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Finding Love at the Dog Park | Hacking the System


one of the reasons many women like men

one of the reasons many women like men with dogs is because it signals that

with dogs is because it signals that

with dogs is because it signals that they’re capable of loving some other

they’re capable of loving some other

they’re capable of loving some other being than themselves they’re capable of

being than themselves they’re capable of

being than themselves they’re capable of commitment according to one poll women

commitment according to one poll women

commitment according to one poll women prefer big dogs but if all you have

prefer big dogs but if all you have

prefer big dogs but if all you have access to is your friends dachshund

access to is your friends dachshund

access to is your friends dachshund don’t worry I’m banking on the cute

don’t worry I’m banking on the cute

don’t worry I’m banking on the cute factor here armed with a man’s best

factor here armed with a man’s best

factor here armed with a man’s best friend

friend

friend a hidden camera and an air of

a hidden camera and an air of

a hidden camera and an air of dependability I’m gonna see if I could

dependability I’m gonna see if I could

dependability I’m gonna see if I could convince a total stranger to give me

convince a total stranger to give me

convince a total stranger to give me your phone number just in time for

your phone number just in time for

your phone number just in time for Valentine’s Day I need to get a selfie

Valentine’s Day I need to get a selfie

Valentine’s Day I need to get a selfie with me and Mary Todd Lincoln here I

with me and Mary Todd Lincoln here I

with me and Mary Todd Lincoln here I didn’t actually take her out I asked

didn’t actually take her out I asked

didn’t actually take her out I asked Annalise to take a photo as a way to

Annalise to take a photo as a way to

Annalise to take a photo as a way to break the ice and give us a reason to

break the ice and give us a reason to

break the ice and give us a reason to talk listen who’s this yes and I’m

talk listen who’s this yes and I’m

talk listen who’s this yes and I’m showing interest in her dog paying

showing interest in her dog paying

showing interest in her dog paying attention to what’s important to her

attention to what’s important to her

attention to what’s important to her signals that I value what she values and

signals that I value what she values and

signals that I value what she values and it highlights our mutual interest dogs

it highlights our mutual interest dogs

it highlights our mutual interest dogs you know they’re doing like a frisbee

you know they’re doing like a frisbee

you know they’re doing like a frisbee dog competition here next week Thursday

dog competition here next week Thursday

dog competition here next week Thursday yeah here hang on I actually got the

yeah here hang on I actually got the

yeah here hang on I actually got the email or forwarded over to you what’s

email or forwarded over to you what’s

email or forwarded over to you what’s your uh what’s your phone number I’ll

your uh what’s your phone number I’ll

your uh what’s your phone number I’ll text you although I’m asking for a phone

text you although I’m asking for a phone

text you although I’m asking for a phone number I’m making it hard for her to say

number I’m making it hard for her to say

number I’m making it hard for her to say no because I’m ending my question with a

no because I’m ending my question with a

no because I’m ending my question with a command telling her what I’ll do this

command telling her what I’ll do this

command telling her what I’ll do this also signals confidence and confidence

also signals confidence and confidence

also signals confidence and confidence is always attractive

all right I will hopefully see you there

all right I will hopefully see you there yeah definitely good see ya

yeah definitely good see ya

yeah definitely good see ya looks like man’s best friend just solved

looks like man’s best friend just solved

looks like man’s best friend just solved my Valentines Day blues

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