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Car Cannibals | Dirty Rotten Survival


here’s the deal fellas the challenge for

here’s the deal fellas the challenge for tonight we’re going to cannibalize the

tonight we’re going to cannibalize the

tonight we’re going to cannibalize the vehicles in some way shape or form to

vehicles in some way shape or form to

vehicles in some way shape or form to take things with us that will make us

take things with us that will make us

take things with us that will make us more comfortable to camp take anything

more comfortable to camp take anything

more comfortable to camp take anything we want off it exactly yes you can take

we want off it exactly yes you can take

we want off it exactly yes you can take anything off the car and then carry fire

anything off the car and then carry fire

anything off the car and then carry fire from point A to point B and you start

from point A to point B and you start

from point A to point B and you start your next fire with the fire that you’re

your next fire with the fire that you’re

your next fire with the fire that you’re carrying done let’s do it I’ve got a

carrying done let’s do it I’ve got a

carrying done let’s do it I’ve got a slight disadvantage everything’s wet is

slight disadvantage everything’s wet is

slight disadvantage everything’s wet is your wax

Dave’s challenge the guys to use

Dave’s challenge the guys to use anything they can mine from their cars

anything they can mine from their cars

anything they can mine from their cars and only their cars for a night out

and only their cars for a night out

and only their cars for a night out camping gonna remove this reservoir for

camping gonna remove this reservoir for

camping gonna remove this reservoir for the windshield washer fluid and

the windshield washer fluid and

the windshield washer fluid and hopefully use this for a container if I

hopefully use this for a container if I

hopefully use this for a container if I need to carry water over distance and

need to carry water over distance and

need to carry water over distance and when they get bad the cars must be able

when they get bad the cars must be able

when they get bad the cars must be able to drive and be street-legal

here we have a Buick Century station

here we have a Buick Century station wagon survival knife I’ve disconnected

wagon survival knife I’ve disconnected

wagon survival knife I’ve disconnected the battery

the battery

the battery I’ve safely pulled the airbag out and

I’ve safely pulled the airbag out and

I’ve safely pulled the airbag out and now from the battery to the airbag I’m

now from the battery to the airbag I’m

now from the battery to the airbag I’m going to detonate the airbag cuz I need

going to detonate the airbag cuz I need

going to detonate the airbag cuz I need the bag this is like the end of a great

the bag this is like the end of a great

the bag this is like the end of a great action movie it’s like you know which

action movie it’s like you know which

action movie it’s like you know which wire to cut like the blue with red and

wire to cut like the blue with red and

wire to cut like the blue with red and they’re like blue kind of blue cut the

they’re like blue kind of blue cut the

they’re like blue kind of blue cut the blue one thanks for the warning bird

blue one thanks for the warning bird

blue one thanks for the warning bird Jesus I thought you blew yourself up

Jesus I thought you blew yourself up

Jesus I thought you blew yourself up over there did you enjoy that Johnny I

over there did you enjoy that Johnny I

over there did you enjoy that Johnny I loved it I know you did

loved it I know you did

loved it I know you did he’s 12 Dada Dada Dada

he’s 12 Dada Dada Dada

he’s 12 Dada Dada Dada their only method to start fire is with

their only method to start fire is with

their only method to start fire is with a car battery so dave has also

a car battery so dave has also

a car battery so dave has also challenged the guys to come up with a

challenged the guys to come up with a

challenged the guys to come up with a way to carry a burning ember all the way

way to carry a burning ember all the way

way to carry a burning ember all the way to where they’ll camp

I’m going to make a box a failed attempt

I’m going to make a box a failed attempt to bring fire to the camp will result in

to bring fire to the camp will result in

to bring fire to the camp will result in a long cold night

a long cold night

a long cold night this is soundproofing that’ll hold an

this is soundproofing that’ll hold an

this is soundproofing that’ll hold an ember and I’ll just keep moving it

ember and I’ll just keep moving it

ember and I’ll just keep moving it around the Ember will stay with it so

around the Ember will stay with it so

around the Ember will stay with it so what I’ve done here is I’ve taken the

what I’ve done here is I’ve taken the

what I’ve done here is I’ve taken the seat back the headrest let’s got these

seat back the headrest let’s got these

seat back the headrest let’s got these two metal rods on that’s how I’m gonna

two metal rods on that’s how I’m gonna

two metal rods on that’s how I’m gonna carry my fire wheels up we got to go

carry my fire wheels up we got to go

carry my fire wheels up we got to go alright so ember boxes or ember devices

alright so ember boxes or ember devices

alright so ember boxes or ember devices boys or ember purses or ember purses in

boys or ember purses or ember purses in

boys or ember purses or ember purses in your heads I suppose anytime sunshine

your heads I suppose anytime sunshine

your heads I suppose anytime sunshine dude y’all I’m seeing smoke coming out

dude y’all I’m seeing smoke coming out

dude y’all I’m seeing smoke coming out of yours you sure you’re ready to go

of yours you sure you’re ready to go

of yours you sure you’re ready to go this is my wind Starfire purse we had

this is my wind Starfire purse we had

this is my wind Starfire purse we had some million dollar idea boys

the guys are leaving their vehicles

the guys are leaving their vehicles behind for a truly challenging night in

behind for a truly challenging night in

behind for a truly challenging night in the woods

the woods

the woods the only comforts they’ve got with them

the only comforts they’ve got with them

the only comforts they’ve got with them are the clothes on their backs and

are the clothes on their backs and

are the clothes on their backs and whatever items they could cannibalize

whatever items they could cannibalize

whatever items they could cannibalize from their cars

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