hello before I start I like if everyone could please just read through my terms
could please just read through my terms
could please just read through my terms and conditions there on the screen here
and conditions there on the screen here
and conditions there on the screen here that’s chapter 1 i’ve also got a hard
that’s chapter 1 i’ve also got a hard
that’s chapter 1 i’ve also got a hard copy here so if it gets read through
copy here so if it gets read through
copy here so if it gets read through those them and then if you could just
those them and then if you could just
those them and then if you could just click to say that you’ve read them and
click to say that you’ve read them and
click to say that you’ve read them and then we’ll move on okay done great thank
then we’ll move on okay done great thank
then we’ll move on okay done great thank you jason is a middle-aged man is well
you jason is a middle-aged man is well
you jason is a middle-aged man is well educated it’s got a good job and he’s in
educated it’s got a good job and he’s in
educated it’s got a good job and he’s in big trouble last year Jason put his
big trouble last year Jason put his
big trouble last year Jason put his intimate details on an online fantasy
intimate details on an online fantasy
intimate details on an online fantasy dating website but when he clicked that
dating website but when he clicked that
dating website but when he clicked that send button like this trick that send
send button like this trick that send
send button like this trick that send button and said that he’d read the Terms
button and said that he’d read the Terms
button and said that he’d read the Terms and Conditions he hadn’t now what met
and Conditions he hadn’t now what met
and Conditions he hadn’t now what met that meant was that he didn’t know that
that meant was that he didn’t know that
that meant was that he didn’t know that his data could be sold his fantasies
his data could be sold his fantasies
his data could be sold his fantasies could be shared with others he couldn’t
could be shared with others he couldn’t
could be shared with others he couldn’t unsubscribe from his Licata could never
unsubscribe from his Licata could never
unsubscribe from his Licata could never deleted it was permanent the terms and
deleted it was permanent the terms and
deleted it was permanent the terms and conditions could change at any time
conditions could change at any time
conditions could change at any time without notice and not only that the
without notice and not only that the
without notice and not only that the girls that he was sharing his fantasies
girls that he was sharing his fantasies
girls that he was sharing his fantasies with when pills at all they were robots
with when pills at all they were robots
with when pills at all they were robots there were Fembots there are artificial
there were Fembots there are artificial
there were Fembots there are artificial intelligence and fake profiles so why
intelligence and fake profiles so why
intelligence and fake profiles so why didn’t he read the terms and conditions
didn’t he read the terms and conditions
didn’t he read the terms and conditions as to a quick show of hands how many
as to a quick show of hands how many
as to a quick show of hands how many people hear about all the terms and
people hear about all the terms and
people hear about all the terms and conditions of all the websites and games
conditions of all the websites and games
conditions of all the websites and games have applied and they’ve gone to of
have applied and they’ve gone to of
have applied and they’ve gone to of discount none why not is it because you
discount none why not is it because you
discount none why not is it because you read too slow is it because they’re too
read too slow is it because they’re too
read too slow is it because they’re too long let’s do a little a little test how
long let’s do a little a little test how
long let’s do a little a little test how fast do you read I’m going to put some
fast do you read I’m going to put some
fast do you read I’m going to put some text up on the screen nice big font for
text up on the screen nice big font for
text up on the screen nice big font for 15 seconds and I want you to read it not
15 seconds and I want you to read it not
15 seconds and I want you to read it not as quickly as you can just do the normal
as quickly as you can just do the normal
as quickly as you can just do the normal reading pay so you can understand what
reading pay so you can understand what
reading pay so you can understand what it says then after 15 seconds I’ll ask a
it says then after 15 seconds I’ll ask a
it says then after 15 seconds I’ll ask a couple of questions okay ready we go
how did you go the numbers should tell
how did you go the numbers should tell you about how fast you were reading can
you about how fast you were reading can
you about how fast you were reading can anyone tell me what the story was about
Bootmaker we’re making it great can
Bootmaker we’re making it great can anyone tell me the name of the boot
anyone tell me the name of the boot
anyone tell me the name of the boot maker wow that’s fantastic you are
maker wow that’s fantastic you are
maker wow that’s fantastic you are reading at 948 words a minute that’s
reading at 948 words a minute that’s
reading at 948 words a minute that’s incredible that’s fantastic oh that’s
incredible that’s fantastic oh that’s
incredible that’s fantastic oh that’s cheating the top the top 100 that sorry
cheating the top the top 100 that sorry
cheating the top the top 100 that sorry the top 1% of people in the world can
the top 1% of people in the world can
the top 1% of people in the world can read it a thousand words a minute with
read it a thousand words a minute with
read it a thousand words a minute with thumb with eighty five percent
thumb with eighty five percent
thumb with eighty five percent comprehension the top 1% congratulations
comprehension the top 1% congratulations
comprehension the top 1% congratulations the rest of us it varies between 200 and
the rest of us it varies between 200 and
the rest of us it varies between 200 and 300 you might find you read bit quicker
300 you might find you read bit quicker
300 you might find you read bit quicker or a bit slower with about sixty percent
or a bit slower with about sixty percent
or a bit slower with about sixty percent comprehension so yeah what about our
comprehension so yeah what about our
comprehension so yeah what about our friend Jason he had to read through
friend Jason he had to read through
friend Jason he had to read through quite a lot of text twelve thousand
quite a lot of text twelve thousand
quite a lot of text twelve thousand words actually and if if we assume he
words actually and if if we assume he
words actually and if if we assume he was reading at 250 words a minute he
was reading at 250 words a minute he
was reading at 250 words a minute he would have taken him 50 minutes to read
would have taken him 50 minutes to read
would have taken him 50 minutes to read the terms and conditions okay I think
the terms and conditions okay I think
the terms and conditions okay I think it’s important i’m going to share my
it’s important i’m going to share my
it’s important i’m going to share my fantasies but they can change at any
fantasies but they can change at any
fantasies but they can change at any time without notice so he’d have to read
time without notice so he’d have to read
time without notice so he’d have to read it every time you use the site and he
it every time you use the site and he
it every time you use the site and he used it 10 times a day so that’s a lot
used it 10 times a day so that’s a lot
used it 10 times a day so that’s a lot of time so let’s assume we all read at
of time so let’s assume we all read at
of time so let’s assume we all read at the International average of 250 words a
the International average of 250 words a
the International average of 250 words a minute there’s a lot of online tests you
minute there’s a lot of online tests you
minute there’s a lot of online tests you can do to test your speed that was one
can do to test your speed that was one
can do to test your speed that was one we just did before um let’s assume you
we just did before um let’s assume you
we just did before um let’s assume you read at 250 words a minute how long
read at 250 words a minute how long
read at 250 words a minute how long would it take us to read the terms and
would it take us to read the terms and
would it take us to read the terms and conditions of a variety of science a
conditions of a variety of science a
conditions of a variety of science a variety of documents to read the United
variety of documents to read the United
variety of documents to read the United Nations Declaration on human rights will
Nations Declaration on human rights will
Nations Declaration on human rights will take you about seven minutes American
take you about seven minutes American
take you about seven minutes American Constitution 18 minutes PayPal’s longer
Constitution 18 minutes PayPal’s longer
Constitution 18 minutes PayPal’s longer than Hamlet so if I wake up in the
than Hamlet so if I wake up in the
than Hamlet so if I wake up in the morning I post a few photos on Instagram
morning I post a few photos on Instagram
morning I post a few photos on Instagram maybe I start writing a document while
maybe I start writing a document while
maybe I start writing a document while I’m catching in uber to an Airbnb that
I’m catching in uber to an Airbnb that
I’m catching in uber to an Airbnb that are paid for with paypal I might have
are paid for with paypal I might have
are paid for with paypal I might have spend most of my day reading terms and
spend most of my day reading terms and
spend most of my day reading terms and conditions especially as they can change
conditions especially as they can change
conditions especially as they can change at any time without notice and that’s at
at any time without notice and that’s at
at any time without notice and that’s at 250 words a minute given the way they’re
250 words a minute given the way they’re
250 words a minute given the way they’re written I probably read a lot slower
written I probably read a lot slower
written I probably read a lot slower maybe this is why we don’t read them in
maybe this is why we don’t read them in
maybe this is why we don’t read them in 2016 a group of consumer advocates in
2016 a group of consumer advocates in
2016 a group of consumer advocates in Norway read through the top the terms
Norway read through the top the terms
Norway read through the top the terms and conditions of the top 30 apps on
and conditions of the top 30 apps on
and conditions of the top 30 apps on Norwegian stones
Norwegian stones
Norwegian stones that they tend to have about 30 apps I
that they tend to have about 30 apps I
that they tend to have about 30 apps I took over 30 hours and apparently it
took over 30 hours and apparently it
took over 30 hours and apparently it takes about 19 hours to read the New
takes about 19 hours to read the New
takes about 19 hours to read the New Testament in 2010 a gaming company put
Testament in 2010 a gaming company put
Testament in 2010 a gaming company put this in the terms and conditions of
this in the terms and conditions of
this in the terms and conditions of their website stating that anyone who
their website stating that anyone who
their website stating that anyone who bought the game would grant them their
bought the game would grant them their
bought the game would grant them their immortal soul forever more 7,500 people
immortal soul forever more 7,500 people
immortal soul forever more 7,500 people bought the game all of them accepted the
bought the game all of them accepted the
bought the game all of them accepted the terms about ten percent set off this
terms about ten percent set off this
terms about ten percent set off this doesn’t seem right but they still click
doesn’t seem right but they still click
doesn’t seem right but they still click to accept I don’t think they ever really
to accept I don’t think they ever really
to accept I don’t think they ever really claimed so how do we get around this how
claimed so how do we get around this how
claimed so how do we get around this how do we stop reading thousands and
do we stop reading thousands and
do we stop reading thousands and thousands and thousands of words how can
thousands and thousands of words how can
thousands and thousands of words how can we reduce this down into something we
we reduce this down into something we
we reduce this down into something we can comprehend we can digest well they
can comprehend we can digest well they
can comprehend we can digest well they say a picture tells a thousand words so
say a picture tells a thousand words so
say a picture tells a thousand words so why don’t we try and come up with some
why don’t we try and come up with some
why don’t we try and come up with some icons that can represent this mass of
icons that can represent this mass of
icons that can represent this mass of legalese we use icons and graphics in
legalese we use icons and graphics in
legalese we use icons and graphics in everyday life they can help us with
everyday life they can help us with
everyday life they can help us with technologies that we may not be familiar
technologies that we may not be familiar
technologies that we may not be familiar with they can help us when we’re
with they can help us when we’re
with they can help us when we’re traveling so that we know where we can
traveling so that we know where we can
traveling so that we know where we can chew gum where we can feed birds where
chew gum where we can feed birds where
chew gum where we can feed birds where we can urinate where we can take drugs
we can urinate where we can take drugs
we can urinate where we can take drugs and they can help us when we’re washing
and they can help us when we’re washing
and they can help us when we’re washing our clothes instead of reading lots of
our clothes instead of reading lots of
our clothes instead of reading lots of faded text on the label we can look at
faded text on the label we can look at
faded text on the label we can look at some faded icons in the label and then
some faded icons in the label and then
some faded icons in the label and then put the clothes in the washing machine
put the clothes in the washing machine
put the clothes in the washing machine anyway there’s a priest identity online
anyway there’s a priest identity online
anyway there’s a priest identity online world to Creative Commons were set up so
world to Creative Commons were set up so
world to Creative Commons were set up so that anyone posting stuff online images
that anyone posting stuff online images
that anyone posting stuff online images video music whatever can say what they
video music whatever can say what they
video music whatever can say what they want other people to do with this stuff
want other people to do with this stuff
want other people to do with this stuff what they can do with this stuff can
what they can do with this stuff can
what they can do with this stuff can they share it can they sell it as a
they share it can they sell it as a
they share it can they sell it as a allowed to change it before they share
allowed to change it before they share
allowed to change it before they share it will sell it do they have to
it will sell it do they have to
it will sell it do they have to attribute the author there a set of
attribute the author there a set of
attribute the author there a set of icons which click through and a
icons which click through and a
icons which click through and a machine-readable and they lead through
machine-readable and they lead through
machine-readable and they lead through to the text thousands of words that
to the text thousands of words that
to the text thousands of words that actually make them legal so the main
actually make them legal so the main
actually make them legal so the main thing about these sort of icons they
thing about these sort of icons they
thing about these sort of icons they need to be clear they need to be machine
need to be clear they need to be machine
need to be clear they need to be machine readable we think there should be
readable we think there should be
readable we think there should be interactive so when you see a term you
interactive so when you see a term you
interactive so when you see a term you don’t agree with you can click it and so
don’t agree with you can click it and so
don’t agree with you can click it and so now I don’t accept that except that I
now I don’t accept that except that I
now I don’t accept that except that I don’t accept that and they need to be
don’t accept that and they need to be
don’t accept that and they need to be mandatory so a lot of groups around the
mandatory so a lot of groups around the
mandatory so a lot of groups around the world are actually looking at trying to
world are actually looking at trying to
world are actually looking at trying to turn privacy in the set of icons but one
turn privacy in the set of icons but one
turn privacy in the set of icons but one at all terms and conditions mandatory
at all terms and conditions mandatory
at all terms and conditions mandatory icons for terms and conditions we’ve
icons for terms and conditions we’ve
icons for terms and conditions we’ve been having a think about a few your
been having a think about a few your
been having a think about a few your data is stored in the cloud your
data is stored in the cloud your
data is stored in the cloud your location your contact details your
location your contact details your
location your contact details your credit
credit
credit details not at all for 30 days forever I
details not at all for 30 days forever I
details not at all for 30 days forever I should be able to click and say I want
should be able to click and say I want
should be able to click and say I want its do it for 60 days are you can store
its do it for 60 days are you can store
its do it for 60 days are you can store my location I don’t want you to store my
my location I don’t want you to store my
my location I don’t want you to store my credit card I don’t want you to store my
credit card I don’t want you to store my
credit card I don’t want you to store my contact details we’re shifting the
contact details we’re shifting the
contact details we’re shifting the responsibility to us instead of the
responsibility to us instead of the
responsibility to us instead of the people with the website your billing
people with the website your billing
people with the website your billing cycle is 30 days ok I want to make it 35
cycle is 30 days ok I want to make it 35
cycle is 30 days ok I want to make it 35 days you can never unsubscribe from or
days you can never unsubscribe from or
days you can never unsubscribe from or delete this site well rather than find a
delete this site well rather than find a
delete this site well rather than find a few paragraphs of text on page 40 of a
few paragraphs of text on page 40 of a
few paragraphs of text on page 40 of a 97 page document I should have this icon
97 page document I should have this icon
97 page document I should have this icon up front and I should be able to click
up front and I should be able to click
up front and I should be able to click it and say no I want to be able to
it and say no I want to be able to
it and say no I want to be able to delete my site on a slightly lighter
delete my site on a slightly lighter
delete my site on a slightly lighter note we take your location we share it
note we take your location we share it
note we take your location we share it with others for money your money is safe
with others for money your money is safe
with others for money your money is safe with us your money is important to us we
with us your money is important to us we
with us your money is important to us we love your money we share your location
love your money we share your location
love your money we share your location in the cloud with everybody else safely
in the cloud with everybody else safely
in the cloud with everybody else safely or do we so finally if you’re on a
or do we so finally if you’re on a
or do we so finally if you’re on a website and maybe a fantasy online
website and maybe a fantasy online
website and maybe a fantasy online dating website it may be any website and
dating website it may be any website and
dating website it may be any website and then trying to tell you that you’re
then trying to tell you that you’re
then trying to tell you that you’re actually going to be engaging with
actually going to be engaging with
actually going to be engaging with robots and not real people would you
robots and not real people would you
robots and not real people would you rather read through this text on page 53
rather read through this text on page 53
rather read through this text on page 53 or see this icon up front thank you
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