I’ve never in my life shaved my mustache I’ve trimmed it but I’ve never a razor
I’ve trimmed it but I’ve never a razor
I’ve trimmed it but I’ve never a razor has never touched the my upper lip in my
has never touched the my upper lip in my
has never touched the my upper lip in my entire life so two things are true
entire life so two things are true
entire life so two things are true there’s no hair growth between the
there’s no hair growth between the
there’s no hair growth between the dinner prepared to meditate and the
dinner prepared to meditate and the
dinner prepared to meditate and the bottom of my nose
bottom of my nose
bottom of my nose I don’t shave that just doesn’t grow
I don’t shave that just doesn’t grow
I don’t shave that just doesn’t grow there right and then it goes like in the
there right and then it goes like in the
there right and then it goes like in the lower half of the lip and so there’s all
lower half of the lip and so there’s all
lower half of the lip and so there’s all the hair right there and so if it gets
the hair right there and so if it gets
the hair right there and so if it gets too long I just you know just sort of
too long I just you know just sort of
too long I just you know just sort of cut it and I’ve had them this mustache
cut it and I’ve had them this mustache
cut it and I’ve had them this mustache back ever since when moustaches were in
back ever since when moustaches were in
back ever since when moustaches were in style some people have accused it as
style some people have accused it as
style some people have accused it as being in 1970s porn stache porn mustache
being in 1970s porn stache porn mustache
being in 1970s porn stache porn mustache because all the porn stars over the era
because all the porn stars over the era
because all the porn stars over the era had mustaches but yeah I just it’s just
had mustaches but yeah I just it’s just
had mustaches but yeah I just it’s just little barber scissors just so doesn’t
little barber scissors just so doesn’t
little barber scissors just so doesn’t get all in your mouth and get all mushy
get all in your mouth and get all mushy
get all in your mouth and get all mushy I remember being 14 or 15 sort of
I remember being 14 or 15 sort of
I remember being 14 or 15 sort of drawing in a mustache or I can get into
drawing in a mustache or I can get into
drawing in a mustache or I can get into x-rated movies this before porn was
x-rated movies this before porn was
x-rated movies this before porn was completely free on the internet you know
completely free on the internet you know
completely free on the internet you know who’s like there’s your only access and
who’s like there’s your only access and
who’s like there’s your only access and so I try to pretend like I was seventeen
so I try to pretend like I was seventeen
so I try to pretend like I was seventeen or something even though I was 14 or 15
or something even though I was 14 or 15
or something even though I was 14 or 15 who knows how real it actually looked to
who knows how real it actually looked to
who knows how real it actually looked to others I have to believe as an adult
others I have to believe as an adult
others I have to believe as an adult myself that the adult people at the
myself that the adult people at the
myself that the adult people at the movie theater they must have known they
movie theater they must have known they
movie theater they must have known they just must have known it just laughed
just must have known it just laughed
just must have known it just laughed about it later kids always think they
about it later kids always think they
about it later kids always think they they can outsmart adults and I’m pretty
they can outsmart adults and I’m pretty
they can outsmart adults and I’m pretty sure adults just let him think that
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