hi my name’s Barry and I run a cooking show called my virgin kitchen hi my name
show called my virgin kitchen hi my name
show called my virgin kitchen hi my name is buzz I’m a construction company
is buzz I’m a construction company
is buzz I’m a construction company called my virgin kitchen this was
called my virgin kitchen this was
called my virgin kitchen this was started when I wanted to ord my little
started when I wanted to ord my little
started when I wanted to ord my little girl for being such a good girl hey
girl for being such a good girl hey
girl for being such a good girl hey Phoebe
Phoebe
Phoebe you know you’ve been such a good girl
you know you’ve been such a good girl
you know you’ve been such a good girl for daddy if I keep buying you any
for daddy if I keep buying you any
for daddy if I keep buying you any present in a whole wide world to say
present in a whole wide world to say
present in a whole wide world to say thank you what would it be a girl’s ass
thank you what would it be a girl’s ass
thank you what would it be a girl’s ass times are hard right now so I couldn’t
times are hard right now so I couldn’t
times are hard right now so I couldn’t afford a doghouse so I came up with an
afford a doghouse so I came up with an
afford a doghouse so I came up with an idea yeah I had the call from Barry he
idea yeah I had the call from Barry he
idea yeah I had the call from Barry he told me about his dilemma the price came
told me about his dilemma the price came
told me about his dilemma the price came through and I was surprised by the cost
through and I was surprised by the cost
through and I was surprised by the cost it was cheap it’s good you know I had
it was cheap it’s good you know I had
it was cheap it’s good you know I had the calculator and all the professional
the calculator and all the professional
the calculator and all the professional books to hand but it was my first job I
books to hand but it was my first job I
books to hand but it was my first job I already done it for free to be honest we
already done it for free to be honest we
already done it for free to be honest we agreed on a deal and he started the next
agreed on a deal and he started the next
agreed on a deal and he started the next day which was kind of weird because he
day which was kind of weird because he
day which was kind of weird because he told me he was really really busy at the
told me he was really really busy at the
told me he was really really busy at the moment
moment
moment then the builder’s cake was born started
then the builder’s cake was born started
then the builder’s cake was born started off with a cement mixer in the kitchen
off with a cement mixer in the kitchen
off with a cement mixer in the kitchen to make me a cake batter I added butter
to make me a cake batter I added butter
to make me a cake batter I added butter and a good amount of sugar then it was
and a good amount of sugar then it was
and a good amount of sugar then it was all going in there you know your milk
all going in there you know your milk
all going in there you know your milk eggs flour all different techniques of
eggs flour all different techniques of
eggs flour all different techniques of way to chuck it in eggs whirling around
way to chuck it in eggs whirling around
way to chuck it in eggs whirling around loving it for the record I’ve never made
loving it for the record I’ve never made
loving it for the record I’ve never made a cake this way and I probably wouldn’t
a cake this way and I probably wouldn’t
a cake this way and I probably wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else but to be
recommend it to anyone else but to be
recommend it to anyone else but to be honest I wasn’t paying for it once it
honest I wasn’t paying for it once it
honest I wasn’t paying for it once it had mixed to a good level and it was a
had mixed to a good level and it was a
had mixed to a good level and it was a good level I scoop the batter out ready
good level I scoop the batter out ready
good level I scoop the batter out ready for baking it was at this point I got a
for baking it was at this point I got a
for baking it was at this point I got a little bit concerned as I found a box of
little bit concerned as I found a box of
little bit concerned as I found a box of pre-made cakes in the corner of the
pre-made cakes in the corner of the
pre-made cakes in the corner of the kitchen I took a photo of it for
kitchen I took a photo of it for
kitchen I took a photo of it for evidence I pride myself in only the
evidence I pride myself in only the
evidence I pride myself in only the freshest baking while I was waiting for
freshest baking while I was waiting for
freshest baking while I was waiting for the cakes to bake I worked my way to the
the cakes to bake I worked my way to the
the cakes to bake I worked my way to the pink cream filling whisking together
pink cream filling whisking together
pink cream filling whisking together butter milk sugar and of course pink
butter milk sugar and of course pink
butter milk sugar and of course pink food coloring I got quite excited join
food coloring I got quite excited join
food coloring I got quite excited join this bit and it worked really really
this bit and it worked really really
this bit and it worked really really nice the power between my legs was good
nice the power between my legs was good
nice the power between my legs was good I tried to keep a clean kitchen at all
I tried to keep a clean kitchen at all
I tried to keep a clean kitchen at all times
times
times he was extremely untidy I even caught a
he was extremely untidy I even caught a
he was extremely untidy I even caught a little glimpse of a builder’s bum when
little glimpse of a builder’s bum when
little glimpse of a builder’s bum when he was laying high stools I started with
he was laying high stools I started with
he was laying high stools I started with a pink base for the car
a pink base for the car
a pink base for the car spreading it evenly very very good with
spreading it evenly very very good with
spreading it evenly very very good with that yeah then I would cut up the cakes
that yeah then I would cut up the cakes
that yeah then I would cut up the cakes as they baked and always had to wait for
as they baked and always had to wait for
as they baked and always had to wait for each one to bake which increase the
each one to bake which increase the
each one to bake which increase the final cost substantially these would be
final cost substantially these would be
final cost substantially these would be built up layer by layer adjusting by
built up layer by layer adjusting by
built up layer by layer adjusting by necessary adding the cream you know it
necessary adding the cream you know it
necessary adding the cream you know it was uh it was quite a tough task
was uh it was quite a tough task
was uh it was quite a tough task I was flour I caught him sleeping in his
I was flour I caught him sleeping in his
I was flour I caught him sleeping in his car any tricky corners could be adjusted
car any tricky corners could be adjusted
car any tricky corners could be adjusted with a knife until the top was reached
with a knife until the top was reached
with a knife until the top was reached with the excess filling a smooth finish
with the excess filling a smooth finish
with the excess filling a smooth finish was left on the top and I lifted it up
was left on the top and I lifted it up
was left on the top and I lifted it up to form a pink wallpaper inside sort of
to form a pink wallpaper inside sort of
to form a pink wallpaper inside sort of added bonus for free free charge I’m
added bonus for free free charge I’m
added bonus for free free charge I’m good I’m good I then sprinkled coconut
good I’m good I then sprinkled coconut
good I’m good I then sprinkled coconut on the base to form a coconut carpet
on the base to form a coconut carpet
on the base to form a coconut carpet you’re watching my virgin kitchen on the
you’re watching my virgin kitchen on the
you’re watching my virgin kitchen on the jamie oliver youtube channel subscribe
jamie oliver youtube channel subscribe
jamie oliver youtube channel subscribe to both karen watching thursday I don’t
to both karen watching thursday I don’t
to both karen watching thursday I don’t rented the outside of the building with
rented the outside of the building with
rented the outside of the building with chocolate cream made exactly the same
chocolate cream made exactly the same
chocolate cream made exactly the same way as the pink no he didn’t it was
way as the pink no he didn’t it was
way as the pink no he didn’t it was bought from a supermarket
bought from a supermarket
bought from a supermarket I saw the labels myself in my business
I saw the labels myself in my business
I saw the labels myself in my business this made the final appearance
this made the final appearance
this made the final appearance breathtaking it looked like a chocolate
breathtaking it looked like a chocolate
breathtaking it looked like a chocolate wall and it wasn’t level the roof was
wall and it wasn’t level the roof was
wall and it wasn’t level the roof was tricky but very tricky
tricky but very tricky
tricky but very tricky I used wafer marshmallows as supports
I used wafer marshmallows as supports
I used wafer marshmallows as supports wedge to the inside walls to cling
wedge to the inside walls to cling
wedge to the inside walls to cling initially and holds the ball I then
initially and holds the ball I then
initially and holds the ball I then drilled holes into chocolate rolls
drilled holes into chocolate rolls
drilled holes into chocolate rolls bolted together with special chocolate
bolted together with special chocolate
bolted together with special chocolate bolts to act as a support on the roof at
bolts to act as a support on the roof at
bolts to act as a support on the roof at this stage I knew he’d be tough with the
this stage I knew he’d be tough with the
this stage I knew he’d be tough with the final result was starting to look
final result was starting to look
final result was starting to look terrible
terrible
terrible after the pitching the roof up with the
after the pitching the roof up with the
after the pitching the roof up with the wafers I gave him a little courtesy lip
wafers I gave him a little courtesy lip
wafers I gave him a little courtesy lip just to hold him in place a little
just to hold him in place a little
just to hold him in place a little longer I sprinkled some pink sprinkles
longer I sprinkled some pink sprinkles
longer I sprinkled some pink sprinkles around the edge and then I began to soar
around the edge and then I began to soar
around the edge and then I began to soar up the Swiss roll the Swiss roll was
up the Swiss roll the Swiss roll was
up the Swiss roll the Swiss roll was really for visual pleasure moving on to
really for visual pleasure moving on to
really for visual pleasure moving on to the window is by chiseling out a bit of
the window is by chiseling out a bit of
the window is by chiseling out a bit of cake I was there that was good fun
cake I was there that was good fun
cake I was there that was good fun chiseling now obviously lost a little
chiseling now obviously lost a little
chiseling now obviously lost a little bit of support on that front wall I
bit of support on that front wall I
bit of support on that front wall I filled that in with some jelly or if
filled that in with some jelly or if
filled that in with some jelly or if you’re an American you call out yellow
you’re an American you call out yellow
you’re an American you call out yellow fill that right in there
fill that right in there
fill that right in there the door was simply a bar of chocolate
the door was simply a bar of chocolate
the door was simply a bar of chocolate and I’ve decided to give the windows a
and I’ve decided to give the windows a
and I’ve decided to give the windows a next a little bit protection by sealing
next a little bit protection by sealing
next a little bit protection by sealing it with some marshmallow fluff and the
it with some marshmallow fluff and the
it with some marshmallow fluff and the build escape was born I prided myself on
build escape was born I prided myself on
build escape was born I prided myself on my professionalism and a job well done
my professionalism and a job well done
my professionalism and a job well done it was awful the walls weren’t straight
it was awful the walls weren’t straight
it was awful the walls weren’t straight and to top it off I caught him win in my
and to top it off I caught him win in my
and to top it off I caught him win in my back garden my only hope was that Phoebe
back garden my only hope was that Phoebe
back garden my only hope was that Phoebe wouldn’t notice
wouldn’t notice
wouldn’t notice badly it was put together with it maybe
badly it was put together with it maybe
badly it was put together with it maybe you know one day could accidentally
you know one day could accidentally
you know one day could accidentally break I’ve not heard from berries since
break I’ve not heard from berries since
break I’ve not heard from berries since doing the cake but I hope to and have
doing the cake but I hope to and have
doing the cake but I hope to and have they’re giving good references as I’m a
they’re giving good references as I’m a
they’re giving good references as I’m a little short of work at the moment I’ll
little short of work at the moment I’ll
little short of work at the moment I’ll never use them again I’m actually
never use them again I’m actually
never use them again I’m actually talking to a lawyer about legal
talking to a lawyer about legal
talking to a lawyer about legal proceedings well in fact I’ve not had
proceedings well in fact I’ve not had
proceedings well in fact I’ve not had any other job since perhaps it was the
any other job since perhaps it was the
any other job since perhaps it was the final cost came in double the price but
final cost came in double the price but
final cost came in double the price but you know I’m a working man like anyone
you know I’m a working man like anyone
you know I’m a working man like anyone else God put bread on the table it came
else God put bread on the table it came
else God put bread on the table it came in at double the price in his words but
in at double the price in his words but
in at double the price in his words but extra work I don’t know if there was a
extra work I don’t know if there was a
extra work I don’t know if there was a pun intended I wasn’t happy when I was I
pun intended I wasn’t happy when I was I
pun intended I wasn’t happy when I was I supposed to know I need more eggs I try
supposed to know I need more eggs I try
supposed to know I need more eggs I try to put it in the crow a little different
to put it in the crow a little different
to put it in the crow a little different by putting an egg pun in there I live my
by putting an egg pun in there I live my
by putting an egg pun in there I live my lesson I just hope that no one else
lesson I just hope that no one else
lesson I just hope that no one else falls into this trap it’s been a really
falls into this trap it’s been a really
falls into this trap it’s been a really hard time and I’m just glad that my
hard time and I’m just glad that my
hard time and I’m just glad that my child is forgiving me
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