tell baixa today that big headline is the
biggest group in history and I blow
has come from very well sources
informed
after long and complicated
investigations throughout the
universe and the researchers do not have
no doubt most of the universe
is missing is black its
energy materials not listed in
accounting and accounting sheets
official of the universe is to say the
universe has a hidden accounting and
in fact the whole universe is a great
box b
so you can get an idea if the
capital of the universe that is matter
and the energy it contains was 100
euros in the balance missing 95 gives that
to truly think these 95
we believe that 68 of them are in a
investment fund to which I will refer
as dark energy a diverse background and
another investment fund different with
the remaining 27 euros which is that of the
dark matter as you can imagine
with this name
neither of them pays the VAT
we have an imputation which is always
good in these cases of hidden funds
for hidden funds in the form of
dark matter we do not have it yet
for dark energy because it seems
that in the universe the paradises
but prosecutors are very good as well
that I am going to talk about our accused
for dark matter his name in
key is the wing for
the massive particle that interacts
weakly but are the acronym in
English that sounds a lot cooler is the
weekly interactive and massive particle and
Do not be fooled by his name
because the wing is not at all a
weakling the wing could be
related to the clan of the super
symmetrical is a powerful family al
margin of law that governs the world
subatomic and its goal is to restore
the lost order of the universe but that
it’s another story
today we return to the wing the wing is very
powerful
the wing controls all the threads of the
universe the huila says the galaxies
how to move and the galaxies obey no
it’s nothing but also the super winter
slippery leaves no trace does not leave
traces of DNA does not even come out in the
photos we take of the universe
the wing we have only detected its
presence by indications
indirect in the dynamics of
galaxies and you already imagine signs
indirect presumption of innocence
Lack of evidence
probably the wing is going to free us
of this and yet it will not be because
do not be chased all the interpol of the
particle physics goes behind the
wing desperately looking for the wing and
with how big the universe is
you know where some insurance is looking for
what happened to that little country in
Switzerland
the physicists thought that the wing was
had let see in the l hc that is not
neither a fashionable nightclub and a bank of
gin but it ‘s the big collider of
hadrons hadrons with h
and well, the truth is that it has not
appeared out there maybe you like it more
to ski and this one in the Alps
skiing
but that’s why I’m going to talk about my plan
because I have a plan to catch
wim and I put it here available to
the tax agency in case it served
also for other similar cases
I work on ice which is a trap for
weems that we are placing it in the
underground laboratory of canfranc
we are there below the tracks of
Candanchú by itself is true that
like to ski and drop in there
but 800
Count meters below the mountain
down because we have caught something of
there is truth with the hands in the dough
interacting with our detectors
and good if the story ends
sinking we caught wim you know what
what can be the good end
the super boss of the super symmetrical
write a wim sms loud thank you
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today I had an idea what relationship
exists between the Canary Islands and Facebook
we go like all of you not year or
you are thinking, what am I going to say
the answer is on the beach yes
because the main ingredient of the
sand from the beach after the cans
of soft drinks is silicon silicon is a
natural semiconductor that I do not want
say it’s a part-time driver
not that sometimes it behaves like a
driver and other times as an insulator
as the starting material for the
manufacture of integrated circuits
if those chips that have changed us the
life hence the term silicon
valley not like on television that
sometimes they translate it as the valley of the
silicone
that will be something else
[Laughs]
you imagine and not long ago we are going to
put a situation when we call
especially those of an age like
mine to a friend’s house not to the friend is
that herald model disc phone
of indescribable color that occupies half
room that was in danger of death
I had to call the police
091 but that zero had not returned to
your site and they had stabbed you one hundred
times by waiting please and they were missing 9
[Applause]
all your life
you saw go through that roulette and now
now we get our phone
smart pocket
we touch the touch screen today at five
seconds we have the geos of the body
of firefighters is needed then all
they thanks to the circuits
electronic and microelectronics
but ladies and gentlemen this is what
cook what two dear friends
friends welcome to master chet
integrated this afternoon we will cook uche
first we have to prepare very well the
Mass you know the secret is in it
for this we have to purify the
silicon at 99.99 999 99 percent
that means that only part of
10 million is not the beginning for us
let’s understand how I do not know the number of
Ugly girls coming out in the movies
by james bond
about it once
we have well purified we shall melt
and cool in an inning in a cylinder
denominated ingot that we will count in
Juliana until you get some very
fine about one millimeter
thick they are called wafers os
you can imagine that with that name
the host
once we have those wafers we should
polish to the surface
bright and smooth like a mirror and
we have the mass and now three steps from the
recipe
the first we will project some masks
of ultraviolet light on the wafers and
very important
do not forget to cover with material
photosensitive if you do not have to throw away the
dough
2The legal doping can be physical or
chemical for it does not serve almost
any element of group three or
five of the periodic table puri forum
ideal that amount to taste and coat
with abundant polysilicon and finally
Cook ‘white room’ level after 10
is often dispensed piece of oven
that has to be that it does not look like
much more to an operating room
that site that we think is the saint
holy where cleaning for his
operating theater like the ones we have here in
our hospitals is a class level
100 means that we still
we can find one hundred parts of
impurity per million
It’s a little sick as I’m not here
thinking my children’s room does not
and that of your people
what level will be both scales
euro and now that we have it cooked
we must serve in a mobile of last
generation to take a picture from
Canary Islands and upload it to Facebook
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I’ll tell you the story of
a superhero who was seen for the first time
time
observing the sun on day 18 of 8
1868 they did not call it super 8
they called it the me then they did not know
the powers of this new element
because in that case they would have called
super elio el yo is an element
very special chemical is the only
however much we lower its temperature
under normal pressure not
let’s get solidify it but
we will have the coolest liquid in the
universe
helium is the superhero of the
materials because some of them
when they are cooled with helium
liquid become
superconductors a superconductor not
has nothing to do with having points in
the driving license or with the
Formula 1 races although a
superpilot will take a glass of the self
every day it would not lead better but it
would put the squeaky voice
superconductivity is at the base of
our society
in those scanners that make us to
see it inside is essential
liquid each of these equipment has
1 thousand and 12 thousand liters of liquid but
really in biogas is known
because it is in these robberies that go up
towards the sky that being so much amuse
to the children with whom they learn that the
gas is lighter than the air that
ever we are looking at is a
bird is a plane is not dora the
Exploratory sponge bob or helium is a
noble, inert, colorless, non- toxic gas
reacts with other elements does not want
draw attention and be the first to
the row is not going for the second row
because helium second element of the
periodic table and the second element
most abundant of all the universe
but although it is the second most
abundant of the entire universe
here on earth is a scarce element
and what’s worse their reserves are being
exhausting
here on earth it hides in the
subsoil in the natural gas wells and
when we take it out of there we have to
treat it very carefully because as
other superheroes how it happens to
superman with the kryptonite has a
weak point and that is that our
superhero is super light and escapes
super easily towards the stratosphere
that day of children without these balloons
what fun these balloons have that
from time to time they run away or they run out
breaking and that would be the materials
and his superhero and if we go to
hospital get us a scanner
magnetic resonance and they tell us not to
you can because there is no elio all of us
we would be looking at the sky saying
the river returns we love you
the disappearance of helios a problem
very serious
that’s why after a lot of research we have
a solution a patent from here but
zaragoza where we are coolest than
nobody very carefully
we pick up the I take care of it well what
we pamper and we have it ready for
that does not escape into the stratosphere
At the end of the day there is plenty of everything
This is achieved with equipment that
they are like appliances occupy the
space of a refrigerator consumes the
energy of an air device
conditioning are easier to
schedule that a modern washing machine that
they are feeling like buying one
call now icbc two units at the price
of a
and gift this fantastic robe blanket
these equipments are called áteles that are
acronyms of advanced technologies oslo
what a faction and what good things sound
in English, it’s not the same to be a pepa
vizcarra will be the sow simplifying
much these teams consist of two
components
On the one hand, we have a thermos of
coffee but 160 liters and in its points
in its cover a refrigeration circuit
closed that reaches its coldest point
at 4 kelvin 4 kelvin is 269 degrees under
zero that can not stand it and the penguins
smeared in antifreeze and clear
something so cold had to be done here
in zaragoza which is the city that exports
the cold to the rest of the world in
particular from the station
delight
with all this that I have told you when
you see one of these balloons or the subjects
by the cord agreed helium of the
things we can do with that of the
things that we have left to discover and
holding on tight so you do not
escape
Thank you
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