I’ll tell you right now we had an Italian president running the country
Italian president running the country
Italian president running the country warning Afghanistan be over you wouldn’t
warning Afghanistan be over you wouldn’t
warning Afghanistan be over you wouldn’t know how would it be over this wise guy
know how would it be over this wise guy
know how would it be over this wise guy is one of the bad boys of Italian comedy
is one of the bad boys of Italian comedy
is one of the bad boys of Italian comedy hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and welcome to
hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and welcome to
hi I’m Rebecca Brayton and welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking with Mike Marino and then they danced
with Mike Marino and then they danced
with Mike Marino and then they danced all president like a really big news
all president like a really big news
all president like a really big news conference right like mr. president you
conference right like mr. president you
conference right like mr. president you ended the war out Baghdad can you tell
ended the war out Baghdad can you tell
ended the war out Baghdad can you tell us how you did it
us how you did it
us how you did it oh boy be on national television in a
oh boy be on national television in a
oh boy be on national television in a three-piece suit smoking a cigarette
three-piece suit smoking a cigarette
three-piece suit smoking a cigarette going don’t worry about it
going don’t worry about it
going don’t worry about it so your routine folks is quite a bit on
so your routine folks is quite a bit on
so your routine folks is quite a bit on your Italian heritage so why don’t you
your Italian heritage so why don’t you
your Italian heritage so why don’t you give us some context for your routine
give us some context for your routine
give us some context for your routine and tell us about your upbringing and
and tell us about your upbringing and
and tell us about your upbringing and your family when I was growing up in New
your family when I was growing up in New
your family when I was growing up in New Jersey you know coming from an Italian
Jersey you know coming from an Italian
Jersey you know coming from an Italian family with blonde hair and blue eyes we
family with blonde hair and blue eyes we
family with blonde hair and blue eyes we had a hard time convincing everybody
had a hard time convincing everybody
had a hard time convincing everybody that we actually looked like this my
that we actually looked like this my
that we actually looked like this my mother’s from Abruzzo so a lot of people
mother’s from Abruzzo so a lot of people
mother’s from Abruzzo so a lot of people would say you know could you possibly
would say you know could you possibly
would say you know could you possibly really be Italian a unites I received
really be Italian a unites I received
really be Italian a unites I received that we were tallying by saying yeah
that we were tallying by saying yeah
that we were tallying by saying yeah okay I’m 45 years old and I still live
okay I’m 45 years old and I still live
okay I’m 45 years old and I still live at home with my mom that’s the time so
at home with my mom that’s the time so
at home with my mom that’s the time so let’s say you take me home to your
let’s say you take me home to your
let’s say you take me home to your mother’s house for dinner what does she
mother’s house for dinner what does she
mother’s house for dinner what does she do when I get there
do when I get there
do when I get there she probably have to feed you within
she probably have to feed you within
she probably have to feed you within less than three minutes and if you
less than three minutes and if you
less than three minutes and if you didn’t eat she wouldn’t like you what’s
didn’t eat she wouldn’t like you what’s
didn’t eat she wouldn’t like you what’s the matter you don’t like my food my
the matter you don’t like my food my
the matter you don’t like my food my house is not good enough for you
house is not good enough for you
house is not good enough for you I’ve seen you do sketch comedy with Jay
I’ve seen you do sketch comedy with Jay
I’ve seen you do sketch comedy with Jay Leno and one skit that you did was
Leno and one skit that you did was
Leno and one skit that you did was Baywatch New Jersey so what other shows
Baywatch New Jersey so what other shows
Baywatch New Jersey so what other shows should get a New Jersey make
should get a New Jersey make
should get a New Jersey make well hey you know I guess there are a
well hey you know I guess there are a
well hey you know I guess there are a lot of Jersey shows that are kind of
lot of Jersey shows that are kind of
lot of Jersey shows that are kind of looking really dick ulis that you notice
looking really dick ulis that you notice
looking really dick ulis that you notice they all have a lot in common
they all have a lot in common
they all have a lot in common big hair big attitudes lots of fights
big hair big attitudes lots of fights
big hair big attitudes lots of fights and unfortunately it’s true and a lot of
and unfortunately it’s true and a lot of
and unfortunately it’s true and a lot of Jersey Girls kind of do act like that
Jersey Girls kind of do act like that
Jersey Girls kind of do act like that I’ve also seen you say that you want to
I’ve also seen you say that you want to
I’ve also seen you say that you want to run for president now why would you make
run for president now why would you make
run for president now why would you make a good president you know what nowadays
a good president you know what nowadays
a good president you know what nowadays I think I really would be a good
I think I really would be a good
I think I really would be a good president I don’t think our presidents
president I don’t think our presidents
president I don’t think our presidents express themselves they give speeches
express themselves they give speeches
express themselves they give speeches that are written by someone else now if
that are written by someone else now if
that are written by someone else now if I was the president I wouldn’t rely on
I was the president I wouldn’t rely on
I was the president I wouldn’t rely on somebody else’s speech and we have a
somebody else’s speech and we have a
somebody else’s speech and we have a problem with China we owe them a lot of
problem with China we owe them a lot of
problem with China we owe them a lot of money so if I was the president I would
money so if I was the president I would
money so if I was the president I would go to China and I’d say today China guy
go to China and I’d say today China guy
go to China and I’d say today China guy listen you know the money we owe you
listen you know the money we owe you
listen you know the money we owe you we don’t know you no more so now we’re
we don’t know you no more so now we’re
we don’t know you no more so now we’re gonna do what if I had an Italian and
gonna do what if I had an Italian and
gonna do what if I had an Italian and then we’re gonna insert profession here
then we’re gonna insert profession here
then we’re gonna insert profession here from New Jersey so what if we had an
from New Jersey so what if we had an
from New Jersey so what if we had an Italian gym teacher he’d be probably
Italian gym teacher he’d be probably
Italian gym teacher he’d be probably taking bets on the side Alishan I really
taking bets on the side Alishan I really
taking bets on the side Alishan I really want to kick you tube all over the field
want to kick you tube all over the field
want to kick you tube all over the field goal but if you don’t get it right don’t
goal but if you don’t get it right don’t
goal but if you don’t get it right don’t worry about it
worry about it
worry about it make a couple extra bucks what if we had
make a couple extra bucks what if we had
make a couple extra bucks what if we had an Italian wedding planner you know I
an Italian wedding planner you know I
an Italian wedding planner you know I think we do have a couple of Italian
think we do have a couple of Italian
think we do have a couple of Italian wedding planners and you know
wedding planners and you know
wedding planners and you know unfortunately some of the weddings are a
unfortunately some of the weddings are a
unfortunately some of the weddings are a little on the gaudy side a lot of
little on the gaudy side a lot of
little on the gaudy side a lot of statues a lot of crying a lot of long
statues a lot of crying a lot of long
statues a lot of crying a lot of long mom and son dancing what if we had an
mom and son dancing what if we had an
mom and son dancing what if we had an Italian life coach come on get off your
Italian life coach come on get off your
Italian life coach come on get off your race go to work you’re so lazy would you
race go to work you’re so lazy would you
race go to work you’re so lazy would you do something with yourself I’m tired of
do something with yourself I’m tired of
do something with yourself I’m tired of being your coach the only 100 bucks what
being your coach the only 100 bucks what
being your coach the only 100 bucks what if we had an Italian trainer and big
if we had an Italian trainer and big
if we had an Italian trainer and big only did weight give you 500 push-ups
only did weight give you 500 push-ups
only did weight give you 500 push-ups you’ll keep doing them I’m gonna be over
you’ll keep doing them I’m gonna be over
you’ll keep doing them I’m gonna be over there having something eat while you’re
there having something eat while you’re
there having something eat while you’re training any going to lack room but it
training any going to lack room but it
training any going to lack room but it goes oh it’s nice to be here and the
goes oh it’s nice to be here and the
goes oh it’s nice to be here and the lack of room but everybody’s walking
lack of room but everybody’s walking
lack of room but everybody’s walking around naked I’m very uncomfortable
around naked I’m very uncomfortable
around naked I’m very uncomfortable thank you very much thank you it’s nice
thank you very much thank you it’s nice
thank you very much thank you it’s nice to be on the show Mike Marino net
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