thank you so I’m super excited to be here I got
so I’m super excited to be here I got
so I’m super excited to be here I got dressed up for you guys I did I went to
dressed up for you guys I did I went to
dressed up for you guys I did I went to a thrift shop if you can believe it for
a thrift shop if you can believe it for
a thrift shop if you can believe it for only $7 I got this incredible rash sores
only $7 I got this incredible rash sores
only $7 I got this incredible rash sores are gross I just don’t understand the
are gross I just don’t understand the
are gross I just don’t understand the whole vintage movement you know the
whole vintage movement you know the
whole vintage movement you know the artisan markets the antique shops like
artisan markets the antique shops like
artisan markets the antique shops like when do we call it vintage and when do
when do we call it vintage and when do
when do we call it vintage and when do we not just call it old and used like my
we not just call it old and used like my
we not just call it old and used like my body this is my vintage 1976 metabolism
body this is my vintage 1976 metabolism
body this is my vintage 1976 metabolism right here my knees been refurbished
right here my knees been refurbished
right here my knees been refurbished even my personality has been repurposed
even my personality has been repurposed
even my personality has been repurposed what was once cute and funny high it’s
what was once cute and funny high it’s
what was once cute and funny high it’s now awkward and creepy thing guys I feel
now awkward and creepy thing guys I feel
now awkward and creepy thing guys I feel bad for the lumbersexual have you heard
bad for the lumbersexual have you heard
bad for the lumbersexual have you heard this term this is not a dirty word this
this term this is not a dirty word this
this term this is not a dirty word this is a cultural word the lumbersexual it’s
is a cultural word the lumbersexual it’s
is a cultural word the lumbersexual it’s a hipster who wants to look like a
a hipster who wants to look like a
a hipster who wants to look like a lumberjack without doing any of the
lumberjack without doing any of the
lumberjack without doing any of the lumberjack activities like chopping down
lumberjack activities like chopping down
lumberjack activities like chopping down trees or masculinity so I’ve started an
trees or masculinity so I’ve started an
trees or masculinity so I’ve started an online dating service for the
online dating service for the
online dating service for the lumbersexual and I’m calling it timber
are your relationship splintering are
are your relationship splintering are you tired of the brush-off do you feel
you tired of the brush-off do you feel
you tired of the brush-off do you feel uprooted like you don’t have the jobs
uprooted like you don’t have the jobs
uprooted like you don’t have the jobs for dating well maybe you’ve been
for dating well maybe you’ve been
for dating well maybe you’ve been barking up the wrong tree time to branch
barking up the wrong tree time to branch
barking up the wrong tree time to branch out time to go it in a limb because now
out time to go it in a limb because now
out time to go it in a limb because now there’s a sliver of hope for you to find
there’s a sliver of hope for you to find
there’s a sliver of hope for you to find a new feller with timber log in today I
a new feller with timber log in today I
a new feller with timber log in today I would yeah there you go
would yeah there you go
would yeah there you go timber dating there it is I never dreamt
timber dating there it is I never dreamt
timber dating there it is I never dreamt that I would be a comedian it’s not the
that I would be a comedian it’s not the
that I would be a comedian it’s not the plan I used to be a pastor actually yeah
plan I used to be a pastor actually yeah
plan I used to be a pastor actually yeah it’s true I tell bar and club audiences
it’s true I tell bar and club audiences
it’s true I tell bar and club audiences that I used to be a church minister and
that I used to be a church minister and
that I used to be a church minister and they laugh at me but then I tell people
they laugh at me but then I tell people
they laugh at me but then I tell people from church that I’m a comedian and they
from church that I’m a comedian and they
from church that I’m a comedian and they pray for me so I’m really good at
pray for me so I’m really good at
pray for me so I’m really good at everything I do that’s what I’m learning
everything I do that’s what I’m learning
everything I do that’s what I’m learning but no my mom didn’t want me to be a
but no my mom didn’t want me to be a
but no my mom didn’t want me to be a comedian she wanted me to be something
comedian she wanted me to be something
comedian she wanted me to be something more respectable she wanted me to be a
more respectable she wanted me to be a
more respectable she wanted me to be a rock star
rock star
rock star it’s true
it’s true
it’s true you wanted so but let me tell you
you wanted so but let me tell you
you wanted so but let me tell you something though if you have a future
something though if you have a future
something though if you have a future plan if you have a future dream it’s
plan if you have a future dream it’s
plan if you have a future dream it’s important that you act now act today for
important that you act now act today for
important that you act now act today for what you want in the future that’s why
what you want in the future that’s why
what you want in the future that’s why when I was in grade 9 I was in her
when I was in grade 9 I was in her
when I was in grade 9 I was in her school choir and I was what I required a
school choir and I was what I required a
school choir and I was what I required a record dreamed of having a male soprano
record dreamed of having a male soprano
record dreamed of having a male soprano threat has award at the solo line in our
threat has award at the solo line in our
threat has award at the solo line in our spring concert touring series first stop
spring concert touring series first stop
spring concert touring series first stop on the tour Senior Center around the
on the tour Senior Center around the
on the tour Senior Center around the corner from her high school last stop on
corner from her high school last stop on
corner from her high school last stop on the tour Senior Center around the corner
the tour Senior Center around the corner
the tour Senior Center around the corner for high school only stop on the tour
for high school only stop on the tour
for high school only stop on the tour Senior Center guys it was our only stop
Senior Center guys it was our only stop
Senior Center guys it was our only stop we weren’t that good so I was awarded
we weren’t that good so I was awarded
we weren’t that good so I was awarded the solo line in the Lion Sleeps some of
the solo line in the Lion Sleeps some of
the solo line in the Lion Sleeps some of you will know that from The Lion King
you will know that from The Lion King
you will know that from The Lion King and those of you who are older will know
and those of you who are older will know
and those of you who are older will know it from the nylons but I need your help
it from the nylons but I need your help
it from the nylons but I need your help right now I’m gonna direct the women
right now I’m gonna direct the women
right now I’m gonna direct the women ways you are gonna sing the women ways
ways you are gonna sing the women ways
ways you are gonna sing the women ways and then you will keep it going
and then you will keep it going
and then you will keep it going those were imperative statements are you
those were imperative statements are you
those were imperative statements are you ready here we go a whim away a whim or a
ready here we go a whim away a whim or a
ready here we go a whim away a whim or a whim a whim away Oh mo Oh mo and more I
whim a whim away Oh mo Oh mo and more I
whim a whim away Oh mo Oh mo and more I need more a whim away a whim away a whim
need more a whim away a whim away a whim
need more a whim away a whim away a whim away a whim oh a whim in a jungle the
away a whim oh a whim in a jungle the
away a whim oh a whim in a jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight we
mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight we
mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight we the jungle the mighty jungle the lion
the jungle the mighty jungle the lion
the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
sleeps tonight
sleeps tonight [Music]
[Music]
[Music] cut the music
cut the music
cut the music puberty is not your friend
puberty is not your friend
puberty is not your friend puberty kills dreams guys the choir
puberty kills dreams guys the choir
puberty kills dreams guys the choir director stripped the solo from me said
director stripped the solo from me said
director stripped the solo from me said I wasn’t boy enough to hit the high
I wasn’t boy enough to hit the high
I wasn’t boy enough to hit the high notes
notes
notes I know it’s hard heartbreaking
I know it’s hard heartbreaking
I know it’s hard heartbreaking I’m sure I remember the first fruits of
I’m sure I remember the first fruits of
I’m sure I remember the first fruits of puberty counting my armpit hairs in the
puberty counting my armpit hairs in the
puberty counting my armpit hairs in the mirror at camp with my friends I got
mirror at camp with my friends I got
mirror at camp with my friends I got three high five
three high five
three high five but what’s that growth done for me
but what’s that growth done for me
but what’s that growth done for me lately it’s giving my son a bath without
lately it’s giving my son a bath without
lately it’s giving my son a bath without my shirt on sorry for the image but if
my shirt on sorry for the image but if
my shirt on sorry for the image but if you’ve ever bathed the child you know
you’ve ever bathed the child you know
you’ve ever bathed the child you know it’s like wrestling a walrus in shallow
it’s like wrestling a walrus in shallow
it’s like wrestling a walrus in shallow water you’re gonna get wet shirtless my
water you’re gonna get wet shirtless my
water you’re gonna get wet shirtless my son says hey Dad do this so I did that
son says hey Dad do this so I did that
son says hey Dad do this so I did that and he went haha your armpits are hairy
and he went haha your armpits are hairy
and he went haha your armpits are hairy kids can be cruel people ask me where my
kids can be cruel people ask me where my
kids can be cruel people ask me where my daughter gets her long flowing curly
daughter gets her long flowing curly
daughter gets her long flowing curly locks I’m always like right here call
locks I’m always like right here call
locks I’m always like right here call this the gene pool my real dream though
this the gene pool my real dream though
this the gene pool my real dream though was to be a professional football player
was to be a professional football player
was to be a professional football player as you can tell by my physique thank you
as you can tell by my physique thank you
as you can tell by my physique thank you standing on the line quarterback says
standing on the line quarterback says
standing on the line quarterback says Hut I push off my Achilles tendon
Hut I push off my Achilles tendon
Hut I push off my Achilles tendon ruptures yeah I was on the grounds like
ruptures yeah I was on the grounds like
ruptures yeah I was on the grounds like aa guy who was covering me heard it blow
aa guy who was covering me heard it blow
aa guy who was covering me heard it blow it was like awesome
it was like awesome
it was like awesome my wife offered me sympathy ah then I
my wife offered me sympathy ah then I
my wife offered me sympathy ah then I showed her my bloody post-operation
showed her my bloody post-operation
showed her my bloody post-operation stitches she was like ah you can
stitches she was like ah you can
stitches she was like ah you can communicate a lot of emotion with those
communicate a lot of emotion with those
communicate a lot of emotion with those two letters a and W just like the burger
two letters a and W just like the burger
two letters a and W just like the burger you get it in your hand you’re like oh
you get it in your hand you’re like oh
you get it in your hand you’re like oh you put it in your mouth you’re like oh
you put it in your mouth you’re like oh
you put it in your mouth you’re like oh half an hour later you’re in the
half an hour later you’re in the
half an hour later you’re in the bathroom ah you’re gonna have setbacks
bathroom ah you’re gonna have setbacks
bathroom ah you’re gonna have setbacks you’re gonna have challenges you’re
you’re gonna have challenges you’re
you’re gonna have challenges you’re gonna fail and that’s when you’d reach
gonna fail and that’s when you’d reach
gonna fail and that’s when you’d reach us and you adapt and you eventually fall
us and you adapt and you eventually fall
us and you adapt and you eventually fall into or discover your true passion or
into or discover your true passion or
into or discover your true passion or your real purpose and life and I’m very
your real purpose and life and I’m very
your real purpose and life and I’m very excited to now as an adult be living in
excited to now as an adult be living in
excited to now as an adult be living in my passion I’m a stay-at-home father
which means I do a ton of laundry and
which means I do a ton of laundry and day-drinking get my wife’s my sugar mama
day-drinking get my wife’s my sugar mama
day-drinking get my wife’s my sugar mama simply means she has a job it’s a good
simply means she has a job it’s a good
simply means she has a job it’s a good deal I’m not unemployed guys I need to
deal I’m not unemployed guys I need to
deal I’m not unemployed guys I need to clarify I’m not unemployed I’m
clarify I’m not unemployed I’m
clarify I’m not unemployed I’m self-employed and there’s a difference
self-employed and there’s a difference
self-employed and there’s a difference see with unemployment nobody pays you
see with unemployment nobody pays you
see with unemployment nobody pays you with self-employment I don’t pay me you
with self-employment I don’t pay me you
with self-employment I don’t pay me you can’t buy that kind of freedom I
can’t buy that kind of freedom I
can’t buy that kind of freedom I literally cannot buy anything at all
literally cannot buy anything at all
literally cannot buy anything at all without permission for my sugar mama
without permission for my sugar mama
without permission for my sugar mama like it’s our anniversary coming up and
like it’s our anniversary coming up and
like it’s our anniversary coming up and I’m super excited to see what she gets
I’m super excited to see what she gets
I’m super excited to see what she gets for herself do you think it bothers me
for herself do you think it bothers me
for herself do you think it bothers me that my wife makes more than money than
that my wife makes more than money than
that my wife makes more than money than me do you think it bothers me no it
me do you think it bothers me no it
me do you think it bothers me no it doesn’t shut your mouth fact I’m
doesn’t shut your mouth fact I’m
doesn’t shut your mouth fact I’m teaching my son Jill you gotta find a
teaching my son Jill you gotta find a
teaching my son Jill you gotta find a woman with marketable skills and a high
woman with marketable skills and a high
woman with marketable skills and a high income earning potential and I’m
income earning potential and I’m
income earning potential and I’m teaching my daughter do not marry your
teaching my daughter do not marry your
teaching my daughter do not marry your brother I love him his values are all
brother I love him his values are all
brother I love him his values are all wrong we got three kids I’ve got your
wrong we got three kids I’ve got your
wrong we got three kids I’ve got your side he’s ten
side he’s ten
side he’s ten I have Ally she is eight and I’m Simon
I have Ally she is eight and I’m Simon
I have Ally she is eight and I’m Simon he is psycho I’m a savvy dad I’ve
he is psycho I’m a savvy dad I’ve
he is psycho I’m a savvy dad I’ve learned how to my do do my job really
learned how to my do do my job really
learned how to my do do my job really well to get there PJ shirts on when they
well to get there PJ shirts on when they
well to get there PJ shirts on when they were little you invert the shirt but my
were little you invert the shirt but my
were little you invert the shirt but my face through the hole call them over
face through the hole call them over
face through the hole call them over here Jill come here bud we press our
here Jill come here bud we press our
here Jill come here bud we press our foreheads together Boop
foreheads together Boop
foreheads together Boop done come here Ali come here baby we do
done come here Ali come here baby we do
done come here Ali come here baby we do a butterfly kiss Boop done come here
a butterfly kiss Boop done come here
a butterfly kiss Boop done come here Simon
Simon
Simon he sticks his fingers in my eyes we gave
he sticks his fingers in my eyes we gave
he sticks his fingers in my eyes we gave them biblical names because we thought
them biblical names because we thought
them biblical names because we thought that would help in the future Josiah
that would help in the future Josiah
that would help in the future Josiah means God heals and we believe that the
means God heals and we believe that the
means God heals and we believe that the bleeding of my eyes have stopped
bleeding of my eyes have stopped
bleeding of my eyes have stopped Alethea means truth you shall know the
Alethea means truth you shall know the
Alethea means truth you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free
truth and the truth shall set you free
truth and the truth shall set you free and the truth is she’s got me wrapped
and the truth is she’s got me wrapped
and the truth is she’s got me wrapped around her finger once she gets ahold of
around her finger once she gets ahold of
around her finger once she gets ahold of my credit card nothing in my life is
my credit card nothing in my life is
my credit card nothing in my life is gonna be free and Simon whose favorite
gonna be free and Simon whose favorite
gonna be free and Simon whose favorite words are run away it’s like time for
words are run away it’s like time for
words are run away it’s like time for school Simon run away eat your
school Simon run away eat your
school Simon run away eat your vegetables Ayman run away bath time Ron
vegetables Ayman run away bath time Ron
vegetables Ayman run away bath time Ron bedtime away his name means to listen
bedtime away his name means to listen
bedtime away his name means to listen and obey
and obey
and obey yeah I love kids
yeah I love kids
yeah I love kids I do I used to work at camp that’s how
I do I used to work at camp that’s how
I do I used to work at camp that’s how it all started and at this little girl
it all started and at this little girl
it all started and at this little girl in my in my group and she was amazing
in my in my group and she was amazing
in my in my group and she was amazing she was amazing she had these blonde
she was amazing she had these blonde
she was amazing she had these blonde ringlets his massive blue eyes these
ringlets his massive blue eyes these
ringlets his massive blue eyes these huge dimples she’s super positive
huge dimples she’s super positive
huge dimples she’s super positive attitude did everything was kind to
attitude did everything was kind to
attitude did everything was kind to everyone one camper of the week
everyone one camper of the week
everyone one camper of the week everywhere she went it was like she was
everywhere she went it was like she was
everywhere she went it was like she was super sweet and we played this game at
super sweet and we played this game at
super sweet and we played this game at the end of camp it was like European
the end of camp it was like European
the end of camp it was like European handball or Ultimate Frisbee you take
handball or Ultimate Frisbee you take
handball or Ultimate Frisbee you take three steps and pass never played a game
three steps and pass never played a game
three steps and pass never played a game like this I’m sure except for instead of
like this I’m sure except for instead of
like this I’m sure except for instead of playing with a ball or a frisbee you
playing with a ball or a frisbee you
playing with a ball or a frisbee you used a cow tongue yeah yeah just a cow
used a cow tongue yeah yeah just a cow
used a cow tongue yeah yeah just a cow tongue there was no cow present no cows
tongue there was no cow present no cows
tongue there was no cow present no cows were hurt in the creation of this game
were hurt in the creation of this game
were hurt in the creation of this game it was just the tongue all on its own
it was just the tongue all on its own
it was just the tongue all on its own and if you’ve never had the pleasure or
and if you’ve never had the pleasure or
and if you’ve never had the pleasure or privilege of holding a cow tongue in
privilege of holding a cow tongue in
privilege of holding a cow tongue in your hand let me tell you that they’re
your hand let me tell you that they’re
your hand let me tell you that they’re big my stepdads a dairy farmer and me
big my stepdads a dairy farmer and me
big my stepdads a dairy farmer and me and my step-brother we used to get our
and my step-brother we used to get our
and my step-brother we used to get our our coveralls wet on the sleeve we put
our coveralls wet on the sleeve we put
our coveralls wet on the sleeve we put some meal on our sleeves and we’d stand
some meal on our sleeves and we’d stand
some meal on our sleeves and we’d stand close enough to the cow that the cow
close enough to the cow that the cow
close enough to the cow that the cow would want to lick the meal off her
would want to lick the meal off her
would want to lick the meal off her sleeves the tongue would be way out here
sleeves the tongue would be way out here
sleeves the tongue would be way out here and then at the last moment once we felt
and then at the last moment once we felt
and then at the last moment once we felt it kind of raising our shoulder we reach
it kind of raising our shoulder we reach
it kind of raising our shoulder we reach around and we grabbed it give it a
around and we grabbed it give it a
around and we grabbed it give it a gentle little tug and the eyes would get
gentle little tug and the eyes would get
gentle little tug and the eyes would get really big and go ah don’t do this
really big and go ah don’t do this
really big and go ah don’t do this children do not do it it was awesome
children do not do it it was awesome
children do not do it it was awesome don’t do it so the tongue is super fat
don’t do it so the tongue is super fat
don’t do it so the tongue is super fat at the base where it’s attached to the
at the base where it’s attached to the
at the base where it’s attached to the rest of the cow and then pointy at the
rest of the cow and then pointy at the
rest of the cow and then pointy at the end but it’s like this big weighty and
end but it’s like this big weighty and
end but it’s like this big weighty and the way you score in this game is you
the way you score in this game is you
the way you score in this game is you got to get it into a bucket of water so
got to get it into a bucket of water so
got to get it into a bucket of water so it’s slippery it’s big it’s heavy this
it’s slippery it’s big it’s heavy this
it’s slippery it’s big it’s heavy this is a violent game we’re running we’re
is a violent game we’re running we’re
is a violent game we’re running we’re pushing I’m knocking over children for
pushing I’m knocking over children for
pushing I’m knocking over children for fun and I realized that’s not
fun and I realized that’s not
fun and I realized that’s not appropriate as a leader so I took a
appropriate as a leader so I took a
appropriate as a leader so I took a break I sat on the side of the hill and
break I sat on the side of the hill and
break I sat on the side of the hill and I’m watching this tongue fly through the
I’m watching this tongue fly through the
I’m watching this tongue fly through the air his people would Huck it they’d used
air his people would Huck it they’d used
air his people would Huck it they’d used the power spot in their hip to get this
the power spot in their hip to get this
the power spot in their hip to get this thing flying through the air and over
thing flying through the air and over
thing flying through the air and over end over end and there was a clearing in
end over end and there was a clearing in
end over end and there was a clearing in the field all of a sudden half of the
the field all of a sudden half of the
the field all of a sudden half of the kids were over here and half of the kids
kids were over here and half of the kids
kids were over here and half of the kids were over here and the tongue was hooked
were over here and the tongue was hooked
were over here and the tongue was hooked in the air wet and glistening from a
in the air wet and glistening from a
in the air wet and glistening from a recent score and the Sun was shining off
recent score and the Sun was shining off
recent score and the Sun was shining off it was blowing like an orb falling from
it was blowing like an orb falling from
it was blowing like an orb falling from heaven and then it happened
heaven and then it happened
heaven and then it happened the sweet little girl emerged from the
the sweet little girl emerged from the
the sweet little girl emerged from the group of kids who’s like I was like no
group of kids who’s like I was like no
group of kids who’s like I was like no what is she doing but then I was like oh
what is she doing but then I was like oh
what is she doing but then I was like oh no
no
no she’s a young person she could do
she’s a young person she could do
she’s a young person she could do anything so she stood there in the
anything so she stood there in the
anything so she stood there in the middle of the field and she put her
middle of the field and she put her
middle of the field and she put her hands up in the air as to receive this
hands up in the air as to receive this
hands up in the air as to receive this gift from the gods
gift from the gods
gift from the gods and it slipped through her hands and an
and it slipped through her hands and an
and it slipped through her hands and an enormous rate when she hit her in the
enormous rate when she hit her in the
enormous rate when she hit her in the face one and then her entire body hit
face one and then her entire body hit
face one and then her entire body hit the ground not one part of her body
the ground not one part of her body
the ground not one part of her body hitting the ground before another part
hitting the ground before another part
hitting the ground before another part of her body slammed her to the ground
of her body slammed her to the ground
of her body slammed her to the ground pram and I was on the side I was like no
pram and I was on the side I was like no
pram and I was on the side I was like no and I ran down and I got beside her and
and I ran down and I got beside her and
and I ran down and I got beside her and I peeled the tongue off of her face and
I peeled the tongue off of her face and
I peeled the tongue off of her face and there was a red strip where the tongue
there was a red strip where the tongue
there was a red strip where the tongue had been she got licked by a cow that
had been she got licked by a cow that
had been she got licked by a cow that wasn’t even there and I scooped her in
wasn’t even there and I scooped her in
wasn’t even there and I scooped her in my arms and I carried her back to the
my arms and I carried her back to the
my arms and I carried her back to the edge of the hill and I was like what
edge of the hill and I was like what
edge of the hill and I was like what possessed you to do that and she was in
possessed you to do that and she was in
possessed you to do that and she was in that state you know that kind of half
that state you know that kind of half
that state you know that kind of half laughing half crying hysterical state
and she said before I came to camp
and she said before I came to camp my mom said no regrets there are healthy
my mom said no regrets there are healthy
my mom said no regrets there are healthy risks and there are unhealthy risks but
risks and there are unhealthy risks but
risks and there are unhealthy risks but I’ll never forget that this is a true
I’ll never forget that this is a true
I’ll never forget that this is a true slightly exaggerated story she said no
slightly exaggerated story she said no
slightly exaggerated story she said no regrets like I said she was engaged in
regrets like I said she was engaged in
regrets like I said she was engaged in the relationships the opportunity she
the relationships the opportunity she
the relationships the opportunity she had she didn’t miss any opportunity to
had she didn’t miss any opportunity to
had she didn’t miss any opportunity to learn any new skill or try any new
learn any new skill or try any new
learn any new skill or try any new activity at camp and she’s inspired me
activity at camp and she’s inspired me
activity at camp and she’s inspired me because yeah I never dreamed that I
because yeah I never dreamed that I
because yeah I never dreamed that I would be a comedian or an actor or any
would be a comedian or an actor or any
would be a comedian or an actor or any of the things that I’m doing now and
of the things that I’m doing now and
of the things that I’m doing now and I’ve had many failures and many setbacks
I’ve had many failures and many setbacks
I’ve had many failures and many setbacks along the way but you adjust you adapt
along the way but you adjust you adapt
along the way but you adjust you adapt you learn you try it and eventually you
you learn you try it and eventually you
you learn you try it and eventually you discover and you find what your true
discover and you find what your true
discover and you find what your true passion is and for your future goals you
passion is and for your future goals you
passion is and for your future goals you act now I’ll leave you with one last
act now I’ll leave you with one last
act now I’ll leave you with one last joke my son again
joke my son again
joke my son again Simon you know him you love him it’s
Simon you know him you love him it’s
Simon you know him you love him it’s given him a bath he’s like hey cliff
given him a bath he’s like hey cliff
given him a bath he’s like hey cliff come here wash my nipples uh yeah you
come here wash my nipples uh yeah you
come here wash my nipples uh yeah you want me to wash your nipples he’s like
want me to wash your nipples he’s like
want me to wash your nipples he’s like yeah cliff these nipples and he points
yeah cliff these nipples and he points
yeah cliff these nipples and he points down like first of all I’m your father
down like first of all I’m your father
down like first of all I’m your father only my friends call me cliff and second
only my friends call me cliff and second
only my friends call me cliff and second of all those are your knees I pray for
of all those are your knees I pray for
of all those are your knees I pray for that kid every night I get down on my
that kid every night I get down on my
that kid every night I get down on my nipples and I pray thank you so much
nipples and I pray thank you so much
nipples and I pray thank you so much guys my name is cliff
guys my name is cliff
guys my name is cliff [Applause]
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