs
a tree with his shins when he succumbs
a tree with his shins when he succumbs to the pain he’s asked to make like a
to the pain he’s asked to make like a
to the pain he’s asked to make like a tree and get the hell out of course Van
tree and get the hell out of course Van
tree and get the hell out of course Van Damme decides to make his master proud
Damme decides to make his master proud
Damme decides to make his master proud by going ballistic it would have been
by going ballistic it would have been
by going ballistic it would have been easier to use an axe guys you see what
easier to use an axe guys you see what
easier to use an axe guys you see what you did now you got to take a trip to
you did now you got to take a trip to
you did now you got to take a trip to the hospital
the hospital
the hospital number four television turn on the Mingo
number four television turn on the Mingo
number four television turn on the Mingo they got Van Damme likes to dance with
they got Van Damme likes to dance with
they got Van Damme likes to dance with beautiful women on foreign television
beautiful women on foreign television
beautiful women on foreign television shows one such time he got a little too
shows one such time he got a little too
shows one such time he got a little too excited and was caught onstage with a
excited and was caught onstage with a
excited and was caught onstage with a smoking gun
smoking gun
smoking gun just watch as the announcer tries to get
just watch as the announcer tries to get
just watch as the announcer tries to get on one knee to witness it up close you
on one knee to witness it up close you
on one knee to witness it up close you can’t really blame JCVD they’re throwing
can’t really blame JCVD they’re throwing
can’t really blame JCVD they’re throwing underwear at him for God’s sakes
underwear at him for God’s sakes
underwear at him for God’s sakes number three ball breaker from Lionheart
number three ball breaker from Lionheart
number three ball breaker from Lionheart joining the underground fighting circuit
joining the underground fighting circuit
joining the underground fighting circuit Van Dam’s first leather bested opponent
Van Dam’s first leather bested opponent
Van Dam’s first leather bested opponent taunts him with zingers he must have
taunts him with zingers he must have
taunts him with zingers he must have picked up in a prison shower kind of
picked up in a prison shower kind of
picked up in a prison shower kind of pretty I don’t know if I wanna fight you
pretty I don’t know if I wanna fight you
pretty I don’t know if I wanna fight you so Van Damme responds by grabbing his
so Van Damme responds by grabbing his
so Van Damme responds by grabbing his leg and giving him an impromptu sex
leg and giving him an impromptu sex
leg and giving him an impromptu sex change ironically his opponents name was
change ironically his opponents name was
change ironically his opponents name was sunny you get it he hid somewhere the
sunny you get it he hid somewhere the
sunny you get it he hid somewhere the Sun don’t shine yeah you get it number
Sun don’t shine yeah you get it number
Sun don’t shine yeah you get it number two on the dance floor kickboxer
two on the dance floor kickboxer
two on the dance floor kickboxer Van Dam’s very own mr. Miyagi wants to
Van Dam’s very own mr. Miyagi wants to
Van Dam’s very own mr. Miyagi wants to watch him dance in order to observe his
watch him dance in order to observe his
watch him dance in order to observe his sense of balance it would probably help
sense of balance it would probably help
sense of balance it would probably help if he knew how to dance especially
if he knew how to dance especially
if he knew how to dance especially without resorting to the splits not the
without resorting to the splits not the
without resorting to the splits not the beasts girl super mind anyway his
beasts girl super mind anyway his
beasts girl super mind anyway his dancing is so bad that it starts a bar
dancing is so bad that it starts a bar
dancing is so bad that it starts a bar fight
number one the scream from bloodsport
number one the scream from bloodsport taking the top spot on our list is the
taking the top spot on our list is the
taking the top spot on our list is the slow-motion scream that should have won
slow-motion scream that should have won
slow-motion scream that should have won Van Damme the Oscar blinded by his
Van Damme the Oscar blinded by his
Van Damme the Oscar blinded by his cheating opponent Van Damme lets out a
cheating opponent Van Damme lets out a
cheating opponent Van Damme lets out a defeated yell in which the horror in his
defeated yell in which the horror in his
defeated yell in which the horror in his eyes and voice give way to a moment of
eyes and voice give way to a moment of
eyes and voice give way to a moment of pure clarity
don’t worry that freaky peck popping
don’t worry that freaky peck popping opponents still didn’t have a chance
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